Hugging the kid she beat up and whispering “ you’ll win a fight some day too “ is such mobster energy LMAOO Like she’s about to put him at ease into a false sense of security before the blow that ends his manhood at a VERY early age😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
"That's your closet, none of my business what happens in your closet'. Thats when you know you need the IMMEDIATELY check her closet because she is harbouring fugitives or running a cartel or something.
I let dates meet my kids for a meal or a movie. I felt it was imporgant to see how my date tesponded to 3 kids😂 A few men i never dated again. My husband, on our 4th daye, showed my oldest how to fix his x box when it over heated. After dinner my 5 yr old daughter dressed him in a pink festher boa and painted his nails, he picked the color. My youngest son bounced on his knee a lot. My kids loved him from the start and he showed them great patience and acceptance. He never even dealt with little kids before. He got a 5th date. I did not shove him at my kids but as i got to know him he came for supper and after i put them to bed we watched TV. They did stresd him out at times, i tried to slowly introduce them 😂 If he stressed i just put a cartoon in for the kids and tae him to the other room to chill. Talking about your next date or the next weekend or his work helped him chill. 13 years later and he helped my oldest fix up his truck. He build fencing and fixed barns so my daughter could have chickens anx goats. He drove 6 hours through the night to puck up my youngest at a hospital 5 years ago. He has been helping that same teenager rebuild a pickup. Everyone does it theor own way but if the person isnt kid tollerant, i refused to give them more of my limited time. Why get attached then find out they cannt tollerate kids?
the finding the wife in the closet is exactly how i found my brothers mom lmaooo my dad would have her over when i went to bed and one time i woke up early from my nap and they were in his room hanging out so hes just like "this is your new step mom" wasnt how he wanted me to meet her lol
Look i wondered into some girly store at the mall once and i saw they had a line of ice cream cartons with legit ice cream flavors on the tubs with scoops to get it. I thought it was real so i took a scoop to get a small taste and spat it right back out.... It was makeup 😂
You are enough. Your best is ALWAYS enough even if you all just want to scream and cry at times. You are amazing, always be yourself and they'll thank you someday.
Im 33 currently my dad 53 and he was single farther. My younger brother as a baby used to play in the dog shit and my dad would get on to him and then he would cry and me my older brother my half brother and sister would crack up. My younger brother was super young when he used to do this. He thought it was Play-doh and he would put the dog shit the play-doh toys lmao.
Okay but now she's using your/your family's celebrity and influence, spirit, stubbornness to save every dog, cat, sundry animal possible!! So clearly, Petco and puddy tats for the win!! I enjoy the family stories quite verily and I thank you for sharing them!!
THE GUM! oh guys the horror. You don't even understand. My son went through a phase where he would look for gum out in public under benches and tables, just everywhere. I don't remember exactly but I think he might have been 4 or 5. So many times I caught him trying to pry off the gum. I don't think he ever actually put any in his mouth because I always caught him. We had so many fights about the gum! I remember one time I got so exasperated and was telling him off and he was like, "But you won't buy me any gum! This is the only way I can get gum!" Oh, so much horror. I was so glad when he outgrew that.
"Restaurant gum"...noooooooooo🤢 And then.......I totally pictured your wife curled up at the bottom of your closet when I first heard you talk about it, never a walk-in.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great compilation, hope Jacob keeps at it and expands into his own form! I take yt as it gives it, hopefully the algorithm will show me some of your stuff in the future! Thanks for the vid Josh
Joshua.... I used to keep those 'petco' cookies in a jar when I was manager of a major industrial supply company for customers that brought in their pets. One of my salesman couldn't keep his hands out of them. Apparently, they're pretty delicious. 🤷🏾♀️
There was a family friend that would eat them. As a kid I would sit with him and eat one with him. I still don't know to this day if he was just messing with me or really liked them. 😂
Thnx for making me laugh for years....than making something thats gonna make me laugh even more years. Yer like a hemaroid....a gift that keeps on giving!😅
Ok ok sir sir ir daughter sounds just like my god daughter who is 4 the size of a 7 year old. The I.Q. of a prolific hitman lol. The mouth of a 20 year old that has a great job and doesn't live at home. And oh yes the strength of a Titan lmao. I call her Todzilla. Love my baby
When I was a kid, that was before eating out was as common, I remember going out to eat twice, we may have gone out two or three times until I was 20 maybe. After that point eating out was more common, we started eating out more.
