Buddy in the red hat looks like he secretly had his sistermom write his name on the underside of the visor, and he's trying to read it so he can introduce himself to the camera.
تفرتردتگردتگرددےترشگدشدگتگدءدءےفشھھففےےجتچدگفچھدءتتدےءفدتگھگھجکگگھیھجففگھفھفگھچفگچھھفےچءےفءدےتءےےءتے &٪*&٪&*&+٪*-٪&+٪*+&٪+&+-&"٨٦&-+&"-+٪٨٧&٨" ٧&&-)-+؛-؛-:؛+؛-&+&--+)&-)-+)+'&+)-++)'٧)'+)-+)-)+)-++)'-+-+:٨٨٨٨-)&- Translate: I want some McDonald's but I don't want kids hmmm
The thing that bugs me about the "those jobs are meant for teens" argument is that they say that, but then still expect those businesses to be open on weekdays at noon for lunch. You know, when the teens who are supposed to be the only ones in those positions are at school.
Exactly lmao like, how do they except a teenager to be in school AND do their job simultaneously? And lots of adults have those jobs too including myself, not everyone goes to college as soon as they graduate and most of the only jobs you can get with no college degree is retail, food service or factory work.
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki they are. But they wouldn't be if they were exclusively staffed by high school kids. Therefore, those jobs must be able to support the lives of the adults who work them.
Eh, if he can complete sentences he probably still has one braincell, but his expression tells me that it just bounces around in his skull like a screensaver and gets progressively more damaged with every hit.
I'm kinda torn about the kid in the dress. If he actually *wants* to wear a dress, then yeah he shouldn't be bullied for it, but if the parent was making him wear a dress to prove a point, that's despicable. If you want to make a point about gender stereotypes, go ahead, but don't use your kid as a pawn for that.
Considering the post said that the child “no longer wanted to go in a dress” I’d guess he was somewhat forced into that by the mother which is just enforcing the gender stereotype even more because that kid might grow up to think he should be “manly” and not wear “girly clothes” but that’s only my opinion from the limited information gathered
Well.. black people tend to retain their youthful appearance, if they do take care. And that benefit extends to descendants, even if they do not have black skin. Exhibut A, myself. If I shave my beard off, I also shave at least 10 years off my appearance
“Parents who vaccinate their kids without their consent are terrible parents” is like saying “parents who don’t ask their kids if they want to be born first are horrible”
Supposedly that's the point that extreme antinatalists stand for. They just think that being is the evilest, most consent violating thing ever. You just can't go anywhere virtual without hitting a crackpot, you know.
@@zvezdoblyat If I were able to consent to being born I'd say "nope! Lemme die and start over in a different body! ... But let me keep my open mindedness!"
If anyone didn't get it, a family tree goes down generations in the branches lower. He said his family tree is a wreath because its round. Implying that he's inbred as it keeps going round.
I was in a doctor's office waiting room it is quiet and I just randomly burst out laughing I have never been so embarrassed so good job my dude this was good
Its ridiculous, you believe that a biological male should be able to wear a dress if they choose to, but you force someone who wants to wear pants or shorts to wear a dress, makes no sense.
Can confirm. My ex mother in law was this old black lady with gorgeous hazel/greenish eyes. She was over 60 I think and aside her fading to white hair, she didn't looked over 45. Here In my country we have a saying about the youthful appearance of black people: When a black person has white hair, surely he's over 90
She aged extremely well. I did not expect 45 to be how old she is. She has treated herself well and taken care of her body. It should be more of an inspiration instead of the putdown she got.
This channel has had some of the craziest growth I've ever seen from a small channel. Less than a week ago he had 9k subs when I subbed, and now hes at 100k in only a few days. Truly incredible
Fun Fact: In Leviticus 20:13, the Hebrew translation uses different words for the two men in question. One of the words for men suggests that that one was particularly younger. This means that an accurate translation would be anti-inappropriate child touching rather than anti-gay. Now, there might be a reason why the church would mistranslate a verse clearly saying that men who harm children in that way should be put to death but I'm sure it was an accident.
The Gandhi quote (the second one) is actually real. He said this during a small pox epidemic when he realised that he made a mistake by imposing his views on thers
@@lool12366 you might be surprised how selectively we remember people we are supposed to praise. Not to mention he was absolutely terrible to his wife.
honestly i don't think that there is a worse burn than his existence. just think: every day he has to get up, look in the mirror, and realize that he is him and nothing he does will ever change that
All of you are so arrogant and wrong he obviously made this video for me. Now seeing as we have the same name it's my right to be able to have all your Money!!
