+Vincent LevskiFan But he doesn't philosophize , he really did complain a lot and then he wasn't a brooder. His contrasts are so very distinct and hysterical. Rich and illustrated humor. He allowed us to view ourselves as the dim witted, under nourished pimply kids of our pasts. He understands the complete use of the spoken and written language, the subtle vernacular which is frequently swept over by cold historians who would have us believe in a singular version to where there are no other probabilities - he examines truth through the language of words. In fifty years Carlin will still be relevant.
+Vincent LevskiFan Yes indeed.. a "Stand Up Philosopher" perhaps? seems like a title that has been used before (in a comedy written by another such) to refer to that particular, classical, type of comedian
Paco Val He's illustrated and the messages are loaded and loud. I saw him frequently at a club in the 70's where I was an employee and his delivery was laid back, it wasn't as quick as it had become during his latter years. During the last few years of his performances it seems as if his acts were speeding up - they were packed with so much damn good stuff - nothing was outside of his scope and nearly everything was a target. The man could not be suppressed. I miss him.
Joseph Garibaldi Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Rights can be violated, not taken away. Law is just writing. Unalienable rights are not given by a state you fucking mong. Carlin doesn’t understand the basic premise of basic human rights. He’s an arrogant dipshit and his fans worship him like a God (ironic).
George also asked where rights come from in the first place. Like money, politics, religion, and almost everything else, it was made up by humans. Also, if you drive in the northeast area near New York, there is no such thing as the Right of Way.
Example: car towed twice by city. Faught it both times and won. 1. How can i tell what 15 feet is if curb isn't marked? 2. If I'm parked a house away from where the no parking was marked...and the guy HAND WROTE his own info there (no joke) on the ticket. Yeah. Poor people apparently just pay 500.00 to get their cars back so they don't miss work. Secret: traffic court you'll be done in an hour or less.
I worked with George Carlin in the 1990s. He was a gentle man with a big heart. I'm gay. He couldn't have cared less. He loved everyone... except phonies and liars. (And, unlike Tim Allen who swore at everyone during our photo shoot, George didn't curse at anyone. He treated everyone with respect.) I miss him. Genius comic.
@Liberty AboveAllElse you are delusional if you ever think George Carlin would align himself with conservatives. He never identified himself with an American political party and was critical of politicians in general, as he thought voting was an illusion of choice, but he routinely shat on conservatives and hated them. He was an outspoken atheist who was very anti-religious, and in interviews he has specifically said that his views are left of center. Being non-pc as most comedians are does not make one "conservative". There are plenty of leftists that don't mind being offensive/saying offensive things, and conservatives like to generalize otherwise to paint them as "snowflakes". As if conservatives aren't even more sensitive on countless things, literally crying about Trump, their savior, not winning lmfao.
@M Z And here ladies and gentlemen, are the usual asinine 'thoughts' of a right wing conservative "mind". Always 30-50 years behind the rest of the human race.
Oh yeah sure, bare hand poor people can "eat" the ones with most power, of course, and we all know that the poor are poor because the rich exist, right?...
@@tbanrs strength in numbers always wins. Sure the rich have weapons, armies, etc... but what about when the soldiers switch up, or when property gets stolen? How about when hackers get into their databases and software like they do commonly now? Imagine if the government had heat from the people. If that were to happen, than the only power the rich would have would be the power they use to move their bodies. Suddenly, the nametag associated with 'their' items disappears. Basically what I'm saying is you only own something if others agree so. If the people on top fuck up and lose that agreement, than it's game over.
@@t.d.2016 yeah that's my take as well. There is a tangible meaninglessness to our existence. We live and die in vast numbers. Most people who ever existed are not known or remembered by anyone currently alive.
The best thing you can do is not give a fuck. Don’t bother with voting, don’t bother with the news. Just focus on you, yourself, and your family And that’s it! Because think about this why would you waste your life getting angry at some other social group, gender, or person that just pisses you off for no reason and you’re only pissed to relate with the rest of the crowd? You’ll be hurting yourself no reason. We live in a world where unboxing shit gets you rich and famous. That idea is utterly stupid but? Fuck it! It’s not about you it’s not pissing you off so let it go away like a really wet, flappy fart
In old England they would brand you on your hand if committed a crime. So you raise you hand to show whether or not you are a criminal. Thats where raising your hand comes from.
Simon Randall Interesting. But yeah, like, Why is it still relevant? And why in a country that enforces separation of church and state do we put our hand on the bible? Lol
"Just when these American citizens needed their rights the most, their government *took 'em away* and rights aren't rights if they can be taken away." That about sums it up.
@@vyacheslavmislovic5089 I don't get it. So you're saying the lockdowns are bad?? Should we just let hospitals get overrun and have people dying left and right then? I guess I'm fine with that if it's in America.
@@thehorse5307 ya guy, they got so over run in Sweden. Should we lock down ever cold/flu season... I guess I didnt realize our bill of rights was only there when elected officials deemed it ok. Smh. Use your head.
Conservatives are extra sensitive it’s like they always want to censor things that they don’t want to hear. Whether it’s music or movies or comedy I’m not a liberal but I tend to lean left because I believe movies can have important stories that need to be told I don’t care if there is a agenda or not Or if you say it’s propaganda The right want things to be kept quiet Not disturb But doing the right thing means disturbing the peace sometimes
lol don´t kid yourself he aged like milk! He became a sour, bitter drink that was guaranteed to upset my stomach, but god i loved him for it! There was a time when i drank a big ol glass of warm expired Carlin milk every night and lay up for ours contemplating how awful is humanity... He is sorely missed these days.
It’s not gonna happen. We need more than half the country to rise up at once to fend off the government who have the police and military in their back pockets. People are only getting arrested by the ones or twos because they went surfing on a “closed beach” or a tattoo artist who opened his shop, trying to feed his children. The China Virus is a real test of how hard Americans will let the red, white, and blue cock be jammed up their assholes as we let our temporary privileges be taken away. There’s no fire left.
Jefferson owned slaves, it’s a nice line but considering the source kind of loses it’s power. I mean how “just” was it to own other people? Dude should’ve practiced what he preached
Carlin is right. Human rights are really just privileges bestowed by nation states who have the power, money and fortitude to make them. At anytime those privileges can be rescinded by the government in power. They are a purely human construct kind of like paper money.
BlueHooloovoo He just made an observation. HUman rights movements, I'm sure know that. They just work for what they think would lead to a better society. Or whatever they think really, probably they kust get their kicks from breaking people's balls anyway.
I would tell that to all these human rights groups. And when they wanted to argue that we do have rights, I'd say, "Well, what about all those American citizens of Japanese descent in World War II that had committed no crime except being born of the wrong parents? What about their rights? If the government can take away their rights (which they did) then they can take away anyone's rights. And what about the Patriot act? Go lie to someone else. Cause I ain't buying it.
Look up on google----global truth project----click The Present. It answers all of life’s biggest questions and can turn this world right side up from the beginning of it. Nothing is more important than reading it.
Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking were pretty smart as well. Most of Georges ideas come from Sagan/Hawking. He just made them sound funny. On the shoulders of Giants.
The fact that a 70 year old man can make you laugh your head off and make you think about what he is saying says it all in my book, cheers George you were a class act.
@@rpdbu8250 You only have a right to guns that won´t be a threat to modern soldiers. Abortion is free if you pay for it. Free speech is only allowed on the street corner, where few people can hear you. The rights of the press are meaningless since the friends of the rulers owns every newspaper in the country. And as far as voting goes you are free to vote for whomever you like, out of this preselected group of candidates that has been chosen for you. These right where "under threat" long ago. We are even past "under attack". The bill of rights is already burned to ashes and now they are in the process of pissing the embers...
