Fuck yeah man! Bert is always saying “shut the fuck up” as if to say “no way, that’s crazy!”, but he shouts it in a way that’s borderline aggressive and then does his horrible fake squeal laugh, and then tries to steer the conversation back to himself. He interrupts everyone all the time and then says a bunch of unfunny, uninteresting bullshit. I love Joe, Ari and Tom despite whatever flaws they may have, but Bert is an unbearable narcissist who seems incapable of having a normal conversation. You can tell he’s gotten on Joe’s nerves more and more over the years
@@brettgrayfilms he cut off Joe mid sentence saying "hold-on", attempted to speak over him, then Joe checked him. I hate Bert on podcasts, he is unbearable. I don't watch anything with him because he is constantly cutting people off and speaks about himself the entire time. He is the worst.
Because Bert is the frat guy Greg Opie Hughes, has nothing to say, tries to interrupt, the only difference is he's surrounded by people who can actually shut him up
Bert never missed an opportunity in this episode to make everything all about him, even when it had nothing to do with him at all. This clip was the perfect example of that. Because the spotlight was off of him for a moment, he was desperate to jump right back in the middle of it. Joe was having none of it.
Garth Brooks is one of the highest selling performers of all time. His ego is the size of an aircraft carrier. He could never stand being in a room getting hacked on like this.
Talking to Bert is like talking to a coke head. He's not really listening to what the others are saying, he's just more focused on what he's about to say. You can tell how uncomfortable it is for him to just sit and listen. Just waiting for that moment to get his words out, like a dog eagerly waiting at the front door when you say "walkies"
Lol, bert being corrected for being disrespectful is an about time cathartic moment. He always tries to dominate every conversation. Especially with Tom whose an interesting person to listen too.
Tom is a significantly darker (and better) comedian than Bert, but unfortunately for the audience, he's actually a kind person. He's gunna let Bert speak every goddamn time.
yeah, I sometimes watch their pod and catch myself getting annoyed cause Bert never shuts up, Tom will be trying to get a thought out or telling a story and it takes him 10x as long to get it out cause of Berts incessant need to hear himself.
Bert seems like the type of guy that you deal with amicably and respectfully in a professional or public situation, but thank God every day that you don't have to deal with him on a more personal/consistent basis.
Oh my. When Joe told Bert to, "shut the f up for a second, was pure gold. Lmao Bert's face and ego were nuked. Made me smile and then at that moment the sun peered through the clouds. Gonna be a good day. 😏
This clip beautifully orchestrated the Chi character differences between Bert and Joe. Joe is actively trying to boost Tom’s career while Bert is doing absolutely everything to try to throw a wrench in his “best friends“ career.
Ari is definitely a great guy to have in conversations when they have awkwardness. Joe yelling at Bert wasn’t that awkward, but it was a moment and it was a needed moment. Ari always picks those situations up immediately and plays on it, and knows how to use it to just calmly make fun of it and roll with it amongst friends who just get frustrated in the moment
the fact that Rogan said to do the ymh podcatst, he might actually do it now. Joe is one of the biggest voices in America right now and even G's team know that.
I’ve seen Garth several times in public when he lived in Oklahoma and he is a genuinely nice guy every time. He might be willing to do the show if you guys reach out and explain your motives.
I'm not sure your age, but trust me, these little fellas ate waaayyyyyyy less relevant even today, minus Rogan,. Garth got better things to do. In 92 he was Kiss, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, etc. He fn dominated.
His point is that Garth is already a bigger brand than Tom, so he gains nothing by leaning into it. Is he really going to gain that many fans from going on Tom's podcast that it will be a net positive for him? No. Tom starts shit with Garth, Tom's fans start being shit-asses to Garth, and then Garth is supposed to lean into it to make everybody happy? That doesn't make sense.
Bart almost shed a tear after joe forced him to hold in a half baked idea. Instead of using that time to rethink his approach. Im sure he just repeated his idea in his own head until he could projectile vomit, what Equivalates to a can of "great value" Alpahabet soup. **Special Ediotion - AHHH HUNDRED PERCENT ALL CAPS!**
Dude if garth came out on stage and said “the bodies are in the basement” or something like that that would probably be the loudest crowd pop of all time💀😂
My obsession with Garth began back in 2011. My mom was dying in the hospital and in the middle of the night I watched some special about his Las Vegas show, where he played a stripped down show. The whole time I kept thinking, what’s wrong with this dude, he’s acting like what he thinks humans are supposed to act like. Anyhow, I’m glad someone else shares my opinion on this subject.