I was a big fan of Josh's until he started including his son in all of his work. His son is not funny at all. He is just like any other 20 something year old and really doesn't have any mic skills or comedic timing. Not sure why Josh insists on including him. Nepotism I guess?
First of all, I hope you don't have kids, siblings or friends and I'm sorry your parents sucked... 2nd of all, aside from apparently your life, generally when someone grows up in a field of study and develops a knowledge, connections and exposure to the field and learns from the experts in it, they have the unique advantage of senior expertise with the advantage of a new, young mind who's not quite cynical but is wiser and has both an insider and outsider point of view, so as they've grown up with it, been exposed to it, studying it for x amount if years, who wouldn't give their kid/loved one a chance after they've displayed a shared passion and a noted aptitude from a litany of experts?
Wow, were you high when you wrote this? Every young person has to practice their craft and has misses at times. But Jacob is funny. You're just a hater...
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"you'll win a fight someday." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She's A Boss.
"You'll win a fight someday"
Fucking beutiful! 😂😂❤
Hugging the kid she beat up and whispering “ you’ll win a fight some day too “ is such mobster energy LMAOO
Like she’s about to put him at ease into a false sense of security before the blow that ends his manhood at a VERY early age😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
"You'll win a fight some day" - LOL!!!! Bad ass!! HAHAHAHA!
My jaw DROPPED when I heard that 😂💀
You'll win a fight one day 😂😂😂😂😂 epic
"That's your closet, none of my business what happens in your closet'.
Thats when you know you need the IMMEDIATELY check her closet because she is harbouring fugitives or running a cartel or something.
0:54 I love the guy that immediately gets the joke 😂
Wondered what tf was going on with Josh' return to YT....then I realised I still had x2 playback speed on 🤦♀️😂
I did that to a few eminem songs by accident and I'm like "Holy Shit who tf talked shit about Hailey again??????"
@@squarley316 😂😅😂
@AngelsPieceOfPeace dude I wish I were lying😂
@@squarley316 I'm gonna take your word cause just the thought makes me cringe hahaha
@squarley316 that's hilarious! 🤣
I let dates meet my kids for a meal or a movie. I felt it was imporgant to see how my date tesponded to 3 kids😂 A few men i never dated again. My husband, on our 4th daye, showed my oldest how to fix his x box when it over heated. After dinner my 5 yr old daughter dressed him in a pink festher boa and painted his nails, he picked the color. My youngest son bounced on his knee a lot. My kids loved him from the start and he showed them great patience and acceptance. He never even dealt with little kids before. He got a 5th date. I did not shove him at my kids but as i got to know him he came for supper and after i put them to bed we watched TV. They did stresd him out at times, i tried to slowly introduce them 😂 If he stressed i just put a cartoon in for the kids and tae him to the other room to chill. Talking about your next date or the next weekend or his work helped him chill. 13 years later and he helped my oldest fix up his truck. He build fencing and fixed barns so my daughter could have chickens anx goats. He drove 6 hours through the night to puck up my youngest at a hospital 5 years ago. He has been helping that same teenager rebuild a pickup. Everyone does it theor own way but if the person isnt kid tollerant, i refused to give them more of my limited time. Why get attached then find out they cannt tollerate kids?
I would believe other than the fact you can’t go a single sentence without misspelling something.