@The Wraith You admitted that it's influence is limited meaning like the original comment we're both replying to how has it taught you or benefitted you more in a stable congruent manner permanently meaning a timeless lesson you could tape and keep in safe keeping for your children and their children.
@The Wraith I never said "anyone" did I?the original comment you replied to meant he learnt more from Carlin then school could,"a permanent timeless lesson".
I'm a Christian. But I really like watching George not matter if I agree or not. Everyone should. If you believe on something you should also check the opposite ideas and beliefs. Peace
@alec ordway some people like you have turned atheism into a toxic cult that puts all people in the same basket, your whole purpose in life is to assault theists and offend them in any way possible, so how enlightened are you exactly?
We are all ignorant. This includes George Carlin. That's the thing about ignorance, we are ignorant of the fact. To be ignorant though, is not a bad thing. It's is an opportunity for learning. To better oneself and henceforth, the world.
Daniel D'Angelo When Joseph was sold by his brothers God delivered him to become Pharaoh's Right hand man, likely the highest social status at the time....next to the fucking Pharaoh blasphemous child with little faith
Spase Risteski I've forgotten more than you'll ever know, and I never forget anything. Carlin claimed that war was old men sending young men to die to protect their wealth, but that's wrong-- it's to get them MORE. Carlin also said that voting didn't make any difference, but that's also wrong-- it DID make a difference before Lincoln re-wrote history to transfer final power to the federal government.
For those who disliked this video, you are the reason why this country is the way it is. Believing and accepting what the U.S. govt puts in your mouth and head. Basically throwing loggs at the fire. Appreciate this man for educating you the core truth of reality during his era which lives till this day.
guthax30 I stopped filing/paying income taxes ten years ago so I don't fund the programs that give assistance to illegal border crossing people.... hahaha! fuck the government!
@Matthaeus Radium We fix it by coming together. Love your neighbor have their back and they will have yours. When enough people come together and we work together for a common goal we can beat these freaks who think they own the planet. The ONE and ONLY thing they don't expect and haven't planned for is for people to come together.
Steven A dead George Carlin would be infinitely better than anybody else we elect. Wasnt it George himself that suggested the idea of electing a dead President? *Edit*: Nope, it was Lewis Black. Regardless, I would still vote for George Carlin.
My great grandfather was a world war 2 veteran. He has this little gem. “They are only rights when men like you and me stand in the way of those who wish to take them. Rights can only remain immortal on paper. In the real world, they require fresh blood to remain upheld.”
That is similar to the Thomas Jefferson quote " The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" If we sit complacent with the way our government does things, then we will lose our rights those brave men died for.
@@prolibertate4924 Fuck you and your slave owning masters! America was born to be what it is today! From George Carlin's mouth to you: full of BULLSHIT!
@@vegas7023 America was born to be what it is today? Everyone losing their rights and being robbed by the richest in the country? What are you getting all worked up about? He quoted one of the men who created this nation's ideas of freedom and prosperity. The vile aggression in your comment let's me know all I need to know about you. Hopefully you will mature and learn other perspectives and how to not behave spoiled when people talk about things you disagree with.
*11months into a 2 week shutdown* George Carlin is yelling "i told you so" from the grave.... [the only edit is to update the number of months we've been in this hell]
@Nick West Make no mistake, its not people's fault for the most part. Carlin is right, system is actively working against people. Under capitalism major masses has only 1 main purpose - to consume watever industry is pumping out. He is kinda rude, but many things he said were spoken like true old scool communist, if you think about it. And the more time passes, the more obvoius it becomes that he got it right.
They will lie more to convict than you will to get off. Judges always believe the police testamony over a defendant or his attorney. A defense attorney has a license that can be taken away by the State which usually is the Plaintiff in criminal cases. Almost 95% of the time people make a plea bargain deal because the State overcharged for the aledged crime committed and don't want to spend more of your money to go to trial and people don't want to stay in jail for a crimes that they didn't commit.
Swearing on the Bible is stupid. Jesus himself in the Bible says not to take oaths. How stupid is it that people everywhere take an oath on a book that commands us not to take oaths?
The beauty of George Carlin is that he's able to take the every day situations and point out the absurdity of them. For me, no one can hold a candle to him. The best then and now!!
Valerie Griner There’s a million contradictions between what is taught and what is practiced. Coveting is literally the basis of most economic systems in predominately Christian countries yet is considered a sin and Jesus is also against materialism which doesn’t really jive with millionaires and billionaires now does it?
Almost nobody actually follows the rules in the bible. Its just a prop, like Carlin said, to guilt people who don't read it into doing what they're told by authorities. If someone says "do what the bible says" they're most likely just trying to scam you.
"The American Catholicism" is at minimum a joke. And they really like to disregard the New Testament whenever it gets too ""liberal"", nowadays the "catholic christians" just ignore the Pope as well, who flat out said that global warming is a man-made and most importanly, a moral issue. At it's "best", it's a political entitlement for them. Interestingly "religious rights" only mattered the last 5 decade when other rights "had to be curbed" to comply with it, but thrown out the window right the second when it's not beneficial. They only give a shit when "the rule" have to apply on someone else, which conveniently just misread enough to perfectly align with their agenda or biases. So, yeah, I can see how you can't understand as a catholic why they don't abide by the rules, but the answer is, they can't care less about their actual duty, just the act of self-righteous indignation when people fail to comply with their worldview, presented by them as a "higher truth".
@@seansecker9398 Yes, but it would be a happy joke if got rid of few things: 1) overpopulation 2) religious beliefs 3) our nature destroying energy sources.
Mr Carlin was and still is a legend. Someone who basically told it like it was and could care less if it offended anyone. Thanks for the memories George
Some behaviours just are objectively offensive you know? One doesn’t get to make it up as they go along. That’s reality I’m sorry to inform you. The most mean spirited individual can say things like this. Doesn’t mean they’re interpreting life correctly and through the prism of a clean conscience. You could be on death row saying that! Anyone could say it.
@@MarianMurphy-rz8ejyou seem to be under the impression that anyone gives a crap about your feelings or whether they offended you or not… in a way i find it kind of hilarious that people nowadays throw public tantrums whenever they get offended
To the same effect, get caught growing the "wrong" plant and you'll see that precious 2nd Amendment right and the right to vote for elected officials turn into revoked privileges.
“So god forgot a couple of things like....SLAVERY, for instance. Just fucking slipped his mind” something about that, never gets old. I don’t know if it’s the delivery or substance, it god dam its so hilarious and true
if we really had rights then ppl would have the right to walk down the street naked without getting arrested if ur not hurting anybody who cares what u do
I hate kids, keep your ugly cumbersome bastards behind that doorstep you mentioned till they are fully functioning adults please. The world and i shouldn't have to look at the result of some misfit interracial dwarf gangbang, oké?
I hate kids, keep your ugly cumbersome bastards behind that doorstep you mentioned till they are fully functioning adults please. The world and i shouldn't have to look at the result of some misfit interracial dwarf gangbang, oké?
Ppl should have the right but even if i did have the right i still wouldn't do it but for anybody else more power to them but really if it was allowed unfortunately the only ppl that would do that will be the ones you dont want to see walking down the streets naked
Humans have been treated like shit since the beginning. It takes a special kind of coward to think that American government past or present actually cares about it's citizens or even global human dignity. "the system works" because YOU got it better than others??? And THEY must be lazy or stupid??? We gotta face it. Power is a means and an end. It does not uphold human dignity. It destroys it.
