Hugging the kid she beat up and whispering “ you’ll win a fight some day too “ is such mobster energy LMAOO Like she’s about to put him at ease into a false sense of security before the blow that ends his manhood at a VERY early age😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
"That's your closet, none of my business what happens in your closet'. Thats when you know you need the IMMEDIATELY check her closet because she is harbouring fugitives or running a cartel or something.
I let dates meet my kids for a meal or a movie. I felt it was imporgant to see how my date tesponded to 3 kids😂 A few men i never dated again. My husband, on our 4th daye, showed my oldest how to fix his x box when it over heated. After dinner my 5 yr old daughter dressed him in a pink festher boa and painted his nails, he picked the color. My youngest son bounced on his knee a lot. My kids loved him from the start and he showed them great patience and acceptance. He never even dealt with little kids before. He got a 5th date. I did not shove him at my kids but as i got to know him he came for supper and after i put them to bed we watched TV. They did stresd him out at times, i tried to slowly introduce them 😂 If he stressed i just put a cartoon in for the kids and tae him to the other room to chill. Talking about your next date or the next weekend or his work helped him chill. 13 years later and he helped my oldest fix up his truck. He build fencing and fixed barns so my daughter could have chickens anx goats. He drove 6 hours through the night to puck up my youngest at a hospital 5 years ago. He has been helping that same teenager rebuild a pickup. Everyone does it theor own way but if the person isnt kid tollerant, i refused to give them more of my limited time. Why get attached then find out they cannt tollerate kids?
When my nephew was young( like he could walk around but not quite talk yet, just grunting noises and gibberish) he saw that we had some cherry tomatoes and thought they were jelly beans and he wanted one. I tried to tell him that they weren't candy and he wouldn't like it but he looked like he was gearing up for a little tantrum so I let him have one . . . The look on his face went from super happy, until he bit into it, then it was one of disgust and betrayal 😂. He didn't even spit it out, he just leaned forward and let it drop out of his mouth to splat on the floor and ran for his little sippy cup to wash it out lmao! I wish I had recorded it. I tried to tell him lol
the finding the wife in the closet is exactly how i found my brothers mom lmaooo my dad would have her over when i went to bed and one time i woke up early from my nap and they were in his room hanging out so hes just like "this is your new step mom" wasnt how he wanted me to meet her lol
Look i wondered into some girly store at the mall once and i saw they had a line of ice cream cartons with legit ice cream flavors on the tubs with scoops to get it. I thought it was real so i took a scoop to get a small taste and spat it right back out.... It was makeup 😂
You are enough. Your best is ALWAYS enough even if you all just want to scream and cry at times. You are amazing, always be yourself and they'll thank you someday.
Okay but now she's using your/your family's celebrity and influence, spirit, stubbornness to save every dog, cat, sundry animal possible!! So clearly, Petco and puddy tats for the win!! I enjoy the family stories quite verily and I thank you for sharing them!!
Im 33 currently my dad 53 and he was single farther. My younger brother as a baby used to play in the dog shit and my dad would get on to him and then he would cry and me my older brother my half brother and sister would crack up. My younger brother was super young when he used to do this. He thought it was Play-doh and he would put the dog shit the play-doh toys lmao.
Great compilation, hope Jacob keeps at it and expands into his own form! I take yt as it gives it, hopefully the algorithm will show me some of your stuff in the future! Thanks for the vid Josh
This may sound weird but I need to see your daughter! You need to bring her on a show sometime if she’s cool with it!! Honestly she sounds so damn cool and I just need to see her! 😂😭❤️
THE GUM! oh guys the horror. You don't even understand. My son went through a phase where he would look for gum out in public under benches and tables, just everywhere. I don't remember exactly but I think he might have been 4 or 5. So many times I caught him trying to pry off the gum. I don't think he ever actually put any in his mouth because I always caught him. We had so many fights about the gum! I remember one time I got so exasperated and was telling him off and he was like, "But you won't buy me any gum! This is the only way I can get gum!" Oh, so much horror. I was so glad when he outgrew that.
"Restaurant gum"...noooooooooo🤢 And then.......I totally pictured your wife curled up at the bottom of your closet when I first heard you talk about it, never a walk-in.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joshua.... I used to keep those 'petco' cookies in a jar when I was manager of a major industrial supply company for customers that brought in their pets. One of my salesman couldn't keep his hands out of them. Apparently, they're pretty delicious. 🤷🏾♀️
Thnx for making me laugh for years....than making something thats gonna make me laugh even more years. Yer like a hemaroid....a gift that keeps on giving!😅
Ok ok sir sir ir daughter sounds just like my god daughter who is 4 the size of a 7 year old. The I.Q. of a prolific hitman lol. The mouth of a 20 year old that has a great job and doesn't live at home. And oh yes the strength of a Titan lmao. I call her Todzilla. Love my baby
There was a family friend that would eat them. As a kid I would sit with him and eat one with him. I still don't know to this day if he was just messing with me or really liked them. 😂
When I was a kid, that was before eating out was as common, I remember going out to eat twice, we may have gone out two or three times until I was 20 maybe. After that point eating out was more common, we started eating out more.
