Best of Rifftrax - Casablanca
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- This movie holds the first instance of the quote "I ain't got time to bleed". Ingrid Bergman says it in her uber-violent knife fight with Nazi thugs. NOTE I do not own the rights to Rifftrax or Casablanca. Please visit rifftrax.com to download the full rifftrax or to donate.
"You're the billy goat curse in the Cubs game of his life." Let's face facts: these guys aren't just comedians, they're genius writers.
Right actors, right time, right script... it was one of those movies where everything just clicked with audiences. Oddly, everyone thought it was going to be a flop.
The "Love, love, love" at the beginning gets me every time XD
Rifftrax is hardcore -- anyone can riff a bad movie, but this takes serious talent. Gotta go buy the track and see the whole thing.
Seconded. I had it on a long forgotten login and I'm gonna buy it again why not
"The germans wore grey, you wore blue... I wore a shirt with a picture of the ultimate warrior on it" - that has me in tears every damn time 😂🤣😭😭
These guys are my main source of wit, and one of my best inspirations, I laugh every time I hear them.
you gotta love the clueless Lazlo scenes:
"So you guys know each or something?"
some great riffs on a great movie
This is such a classic, I know most people who aren't film buffs have lower attention spans and can't watch older classics like this, 2001 or citizen Kane, but the cinematography and writing is just so spot on
I've been looking everywhere for a good example of PRETENTIOUSNESS to use... this is great, thank you!👍
Salvador Dali called, he wants his high horse back...
Thank you Mike & the Bots for doing this classic! Your lines and references were hilarious and smart. AND I loved how you guys riffed this movie in the other movie Overdrawn At The Memory Bank.
They're not even really making fun of it, it's more like a good-natured roast.
4:40 "Now howcome when Bogey drinks during the day, people think he's sophisticated, but when I do it, all I hear is "get off our little league field!" LOL!!!
"Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo." NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You know these guys are talented when they can riff Casablanca!
Even the classics deserve to be riffed once in awhile. If you aren't able to receive criticism then you aren't worthy to receive praise.
I remember thinking there was no way they'd pull this off. But they did. "I'm sorry, but your hats!"
"I think you might be mistaken there, and/or delusional." Very useful phrase.
"Now how come when Boggy drink's during the daytime, everyone thinks he's sophisticated; but whenever I do I hear "'Get off our Little league field!"
4:42
Man, I never noticed what a non-character Laslow is. That's pretty astute of them. Also, while every shot is beautifully composed, they sure do shoot Ingrid Bergman through a haze of Vaseline.
one of my late father's favorite moviesturns 75 today!
5:53 "Come back tomorrow we've got a Moroccan Lady Gaga cover band that calls themselves "Poker Fez"" :')
"Go to so much hell, it's not even funny."
+Cor “CD1000” D "Mike, join Kevin in Hell."
"Will do."
"Snoopy's back! There will be carnage!"
So it's just that it's an incredibly well made film all round with a good message.
It's Casablanca like you've never seen before.
Remind me never to get my foot stuck in a bucket and hit myself in the head with a mop.
The "love, love, love" at the beginning always kills me XD
*SO, YOU GUYS KNOW EACHOTHER?*
I like this movie really very much
This reminds me of my own tragic romance with an alcoholic Welsh girl who lived near a pit - of all the bars in the world, she had to walk into a mine...
Dear Rifftrax guys:
I challenge you to riff the movie-----The Sound of Music!
Georg Collins Where's the challenge in that?
Make jokes about some of the musical numbers and dialogue, just like the MST3K crew does!
That's not very difficult. Besides the music, The Sound of Music isn't very good.
I still can't believe they managed to Riff on the most perfect movie ever and make it funny.
"Invasion or not, don't leave behind the booze!"
"The Germans are coming! Everyone pretend you're David Hasselhoff!"
😂😂😂😂
🎵closing time 🎵
“Someday, Jamie Foxx will play him in a biopic”
"Shh! They're about to introduce an iconic movie character."
"Jar-Jar Binks?"
"...Go to so much Hell it's not even funny."
"Hey! Don't Bogart that cigarette!"
"MIKE! Join Kevin in Hell!"
Will do
"Ah, an iconic movie character is about to be introduced."
"Jar Jar Binks?"
"... Go to so much hell it's not even funny, Kevin."
"Hey, don't BOGART that cigarette."
"Mike, join Kevin in hell!"
A French guy who fights back? WE FOUND HIM!
"Don't Bogart that cigarette!" "Join Kevin in hell"
"You're the billy goat curse in the Cubs game of his life."
"Cool, he had ICP tickets. We can totally go now" lol
God, Victor Lazslo made me nearly piss my pants laughing.
- "Hey don't BOGART that cigarette!"
- "Mike? Join Kevin in Hell!"
'Go to so much hell it's not even funny.' Lmao I'm stealing that; that's mine now 😂
*STATIC* Folks, the captain for the flight deck here, due to weather we're gonna have to reroute to Berlin.
xD
I'd love to see them do a Hitchcock film.
The last joke made me laugh the hardest.
Life would be great if I could say the things the Riff Trax guys get to say at work and not get written up.
The "Norm!!" joke and the Minnie Pearl joke are kind of a coincidence, because last week I saw INVASION U.S.A. and last night I saw ASSIGMENT: VENEZUELA again, and they had those jokes.
"This is the captain from the flight deck, do to the weather we're going to have to re-route to Berlin."
