"Do you want to see what it looked like when Albert Einstein discovered energy?" "Bitch, I think it's electricity." ... That whole section, just like... okay. xD
In middle school, most of the janitors had my back. Once there was a guy pestering me and one of the came up and asked if he was bothering me. The kid hightailed out of there before I said anything XD
@@chikntendie That just made me think of the best way to sum up how cool they tend to be: They may clean up shit, but they sure as hell ain't gonna take any.
"What is a random historical fact that you just absolutely think is the funniest thing in the world?" Our forefathers, despite being strong and fearless, were scared of a tomato. Thomas Jefferson had to prove them wrong by inviting them to his house for dinner and ate a tomato like it's a thick, juicy apple. I'm imagining them scrambling like cockroaches when you flick the lights on!
That Ancient Greece one was actually about Nero, who declared War on Neptune and then demanded a victory parade upon his return to Rome, which the senate refused and he responded by burning down the city.
Not to be that guy but the legend is that Caligula declared war on Neptune. However, there's a lot of evidence to suggest that that's a myth. But Caligula was still a pretty weird dude. For example, he attempted to make his favorite horse a senator to mock the senators at the time. It was a way of saying "you guys suck at your job so much, a horse could do it." Unfortunately, Caligula was assassinated before he could follow through :(
I always find it funny when English people insist that their language is the hardest in the world bc letters don't always make the same sound, meanwhile there are languages with 17 declensions or others with more characters than you could possibly learn. They have almost no conjugation rules, don't need to find out which gender each object is or to make the adjective or the participe agree with anything and they're still out there complaining...
I don't think they're complaining, they're just trying to be empathetic to people who learn it as their second language. Completely agree with the rest tho
ამას ვამბობ მე like dam there are 14 different writing in the world and English isn’t even apart of it and it only took me like a1-2 months to learn it
Me just sitting here staring at the lucky charms box wondering why she said there's no weird marshmallow shapes when there's a UNICORN in place of the pot-o-gold
@@cake_pop7853 Almost everyone’s unique and different name though is so ugly and sometimes gets the kid picked on. Usually because it’s made up or spelled terribly.
*OMG YES* 😭 Random experience no one asked for: There's this guy I went out once before the pandemic and hE STILL TEXTS ME EVEN AFTER I TELL HIM "I WON'T BREAK QUARENTINE JUST CUZ U WANNA GET LAID" AND HE *STILL* WANTS TO SEE ME..... I gave him a chance to take me out to dinner once before this but he cancelled after I told him I was in my period. And he even asked "will u still be on friday?" and it was wednesday like oH MY GOD DUDE then I blocked him geez lol
The look in the eyes of the guy who was snowballed screams "you just gave me a reason to get you back brother, I have been waiting for this day you little bish"
1:36 omg I freaking remember this one dude in my class. He always had skittles and he would eat them this exact way in class. He never shared even though he probably brought the whole store in the freaking classroom. One day he choked on a skittle and after that day he never brought skittles to school again. Ah sweet memories.
English isn't only hard because of the bizarre spelling, literally everything about it is counterintuitive and difficult. Like our syntax isn't consistent either. Many languages put verbs at the end and conjugate them to give context, but we don't do that consistently, like "he went for a walk" has the same meaning as "he walked" but the former is still in the past tense despite not being conjugated to the past tense of "to walk". Our words also have many meanings that are not consistent, like you drew water from a well and you drew a picture, with the definitions of drew being vastly different with no rhyme or reason. Then you get into slang and it's OVER lol. Even dropping g off "-ing" words is confusing. And we are constantly making up slang, to the point that the majority of English speakers can't define them. Intentionally incorrect usage of words, intentional mixing of syntax, it's the most bizarre and difficult language on earth. The only easy thing is the letters of the alphabet themselves, but you start trying to learn the way they're pronounced, and it's back to being the hardest. Nothing is consistent. C can sound like k but k can't sound like c. Gh and ch don't sound the same at all. Oo and u sound the same most of the time, but not always. Same with g and j. Y and i. It's crazy. If someone is learning English and you can decipher what they're trying to say, they deserve congratulations, that means they're working very hard. I always see people telling ESL people to "speak English" and I want to interrupt like, their English is probably better than yours, given the average American knows less than half of the English language. Don't ever insult someone learning a second language when you haven't even mastered your mother tongue.
