Who Old Are You? -- DONG

The Curiosity Box: www.curiositybox.com/
**Click "SHOW MORE" for links to DONGs**
Nooo.com (0:03)
www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Who Old Are You (0:24)
www.informationisbeautiful.net...
Museum of Conceptual Art (0:42)
www.museumofconceptualart.com/...
Wait but Why (0:52)
waitbutwhy.com/2014/05/life-w...
Premier Magazine (1:38)
www.primermagazine.com/2016/li...
Brain Anatomy (1:45)
www.koshland-science-museum.o...
Brain Tree (1:51)
demo.marpi.pl/braintree/webca...
Word Association (2:10)
www.wordassociation.org/
Degrees of Wikipedia (2:38)
degreesofwikipedia.com
City Extremes (2:59)
cityextremes.com/city.php?cn=U...
Trigon (3:18)
trigon.frvr.com/
Jump Ball (3:35)
jumpball.io/
**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Written and edited by
Hannah Canetti
(www.howtohannah.com)
VFX by
Eric Langlay
( / ericlanglay )
Music by Jake Chudnow
( / jakechudnow )
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3

[@DudeManGuy]

I used to think that Michael was the normal one...
I was wrong...

[@TurboZarya]

DudeManGuy None of them are normal.

[@Todesnuss]

Actually Michael is the least normal one.

[@Im_Just_A_Dreamer]

But what IS normal, and how does it taste?

[@personalizedroaches3653]

DudeManGuy But where are your fingers?

[@vplusultra]

*_I T S G O N E S T A L E_*

[@dingsauce]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@Ronit1302]

DONG no, yes !

[@donnyhaasnoot9388]

dot com.

[@sawyerfiglow3649]

DONG NO

[@AllisimaProductions]

.com

[@SezzesStuff]

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss . com

[@ZeroSTF]

His reaction to the pancake beeing stale is unhuman

[@broddajanes6910]

You really think Michael is human?
heh...no.
he's more...much more than that.

[@anrylstudios]

@@broddajanes6910 He practically INVENTED "whomst'd've".

[@HowardSkub]

I loved it

[@olithompson1358]

This channel always has the weirdest intros and I love it.

[@luiscarloscerda4573]

Watch TheMaoiSha, then you can talk about weird intros

[@miladsammouh4741]

Oli Thompson Go to a channel called Superjombombo, then click on any video, watch the first five seconds, then pause. Go into another video and do the same.
Now we talkin 'bout weird intros, huh? ;)

[@Angel_Underscore]

charly torres isnt he the spanish rubiks cube guy with a stuffed bird pet?

[@luiscarloscerda4573]

Yeah, that is him, but i thought it was a fish, "cubo pez" idk

[@ujjvalkulkarni1833]

.com

[@Philip924]

"Keep your Dong reservoirs fresh"

[@ddoubledee7326]

Philip Olsson
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@francescominnocci]

Philip Olsson love it when vsauce is so creative

[@andyli1890]

Micheal "It'S gOnE sTaLe"
Me: *in the same voice* yEeEaAaHh!

[@toxicturtle9077]

Your profile picture fits that sentence too well...

[@rodrigoluunaa]

keep your MEME resovoirs fresh

[@Cec1nator]

*ougah*
it's gone stale!
that 'ougah' sounds like a ytp sound

[@Melphisto_]

NANIIIIIIII

[@Max300029]

Sparkly Prince MASAKA??

[@ElektrikPichuZ]

stale memes

[@Cec1nator]

Sparkly Prince is that from the meme in japonese?
Omae wa mo shideiu?
weaboo pls

[@OltsuSuomesta]

It sounds like SrPelo.

[@ot2081]

eAuGhwAAA??? iT's gOnE sTaLe???

[@invisi.]

soft and moist pancake

[@ColHogan-le5yk]

Rather unlike your name

[@gedemartha9534]

i came to comment sectiom for this

[@gabejohnson4535]

me too

[@vketchup1316]

soft and moist keep your dong reservoirs clean

[@Cameron-uu6bs]

3:53

[@birdwife589]

I T S G O N E S T A L E

[@ramenchild5165]

lol

[@gibbyace5077]

KEEP YOUR DONG FRESH!

[@nickolaszuliy184]

*tim allen noise*

[@lead2546]

Put into video format at ?v=Ig_YTSJ3QFY, use it to react to old memez.

