Drank and did blow religiously from 14 to 27 and ended up stopping because how depressed it made me feel by the end. Regular life had no zest. I thought people who hiked or did regular activities were all full of shit. 7 years sober now, hiking my ass of and loving every minute of it.
It’s too bad that every sober October Bert says how phenomenal he feels, he’s sleeping better, he’s healthier, his anxiety is better , he’s happier. And then every November first he goes straight back to the booze
Being drunk with enough money to not worry is a great thing. My wife was dumb or smart and had children with me and I've been sober since. But being a Bert is great.
I drink alot like bert. Last year i went sober from november until february, I lasted 3 months! First time i ever did that since high school. I dropped 30 pounds and was hitting the gym adding more muscle. dropped down in waist size. But over the summer I fell back to my old ways of drinking and gained 20 lbs. Im gonna try and go sober again, i last drank on october 6th. So im on day 2 now. Im extra motivated this time. Hopefully I can stay sober from Alcohol the rest of my life
The harms of drinking effect Bert's quality of life, life expectancy and family. That didn't get him to change. But when the doctor said it would effect his career Bert took the problem seriously.
Because his career is what supports his family and their happiness which is what he does it for. You can't be "The Machine" and not party. Hopefully, he gets smart and slowly transitions away from being The Machine and just using his fame to make money other ways. They've already started doing it with the podcasts, merch, etc. But as long as Bert tours, he will always have that party animal reputation to up hold.
@@aaabbbccc985 so continue to destroy his body because of how he is known? Wow. I hope you don't have people close to you who have dependency issues because you sound like an enabler, bud.
It’s good they do Sober October to help Bert out and it’s awesome that Bert can stick to it...but it seems like every year it just gives him confirmation he’s “healthy” enough to go right back to his normal habits the other 11 months of the year
Bert literally convinces himself multiple times a year that hes healthy enough to keep partying. He said that he got bloodwork back from his Doctor and the doctor said "I don't know how but you're perfectly healthy..." and he talks mad shit. He will live like he lives no matter what. AT LEAST...if they do Sober October he'll have a month where hes cleans up and he'll have some residual benefits after.
@Drone Adventures you’re right. We all have a limited amount of empathy and mine was entirely used up in the 30 seconds it took me to type out my comment
@@NA86737 literally, he probably has vehicles with bullet proof glass parked in his compound of a residence. I'd probably be spending/investing my money the same way
Atleast this break gives him time to consider, but it's unfortunately a big part of his identity and act, maybe he is worried that he wont connect with people the same way without it
@@BB-848-VAC TH-cam deleted your comment, but shut your fat a$$ up. Part of being high functioning means he can be (and is) a good father despite his drinking . All his doctors say he’s perfectly healthy despite his drinking. So sit down and stfu dweeb
I always said this to my friends , If you look like you could be a Father , that's it , stick to beer or wine once or twice a month with the boys or a dinner with your lover
Two years sober in three days. I definitely feel a lot better now. I was a becoming a horrible drunk towards the end of my alcoholic reign. A lot of my relationships between my love, family and friends have benefited.
@@VestigialHead its a running inside joke with bert and tom and your moms house podcast to spell or say Berts name in the most wrong ways possible lol
I quit drinking seven years ago. While I have had a great life up to that point, my life is so much better now that I would never consider ever drinking alcohol again. I enjoyed this very much, Joe. I also love that you are wearing a t-shirt from my favorite archery store!
Bert really loves to hear himself talk, and it's amazing how he can't make the connection between all of his health problems and his insane daily alcohol instake.
I def was high functioning, good fam life, good job, always did well there. Just drank at night. Still pretty young and it started causing health issues. Got acute pancreatitis 3x.. dumped the liquor down the sink and have not had a drink for almost 2 weeks now. Guess I'm joining you guys for sober October, except I'm not going to start again. Alchohol is straight up poision
Yep. I quit cigarettes a year ago. Ended up taking a break from drinking because it made me want to smoke. After a year, I’ve tried several times to have a drink, and every time, it felt and tasted like poison. I don’t have anything against it, just makes no sense to drink poison.
Bert always makes paper thin excuses as to why he cannot stay away from alcohol, which is the telltale sign of an addict. Even when talking about his doctor visits, he says his doctor thinks he’s a perfect male specimen and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with his health. Ironically, it’s the funniest thing he’s ever said in his entire stand-up career. It’s hilarious that Bert still has no idea that Sober October was created to get him sober, yet he treats it like a school camping trip with his buddies
Bert knows he is a addict. He did a podcast with Chris Destanfino and Chris asked how Bert deals with not seeing his kids grow up because Chris was in tears at the realization he is missing his kids lives. Bert said "wtf are you talking about how do I deal with it?" He holds up a glass of whiskey and says it's 10 am. Bert was crying to and told Chris he wished he could tell him it gets better but it doesn't. That conversation shows bert knows his coping mechanism is alcohol and he is fully aware he has a full blown addiction by pointing out he is drinking whiskey on the rocks before noon. Now I think he gave terrible advice because Sebastian has been grinding for decades and has a family without using drugs to deal with being away from his family for all those years. Just pointing out how bert is fully aware he is a full blown alcoholic. He only talks about it realistically when he is comfortable, he doesn't admit to it when he is put on the spot for it.
