8:53 Lawl, my dad did that with green shag carpet, too. It was in a spot next to our house where we didn't have gutters, so the soil would just erode away from rain coming off the roof. Thing is, he had it that way for about a decade, and moss decided it was a great place to live. So it became this weirdly fused mossy/shag turf that was impossible to remove. Frogs and snails loved it.
So I watched it at 0.25 and paused the frames. It looks like it's actually a rat. It could also just be an old bottle with some coffee that's clutched to itself
14:09 this is accurate one time I went to my mom's job which was a nursing home and i was dressed as a nun and there was this old man in a wheelchair and he said, "I used to have a friend who was a nun she died." So I just sat there awkwardly with this expression on my face 👁👄👁
5:52 thats actually a mourning dove call, and I agree you know it’s gonna be a good day when you hear it, but not when it’s right outside your window and won’t stop fucking screaming
3:17 can someone explain why everyone I know and all my parental figures always tell me to be quiet in a hospital when I'm not being loud and the door is closed while I can hear other people chatting and kids screaming bloody murder
I swear. You need to upload more because ur tik toks are the only ones I find funny and entertaining to watch. And I like that I can hold my phone normally while I watch them.
14:06 No joke, about a year or two before my grandfather passed away, I was sorta addicted to Minecraft, and would play it over at my grandparent’s house. One day he said: “Why do you have to play that game all the time? Can’t you spend time with me? I’m going to die soon”. Well, he’s been dead for 5 years, and I’m still playing Minecraft- Edit: Thanks for all of the condolences. I guess you could say joking about it helps me deal with the pain.
0:59 Damn, his mind will be blown when he finds out ferries are a thing. I constantly see British cars in Southeastern Europe... How do you think they got here dude
0.35 the new product, lick-a-brick! So much to do with a lick-a-brick, so many things to try! *lick-a-brick is not responsible for any damage made to living things or buildings. Please use with caution*
- I think I broke my leg!
- No, you didn’t.
Best one
@@markforest5413 Why would you do that
@@markforest5413 ur fake af why would u hack ur gfs insta 💀💀🤚 ur not cool
The fact that when I read this the clip played lmfao
2:11 anyone wanna see
"I'm not gay, but I could have taken that awake"
True
what could he have taken 💀
@@makky223 Oh I think you know 👀
@@makky223 a tube, my dude
😂😂😂
plot twist: these are all from a parallel universe where everything is cursed
We are in the parallel universe where everything is cursed
You mean the embodiment of 2020?
I ruined your 777
*gasp*
"I was wondering if you could make a heart shaped pizza"
**scream of the damned**
I swear that girl who was talking about cleaning blood at an airbnb is one of those voice actors for the true story animations
YES
Nice noodle pfp :D
OR A SPOTIFY AD!!
Im the 300th like
@@NeneARZ nobody cares stop seeking validation from a screen
“I like rocks. They make me feel good about myself...
Cause they’re not living.”
So hilarious. Get it, cause dead people? HAHAH OMG SO FUNNY
@@juxsoundz4822 what
I dont know if my sense of humor is just broken but I laughed for 5 minutes straight after "what did the DJ name his son? Eric"
Hi there lol my name is Eric and that's all my friends tell me lol
I laughed for 5 minutes gay
@@melaniemartinezfans-n6t you sound like a Larry
Don't watch Poopmadness videos.
same😭
The dude who plays wheel of fortune, I realized that I do that too-
Same lol
Haha same
i'm pretty sure most people can do it lol
pretty sure most people can
I can do that too lol
8:53
Lawl, my dad did that with green shag carpet, too. It was in a spot next to our house where we didn't have gutters, so the soil would just erode away from rain coming off the roof. Thing is, he had it that way for about a decade, and moss decided it was a great place to live. So it became this weirdly fused mossy/shag turf that was impossible to remove. Frogs and snails loved it.
Phorg
12:53 WAIT SO WHAT WAS IN THE COFFEE
That's what I wanna know
Looks like a damn fish. Comforting to see, as I love that coffee.
YES PLEASE I NEED ANSWERS
So I watched it at 0.25 and paused the frames. It looks like it's actually a rat. It could also just be an old bottle with some coffee that's clutched to itself
@Aaliyah Marie Orozco I’v never seen ice that looks like that lol
cursed toks are always the tastiest
you mean the crunchiest
@@twixysnicker7230 oh of course
@@janedoe-vc4rl lol
Mmmm *juicy*
Juimcy
2:10
“I think I broke my leg”
“No u didint”
THIS BROKE ME
broke his leg too
1:40 the WAVE of nostalgia i got from this
7:02 I thought they said the cookie gets harder than my dad. 😭
Bruh😭
SAME LMAOO
I mean it's close....