I like Bert,a lot. I’ve gone to see him a couple of times and he can randomly set off some really fun tangents, but he’s gotten so bloody self-centered and interruptive in the last year that it’d be impossible to enjoy 2b1c at all if it wasn’t for how amusing Tom finds his lack of awareness and oblivious antics. Appreciate Joe regulating and letting others finish a sentence or thought. We all need friends who like us enough to put us in check from time to time. / Thanks for attending my Ted Talk
Nothing brings me more joy than the comments on G’s social from the mommies and all of the comedians who talk about this now. It’s been a real grass roots campaign to spread the word.
Loved when Joe told Bert to stfu for a second, loved it even more when Ari stood up for Bert the second time. Post-Dosing guilt or not, that was a good move
Joe stopping Bert from derailing this whole entire clip was the key moment
He’s irritating in every sense imo, luckily his friends know that
Absolutely
Love to see Joe ride hard for Tom here, you can tell Joe really respects Tom, rightfully so.
I knew someone was gonna point that out lmfao
Sexy bald men
Joe having a rare snapping moment on Bert was hilarious.
Fuck yeah man! Bert is always saying “shut the fuck up” as if to say “no way, that’s crazy!”, but he shouts it in a way that’s borderline aggressive and then does his horrible fake squeal laugh, and then tries to steer the conversation back to himself. He interrupts everyone all the time and then says a bunch of unfunny, uninteresting bullshit. I love Joe, Ari and Tom despite whatever flaws they may have, but Bert is an unbearable narcissist who seems incapable of having a normal conversation. You can tell he’s gotten on Joe’s nerves more and more over the years
Yea, Bret is like that friend you stop hanging out with cause he doesn’t know when to stop.
@@BobDobalena Yeah he’s a 50 year old frat boy. I’m amazed anyone still hangs out with him
@@johnbrennan2240I’m sure John Brennan has it all figured out 😂
@@jacksmith5308 Yep. Like everyone hating on someone in a TH-cam comment section, I’ve got it all figured out
Bert is so used to interrupting he starts half his sentences with “wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, hold on”
Joe telling Bert to "Shut the f*ck up" was great, Bert's face 🤣☠.
Joe keeping Bert from interrupting made my day lmao
Alpha role fulfilled. 👍😎💪
you know he is frantically checking these comments right now a week later lol
joe telling bert to “shut the fuck up for a second” brought so much joy to my heart. someone finally done w him interrupting every 3 seconds
except Bert wasn't interrupting anyone in this convo. He was pretty silent the 1st few minutes.
@Brett Gray he's f*cking annoying and not funny
@@brettgrayfilms he cut off Joe mid sentence saying "hold-on", attempted to speak over him, then Joe checked him. I hate Bert on podcasts, he is unbearable. I don't watch anything with him because he is constantly cutting people off and speaks about himself the entire time. He is the worst.
@@the1truth420 try separating your feelings from the facts next time. Nice try though.
@@brettgrayfilms Try separating your delusion from fact next time. Nice try though. 420 stated facts
"I got friends in low places" is a love letter to the shallow graves Garth has dug
He also has friends in crawl spaces! 🤭
@@tw8347LMMFAO 🤣
😂
@@tw8347like Gacey
He can’t show a sense of humour @garth bc he really is a serial k#ller. He likes young men
Man Bert gets annoying so fast.
True dat.
Love seeing Bert being told to give other people a chance to speak.
He said yes daddy in his head
Because Bert is the frat guy Greg Opie Hughes, has nothing to say, tries to interrupt, the only difference is he's surrounded by people who can actually shut him up
Shut up Bert 😂
Joe telling Bårt to shut the fuck up for a second felt good in my soul.
Bert Kreischer looks like a bratwurst and is equally as funny as one.
He's a jealous 14 year old...he hates when Tom gets the attention.
Right?! Beautiful 🥲
Borderline cathartic
Bert never missed an opportunity in this episode to make everything all about him, even when it had nothing to do with him at all. This clip was the perfect example of that. Because the spotlight was off of him for a moment, he was desperate to jump right back in the middle of it. Joe was having none of it.
Bert scares me because he makes me realize you can viscerally hate someone to their core, without having any idea what their core is made up of
It's made of 70% proof cholesterol
@@MJK808 probably then 30% pudding, cake, booze, pizza, cake, booze, booze
burgers and whiskey. that’s the core
@@fightingblindly but that seems like an awesome core lol. The hates gotta come from somewhere else then 🤔
I love how Bert thinks his fans are vastly different than Garth’s fans😂
Garth doesn't hate anybody, he kills without any feeling involved
🤣🤣🤣
youtu.be.com/mCfYi7634rU
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Doubt it
2:33 The way he dropped that STFU cracked me up 😂
he actually tells him once prior to that it's just very quite and more through the teeth 1:17
@@TheMidnightWolfman damn, how did you catch that haha. Just a real quick, quiet, through the teeth...shutthefuckup. lol.