Me and my family have this ongoing tradition that we guess all of our presents are a football. If I had to open a present and see that thing, I’d burn down the Christmas tree.
I’m an autistic myself, and I can agree that anti-vaxxers aren’t very smart for the most part, however, there is something I would like you to think about. If a child is allergic to an ingredient in the vaccine, they will die if they get it. I’m very much pro-vaxx, and the ‘vAcCiNeS cAuSe AuTiSm’ idiots are really big a**holes, but not all anti-vaxxers are in the wrong. Sorry for the entire paragraph btw. I have trouble shortening my words
Polythrower I understand where you’re coming from and yes, vaccines can be harmful to some people, but that’s all the more reason for anti vaxers to stop. If you can’t get say, a measles vaccine because it has been determined you are allergic then this honestly shouldn’t affect you as long as everyone around you is vaccinated. However, if everyone around you is not vaccinated due to some idiot conspiracy theories, then you are completely vulnerable and are at serious risk. I have seen many anti-vaxers saying, “why are you scared of getting sick from us? If your miracle cure works so well, you should be fine according to you.” Of course, these people are wrong and they are a big danger to public health and people who cannot get vaccinated due to allergies, end up suffering
"If I hAd KiDs" they're either going to be blind, have terrible taste for men, or look like a 2 year old drew a face in a potato Otherwise your bloodline ends here Also are you from Alabama?
That guy is the first survivor of human-pig gene splicing. His face inspired the pigmen from Minecraft, the boomers from Left4Dead, and Majin Buu's belly. Legend says he once ate the entire butter section at his local Wal-Mart.
A line would be a tree, meaning the farther up it goes it braches off into different families making the main family bigger, if you mean a line with no branches then that mean that entire generation doesn't exist- A wreath is funny because it means the family it just going in circles in the reproduction aspect XD
I was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome before I was vaccinated. ‘Nuff said. Oh wait, I’m also working for an AA degree while still enrolled in high school (dual enrollment program). Almost forgot to mention THAT.
@@jborrego2406 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or actually thanking me. I was making a point that people on the autism spectrum aren't freaks or mentally handicapped, and that vaccinations don't cause autism.
5:46 I got fry oil in my eye on my third day of working at McDonald's. And I was being careful. It's never 100% safe in the back of fast food resturants.
That used to be something you'd do for a woman to impress her right? I never learned to cook and i kinda want to so i can make something for my girlfriend.
That was a skill that was supposed to be learned because it was *USEFUL* You don't learn to read to impress a girl, you learn to read because it is *USEFUL* Why is it always assumed that you learn skills to impress a girl? what is wrong with you people.
In My mother's home country, What used to be the Soviet Union, Education was *STRICT.* They taught you how to sit properly and how to even hold your pen properly. I still think in the beginning, the USSR had more potential than this cesspool of a debate club.
11:26 ME AND ALL THE OTHER SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE TRIGGERED. it’s not pronounced Edinburg It’s pronounced edinbru. But it’s an honest mistake. You are still a great youtuber.
As a biology student, I literally died when I heard this insult. Omfg, I can imagine a frustrated masters student spitting this at someone on 3 hours of sleep. I don't think I'd use it since I don't get blindly angry or in a name calling mood often, but MAN, I know some people who would LOVE this in an insult book.
uhhhh, this is wrong because a lepine is a substance used to eat animals whole. This fits in because your pfp is a lepine. I studied this for 100 years and you shall not criticize me.
Fun fact about Leviticus, the entire section of Leviticus was mistranslated from its original Greek. The actual text refers to "If a man lays with a child as he lays with a woman..." and so forth, meaning you can't condemn homosexuality by using Leviticus.
Jabba the Hutt's dumber brother for sure, but the expression on is face is because he's blind. No joke. And obviously has no idea what he looks like. Or anyone who cares about him, or they would tell him to shut the whole hell up.
That one about whether or not retail workers deserve a living wage. Well, with the virus thing going on right now and the fact that retail workers are literally putting their lives on the line. Yeah, they deserve a goddamn living wage.
When you brought up civ ghandi I lost it. For those who don't know, due to a bug in Civ1 ghandi was trigger happy with nukes and the most agressive civilization leader in the game. This became a tradition for all other games.
As I recall it was an integer underflow caused by the fact that by default gandhi had the lowest aggression value possible but there were a number of events that could lower the AI's aggression lacking any check for a minimum value so his would just wrap around to max when it occurred. Heh yes I am a nerd but someone might find it interesting lol.