Awesome. Thank you.
Riff-ception? I love it!
"- You begin to live like a Frenchman.
- Next the garbage cans will be empty and the dog will be pregnant!"
I felt like such a dumbass laughing at the Poker-Fez joke.
0:22 Can ANYONE listen to La Marseillaise and NOT start singing All You Need Is Love? It's damn near impossible.
"AND THE WHISTLES GO WOO-WOO!"
@JamesOhGoodie "An iconic movie character is about to be introduced!" "Jar-Jar Binks?" "Go to so much Hell it's not even funny, Kevin!"
I laughed so hard I cried. And I need to remember both ways to say "Go to Hell."
Kat
"Poker Fez" LOL
Jacques Strapp had good years with the Phillies but his ball carrying in Oakland is what will be remembered.
In the beginning, I was thinking the same thing they were: Love, love, love. LOL
Can you guys riff The Maltese Falcon?
"Go to so much hell it's not even funny, Kevin."
"Snoopy's attacking!"
1:07-:19
"Waiter...someone put a ridiculous thing on my head"
3:18-:26
Considering "Barb Wire" basically screwed over the promotion of the MST3K movie, I'd be very surprised if they didn't.
OOHH, LOVE THE MALTESE FALCON, they should have RIFF THAT MOVIE!!!!
jar jar binks? "Go to so much hell it's not even funny, Kevin."
"I ain't got time to bleed! Ingrid Bergman says it in her über violent knife fight with nazi thugs" LOL I want to see that fight.
"Hey, don't Bogart that cigarette"
"Geez, it's giving me flashbacks to the time when some huge unwanted German sat down at MY table..."
Though in the interests of being anal rententive, SZ "Cuddles" Sakall was actually a Hungarian actor playing a Dutchman, but what the hey...
"Snoopy's attacking"
Wrong World War, but still funny!
"reroute to berlin" rofl
This movie just a cheap ripoff of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank!
Nice one!
“Mom? ‘M I nuts?”
@@ForceMaximus84 I'm being electronically simulated!
WHAT?! NO OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK REFERENCES?!
Never watch this whilst eating. "NORM!" had me choking on my apple.
No, not Snoopy! Not Snoopy, I have a family aaaaaaggghhh!
"So you guys know each other?!?"
LOL!!! That should be the saying of this movie!!!! XDDD
Will do!
Join us next week, when we riff on "Citizen Kane".
You'll notice a lot of those countries names on that map have changed since 1942.
Great cast, great acting, tight story, and in the end the good guy realizes his own needs are minor when it comes to the free world. Can you imagine Zack Effron doing something like that?
Besides, I was shocked, shocked I tell you, to find there is GAMBLING going on here.
Your winnings sir.
The sentencing was minimal.
1:28 best riff so far
XD Captain Kangaroo! lol
My hair is curly! "Oh what a racist!"
Did the bartender just skip?
NORM!
Now you're beginning to look like a Frenchman. "Next the garbage cans will be empty and the dog will be pregnant!"
Well, I think I just saw Jeux Strap! The great, French, ball carrier!
I am sooo glad that MST3K came back as Rifftrax! The world wouldn't be the same without them. Hell, it wasn't the same when the show was cancelled... :(
Just epic! I love it!
Holy crap that last line 😂😂😂
semisonic box!! genius!!
I've heard of at least a few movies besides Overdrawn at the Memory Bank that cribs off of Casablanca. Barb Wire, for instance.
Thanks you.
@masterpayne4568 AND a reference to the Ultimate Warrior. Don't forget that!
You fools, snoopy was into the WWI 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🎵🎶
I'm a HU-U-UGE MST3K/RiffTrax fan-- I recorded every MST episode that came on TV, and I buy anything and everything that comes out on disk.
Saying that, IMHO, the comedy doesn't work so well on great, classic movies like Casablanca or, as was observed in one of the MST3K commentaries, on movies that were intended as comedies in the first place, (like "Catalina Caper"). That's not to say that it couldn't be done; it would just take a superhuman effort-- like that Seinfeld bit about Superman logically having "super comedy."
I've got an idea. How about we have the rifftrax guys riff the MST3K movie?
(Sorry, but my device doesn't let me do line breaks). Bill: Go to so much Hell it's not even funny, Kevin. Mike: Hey, don't Bogart that cigarette! Bill: Mike, go join Kevin in Hell!
Hogan's heroes reference is amazing
NORM!
Since famous Bogart movies are fair game, a CAINE MUTINY episode would funny.
ya missed some good ones, fool!
' I've gotten creepier since last time, haven't I..'
' .. he was shot, trying to escape' ' Shot by an entire Panzer division.'
' Make me. oh- you are.'
' And so it was. After the war, louis and rick opened a nice little pottery shop in Mecanos, where they lived happily after. Lazlo's plane crashed into Gibraltar.'
That's called a soft focus.
awesome
How sad that you have to ask that. Especially if you've seen it.
@Essasmusic Perhaps, but Casablanca practically riffis itself. I saw it recently in a theater, and the audience was cracking up at the intentional symbolism in some scenes. Some of these riffs were too contemporary.
I love Rifftrax, but I realized that I love this movie more when I found myself trying to listen to the actual movie than the guys....sorry guys. Going to watch Casablanca now.
LLLOVE LLLOVE LLLOVE!
@Anynom
It doesn't really matter how good or bad the movie is just as long as the riffing is funny :D
NORM!!