Ummm no. Rogan does it to show how much more fit he is than his fat, out of shape friends. Remember he has Napoleon Complex. Every year, he insists its a fitness competition, despite him being on PEDs and all his buddies being fat and out of shape addicts. Great friend Joe is. 🙄🥴
My mother drank a bottle of jose cuervo gold every day for almost 30 years. When she was diagnosed with cancer and she had to stop drinking for surgery, they realized that her blood pressure corrected itself after 36 hours of not drinking to healthy levels. Essentially they had been feeding her high blood pressure medication for more than 20 years so she could drink with normal BP. Crazy
If she was drinking that amount for that length of time she wouldn't be able to stop drinking cold turkey she would literally potentially die from withdrawals and with high chance of hallucinations, convolutions and seizures. Alcohol is possibly the most dangerous drug to quit. It would of been a medically supervised detox either that or your talking sh!t.
from 4:30 to 5:30 had me dying because it reminded me of typical convos id have with the boys just talking shit making jokes cracking up.. man these guys are probably so fun to hangout with.
One day at work, I checked my BP. It was 180/100. I was drinking a fifth a day at 30 years old, every evening. A month later I got off the booze, and 120/60. I always wondered why I felt like shit, constantly. Duh. Alcohol is a hard drug to do.
@@ZombieRommel 15 servings of alcohol in a 750ml. I did at least ten drinks every day for over a decade. When you drink like that the first five don't do much.
Holy shit, I drink what I think is a lot and mine is always 120/60 even when it feels like "ugh, I feel like shit, this is gunna be when I actually have higher blood pressure." Nope. Highest recorded for me was 130/70. I can't IMAGINE what 180/100 must feel like.
God I feel really sad for Bert, I just lost my dad due to heavy drinking. I really hope he has seen a Hepatologist or a Gastroenterologist. By the time mine saw one half of his liver was a tumor and the Cirrhosis was so bad he only lasted 3 months.
@@RealMTBAddict I never really liked it just seeing how it took over my dad's life and destroyed it. It's hard to know the effects binge drinking can have until it effects someone close to you or you are in the medical field.
@@de_dustybones “Individual grammar” I think the term you meant to use was “personal pronouns.” Next time you want to make a smart comment make sure you use the correct terms.
@@jamescollins2638 that right there varies by the individual. Never been a gym guy myself but hard labour and farm work were always awesome to get in the zone after some good trees. Too much fun to empty the mind and turn up the ass kicking machine
Joe is too small to do much lifting or working out..they showed an enhanced audio of him working out a few years back and him kicking the glove sounded like a 100 mph baseball hitting a mitt.. without the audio enhancement it sounded about like my grandson hitting a sofa cushion..I don't buy alot of Joe's stuff and he looks like a very oily person who isn't healthy
I've gotta say, I don't believe Bert anymore, he's totally cheating. The way he drinks eleven months out of the year, if he just cold turkeyed at this point he'd be in *hard* DTs. Plus, the way he's talking here is the way I talked when I ditched school and was trying to pretend I didn't. All kinds of unnecessary details.
I was thinking the exact same thing. I was boozin pretty hard during the covid lockdowns for about a year and ended in the hospital because I tried quitting cold turkey. They gave me librium to prevent seizures and stroking out. Something don't add up with his story.
@@brownacid4397 Exactly the same with me other than the fact that I was boozin' hard a couple years before you. I bit part of my tongue off during a seizure and I'll never get it back. Easily could have died when I drank like Bert and quit but the only thing I had going for me was that I was in my twenties and thank God I survived. I haven't been drunk or hungover in years and it is because I quit cold turkey and felt the horrors of DTs. I hope everything is going good for you dude!
@@CaliforniaCarpenter7 Glad you survived! That's a wild story. I drank for many years very moderately but it became daily and heavy right when the pandemic sent me into unemployment. I was probably drinking 15 budweisers and a pint of bourbon daily at my worst. I never want to go through that hell again.
@@brownacid4397 That's a lot, dude! And I did the same. Always worked construction and always had a couple after work. But light, a six pack. Then a huge fire came through my area and in just a few months I lost everything. Fire didn't even burn my house down, but I lost it anyways when my insurance got dropped after the fire and I had to switch companies and they wanted ten grand a year. Couldn't afford it, so I was homeless and sleeping in my car like a druggie. Plus all my local work vanished because people couldn't afford to pay me anymore. Savings were gone. No rentals in California, but lots of parking places. In retrospect I know now that I just wanted to die. Can't blame the booze, it was my own mental problem. But one person cared enough about me to talk about my alcoholism without insulting me or calling me a bum. And that person convinced me to quit when they teared up after saying I was going to die. Cold turkey after that one conversation! But fuck was it bad. Unforgettable. And then you make it out of the woods and have to deal with all the disaster you created through negligence or outright drunken stupidity and my list was very long. It was like turning eighteen all over again and starting from scratch - except now with a pretty solid criminal record 😆. Sorry for the essay, brother, but I'm glad you made it too! I hope you keep kicking ass, dude!