"Your house sounds fun"2🤣🤣👏
I remember watching this guy talking about his kids when I was younger and now he’s doing stand up with his kid
the finding the wife in the closet is exactly how i found my brothers mom lmaooo my dad would have her over when i went to bed and one time i woke up early from my nap and they were in his room hanging out so hes just like "this is your new step mom" wasnt how he wanted me to meet her lol
Look i wondered into some girly store at the mall once and i saw they had a line of ice cream cartons with legit ice cream flavors on the tubs with scoops to get it. I thought it was real so i took a scoop to get a small taste and spat it right back out.... It was makeup 😂
I would have made the same mistake😂😂
he proves humor is genetic 🤣
You either be dead by tomorrow or never be sick again your entire life 😂😂😂 that's the whole purpose of chewing table gum isn't it 😅
Just became a single dad. And this is the first time saying it "outloud" so heres to that..
You got this!!
@@kerrablue thank you, fuck this sucks
@FullTwos you got this! It does get easier and you will find the right one that will except you for you and will except your baby/ies
@barbarasmith9842 I'm doing a lot better now, still sucks but I'm okay, like really now. Thank you for your words they help
You are enough. Your best is ALWAYS enough even if you all just want to scream and cry at times. You are amazing, always be yourself and they'll thank you someday.
Single mom of three daughters here, this just made my day. 😂❤
Your daughter is my kind of girl!
The hug after lmao
The gum story plot twist was crazy
That Spiderman line was fucking awesome
Im 33 currently my dad 53 and he was single farther. My younger brother as a baby used to play in the dog shit and my dad would get on to him and then he would cry and me my older brother my half brother and sister would crack up. My younger brother was super young when he used to do this. He thought it was Play-doh and he would put the dog shit the play-doh toys lmao.
No wonder his daughter is extraordinarily strong, she has a big brother AND a little brother, she had to be! lol ask me how I know!
Okay but now she's using your/your family's celebrity and influence, spirit, stubbornness to save every dog, cat, sundry animal possible!! So clearly, Petco and puddy tats for the win!! I enjoy the family stories quite verily and I thank you for sharing them!!
This is so pure and wholesome!!!
I am just watching it on repeat to make my day. You and my dad would get on so well!
If I had a stranger in my closet, my son would tell every person on this green earth
On GOD!😂
Pure joy on my face when I listen to Josh’s story’s
“Your house sounds fun” 🫷🏻
Lol legit best part.
We need more of Josh and Jacob!! So many laughs!!
Hi I fell for the cookies at Petco at 45! LOL
THE GUM! oh guys the horror. You don't even understand. My son went through a phase where he would look for gum out in public under benches and tables, just everywhere. I don't remember exactly but I think he might have been 4 or 5. So many times I caught him trying to pry off the gum. I don't think he ever actually put any in his mouth because I always caught him. We had so many fights about the gum! I remember one time I got so exasperated and was telling him off and he was like, "But you won't buy me any gum! This is the only way I can get gum!" Oh, so much horror. I was so glad when he outgrew that.
I'm thinking a collab with him and his daughter and officer Eddy with Scoot 😂😂😂
Great idea
Haha danger ous!
I chewed restaurant gum, too! Branson, MO 1984!!!
We missed you!
9:33 Instant trauma hahahahaha
Josh your the GOAT, I enjoy your stand up. Too bad you couldn't perform in Michigan
What's really funny is how nobody bats an eye at a mom having to buy her son a jock strap.
your daughter sounds lovely, and you can hear from the stories she is the only girl XD love this, love your comedy shows and snipits
Those Petco chocolate chip cookie dog treats tasted good
The ginger snap ones are really good too.
@@feralhomunculus I seriously want to try one now.
"Restaurant gum"...noooooooooo🤢 And then.......I totally pictured your wife curled up at the bottom of your closet when I first heard you talk about it, never a walk-in.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Making Mrs. Potters closet cubby more homely… No Snitch K…!!😂😂😂
Omg haven't seen you since corona!! Missed ur videos!
My niece slept in her own closet for about a year. lol
way to go dad
Great compilation, hope Jacob keeps at it and expands into his own form! I take yt as it gives it, hopefully the algorithm will show me some of your stuff in the future!
Thanks for the vid Josh
His daughter reminds me of my sister lol
Man! His son and his own voice sounds exactly the same it's crazy
Josh,you rock! Peace
Joshua.... I used to keep those 'petco' cookies in a jar when I was manager of a major industrial supply company for customers that brought in their pets. One of my salesman couldn't keep his hands out of them. Apparently, they're pretty delicious. 🤷🏾♀️
I love this girl!
oh my god he is back I was just thinking about him the other day
I didn’t know he has a daughter!