@@seraphina985 That is entirely correct, Ghandi in normal play would start out very calm, but as soon as one of those events flagged him to lower his aggression he went haywire and destroyed everything. This was of course caused by the exact thing you described on a technical level. Integer under/overflows are honestly one of my favorite types of glitches in games it leads to things like unkillable Eggman in Sonic 1, cakes that can be baked for +3 milion years and still be baked to perfection, and of course homicidal Ghandi
@@seraphina985 in binary each power of 2 is represented by a digit. So 0000001 is one and 00000010 is 2 ect. Due to a crafty way of representing negatives you flip the digits and add 1. So - 1 is 11111111 and negative 2 is 11111110. Now civ doesnt read that as -2. It reads it as 247... MADhatma Ghandi...
A lot of these posts are political. I don't really care about political views, I just like watching people getting MURDERED BY WORDS! Most of these clips are Liberals owning Conservatives -- THAT IS JUST BECAUSE R/MURDEREDBYWORDS HAS THOSE POSTS! Check the Reddit yourself - posts of conservatives owning liberals are very rare. I'd happily post those as well, but they just don't show up very often.
@@johnw3443 ......and the McDonald's nearby. And the Panda Express down the street. And the Walmart across the street from Wendy's(that was also ransacked).
Ok, air force cadets here. I went to a lecture where we had a man, 60s or 70s, probably a boomer ( not insultingly) explain that he irons his own uniform because he doesn't trust his wife with the expectation that he is held to. It is not gay to be better at ironing than a woman, sometimes it's demanding of a career, especially one with high expectations and high pay. Anyone that thinks that doing "womanly activities" that are basically necessary to survive living alone can go eat 10 metres of barbed wire
Excuse me, my daughter loves this channel and was really good today. She deserves this video's dedication more than you. You have to give it to her. She's also in a wheelchair. And her daddy is a top lawyer.
Oh no how sad! I would love to give you anything i have but only if shes called Jaymz, Jayms, James, Jamez, jaymes, Jaymez. If that is not the case i should politely ask you to tell RSLASH to change the name of the person he made this video for to the name of your daughter. I hope this helped you
It apears to me that there is a lupine in your profile picture and everybody who says otherwise is an idiot, I must know, I'm an expert because I didn't even care to take 5 seconds to fakt-check
9:20 no, this guys family tree is a cactus; its a straight line and full of pricks
*The most underrated comment of the century.*
Meme Explorer I got this from reddit
*...still the most underrated comment of the century...I think...*
CatJamKitten OMG Y E S
DAMN
Buddy in the red hat looks like he secretly had his sistermom write his name on the underside of the visor, and he's trying to read it so he can introduce himself to the camera.
Can he even write his own name?
The further down the comments I read, the better these get. Treat yourself, that one was perfect XD
sister/mom/wife
Haha 😂
Noice
This man looks like he sacrificed his kids for the McDonald's god
تفرتردتگردتگرددےترشگدشدگتگدءدءےفشھھففےےجتچدگفچھدءتتدےءفدتگھگھجکگگھیھجففگھفھفگھچفگچھھفےچءےفءدےتءےےءتے
&٪*&٪&*&+٪*-٪&+٪*+&٪+&+-&"٨٦&-+&"-+٪٨٧&٨" ٧&&-)-+؛-؛-:؛+؛-&+&--+)&-)-+)+'&+)-++)'٧)'+)-+)-)+)-++)'-+-+:٨٨٨٨-)&-
Translate: I want some McDonald's but I don't want kids hmmm
And get double dead by the Doomslayer
Lee Payne
Rip & Tear Until It Is Done
Oof
keep the like at 666
The thing that bugs me about the "those jobs are meant for teens" argument is that they say that, but then still expect those businesses to be open on weekdays at noon for lunch. You know, when the teens who are supposed to be the only ones in those positions are at school.
Exactly lmao like, how do they except a teenager to be in school AND do their job simultaneously? And lots of adults have those jobs too including myself, not everyone goes to college as soon as they graduate and most of the only jobs you can get with no college degree is retail, food service or factory work.
Are fast food places not open on weekdays at noon for lunch in America??
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki they are. But they wouldn't be if they were exclusively staffed by high school kids. Therefore, those jobs must be able to support the lives of the adults who work them.
@@CerealExperimentsMizukino usually they open around 10-12 depending on the place
@@firemonster3603 that's insanely late. Here, a place such as McDonald's opens at 6 AM.
That guy looks like his eyeballs are looking for the last surviving braincell.
He has a brain????
@@michelleparker270 Ok lets stay realistic here. Probably the hollow shell of a peanut.
his hat ""make America Great again"" When?
the search continues indefinently....
