When i was 4 i was used to be convinced that everything that you see in TV's are real including all the movies,obnoxious ads,cartoons everything and didn't believe my parents when they said its not real,until I fell on the floor after eating cereal because i wanted to fly after i saw an ad that showed a kid flying into the roof after eating cereal
when i was a kid i had the brilliant idea of inhaling a handful of pepper to see if i would sneeze like cartoon characters do. needless to say i did a lot more then just sneezing.
That kids valentine to that soldier was so wholesome and fucked up all at the same time. Loved it though, had I gotten a letter like that when I was overseas, it would have brightened my day
this is next level stuff. *charging toddlers* *santa die* *eating sand* *itchy balls* *hot ice cream* *4-year-old love triangles* _but the best one yet_ *i cAn sEe mY fAce* *_200 IQ stuff here._*
11:40 reminds me of the "gay compass" at my primary school, there was a yellow compass (nesw with an arrow) painted onto the ground that no kid would step in simply because everyone called it the gay compass and stepping on it would make you gay, you'd see whole classes walking to their rooms swerving around that one spot on the path to avoid it lmao
Do both youtube should NEVER be your main source of income if you even get subs in the first place stay in collage your whole life has lead up to this and all your hard work
When I was in second grade, I had to use the bathroom around 3-4 times a day. I had to ask my teacher one time and she wouldn’t let me go. I started wiggling and she ignored me. She noticed that I.... *stopped wiggling* and she stopped me after class and told me I could go without asking.
I locked my nanny out of the house when I was like 3 or 4. I ran around the whole house while cops, my dad, and the nanny were peering in to make sure I don’t start playing with the kitchen appliances.
9:20 if you don't count draws, it's 50/50 whether you win or lose. so (0.5^10)x100 = % chance of it happening (about 0.01% chance (1 in 10,000) if he meant he won 10 times in a row WITHOUT ANY DRAWS IN-BETWEEN, then ((1/3)^10)x100 = % chance of it happening. (about 0.0017% chance (1 in 170,000)) if he had a certain number of attempts to get a certain streak of wins with a certain probability then: when "p" is the probability of a "win" (decimal form), "x" is the streak of "wins" desired and "n" is the number of attempts to reach that streak AND n >= x (obviously): (1 - (1 - p^x)^n)x100 = % chance of the above happening you should know this if you are in 10th grade or higher.
Reminds me when I was still young. When I was 8 or something, I cried because my stuffed bear had "evil" eyes, kids are dumb, and I was one of those kids
When I was in preschool I was given a journal to practice writing down letters and our names and things like that. I was watching cartoons and the characters were writing down things it was just scribbles. And of course my stupid ass thought that it was the correct way to write so my whole journal was just scribbles
Pegasus u should make a vid once a month showcasing all the fanarts in the subreddit they take a lot time to make(no I dont have any fanarts in the subreddit)and have a good day
3:37 When I was a kid, out in the field at school there were trees that had spheres growing on them that, when touched, would make you itchy. We all liked playing with them so we called them "itchy balls" . I only just realised what it _really_ means.
6:45 schools make you ask so that the teacher can keep track of students, especially in elementary school, a student just disappearing without saying anything can be scary
I feel like asking to go to the bathroom isn’t a question, it’s more like a statement saying “I’m either going here or in the bathroom, it’s up to you.”
Once in like second grade I had to go to the bathroom, so I asked my teacher but she said I had to finish the assignment first. Yeah I peed myself and literally like six kids from my class were cackling and brought me to the nurse. Not just one kid or the teacher, just as many kids that wanted to go. Middle school was hard (my school was elementary + middle school).
1:51 Helpful correction here: Buy a sledgehammer and break the power box (best works at nighttime). Second, break a window open. If you have your phone still with you, play some creepy laughter. If not, do some creepy laughter yourself. Then, go inside the house and find the child. Lastly, pick up the sledgehammer and hit their skull. However, do not kill them yet. Next step is torture (and way of torture works). You’re welcome.
