www.reddit.com/r/vsauce/comments/86a49b/can_anyone_tell_me_why_the_vsauce_videos_of/dw4fhoc Here he explains why he is not uploading the videos to vsauce
My 'Geometry for Engineers' teacher tried to explain conic sections to me for an entire semester. This funny chap did it in a just a few minutes as part of a hilarious, informative video. thanks Michael
I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but I think your privilege is showing a tad bit. I see you've never had to down the powder at the bottom of a rice bag for your daily vitamins and fight strays for roadkill for your daily protein before. I'm not tryin to be rude but maybe you shouldn't knock it till you try starving until it tastes good. Michael has been through some stuff man! You can't just shame him for the animal the world has made him! fr tho, all just jokes! I hope no one takes me seriously and everyone has a good laugh😅🤣💜
“...has a diameter of 50,000 kilometers. That’s more than a mile.” Yeah, of course that’s more than a mile. Clearly that first episode of Mind Field has had some chronic effects.
I remember a substitute teacher had us say ur-uh-nis instead of Uranus because, "scientists say it's the proper way." Idk if that's true, but I always assumed it was because she didn't want to say "Your anus"
Ok, I saw this video inside a blog, inside a feed reader... but I had to come here to say how great this is. I mean, it combines serious physics with simple jokes, is fun, is nice to look, is really great produced, and it has jokes that kids may no undersand. I'm stand up and claping. Not really
I didn't vote. Not because of the watered cereal, but more for the fact that he didn't demonstrate how water tight the seal was. I was waiting the entire video for him to flip it upside down. Not once.
I love the Austin Powers style editing! ("Johnson!") I too listened to Limp Bizkit when I was in middle school. I don't feel so much like a moron knowing Michael did as well.
If you pause at 0:27 you get a great comedic frame. Pinkish "Michaels toys" around a something with hole in middle can suggest how greatly Michael loves to play with that thing.
I was a proofreader for a translation project, and one of the characters made a reference to "The Hyperboloid of Engineer Garin" After some discussion we decided to translate it as "Death Ray", considering neither of us knew what a Hyperboloid was I'm happy to finally know what a Hyperboloid is But now I'm stating to wonder what a "Ray" really is
It depends on the context. A ray in mathematics is a line that has 1 endpoint. A ray could also be referring to a beam of light (i.e. a ray of sunshine, etc.)
"Uranus has a diameter of more than 50,000km, that's more than a mile"
is my quote of the day
Good cover up. Make me lol 😂
Seems like something Half as Interesting would say
I had to stop the video to laugh
I paused the video, went back a little and play it again. Coz I was like, was he talking about something else!??🤣
And is the 2nd farthest planet from the Sun
“Uranus has a diameter of 50,000 Kilometers. That’s more than a MILE”
Brilliant. 👏
He's not wrong
@@tishaflorence1009 u right u right
.org
Was not wrong
A Person when u put it like that
In 40 seconds he said what everyone was thinking. Uranus LOL
Oi max
I wasnt
Also, the chocolate starfish transition was beautifully placed
Michael blink twice in your next video if you lost the password to Vsauce.
www.reddit.com/r/vsauce/comments/86a49b/can_anyone_tell_me_why_the_vsauce_videos_of/dw4fhoc
Here he explains why he is not uploading the videos to vsauce
@@DujiBuji i love you.
@@DujiBuji but he hasn't uploaded at all
Lennard tyvm
@@DujiBuji I wanna marryyyyy you
I don’t think that he ever recovered from those 3 days in isolation
lol
And he never will
TRUE
that would be actually *very* unfortunate, even sad,
given this talented genius :(
He never did.
This is the most insane thumbnail he could’ve chosen
My 'Geometry for Engineers' teacher tried to explain conic sections to me for an entire semester. This funny chap did it in a just a few minutes as part of a hilarious, informative video. thanks Michael
the text "michael's toys" displayed on a tube with a very questionably shaped end makes me uneasy
Hmm..
The music doesn’t help lol
John Bread at first I thought it was a flesh light
....and how much does succ weigh?
It’s some heavy stuff 🥵🤤😩
Uranus 🌕
Chocolate starfish ⭐
Leather Cheerios ⭕
Be Whole🐝
hahaha
I don’t get it
I mean I get Uranus but not the rest... can someone plz explain?