Wait it doesnt-
5:51 omg I miss that feeling SO much
I truly don’t
14:09 this is accurate one time I went to my mom's job which was a nursing home and i was dressed as a nun and there was this old man in a wheelchair and he said, "I used to have a friend who was a nun she died." So I just sat there awkwardly with this expression on my face 👁👄👁
THIS WAS THE ONLY COMPILATION THAT MADE ME LAUGH A BUNCH OF TIMES IN ONE VIDEO IM SUBBING
Frfr
kid: falls down and hurt him self
other kid: *films*
edit: thanks for all the likes
Realistic.
First kid: I think i broke my leg.....
Kid filming: *no you didnt*
What are you suppose to do help him up?
@@cait5507 maybe just leave them there, doesn’t that seem reasonable
ThAnKs FoR aLl ThE lIkEs
0:56
idk why i love the way he says "i lied"
he like "oh welp shit" in his mind
2:00 summarizes elementary school really well “think i broke my leg.” “✨no you didn’t✨”
9:37 that's the way I feel every time i see a video of people destroying a super delicious looking cake.
5:52 thats actually a mourning dove call, and I agree you know it’s gonna be a good day when you hear it, but not when it’s right outside your window and won’t stop fucking screaming
seeing those shimeji take the assignments brought back so much nostalgia
I don't know what's wrong with my humor but I absolutely died at the cupcakes falling! 💀💀💀
13.24 is the most English thing I've ever seen lmao
"Ah it's a bloody wind up, isn't it? Bloody wind up merchant"
You're not English unless you've said wind up merchant
9:39 I felt that emotionally 😭
I dont like cake, but rlly though, why waste that cake??
“I have my newspaper, my coffee and my pills!” Me: ...jimmy that’s not good- Kid: “Oh sure it is it keeps me from dying :D.”
Teacher: Having a conversation about math problems and how to find X
My brain: 14:30
“I like rocks, they make me feel good about myself”
Same, same
4:20 the noise he makes 😂😂😂😂
I'm Earlier than a white family at an air port
Jokes on you, my whole family was already in new york as you were typing this
Fr, I arrive to the airports 5-6 hours early
The mom: WE'RE LATE
We always arrive like 3 months early just to make sure we don't miss our flight. Any later than that and according to my mother were LATE LATE LATE
Lmaooo my family and me are white and I can confirm bahaha 💀
10:31 WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE SHES BEING HELD HOSTAGE IM LOSING MY MIND 💀😭
IKR 😭😂
That made me uncomfortable
you have heard of carpeted bathroom, but have you heard of
*C A R P E T E D C U R B*
5:31
What do cannibals call pregnant woman, kinder egg suprise
Omg I'm taking this one.
Wtf are they surprised about? Its guaranteed to be a baby
It makes it funnier that kinder means child in german
I-
Wha?-
Now this one made me chuckle
The best llama is Kuzco
I only spit facts
Oh no! Are you a llama too?
3:17 can someone explain why everyone I know and all my parental figures always tell me to be quiet in a hospital when I'm not being loud and the door is closed while I can hear other people chatting and kids screaming bloody murder
It‘s so stupid. That dude can‘t even fucking think because he is sedated. Let him live😂
1:21 so THAT’S where they put all the toilet paper..
1:59 my man didnt care that his friend was hurt at alllllllll lol
I swear. You need to upload more because ur tik toks are the only ones I find funny and entertaining to watch. And I like that I can hold my phone normally while I watch them.
2:53 she said yes, the cupcakes said no
7:17 *Scottish wheezing*
PRETTY FOCKIN ACCURATE
tHaT iS a RiVeR
4:23 WHAT THE HECK TYPE OF “LAUGH” IS THAT?!?!? 😂
5:51 that's that hit! Summer will be here soon
"it's cookie time!"