Tom’s facial expressions when Burt talks about his vomiting in his sleep is tragic and poetic. Tom realizes that his friend is close to death, but masks it because he doesn’t want to tame his friends soul.
Since I am sober now for 60 days, I have lost 30 pounds... I have a sip or 2 a WEEK now, and I feel GREAT Good luck with your challenges in sober October all!
@@ghostpoop2349 I was an addict for 20 years, and both of my parents were addicts. Now I have the control to say no, to mean no, and to not do the thing I know deep down is really bad for me. Instead I choose to do what is GOOD for me, what is RIGHTEOUS. I failed and tried again, over and over for YEARS and I have finally WON! It is a tough fight, and I finally accomplished it! Normally I have a sip or 2 to calm the addict voice in my head, as directed by a medical professional... and last weekend, the addict voice was silent :) Lean on someone who loves you and you CAN get through it! If I can win against the addiction, so can you! God bless! You can do it!
I walked out of chipotle once, and saw a homeless skinny black dude sitting outside the doors and thought I should offer him my bowl, and go order another. So I walked over and he asked what kinda meat, I told him it was steak and he said he likes chicken and rejected the offer 😂
Bruh no shit I saw a lady give a homeless dude a bowl in Salt Lake City and he read the ingredients and gave it back because he only eats organic hahah
Get a fing job or grow it yourself or welp no pity truly I dint ask for nothing so welp when did we become the suckers of the world cause we're about to lose our advantage 🤔
31 years old, recently spent 2 days in the ER. Headache, horrible body aches, nausea and vomiting, almost had a heart attack. Not overweight, just drank every single night. The detox was brutal, felt like I had the flu for a week straight. After about a week, I started to feel like a human being again. Dopamine levels shot through the roof, feeling fantastic. Alcohol is pure poison folks, you don’t need it at all. Almost 2 weeks sober, zero desire to ever drink again. ✌️ Stay strong!
Bert immediately looks less bloated and a little skinnier! His body is still able to recover in my opinion, if he’s willing to make a change with his drinking. And he should while his body is still able to heal itself and work through the damage effectively.
I love sober october and I love that these men are encouraging each other to be healthy! Like - let's get our shit together. Acknowledging the fact that doing that stuff to yourself decade after decade brings nothing good. Keep it up fellas!
I feel like Bert was shoved down our throats and everyone just pretended to like him because he’s cool with Rogan. He’s obnoxious, inconsiderate, and not as funny as his fake laugh makes him seem.
I've been doing it this month as well. I only ever drank on the weekends but even just cutting that out has made a massive difference in my cardio at the gym
so stoked to see the guys giving Ian Bagg the recognition that he deserves. He's hands down one of my favorite comics, and I always try to see him live whenever he's in town. If you haven't already, check out his material, SO FUNNY!!
After 7 years of podcasts where every single time Berts's drinking problem is brought up will he finally do something about his alcoholism lol? I used to think Joe was unfairly hard on Bert but over the years I get it the dude can be so insufferable and delusional.
@@samanthab1923 Maybe not all of them but Tom definitely cares. Tom and Bert really care about each other actually. They probably have one of the few actual friendships in this crew. But I think Joe did care back when they started this not so sure anymore though.The whole crew dynamic has changed Joe doesn't seem too have any really friends anymore either because of his status. They all are just his yes man nobody is real with him anymore.
This is a low key intervention they do every year for Bert
It’s getting tired. Especially with all the cigar smoking
That’s what I always said hahahahah
@@shouldaboughtahonda u o.
What's low key about all of them openly saying "we do this for Bert"?
Lol yea it's not at all low key that this started and continues mostly for berts benefit
Bert still doesn't think he's an alcoholic
It was his kidneys, not his liver.
First step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. If you dont admit it then you dont have a problem
LOLOL trueee
he won't be alive in 10 years
Unlike you as an alcoholic his life is a good time
Drank and did blow religiously from 14 to 27 and ended up stopping because how depressed it made me feel by the end. Regular life had no zest. I thought people who hiked or did regular activities were all full of shit. 7 years sober now, hiking my ass of and loving every minute of it.
It saps your life from you. It's a grand chemical trick of the human mind, and only a few substances in the universe have this effect.
You should get back on coke. Its sooooo much better than hiking
Happy for you for real
After a while the depression and anxiety gets worse. I used to ask how do people feel depressed and anxious at the same time. Well now I know.
@@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 What about coke while hiking?
It’s too bad that every sober October Bert says how phenomenal he feels, he’s sleeping better, he’s healthier, his anxiety is better , he’s happier. And then every November first he goes straight back to the booze
Alcoholism is a bitch
Yea if sobriety is so great why doesnt he stay with it?
Being drunk with enough money to not worry is a great thing. My wife was dumb or smart and had children with me and I've been sober since. But being a Bert is great.
@@treyjetson5320 He's weak. He kicked a woman out because he's bad I'm bed and she made fun of quick draw McGrew
You sound like someone who has a lot going on with their life.