Garth Brooks is one of the highest selling performers of all time. His ego is the size of an aircraft carrier. He could never stand being in a room getting hacked on like this.
Wheres the bodies, g?
Joe telling Bert to shut up for a second was everything
Did you see the look on Bart’s face afterwards? 🤣
@@negativeindustrial he looking all stupid.
Yea definitely
@@negativeindustrial omg 😂 yes
10/10
God the amount of joy i felt from Joe giving Bert a serious shut the fuck up. Been waiting years for it at this point.
would love to see Joe get the same treatment.
@@treignsinblood Why? He’s no where near as bad as Bert
He’s such a blow hard too. Just loves the sound of his own voice ugh
It was glorious,well deserved and should happen 100% more often.
Omg right!!! They need a button they can press that says thy every time he interrupts.
Joe and his collection of bros never fails to make me laugh 😂
The way Joe said "Garth, We'll clear everything up" while looking at the camera just made me lose it hahaha 👌👌👌👌👌😂
We need more people who will tell Bert to STFU the way Joe did. Honestly.
I bet his Wife and Kids does on a routine basis.
He should tell Tom to stfu.
I agree, Joes disdain for Bert makes me smile. Bert should STFU way more often.
That should be a sound bite on YMH
It was so satisfying
Talking to Bert is like talking to a coke head. He's not really listening to what the others are saying, he's just more focused on what he's about to say. You can tell how uncomfortable it is for him to just sit and listen. Just waiting for that moment to get his words out, like a dog eagerly waiting at the front door when you say "walkies"
Also describes narcissists
Sounds like Kanye.
I have a buddy like that
Why he's right there is no benefit for him to come on Tom's show. That's a 100% fact
@@davidkunkle3262 100% false lol
joes pitch at the very end sounds like the mob coming into your grocery store offering protection.
I love how everyone is loving Bert getting told to shut the f*ck up. 😂
That look on Bert's face when Joe said STFU was everything I needed and more this week.
Lol absolutely a Kodak moment
Like a scolded child lmao
Yes.
The only way Garth can escape these jokes is by fully embracing them
like Ted Cruz embracing the Zodiac Killer meme
Or if someone finds the bodies
super funny jokes, hilarious jokes
Or sue for defamation. Which seems to be more likely
plus its a great cover for the actual murders he is still committing
Joe telling bart to shut the fuck up is something I've been needing for so long 😂
Joe telling Bert to shut the fuck up was beautiful
Joe telling Bart to STFU was the BEST! As a long time watcher of the 2 bears podcast, we've ALL said that to Bart at least once.
I yell it out multiple times every Monday
Bert’s face after that it felt good and watch that
I had the exact same thought, happens @ 2:31
Beautiful moment! Brett’s face went child 😂
Long time listener to 2B1C? Why do you punish yourself like that?
Thank you for calling out Bert on speaking over people
I can’t stand D’Elia but he stopped those two dolts, the Brendan’s from doing it
@@samanthab1923 oh d’elia yelling Oops! at Brendan callen for interrupting is one of my favorite fucking things ever.
@@tylerjacobson8012 oooooOOOoooops LOL
The last sentence from Joe TO Garth was so heartwarming.
Makes up for all the cold bodies in garths basement I guess
What was it? I couldn't make it to the end with Bert's dumbass.
Here's something everyone knows about Bert: he loves the sound of his own voice.
Lol, bert being corrected for being disrespectful is an about time cathartic moment. He always tries to dominate every conversation. Especially with Tom whose an interesting person to listen too.
Can we cancel butt for cancelling himself? Is that a thing yet?
@@JackJack-oi8py it should be. #cancelbrentkrensher
I swear the first podcast they did this month was just Bert talking to Joe for 3 hours. Tom was barely able to get a single word in the entire time.
Tom is a significantly darker (and better) comedian than Bert, but unfortunately for the audience, he's actually a kind person. He's gunna let Bert speak every goddamn time.
yeah, I sometimes watch their pod and catch myself getting annoyed cause Bert never shuts up, Tom will be trying to get a thought out or telling a story and it takes him 10x as long to get it out cause of Berts incessant need to hear himself.
Bert seems like the type of guy that you deal with amicably and respectfully in a professional or public situation, but thank God every day that you don't have to deal with him on a more personal/consistent basis.