@@panikhalili5920 yeah same honestly , that and Bee Hole but idk the rest or get it
leather refers to skin and cheerios are a sort of hole
human star fishes can create chocolate metaphorically
I always love how these videos end before it feels like it has started, keeps me engaged even if i dont know i am.
I love this moment in Austin Powers, but in a variation of a science joke - it's the best one I've ever heard in my life.
“It looks a little bit like,”
*Uranus*
Hahahahaha😆
Is 55,000 kilometers wide, that's more than a mile!
Wow it’s tempting to mess up the likes on this comment
When it's closed it's very tight
Ain_Sly yes everyone else watched the video too
The Michael we knew never left that isolation chamber.
@@maxnaz47 r/whoosh
@@actingempty3108 officially the laziest, un-original comment of 2020, congrats...
@@maxnaz47 Wasn't 2020 here buckaroo
Hell it still isn't
@@actingempty3108 haha I win it's 2020
this is where I learned about Conic Sections long before I even took Pre-Calc
thanks Michael
Michael doing gags in a straight face makes it more damn hilarious.
waters cereal...
THIS MAN JUST SINNED!
He just ascended beyond everyone else
Im not the only one to think this!!
How it`s called the cereal sauce...? I forgot the name... Aam.... Milk?
U have no evidence there’s no water in the bowl
I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but I think your privilege is showing a tad bit. I see you've never had to down the powder at the bottom of a rice bag for your daily vitamins and fight strays for roadkill for your daily protein before. I'm not tryin to be rude but maybe you shouldn't knock it till you try starving until it tastes good. Michael has been through some stuff man! You can't just shame him for the animal the world has made him!
fr tho, all just jokes! I hope no one takes me seriously and everyone has a good laugh😅🤣💜
Michael: **Puts water on Cheerios**
**Several people are typing**
I died a little.
SOMEBODY NOTICED!
You think he can afford milk with the amount he spends on HIS TOYS??
Didn't those Jedwood people do that?
Author and vlogger John Green applauds
When I'm sad somehow this manges to appear in my feed. Works like a charm even after all these years.😂😂❤
That looks very tight. Thank you!
50,000km > 1mile
Well done this man genius
There are more brain cells in your brain than there are brains in your entire body - Ken M
GeNIuS AleRT
You learn something new every day
@@smorrow speak for yourself!
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alternate title: "The struggle of staying monetized in 2019"
He’s always been like this, there’s no struggle for this insane man
Success has allowed Michael to approach a more unhinged persona
Lol that was my original comment
Well this comment had 2020 likes ...... good luck
Im loving these spaceballs esque transitions
i love Michael's intro's it makes me watch the entire episode
The title should be "How to avoid Demonitization 101"
More like 400 capstone :D
Au contraire, Demonetization is highly automated with voice recognition and matching againt a blacklist
this is the closest we will get to a new Austin Powers movie
And that's why it's called D!NG now
@Footyes I agree, e
I clicked this cause i thought Michael was reviewing a fleshlight
Same
wait... he wasn't reviewing a fleshlight?
Your not wrong but your also not right
It's one of Michel's toys
@@REDSIX """Michaels toys"""
Only a guy like Sauce could consider a cup to be "his toy".
This is your best work yet! 🤣 I literally spit out my coffee when you mentioned the diameter of Uranus! 🤣
Top 4 ways to avoid demonetization:
0:33
1:00
2:55
7:05
You won't believe number five!
@@TheGreenKnight500 Nr. 2 ? 😉
These clues all add up!
It looks like a butthole, duh.
Looks like chocolate chips.
www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/white-belgian-chocolate-edible-anus/
@@matyas94k Goddammit dude, come on, you know what that's my fault for clicking.
"Uranus has a diameter of 50 000km, thats more than a mile!"
Top 10 scientists Einstein was to afraid to battle
I mean, he ain't wrong
Wow I didn’t know scientists battled! Is it with swords, guns or bare fists?
@@pickle_256 woosh to you
@@somedude6833 Varied. Ockham used a razor. That overpowered Newton guy used a flaming laser sword!
i didn't even notice the first time i watched the video
IDK why but I really find this video satisfying/relaxing.