Same..when I was a kid me and my buddy used to climb trees and hype each other up to jump (not anything suicidal, we were just dumb kids and we thought if we broke an arm/leg we could relax and have others as servants etc. Suffice to say we never did jump, we always chickened out & then did it again like, the next day.
at my kindergarden-8th grade school, they would hold a fundraiser for this "jog-a-thon" event they held every year and the first and second grade classes would always raise dummy amounts of money. it was crazy
9:15 the thing is Rock Paper Scissors isn’t so much of a joke than you think - Japanese people (the people who invented it) use it to decide elections if there is a tie for the winner.
Kids don't "learn lessons" until they're much older. they're basically little psychopaths, psychologically speaking. they learn to work around painful consequences.
For shadows I thought they were pretty cool. I always felt a sense of power as I noticed that I had complete controll on them and can even controll their size and darkness depending on light and stuff. Fun times.
6:43 There was a student from my high school who needed to go to the bathroom once though his teacher wouldn't let him. He had to be no younger than 14 years old which would make you think that if he needed to go the bathroom he would do so the moment he realized he had to go rather than holding it in like a lot of children do. Yet his teacher told him that he couldn't go to the bathroom since paying attention to her class was more important than the healthy function of the human body. Which makes no sense cause for example, if you hold your pee for an extended amount of time you can actually ruin the muscles you use to hold in your pee which would result in pissing on yourself without of hope of stopping it. So the student then told his teacher that he had to go or he was going to shamelessly poop himself and that she should stop being an idiot (paraphrasing). The teacher still said no so the student stood up, walked over to the garbage can, dropped his pants, sat in the garbage can, then shat in the middle of class. I assumed he got in trouble, but you can't blame the dude cause for some reason teachers always try to be control freaks and just really make an ass out of themselves.
I have a stupid story about me, but it's not all out stupid. So one time when I was in kindergarten, my teacher turned on one of those touch screen smartboards that her computer connected to. She uses that for lessons, however, one day she left it on the desktop screen, and when I saw the file explorer icon at the bottom, I thought "Ooh what does this weird washing machine do?" so I touched the board where it was, and then the files opened. Right in front of everyone. That's when I learned to never touch the washing machine.
Ironically my siblings (i have four)play irl among us and force me to play sometimes too so there can have more people. It gets boring real fast lol. Also a story about when I was younger: When I was like 3 or 4 I had a cat. I thought that maybe I should cut his fur, but my cat was a short hair so that would be hard. So I climb a high chair and grab a pair of sissors. I then proceed to instead cut the cats whiskers off, rather then cutting his fur. I cant seem to remember much after that. Every time I think about dumb things I did when I was younger, I always think back to that.
When I was a kid, I thought I had a whole collection of "magical items" that I thought gave me superpowers. I had a pink blanket with a butterfly embroidered on it that I thought would help me fly, pink cowgirl boots that I thought would make me jump higher (I called them my magic jumping boots), and a hyena plushie (which I still have to this day) named Heena who would transform into a big bad monster to fight off all of the monsters under my bed when I fell asleep. I had quite an imagination.
I made a Superhero when I was a kid too, "pants man" pants on my legs, chest, head and anywhere else I could think of. A little later my sister suggested shirt man as a villain. I accepted her idea, shirts on my legs, head, arms, chest, anywhere I can think of. When I was a kid I had crazy sensory issues with underpants so I never wore them. The shirt fell, though I continued and he lasted for about a year before my parents realized how weird it was. The middle child, the youngest, and I had this game called "Nakey-Chase" and we chased our older sister's around for like half an hour and we played it for years.
6:22 That 4th grader is JUST old enough to not forget it for the rest of his life, in kindergarten, he could forget and if no one told him about it he would eliminate the memory, now it will plague him.