I think Bert might be living proof of positive thinking 🤣
fairly certain i'm the female Burt 🐎🤸♂️🦾💨🤓 what does not kill you, WILL make you stronger 🏋♂️
Yeah cuz if that was me I would have slap Ari shaffir
On top of that Bert kreischer is a simp of a friend you can walk over him and he don't care
@@sevenigma. that you have requested
@@sevenigma. let me make u stronger w my pipi
It's ridiculous that Bart is probably going to outlive all of these guys.
How can that be possible when Tom is obviously going to murder and cannibalize him?
How on earth would he ever outlive Tom or joe?
ole' bart
@@007oskari ...it's the way the world works my friend....unjust, absurd, and nonsensical.
@@bernlin2000 lol good point
I drink alot like bert. Last year i went sober from november until february, I lasted 3 months! First time i ever did that since high school. I dropped 30 pounds and was hitting the gym adding more muscle. dropped down in waist size. But over the summer I fell back to my old ways of drinking and gained 20 lbs. Im gonna try and go sober again, i last drank on october 6th. So im on day 2 now. Im extra motivated this time. Hopefully I can stay sober from Alcohol the rest of my life
good luck, youll feel a lot better without alcohol.
AA
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Good luck! The first days are the hardest days
Listening to these conversations by grown men in the middle of their lives makes it easier to realize that we’re all still kids inside
Very rich famous kids that also show you we're all just people.
The harms of drinking effect Bert's quality of life, life expectancy and family. That didn't get him to change. But when the doctor said it would effect his career Bert took the problem seriously.
Because his career is what supports his family and their happiness which is what he does it for. You can't be "The Machine" and not party. Hopefully, he gets smart and slowly transitions away from being The Machine and just using his fame to make money other ways. They've already started doing it with the podcasts, merch, etc. But as long as Bert tours, he will always have that party animal reputation to up hold.
If you think Bert cares about his family you are full fledged delusional
That’s the Tom Brady 😊
Egotistical narcissist only cares about himself
@@aaabbbccc985 so continue to destroy his body because of how he is known? Wow. I hope you don't have people close to you who have dependency issues because you sound like an enabler, bud.
It’s good they do Sober October to help Bert out and it’s awesome that Bert can stick to it...but it seems like every year it just gives him confirmation he’s “healthy” enough to go right back to his normal habits the other 11 months of the year
@Malone Brown Sounds like you know what you’re talking about considering the fact that they haven’t done if for a couple of years now.
@@automaticwriting4220 cutt the shit. They've done this a million times. Everytime Bert goes through this
Bert literally convinces himself multiple times a year that hes healthy enough to keep partying. He said that he got bloodwork back from his Doctor and the doctor said "I don't know how but you're perfectly healthy..." and he talks mad shit. He will live like he lives no matter what. AT LEAST...if they do Sober October he'll have a month where hes cleans up and he'll have some residual benefits after.
@Drone Adventures you’re right. We all have a limited amount of empathy and mine was entirely used up in the 30 seconds it took me to type out my comment
Its not to help Bert
I love Joe pretending that Austin isn’t crawling with homeless people.
That shows how much of a bubble he's in
Joe thinks there's no homeless because the mayor told him he fixed it lol
@@NA86737 literally, he probably has vehicles with bullet proof glass parked in his compound of a residence. I'd probably be spending/investing my money the same way
I love how Bert can feel this good after stopping alcohol and after October ends he jumps on booz again.
he looks like ass in this whoop ad on 2b1c ep153
Is that booz addiction?
Atleast this break gives him time to consider, but it's unfortunately a big part of his identity and act, maybe he is worried that he wont connect with people the same way without it
@@elonfux2492 tell that to his kids dumbass
@@BB-848-VAC TH-cam deleted your comment, but shut your fat a$$ up. Part of being high functioning means he can be (and is) a good father despite his drinking . All his doctors say he’s perfectly healthy despite his drinking. So sit down and stfu dweeb
Joe’s subtle burn of the Liver King was hilarious
Except Joe never admits that his physique is due in large part to T and that he doesn't do it for "health" reasons
@@sawyerrice3244 but he just did
He needs to have him on, would be hilarious
@@sawyerrice3244 he literally admitted that in the clip… plus low testosterone for men is unhealthy later in life…
@@artelisaris right.... lmao
There has to be an age where you stop calling it “partying”, Bert hit that two decades ago.
I always said this to my friends , If you look like you could be a Father , that's it , stick to beer or wine once or twice a month with the boys or a dinner with your lover
@@die4race nah. if im going to work all week and paying my own bills ill party on the weekend.
@@iluvmyeski 45 years old partying like you're 23 ain't gonna work little bro.
@@RealMTBAddict it does for some people.
@@iluvmyeski works mentally until your body falls apart. Great plan...
I think Tom’s facial expressions are the highlight of this whole thing 😂
Glad you think so
“He drinks wine on a treadmill” 😂 ol’ Bert kills me
Two years sober in three days. I definitely feel a lot better now. I was a becoming a horrible drunk towards the end of my alcoholic reign. A lot of my relationships between my love, family and friends have benefited.
keep going
@@gardenstate732 thanks, I plan on it.