I was a big fan of Josh's until he started including his son in all of his work. His son is not funny at all. He is just like any other 20 something year old and really doesn't have any mic skills or comedic timing. Not sure why Josh insists on including him. Nepotism I guess?
First of all, I hope you don't have kids, siblings or friends and I'm sorry your parents sucked... 2nd of all, aside from apparently your life, generally when someone grows up in a field of study and develops a knowledge, connections and exposure to the field and learns from the experts in it, they have the unique advantage of senior expertise with the advantage of a new, young mind who's not quite cynical but is wiser and has both an insider and outsider point of view, so as they've grown up with it, been exposed to it, studying it for x amount if years, who wouldn't give their kid/loved one a chance after they've displayed a shared passion and a noted aptitude from a litany of experts?
Wow, were you high when you wrote this? Every young person has to practice their craft and has misses at times. But Jacob is funny. You're just a hater...
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"You'll win a fight someday"
Fucking beutiful! 😂😂❤
"you'll win a fight someday." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She's A Boss.
Hugging the kid she beat up and whispering “ you’ll win a fight some day too “ is such mobster energy LMAOO
Like she’s about to put him at ease into a false sense of security before the blow that ends his manhood at a VERY early age😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
@@duellegend71 💅
"You'll win a fight some day" - LOL!!!! Bad ass!! HAHAHAHA!
My jaw DROPPED when I heard that 😂💀
@VitoMaresciallo 🤣
You'll win a fight one day 😂😂😂😂😂 epic
"That's your closet, none of my business what happens in your closet'.
Thats when you know you need the IMMEDIATELY check her closet because she is harbouring fugitives or running a cartel or something.
Wondered what tf was going on with Josh' return to YT....then I realised I still had x2 playback speed on 🤦♀️😂
I did that to a few eminem songs by accident and I'm like "Holy Shit who tf talked shit about Hailey again??????"
@@squarley316 😂😅😂
@AngelsPieceOfPeace dude I wish I were lying😂
@@squarley316 I'm gonna take your word cause just the thought makes me cringe hahaha
@squarley316 that's hilarious! 🤣
I let dates meet my kids for a meal or a movie. I felt it was imporgant to see how my date tesponded to 3 kids😂 A few men i never dated again. My husband, on our 4th daye, showed my oldest how to fix his x box when it over heated. After dinner my 5 yr old daughter dressed him in a pink festher boa and painted his nails, he picked the color. My youngest son bounced on his knee a lot. My kids loved him from the start and he showed them great patience and acceptance. He never even dealt with little kids before. He got a 5th date. I did not shove him at my kids but as i got to know him he came for supper and after i put them to bed we watched TV. They did stresd him out at times, i tried to slowly introduce them 😂 If he stressed i just put a cartoon in for the kids and tae him to the other room to chill. Talking about your next date or the next weekend or his work helped him chill. 13 years later and he helped my oldest fix up his truck. He build fencing and fixed barns so my daughter could have chickens anx goats. He drove 6 hours through the night to puck up my youngest at a hospital 5 years ago. He has been helping that same teenager rebuild a pickup. Everyone does it theor own way but if the person isnt kid tollerant, i refused to give them more of my limited time. Why get attached then find out they cannt tollerate kids?
I would believe other than the fact you can’t go a single sentence without misspelling something.
When my nephew was young( like he could walk around but not quite talk yet, just grunting noises and gibberish) he saw that we had some cherry tomatoes and thought they were jelly beans and he wanted one. I tried to tell him that they weren't candy and he wouldn't like it but he looked like he was gearing up for a little tantrum so I let him have one . . . The look on his face went from super happy, until he bit into it, then it was one of disgust and betrayal 😂. He didn't even spit it out, he just leaned forward and let it drop out of his mouth to splat on the floor and ran for his little sippy cup to wash it out lmao! I wish I had recorded it. I tried to tell him lol
Sometimes that's the only way kids understand I swear 😂
the finding the wife in the closet is exactly how i found my brothers mom lmaooo my dad would have her over when i went to bed and one time i woke up early from my nap and they were in his room hanging out so hes just like "this is your new step mom" wasnt how he wanted me to meet her lol
I remember watching this guy talking about his kids when I was younger and now he’s doing stand up with his kid
0:54 I love the guy that immediately gets the joke 😂
You either be dead by tomorrow or never be sick again your entire life 😂😂😂 that's the whole purpose of chewing table gum isn't it 😅
Look i wondered into some girly store at the mall once and i saw they had a line of ice cream cartons with legit ice cream flavors on the tubs with scoops to get it. I thought it was real so i took a scoop to get a small taste and spat it right back out.... It was makeup 😂
I would have made the same mistake😂😂
he proves humor is genetic 🤣
Just became a single dad. And this is the first time saying it "outloud" so heres to that..