English has it's mysteries but I wouldn't say it's the most difficult language in the world :v even though it's not my first language I never had a very hard time learning it. Many people who aren't native speakers can usually speak english well from what I've seen, and it's kinda necessary too sometimes since it's used worldwide. Btw some of the examples you used seem very normal: Homonymous words aren't anything out of this world, there's many languages out there with words that have 2/more meanings; The fact that the letter "C" can be pronounced like "K" but not the opposite, another common thing (examples: portuguese, french, spanish, etc.); The fact that "Gh" and "Ch" don't sound the same at all - why would they?? And dropping "g" out of verbs ending in "ing" isn't confusing at all, it's literally just removing the letter "g" :v I agree that english can be very weird, but some of the aspects mentioned definitely aren't what makes it unique, bizarre or hard, like, at all
Bro I wasn’t expecting 5:39 and that’s when my mom looked at my iPad and I didn’t know how to explain that I didn’t expect it and I was so embarrassed 😭😭😭
When he asks at 3:50 if you ever pranked your future self, and he said he thought it'd be funny to start vaping and give himself a nicotine addiction.... Yeah. I started drinking heavy and gave myself liver failure. I even got to rupture an esophageal varices!
3:00 idk but this reminds me of one time when I was at McDonalds and my milkshake didn’t taste like it was supposed to, so I had to go say to the employee and bish it was horrifying 😢
As an older brother, you don't understand tha amount of wrath that guy just unleashed when he was hit by a snowball. You reawakened years of untapped violence
The lady who put her bird on that girl's shoulder is such a cool person...it shows
Not a word just sets the bird on her shoulder hahah
I’d grab the bird by it’s feet and wings and run as fast as I can since the lady is old
What's that link in ur bio? Doesn't load
@@anti-social8167 explains why youre anti social.
@@anti-social8167 but what if you just 🕳🏃♀️
“I don’t think theres yellow alpacas”
“they dyed it”
“of course they fcking died-“
I’m dead
So is the alpaca lol
Just like the alpaca lol
say hi to the yellow alpaca for me
@@andromedarayne omfg😭
Im ashamed to admit that if I call a younger man than me a baby and he comes back with "breastfeed me then" it just might work
I swear lol
wtf
Imma use this
I am not afraid to agree
Probably woulda worked on me. Lol
Why is the mangled cereal fork the thing that has me crying for 12 minutes? This world... what kind of place is this 💀
Literally same. XD
I was like "What the fork is wrong with me."
I keep repeating it oml 😂😂😂😂😂
that shit had me in a casket 😭
I was SCREAMING!!!
Me too 😭😭
"Do you want to see what it looked like when Albert Einstein discovered energy?"
"Bitch, I think it's electricity."
...
That whole section, just like... okay. xD
That part is *✨E L I T E✨*
He discovered the formula for energy, which is e=mc squared
But still bitch i think its electricity
@@jakobtilley7293 well, that isn't really the formula for energy, it's the formula for converting mass to energy
Just look at the snow Giovanni
I laughed too hard at "stay Huhble Huusle hard" like i rewatched it too many times
Got to huusle for the money y'all.
i passed away at that part
sad part, laser removal costs like 5 × what the tattoo did. 😖
@@purpletopturnip4113 ikr rip
@@purpletopturnip4113 i would make the tattoo shop pay for it it’s not my fault she did it wrong lol
To be fair, that tattoo is terrible even if it's spelled correctly
Ikr you need to get so close to see the tatoo
@@sweettea735 though that might be for the best
In all honesty if she showed me the correct version of the tattoo i would be extremely confused XD
Lmaooo
agreed.
