For those curious about horsepower: 1 horsepower isn’t based on the peak output of a horse. It was based on the average work a horse could do in a day. Since no animal can operate at 100% effort for very long, they have to eat, rest, etc. a horse can average 1 horsepower across an day. That was the thought anyway. So yes, a horse can output much more than 1 hp for a short time, but you have to average that out with the hours they spend resting every day.
I mean YEAH I don't see how this is the bad way of doing this! Like, if you eat the worst parts last you'll end your meal with the bad taste. It's like going on a school trip then coming back from the trip on a math test ;_;
The Jeffrey Dahmer memes are helping me heal because I accidentally on purpose exposed myself to 2 episodes of that stuff and uhh, turns out it's got like every single one of my triggers
If you think thats scary, wait until you watch NUMBER FIFTEEN BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE, THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONES FOOT FUNGUS, BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOU GET. Scariest shit I've ever seen.
7:55 - desert music/atmosphere meme Although, if it is a western desert (Nevada/California/Arizona...) then it's an eagle sound and slide guitar 8:42 - more than a pretty face
Does anyone know any other channels as good as monstro? I’ve searched so much to find one with as funny a TikTok comp and they’re all duds and monstro isn’t making them as often anymore.
3:04 as someone who worked at a taco bell before, I can safely say that less than a 1/3rd of our drink orders are Baja blasts, most people actually order pepsi more then our blasts. And a lot of people order food and no drinks. So her argument of us being oblivious is invalid
Okay so this is completely off topic, but I had just clicked on this video, when an ad popped up. Thing is, somehow I got an ad for that memey “children’s book”, DEE’S BIG NUTS!😂😂😂
what's wrong with aqua fresh? haven't you tried the orange one? it foams in between your teeth. makes it feel extra clean. I've been using it for years. it's my favorite paste
5:36 but the jelly goes first...? if you spread the peanut butter first then your knife is covered in peanut butter, it's way easier to wipe all the jelly off using the bread than it is to wipe the peanut butter off, unless you just cross-contaminate without a care
Yeah but then its like impossible to smear the peanutbutter cause theres no friction on the jelly, you need the friction of the bread/ricecake to make an even spread. It just makes a mess and gets shit everywhere. Id rather take the extra second to wipe off the peanut butter than try to do the fight with god that is spreading peanutbutter over jelly.
but pb doesn't need to be refrigerated and jelly/jam does. Unless you have a nut allergy getting pb in the jelly doesn't matter, and even if you do you should just use separate utensils.
i put jelly on first just in the off-chance someone with peanut allergies comes to my house and wants a jelly sandwich even though nobody in my family even has nut allergies
5:37 I put jelly on first bcs my sister has a peanut allergy (Ik terrible decision on her part like tf?? U choose a peanut allergy out of all the allergies?) But she likes jelly so in order to keep the jelly from being contaminated and use the same knife throughout the entire PB&J making experience, we do jelly first in the house (bcs she’ll die but like I rlly don’t see how that’s a bad thing🧐🙄)
0:47 Someone actually said similar thing like this to me and without thinking, i think i said "and i'll be one if you keep doing this sh*t" or something like that, it's been 2 years and I still feel guilty :"D
the 'it is what it is' one gave me big bojack horseman feels
I miss that show :,( I need to watch again
“there is nothing the least bit funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal, the Navy SEAL.” and “Hank Hippopopalous Hip-Hop Hypothesis”
haha you're right
wait you're telling me not everyone calculates which bite is gonna be the best and saves it for last?
Are you okay
I thought exactly the same thing 🧐
@@jamesscott5407 are you guys okay
Eating the outside of the burger first because the middle has the highest concentration of toppings >>>
Most people will save their favorite part for the last bite, they real psychos are the ones who have to have each bite the same...
The “please someone help me there is a lasagna stuck in my ass”
I literally can’t🤣
SAME that part got me
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@@ais6382 I dunno if you still need this but 4:49
Irrelevant but I am currently watching this in bed with 2 kittens on my lap/ stomach. I can’t move. Don’t send help
incredible, thank you for sharing
Help is not on the way don't worry
lol I'm watching this at 3am with large dog 9n my lap
Don't worry we weren't ever going to send help
My thoughts are with you but totally not sending help
Is ur character a freaken American?
Why she read it as "A freaken" 💀💀
🤔
I wanna take a pic
😂😂😂😂😂
No, she's a lesbian.
The Bathroom at 9:25 ☠🤮
Srsly wow I’ve seen every tiktok comp you’ve done, this gotta be the best one, all of them made me Laugh way too hard awesome comp
For those curious about horsepower:
1 horsepower isn’t based on the peak output of a horse. It was based on the average work a horse could do in a day. Since no animal can operate at 100% effort for very long, they have to eat, rest, etc. a horse can average 1 horsepower across an day. That was the thought anyway. So yes, a horse can output much more than 1 hp for a short time, but you have to average that out with the hours they spend resting every day.