@Patrick O'Brien good stuff man.👍
How did you get 2 years sober in just 3 days? LOL
Good shit Prison Mike keep it up
I absolutely love how Bart's closest friends are starting to call him out on his exaggerations and flat out lies.
Why have several people commented about Bart? Did you and they watch a different video? There is no Bart on this video.
@@VestigialHead isn’t there?
@@VestigialHead its a running inside joke with bert and tom and your moms house podcast to spell or say Berts name in the most wrong ways possible lol
@@j.l.russell8835 No there isn't.
@@flowerasteroid6241 Ahh okay. I missed that one.
Watching these guys together is what got me into podcasts ...classic episodes
The only time Bart isn't lying is when he's asleep.
Some would say everybody is lying when they sleep, they would be grammatically incorrect but still some would say
He might be lying in his dreams
100%
BERT
As a recovering alcoholic, I experienced every physical change Bert is experiencing in the first week.
I quit drinking seven years ago. While I have had a great life up to that point, my life is so much better now that I would never consider ever drinking alcohol again. I enjoyed this very much, Joe. I also love that you are wearing a t-shirt from my favorite archery store!
Tom was spot on. Getting high and shooting hoops was the coolest in high school.
smoke sesh with the fellas then 5 on 5 for a few hours....good times
@@GotDamBoi yes sir!
Bert’s not going to quit drinking, but he will tease his great changes coming anyway.
Bbb
"Welcome to Austin Joe" 😂😂😂 I died
Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola
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Joe's face after that 🤣🤣🤣
Bert reminds me of my dad as a kid, lying to impress people who already tolerate him.
Bert really loves to hear himself talk, and it's amazing how he can't make the connection between all of his health problems and his insane daily alcohol instake.
Living proof that some people are just plain stupid............ Eat only as much as you need to feel satisfied rather eat until you are full.
leave the guy alone, hes successful and you're talking about him lol. You're "worried" about him/
Bert's that kind of friend that spends half of their time talking about doing healthy shit, but doesn't actually commit to being healthy.
He's doing healthy shit, but also unhealthy shit.
Correction he’s committed to doing just enough heathy things to survive an unhealthily life style.
He never shuts up. No matter the subject it all comes back to him ugh
yea its annoying. This is like the 5th bert intervention
Pretty much every friend of mine lol “yo dude I’m getting back into the gym”..yeah ok. I’ve heard this story a million times
I def was high functioning, good fam life, good job, always did well there. Just drank at night. Still pretty young and it started causing health issues. Got acute pancreatitis 3x.. dumped the liquor down the sink and have not had a drink for almost 2 weeks now. Guess I'm joining you guys for sober October, except I'm not going to start again. Alchohol is straight up poision
Yep. I quit cigarettes a year ago. Ended up taking a break from drinking because it made me want to smoke. After a year, I’ve tried several times to have a drink, and every time, it felt and tasted like poison. I don’t have anything against it, just makes no sense to drink poison.
Congrads ! After 10 days your Dopamine comes back to level after 30 days without a drink begins a new habit of not drinking.
Same, bud. Had acute pancreatitis twice, 4 months apart. My body does NOT like alcohol. Sober life is good life.
Good luck and keep it up👍 I'm still on the struggle bus, it's definitely a battle.
Yeah…alcohol, unlike most actual drugs such as opium or coca or cannabis, is literal poison.
Bert always makes paper thin excuses as to why he cannot stay away from alcohol, which is the telltale sign of an addict. Even when talking about his doctor visits, he says his doctor thinks he’s a perfect male specimen and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with his health. Ironically, it’s the funniest thing he’s ever said in his entire stand-up career. It’s hilarious that Bert still has no idea that Sober October was created to get him sober, yet he treats it like a school camping trip with his buddies
Bert knows he is a addict. He did a podcast with Chris Destanfino and Chris asked how Bert deals with not seeing his kids grow up because Chris was in tears at the realization he is missing his kids lives. Bert said "wtf are you talking about how do I deal with it?" He holds up a glass of whiskey and says it's 10 am. Bert was crying to and told Chris he wished he could tell him it gets better but it doesn't. That conversation shows bert knows his coping mechanism is alcohol and he is fully aware he has a full blown addiction by pointing out he is drinking whiskey on the rocks before noon. Now I think he gave terrible advice because Sebastian has been grinding for decades and has a family without using drugs to deal with being away from his family for all those years. Just pointing out how bert is fully aware he is a full blown alcoholic. He only talks about it realistically when he is comfortable, he doesn't admit to it when he is put on the spot for it.
Ummm no. Rogan does it to show how much more fit he is than his fat, out of shape friends. Remember he has Napoleon Complex. Every year, he insists its a fitness competition, despite him being on PEDs and all his buddies being fat and out of shape addicts. Great friend Joe is. 🙄🥴
Bert is always “getting better”
I feel like Bert is definitely lying about his Blood pressure lol
he's lying about everything hes an untreated alchoholic
Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola .
