Tik Toks I Watch While The Kidnapper Takes My Ex
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Tik Toks I Watch While The Kidnapper Takes My Ex
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"does this make your pantaloons damp, milady?"
THAT ONE KILLED ME
i want an @, he did make my pantaloons damp
It wasn't him
had me on the floor
7up pound cake is literally the best, it helps enhance the lemon and it's not the whole thing of soda, maybe a cup!!! Give it a try!!!!
YES I was about to comment "ME BITCH I'D BUY THIS"
fr pls 😭 and its ironic it showed up right after i finished buying one💀
Yes I just commented that me im buying it
I LOVE IT
Duude, not to long ago i found a orange Crush flavored pound cake an it was bomb asf
Please these channel is my only source of happiness at this point.
I hope you will eventually be able to find happiness outside of this channel as well 🧡
i hope it gets better🤍
Wishing the best for ya, but that's fucked up homie.
Maybe it's time to pick up a more rewarding hobby? Idk man, I'm not a therapist but if you're serious I'd get some help.
This and PERIODT are it
Wait y'all it's not just me? I'm glad it's not just me
14:25 THAT WAS THE BEST PICK UP LINE IVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
OMG 😂
10:02 she did have to pretend she was struggling to get the baby out but she would've still gotten the pain from the contractions
But if she just opened up and got the baby out quickly, the contractions would stop. Basically a 3 seconds birth with minimum pain.
@@annanas8162 yeah, she wouldn't have even needed to go to a hospital
what the fuck is this discussion
@@annanas8162 when the baby pushes, some type of chemical is released that tells the body to make contractions to help the baby come out. But if the baby is out already, there's no stimulation --> no contractions. It's more complicated than that, but this is a simplified version. I just wanted to put this info out there anyway.
@@Mendoxs_ youtube needs a “helpful” button like Pinterest for this comment
LMFAO this is the only TikTok complation channel that EVERY video makes me laugh on it 😭
you laughed at that spider video 0_o. You wild bro
This a whole ass lie. I haven't even smiled to any of these
These haven't been funny in years...years
@@noway8077 why have you been watching them?
1:55 their guides literally used Alexa to tell them that aww I'm crying that's so sweet
3:57 this whole clip got me passing away 💀
rip 💀💀💀
↳o↳
11:22 This gave me emotions not know to man, something like nausea, pain, suffering and fright all bundled up into one huge thing of regret. Dipped in trauma, drizzled with the finest of Arachnophobia and a sprinkle of the screams of 1,000,000 crying souls.
That was... a description
@@mrfrogkingg Such a traumatic thing must have the finest description 👌
Umm
I want to find the original and spread it around to lessen the burden my eyes and mind have been given
"I fold my laundry right out of the dryer" shit, I have never been so attacked before. I only leave it for like two hours!
11:22 New fear unlocked. Thanks.
Thank you for mentioning this
omg fr came looking to see if someone mentioned this
Spiders don’t do this. They are afraid of your heartbeat and will 9 times out of 10 avoid you
Yep
I almost gagged when it went under the eyelid ;-;
4:16 Both of these guys are wrong. In my personal opinion, getting capped in the chest by Jon Jafari with a Mossberg-500 seems like the ideal way to go out.
DAMN it's been a while since I've seen someone call Jontron by his actual name or even reference him at all. Hope that guy's doin alright
@@Star_Rattler same bro
I want Keanu Reeves or Chuck Norris to absolutely deck me. That’s my ideal way to go out~
@@itscc2004 Chuck Norris would, Keanu would NEVER because he's a sweetie.
@@Star_Rattler true true, you couldn’t pay Keanu enough, the least he would do is give me a bear hug to death.