Simply amazing.
"uranus has a diameter of over 50,000 kilometres"
"that's more than a mile"
🤣
I'm pretty sure he stole that from Half as Interesting
He's not wrong
Not funny
@@brnico6184 c'mon it is a bit right?
@@brnico6184 I can't understand how a human can have this much hatred.
*Michael drinks from a fleshlight*
"Wait, that's not my hyperboloid mug"
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Nice job!
Ugh you burned that image in my head
I wanted to write something along those lines but i guess you beat me to it
Why must you sin my soul
@@ArizonaHeat84 Why?
This was pretty great my guy.
The cuts are Incredible.
"When it's closed, it looks a litte bit like...Uranus!"
~Michael, 2019
You don't even have to edit these anymore.
Uranus ... rotate perfectly ...
Everyone was thinking it and he went there XD
“...has a diameter of 50,000 kilometers. That’s more than a mile.” Yeah, of course that’s more than a mile. Clearly that first episode of Mind Field has had some chronic effects.
I remember a substitute teacher had us say ur-uh-nis instead of Uranus because, "scientists say it's the proper way."
Idk if that's true, but I always assumed it was because she didn't want to say "Your anus"
"This looks like... Uranus."
"Be Whole. Be Complete. Be a 100%."
Damn, you really did it! LOL
Guilherme you missed just a few
Be Whole
Be Complete
UrAnUs!
Aditya Das I made that in 7th Grade
What a funny joke for a 5 year old
This is a masterpiece
Why i like v sauce -- He is clear, precise, articulate, and thorough...; A very good teacher..
Ah yes, so much more family friendly than DONG, which never existed.
Mateo Gg D!NG has always been named D!NG
HouseHoldSheep
there is still evidence
those greedy moneygrabbers
i'll break their server one day
Must be the Mandela effect because I clearly remember it being called something different
@@inzanozulu It ALWAYS was DONG
@@user-hn5ve5gk3e *D!NG you mean right? It has always been called that.
Glad to see the D!NG channel (Which has always been called D!NG) is still putting out family friendly content which will not lead to demonetization.
He sure is riding the line with his anus coffee mug
Always has been called D!NG and has never been called anything that would be considered "non advertiser friendly"
@@poisonousiodine1769 What is this mysterious "DONG" you speak of Hmmmm
Ok, I saw this video inside a blog, inside a feed reader... but I had to come here to say how great this is. I mean, it combines serious physics with simple jokes, is fun, is nice to look, is really great produced, and it has jokes that kids may no undersand. I'm stand up and claping. Not really
Genius... Clever..... Very informative...... HOW IT IS DONE.
No one:
Michael: **hits himself with a fleshlight*
@The Zak you're too young
Oh god no it’s not one of “them “ if you were to use it that way it would be um.......nvm.
Big yikes
@@croxtr8358 It's a *white and sticky* kool aid deposit
Puff -_- I wonder how it feels 🥵
As you can see when it’s closed, it looks a little bit like _Uranus_ has a diameter of more than 50,000 Km
*CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*
And it looks more like a *be whole* be complete, be 100%
That's more than a mile you know?
And it's out of this world
Leather cheerio
... that's more than a mile!
i was hesitant for months to not click on this video and now i see why i had that feeling.
3:06 Bros computer is holding on for dear life 💀💀💀
Brown probably wasn't the best choice of color for the lid
Its Uranus
Better be pink
It was the only color
oh yes it was
Would've been kinda nice brown but pink in the center
This is the most hilarious episode of Michael’s Toys ever.
MichaelR8783 how to ruin a comment with lots of likes and no replys:
h
omg so true ;D
Eh heh heh. Cough. Heh.
“Toys”
1:38 I'm not short, I'm just twisted.
💀
man got the taffy treatment
Thumbnail: Michael explains sphincters with great excitement!
SOLD!
Wait -- is he excitedly explaining sphincters, or explaining sphincters that are excited?
@@alexj136 Thats for the courts to decide.
Michael: *doesn't say anus*
Also Michael: *pours water into cereal*
TH-cam: demonetize
Are you not aware of the sexiness in pouring water into cereal?
SSSSHHH! You can't say that!