9:16 janitors where some of the lit people you could talk they always have crazy stories to tell
In middle school, most of the janitors had my back. Once there was a guy pestering me and one of the came up and asked if he was bothering me. The kid hightailed out of there before I said anything XD
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@@ash_moon3074 dude the janitors at my high school were cool as shit and didn’t take crap from anyone. Loved those dudes
@@chikntendie That just made me think of the best way to sum up how cool they tend to be: They may clean up shit, but they sure as hell ain't gonna take any.
I never see them lol it’s more the teachers talking to each other in the morning bc we got like 10-20mins before the bell in the morning
“Omg I found juice world. I thought that we were meant to be” 🤣
The fact is that the ''u'' of Juice World is in the other sense ( sorry for the grammar I'm not very good at English)
“If a girl is venting… She’s the imposter” 😂😂😂😂😂
EdIt:👹ThAnKs FoR tHe LiKeS👹
omg right as I saw that tik tok i scrolled down and see your comment and think: that will never happen to me again wow im cool
😐
😁
🤨🤨🤨
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A bag of singular Skittle :)
I'm just concerned and confused-
I like your pfpppp
6:49
😂😂
I think you mean tittles
*Mom said it’s My turn To be happy.*
I think people watched the video 😐
Jac K What
Well I’m not using it right now soooo
NO I STILL HAVE 5 MORE MINUTES >:(
I want to get one too. But how much does it cost? I doubt my mom will get me one
The ‘Weird guy’ one had me crying LMAO
Pls timestamp
@@darlingheartstring4673 6:29
@@epitome.of.godlike I love you
Finally. Just talked shi on a comment about not having it
I love that guy
"What is a random historical fact that you just absolutely think is the funniest thing in the world?"
Our forefathers, despite being strong and fearless, were scared of a tomato. Thomas Jefferson had to prove them wrong by inviting them to his house for dinner and ate a tomato like it's a thick, juicy apple. I'm imagining them scrambling like cockroaches when you flick the lights on!
It's because of the lead from their plates would combine with the acidic tomato juice and kill them!
But also because people would put needles in them and give them to their enemies.
“That’s disgusting”
“You communist”
1950’s ah insult
Also u have 666 likes
"My boyfriend got me this backpack for Christmas"
*"PlEaSe HeLp Me...."*
**SCREAMS OF THE UNHOLY**
timestamp:
5:41
@@laymalopez8074 God bless you sir!
WHERE IS IT
LMAO
@@jeremyjackson4964 :D
That Ancient Greece one was actually about Nero, who declared War on Neptune and then demanded a victory parade upon his return to Rome, which the senate refused and he responded by burning down the city.
What a madlad
Niceee I love history
Not to be that guy but the legend is that Caligula declared war on Neptune. However, there's a lot of evidence to suggest that that's a myth. But Caligula was still a pretty weird dude. For example, he attempted to make his favorite horse a senator to mock the senators at the time. It was a way of saying "you guys suck at your job so much, a horse could do it." Unfortunately, Caligula was assassinated before he could follow through :(
The burning of Rome was wild and I'm not sure you got the SparkNotes right but I'm too tired to correct you
and THEN he blamed the christians (bc he hated them) so he burned them too. alive
I always find it funny when English people insist that their language is the hardest in the world bc letters don't always make the same sound, meanwhile there are languages with 17 declensions or others with more characters than you could possibly learn. They have almost no conjugation rules, don't need to find out which gender each object is or to make the adjective or the participe agree with anything and they're still out there complaining...
this is the kind of comment I’ve been looking for
Exactly
I don't think they're complaining, they're just trying to be empathetic to people who learn it as their second language. Completely agree with the rest tho
ამას ვამბობ მე like dam there are 14 different writing in the world and English isn’t even apart of it and it only took me like a1-2 months to learn it
yes, absolutely!! it’s really hard to measure which is the hardest anyway because it all depends on what your first language is.