@@Alex-gd3fk What decade do you live in? That happened in Stalin's soviet union and you're clueless if you think people don't "dissappear" in every single country on the planet. Hell the U.S. just straight up assassinates people on live t.v. and blames a "psycho gunman" or "terrorists" and everyone falls for it.
He is one of a handful of people I miss everyday. I had the honor and pleasure of meeting him after a concert in Framingham Massachusetts. The old Chateau D’Ville. 1983 Love ya and miss ya terribly George ✌️
@@mystdragon8530 God nor anybody during his time never used an ounce of fucking science in their lives. Apparently they couldn't even write properly judging from how poorly written the bible is. They couldn't even SPEAK properly. Have you ever seen in writing how these people talked to each other? You'd be looked at like a fucking lunatic if you spoke like that today. It sounds stupid and it doesn't make any sense, it's why it didn't carry over to today. The average high school kid would make any of them look stupid, and not even them are very smart.
A total genius, extremely eloquent, highly educated, this is far beyond comedy... the social criticism is blunt and painfully true! Absolutely great performance!!!! A real shame he’s not with us anymore
@@damonm3 I wouldn't do that. The accuracy is probably like listening to gossip stories from a teenage girl. Enough actual true facts and events to make it credible sounding, but the overall story is completely made up
Eduardo if the overall story is completely made up how is it 1% true? I would even guess the names were made up. As fictional as fiction gets. And if one can’t see it I think they’re just selling themselves what they want to believe.
Shannon Shaw some things? I don’t think there’s a shred of verifiable evidence. I think the Bible gets away with it because it is so old, and isn’t falsifiable (because nothing actually happened). There were dozens of prophets at the time in the same area. And Jesus was the most popular. Or the concept of him... Just like other religions that have millions of believers. (Some) Humans are easily convinced by feelings, want it to be true, need it to be true, or just don’t understand how to think critically.
Shannon Shaw Most story’s in the Bible are copy’s of other and much older stories. For example the Noah’s Ark fairytale is a knock off of the Epic of Gilgamesh from the Mesopotamian creation myths. From the beginning of the Bible it’s filled with inconsistencies and things that make no sense at all. The Bible states that Adam and Eve were the first people on the planet and that they had 3 sons,Cain,Able and Seth. Cain killed Able,already off to a great moral start,and very soon after that Cain got married. TO WHO? Where did this mystery chick come from? It says that later on when Adam was around 800 years old,seems logical ,that he and Eve had 2 more sons and 2 daughters so that only leaves a couple options for populating the earth which both are disgusting. Either brothers and sisters were banging one another or sons and moms/dad and daughters were. But that still leaves a huge problem as to where did the wives of Cain and Seth come from because the daughters were not born till much much later. This is only in the first 8 chapters of Genesis. The rest of the Bible is the same shit that makes absolutely no sense and characters like King David,Moses and many many others simply never existed. most biblical historians will agree that a Jesus type character existed and actually there were many of these types around at that time in the Middle East. They were most likely good men trying to live right but the son of god they weren’t. Back then before science when things were unexplainable the answer was God but now in the 21st century we have no need for Bronze Age mythology. Of course we can’t answer every question and probably never will but we have a good idea on most of them. In this day and age these myths need to be forgotten about because all it does now and has since it’s inception is create conflict,wars,death,division and the list of negative issues just keeps going. Most of Europe especially Scandinavia,Japan,China,S.Korea,Vietnam and Canada are either Atheists/Agnostic or are moving in that direction because they have figured it out. But not the good old dumbass laughing stock of the world the United States of idiots were 80% believe that the Noah’s Arc story actually happened or the 67% of ADULTS,yes ADULTS,believe in Angels and think that they are real,hi Tinkerbell tell Peter Pan I said hi and that I had to leave NeverNeverland and grow up. It’s just amazing what church indoctrination does,it’s actually mind blowing the power it has. Anyway Carlin was a genius and I learned a great deal from the man and I thank him for opening my eyes up to the bullshit around us and that I wasn’t the only one that thought that way
So... I honestly believe George Carlin was one of the most deeply spiritual people out there. Such a deep thinker. He debunks a small, infantile, stingy image of divinity. Grateful for his work.
I wish I had someone like George in my life, maybe as a teacher, wise neighbor whose son/daughter i happen to know, maybe a family member. Everyone in my everyday enviornment are an ass of drones controlled by their own superficial fairytales and beliefs. No one around me likes to think, accept reasonable ideas, talk about the BS in society or actually try to see a problem and make a difference in a problem with seeing religion as a factor of many problems. We need more people like George who can reach out to all age groups and get the people thinking. Or maybe even, *we* need to reach out together. A thousand minds can make a bigger impact than just one.
Richard C. Richard, I am fortunate to have someone like this in MY Life! he is my Father! Pops' knew all this shit years ago too, we still talk about it daily!
Richard C. Richard, I am fortunate to have someone like this in MY Life! he is my Father! Pops' knew all this shit years ago too, we still talk about it daily!
My father is actually a lot like Carlin, he can just go on for hours and hours after dinner talking about all the bullshit in our country. I'm glad I got someone like him to tell me how it really is.
Except for the Bible part. The Bible is way more than we think it is. Most people just misinterpret it take it too literally, that's how religion was born.
This man really left an impact on me only as young teen, introducing me to be a critical thinker. He is certainly missed in these crazy times. Thanks k you George.
This man is a great man. Philosophers like this should run the system, not oil, not moneyhorny dipshits. We're way too late and theres little to nothing to do about it but still it would be better.
people from the Left and the Right come and say "George would tear your presidential candidate apart" George would shit on both parties so let's be quiet with that bullshit
Absolutely true. He disliked the voting process and ALL candidates. His skit about voting is on point. He’s done private interviews where he gets a little deeper with the subject.
***** Actually things are better than they've ever been, less people are dying from war than ever before, all areas of the planet are more peaceful than ever before (except the middle east, it's basically the same), cancer treatments are more effective than ever, less people are dying from malaria, we're in the wealthiest moment in human history, etc. I wonder what you would've said if you lived in the middle of WW2 LOL, things have definitely been much worse at many different points in history.
George Carlin is not a comedian. He is one of the greatest philosophers in history.
+Vincent LevskiFan And also a comedian. He's multi-talented.
+Vincent LevskiFan But he doesn't philosophize , he really did complain a lot and then he wasn't a brooder. His contrasts are so very distinct and hysterical. Rich and illustrated humor. He allowed us to view ourselves as the dim witted, under nourished pimply kids of our pasts. He understands the complete use of the spoken and written language, the subtle vernacular which is frequently swept over by cold historians who would have us believe in a singular version to where there are no other probabilities - he examines truth through the language of words. In fifty years Carlin will still be relevant.
+Vincent LevskiFan Yes indeed.. a "Stand Up Philosopher" perhaps? seems like a title that has been used before (in a comedy written by another such) to refer to that particular, classical, type of comedian
+jn Leibniz, Spinoza and Nietzsche, and all the rest didn't make as much sense as Carlin does. Humor gets the message across quicker, too.
Paco Val He's illustrated and the messages are loaded and loud. I saw him frequently at a club in the 70's where I was an employee and his delivery was laid back, it wasn't as quick as it had become during his latter years. During the last few years of his performances it seems as if his acts were speeding up - they were packed with so much damn good stuff - nothing was outside of his scope and nearly everything was a target. The man could not be suppressed. I miss him.
"Rights aren't rights if someone can take 'em away. They're privileges, that's all we've ever had in this country..."
Well said
Joseph Garibaldi
Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Rights can be violated, not taken away. Law is just writing. Unalienable rights are not given by a state you fucking mong. Carlin doesn’t understand the basic premise of basic human rights. He’s an arrogant dipshit and his fans worship him like a God (ironic).