Eh, if he can complete sentences he probably still has one braincell, but his expression tells me that it just bounces around in his skull like a screensaver and gets progressively more damaged with every hit.
I'm kinda torn about the kid in the dress. If he actually *wants* to wear a dress, then yeah he shouldn't be bullied for it, but if the parent was making him wear a dress to prove a point, that's despicable. If you want to make a point about gender stereotypes, go ahead, but don't use your kid as a pawn for that.
Dam right.
yep.
EXACTLY
Considering the post said that the child “no longer wanted to go in a dress” I’d guess he was somewhat forced into that by the mother which is just enforcing the gender stereotype even more because that kid might grow up to think he should be “manly” and not wear “girly clothes” but that’s only my opinion from the limited information gathered
True dat
"If I traded a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change back"
That's kinda it
Damn
To be fair, he did give you his two cents
0.9% tax on that
If I had to pay a penny for every time you used your brain, I'd be the richest person on Earth.
I'm using this.
He’s not a baker, nor a sandwich maker, but something tells me that he’s in-bread (bred).
That guy looks like the human equivalent of an unsalted pretzel
Don’t insult unsalted pretzels.
All pretzels suck Period.
@@arisneisys b- BRUH
SUCKA NO
PRETZELS ARE GREAT
If he was any more inbred he'd be a sandwich
I laughed way to hard at this😂😂😂😂. Not that anyone cares tho🥺😂
RSlash: I don’t even know any James
Theodd1sout: *cries in animation*
F
@@peanutcruncher1349 .
. .
AWWWWWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAN
James Charles: cries in unholiness
WTF
All I kept repeating, where the woman was saying the blogger would lose her looks at 45, was; please be over 45. Please be over 45.
Yes.
*happy dance.
Well.. black people tend to retain their youthful appearance, if they do take care. And that benefit extends to descendants, even if they do not have black skin. Exhibut A, myself. If I shave my beard off, I also shave at least 10 years off my appearance
But.. they be 44
Boom. 333 likes.
@@ciape7547 they will be I thing 46 this year with what big shaq calls "quik mafs"
Dances with you one year later*
“Parents who vaccinate their kids without their consent are terrible parents” is like saying “parents who don’t ask their kids if they want to be born first are horrible”
Supposedly that's the point that extreme antinatalists stand for. They just think that being is the evilest, most consent violating thing ever. You just can't go anywhere virtual without hitting a crackpot, you know.
That second one sounds like something an anti-abortion individual would say.
@@arandomyoutubeaccount3166 lmaoo but do they ask? Cause 90% of the kids would rather not be living in this world....
@@zvezdoblyat
Yeah, sounds about right.
@@zvezdoblyat If I were able to consent to being born I'd say "nope! Lemme die and start over in a different body! ... But let me keep my open mindedness!"
"your family tree is a wreath" deserves broad and general adoption.
pretty sure they're so ruined in the head they think it's christmas still and just rolled with it into their insult
@@The-Omega-Blade i don't think we watched the same video.
If anyone didn't get it, a family tree goes down generations in the branches lower.
He said his family tree is a wreath because its round. Implying that he's inbred as it keeps going round.
r/rareinsults/comments/ar52qu
(Which is a pretty good subreddit too btw)
Hey buddy! Your sister called! She wants her child support!
The dude’s eyes are looking back like that because he keeps looking for his brain, and hasn’t found anything yet.
He's blind.
Your profile is cursed
ur pfp and user just- icoNic, amAzing 👏
His brain is the proof that there is something smaller than an atom
You said wideos vrong
yeAh aNd??? you sAiD “wrong” wRonG!!1!1!!! ID1OT!!2231!!
@@jonny5149 I think you got wooshed.
@@BXKN039 No you just did
??? no you did. who in their right mind unironically uses numbers with their exclamation points
geckodog someone meming
I saw that picture and immediately called him "Trumplestilskin."
Oh my that is good. 🤣
I was in a doctor's office waiting room it is quiet and I just randomly burst out laughing I have never been so embarrassed so good job my dude this was good
Genius
PFFT- BAHAHAHAHAHA
DAMNNNNNN
Aaaannndddd I just found my new favorite insult!
if the 12y old wants to wear a dress its one thing. forcing him is just child abuse
Its ridiculous, you believe that a biological male should be able to wear a dress if they choose to, but you force someone who wants to wear pants or shorts to wear a dress, makes no sense.
Ashley Morales where do you get the idea that they forced anyone to wear a dress...
@@kvngcasim7712 I guess he can't understand what I wrote 😂
@@NekoSteamBoy for real! 😅
exactly.