3:04 I've never related to a clip sooooo badly
The fact that this is how I get my order exactly i can't 😂
She just telling it like it is 😗
13:20 - I'm like 5'5 and 110 and once the wind DID kinda knock me up off my feet and Mary Poppins me down the street
I'm 4'11 and like 93 lbs and at most the wind has pushed me back, never fell from it. i WISH i was 5'5. I'll be 20 this month and still look 13💀
@@onemore4567 I think it was partly because the wind was blowing from BEHIND me, so I was already moving that that direction? lol.
6:14 Honestly that isn't gen z, that's gen alpha at this point. The oldest gen z is around 27 dude xD
Be quiet Riley
Its just some boomer humour
And the oldest Gen alpha is 12 bruh
Nah it's Gen Z watching commentary over Subway Surfers footage
@@driveasandwich6734 Sad, but true. It just keeps showing up in my TH-cam shorts.. I hate this game but the stories are interesting
9:30 I NEED context on that bathroom.
MOSTRO THANK UU YESSS
i have literally been looking for something to watch for an hour
Man, I need that butterfly spoon and that cat!
7:23 caught himself in 4k lacking bruh 😂
What was he doing?
@@toasteduranium he was picking cotton. Back in the days, people used black people as slaves to pick their cotton.
Ultra instinct 💀
2:04
For any of my Marble Hornets fans out there, this is literally Tim in Entry #87
im a marble hornets fan but i don’t remember what happened in #87
oh my god that was my first thought when i saw that
Just rewatched that part and 😂
The one where he’s using a fork as a stylus is too relatable, I lost mine week 2
@0:45 **Neutypical people making fun of someone for eating from worst bite to best bite**
...but...I save the best bite for last....
Same
Pretty sure most people over the age of 5 do 😅
I mean YEAH I don't see how this is the bad way of doing this! Like, if you eat the worst parts last you'll end your meal with the bad taste. It's like going on a school trip then coming back from the trip on a math test ;_;
Yeah like who doesn't eat the best part last lol
3:14 YES. I literally haven’t been to Taco Bell in ages but I got Baja Blast
"Hot girl summer"
"haunted wh**e halloween"
" *CHRISSY CRUMBLE CHRISTMAS* "
That doctors appointment one is me with the dentist. They’re like “Oh yeah we can get you in 3 months from now on Thursday the 7th at 3:30pm.”
11:08 HOW DID HE GET THE VOICE SO PERFECT THAT IS SCARY
4:34 I’m a mechanic and I approve this message🫡
The Jeffrey Dahmer memes are helping me heal because I accidentally on purpose exposed myself to 2 episodes of that stuff and uhh, turns out it's got like every single one of my triggers
If you think thats scary, wait until you watch NUMBER FIFTEEN BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE, THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONES FOOT FUNGUS, BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOU GET.
Scariest shit I've ever seen.
im not even kidding that joke brought back sm memories of when i was younger that i completley forgot about
What are your triggers I don't get it
Farley.. Pants..?
6:20 nah man he gotta post that on Reddit then hold it up over the screen and read it out in a robotic tone
I have curated my fyp too well, I’ve seen most of these tiktoks
11:35 bro rlly started singing the slave song 💀💀👨🏿🌾
14:08 CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BRO
7:55 - desert music/atmosphere meme
Although, if it is a western desert (Nevada/California/Arizona...) then it's an eagle sound and slide guitar
8:42 - more than a pretty face
1:41 bro looked around like he just stole from someone ☠️☠️
4:49 made me laugh so hard
We just not gonna talk about 13:15???
Yes.
12:52 WOW
Is.. no one gonna talk about that..? 💀
...like.. why is she crying? 🤨
@@moonlightsymphony06 Tom nook came to collect, and deposit💀
@@michaellaro7443 💀💀
I felt 1:36…I haven’t used a physical card in forever😂😂😂😂
2:50 a fork?…a fork..
2:42 he’s the prince guy from friday night funkin’ 😭
4:20 the hottest girls always have the goofiest looking bfs istg
13:15 That's it, I'm doing this to someone lol
7:16 bro having flashbacks💀💀
Does anyone know any other channels as good as monstro? I’ve searched so much to find one with as funny a TikTok comp and they’re all duds and monstro isn’t making them as often anymore.
I’d say the only other channel as good as this one is PERIODT
periodt
Azure and Gabriel B make good tiktok comps. Azure posts almost daily!
I really like J’s tiktok comps though they have a slightly different vibe and they’re known to be very organized lol
and yee haw
3:15 - Me, a Mexican not knowing what she's talking about cause my madre doesn't let us eat tacos gringos 💀
😭
7:19 SO IM GONNA STAND UP TAKE MY PPL WIT ME TOGHETHER WE ARE GOING TO A BRAND NEW HOME
Ok these are actually consistently funny, I commend you
0:20 did they give him a mullet?