[@thesandvitchman1234]

3:53 looks like its time to get down with the sickness

[@pandoxyy]

that sandvitchman man the best comment in the comment section right here.

[@MrStarman926]

that sandvitchman man OooWAHH?

[@sentryslayer16]

*looks of appreciation almost to the point of tears and clapping volume rapidly starts growing*

[@harrypotamus4968]

Oowah-ah-ah-ah?

[@moregasfreeman7512]

Omg! xD

[@ironzingotz]

"Before your dongs get stale"
-Michael

[@YouCheekyMinx69]

hi u ok How does one prevent their dong from going stale?

[@PtaszekZPtasiegoMleczka]

Keep your dong reservoirs fresh

[@WingmanSR]

Daily stretching exercises, literal stretching.

[@wolfstar3883]

Hi, Mr. Clean.

[@qes2000]

all his exposure to idubbbz and h3h3 has made micheal a meme lord himself

[@Rubycek]

watch "Michael revealed", he was meme-lord long before dubbz and h3 even started with YT

[@sammackinnon7346]

SinIncarnate just look up pooplicker888 it's his old channel

[@Spiderslay3r]

Ever since Michael started hanging out with Idubbbz and Ethan, he's never been the same...

[@Nintenrock]

Spiderslay3r Ever since he left that isolation room tho

[@Jitterskull]

Did he hang with iddubz? Proof please

[@Spiderslay3r]

"Comedians" on Hoverboards Getting Chicken McNuggets - Michael (Vsauce)

[@mockman100k]

He's always been like that. Watch his first listed videos on Vsauce

[@titobobby5511]

Spiderslay3r I like the change

[@adamstetler8838]

Can't wait until Dolan Dark gets ahold of this one.

[@lefterikapnisakis7038]

You mean grandayy

[@throatychunk]

I know what you're talking about, but I see millions of other opportunities.

[@jasonnimneil]

That pancake gag was unexpected.

[@Ralesigh]

Whenever Michael just sits there completely still and silent, I usually freeze too, and stop breathing until he continues.
Like if you do that too. I hope I'm not the only one...

[@camelat7228]

Ralesigh Puffles ッ he's weirdly intimidating

[@idot3331]

If I could choose who I was murdered by it would definitely be Michael

[@KishoreShenoy1994]

0:40
Sistine chapel?
What happened to the other fifteen chapels?

[@cmoo7053]

Kishore Shenoy almost

[@fishum6483]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAHAHA. funny.

[@paytonpp5549]

Goddamn it

[@namahecc]

Kishore Shenoy I understand that reference.

[@migrated4568]

Goodnight everybody!

[@vrostar]

3:53 When she get youuuuuuuuhhhhhh boneless pizza

[@tapeeater1553]

"Yes our pizza is boneless."
PizzaHut™ 2017

[@claude5746]

This is gonna be a new meme

[@francescominnocci]

tita74no right abababa

[@edgeisloveedgeislife5439]

michael is already a meme, just go to dolan darker's channel and you'll see that more than 200k people think he's a living meme.

[@asaf848]

mabye a atom of carbon 14 just decayd ?

[@gypsyfeedback6573]

I thought the same thing

[@sir.bantalot5854]

Yeah I saw a few meme worthy moments in this video

[@BIGWUNuvDbunch]

EAUWAHHHHHH? It's gone STALE

[@McHeisenburger]

.com

[@blakebauman6374]

Okay, Now he is just asking to be a meme.

[@irgslayer]

Someone make an earrape out of the pancake part

[@ciarfah]

Ben Kemp y E s

[@mattjw16]

@2019 Chevrolet Equinox
.com

[@QS1597]

Done. th-cam.com/video/zVmpv33sWFU/w-d-xo.html

[@Hebgry]

QuickScope1597 bro it literally took 2 years to bass boost a 10 second clip

[@QS1597]

HenryPrime lol someone had to do it some time

[@mattbeste6627]

1:24
Why is no one talking about this part?

[@alejandroinc9575]

You talking about it

[@cihloun]

​@@alejandroinc9575or is he?

[@Color_Splsh]

huwah!!? ITS GONE STALE!!

[@fTripleSharp]

4:13 Somebody should make a meme out of this.

[@krosbeltmaster]

I can feel a new meme coming, Dolan Dark...