That black girl is so gorgeous. That other women replying is probably aging like a banana and she just mad
Hahahahaha, aging like a banana!! That one cracked me up! Thanks :)
probably rotten
Can confirm. My ex mother in law was this old black lady with gorgeous hazel/greenish eyes. She was over 60 I think and aside her fading to white hair, she didn't looked over 45. Here In my country we have a saying about the youthful appearance of black people: When a black person has white hair, surely he's over 90
She aged extremely well. I did not expect 45 to be how old she is. She has treated herself well and taken care of her body. It should be more of an inspiration instead of the putdown she got.
@@GodOfPlague Eh, women tend to be jealous of other women that reach THAT age and do not show signs of aging
"YEAH KAREN." "THIS IS ALL YOU KAREN." DAMMIT KAREN."
People, to me: What's your name?
Me: *mumbles inaudibly*
dracofirex
Same
I'm ugly laughing
@@tylerbyrd5849 XD
Karen the Kraken.
oof
8:50 that man's hat should be changed to, "Make my family tree normal for once!"
That dude's family tree is the recycling symbol
NICE!! lol
Dude his family tree is probably a ladder
*trash
r/rareinsults
dang yall really gonna hate this guy for being in a reddit post....
0:31 poor cat, imagine living with a person who insults someone for winning a gold medal but over slept
Yeah we can't even sleep anymore.
That dude looks like my left tumb after i accidently dropped a purple work hard 5 pound weight on it
Scorpion Blade HOLY SH** YOU F***ING KILLED HIM DUDE.
Scorpion Blade
Why a purple work hard weight why not just a weight
The fact that he said "wideos" instead of "videos" at the beginning makes me respect him so much more
This channel has had some of the craziest growth I've ever seen from a small channel. Less than a week ago he had 9k subs when I subbed, and now hes at 100k in only a few days. Truly incredible
Damn
Another youtuber called bumfris went from 10k to almost 90k
Eric Cartman I seen one girl reach 1 million in only a month stuff like that is really impressive
Once my dog got over 150 followers on insta because I posted on #gsd one time
@Luna_g1rl
Dude looks like the hills have eyes meets Burger King
Daaaaannnnnngggggtt
He is looking at his future and past at the same time and both are bad
@@idkaname528 What future?
"SHOTS FIRED!"
Pooh damn
8:47 he looks like he's trying to count his IQ with his eyeballs.
The most powerful computer in the world cant calculate into negatives far enough to calculate that mans IQ.
how? by looking into his brain? ""yeah there it is"" buddy that is you hat size
Some say he’s still looking to this day...
Wait, he has an IQ?
Shouldn't take him too long. Its only one digit.
That guy looks like slice of bread trying to count his IQ.
He has a IQ level?
Fun Fact: In Leviticus 20:13, the Hebrew translation uses different words for the two men in question. One of the words for men suggests that that one was particularly younger. This means that an accurate translation would be anti-inappropriate child touching rather than anti-gay. Now, there might be a reason why the church would mistranslate a verse clearly saying that men who harm children in that way should be put to death but I'm sure it was an accident.
Did we really need to know some extra Religious Studies material?
TH-cam is now broken, I have negative 5:09 left in the video.
@@wta1518 no it isn't it just tells you how much is left
@@ohyeahbonsai your brain is broken because it can't get the joke.
I've heard about this.
The Gandhi quote (the second one) is actually real. He said this during a small pox epidemic when he realised that he made a mistake by imposing his views on thers
Oh hell no smallpox ain't getting fuck them
Ok actually though thanks Singh. I was not entirely sure. Many thanks again.
Gandhi was a racist, idk why he would care
@@Kaitivere Lmao its not like Gandhi literally led the anti-racist movement in South Africa when he was there
@@lool12366 you might be surprised how selectively we remember people we are supposed to praise. Not to mention he was absolutely terrible to his wife.
9:20 that mans family tree is a dead bush from minecraft.
Rare insult...
Useless... only good for sticks.
Im gonna post this on r/rareinsults
so small, ugly and useless?
Here's the link if anyone's interested www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/c9szso/anyone_else_here_play_minecraft/
"This dudes family tree is probably a wreath.." there is no burn unit in the universe that can treat that
Weird you'd think Humpty Dumpty would be against building a wall
that was good.
@David Akpaleapik wow, thank you. I was sooooooo lost!