@@SwaggerNauts365 Snow flake hahaha
SwaggerNauts365 the funny is his fan not worship him at all, just casually watched him, unlike the Chri.....;oops , I talked too much
George also asked where rights come from in the first place. Like money, politics, religion, and almost everything else, it was made up by humans. Also, if you drive in the northeast area near New York, there is no such thing as the Right of Way.
Example: car towed twice by city. Faught it both times and won. 1. How can i tell what 15 feet is if curb isn't marked? 2. If I'm parked a house away from where the no parking was marked...and the guy HAND WROTE his own info there (no joke) on the ticket.
Yeah. Poor people apparently just pay 500.00 to get their cars back so they don't miss work. Secret: traffic court you'll be done in an hour or less.
George Carlin is like that cool uncle/grandpa you've always wanted
damm straight
He was the best conductor on Shining Time Station
The uncle you look up to because he tells you shit about the world your parents never would
Most old people are bitter. Because there Fucking done with life and its bullshit lol
My dad was like this haha it was amazing.
I worked with George Carlin in the 1990s. He was a gentle man with a big heart. I'm gay. He couldn't have cared less. He loved everyone... except phonies and liars. (And, unlike Tim Allen who swore at everyone during our photo shoot, George didn't curse at anyone. He treated everyone with respect.) I miss him. Genius comic.
That's lovely, thank you for sharing it.
Yes, thanks so much for sharing that.
@Dude Sweet Who cares?
@Liberty AboveAllElse Then why are you on a George Carlin video? He was a leftist.
@Liberty AboveAllElse you are delusional if you ever think George Carlin would align himself with conservatives. He never identified himself with an American political party and was critical of politicians in general, as he thought voting was an illusion of choice, but he routinely shat on conservatives and hated them. He was an outspoken atheist who was very anti-religious, and in interviews he has specifically said that his views are left of center. Being non-pc as most comedians are does not make one "conservative". There are plenty of leftists that don't mind being offensive/saying offensive things, and conservatives like to generalize otherwise to paint them as "snowflakes". As if conservatives aren't even more sensitive on countless things, literally crying about Trump, their savior, not winning lmfao.
1,000 years from now he'll go down as a philosopher instead of a comedian
Ha if the human race makes it
*human species
Its the same difference you moron. Human race is a substitute for human species, or human kind.
Big Bundy yeah I could see that the Aristotle of today
@M Z And here ladies and gentlemen, are the usual asinine 'thoughts' of a right wing conservative "mind". Always 30-50 years behind the rest of the human race.
GEORGE CARLIN THE WORLD NEEDS YOU BACK!
Carlin would be all over Trump, or I like to call him,"The Golden Douchebag".
Or as I saw somewhere in the comment section of some TH-cam video:
A Crotchwork Orange.
Holy shit! Could you imagine his standup in todays world? Wow! He would have endless material to work with!
@ Jake Davis lets hire some christians, they claim they can do it
[)(r[) you deserve an award
"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it." Brilliant but sadly true.
"Religion is what keeps the poor from eating the rich"
- Napoleon bonaparte
Oh yeah sure, bare hand poor people can "eat" the ones with most power, of course, and we all know that the poor are poor because the rich exist, right?...
@@tbanrs Did you forget about the French Revolution?
@@tbanrs Wtf are you even on about?
@@tbanrs strength in numbers always wins. Sure the rich have weapons, armies, etc... but what about when the soldiers switch up, or when property gets stolen? How about when hackers get into their databases and software like they do commonly now? Imagine if the government had heat from the people. If that were to happen, than the only power the rich would have would be the power they use to move their bodies. Suddenly, the nametag associated with 'their' items disappears.
Basically what I'm saying is you only own something if others agree so. If the people on top fuck up and lose that agreement, than it's game over.
Napoléon here refers to catholicism.
He puts how FUCKED we all are so eloquently.
eric t he always has.. that’s the trademark carlin...
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You mean nothing matters?
@@t.d.2016 yeah that's my take as well. There is a tangible meaninglessness to our existence. We live and die in vast numbers. Most people who ever existed are not known or remembered by anyone currently alive.
LOL
The best thing you can do is not give a fuck. Don’t bother with voting, don’t bother with the news. Just focus on you, yourself, and your family And that’s it! Because think about this why would you waste your life getting angry at some other social group, gender, or person that just pisses you off for no reason and you’re only pissed to relate with the rest of the crowd? You’ll be hurting yourself no reason. We live in a world where unboxing shit gets you rich and famous. That idea is utterly stupid but? Fuck it! It’s not about you it’s not pissing you off so let it go away like a really wet, flappy fart
In old England they would brand you on your hand if committed a crime. So you raise you hand to show whether or not you are a criminal. Thats where raising your hand comes from.
@@shanehughes740 your missing the point
@@shanehughes740 No. Whats the message you take from his words? i dont understand what you think he's trying to say?
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@@shanehughes740 wrong
Simon Randall Interesting. But yeah, like, Why is it still relevant? And why in a country that enforces separation of church and state do we put our hand on the bible? Lol
His jokes age like fine wine: they get better and better as time goes on.
Just coming off a bill burr binge. He said Carlin was 1 of of his main influences. I c it now
No kidding aa
With so much bullshit now they 100.
...and they get truer, if that’s even possible!
Green_Plant 11 seriously I didn’t appreciate him until middle age
"One group trying to control another, in other words, business as usual in America."
And the world in general. Humanity.
This is not a stand up special. This is a TED Talk
And not only America, all over the world
This is not a stand up special. This is a TED Talk
No it's not, because he actually knows what he's talking about.
@@crispybatman480 how did he miss on this one
Kysier exactly what I was going to write!
Nope, he’s not trying to sell anything or get resume filler. Can’t talk Ted anymore. It’s junk food. This is pure protein!
What's TED talk?
"Just when these American citizens needed their rights the most, their government *took 'em away* and rights aren't rights if they can be taken away."
That about sums it up.
Reminds me of Guantanamo Bay. People don't change, we just get better toys.
@@HavocLoods facts 👌🏼💯
George Carlin is a truly a man ahead of his time
Yeah thats why he is here now... but left.. because nothing changed since he left... he was RIGHT!
No he was perfectly with the times, most people around him were just way behind.
Just think of the material he'd have now? He rip the shit out of it.
Absolutely, usa is trash. Look at these lockdowns.
it could be the same material
@@vyacheslavmislovic5089 I don't get it. So you're saying the lockdowns are bad?? Should we just let hospitals get overrun and have people dying left and right then? I guess I'm fine with that if it's in America.
@@thehorse5307 ya guy, they got so over run in Sweden. Should we lock down ever cold/flu season... I guess I didnt realize our bill of rights was only there when elected officials deemed it ok. Smh. Use your head.
Conservatives are extra sensitive it’s like they always want to censor things that they don’t want to hear. Whether it’s music or movies or comedy
I’m not a liberal but I tend to lean left because I believe movies can have important stories that need to be told
I don’t care if there is a agenda or not
Or if you say it’s propaganda
The right want things to be kept quiet
Not disturb
But doing the right thing means disturbing the peace sometimes
no one has ever nailed it quite like him.
GreaterGood510 for as long as there is a universe there will be an infinite number of people who will nail it like him
@GreaterGood510 No, every once in a while there r exceptional persons around
Like Jesus to the cross
bill hicks is kinda on the same track
weedandhugs was*
George Carlin was like a fine wine. He got better with age.
And no matter how hard you try, you just cant ever find one that's the same.