(children are watching)
@@patrickmcleod111 ok pat
Haha u funi man
@@Wyi-the-rogue thanks i always 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢
Haha, I'm happy I've watched this, thank you
LOVED LOVED LOVED the Austin Powers-esque homages!!
Adsence: hey Michael how much family friendly is your content
Michael: Yes
how much family friendly is
You stole this comment to call it your own
Everyone: hey
Antoine Obeid how good is your grammar?
Antoine Obeid: Yes
Not very family friendly to put water in cereal
Would have also said yes if I was responding to you
The thumbnail made it look like quite an interesting toy.
it didnt help that it said michaels toys
Greg Larson oh no...lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
Lol just seen this has 69 likes.
@@missingno2401 fr
Butthole
the comic sans font being tracked to the flashlight of a water bottle is the cherry on top
Oh thank god, I did the deepest dive to find this information!
"50,000 kilometers! Thats more than a mile!
Damn Michael, out here dropping truth bombs.
Lmfao
but he was right tho. It is more than a mile, what a legend
*Uranus is big!*
HarumashimaLT
he never said it wasn’t regard
LMFAO i was playing it back and back to understand where i'm wrong
"it looks a little bit like-
URANUS..has a diameter"
nice save
ur-anus
@@matteofabbris7877XDDDD
Ribbons0121 R121 Your profile pic though. Nice.
Mighty Man *cringe :/*
"of 50,000 km, that's more than a mile"
Never thought I would see this kind of thing from you.
I love this so much ❤😂😂
Me: fleshlight
Michael Stevens, an intellectual: *hyperboloid*
What is a fleshligh?!
@@hypercatsinspace7625 its 2019 use the damn google.
Micheal Stevens is not an intellectual
@@hypercatsinspace7625 A device used yo created light powered by a battery
Martin S no, that’s a flashlight. He’s talking about a fleshlight
Michael Stevens: "This channel is now called D!NG to avoid demonatization."
Also Michael Stevens: *puts water on cheerios*
Wait you're not supposed to put water with cereal?
@@walid7084 you put mustard and ketchup with a hint of salt on cereal
I personally prefer nutt water.
michael: and when it closes it look like Uranus
Is cereal a soup ?
Fantastic sphincter jokes. Top notch. Well played, sir
Thanks bro ❤️
The image of Michael holding a sphincter while “Michael’s toys” is displayed in neon should be in a museum
toys
if you know what
what I mean
I am high
@@probablynotviolet Enjoy it bro, keep fylin'
@@probablynotviolet crring
@@probablynotviolet lmfao I love these two replies together so much
"FIFTY THOUSAND kilometers! That's more than a mile."
Truly.
I remember learning that in school
That's atleast FOUR football fields!
r/technicallythetruth
TRUUEEE
reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth
Hahahaaa 😂 I discovered Michael only a month ago, I know right where have I been...thank you for the content. My cheeks hurt now...
Very good video! Great comedy added in!
All the thumbs downs are people who are angry that you put water in the cereal bowl...
I didn't vote. Not because of the watered cereal, but more for the fact that he didn't demonstrate how water tight the seal was. I was waiting the entire video for him to flip it upside down. Not once.
Bruh! 'Water in cereal' is the new 'pineapple on pizza'
@@iraelliott992 Not Once!
idk why people put another animal's milk into some dry food instead of water
But, is cereal *soup?*
He's slowly becoming insane and people around him are thinking he's joking.
rakhi mondal aren’t we all a bit insane
@@MultiFabar Everyone is at least a little bit insane. Otherwise the world wouldn't work
Oh My Holy God
O M H G
@@seanmcgrath3826 I can imagine someone saying this over and over while rocking back and forth in the corner.
We know, we don't care, because we like it
thank you for the multivariable calculus refresher
wow not only do you have mastery in 3d figure but also comedy. i appreciate the austin powers bit hahahaa
Michael's toys
*SHOWS A CUP THAT LOOKS LIKE A FLESH LIGHT*
I WAS WAITING
My first thought
It’s all I could think about after he said toy
The name of the mug is “Twizz mug”.
Heres a math problem. What if “Tw”=“J”?
As you can see, when it's closed it looks like....
good idea, imma try it
you'd be lucky to be sponsoring this man and his perfectly family friendly content
Ur an....