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@@truthview7261 a nadie le interesa su trap mierda, busque trabajo mejor
My mother drank a bottle of jose cuervo gold every day for almost 30 years. When she was diagnosed with cancer and she had to stop drinking for surgery, they realized that her blood pressure corrected itself after 36 hours of not drinking to healthy levels. Essentially they had been feeding her high blood pressure medication for more than 20 years so she could drink with normal BP. Crazy
Holy shit your mom was a beast, I can’t imagine that
Doesn’t sound like the drs fault
If she was drinking that amount for that length of time she wouldn't be able to stop drinking cold turkey she would literally potentially die from withdrawals and with high chance of hallucinations, convolutions and seizures. Alcohol is possibly the most dangerous drug to quit. It would of been a medically supervised detox either that or your talking sh!t.
$$$$$$$ welcome to big pharma
How I'd that their fault? Your mom is a drunk
from 4:30 to 5:30 had me dying because it reminded me of typical convos id have with the boys just talking shit making jokes cracking up.. man these guys are probably so fun to hangout with.
I have just over a year sober. The mental and physical health benefits are astounding.
Bert is the type of dude that quits drinking a couple of days, works out for 3 days and starts thinking he’s in the best shape of his life.
😂
This hit way too close to home haha
Of course. Same with his career. Come out take your shirt off, show off the gut & drink massive amounts. That’s an act?
@@yourrealdad816 Haha same!
@@samanthab1923 you'd do the same thing if somebody paid you like they pay Bert lol
I've been completely sober for 6 months no weed or booze
How u feeling
Nice! keep it up
Good for you !
😮
Who tf asked?
Bert could actually become a machine if he kept up with the good habits
But he never will. Somewhere along the line he convinced himself he’s this super athlete that just has a little beer belly.
@@samanthab1923 His arms are jacked. Have you not seen them? 😂
@@chillinwithchris1536 No, he just looks like a huge Baby Huey to me. 😂
Ah nice reference
kept up? the dude is smoking and probably eating more garbage than he says
Listened to the whole podcast.
Friendship, loyalty & love are everything.
One day at work, I checked my BP. It was 180/100. I was drinking a fifth a day at 30 years old, every evening. A month later I got off the booze, and 120/60. I always wondered why I felt like shit, constantly. Duh. Alcohol is a hard drug to do.
A fifth? So 750ml or a bottle a day? Of whiskey? That's a shit ton of alcohol daily.
@@ZombieRommel 15 servings of alcohol in a 750ml. I did at least ten drinks every day for over a decade. When you drink like that the first five don't do much.
200 over 160 at 165 pounds 5,10 height.
@@samuelvaughn3557 and?
Holy shit, I drink what I think is a lot and mine is always 120/60 even when it feels like "ugh, I feel like shit, this is gunna be when I actually have higher blood pressure." Nope. Highest recorded for me was 130/70. I can't IMAGINE what 180/100 must feel like.
Swear Bert says same thing ever sober October but come November he’ll be drinking it up like nobodies business. Vicious cycle.
God I feel really sad for Bert, I just lost my dad due to heavy drinking. I really hope he has seen a Hepatologist or a Gastroenterologist. By the time mine saw one half of his liver was a tumor and the Cirrhosis was so bad he only lasted 3 months.
People think alcohol is a joke.
@@RealMTBAddict I never really liked it just seeing how it took over my dad's life and destroyed it. It's hard to know the effects binge drinking can have until it effects someone close to you or you are in the medical field.
@@nkxseal8398 I agree. Saw my dad go through a few drinking phases, was not a pretty sight. He ended up passing from cigarettes in 2019.
How old was he?
@@GetRocked69 Just turned 60 but he started heavily drinking at 45.
It seems like Bert just goes from doctor to doctor until he hears what he wants to hear.
Bert talks so much. Tom loves Joe defending his evaluations of Bert.
Bert almost always starts a sentence with "I ..."
He’s a narcissist.
Bet he drank before this podcast.
Oh shit an individual speaking with individual grammar?
@@de_dustybones
THE POINT
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YOUR HEAD
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“Individual grammar”
I think the term you meant to use was “personal pronouns.” Next time you want to make a smart comment make sure you use the correct terms.
Sober October, while they are smoking cigars 😂
I love Tom and Berts relationship. "I look AMAZING!" "HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
I can relate so much to how Joe described working out while high. The mind muscle connection is insane
But the mind-motivation connection is shit
@@jamescollins2638 that right there varies by the individual. Never been a gym guy myself but hard labour and farm work were always awesome to get in the zone after some good trees. Too much fun to empty the mind and turn up the ass kicking machine
Joe is too small to do much lifting or working out..they showed an enhanced audio of him working out a few years back and him kicking the glove sounded like a 100 mph baseball hitting a mitt.. without the audio enhancement it sounded about like my grandson hitting a sofa cushion..I don't buy alot of Joe's stuff and he looks like a very oily person who isn't healthy
@@mitchelll3879 thank you for your completely irrelevant tangent
@@mitchelll3879 Well he is on juice, so not very healthy at all
I've gotta say, I don't believe Bert anymore, he's totally cheating. The way he drinks eleven months out of the year, if he just cold turkeyed at this point he'd be in *hard* DTs. Plus, the way he's talking here is the way I talked when I ditched school and was trying to pretend I didn't. All kinds of unnecessary details.