Joe telling Bert to shutup is top 10 JRE moments 💀💀😭 his face 😭
Tom laughing is so contagious
2:28 for the biggest long-coming payoff since Captain America finally said "Avengers, assemble"
Love Bert's ideas being brushed off like they should be.
He's right. Compared to Garth Tom is a fucking nothing
He irritates me so much
Joe is so nice! how he handled Bert when he was talking about Garth Brooks fans.
2:32 this makes me smile considering how often bert interrupts
Finally someone told Burt to shut tf up😂😂that made my day . And for that
I thankyou joe 🤣
Oh my. When Joe told Bert to, "shut the f up for a second, was pure gold. Lmao Bert's face and ego were nuked. Made me smile and then at that moment the sun peered through the clouds. Gonna be a good day. 😏
This clip beautifully orchestrated the Chi character differences between Bert and Joe. Joe is actively trying to boost Tom’s career while Bert is doing absolutely everything to try to throw a wrench in his “best friends“ career.
Bert just being a realist. And he is correct in garth has nothing to gain from being on tom and wife's podcast. Tom's self importance is overwhelming
I love when Joe tells Bert to STFU.
Ari is definitely a great guy to have in conversations when they have awkwardness. Joe yelling at Bert wasn’t that awkward, but it was a moment and it was a needed moment. Ari always picks those situations up immediately and plays on it, and knows how to use it to just calmly make fun of it and roll with it amongst friends who just get frustrated in the moment
He didn’t even yell. Just a gentle and graceful reminder to Bert to know he was out of line and to know his place in things.
Except for when he drugs his friends
@@photonganglol2413 Nah, even then he's cool.
Ari is gay and I hate him
@@photonganglol2413 that shit was hilarious. Don’t be so soft
Joe has had enough of Bert, so he's finally caught up to the rest of us
Bert nobody hates you man. We just love to see you have a moment of true realization.
Nah, I legitimately can't stand him or his existence...
Many of us despise Bert because he is talentless and annoying.
@@discordye4825your right he sucks
Please only speak for yourself lol
I don't understand why everybody hates bert. Yes he can be annoying at times, BUT he isn't that bad man. Definitely not gonna say I have hate for him.
It was so wonderful seeing Bert's face when Daddy Joe told him to "SHUT THE FUCK UP".
Bert truly doesn’t stop talking
2:32
Can we PLEASE have Joe Rogan be on EVERY podcast Bert is on for Time immemorial?
Joe "you can't read the comments" Rogan talking about reading all of the comments and checking the comments of every post. 😂
This made my day. The Garth videos are some of the best stuff on the internet.
I love that Joe was so ready to suppress Bort's interruptions because he's so used to doing it as friends.
Joe telling Bart to shut the f up was soo satisfying. Wish Tom would do that on 2 bears
Joe telling Bert to shut the fuck up was the best
Joe telling Bert to quiet down was good but Ari standing up for Bert to talk again was peak 😂
well its ironic cuz joe does the same thing bert does LOL thats why ari said it that way
@@mazhul1748 yeah exactly
@@mazhul1748 no, Ari said it that way because he wants to shut Bert up as well.
He’s not gonna sneak diss Joe, that’s not what a friend does.
@@mazhul1748 Joe doesn't do it nearly as bad as Bert though, as much as I like Bert.
Imagining Garth’s facial expression when he hears this just made my day
the fact that Rogan said to do the ymh podcatst, he might actually do it now. Joe is one of the biggest voices in America right now and even G's team know that.
@im sacred go away
I’ve seen Garth several times in public when he lived in Oklahoma and he is a genuinely nice guy every time. He might be willing to do the show if you guys reach out and explain your motives.
Sup Garth?
I'm not sure your age, but trust me, these little fellas ate waaayyyyyyy less relevant even today, minus Rogan,. Garth got better things to do. In 92 he was Kiss, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, etc. He fn dominated.
Joe telling Bert “just shut the fuck up for a second” made my heart zoom
I smashed that like button the second Joe told Bert to stfu.
Bert, professional comedian, not understanding how leaning into the joke, and showing that you are cool, helps your brand, is astounding.
Right?!
He's famous for being drunk and taking his shirt off, not his brains
His point is that Garth is already a bigger brand than Tom, so he gains nothing by leaning into it. Is he really going to gain that many fans from going on Tom's podcast that it will be a net positive for him? No. Tom starts shit with Garth, Tom's fans start being shit-asses to Garth, and then Garth is supposed to lean into it to make everybody happy? That doesn't make sense.
I don't think you used enough commas
@@closinginonclosure I used the correct amount. 🤷
This Garth Brooks arc on YMH might be my favourite thing on the internet rn
I've never heard a person use so many words and not actually say anything as Bert. That "STFU" was the most satisfying thing of 2022.