The one kid that asked their teacher to go to the bathroom is actually relatable here in mexico because most of the time we need to go during english classes and the teacher will just say "In english please" so we had to learn how to say that for the entire 6 years of elementary
Most of my teachers say "well you should've gone before you arrived" like you really think im gonna feel the need to pee 30 minutes before i ask if i can use the restroom? At this point i dont even know how they became teachers without knowing how humans function... And the worst think is that if i go the toilet without telling them first they get mad LIKE WHAT DO YOU WANT
6:44 I'm in middle school (6th grade) and got detention for accidently forgetting to ask to use the bathroom. I really had to go and just was completely focused on using the bathroom. I got grounded and yelled at. fuck the messed up education system.
My ten year old nephew told me my forehead looked like it had an entire constellation on it. This couldn't be interpreted as a compliment cause when I say the stars are beautiful, he tells me they're just balls of farts.
When I was 8 and on holiday in Queensland, Australia, we went to Movie World. An Austin Powers impersonator asked my stepmother if she had been on the "Austin Powers Ride" and I replied saying "No? Where's that one?" Only to be laughed at by everyone, super embarrassing 🤦🏻
There's 0,00169 % probability to win 10 in a row in rock, paper, scisors, but I guess they've been choosing the same one every time, in which case it's 100 % probability.
I think the whole asking for permission for the bathroom thing is probably that if you are allowed to get up for the bathroom no questions asked, it takes one to abuse it as an excuse to get out of class
Yeah, watching this reminds me of back in class 2 I used to go to this school, where our class teacher would decline whenever I wanted and allowed me like two times in a 5hr long class. Years later, I understood why she did that, she was doing that because then my school was next to my house, so I used to run back to my house a lot. Although, the teacher's measures still sound a bit harsh, even now, when I'm in 8th grade.
reply and you'll be 5 years younger
NO I DONT WANNA BE 5 YEARS YOUNGER NOOO
M
YES
instructions unclear now im negative years old
People who have 55 years: YESSSSSSSSSS
my motto is now "jump first, think later"
See that volcano? Ima jump in it and as soon as the lava is melting my body and cooking me ima think why this was a bad idea
ok
The new Quote of The Year.
@@Cruscker yes
Simps: meat first think later
"They're pretty similar to us adults because we cry a lot too."
-Pegasus 2021
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@@malekahmedsamir1337 yes
So true
Facts
@@malekahmedsamir1337 Love him or hate him he do he spitting facts
If 3yo locked me out of the house when it's snowing they better get ready to get yeeted out of existence
It's their turn to stay outside for 10 minutes!
Do a trickshot with the 3yo
Yeetus the aged Fetus.
"I'M CRAFTING A BELT"
-Philza Minecraft 2021
@@Strider_046 PHILS GONNA GO BEAT SOME KIDS
When i was 4 i was used to be convinced that everything that you see in TV's are real including all the movies,obnoxious ads,cartoons everything and didn't believe my parents when they said its not real,until I fell on the floor after eating cereal because i wanted to fly after i saw an ad that showed a kid flying into the roof after eating cereal
4 y/o you should already be considered dumb for not having the “mom and dad are always right” mentality.
@@erikacontreras1041 she's independent!
this made me laugh
Even though i cannot stress enough how stupid it is to stare at the sun to blind yourself i gotta admit this kids got dedication
I like eating sand too
Same
same
tbh sand tastes good
same
Same dawg! The crunchy texture and flavor is absolutely amazing!!
when i was a kid i had the brilliant idea of inhaling a handful of pepper to see if i would sneeze like cartoon characters do.
needless to say i did a lot more then just sneezing.
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Poor you 😂
oh no
I laughed a bit to hard at this my throat hurts now
@Pika Nett you GOD
It so underated to see kids being smart for the first time
i agre
Facts i used to be smart until my brothers friend hit my head and grabbed me by the legs and through me at a tree but im still smart
Hello i am a kid, want me to tell you about how i cannot get diabetes because i need some random gene? Also being an astronaut sucks
@@Cruscker lmao🤣
pog cham
he met iron man, out of costume
"its just manman now" -pegasus 2021
Man man, Man man
Does whatever a man can
Is he depressed? Yes he is
Pays lots of money for head on his dlck
Look out, here comes the Man man
69th.