Yea Jacobe is the youngest of 3
buy a brah…wait till “nah I need heavy flows” please be pads please be pads…GD IT it’s not pads
Those petco cookies were actually just like chocolate chip cookies used to bug the shit out of our ma when we'd give one to the dog then eat one.
Your son is handsome funny and charming a real cool dude like his pop!!
This is gold!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I respect that crap so much. There is no need to meet your kids, and you are not serious.
I let my daughter have a milk bone and she won’t stop asking for them
There was a family friend that would eat them. As a kid I would sit with him and eat one with him. I still don't know to this day if he was just messing with me or really liked them. 😂
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That girl is a dawg💯
Petco vanilla creme cookies are delish. Each of my dogs got one for being good when getting their nails trimmed and i did too!!
But some of those petco cookies are actually good 😂
Thnx for making me laugh for years....than making something thats gonna make me laugh even more years. Yer like a hemaroid....a gift that keeps on giving!😅
You continue to impress me.
Great show
Please do a compilation for the boys too!
I always toke up for your vids. In honor of course
🤣🤣priceless! Can't make this stuff up!
Ok ok sir sir ir daughter sounds just like my god daughter who is 4 the size of a 7 year old. The I.Q. of a prolific hitman lol. The mouth of a 20 year old that has a great job and doesn't live at home. And oh yes the strength of a Titan lmao. I call her Todzilla. Love my baby
TODZILLA I LOVE IT 😂 my youngest sibling just turned 5, her name is blakely, we call her “Blakely the bulldozer” cause she doesn’t f around LOL
@@Allystargirl lmfao
Your daughter is soo cool
Beth Potter & “Her” CLOSET of MAGICAL MYSTERY(ß.)…!!!
*zoinks* Yo’…!!!
Brings a totally different meaning to coming out of the closet!
Restaurant gum 🤮
Razil and little pup is back baby!! I hope the voices in Razil's can be silenced or at the very least dealt with.
When I was a kid, that was before eating out was as common, I remember going out to eat twice, we may have gone out two or three times until I was 20 maybe. After that point eating out was more common, we started eating out more.
And yet, no cameo?
😂🤣😂🤣 🤣
Much love Fam
With great power comes great responsibilititty lol
Snickerdoodle
🤣🤣😂
Baby K IS A GANGSTA’…!!!N.S.K.
Raised by (2.) OG’(ß.) B.+J. =
Aw lol
No we don’t work together at Nike. BYE YALL
4:15 TERRIBLE AD PLACEMENT! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE GUM CAME FROM NOW!!!
So question your coming to Ohio to funny bone soon, are u both gonna be there?
I was a big fan of Josh's until he started including his son in all of his work. His son is not funny at all. He is just like any other 20 something year old and really doesn't have any mic skills or comedic timing. Not sure why Josh insists on including him. Nepotism I guess?
or the fact that he is actually a good comedian, and an insanely large amount of ppl would disagree with your take
First of all, I hope you don't have kids, siblings or friends and I'm sorry your parents sucked... 2nd of all, aside from apparently your life, generally when someone grows up in a field of study and develops a knowledge, connections and exposure to the field and learns from the experts in it, they have the unique advantage of senior expertise with the advantage of a new, young mind who's not quite cynical but is wiser and has both an insider and outsider point of view, so as they've grown up with it, been exposed to it, studying it for x amount if years, who wouldn't give their kid/loved one a chance after they've displayed a shared passion and a noted aptitude from a litany of experts?
Wow, were you high when you wrote this? Every young person has to practice their craft and has misses at times. But Jacob is funny. You're just a hater...
Sounds like a hater!
have you ever considered that him and his son value it as their bonding experience
Shocked he hasn’t dragged her on stage to extend his hackish career. One of the worst comedy performances I’ve even seen live
And yet here you are, typing a meaningless comment, jealous at your complete lack of any talent