Uranus
U
@SirBanana Are you the banana from the markiplier "banana video"???? (Too lazy to write the name...)
@@angwydud Lol, it probably took more time to type "(too lazy to type...)" Than to actually type it out fully, but okay.
0:31 😂😂
@@KiemPlant Nah ik how life works :I
I love this channel
I love the Austin Powers style editing!
("Johnson!")
I too listened to Limp Bizkit when I was in middle school. I don't feel so much like a moron knowing Michael did as well.
Michael is dodging demonization like Neo from the matrix
I wonder how many people come back to this video just to watch the doging
* Demonetization
@@aoliravioli he said what he meant
Michael please don't become a demon we still need you here
@@corbettbalcaitis count me on those statistics
A leather cheerio. Thank you for adding to my vocabulary
I had to pause at that point. Too funny
I was just thinking that of all the things I've learned from Micheal, that might be the most valuable.
Haha I was thinking the same thing
I am currently paused
Imma need this
If you pause at 0:27 you get a great comedic frame. Pinkish "Michaels toys" around a something with hole in middle can suggest how greatly Michael loves to play with that thing.
Michael: I'm being Mugged
Critikal: Hold my Flesh light
This is the best mugging of All Time.
Fleshlight/Circumcisor
Seriously go get laid you weirdo..... Incel
"Hold my random capital letters, too."
@@vasili1207 Hi im norm.
I legitimately can no longer tell if Michael makes educational or comedic content.
both
Why not both?
Why not both?
Why not both?
Why not both?
I love the addition of the humor..
You are a noble soldier in the fight for the Rightful Measure Radian
Jesus, the Austin Powers style cuts. Amazing. I love it.
I'm glad some other people saw it. Incredible films.
A bit of fry and Laurie did a pretty similar thing first. Look up their Barman sketch it's so funny
It looks like a giant- "Woody, Woody Nelson is that you?"
@@ZiPolishHammer that isn't a pecker, it looks like someone's - PRIVATES, WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT
it reminded me a bit of the naked gun movies and policesquad series ^^
Michael never was the same after that sensory deprivation thing.
I'm not complaining.
What about the drugs too?
@@lucassolomon1079 they're ok I guess.
😂😂😂😂😂
His senses are gone
Peter: "I can't hear those Uranus jokes any more!"
Alice: "I agree with Jupiter!"
oh Michael, that was such a knee slapper. 😀
It's just amazing how Michael manages to suddently put a Uranus joke with such a delicate way. What a man!
"When closed, it looks a little bit like-"
"URANUS has a diamater of 50,000 kilometers, thats more than a MILE!"
Michael that joke is golden thank you
korn's burger king meetup In more ways than one.
brown joke
Can you explain me this joke? What is the other meaning of mile? I'm not a native speaker
@@leocoelho12 just like how the entire earth is heavier than a feather
@@Crackhog thank you!
Him mentioning that limp bizkit album is what sparked my interest in this channel
I got a real nice laugh. Thanks.
The looks of the mug may get demonetised vid.
Micheal: Hold my Hyperboloid
*May get this video demonetized
Learn to type
The S.Wilson channel *learn grammar
Pavel Trigub or you just learn not to judge on language
Not my 1st language but ok internet
"Over fifty _thousand_ kilometers. That's more than a mile!"
I mean... he's not wrong
He didn't give it in football fields tho smh
Easily more than a mile, maybe even two 🤔
It's like 420 million metric bananas.
I was literally just thinking this 💀. That's 31,000 miles
I was a proofreader for a translation project, and one of the characters made a reference to "The Hyperboloid of Engineer Garin"
After some discussion we decided to translate it as "Death Ray", considering neither of us knew what a Hyperboloid was
I'm happy to finally know what a Hyperboloid is
But now I'm stating to wonder what a "Ray" really is
It depends on the context.
A ray in mathematics is a line that has 1 endpoint.
A ray could also be referring to a beam of light (i.e. a ray of sunshine, etc.)
i directly subbed to your channel after seeing how you deviate from topic of human digestive system exit to something else XD
Bearded man stares into camera as he points his Fleshlight at us with Word Art saying "Michael's Toys" around it.