@@thientuongnguyen2564 after 2 years.
Pegasus: Today we look at stupid kids
Me: Hmm smells like TikTok.
Yyyyep
Those aren't kid. Those are aliens
Those kids where better than TikTok
@@miraclemalletyougrowbigger5339 they were? II haven't watched yet because of school.
@@delaniakabutoo9893 But literally they dont do deadly challenges and kill their own sister...
These kids are still smarter than tiktokers
yes. tiktokers/white girls
true
Yessir
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@@malekahmedsamir1337 i have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Just a quick reminder, we are in the same species as those 2nd grade boys who think theyre smoking in the winter
yes
@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
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Like using flour or powder roll up with paper and blowing it like you are "smoking". And it was badass
@@MtnDew4828 Dew
That kids valentine to that soldier was so wholesome and fucked up all at the same time. Loved it though, had I gotten a letter like that when I was overseas, it would have brightened my day
0:05 “they try to eat sand”
Me: “I don’t like sand. It’s course and it’s rough, and it gets everywhere.”
*Sand paper taste better than normal sand*
toilet paper taste better then sand besides the ones with a fragrance those taste horrible:/
Eat glass it's crunchy
Master Skywalker there's too many of them, what are we going to do?
*crunch* *crunch* *crunch*
this is next level stuff.
*charging toddlers*
*santa die*
*eating sand*
*itchy balls*
*hot ice cream*
*4-year-old love triangles*
_but the best one yet_
*i cAn sEe mY fAce*
*_200 IQ stuff here._*
Hot ice cream
@@yourfatboy5359 Yeah that's worst
In today's stupid ### society
-Toby Jones
yeah kids are secretly very high IQ yet they lose it when they get older xD
also i didn't get the last one what
@@lolidontknow7482 That's literally cursed
1:20 Parents wonder why a lot of their kids go missing
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@@malekahmedsamir1337 don't you get lackadaisical for comment the same thing over and over again
They're not being pogger parents then
Yeah, you're right.
Pegasus: These kids are really stupid
Tik-Tok kids: Do I look like a joke to you?
Pegasus: Yes, Yes you do
pp
@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
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@@MtnDew4828 Mtn Dew
Hey pegasus, the dc stands for “district of colombia”
No da capital
This is a joke
@@josestudios58 No, it’s a fact
"Hey bad guy, look put! I got itchy balls"
I just died of laughter
*out
"Jump first think later"
"This cliff looks good"
"Wait a minute"
*splat*
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LMAO
@@malekahmedsamir1337 u having a stroke?
When I was about four I think I started screaming and throwing rocks at my shadow for following me.
I only realized i had a shadow when I was like 8 or 9 and I ran from it because it copied me
@@thebest_aza impressive going 8 years without knowing the basic behaviours of light
11:40 reminds me of the "gay compass" at my primary school, there was a yellow compass (nesw with an arrow) painted onto the ground that no kid would step in simply because everyone called it the gay compass and stepping on it would make you gay, you'd see whole classes walking to their rooms swerving around that one spot on the path to avoid it lmao
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i always stepped on it and now I'm lesbian 😩
「The Forbidden Spot」
@@malekahmedsamir1337 Can we do a long word contest?
Based kids
And back to another episode of: "Why you should delete Twitter!"
College sucks, I want to do TH-cam... Man you're such an inspiration 💯
Minecraft videos every day les go 😤
Do both youtube should NEVER be your main source of income if you even get subs in the first place stay in collage your whole life has lead up to this and all your hard work
kids are the type of people to say that a tik toker actually worked to be where they are
Pegasus: Kids are stupid
Also Pegasus: Break the door than throw the kids out then lock the door
Me: The door is freaking broken...
Time Stamp: 1:50
I can only see the fan meetup ending very badly or absolutely nothing happens because nobody came.
Imagine being disappointed because Robert Downey Jr shows up out of costume and just ruins your whole life lol
Once (as a kid) I put spicy doritos in the microwave to make them hotter and they just became ash and the bag started to light on fire
I like how pegasus can just switch the type of content he makes and still keep it amazing .