That was clever
BE VEWY VEWY QUIET IM HUNTING FOR WABBITS
SPICYLIZARDS 34876 no u
honestly i don't think that there is a worse burn than his existence. just think: every day he has to get up, look in the mirror, and realize that he is him and nothing he does will ever change that
i dont think he realises anything at all. ever
TH-cam: WAS THAT SWEARING?? AND DID YOU SHOW A FRUITS 'FRUIT'
*demonetizes*
Also TH-cam:
*demonitizes anti-vax channels*
Fr fr lmao
O, go hug yourself passionately °x°
@@albertterry2770
*monetizes
That's how stupid YT is
Monitises rap god by eminem
That dude looks like he was hit on the head by mario and Luigi's hammers at the same time
I died when you typed "Tales from retail"
"Ohhhhh"
Monsterman901 but wait... if you died how can you then write this comment?
r/quityourbullshit
@Michelle Aiko it's sarcasm. r/whoosh to you lmao
Whoa you made this video just for me? Thanks man ;-;
James M He made it just for me, what are you taking about you arrogant grunt? I,m block you
@@jamescampbell2592 no u
James Campbell I read that as agnorant
All of you are so arrogant and wrong he obviously made this video for me. Now seeing as we have the same name it's my right to be able to have all your Money!!
James Butler I would gladly take all of Campbell Soup’s money
That persons head is 0.0001% facial features, the rest is a football
Me and my family have this ongoing tradition that we guess all of our presents are a football. If I had to open a present and see that thing, I’d burn down the Christmas tree.
I think he looks more like 50% football, 49.99% potato and 0.01% face
rSlash's savage commentary is giving me life!! I need more videos like this one because he's just not as sassy anymore and I really miss it.
I got vaccinated without my consent- My mother doesn’t need my consent to keep me alive-
I was born without consent. She let me choose to vaccinate but fortunately, I thought I had more to live for at the time and said yes.
I love watching people criticize others for stupid things like pronunciation. Also you said videos wrong.
omg he did it intentionally ur so stupid smfh rn
r/whoosh
Woooosh
r/doublewoooosh
Include me in the screenshot!
His family tree wasn't a tree
Or wreath
It was a potato
1 big potato
One baked in snow
@@ninjayajnin 😂😂😂😂
Aw crap now I want to make a baked potato now
EY! As a Russian I fucking love potatoes, don't insult potatoes like this!
This is an insult to potatoes...
That guy does lines of monster but one time he sniffed an extra chromosome
As someone who has Aspergers I love the vaccine one. It’s literally my thoughts every time I see some anti-vax sh*t!!! 🙏🏼
omg SAME... at least, the printable thoughts 🤣
I’m an autistic myself, and I can agree that anti-vaxxers aren’t very smart for the most part, however, there is something I would like you to think about. If a child is allergic to an ingredient in the vaccine, they will die if they get it. I’m very much pro-vaxx, and the ‘vAcCiNeS cAuSe AuTiSm’ idiots are really big a**holes, but not all anti-vaxxers are in the wrong.
Sorry for the entire paragraph btw. I have trouble shortening my words
Polythrower I understand where you’re coming from and yes, vaccines can be harmful to some people, but that’s all the more reason for anti vaxers to stop. If you can’t get say, a measles vaccine because it has been determined you are allergic then this honestly shouldn’t affect you as long as everyone around you is vaccinated. However, if everyone around you is not vaccinated due to some idiot conspiracy theories, then you are completely vulnerable and are at serious risk. I have seen many anti-vaxers saying, “why are you scared of getting sick from us? If your miracle cure works so well, you should be fine according to you.” Of course, these people are wrong and they are a big danger to public health and people who cannot get vaccinated due to allergies, end up suffering
As a Celt, I hereby formally invite everyone to celebrate Halloween
Thank you
12:34 “Foxes are lupine, not canine.”
THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY PHYSICALLY HURTS.
Sis I-
Stop ✋
I want to die after hearing that being said
Ikr?
Got owned by Tierzoo
Why is that a thing?
His one brain cell dings around his head like a widow screen saver
I hope that guy divorces his wife/sister/mother so then his kids will have eyebrows and not look like constipated potatoes.
You misspelled twin.
Holy shit! Constipated potato? Fucking glorious, your highness!
‘2007 called, it wants it 12 year old back’
ej. crusing how dare you
👀 what they said
n- no, i don't want to go
Nope
You won't take me alive!
"If I hAd KiDs"
they're either going to be blind, have terrible taste for men, or look like a 2 year old drew a face in a potato
Otherwise your bloodline ends here
Also are you from Alabama?
he already has kids dammit
also he's from texas. not much better
;-;
They probably look or are like the mother because if not I am gonna be pretty sad.