You got this!!
@@kerrablue thank you, fuck this sucks
@FullTwos you got this! It does get easier and you will find the right one that will except you for you and will except your baby/ies
@barbarasmith9842 I'm doing a lot better now, still sucks but I'm okay, like really now. Thank you for your words they help
You are enough. Your best is ALWAYS enough even if you all just want to scream and cry at times. You are amazing, always be yourself and they'll thank you someday.
This is so pure and wholesome!!!
I am just watching it on repeat to make my day. You and my dad would get on so well!
Single mom of three daughters here, this just made my day. 😂❤
The gum story plot twist was crazy
The hug after lmao
That Spiderman line was fucking awesome
Okay but now she's using your/your family's celebrity and influence, spirit, stubbornness to save every dog, cat, sundry animal possible!! So clearly, Petco and puddy tats for the win!! I enjoy the family stories quite verily and I thank you for sharing them!!
No wonder his daughter is extraordinarily strong, she has a big brother AND a little brother, she had to be! lol ask me how I know!
Pure joy on my face when I listen to Josh’s story’s
Your daughter is my kind of girl!
your daughter sounds lovely, and you can hear from the stories she is the only girl XD love this, love your comedy shows and snipits
Im 33 currently my dad 53 and he was single farther. My younger brother as a baby used to play in the dog shit and my dad would get on to him and then he would cry and me my older brother my half brother and sister would crack up. My younger brother was super young when he used to do this. He thought it was Play-doh and he would put the dog shit the play-doh toys lmao.
Hi I fell for the cookies at Petco at 45! LOL
Josh your the GOAT, I enjoy your stand up. Too bad you couldn't perform in Michigan
We need more of Josh and Jacob!! So many laughs!!
Great compilation, hope Jacob keeps at it and expands into his own form! I take yt as it gives it, hopefully the algorithm will show me some of your stuff in the future!
Thanks for the vid Josh
If I had a stranger in my closet, my son would tell every person on this green earth
On GOD!😂
This may sound weird but I need to see your daughter! You need to bring her on a show sometime if she’s cool with it!! Honestly she sounds so damn cool and I just need to see her! 😂😭❤️
Your house definitely sounds fun! Uninhibited! :)
THE GUM! oh guys the horror. You don't even understand. My son went through a phase where he would look for gum out in public under benches and tables, just everywhere. I don't remember exactly but I think he might have been 4 or 5. So many times I caught him trying to pry off the gum. I don't think he ever actually put any in his mouth because I always caught him. We had so many fights about the gum! I remember one time I got so exasperated and was telling him off and he was like, "But you won't buy me any gum! This is the only way I can get gum!" Oh, so much horror. I was so glad when he outgrew that.
I'm thinking a collab with him and his daughter and officer Eddy with Scoot 😂😂😂
Great idea
Haha danger ous!
Officer Eudy, I believe, only reason I know is bc he was my arresting officer years ago.
"Your house sounds fun"2🤣🤣👏
I chewed restaurant gum, too! Branson, MO 1984!!!
Omg haven't seen you since corona!! Missed ur videos!
What's really funny is how nobody bats an eye at a mom having to buy her son a jock strap.
We missed you!
"Restaurant gum"...noooooooooo🤢 And then.......I totally pictured your wife curled up at the bottom of your closet when I first heard you talk about it, never a walk-in.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joshua.... I used to keep those 'petco' cookies in a jar when I was manager of a major industrial supply company for customers that brought in their pets. One of my salesman couldn't keep his hands out of them. Apparently, they're pretty delicious. 🤷🏾♀️
“Your house sounds fun” 🫷🏻
Lol legit best part.
Making Mrs. Potters closet cubby more homely… No Snitch K…!!😂😂😂
way to go dad
oh my god he is back I was just thinking about him the other day
Those Petco chocolate chip cookie dog treats tasted good
The ginger snap ones are really good too.
@@feralhomunculus I seriously want to try one now.
@@Ophelia_Painthe round ones with the cream in the center are the same you'd get at the grocery store.
9:33 Instant trauma hahahahaha
I imagine he meant like embarrassing, not genuinely uncomfortable with. At least I hope hahahahaha
The cat pome 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
you shouldn't know what that is if you spell like this.