3:01 He screams because of the forbidden knowledge.
if you forget the fact male dogs don't go into heat then it's very forbidden
12:46 better watch out for hot days cause youll be having popcorn
When the screaming started at 3:10
The captions:[Music]
Me:Ah yes music to my ears
2:50 Dude you know that she be holding that for a long time and since she's relaxed why sleeping she unconsciously released it😂
pants get heavy
5:00 I think she's a keeper
BACON
@@mrfrogkingg MCMUFFIN
BACON MCMUFFIN MEAL
11:02 it’s so much easier for me to have a messy room because of this reason😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:25 idk why but that reminds me of today in my hs weightlifting this girls spotter didn’t help her lift up the bar so it fell on her face and broke her tooth 😭
3:00 If Clifford the big red dog was fixed too early that would kinda explain why he was overgrown. If you neuter or spay a dog too early they don’t stop growing until much later. We got one dog back from an owner who clearly didn’t give a shit about the contract an neutered him at 6-8 months instead of waiting until at least 14 months when he’d be almost done growing. Unfortunately now, instead of being the size of a muscular Rhodesian Ridgeback, he’s now the size of a Great Dane with poor bone structure and practically osteoporosis with how he’s proportioned, but he’s fucking huge and could chest bump anyone and knock their ass down in his prime before his rear broke on him. He’s still got a big chest but with how long his spine is and the damage he’s had to it and his hips he’s got bad muscle wasting.
P.s. For those that care, he is still happy with his life and we’re doing our best to make him as comfortable as possible. He can walk on his own still but he’s a bit wobbly and can’t turn tight corners or really run but he kinda hop around like a bunny with his two back legs working together. He’s still my best boy.)
My dog has a sibling with a similar story. So she and her siblings were rescues, I don’t know what happened exactly, but I know that much. When we got her, we noticed she would sit basically collapsed on one leg with the other sitting out really loose. And when she’d stand next to you, she’d lean on you. Turns out her back legs, while strong, falter because she has something wrong with her hip. She has a sister who has to wear a wheelchair. Another sister had one back leg problem. But her brother got fixed at the time of his rescue by some owners who took him as soon as he was cleared to be adopted. So there’s a noticeable difference in size between him and his sisters, and he wobbles and pauses in his steps. They’re all Yorkshire Terrier and Jack Russel Terrier mixes.
I'm a dumbass for this, but I laughed my ass off when he said "wallplaper"
12:38 I guess you could say that was very *corny*
Ba-dum tss
but I want to know how she got dem corns in there-
@@seurn7801 My guess is she had a small hole in her roof and an animal such as a squirrel or bird was caching food in it.
1:33 - IM LITERALLY LAUGHING SO MUCH LMAO 😭 💀
✨You got games on your phone ✨🧿👄🧿
0:05
I've actually bought that exact same cake an the mini version so
It's good as hell I must say
11:22 gave me more anxiety than anyone can even imagine
Yes. I’m now gonna have a heart attack if I see a spider at 3am
7:04 Shes an icon. She’s a legend. She is the moment
Thank you for this. I smiled when i saw her.
the bidet one i can relate to completely and it was hilarious 😭😭😭💀💀
11:22 this made me physically scream “STAAAP”
7:45 I don’t know how I caught this, but I find it hilarious how he went right to left. L M A O
OML I SEE IT NOW
' you know you cant shoot with that ' ' headshot / victory '
12:20 so were just gonna ignore the guy whose eyes are exploding?
4:00 “yOu KnOw yOu CaN’t ShOoT wIth tHaT?” *gets headshot* well you can!
11:33 put some tape on the button that makes the water flow and boom you don’t even have to stand there
I can’t I’m out here with my dad at grandma at a hotel and I keep on bursting out laughing
"Oh no, McKee Fhel" Honestly, this had me laughing so hard 🤣
THE BLOB FISH ONE GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD.
2:28 you rock that body lady! Also pass me some of those fries please-
The cap you just said
@@4NDR3WSCHANNEL how?
@@CxsmicRxses you need a pickup to carry her around simple
@@4NDR3WSCHANNEL okay I don't mind that.
5:55 my guy said WALL PLAPER
Glad someone else actually noticed it too 💀
8:40 Give this man the award for quickest asmr.
When I tell you I screamed when the spider did the thing. I'm not even going back for the timestamp. But someone had to learn how to use that software and this is what they did with that knowledge and skill
9:50 he had me in the first part
Do you know who this is?
@@00wolfQUEEN no
2:00 the fbi agent wanted to encourage them 😍
14:18
I really wasn't expecting that so now I'm like irrecoverably destroyed like
0:41 when I was a kid I used to do that a lot and in order for me to stop chewing on my finger my mom putted hot pepper powder in my fingers.
Parenting 100
in?
10:55 he seemed so excited when he asked "what are you listening to" 💀
OMG! THESE ARE THE BEST VIDEOS! THEY ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY!