@@nothingbutalittlebumblebee7183 yeah me too
That guy is the first survivor of human-pig gene splicing. His face inspired the pigmen from Minecraft, the boomers from Left4Dead, and Majin Buu's belly. Legend says he once ate the entire butter section at his local Wal-Mart.
That mans family tree ain’t a wreath....
It’s a goddamn line.
That 1 random dude 😂😂
Not as funny, sorry
Understandable
A line would be a tree, meaning the farther up it goes it braches off into different families making the main family bigger, if you mean a line with no branches then that mean that entire generation doesn't exist-
A wreath is funny because it means the family it just going in circles in the reproduction aspect XD
Yeah I just got that. Thanks.
I was diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome before I was vaccinated. ‘Nuff said.
Oh wait, I’m also working for an AA degree while still enrolled in high school (dual enrollment program). Almost forgot to mention THAT.
Mateo JORGENSEN I appreciate you saying that! Honestly I expected people to either question the program I’m in, or just flat out not believe it
Wow thanks I have asthma An can run that means everyone with asthma can
@@jborrego2406 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or actually thanking me. I was making a point that people on the autism spectrum aren't freaks or mentally handicapped, and that vaccinations don't cause autism.
@@jborrego2406
I-
What-
11:09 Insulting the Slav King will result in treason
He fking stepped into the wrong slav territory, "Oh look at me, I'm so badass I'm gonna squat on toes"" dude you dead. Its heels to the ground cyka
Heels on ground comrade found,heels in the sky western spy
how many drop of good vodka before dying of poisoning
Send him to gulag
Good job comrade.
5:46 I got fry oil in my eye on my third day of working at McDonald's. And I was being careful. It's never 100% safe in the back of fast food resturants.
'His family tree is probably a wreath'. That's brilliant, mind if I use it?
I’m sure he won’t mind... considering someone else said it...
A wreath would be like several generations of marrying one's cousins.
A better thing to say would be a LINE
His sister is also his mother, cousin, and his daughter all in one
its plasubile
???????? how the Frozen Throne did he accomplish that?
@@LucyAdroit it is obvious the Cousin is the Sister/Mother and she is lesbian
you forgot wife
Alabama noises intensify
Wait. A man being able to cook is now considered gay?
That used to be considered a must-know skill.
That used to be something you'd do for a woman to impress her right? I never learned to cook and i kinda want to so i can make something for my girlfriend.
That was a skill that was supposed to be learned because it was *USEFUL* You don't learn to read to impress a girl, you learn to read because it is *USEFUL*
Why is it always assumed that you learn skills to impress a girl? what is wrong with you people.
In My mother's home country, What used to be the Soviet Union, Education was *STRICT.* They taught you how to sit properly and how to even hold your pen properly. I still think in the beginning, the USSR had more potential than this cesspool of a debate club.
Guess I'm gay
I'm gay, I can't cook to save my life, I'm doing my best learning though, prepared meals get old fast.
His sarcasm can be so on point sometimes that it can be hard to tell when it’s sarcasm
11:26
ME AND ALL THE OTHER SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE TRIGGERED. it’s not pronounced Edinburg
It’s pronounced edinbru. But it’s an honest mistake. You are still a great youtuber.
Ik god damnit
edin. bruh 😔🤙
F in the chat for all Scottish peeps.
this is out of topic but YOUR PFP. ARE YOU A KILLJOY?
Val C.
Yep. I’m a Scottish killjoy.
This dude sounds like the type of person who’s entire vocal tone sounds like he mocking someone
Please tell me this is a joke. He's doing that on purpose...
Last time I checked, Lunar new year was about the MOON, not Asian people
I genualy made me cringe
bRo wE aRe ThE MoOn
And also for the Hinduism, Muslim, and Jewish religions since they follow the lunar calendar for their events.
Tambourine Cool Sun Myung MOON! Touche’!
You are technically Correct Tambourine Cool. Let's hope you're not smacked during the Festival tho
Dude looks so drunk that he might fall out of his own bed trying to sleep it off. Lol
At first I didnt get it, but calling someone's family tree a wreath is genius
I don't get it
@@nefertitigebrekidan2011 I don't either.
Nefertiti LeFlore theyre suggesting that there was lots of inbreeding in his family history
As a biology student, I literally died when I heard this insult. Omfg, I can imagine a frustrated masters student spitting this at someone on 3 hours of sleep. I don't think I'd use it since I don't get blindly angry or in a name calling mood often, but MAN, I know some people who would LOVE this in an insult book.