Josh,you rock! Peace
His daughter reminds me of my sister lol
Man! His son and his own voice sounds exactly the same it's crazy
She'll never be sick a day in her life ever again and if she is it's going to be short-term never long
This is gold!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those petco cookies were actually just like chocolate chip cookies used to bug the shit out of our ma when we'd give one to the dog then eat one.
I love this girl!
Petco vanilla creme cookies are delish. Each of my dogs got one for being good when getting their nails trimmed and i did too!!
🤣🤣priceless! Can't make this stuff up!
buy a brah…wait till “nah I need heavy flows” please be pads please be pads…GD IT it’s not pads
I didn’t know he has a daughter!
Yea Jacobe is the youngest of 3
HE BACK
Your son is handsome funny and charming a real cool dude like his pop!!
Thnx for making me laugh for years....than making something thats gonna make me laugh even more years. Yer like a hemaroid....a gift that keeps on giving!😅
But some of those petco cookies are actually good 😂
I respect that crap so much. There is no need to meet your kids, and you are not serious.
Please do a compilation for the boys too!
That girl is a dawg💯
I always toke up for your vids. In honor of course
Ok ok sir sir ir daughter sounds just like my god daughter who is 4 the size of a 7 year old. The I.Q. of a prolific hitman lol. The mouth of a 20 year old that has a great job and doesn't live at home. And oh yes the strength of a Titan lmao. I call her Todzilla. Love my baby
TODZILLA I LOVE IT 😂 my youngest sibling just turned 5, her name is blakely, we call her “Blakely the bulldozer” cause she doesn’t f around LOL
@@Allystargirl lmfao
I let my daughter have a milk bone and she won’t stop asking for them
There was a family friend that would eat them. As a kid I would sit with him and eat one with him. I still don't know to this day if he was just messing with me or really liked them. 😂
You continue to impress me.
Great show
🤣🤣🤣 I love his parenting so much. My god 😍 it’s a woman thing 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Your daughter is soo cool
Lol 😂😂😂 omgah she sounds like me
My niece slept in her own closet for about a year. lol
When I was a kid, that was before eating out was as common, I remember going out to eat twice, we may have gone out two or three times until I was 20 maybe. After that point eating out was more common, we started eating out more.
Beth Potter & “Her” CLOSET of MAGICAL MYSTERY(ß.)…!!!
*zoinks* Yo’…!!!
Restaurant gum 🤮
Brings a totally different meaning to coming out of the closet!
😂🤣😂🤣 🤣
Much love Fam
I sway and watch others a sway talking about our kids.
And yet, no cameo?
With great power comes great responsibilititty lol
Razil and little pup is back baby!! I hope the voices in Razil's can be silenced or at the very least dealt with.
I was also freakishly strong as a child 😂 I could easily lift my uncle at five and used that against him often 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 Bullshit
@ I wish I could tag him 😂 he thought it was hysterical
young hercules over here
4:15 TERRIBLE AD PLACEMENT! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE GUM CAME FROM NOW!!!
🤣🤣😂
Snickerdoodle
Baby K IS A GANGSTA’…!!!N.S.K.
Raised by (2.) OG’(ß.) B.+J. =
Aw lol
Oh Jesus and you let her go to school and read her poem you didn't read it before you sent her to school lesson learned hopefully
No we don’t work together at Nike. BYE YALL
So question your coming to Ohio to funny bone soon, are u both gonna be there?
Why does his son just stand there?
He canny get a word in 😄
I was a big fan of Josh's until he started including his son in all of his work. His son is not funny at all. He is just like any other 20 something year old and really doesn't have any mic skills or comedic timing. Not sure why Josh insists on including him. Nepotism I guess?
or the fact that he is actually a good comedian, and an insanely large amount of ppl would disagree with your take
First of all, I hope you don't have kids, siblings or friends and I'm sorry your parents sucked... 2nd of all, aside from apparently your life, generally when someone grows up in a field of study and develops a knowledge, connections and exposure to the field and learns from the experts in it, they have the unique advantage of senior expertise with the advantage of a new, young mind who's not quite cynical but is wiser and has both an insider and outsider point of view, so as they've grown up with it, been exposed to it, studying it for x amount if years, who wouldn't give their kid/loved one a chance after they've displayed a shared passion and a noted aptitude from a litany of experts?
Wow, were you high when you wrote this? Every young person has to practice their craft and has misses at times. But Jacob is funny. You're just a hater...
Sounds like a hater!
have you ever considered that him and his son value it as their bonding experience
Shocked he hasn’t dragged her on stage to extend his hackish career. One of the worst comedy performances I’ve even seen live
And yet here you are, typing a meaningless comment, jealous at your complete lack of any talent