8:04 was the funniest one for me
3:48 FINALLY @Beasteater getting the recognition she deserves
*"D o e s t h i s m a k e y o u r p a n t a l o o n s m o i s t m ' l a d y ?"*
Frick it says damp but I cant edit my comment and I'm not doing that again
These memes really know how to make you ask yourself " how in the fuck did you do that?"
Lowkey didnt know I'd get this many likes even though it might not be that much compared to others but thanks for the love guys. I was just confused how tf that girl got corn in her roof of the car haha.
“Who’s buyin this?” Me: “my dad”
3:36 is the best one
The toilet paper holder one, the laugh though 🤌
0:33 that scene from The Burbs tho!!!! omg im dying!!
7:51 omfg i
thats so ✨ coo oo ol ✨
8:19 bro I thought that was my English teacher for a second. They have the exact same voice.
0:53 fun fact: your finger is as easy to bite off as a carrot :)
😀✌️
6:22 "im so glad my mart board has a pulse" 😂
4:49 - 5:04 these two made me laugh the most 🤣😂
My grandmother actually buys those 7-Up cakes they’re kind of good 😭😭😭
4:07 I wonder how many takes she took, and how long she waited till the bathroom was empty or she just has the highest confidence and doesn’t care
How can someone not know how delicious 7up cake is
2:45 The spike in clicks from the people hearing the smoke alarm needing new batteries and double checking just to make sure that that was the sound they heard.
0:16 oh my goodness this was so funny he didn't even know 🤣
BRO THE SPDER ONE GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
1:10 lower the water pressure LMFAO
Its hurts whn its high
Sees a timpani tuner: Is tHis A VAPE?!? 😱
1:53 my mom when she bends down even a little
3:56 "You know you can't shoot with that"
*famous last words*
*HEAD SHOT*
I AM BUYING THIS i love 7 up cake it’s so good
12:06 WAIT NOT ME BUYING THE SAME EXACT THING AND EATING IT ALL IN THE SPAN OF 3 DAYS WHILE TRYING TO HIDE FROM MY PARENTS THE FACT THAT IM ABOUT TO GET DIABETES LMAO 😩
0:08
Those cakes are always great, but we all know what the frosting looks like.
I’m watching this in bed, next to a sleeping husband. I almost woke him up laughing at the guy “eating” the eyelid.
6:39 yes, I am loving the battle jacket . Also why is the last dude legit my type lol
the 7up cake is a southern thing - it makes the cake really moist and you really can't taste it. now why we put grape jelly in bbq sauce i dont fukin know
7:37 Was the best and funniest thing I ever seen
Godammit, now I'm gonna' be singing "Holy Spirit, activate!" all day today.
1:37 HELP i literally said “heheee” right before he said it 😭
also 8:34 it’s called waffle stomping 💀
3:34 Oh no, McKEEFEHL
8:01 this person reminds me of the original "the little vampire" vampire kid
EDIT: "I didn't shave" My boyfriend: Ahh, you've brought back my knuckle scratcher
2:14 had me dying. So I smelled my junk and it was like "how you doin"
Um
JOEY?!
8:31 ‘and they think I’m doing drugs’ 8:39 ‘ or am i’
2:38 you killing Them dude
4:57 the anger in her voice 💀
9:36 he couldn’t leave them out 😏
Ehehehehehe
8:55 “i- is that- my ps4?!” Best verse of 2022
that spider one was creepy af bruh
This video has been on my recommended 15 times so I had to watch it
hey so uhh what was up with that spider one huh
The sweet baby at 1:25 just trying to protect the bug 🥺🥺🥺
the 7-up cakes are so good. 😭
7:10 that chicken came back from the dead and screamed for mercy 💀
4:35 yeah so go to the local police station or dial 911 and they will help you out dude
*me whispering:yes hello fbi?*
Isn't anyone gonna talk abt that person who drank LITERAL TUNA JUICE-
7up cake fucking slaps tho
YALL HEAR ME OUT THE 7 UP CAKE IS SO GOOD
0:12 my dad bought me this for my bday, no cap 😭✋
7Up cake actually just tastes like lemon, and even as someone who doesn't rly like lemon, it's the BOMB
12:51 thats kinda corny.
I'll leave no need to ask
“It’ll still be there cause it’s part of the wall PLAPER” 😂