The army dude eating jet fuel fritos "this s*** bussin"🤣🤣🤣🤣
if it's jet fuel, he's probably Air Force
14:50 “you got a band aid stain right there” 😂😂😂 dead 💀 this dude set a new standard for dustyness
I feel kinda bad for him 😭😭😭
XD
AAY LMAOO 😭
Me just sitting here staring at the lucky charms box wondering why she said there's no weird marshmallow shapes when there's a UNICORN in place of the pot-o-gold
And she thought it was Fruit Loops before. It was always Froot Loops.
@@lemonysnickette She thought it was spelled like actual "fruit" loops
@@abbycumpian7613 Uh yeah, that's what I wrote.
@@lemonysnickette im dum and lit read froot twice ._. Sorry
Why do I feel like I’m going to be correct in guessing this but do you have lucky charms because they were on sale at Costco or am I just crazy 😅
15:21 the dude who said “does it taste good?” Literally just straight up reminded me of Michael reeves
The video: “why would anyone name their kid zoey 101?”
Me with the name Zoë: well this is awkward
Me with the name Zoe without the fancy ë: *Well now that’s just unfair*
Me with the name Zoë with the fancy e: well this is fun
Because parents want different and unique names for their child
@@cake_pop7853 that's how i'm the only person in my family with only one name
@@cake_pop7853 Almost everyone’s unique and different name though is so ugly and sometimes gets the kid picked on. Usually because it’s made up or spelled terribly.
“explain that gatorade”
*WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK*
I must be so dumb, Cuz I really don't get it.
5:13 it looks like a transition to the next tiktok PLEASE
What was that though?
Fr
DAMN WAIT I JUST SAW IT
1:44 Hot dogs are mac & cheese are literally gods plan
I really want to eat that right now
Same
They’re disgusting 🙂
@@k1tz3n50 And thats your opinion. I will respect yours if you respect mine! :)
@@bellemoxon.vlogss sounds good :)
11:45 Im putting a timestamp for this because its my favourite one and i wanna watch it again XD
It's my favorite too!
5:52 and this is when I started wondering just how dirty my mind was.....
7:23 I wish I would have known this joke when I was 18 😂😂😂
5:23 omg his hair is so gorgeous. Hair goalsss.
we gonna ignore the fact that he made a snowball with his bear hands?!
I did that last week and regretted it instantly
I did that as well since it doesn't snow I didn't have hand mittens
I'm so confused how are you supposed to make snowballs
Dude look at him. Of course he’s gonna make snowballs with his bear hands
Bear hands? I thought that was a human dang
1:08 love how he’s just playing Minecraft lol
Me when I get a job :
thanks
2:39 I feel you man it's rough being a contractor with the brain of an 8 year old
12:10 dang you can see his eyes slowly start to turn red out of sheer anger
7:22 That one actually got me crying 🤣
O.o I just realized that starfish have their mouth on the underside of their body's . . . And mermaids use them as bras
@@sophiafosdick4511 i-
Last time I was this early was under a different, unrelated video
=o
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8:45 obviously if your pointing a phone at someone with the volume at 100% they’re going to look
When that girl says normal is Trix being "fruit again" I remember how wierd (and wonderous) when it became fruit.
12:19 homegirl get out of there yourself, child look POSSESSED
12:00 that was the war by the Emperor Caligula, who married his horse and was crazier than Nero.
"If they wanted to text you back, theyd find a way!" I oof'd so hard 😭
*OMG YES* 😭
Random experience no one asked for:
There's this guy I went out once before the pandemic and hE STILL TEXTS ME EVEN AFTER I TELL HIM "I WON'T BREAK QUARENTINE JUST CUZ U WANNA GET LAID" AND HE *STILL* WANTS TO SEE ME..... I gave him a chance to take me out to dinner once before this but he cancelled after I told him I was in my period. And he even asked "will u still be on friday?" and it was wednesday like oH MY GOD DUDE then I blocked him geez lol
12:37 I’VE WATCHED THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES 😭
LMAOO I CAN’THSUAKSK
What was the joke? How was that funny?