I was thinking the exact same thing. I was boozin pretty hard during the covid lockdowns for about a year and ended in the hospital because I tried quitting cold turkey. They gave me librium to prevent seizures and stroking out. Something don't add up with his story.
@@brownacid4397 Exactly the same with me other than the fact that I was boozin' hard a couple years before you. I bit part of my tongue off during a seizure and I'll never get it back. Easily could have died when I drank like Bert and quit but the only thing I had going for me was that I was in my twenties and thank God I survived. I haven't been drunk or hungover in years and it is because I quit cold turkey and felt the horrors of DTs. I hope everything is going good for you dude!
@@CaliforniaCarpenter7 Glad you survived! That's a wild story. I drank for many years very moderately but it became daily and heavy right when the pandemic sent me into unemployment. I was probably drinking 15 budweisers and a pint of bourbon daily at my worst. I never want to go through that hell again.
Yea there's no way. He should be shaking and have crazy anxiety by now
@@brownacid4397 That's a lot, dude! And I did the same. Always worked construction and always had a couple after work. But light, a six pack. Then a huge fire came through my area and in just a few months I lost everything. Fire didn't even burn my house down, but I lost it anyways when my insurance got dropped after the fire and I had to switch companies and they wanted ten grand a year. Couldn't afford it, so I was homeless and sleeping in my car like a druggie. Plus all my local work vanished because people couldn't afford to pay me anymore. Savings were gone. No rentals in California, but lots of parking places.
In retrospect I know now that I just wanted to die. Can't blame the booze, it was my own mental problem. But one person cared enough about me to talk about my alcoholism without insulting me or calling me a bum. And that person convinced me to quit when they teared up after saying I was going to die. Cold turkey after that one conversation! But fuck was it bad. Unforgettable. And then you make it out of the woods and have to deal with all the disaster you created through negligence or outright drunken stupidity and my list was very long. It was like turning eighteen all over again and starting from scratch - except now with a pretty solid criminal record 😆.
Sorry for the essay, brother, but I'm glad you made it too! I hope you keep kicking ass, dude!
Tom’s facial expressions when Burt talks about his vomiting in his sleep is tragic and poetic. Tom realizes that his friend is close to death, but masks it because he doesn’t want to tame his friends soul.
Yeah dead people dont have souls anymore so i wouldnt be too worried about trying to tame him.
You sound like that meme of the literature teacher
Tame his friends soul,🙄he's addicted to alcohol, and you act like it's something magical?
@@DW-ld4ri its is magically awful.
good on bert for improving his health, good job man dont give up
I wanna see them do a "never sober October".
Week 1..... cocaine and crack.
Week 2..... heroin
Week 3...... psychedelics
Week 4..... xanax
Week one would last a month haha Crack is another realm
Tremendous!
He’s sober. He sounds clear and is explaining himself in more.. sensible and detailed way.❤
Pingtrip is gonna have a field day with this one 😂😂😂!!
1:28 is how I feel every time Bert tells something
berts liver is praising all that exists
Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola
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Doing my first sober October and feel great thanks you guys for the inspiration!
Since I am sober now for 60 days, I have lost 30 pounds... I have a sip or 2 a WEEK now, and I feel GREAT
Good luck with your challenges in sober October all!
"BULLSHIT" 🤣🤣
A sip is not sober. Slippery slope. I hope you keep up with it. 🙏
@@ghostpoop2349 likely not an addict like Bert so a sip or two is probably more than manageable
@@ghostpoop2349 I was an addict for 20 years, and both of my parents were addicts. Now I have the control to say no, to mean no, and to not do the thing I know deep down is really bad for me. Instead I choose to do what is GOOD for me, what is RIGHTEOUS. I failed and tried again, over and over for YEARS and I have finally WON! It is a tough fight, and I finally accomplished it! Normally I have a sip or 2 to calm the addict voice in my head, as directed by a medical professional... and last weekend, the addict voice was silent :) Lean on someone who loves you and you CAN get through it! If I can win against the addiction, so can you! God bless! You can do it!
@@ghostpoop2349 Thank you! All the best to you!
Worst part of of sober October is that once the month over Bert goes back to his old ways
Joe : I'm on testarone unlike liver king 👑 I'm telling the truth
Mpmd rapid deployment
He said like liver king not unlike
Sober October so far for me is going good. Got a long way to go.
'if you hit the gym and trained your whole life you'd be a freak'
EVERYONE would be a freak
The callout on the Liver King was hilarious.
I walked out of chipotle once, and saw a homeless skinny black dude sitting outside the doors and thought I should offer him my bowl, and go order another. So I walked over and he asked what kinda meat, I told him it was steak and he said he likes chicken and rejected the offer 😂
Bruh no shit I saw a lady give a homeless dude a bowl in Salt Lake City and he read the ingredients and gave it back because he only eats organic hahah
If they didn't ask for it that's fair. If they asked YOU for the food then it's ungrateful
Get a fing job or grow it yourself or welp no pity truly I dint ask for nothing so welp when did we become the suckers of the world cause we're about to lose our advantage 🤔
Homeless people aren’t hungry they’re mentally I’ll drug addicts.