When I was in second grade, I had to use the bathroom around 3-4 times a day. I had to ask my teacher one time and she wouldn’t let me go. I started wiggling and she ignored me. She noticed that I.... *stopped wiggling* and she stopped me after class and told me I could go without asking.
That sneeze potion look BUSSIN 😩
hoarders😒 👉🤡
I locked my nanny out of the house when I was like 3 or 4. I ran around the whole house while cops, my dad, and the nanny were peering in to make sure I don’t start playing with the kitchen appliances.
Once I was a kid long ago, I was chinese, now I'm a naturalized Japanese
Inspiring
@@Polavianus and almost poetic
9:20
if you don't count draws, it's 50/50 whether you win or lose.
so (0.5^10)x100 = % chance of it happening (about 0.01% chance (1 in 10,000)
if he meant he won 10 times in a row WITHOUT ANY DRAWS IN-BETWEEN,
then ((1/3)^10)x100 = % chance of it happening. (about 0.0017% chance (1 in 170,000))
if he had a certain number of attempts to get a certain streak of wins with a certain probability then:
when "p" is the probability of a "win" (decimal form), "x" is the streak of "wins" desired and "n" is the number of attempts to reach that streak AND n >= x (obviously):
(1 - (1 - p^x)^n)x100 = % chance of the above happening
you should know this if you are in 10th grade or higher.
This comment has a lot of 🤓 energy
1:49 we all fear the day when Pegasus has a child
Day 74 of reminding pegasus that he exists for 10 minutes a day.
day 420
HERES A PARROT🦜
@@SHRIIMPSUCKS nice
It’s 13 now 😔
Reminds me when I was still young. When I was 8 or something, I cried because my stuffed bear had "evil" eyes, kids are dumb, and I was one of those kids
my new motto is now "Life is like chess, You have to move" - from someone's 6yo Audrey
My friend got sad during 2nd grade when his "cheese disappeared" even though he had it stuffed in his mouth
When I was in preschool I was given a journal to practice writing down letters and our names and things like that. I was watching cartoons and the characters were writing down things it was just scribbles. And of course my stupid ass thought that it was the correct way to write so my whole journal was just scribbles
Now,not only kids are stupid,adults are becoming stupider by the second ❤️
cool
Yes they are also love your pfp
Its *Ult ???*
Thats true and its sad
Everybody is just stupid over all
My sister USED to think that the moon was FOLLOWING US and it still makes me ponder how dumb a child could be.
When I was 5 years old I was thinking that pretending to be statue it's a very good way to hide. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO DUMB!?
2:55 why are there children in the shed
don’t go to my shed :)))
LMAO THE THUMBNAIL-
As long as society exist, Pegasus will never run out of idea
My motto: “Stupid people aren’t annoying, they’re free entertainment. Until you have to deal with them.”
Your stomach can definitely dissolve a playing card... I was a stupid kid
As a ‘kid’ (technically a teen but idc), I agree with everything here. Small children are demonic.
Pegasus u should make a vid once a month showcasing all the fanarts in the subreddit they take a lot time to make(no I dont have any fanarts in the subreddit)and have a good day
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@@malekahmedsamir1337 uh. Ok
"Kids are stupid"
As a kid, I agree
As someone who is no longer a kid, I still agree
3:37
When I was a kid, out in the field at school there were trees that had spheres growing on them that, when touched, would make you itchy. We all liked playing with them so we called them "itchy balls" . I only just realised what it _really_ means.
5 y/o me specifically thought that teachers reality was a facade created by teachers to make life of kids a living hell. I was home schooled
0:24 Minecraft in real life
Whose betting the kid who nearly cried because he was one "gay bridge" is gonna grow up to be a redditor lol
im a kid and i can confirm that we are in fact stupid
6:45 schools make you ask so that the teacher can keep track of students, especially in elementary school, a student just disappearing without saying anything can be scary
I feel like asking to go to the bathroom isn’t a question, it’s more like a statement saying “I’m either going here or in the bathroom, it’s up to you.”
fun fact: my brother ate sand please help what do i do now
Put him down
@@marcelchang6635 😂
Give him more
𝙷𝚖𝚖𝚖𝚖𝚖...𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚗??