[@FewVidsJustComments]

same. 0:00
Yes? *giggle* Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(+ oo more o's)ooo.com

[@ciarfah]

B.J. Hubbard More like 3:53 ;)

[@Madnessj]

guess what
*HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE*

[@Kn1cknackz0]

I love the new style DONG videos. They're a lot quirkier and it's a lot of fun

[@equalibrium7037]

0:03 when you think it’s Friday but it’s actually Thursday

[@r4ndomstuff]

.com

[@duncanthacker5074]

UUUwah

[@Whovian1029]

This is one of the best intros of any DONG episode

[@MrMissionkid]

DONG this is great thanks! incedentally I bought the my life in weeks callender by wait but why, I love it. one problem though, there aren't 52 weeks in a year.

[@marsiepann]

3:53 he becomes jimmy neutron

[@QuarticSurge]

I can't for the beginning of this video to become a meme

[@averytaylor7823]

You can't what?

[@lander9194]

1:25

[@lmao.3661]

3:53

[@AgentSachi]

Did u have a stroke 2 years ago?

[@QuarticSurge]

Pandemic yes

[@McHeisenburger]

Cool. Now I can see what more successful people have accomplished by my age.
Thanks Michale.

[@corbse2059]

1:25 I know the Pancake part is good, but this is simply heaven.

[@rossgunther6781]

On degrees of Wikipedia I got an error no connecting sites. Micheal, do I win?

[@DisplayLine6.13.9]

Me too, who would have thought that there is no connection between "Armour-piercing, Fin Stabilised, Discarding Sabot" and "Comprehensive School Mathematics Program".

[@magnusadams3576]

"Each and every person has so much time to live out the rest of their days including you!
Or do you? *cue vsauce music*"

[@ZuzutheGiant]

3:54 Oouuuaaah? It’s gone stale! I like that voice

[@Ropsuguy]

Michael DOES seem like the perfect person the have secret knowledge of the exact circumstances and times of everyone's deaths.

[@Kingdrx5]

How do you find these websites?

[@dnaer741]

Also, stumbleUpon

[@realtravisblaine]

Should I trust "Who old are you?" since they couldn't even do the math correctly to determine my age based on my birthday? It was off by 2 years.

[@illustriousmonster]

Kool Kolinek no, they couldn't even spell "how."

[@math6844]

Best intro in TH-cam history.

[@Suslent]

I can’t get over the name of this channel

[@1head]

ITs gonE stale

[@yaycookieyay]

.com

[@_-.-_-_.._--.-_-_----_-.--_._-]

Hey! Vsauce! Where is Michael??

[@jeepercreepers9]

here

[@temmiemew]

I love how u can segue!!

[@naota3k]

I just had the read the title to know Michael would be hosting this one, lmao.

[@TritaniumYT]

Who old are you? But the real question is where's Michael's new video? (cue vsauce music)

[@McHeisenburger]

.com

[@jonasloete6181]

im 18
and a half

[@birdwife589]

.com

[@maximjursa256]

Or are you?

[@shirubaurufu]

im 15
and 11/12

[@Holographic_Meatloaf252]

q the music intro

[@den93050]

The sass and sarcasm in this video is *astonishing*

[@kaworunagisa3391]

Looking good, Michael.

[@gavin2601]

I'm 13 years old but my atoms are 13 billion years old.

[@hashidatackey8758]

Gavin Visco mine are only 4.6 billion years old

[@ethanplague1618]

Mine are only a few decades old, I'm made from artificially synthesized plutonium.

[@SimNico]

Gavin Visco That's only true for your hydrogen atoms, which make up about 5 kg of your mass (if I did not mess up my mental calculation).

[@blakebauman6374]

lawl. 13 billion years old.
Nice guess XD

[@nightthemoon8481]

what

[@Djkatman29]

Degrees of Wikipedia couldn't connect Korn to corn.

[@Djkatman29]

meme and cancer were only 2 degrees

[@trigger796]

I love this guy

[@Jaylio]

3:49 Is my favourite part out of the entire video

[@bonelessskeleton2548]

nonono, who old are YOU?!

[@astrojade3611]

Half a Nobleman He's like 30

[@graysonmusic.]

k e e p y o u r d o n g r e s e v o i r s f r e s h 3:58

[@scrangomipt4236]

3:53 new fave word!!!

[@prestonferry]

1:26 that moment when you know your being watched!