Bruh if your homeless and have no food you’ll eat anything to stay alive; the fuck does he mean he prefers chicken? Just take the damn bowl stupid 😂
You can't get a word in with Bert around
It's so funny to hear Joe Rogan talking of "those rich people" in recent episodes, like he's not part of them! 😂
31 years old, recently spent 2 days in the ER. Headache, horrible body aches, nausea and vomiting, almost had a heart attack. Not overweight, just drank every single night. The detox was brutal, felt like I had the flu for a week straight. After about a week, I started to feel like a human being again. Dopamine levels shot through the roof, feeling fantastic. Alcohol is pure poison folks, you don’t need it at all. Almost 2 weeks sober, zero desire to ever drink again. ✌️ Stay strong!
@Patrick O'Brien I went through the pink cloud phase. One day I woke up feeling this emptiness after several weeks of sobriety. Was an odd feeling.
Haha Brendan Schwaub so wanted to be part of Sober October this is probably crushing him!
He's not apart of this friend group, he's apart of the Eddie Bravo and Bryan Callen friend group
@@tylerh1648 yea the weirdo group
“I look amazing.”
“I’m looking at you.”
Hi guys. Happy to be here. God bless. Love you all
“Right now? I’m looking at you” hilarious retort from Joe
the fluffing in front of the mirror killed me. I thought I was alone 😂😂
Bert ” I lie to kick it” Kreischer flappin his gumbs per usual.
Bert immediately looks less bloated and a little skinnier! His body is still able to recover in my opinion, if he’s willing to make a change with his drinking. And he should while his body is still able to heal itself and work through the damage effectively.
I agree
When Burt said his BP was normal, Ari should have asked him to do some Molly 😂
We over these boys let's see Protect our Parks do Sober October! (Yes I know Ari is in both) Bert laughs like my grandma
‘I look amazing’ I love Bert
Sober October is just a pick-me-up therapy session for Bart lol
It was started for him lmao
BERT
@@RealMTBAddict Thanks Captain Obvious. You clearly don’t get it, so don’t correct my intentional misspelling
@@RealMTBAddict whoosh
@@Supadrumma441 open your mouth i gotta fart
im so tired over bert, as an alcoholic its sad to se him thinking he dont have an major problem!
Happy to hear that Björt is doing good.
Definitely. So happy for Bært!
Why is it everytime i watch a video on this Rogan channel i have to resubscribe? And its 100% my favorite
They need a serious intervention with Bert. He’s not going to live long if he continues like this
His wife won't be happy
Thank god just let that happen instead
Yea my buddy is super overweight and eats like shit. He is essentially self destroying and I dunno how to address it
@@controllertakes0skill278 I agree lol
Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola
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Ari always looks like he's being filmed in portrait mode.
Right wtf why lol I'm tripping bro you're so right
Bert is in the hospital more than cancer patients. Bert's search history on his phone is just "brewery near me" and "Web M.D."😂😂😂😉
One day this will be a Distinct memory , but the memory will be amazing , bless you all 🙏
These r BY FAR my favorite podcasts of all time. Sober October 2 recap is one of the best hangs iv heard
Bert ate a carrot and is like “I’m healthier now, it’s was hard and tough. I still eat whatever and drink though”
I love sober october and I love that these men are encouraging each other to be healthy! Like - let's get our shit together. Acknowledging the fact that doing that stuff to yourself decade after decade brings nothing good. Keep it up fellas!
Brent is a freak of nature...
I feel like Bert was shoved down our throats and everyone just pretended to like him because he’s cool with Rogan. He’s obnoxious, inconsiderate, and not as funny as his fake laugh makes him seem.
Many such cases
The machine is the funniest comedians in the room
@@SIMON_WAS_H3RE that’s not saying much
We go from the mindblowin' Pink Floyd Roger Walters interview to... "this"
It's so funny that you guys smoke cigars on sober October 🤣
I've been doing it this month as well. I only ever drank on the weekends but even just cutting that out has made a massive difference in my cardio at the gym
Ari is the friend that you keep around because you feel bad but side eye them every time they talk
so stoked to see the guys giving Ian Bagg the recognition that he deserves. He's hands down one of my favorite comics, and I always try to see him live whenever he's in town. If you haven't already, check out his material, SO FUNNY!!
What are you talking about?
Seeing Tom’s scar is icing on the cake
After 7 years of podcasts where every single time Berts's drinking problem is brought up will he finally do something about his alcoholism lol? I used to think Joe was unfairly hard on Bert but over the years I get it the dude can be so insufferable and delusional.
Yeah.. I used to think Bert was fun and quirky. Now I think he's just an asshole.. Lol.
They don’t really care
@@samanthab1923 Maybe not all of them but Tom definitely cares. Tom and Bert really care about each other actually. They probably have one of the few actual friendships in this crew. But I think Joe did care back when they started this not so sure anymore though.The whole crew dynamic has changed Joe doesn't seem too have any really friends anymore either because of his status. They all are just his yes man nobody is real with him anymore.
Love it when they are all together. Just needs Alex Jones and Joey Diaz and heaven
I haven’t had a sip of alcohol in 370 days!
Everyone’s talking about Bert’s health, meanwhile Ari looks to be on chemo or anemic…