Once in like second grade I had to go to the bathroom, so I asked my teacher but she said I had to finish the assignment first. Yeah I peed myself and literally like six kids from my class were cackling and brought me to the nurse. Not just one kid or the teacher, just as many kids that wanted to go. Middle school was hard (my school was elementary + middle school).
This is epic
I know Joah!
Always has been
1:51 Helpful correction here:
Buy a sledgehammer and break the power box (best works at nighttime). Second, break a window open. If you have your phone still with you, play some creepy laughter. If not, do some creepy laughter yourself. Then, go inside the house and find the child. Lastly, pick up the sledgehammer and hit their skull. However, do not kill them yet. Next step is torture (and way of torture works). You’re welcome.
Same..when I was a kid me and my buddy used to climb trees and hype each other up to jump (not anything suicidal, we were just dumb kids and we thought if we broke an arm/leg we could relax and have others as servants etc.
Suffice to say we never did jump, we always chickened out & then did it again like, the next day.
pretty early if i do say so myself ;)
;)
;)
;)
I love how he was talking about throwing the 3yo in the snow right as he got his kill bonus
at my kindergarden-8th grade school, they would hold a fundraiser for this "jog-a-thon" event they held every year and the first and second grade classes would always raise dummy amounts of money. it was crazy
For some of the digital classes I had the teachers were at school which further reinforced the fact that the teachers were actual people
9:30 he probably played the rock paper of scissors every time and it got predictable
9:15 the thing is Rock Paper Scissors isn’t so much of a joke than you think - Japanese people (the people who invented it) use it to decide elections if there is a tie for the winner.
Kids don't "learn lessons" until they're much older. they're basically little psychopaths, psychologically speaking. they learn to work around painful consequences.
For shadows I thought they were pretty cool. I always felt a sense of power as I noticed that I had complete controll on them and can even controll their size and darkness depending on light and stuff. Fun times.
6:43 There was a student from my high school who needed to go to the bathroom once though his teacher wouldn't let him. He had to be no younger than 14 years old which would make you think that if he needed to go the bathroom he would do so the moment he realized he had to go rather than holding it in like a lot of children do.
Yet his teacher told him that he couldn't go to the bathroom since paying attention to her class was more important than the healthy function of the human body. Which makes no sense cause for example, if you hold your pee for an extended amount of time you can actually ruin the muscles you use to hold in your pee which would result in pissing on yourself without of hope of stopping it.
So the student then told his teacher that he had to go or he was going to shamelessly poop himself and that she should stop being an idiot (paraphrasing). The teacher still said no so the student stood up, walked over to the garbage can, dropped his pants, sat in the garbage can, then shat in the middle of class.
I assumed he got in trouble, but you can't blame the dude cause for some reason teachers always try to be control freaks and just really make an ass out of themselves.
My 5 year old sister said once, “I’m so pissed off” when the restaurant we ordered from messed up her order. Funniest thing she’s ever said
I have a stupid story about me, but it's not all out stupid. So one time when I was in kindergarten, my teacher turned on one of those touch screen smartboards that her computer connected to. She uses that for lessons, however, one day she left it on the desktop screen, and when I saw the file explorer icon at the bottom, I thought "Ooh what does this weird washing machine do?" so I touched the board where it was, and then the files opened. Right in front of everyone. That's when I learned to never touch the washing machine.
@Brodie Ainsworth Idk I don’t remember
Ironically my siblings (i have four)play irl among us and force me to play sometimes too so there can have more people. It gets boring real fast lol.
Also a story about when I was younger:
When I was like 3 or 4 I had a cat. I thought that maybe I should cut his fur, but my cat was a short hair so that would be hard. So I climb a high chair and grab a pair of sissors. I then proceed to instead cut the cats whiskers off, rather then cutting his fur. I cant seem to remember much after that. Every time I think about dumb things I did when I was younger, I always think back to that.