LMAO we need Joe around whenever Bert starts rambling
Tom's satisfying smile after Bert says "Tom called me the biggest American racist in the world" 😆
2:28 omggg that was great. There’s been so many times I wished Tom would say the same thing to Bert on 2 Bears 1 Cave
I wish they had a wide angle shot for those parts to see Bert’s reaction😂
peoples main take away from this is the way Joe told Bert to STFU😂😂🤣GOLD love Bert but he needs that more often
The amount of times Joe tells Bert to shut up and then to also talk is the funniest part about this clip.
2:34 exact same expression that every guess in 2B1C want to use 15 minutes into the episode LOL
I love how Bert keeps demanding to be heard only to go full tropic thunder.
Bert was put in his place and we are all loving it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who else kept replaying that moment? Thank you Joe
Joe's "what the fuck?!" during Bert's rant killed me lmao
Garths music will still be played long after Toms 2 stories are forgotten
Garth needs to come on wearing a bloody T-shirt
Awesome
Lold so hard
Bart almost shed a tear after joe forced him to hold in a half baked idea. Instead of using that time to rethink his approach. Im sure he just repeated his idea in his own head until he could projectile vomit, what Equivalates to a can of "great value" Alpahabet soup. **Special Ediotion - AHHH HUNDRED PERCENT ALL CAPS!**
Lmao Bert “objection” 😭
bert: "i'm just being honest"
also bert: *making such a vague point that i don't even know what it was*
I'm a legit garth fan, and think this shit is hilarious!
He should come on wearing a "where are the bodies tee"
Bert WAS about to change the subject to something completely different. That was good for him to hear that from Joe.
"Just shut the fuck up for a second." Oh man...did Burnt ever need to hear that. Therapeutic for me.
Bart really acting like Tim is a nobody and Joe shutting him up for being disrespectful is peak
I agree, if Garth were to come on the podcast and lean into it, he has the potential to reach a whole new audience and gain their respect.
Garth doesn't need anything from Tom. It's the other way around. lmao.
@@phillipcastro10if Garth shows up with a map full of red dots that would be amazing.
They've tried to get him on, but for some reason the chauffeurs keep going missing when they try to pick him up from the airport.
Garth is one of the best selling artists of all time. I don’t think he’s trying to break into new markets. (Not a fan)
Dude if garth came out on stage and said “the bodies are in the basement” or something like that that would probably be the loudest crowd pop of all time💀😂
Probably not. Like 10 people in the audience would get the joke.
“Shut the fck up for a second” Bart was shocked someone said that to him
Need a whole podcast where nobody lets bird talk
Ari keeping track of whose turn it was to speak was great lol
My obsession with Garth began back in 2011. My mom was dying in the hospital and in the middle of the night I watched some special about his Las Vegas show, where he played a stripped down show. The whole time I kept thinking, what’s wrong with this dude, he’s acting like what he thinks humans are supposed to act like. Anyhow, I’m glad someone else shares my opinion on this subject.
And then did your mother die in the middle of the show? Another body for Garth!
I like Bert,a lot. I’ve gone to see him a couple of times and he can randomly set off some really fun tangents, but he’s gotten so bloody self-centered and interruptive in the last year that it’d be impossible to enjoy 2b1c at all if it wasn’t for how amusing Tom finds his lack of awareness and oblivious antics.
Appreciate Joe regulating and letting others finish a sentence or thought. We all need friends who like us enough to put us in check from time to time. / Thanks for attending my Ted Talk
I agree. wonder if it's the drinking.
Bert not understanding the internet at all 😂😂
I know Ari isn't going to see this but there is no statue of limitations on murder.
Joe big brothering Bart 😂😂😂
Nothing brings me more joy than the comments on G’s social from the mommies and all of the comedians who talk about this now. It’s been a real grass roots campaign to spread the word.
joe telling bert to shut the fuck up is so damn good
Charles with the Match dating video was the absolute best about everything - dude is awesome
Loved when Joe told Bert to stfu for a second, loved it even more when Ari stood up for Bert the second time. Post-Dosing guilt or not, that was a good move
“Post dosing guilt” 🤣😭
Joe derailed Bert so bad 🤣🤣 he couldn’t even think straight after 😅
My favorite part was Joe finally telling bert to "shut the fuck up for a second".
Joes a real one finally said silencing bart
Joe is getting sick of Bert… he makes it about himself always!
Exactly l, I gaurantee he will not be back for the next one . He’ll be like I wanted to invite him but he won’t stfu 😂