"Until the wine spilt on floor"😢....Miss Him!
lol don´t kid yourself he aged like milk! He became a sour, bitter drink that was guaranteed to upset my stomach, but god i loved him for it!
There was a time when i drank a big ol glass of warm expired Carlin milk every night and lay up for ours contemplating how awful is humanity... He is sorely missed these days.
I loved George Carlin! ‘It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it’.
He sure lived it,didn't he?
"when injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson.
DCNOC1 commas are important
It’s not gonna happen. We need more than half the country to rise up at once to fend off the government who have the police and military in their back pockets. People are only getting arrested by the ones or twos because they went surfing on a “closed beach” or a tattoo artist who opened his shop, trying to feed his children. The China Virus is a real test of how hard Americans will let the red, white, and blue cock be jammed up their assholes as we let our temporary privileges be taken away. There’s no fire left.
Jefferson owned slaves, it’s a nice line but considering the source kind of loses it’s power. I mean how “just” was it to own other people? Dude should’ve practiced what he preached
I GUARANTEE all these fuckers gushing over a revolution are not saying anything about blatant, documented police brutality. The fucking irony
William Jones well this commenter was talking about not being allowed to get a haircut.
"Backwards, upside down, Chinese Bible with half the pages missing" gets me everytime XD
In braille 😂
Me too 😆
+DyReN (TheRedCyndaquil) Braille :D
Is really chinese braille different than american braille? Isn't it like 1 universal language?
+DyReN (TheRedCyndaquil) Nothing is funnier than absurd truth.
Carlin is right. Human rights are really just privileges bestowed by nation states who have the power, money and fortitude to make them. At anytime those privileges can be rescinded by the government in power. They are a purely human construct kind of like paper money.
+BlueHooloovoo Doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that. It's just an observation.
MaghoxFr
Tell that to all these human rights groups that keep harping on about it.
BlueHooloovoo He just made an observation. HUman rights movements, I'm sure know that. They just work for what they think would lead to a better society. Or whatever they think really, probably they kust get their kicks from breaking people's balls anyway.
+BlueHooloovoo Yes, right on bro!! money, law, religion, race, creed, nationality, culture....The matrix.
I would tell that to all these human rights groups. And when they wanted to argue that we do have rights, I'd say, "Well, what about all those American citizens of Japanese descent in World War II that had committed no crime except being born of the wrong parents? What about their rights? If the government can take away their rights (which they did) then they can take away anyone's rights. And what about the Patriot act? Go lie to someone else. Cause I ain't buying it.
Another Carlin monologue that fits perfectly in today's times.
They all do
? show me one that doesnt fit lmao
Visit serbia... it's even worse.
sadly so timeless still...
the only reason it fits is because nothing has changed, if anything its gotten wayyyyyy worse
As a non American I never heard of George Carlin before - and I am so sorry that I missed this for the past 36 years! What a gem for the world!!!
Good actor as well
Welcome to the fan club. Nice to have you.
If you’ve heard of Jon Stewart, Carlin is that comics main inspiration. He’s also a huge inspiration to most American comics.
"rights aren't rights if someone can take them away. they're privileges, that's all we've ever had..."
fucking right
Exactly.
No, not right. Fucking privilege
i crack up everytime i listen to George and the sad thing is everything he says is so painfully true we have to laugh otherwise we would cry
Look up on google----global truth project----click The Present. It answers all of life’s biggest questions and can turn this world right side up from the beginning of it. Nothing is more important than reading it.
that's actually the thing, remove the audience laughter and what he is saying is actually depressing af
@@charlesdavis7142 aa
Even sadder is that this doesnt happen just in the states. Its global.
@@charlesdavis7142 is this from religious point of view?
One of the most intelligent men to have shared this planet with us in our time.
true
It is sad if you belive that's true
False
Aha!
Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking were pretty smart as well. Most of Georges ideas come from Sagan/Hawking. He just made them sound funny. On the shoulders of Giants.
The fact that a 70 year old man can make you laugh your head off and make you think about what he is saying says it all in my book, cheers George you were a class act.
I wish George Carlin was still alive.
Don’t we all
I miss you jemima
H Ma don’t be talking about my aunt like that homie
Aunt Jemima If he was still alive Trump’s bullshit would’ve given him even more reason to live.
If their is a God then George wishes he was still alive too 😂
"The God excuse; The last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument."
Bam.
AaronQ1222 Pathetic you are
SmokeAlotmarij the mightily skilled green elf with a 3 foot glow stick has spoken...
Mista Middle fingers Sure, I have strong arguments to support my comment, how about you? Elfs, glowing sticks, you serious?
SmokeAlotmarij ffs man it's a joke about yoda dude
Mista Middle fingers Sorry I am watching some footage from Vegas and got pissed off :( it is all just no words :(
Love George Carlin. The last bastion of reason in this insane world.
+Malcolm Nicoll IOW you're a simplistic fuck who gets validated by an old simplistic fuck. Never confuse narcissism with introspection.
I love you too, Tom Evans
john marcey Sorry little boy, gotta wash your mouth out with soap.
Then FLUSH it.
+Tom Evans good comeback..I bow down to you ...
+Malcolm Nicoll The last? Get out of the cave, Malcolm.
"Rights aren't rights if someone can take 'em away. They're privileges"
Can't get anymore true!!
@@rpdbu8250 You only have a right to guns that won´t be a threat to modern soldiers. Abortion is free if you pay for it. Free speech is only allowed on the street corner, where few people can hear you. The rights of the press are meaningless since the friends of the rulers owns every newspaper in the country. And as far as voting goes you are free to vote for whomever you like, out of this preselected group of candidates that has been chosen for you.
These right where "under threat" long ago. We are even past "under attack". The bill of rights is already burned to ashes and now they are in the process of pissing the embers...
I learned more from Carlin than any school teacher throughout my years. His work will live on & on.
My greatest teacher is my self.
@The Wraith we both know both trigonometry and chemistry never taught you shit that actually benefitted your life.
@The Wraith You admitted that it's influence is limited meaning like the original comment we're both replying to how has it taught you or benefitted you more in a stable congruent manner permanently meaning a timeless lesson you could tape and keep in safe keeping for your children and their children.
@The Wraith I never said "anyone" did I?the original comment you replied to meant he learnt more from Carlin then school could,"a permanent timeless lesson".
@The Wraith And I asked how it benefitted you In a more stable congruent manner you didn't answer instead you attempted to twist my words.
I'm a Christian. But I really like watching George not matter if I agree or not. Everyone should. If you believe on something you should also check the opposite ideas and beliefs. Peace
Same Here.
@alec ordway you obviously haven't then you ignorant fool
@alec ordway some people like you have turned atheism into a toxic cult that puts all people in the same basket, your whole purpose in life is to assault theists and offend them in any way possible, so how enlightened are you exactly?
@@RedBaron44 wdym toxic? The other guy started calling him "ignorant" and it's the other guy's fault for saying an insult in return?
That’s why he called it a civics lesson. Btw they no longer require civics in US classrooms. Not in the agenda.
George Carlin was a visionary. He told everyone far in advance what would happen. But, people are still asleep and ignorant.
Like ppl today. We have gov wolf in pa. He issues unlawful orders! He get's his advice from richard levin. A children doctor!
Yeah, George was talking about other people, but NOT about you, right? Riiiight!
Milford Civic Yes. And he was necessary.
Everyone's too busy worried about feelings that's the only thing that matters now. Fuck facts. What a time to be alive.
We are all ignorant. This includes George Carlin.
That's the thing about ignorance, we are ignorant of the fact.
To be ignorant though, is not a bad thing. It's is an opportunity for learning. To better oneself and henceforth, the world.