"This cookie hits harder than my dad"
Lmao
1:05 PLS I DID THAT IN SCHOOL AND IT HELPED ME GET OUT OF SO MUCH TROUBLE AT THE END OF THE YEAR 😭😭✋🏽
Wait what's it called? 😂😂
Please tell me how to get mine to do that cuz he won’t even interact with anything but the sides of my monitor and my mouse
3:10 hardest I've ever laughed
Especially that guy after looking similar to that dead lemon I just can’t
2:35
Impressive voice acting holy smokes
'baby reading book'
omg im dying
“I love you Kermit hello” 😂😂😂
“The darkness is slowly getting closer to consuming me :D”
When I saw them cupcakes fall, my heart SANK
4:42 cant tell if he is crying or laughing
Sameee that’s why I’m so confused about that one
i think hes crying
Im convinced need for speed 2015 took place in Glasgow, only two places I’ve seen be that dark and rainy.
5:25 I WHEEZED SO HARD AT THIS MY HUMOR IS BROKEN
8:56 caught me off guard pretty quick
8:58 we found where O’hare air is
5:16 LMFAOOOOOOOO I CANT STOP LAUGHING
10:40 truly a cursed moment
-I think I broke my leg
-No you didn't
Literally passed me away
I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a detailed profile picture
tell me why i actually checked like “oh really”
Grandma got company 😂😂 you nearly gave her a heart attack!
Pfft I Was Dieing On This One 3:40
14:06 No joke, about a year or two before my grandfather passed away, I was sorta addicted to Minecraft, and would play it over at my grandparent’s house. One day he said: “Why do you have to play that game all the time? Can’t you spend time with me? I’m going to die soon”.
Well, he’s been dead for 5 years, and I’m still playing Minecraft-
Edit: Thanks for all of the condolences. I guess you could say joking about it helps me deal with the pain.
Bro...👁👄👁
Also, r.i.p
I-
My condolences...
The glasgow one was so true it happens every time it rains
Person getting cupcakes out of the fridge: yes
Cupcakes: NO
The DJ Joke cracked me up and I love it sm
Not funny lol
trying to get a snack at 3am be like: 2:48
"Blood is just blood." Yeah lady, thats until you realize the possibility that the killer might still be there or will come back
10:13 why was this low-key satisfying
LOL I'm weezing w the fruit and the girl spitting hahahhaha that was so accurate, i hate when that happens
I love the cookie one. 😂
The banana one at the end is just beautiful
I have that drone-
It’s just great.....
3:17 "Like, I'm not gay, but I coulda taken that awake" I need to stop laughing so loud, my parents are asleep 💀💀
4:31 ummmm sir-
I’m confused at what’s happening
The sort of clean pile is SO REALLLL
4:36 is he laughing or crying ?
14:08 my dad tells me this all the time, my grandpa's never mentioned his own mortality though
3:00 that face is so funny like it looks cute even😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THE FIRST ONE LITERALLY TOOK ME A WHOLE DAMN MINUTE OMYGOOF
12:07 I never had such an intense "A-HA-" moment for a joke before
I didn't understand it?
what's the joke?
The joke is that moms use brooms similar to how much everyone else drives cars I guess. Idk
The joke is that the moms ‘car’ is the broom
"I'm in me mums car....broom broom" and she was using a broom to wipe off her car
5:45 this man smiles like he gives the best hugs wtf
0:59 Damn, his mind will be blown when he finds out ferries are a thing. I constantly see British cars in Southeastern Europe... How do you think they got here dude
“well here i have my newspaper, my coffee, and my pills! :)”
2:50 please tell me I'm not the only 9ne hwho laughed at this ofr 20 min
2:56 i’m actually crying nooo they looked so good🥺🥺
7:02 this cookie hits harder than my dad timestamp
Thanks
That banana one gave me coconut song vibes
“I’m so glad your doing well in school. Have you wrapped Johnson’s sausage strips around scallops?”
That summer day one with the random bird is so true, I live in Australia and I swear that bird is just somewhere waking me up lol.
2:30 I swear thats the narrator from TDU 2
I love how the little boys are playing and the other one for even helping at one anyway I think I broke my leg no you didn’t
4:22
Ain't no one gonna talk about that laugh? 💀💀
@Jayla Smith perfection at it's finest.
1:38 NO THIS IS LITERALLY SO ACCURATE LIKE THEY GOT THE LOOKING AROUND WHILE THE AUDIENCE CLAPS AND EVERYTHING
1:47 so true
finally, this is the type of content ive been looking for
0.35 the new product, lick-a-brick! So much to do with a lick-a-brick, so many things to try!
*lick-a-brick is not responsible for any damage made to living things or buildings. Please use with caution*
That cupcake container rlly just said no to that poor woman’s face. 😂
7:07 always get overly excited when i see other people from Scotland in these compilations
same
Moment of silence for the kid who was home alone and being caught by his parents-