6:58 thats a groundhog babe
3:04 as someone who worked at a taco bell before, I can safely say that less than a 1/3rd of our drink orders are Baja blasts, most people actually order pepsi more then our blasts. And a lot of people order food and no drinks. So her argument of us being oblivious is invalid
I always go worst bite to best bite. There’s no other way to do it…what, you wanna end your meal on a bad note???
Steve Harrington can make straight boys gay and he ain't even gay😭😭
6:25 bro I talk in my sleep
That cat shall be called the “ring pop retriever”
THE TOM NOOK ONE TOOK ME OUT.😬😬💀💀💀
When your family religiously uses Aquafresh Toothpaste and will use nothing but that: 👁👄👁
4:49 don’t worry, Garfield will help with that 🐱
10:25
13:32 this is how imma enter all rooms from now on
i related to the steve harrington one a little too much. 😅
2:40 same bro, same 😂
0:17 kid looks like Ted from scrubs
Yooo that butterfly spoon is fire tho 🔥
4:36 not only do they take you serious, THEY KNOW WHATS WRONG BY THAT GOOFYASS NOISE YOURE MAKING! 💀
my fav channel :)
0:00 Cute laugh 😊
Its 5:40 in the morning and i'm trying to figure out if im tripping or if the backgrounds actually moving
Richard Biggle. Good one 👌
love the dahmer memes, especially after having watched the show on netflix
Okay so this is completely off topic, but I had just clicked on this video, when an ad popped up. Thing is, somehow I got an ad for that memey “children’s book”, DEE’S BIG NUTS!😂😂😂
That guy better go get tested for everything!! That toilet sink bathroom situation is disgusting Af!
1:09 was me my junior and senior year of high school
what's wrong with aqua fresh? haven't you tried the orange one? it foams in between your teeth. makes it feel extra clean. I've been using it for years. it's my favorite paste
0:46 as I eat the crusts first on my sandwich 😂😂😂
7:44 I have the same spoon
5:36 but the jelly goes first...? if you spread the peanut butter first then your knife is covered in peanut butter, it's way easier to wipe all the jelly off using the bread than it is to wipe the peanut butter off, unless you just cross-contaminate without a care
Yeah but then its like impossible to smear the peanutbutter cause theres no friction on the jelly, you need the friction of the bread/ricecake to make an even spread. It just makes a mess and gets shit everywhere. Id rather take the extra second to wipe off the peanut butter than try to do the fight with god that is spreading peanutbutter over jelly.
but pb doesn't need to be refrigerated and jelly/jam does. Unless you have a nut allergy getting pb in the jelly doesn't matter, and even if you do you should just use separate utensils.
Ah I see I took another meaning for this reel thought it was for pleasure
9:26 RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN ISTG
i put jelly on first just in the off-chance someone with peanut allergies comes to my house and wants a jelly sandwich even though nobody in my family even has nut allergies
Anybody else get an add at 5:12 when granny hopped out?
Wait a minute...jelly before the peanut butter?! Yo, maybe that'll keep the jelly from sliding off the peanut butter spread on the bread 🤔
The bald baby kindof looks like The Hound from Game of Thrones 😭😂 but cute of course
Love the vine vibes lol
2:44 im in the mood to play this now lol
2:00 this is the most me tiktok to ever tiktok
0:46 Bro I thought this was just me💀🖐🏼
5:37 I put jelly on first bcs my sister has a peanut allergy (Ik terrible decision on her part like tf?? U choose a peanut allergy out of all the allergies?) But she likes jelly so in order to keep the jelly from being contaminated and use the same knife throughout the entire PB&J making experience, we do jelly first in the house (bcs she’ll die but like I rlly don’t see how that’s a bad thing🧐🙄)
I put jelly before pb because jelly is easier to clean off the spoon😀
OMG THAT BATHROOM IS ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS I CANNOT
Glad u changed the title, you could have gotten real trouble for the one it had before.
7:02 i think that lil guy is a groundhog or a gopher
9:36 is the best!!
I wish the ‘thank kew’ kid would genuinely forget his account password.
7:48 I think the cat just proposed
0:47 Someone actually said similar thing like this to me and without thinking, i think i said "and i'll be one if you keep doing this sh*t" or something like that, it's been 2 years and I still feel guilty :"D
“Are you free next year Tuesday at 5?”
Me: No sorry I was planning on getting pneumonia that day
This is like watching vines in 2016
The sound didn't work for me then even when I rewinded it then it fixed idk how that happened
Early and I'm dying
5:23 wtf 😟
"they screamin" yoooo
Lies, no one really complains about Tom Nook's ✨alternative payment method✨
“Only the girls above 5’9” are left”
This sounds like the exact OPPOSITE of a problem!
That guy can really read 1679 pages book in 2 seconds bro he learned that the fast one is “;..;-:;.”
14:07 Jeffery Dahmer had me orbiting 💀💀
The one with your girl speaking in her sleep is true!
that cat legit proposed to his mommy
The first tik tok reminded me that I don’t have a real laugh, it’s just *silent*
5:21 I’ve never made rice. I know you’re supposed to rinse it but what does it mean clean it? How do you do that