"God forgot a couple of things like, Slavery! Completely just slipped his f***ing mind" lol - The "genius" of Carlin! (:
Daniel D'Angelo When Joseph was sold by his brothers God delivered him to become Pharaoh's Right hand man, likely the highest social status at the time....next to the fucking Pharaoh blasphemous child with little faith
+Google spies on you Yeah a pre-Jurassic strawman, real "genius.
If he only had a brain.
+Tom Evans He had a brain and knowledge,you have a brain but no knowledge,you can't see the differences because you don't have a knowledge.
Spase Risteski I've forgotten more than you'll ever know, and I never forget anything.
Carlin claimed that war was old men sending young men to die to protect their wealth, but that's wrong-- it's to get them MORE.
Carlin also said that voting didn't make any difference, but that's also wrong-- it DID make a difference before Lincoln re-wrote history to transfer final power to the federal government.
Tom Evans You are talking like my grandmother,how old are you?
For those who disliked this video, you are the reason why this country is the way it is. Believing and accepting what the U.S. govt puts in your mouth and head. Basically throwing loggs at the fire. Appreciate this man for educating you the core truth of reality during his era which lives till this day.
fuck America.....burn it down... it's a freak show!!
guthax30 I stopped filing/paying income taxes ten years ago so I don't fund the programs that give assistance to illegal border crossing people.... hahaha! fuck the government!
@Matthaeus Radium We fix it by coming together. Love your neighbor have their back and they will have yours. When enough people come together and we work together for a common goal we can beat these freaks who think they own the planet. The ONE and ONLY thing they don't expect and haven't planned for is for people to come together.
@@gracepierce1024 "liberals" would kill him, twice.
Yeah America is such a mess half the world want to come here.
I wish he was still alive to comment on today
Optimus Prime454....whats good never lasts....he`s was unique and his legacy never dies .
Optimus Prime454 no.. he'd want to be dead...or in a coma
Optimus Prime454 . He is alive to me, I think about what he said and apply it.
It's true and I enjoy my life more by listening to him
ERNERT COTTON ...YOU ARE RIGHT, VERY SMART
helder capela I enjoy his comedy, George Carlin and Chris Rock are the best 😁 I enjoy real life jokea & dark humor 😃
2021 and people haven't realized politicians are out for themselves
Willfully ignorant
Lookin at you, Lyin' and Flyin' Fled Cruz
Pretty sure millions of Americans were never allowed the illusion that politicians cared in the first place...
Could you believe it? They have been acting against their national interests all the time. Makes you wonder who are they working for?
Yes,the Old stolen Election bullshit!
From the Orange skinned turd and his partner in crime Murdoch!💩🤡
*"Just when these American citizens needed their rights the most... Their government took 'em away."*
Think about that, folks.
If Carlin were president I'd live in the US
Too bad he's dead...
Steven A dead George Carlin would be infinitely better than anybody else we elect. Wasnt it George himself that suggested the idea of electing a dead President?
*Edit*: Nope, it was Lewis Black. Regardless, I would still vote for George Carlin.
The Creeper I was about to say the same damn thing.
And I'm sure Lewis would serve on his Cabinet.
madmanszalinski Oh yes. That would be a fun cabinet/Presidency for sure.
The Creeper I fully agree with you- Just kind of sad that he died so early...
My great grandfather was a world war 2 veteran. He has this little gem. “They are only rights when men like you and me stand in the way of those who wish to take them. Rights can only remain immortal on paper. In the real world, they require fresh blood to remain upheld.”
Hardcore, activates my fight or flight response.
That is similar to the Thomas Jefferson quote
" The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants"
If we sit complacent with the way our government does things, then we will lose our rights those brave men died for.
@@prolibertate4924 Fuck you and your slave owning masters! America was born to be what it is today! From George Carlin's mouth to you: full of BULLSHIT!
Rights are either God given or they are just opinions. You must fight for rights given by God, but is it’s just opinion then it doesn’t matter.
@@vegas7023 America was born to be what it is today? Everyone losing their rights and being robbed by the richest in the country? What are you getting all worked up about? He quoted one of the men who created this nation's ideas of freedom and prosperity.
The vile aggression in your comment let's me know all I need to know about you. Hopefully you will mature and learn other perspectives and how to not behave spoiled when people talk about things you disagree with.
*11months into a 2 week shutdown* George Carlin is yelling "i told you so" from the grave.... [the only edit is to update the number of months we've been in this hell]
The late great George Carlin 👏👏👏
Went right over your head didn't it Dave?
@Nick West this makes me wonder what country are you from. That kind of thinking is too complicated for most americans.
@Nick West Make no mistake, its not people's fault for the most part. Carlin is right, system is actively working against people. Under capitalism major masses has only 1 main purpose - to consume watever industry is pumping out. He is kinda rude, but many things he said were spoken like true old scool communist, if you think about it. And the more time passes, the more obvoius it becomes that he got it right.
I mean, your silly country could have just done what Japan did;
Universal Mask Policy.
GASP.
Maybe my parents weren't very attentive but.... I grew up with this old fucker. He was my idol!
this dead fucker, perhaps?
Well, if you want to get technical about it - yeah :)
well the atoms that made us are billions of years old, so we're all ancient
SJWs is what happened...
Zen Madster. Not the best of parents for sure.
The only Rights you have are...
Right this way! 👉🏻
I like you. That was clever.
@@Cosmic_God_Particals Well, he is quoting George Carlin!!!
In to the eternal camp......enjoy.....
3:55
The police lie in court
Carlin was a humours activist telling truths to help society
They will lie more to convict than you will to get off. Judges always believe the police testamony over a defendant or his attorney. A defense attorney has a license that can be taken away by the State which usually is the Plaintiff in criminal cases. Almost 95% of the time people make a plea bargain deal because the State overcharged for the aledged crime committed and don't want to spend more of your money to go to trial and people don't want to stay in jail for a crimes that they didn't commit.
George was an observer of mankind. And told it like it is.
And like it will be his skits from40 yrs ago hold more true today as it did back then
George was a stark realist and truth-teller.
This is the most enlightening piece of his material. We'll forever miss him.
I have to watch Carlin when I'm beyond pissed at everything. The best therapy!!!
Jay Torr I know right, me too! George Carlin is the best!
Yeah, also for reminders. Hard to get his quotes out of my head.
Fuckong a
Jay........you let your true colors show.
That is Carlin. He and his followers hate everything. What a way to go thru life.
@@stressbelden4478 better than Belden up Stress in silence our whole lives lmao
Swearing on the Bible is stupid. Jesus himself in the Bible says not to take oaths. How stupid is it that people everywhere take an oath on a book that commands us not to take oaths?
So thats what Jesus said? What a crock of shit.
nice
Like how they believe Jesus is God when he is not God.
Hu Chay
What are you made of?
@@777Ryank Mud, duh!
The beauty of George Carlin is that he's able to take the every day situations and point out the absurdity of them. For me, no one can hold a candle to him. The best then and now!!
The weird thing is....the Bible warns NOT to SWEAR any OATHS...so why do they do it?
Valerie Griner There’s a million contradictions between what is taught and what is practiced. Coveting is literally the basis of most economic systems in predominately Christian countries yet is considered a sin and Jesus is also against materialism which doesn’t really jive with millionaires and billionaires now does it?
The bible says NOT TO PROMISE OR SWEAR. That's the Catholics
Yeah it’s to manipulate people so technically they’re using it correctly
Almost nobody actually follows the rules in the bible. Its just a prop, like Carlin said, to guilt people who don't read it into doing what they're told by authorities. If someone says "do what the bible says" they're most likely just trying to scam you.