When I was a kid, I thought I had a whole collection of "magical items" that I thought gave me superpowers. I had a pink blanket with a butterfly embroidered on it that I thought would help me fly, pink cowgirl boots that I thought would make me jump higher (I called them my magic jumping boots), and a hyena plushie (which I still have to this day) named Heena who would transform into a big bad monster to fight off all of the monsters under my bed when I fell asleep.
I had quite an imagination.
As a child I thought that the bigger part of the toilet seat was for adults when they go to the bathroom, and that only kids use the toilet seat.
"I don't know where he is, I'm Luigi and not him"
-Luigi
8:59 homemade poison
7:18 the best thing about this is that he thought Mario would be "too suspicious"
Parent in the bathroom when they ask thier child to leave the bathroom:
I made a Superhero when I was a kid too, "pants man" pants on my legs, chest, head and anywhere else I could think of. A little later my sister suggested shirt man as a villain. I accepted her idea, shirts on my legs, head, arms, chest, anywhere I can think of. When I was a kid I had crazy sensory issues with underpants so I never wore them. The shirt fell, though I continued and he lasted for about a year before my parents realized how weird it was. The middle child, the youngest, and I had this game called "Nakey-Chase" and we chased our older sister's around for like half an hour and we played it for years.
Wtf-
"kids are stupid" thats all I needed to hear.
6:22 That 4th grader is JUST old enough to not forget it for the rest of his life, in kindergarten, he could forget and if no one told him about it he would eliminate the memory, now it will plague him.
The one kid that asked their teacher to go to the bathroom is actually relatable here in mexico
because most of the time we need to go during english classes and the teacher will just say "In english please" so we had to learn how to say that for the entire 6 years of elementary
Kid: "Peudo ir al baño?"
Teacher: "En ingles porfavor"
Kid: "Me toilet go?"
whenever anyone says "don't you just love kids?" assume they suffer from ptsd from childcare
Lets fund a toilet in pegasus's room in the place of the chair for easy access. I hope things get better Pegasus.
1:48 "They had us in the first half not gonna lie"
Most of my teachers say "well you should've gone before you arrived" like you really think im gonna feel the need to pee 30 minutes before i ask if i can use the restroom? At this point i dont even know how they became teachers without knowing how humans function... And the worst think is that if i go the toilet without telling them first they get mad LIKE WHAT DO YOU WANT
6:44 I'm in middle school (6th grade) and got detention for accidently forgetting to ask to use the bathroom. I really had to go and just was completely focused on using the bathroom. I got grounded and yelled at. fuck the messed up education system.
1:53 right after he says to break open the door he gets a kill, now where is that kid
My ten year old nephew told me my forehead looked like it had an entire constellation on it. This couldn't be interpreted as a compliment cause when I say the stars are beautiful, he tells me they're just balls of farts.
When I was 8 and on holiday in Queensland, Australia, we went to Movie World. An Austin Powers impersonator asked my stepmother if she had been on the "Austin Powers Ride" and I replied saying "No? Where's that one?" Only to be laughed at by everyone, super embarrassing 🤦🏻
There's 0,00169 % probability to win 10 in a row in rock, paper, scisors, but I guess they've been choosing the same one every time, in which case it's 100 % probability.
I think the whole asking for permission for the bathroom thing is probably that if you are allowed to get up for the bathroom no questions asked, it takes one to abuse it as an excuse to get out of class
A lot of this was stupid wholesome. Except for the one where the 3yo locked their parents outside of the house. That was devilish.
Man "what does DC stand for?" Is like an immortal question
Yeah, watching this reminds me of back in class 2 I used to go to this school, where our class teacher would decline whenever I wanted and allowed me like two times in a 5hr long class.
Years later, I understood why she did that, she was doing that because then my school was next to my house, so I used to run back to my house a lot. Although, the teacher's measures still sound a bit harsh, even now, when I'm in 8th grade.