My gran was an elementary school teacher in Texas. On her first day at a new school she starts taking attendance. And several kids were not present for the first few days. Because she was looking for Jesus (Gee-zus)s in a rural farming community in Texas. She didn't know it was pronounced Jesus (Hey-sous).
I made the mistake of taking a bite of my dinner and sip of my drink as he talked about the noodle through the nose! I ended up spewing my dinner!😂 Way too funny!
My friend's dad was a Memphis motorcycle cop in his younger days. Before he retired, he pulled a young lady over late one night and asked for the usual, DL and registration. When he read her name, he scratched his head and pronounced it Pajama, the way it was written. She got all huffy and said, "It's Pajama!". She pronounced it PA-juh-mah. Now, how in the hell was he supposed to know that!?! LOL
Lmao I was born in 88 & you made me realize i know a ton of Ambers & not a single one younger is than me lol I think mine is exclusively one decade too.. i know a few Lacey’s and all of us are the same age or they’re 1-2 years older lol crazy..
Judith and Goliath.😂😂😂😂😂 Who named, I want to know. They must be new Christians because they haven't got to that part of the Bible! I love this guy he's hilarious
I knew a girl named Delilah, she would break all of her boyfriend’s hearts. A lot of which were my friends and I’m like what do you expect, go read the Bible 😂🤦🏽♀️
heh, Jimmy Neutron? more like Beavis or butthead, he even sounds like them. no disrespect, i just think it's amazing. if someone makes a live action movie of Beavis and Butthead this guy would do an amazing job. any ways he is an entertaining fellow though 👍
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His laugh is very contagious!
Too adorable!😊
I love his giggle laugh
John: "Just name your kid something normal".
Some Millennial: "This is my kid Normal".
John is reminding me of Ray Romano in this standup. Love it❤!
My gran was an elementary school teacher in Texas. On her first day at a new school she starts taking attendance. And several kids were not present for the first few days. Because she was looking for Jesus (Gee-zus)s in a rural farming community in Texas. She didn't know it was pronounced Jesus (Hey-sous).
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John, your joke about seeing a football fan in another Raiders Jersy and thinking, "Oh good, another Juan in the crowd." Truly priceless 😆
I have not Laughed that Hard for a Very Long Time, Thank You!!!
I made the mistake of taking a bite of my dinner and sip of my drink as he talked about the noodle through the nose! I ended up spewing my dinner!😂 Way too funny!
I work in medical. The amount of baby boys being named Messiah, oh my.
Oh no! 😮😮😮😮
WOW
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That is appalling 😮
Hilarious...really well timed smart set
2015 highlights... Love it!
Hey John , how about a girl name Jezebel 😂😂😂
Hey, my son's name is Caleb lol. Lost out in basketball high school
So, here's me, the buzz kill: Mud slides happen in California, too.
I can't believe you said that about an Amber. I have never heard that, but it's true
My friend's dad was a Memphis motorcycle cop in his younger days. Before he retired, he pulled a young lady over late one night and asked for the usual, DL and registration. When he read her name, he scratched his head and pronounced it Pajama, the way it was written. She got all huffy and said, "It's Pajama!". She pronounced it PA-juh-mah. Now, how in the hell was he supposed to know that!?! LOL
Your jokes are hilarious! Spoken like a true Canadian 🇨🇦 lol
I lived in Atlanta GA. You do Not want to end up in DeKalb county Jail !!!
18:20, Irish Car Bomb time. Hahahahahahahaha 😂!!!
*Amber is only from a certain generation :-) she had to be born in the 80s
Lmao I was born in 88 & you made me realize i know a ton of Ambers & not a single one younger is than me lol I think mine is exclusively one decade too.. i know a few Lacey’s and all of us are the same age or they’re 1-2 years older lol crazy..
Judith and Goliath.😂😂😂😂😂 Who named, I want to know. They must be new Christians because they haven't got to that part of the Bible! I love this guy he's hilarious
I knew a girl named Delilah, she would break all of her boyfriend’s hearts. A lot of which were my friends and I’m like what do you expect, go read the Bible 😂🤦🏽♀️
Hurricane is a popular drink in New Orleans.
And they're damn good! Love that Louisiana hospitality! New Orleans (pronounced as one word) at night is the best.
Pat O'Brien's!!!
The real Christians are judging you right now 😂
One thing that stuck was someone comparing you to Jimmy Neutron. Hilarious!
Watrisse 😂😂
The fact that this comment has a Google translate button next to it... lmao!
My friend named her baby JAYL ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉 JAIL ⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Does that mean limitless collect calls?
Im so distracted by his clean face
My gfs name is Amber... im still laughing 😂😂😂
LoL, Amber alert......
Giving his tithe to Chick-fil-A lololol
Burlington coat factory😂😂😂
My fav special of John crist 💯
My son's name is Cody James, and I guarantee you he's not the Cody you're talking about. 🤺🤣
Right?! I don't know any guys named Cody who fit that stereotype. Around here those are the farm boys, who you probably wouldn't want mess with!
I met Amber, she is Cray Cray 😂!!!
Was this before the Johnny Depp fiasco? "Ambers are always CRAZY!"
lol my nephews name is Cody and trust me he’s a cowboy and cowboys don’t play. Lol
John, don't ever shave your face again, lol.
Agree.. lol
I think he looks great clean shaven.
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@@kellywills346I barely even recognized him without the facial hair.
@@kellywills346
I totally agree!
Be very careful. Staying the word! LA iss not the most positive environment. Stay in the word!!!
This is from 2015 right?
You are in LA. Of course they come at you with a bro code! Next thing you know, you'll be in San Fran. 😬😲😳
“Nah, I didn’t like this one, I’m gonna wait for the next one”
😅😅😅
👣💅 U go dude !
Its true Amber's are crazy
I love all his specials but this on ... Wasnt bad but...
I agree.
This was 2015...Just getting warmed up lol
@@aaliyahq7360 oh so he definitely got better
At my high school we had brothers Jesus and Angel.
One of my brothers childhood friends was named John Crist how fun is that?
heh, Jimmy Neutron? more like Beavis or butthead, he even sounds like them.
no disrespect, i just think it's amazing.
if someone makes a live action movie of Beavis and Butthead this guy would do an amazing job.
any ways he is an entertaining fellow though 👍
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BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY🤣🤣
I like you clean shaven. You look younger.
He was younger. This was almost 10 years ago.
John is cute af
Judas and Cain would have hit better.
Not him making jokes about the whitest names, when his name is John. 🛑 But we'll keep laughing.
He was better when he was younger seems just a little slower now anyway check out his younger videos
This video is from 2015.
❤ the boy says my name is Johnny and it might be a sin but I'll take your bet you're going to regret cuz I'm the best that's ever been
Least fav comedy for this guy. Don’t know what happened or changed but I am not impressed
This was filmed in 2015
Careful! "Ghetto?" GOD said talk less , listen more. Think! John you must think, before speaking. Believers, are empathetic! Considerate!
J Crist is kinda weird.
Is this recent?
I think it from 2015
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