I dont get it 😓
Right 😂
I must be too sensitive cuz that hurt my feelings fr but at least people got a laugh when I didn't
2:05 literally sounds like the sounds of legos building in the lego games
No ur right
When he said “bitch I think it’s electricity” the look on his face. I died 😂
Me: Mom, can we get some candy?
Mom: We have candy at home.
The Candy At Home: 6:06
I haven’t laughed the entire video until the guy pops up in the back I just fucking died 14:33
14:14 yall forks throwin gang signs took me all the way out🤣🤣🤣🤣
That one friend be like:
The look in the eyes of the guy who was snowballed screams "you just gave me a reason to get you back brother, I have been waiting for this day you little bish"
1:36 omg I freaking remember this one dude in my class. He always had skittles and he would eat them this exact way in class. He never shared even though he probably brought the whole store in the freaking classroom. One day he choked on a skittle and after that day he never brought skittles to school again. Ah sweet memories.
English isn't only hard because of the bizarre spelling, literally everything about it is counterintuitive and difficult.
Like our syntax isn't consistent either. Many languages put verbs at the end and conjugate them to give context, but we don't do that consistently, like "he went for a walk" has the same meaning as "he walked" but the former is still in the past tense despite not being conjugated to the past tense of "to walk".
Our words also have many meanings that are not consistent, like you drew water from a well and you drew a picture, with the definitions of drew being vastly different with no rhyme or reason.
Then you get into slang and it's OVER lol. Even dropping g off "-ing" words is confusing. And we are constantly making up slang, to the point that the majority of English speakers can't define them. Intentionally incorrect usage of words, intentional mixing of syntax, it's the most bizarre and difficult language on earth. The only easy thing is the letters of the alphabet themselves, but you start trying to learn the way they're pronounced, and it's back to being the hardest. Nothing is consistent. C can sound like k but k can't sound like c. Gh and ch don't sound the same at all. Oo and u sound the same most of the time, but not always. Same with g and j. Y and i. It's crazy.
If someone is learning English and you can decipher what they're trying to say, they deserve congratulations, that means they're working very hard. I always see people telling ESL people to "speak English" and I want to interrupt like, their English is probably better than yours, given the average American knows less than half of the English language. Don't ever insult someone learning a second language when you haven't even mastered your mother tongue.
sis legit gave me a free essay
English has it's mysteries but I wouldn't say it's the most difficult language in the world :v even though it's not my first language I never had a very hard time learning it. Many people who aren't native speakers can usually speak english well from what I've seen, and it's kinda necessary too sometimes since it's used worldwide. Btw some of the examples you used seem very normal: Homonymous words aren't anything out of this world, there's many languages out there with words that have 2/more meanings; The fact that the letter "C" can be pronounced like "K" but not the opposite, another common thing (examples: portuguese, french, spanish, etc.); The fact that "Gh" and "Ch" don't sound the same at all - why would they?? And dropping "g" out of verbs ending in "ing" isn't confusing at all, it's literally just removing the letter "g" :v
I agree that english can be very weird, but some of the aspects mentioned definitely aren't what makes it unique, bizarre or hard, like, at all
am i the only one that doesnt understand a single stuff
TH-cam is drunk and cut through the comment-
i was scrolling down to see some comments and then got greeted with this
5:44
The Chosen One (Animation vs Animator): My friend got me a cool backpack!
Backpack: P l e a s e . H e l p m e .
Bro me and my best friend are both alan becker fans too, let's goooo!!