"The American Catholicism" is at minimum a joke. And they really like to disregard the New Testament whenever it gets too ""liberal"", nowadays the "catholic christians" just ignore the Pope as well, who flat out said that global warming is a man-made and most importanly, a moral issue.
At it's "best", it's a political entitlement for them. Interestingly "religious rights" only mattered the last 5 decade when other rights "had to be curbed" to comply with it, but thrown out the window right the second when it's not beneficial. They only give a shit when "the rule" have to apply on someone else, which conveniently just misread enough to perfectly align with their agenda or biases.
So, yeah, I can see how you can't understand as a catholic why they don't abide by the rules, but the answer is, they can't care less about their actual duty, just the act of self-righteous indignation when people fail to comply with their worldview, presented by them as a "higher truth".
I choked on my doritos when he said "what's my mother going do? Come up and haunt" xD I missed this guy so much
Lmao.
He doesn't know" MY" mother...lol ( well, didn't)
“Swearing on the Bible: does God really care what hand you use?” 😂
ALLY S ‘quote from video’ 😂
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the fuck is it your fucking business and dont psychedelics got more to say than you?
"What kind of a fucking goddamn God-given deal is that?" must be one of the best lines ever.
This isn't a comedian, this is a teacher, giving us life lessons one after another and eventually telling one joke or two
Yep! That's why I like him!
No one is perfect but Carlin comes close in sooo many ways.
He is both
The world is the joke
@@seansecker9398 Yes, but it would be a happy joke if got rid of few things: 1) overpopulation 2) religious beliefs 3) our nature destroying energy sources.
George Carlin, the greatest comedian and philosopher in modern times.
If I swear to God that I am not lying in court, then I would be lying about believing in God. So how can I be trustworthy at all?
awesomesauce!
BeautifulNature
It's just a tradition. Even a simpleton could understand that.
Don't overthink it sweetheart... those goldilocks maybe fall out.
canefan17
I don't give a fuck about tradition and I don't have to do it.
BeautifulNature with that beautiful face, as far as I'm concerned, you can get away with anything.
canefan17 Yes, offending someone for no apparent reason, because why not. You're an idiot.
Mr Carlin was and still is a legend. Someone who basically told it like it was and could care less if it offended anyone.
Thanks for the memories George
It's easy to attack people who allow themselves to be attacked. It is also easy to speak broadly
This made me realize that I've never looked up "Wikipedia" on Wikipedia.
u mean sh**tipedia ?
Damn❤
@Szilárd Maku What's wrong with correcting misinformation?
@@ohwellwhateverr not misinformation but zionist "interpretations" as part of their information campaigns
sadly i havent done so until you mentioned it 😂
George Carlin got much better jokes as he got older! He's my favorite comedian.
Carlin never died. He just started lifting weights, eating more and he became Mike on Breaking Bad.
flor wast he's screaming up at us lol this is coming from a christain
you`re fucking right.....he`s a legend and never will die.
The scary part where they're both 5'9" look it Up!
Brilliant
Gareth M .....fucking brilliant all right !
We need more people like this because he called it like it was is. Society has gotten so soft that we can't laugh about anything.
"Is this hand shit really important?"
- George Carlin, asking the tough questions
He was awake and aware and tried to wake up the masses with his comedy.
Unfortunately it hasn't worked or at least on a mass scale anyways
Wait, are you saying he was woke?
The greatest.. it's so sad that we have so few realistic thinking people, and now even one less. Miss you George.
Holy shit, Election Day 2024 and this man is still as relevant as ever!
"You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive"
doesnt work out that way thats now my fucking reality fucking shit mist
Some behaviours just are objectively offensive you know? One doesn’t get to make it up as they go along. That’s reality I’m sorry to inform you. The most mean spirited individual can say things like this. Doesn’t mean they’re interpreting life correctly and through the prism of a clean conscience. You could be on death row saying that! Anyone could say it.
@@MarianMurphy-rz8ejyou seem to be under the impression that anyone gives a crap about your feelings or whether they offended you or not… in a way i find it kind of hilarious that people nowadays throw public tantrums whenever they get offended
I sure miss George Carlin!
Wow, he even knew about the plights of Japanese Americans during WW2. Respect!
That's because he was alive during that period and witnessed it...
+Kaleb Sagehorn
A surprising amount of Americans
To the same effect, get caught growing the "wrong" plant and you'll see that precious 2nd Amendment right and the right to vote for elected officials turn into revoked privileges.
Only mind altering drugs that are making pharm companies money.
many people do, but that was also almost 80 years ago...nothing comparative has happened since.
“So god forgot a couple of things like....SLAVERY, for instance. Just fucking slipped his mind” something about that, never gets old. I don’t know if it’s the delivery or substance, it god dam its so hilarious and true
if we really had rights then ppl would have the right to walk down the street naked without getting arrested if ur not hurting anybody who cares what u do
Your rights end where mine begin, i don't want my kids or myself seeing you naked on the streets. your right ends on your doorstep.
I hate kids, keep your ugly cumbersome bastards behind that doorstep you mentioned till they are fully functioning adults please. The world and i shouldn't have to look at the result of some misfit interracial dwarf gangbang, oké?
I hate kids, keep your ugly cumbersome bastards behind that doorstep you mentioned till they are fully functioning adults please. The world and i shouldn't have to look at the result of some misfit interracial dwarf gangbang, oké?
this old perv just want to walk past your kids bus stop with his balls out what's wrong with that?
Ppl should have the right but even if i did have the right i still wouldn't do it but for anybody else more power to them but really if it was allowed unfortunately the only ppl that would do that will be the ones you dont want to see walking down the streets naked
He was always telling us the Truth!! RIP George. He was a good kind soul.
"if the government can give you rights they can take it away" One of the best quotes ever.
Yes and it's true!
Except governments don't grant rights. They never have.
Everyday I feel like I really need George Carlin’ in my life. But he’s in my everyday life.
This guy really help me to see people differently. He is on point with everything he say about people in general.
People get all butthurt when somebody points out the fallacy behind their "rights."
openskies11 like you, l
openskies11 its better than living in Russia where your whole family dissapears if you show any sign of discontent with the government
Humans have been treated like shit since the beginning. It takes a special kind of coward to think that American government past or present actually cares about it's citizens or even global human dignity. "the system works" because YOU got it better than others??? And THEY must be lazy or stupid??? We gotta face it. Power is a means and an end. It does not uphold human dignity. It destroys it.
@@Alex-gd3fk
What decade do you live in? That happened in Stalin's soviet union and you're clueless if you think people don't "dissappear" in every single country on the planet. Hell the U.S. just straight up assassinates people on live t.v. and blames a "psycho gunman" or "terrorists" and everyone falls for it.
@@54356776 lmao you're insane. Thank you for reviving a 7 month old conversation no one gives a fuck about. Never talk to me again, goodnight.
He is one of a handful of people I miss everyday.
I had the honor and pleasure of meeting him after a concert in Framingham Massachusetts.
The old Chateau D’Ville. 1983
Love ya and miss ya terribly George ✌️
"Keeping it and expanding it" those are the key words about the government power right there.
“Get fuckin real” ... Words to live by
George Carlin was a real veteran of Truth...
A real rebel against the Status quo!!!
Rest in peace...
"The God excuse: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. Anything we can't explain must've come from God."
Jason Gent ...Said Thomas’s driver.
I think if you read the book you would see you are in it.
God is the beginning of all knowledge. He is the only refuge and all logic and science comes from him...that’s why he is called the truth.