[@IbakonFerba]

For me the site of the museum of conceptual art stated at the very bottom: "Laura began showering on a regular basis." Who the f... is Laura and what should I think about this? xD

[@Huskie]

Here's a fun Wikipedia game... Click the random page button, and see how quickly you can get to the "Adolf Hitler" page.

[@Pusher97]

I didn't plan on having an existential crisis today.
Thanks Michael.

[@o_ber]

Quality acting, Michael.

[@harrisonmontages1717]

this is a comment

[@birdwife589]

.COM

[@reddyu4259]

Harrison Montages this is not a reply

[@zeromustafa401]

... or is it?

[@GuitarSamurai17]

Cool
Things
You
Can
Do
Online
Now
And you came up with dong?
Looks like it should be ctycdon

[@_panilaperman9881]

Exodarion how bout
Play
Online
Right
Now

[@rabunksi6501]

+Flaze GD lmao

[@IOLEVIOI]

Do online now guys lol u would use it in a sentence like this don't u just love things u can dong

[@tomimated1638]

The uh wuuuuh part with the pancake was so funny I’m adding a screenshot to my meme collection

[@oxcaxx]

Thanks for the Degreesofwikipedia site, now I can cheat in the Wiki Game you put in one of your earlier DONGs! :D

[@racoon-pb3ov]

Love your reaction to the stale pancakes xD

[@burdlo4687]

I GOT THAT AD WHERE THIS DUDE SAYS "MY ANATOMY TEXTBOOK ONLY LETS ME CHECK HALF THE QUESTIONS, DOES THIS MEAN ONLY HALF THIS STUFF'S IMPORTANT?" AND AS SOON AS I SKIPPED IT VSAUCE SAID "YES" I

[@valshaldomee]

That isolation room broke Michael.

[@21EpicFail]

STAY WEIRD MICHAEL :) This is the first in a couple of videos that truly felt like a Vsauce video, in all respect.
Vsauce paved the way for alot of the culture we see today please keep up the great work

[@MrMegaPussyPlayer]

Last time dongs with the music stuff... had gone stale ... not updated since 2013 ... and some finally deleted between where you found it and when I tried to access it

[@TrevorTheHyena]

I almost died seeing your reaction to the pancake! XD

[@thetearex1518]

that selfplug segway though

[@laurenf.7922]

that ending was confusing and beautiful

[@thehawk9880]

"Yes? Nooooooooooooo. Who old are you? Is a dong" -vSauce 2019

[@sock8117]

I literally had an ad saying yes at the end and then he starts off saying yes and then noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@gazdenroolay]

3:53 nice noise michael

[@This_is_not_how_it_works]

Aaa that intro is tooo funny if it comes after the commercial video

[@AntonBagin]

Why do I allways get an existential crisis when Michael is in a video

[@thememeiest5390]

"its gone stale" "keep your DONG reservoirs fresh"

[@theadam12a12]

Thank you Michael, now I can press the NOOOOOOOOOO button whenever the video puffers.

[@safir2241]

3:53 Stellar acting

[@Person-ts9dy]

i was gonna comment “yes” in the comment section as an answer to the title. *he read my mind*

[@MiguelGutierrezKamayd]

I like this video you do about your dob as we share it. My name is Miguel that is Michael is Spanish. So many similarities yet we look very different.

[@RockinRobb01]

What episode had the International space station live stream? Any help is amazing!

[@vic21k27]

Michael is my fav!

[@itsCh4rl1e]

omg Nooooooo.com! I found that by accident years ago! :D

[@JavierSalcedoC]

I miss your videos

[@jamesalexander7034]

Don't ever change

[@harshvardhan990]

ougah was so cute lol. Michael is definately one of the cutest person on TH-cam.

[@kittystarz8]

like ~7 years ago i downloaded something DONG showed off and it gave my computer a virus. still love you tho michael no hard feelings :-)

[@McLukaZg]

nice one

[@Octal_Covers]

that outtro tho

[@Xsroa12345]

I clicked on this video and paused it as soon as Michael said yes and I instinctively just said yes back.

[@Zebra_M]

Yes!

[@Djuntas]

1:53 Lol this needs to be an App :P

[@VICTORdoomm]

I love the dongs, wondering where the 4d games are at

[@lolno6975]

0:03 me asking my mum if I can stay up after bedtime

[@SalamanderMagic]

0:42 I went to that site and looked at the things others had accomplished at my age. It just made me feel bad about myself