I swear I feel bad for the friends ears from his sneezing😭✋🏿 SO RELATABLE
One of my friends once coughed down the mic and I swear to god I could see my life flash before my eyes
@@caileyalana5327 LMAOOO
0:33 perfectly placed tiktoks
The 40-year-old snowball fued and the bong family night holy fuck
The clip where the guy was playing Minecraft is sending me lmao. How fun would it be to play Minecraft at work? Lol
0:52 PLSS
Wtf was thatt 😭
"Well they dyed it"
"Of course it died"
LMAOO 😭😭💀
“My boyfriend got me this new backpack”
*please*
*hælp*
*me*
I love that one TickTock where he said that you don’t want to pay for the brand names 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
9:55 Yoo xxxtentacion got reborn. Please tell me that you also see jahseh when you look at him
yes I was just saying that. idk if its a old clip being used or what but Im fukin shook
Bruh deadass
WHEN THAT GIRL BLEW A KISS AND THERE WAS A GUNSHOT I JUMPED SO HIGH
5:56 that was so sweet.
“Oh no I hope I don’t fall”
*aggressively choking*
6:41
Actually English is one of the easiest languages to learn to speak, the only tricky part is the spelling
13:34 The evil laugh at the end tho🤣
Boomer: "The milk isn't where it usually is!"
Millennial working in the grocery store: "I just want to die."
Lmao what the hell is this? This comment perfectly captures the way these two generations are
The concealing the blender noise one had me laughing non stop 😂😂😂😂😂
2:00 that sounded like something from a lego game breaking I'm sobbing-
7:02 yep and don't forget about "colonel" being pronounced fucking "ker-nal" and ALL THE DAMN SILENT LETTERS
Was that a fucking tonsil stone...I..
yes.... now I am scarred for life🤢🤮
Whats that?
@@neriZsIemoH search it up, it's nastayy...
@@zoeboyd4913 oof....wish me luck -._-."'
@@zoeboyd4913 thanks, I'm learning something new everyday 🤔
3:35 he looks like brittany spears 🕵🏻♀️
3:12 This man is living 4 parallel universes ahead of us
14:40 the way he laughed at the end😭
5:33 GAYtorade 😂
(I'm just joking, please don't flame me)
,LMAO
2:26 my guy is speaking staright facts
6:16 when your under ground in minecraft and your deleting the sand but it just keeps coming down
14:23 that part made me dead😩✋
🤭
“I thought it would be really funny to give myself a nicotine addiction”
Lmao the guy playing mc in a vans store looks so emo and sad when he gets asked that question
I know I'm late, but the vine energy radiating from this compilation has convinced me to give this TikTok thing a go
HE WAITED AGES TO THROW A SNOWBALL AT HIS BROTHER, THE LONG CON OMG
Bro I wasn’t expecting 5:39 and that’s when my mom looked at my iPad and I didn’t know how to explain that I didn’t expect it and I was so embarrassed 😭😭😭
As someone who is multilingual with English as my mother tongue, I agree that English is the hardest to learn.
13:22 I can’t tell whether he sounds like a demon or an alien
5:09 scared the living shit out of me
I made that video and now I feel famous
Man: *walks out of home and onto the porch*
✨AfLaC✨
0:35 me when anyone makes a "killing cats joke"
6:45
Yea, try the french language and we will talk back after
When he asks at 3:50 if you ever pranked your future self, and he said he thought it'd be funny to start vaping and give himself a nicotine addiction.... Yeah. I started drinking heavy and gave myself liver failure. I even got to rupture an esophageal varices!
0:26 "that's you...😟" I'm crying 😂🤣
When the cat said "there's the door bitch!" And then there was a door 😭😂
That guy was a legend when he said the venting things
0:29
oh my goodness he's so sad :(
1:01 *"BITCH I ThinK ItS ElecTrICiTy"*
The police be like: Are y'all leaving me out-
3:00 idk but this reminds me of one time when I was at McDonalds and my milkshake didn’t taste like it was supposed to, so I had to go say to the employee and bish it was horrifying 😢
"5:00" it literally says play money wooooowwww
4:41 PlEase HeLp mEeeee
As an older brother, you don't understand tha amount of wrath that guy just unleashed when he was hit by a snowball. You reawakened years of untapped violence