@@mystdragon8530 Hahahahahahahahaa
@@mystdragon8530 God nor anybody during his time never used an ounce of fucking science in their lives. Apparently they couldn't even write properly judging from how poorly written the bible is. They couldn't even SPEAK properly. Have you ever seen in writing how these people talked to each other? You'd be looked at like a fucking lunatic if you spoke like that today. It sounds stupid and it doesn't make any sense, it's why it didn't carry over to today. The average high school kid would make any of them look stupid, and not even them are very smart.
A total genius, extremely eloquent, highly educated, this is far beyond
comedy... the social criticism is blunt and painfully true! Absolutely
great performance!!!! A real shame he’s not with us anymore
He’s in hell with the devil now.
"I'll tell you about as much truth as the people who wrote that Bible". Facts
There are almost no facts in the Bible. I would bet my life the stories are less than 5% true
@@damonm3 I wouldn't do that. The accuracy is probably like listening to gossip stories from a teenage girl. Enough actual true facts and events to make it credible sounding, but the overall story is completely made up
Eduardo if the overall story is completely made up how is it 1% true? I would even guess the names were made up. As fictional as fiction gets. And if one can’t see it I think they’re just selling themselves what they want to believe.
Shannon Shaw some things? I don’t think there’s a shred of verifiable evidence. I think the Bible gets away with it because it is so old, and isn’t falsifiable (because nothing actually happened). There were dozens of prophets at the time in the same area. And Jesus was the most popular. Or the concept of him... Just like other religions that have millions of believers. (Some) Humans are easily convinced by feelings, want it to be true, need it to be true, or just don’t understand how to think critically.
Shannon Shaw Most story’s in the Bible are copy’s of other and much older stories. For example the Noah’s Ark fairytale is a knock off of the Epic of Gilgamesh from the Mesopotamian creation myths. From the beginning of the Bible it’s filled with inconsistencies and things that make no sense at all. The Bible states that Adam and Eve were the first people on the planet and that they had 3 sons,Cain,Able and Seth. Cain killed Able,already off to a great moral start,and very soon after that Cain got married. TO WHO? Where did this mystery chick come from? It says that later on when Adam was around 800 years old,seems logical ,that he and Eve had 2 more sons and 2 daughters so that only leaves a couple options for populating the earth which both are disgusting. Either brothers and sisters were banging one another or sons and moms/dad and daughters were. But that still leaves a huge problem as to where did the wives of Cain and Seth come from because the daughters were not born till much much later. This is only in the first 8 chapters of Genesis. The rest of the Bible is the same shit that makes absolutely no sense and characters like King David,Moses and many many others simply never existed. most biblical historians will agree that a Jesus type character existed and actually there were many of these types around at that time in the Middle East. They were most likely good men trying to live right but the son of god they weren’t. Back then before science when things were unexplainable the answer was God but now in the 21st century we have no need for Bronze Age mythology. Of course we can’t answer every question and probably never will but we have a good idea on most of them. In this day and age these myths need to be forgotten about because all it does now and has since it’s inception is create conflict,wars,death,division and the list of negative issues just keeps going. Most of Europe especially Scandinavia,Japan,China,S.Korea,Vietnam and Canada are either Atheists/Agnostic or are moving in that direction because they have figured it out. But not the good old dumbass laughing stock of the world the United States of idiots were 80% believe that the Noah’s Arc story actually happened or the 67% of ADULTS,yes ADULTS,believe in Angels and think that they are real,hi Tinkerbell tell Peter Pan I said hi and that I had to leave NeverNeverland and grow up. It’s just amazing what church indoctrination does,it’s actually mind blowing the power it has. Anyway Carlin was a genius and I learned a great deal from the man and I thank him for opening my eyes up to the bullshit around us and that I wasn’t the only one that thought that way
THE GREATEST AMERICAN WHO EVER FUCKING LIVED
Highly doubt it
+Eric Huckaby fuck your doubt
this guy and Bill Hicks were the only comedians offering us use of our brains
Don't forget Lenny Bruce . . . Carlin would not have been Carlin without the influence of that brilliant man
"american"? Since when a jew is American?????
So... I honestly believe George Carlin was one of the most deeply spiritual people out there. Such a deep thinker. He debunks a small, infantile, stingy image of divinity. Grateful for his work.
Spiritual and not religious is good.
We need more people like george in the world, R.I.P. George
I wish I had someone like George in my life, maybe as a teacher, wise neighbor whose son/daughter i happen to know, maybe a family member. Everyone in my everyday enviornment are an ass of drones controlled by their own superficial fairytales and beliefs. No one around me likes to think, accept reasonable ideas, talk about the BS in society or actually try to see a problem and make a difference in a problem with seeing religion as a factor of many problems. We need more people like George who can reach out to all age groups and get the people thinking. Or maybe even, *we* need to reach out together. A thousand minds can make a bigger impact than just one.
Richard C. Richard, I am fortunate to have someone like this in MY Life! he is my Father! Pops' knew all this shit years ago too, we still talk about it daily!
Richard C. Richard, I am fortunate to have someone like this in MY Life! he is my Father! Pops' knew all this shit years ago too, we still talk about it daily!
AZRacer2000 you must consider yourself fortunate that you remember everything twice.
Richard C. People don't speak up cause they will be called 'radicals" or "crazy" when it's crazy to let the BS just keep coming!
My father is actually a lot like Carlin, he can just go on for hours and hours after dinner talking about all the bullshit in our country. I'm glad I got someone like him to tell me how it really is.
Carlin was the greatest. RIP
He hated stupid phrases like that.
Are you american?
"You don't have rights in this country you have temporary privelages" Wow. So true.
In today's day an age, I sure wish George was alive he'd have so much material to work with. Long live his message! Thank you Mr. Carlin!
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this aint no comedy.its the reality
Roy Emmanuel reality is a baaaaad joke
Except for the Bible part. The Bible is way more than we think it is. Most people just misinterpret it take it too literally, that's how religion was born.
This man really left an impact on me only as young teen, introducing me to be a critical thinker. He is certainly missed in these crazy times. Thanks k you George.
This man's a prophet speaking to us through comedy. RIP George Carlin.
Please no
The joke about the Bible being America's favorite theatrical prop is relevant again after Trump's recent photo opt.
HAHAH YES
I was thinking that same thing
Same thought here. 😂
What he really meant to say was Pelosi's Recent Photo Op
Yeo
George was a brilliant man, the world needs more like him! I am so glad we had him for this short time.
@Know One woah chill bro
This man is a great man.
Philosophers like this should run the system, not oil, not moneyhorny dipshits.
We're way too late and theres little to nothing to do about it but still it would be better.
people from the Left and the Right come and say "George would tear your presidential candidate apart" George would shit on both parties so let's be quiet with that bullshit
Absolutely true. He disliked the voting process and ALL candidates. His skit about voting is on point. He’s done private interviews where he gets a little deeper with the subject.
He hit the nail on the head about law enforcement.
He is so ahead of his time. It took It took me years to see what's really going on. He is brilliant.
No ... He was aware of his time unlike the rest of us..
@@mike24819 thank youuuu
When you swear on the bible, you're swearing on a book full of lies to tell the truth. How ironic is that?
its a pretty shitty system man...
its masonic ritual
Lol I've never thought of it like that
+Bill Onney you must be fun at parties. how's that closet looking from the inside??
*****
Actually things are better than they've ever been, less people are dying from war than ever before, all areas of the planet are more peaceful than ever before (except the middle east, it's basically the same), cancer treatments are more effective than ever, less people are dying from malaria, we're in the wealthiest moment in human history, etc.
I wonder what you would've said if you lived in the middle of WW2 LOL, things have definitely been much worse at many different points in history.