ALABAMA 100
Dude in pic: mumbles inaudible sentence about life
Me : OK who let the talking watermelon back in the house
On my god, he pronounced Samhain correctly. I'm impressed....
Then pronounced Edinburgh wrong :(
I know right! As a witch, I paused and shouted "THANK YOU!"
Then they said "edin'burgh'"
@@Dorvin55 also, I'm not a witch or wican, but I understand that all culture is important. So, good on you for publicly standing up for your culture
I'm not sure he was correct everyone I know that pronounces it says (phonetically) "so-wen" no "saw-when"
He was a lot closer than most people get. Baby steps
He looks like his mom told him that if he ate non-stop and looked at the sun he would become a tree
Not that anyone'd believe me, but my names James so thank u for the video.
YoU sAiD viDeO WroNg
uhhhh, this is wrong because a lepine is a substance used to eat animals whole. This fits in because your pfp is a lepine. I studied this for 100 years and you shall not criticize me.
Christopher Austin Dam🅱️
xD
@@arctic7526 I have been studying cruplups
OmG tHaTs ThE pOiNt oF tHe JoKe!!1!1!11!1!1!
Rslash: entitled parents could solve itself
Me: oh yeah this is big brain time
Fun fact about Leviticus, the entire section of Leviticus was mistranslated from its original Greek. The actual text refers to "If a man lays with a child as he lays with a woman..." and so forth, meaning you can't condemn homosexuality by using Leviticus.
“how to pay bills with youtube likes”
*The FBI wants to know your location*
7:06 I like how the responder's name is dingdongyouarewrong
Thanks for pointing that out. I actually missed that part :)
Rootbeerguy690 - A TH-cam Commenter Same. That is an amazing name.
The one for the guy making the hat for the cat is from a channel named LifeOfBoris. It is the best channel and true Slav.
Yes comrade
Ride of the red menace
On behalf of my russian friend, stfu
@@myst66 thanks, but I don't want what you are selling.
Seriously. They get pretty fed up with all the comrade jokes.
Who? The 2 other people who have read this? I don’t think so, so leave my comrade along
he looks like he is getting a stroke and passionate hugging at once.
You said "wideos".
R/woosh
@Patrick Podlesnik anddd fuc.
r/foundthemobileuser
r/owo_osh
a pain in the booty絵馬
R/wOoSh
OhSpider r/ihavereddit
That dude looks like a hard boiled egg that just came in it's undies
Been I thought he looked like a raw chicken breast, tbh
Jabba the Hutt's dumber brother for sure, but the expression on is face is because he's blind. No joke. And obviously has no idea what he looks like. Or anyone who cares about him, or they would tell him to shut the whole hell up.
Um but hard boiled eggs can’t cum tho lolllll ur an idiot
@@lavwashere It was a joke you didn't get and decided to pretend to be smart and act like they didn't know that eggs don't cum.
Who's the idiot again?
Looks like a fat faced Feral Ghoul from Fallout 4
"Wideos"
Ah, I see what you did there.
VVideos
@@mcovens9074Do you know english?
@@hardongus I understand your rage but there are probably kiddos here.
He looks like how you would think a guy with an empty vacuum inside his head that's pulling his eyes in would look
My first name is James and I thank you for making this video just for me! And all you freeloaders are welcome for getting to watch my video.
Dexter Grif
YOUR TO KIND
thank you for sharing
Sup spartan. How’s chief? And plus, wHaTS YouR XbOX GamERTAg?!????
Same
RSlash: I made this video JUST for you, James
Me, a member of the James community: NANI?!
Lol
R u Kenyan?
Or from any EastAfrican country?
Can pronounce samhain, can't pronounce Edinburgh.
That aside, I love your videos!
I feel your pain (I'm Irish....)
@mayo nez or Ed in burrow
Yeah, us Scott's say some things differently.
Ed in bruh
ed-in-burr-oh (or uh)
That one about whether or not retail workers deserve a living wage.
Well, with the virus thing going on right now and the fact that retail workers are literally putting their lives on the line. Yeah, they deserve a goddamn living wage.
When you brought up civ ghandi I lost it.
For those who don't know, due to a bug in Civ1 ghandi was trigger happy with nukes and the most agressive civilization leader in the game. This became a tradition for all other games.
As I recall it was an integer underflow caused by the fact that by default gandhi had the lowest aggression value possible but there were a number of events that could lower the AI's aggression lacking any check for a minimum value so his would just wrap around to max when it occurred. Heh yes I am a nerd but someone might find it interesting lol.
@@seraphina985 That is entirely correct, Ghandi in normal play would start out very calm, but as soon as one of those events flagged him to lower his aggression he went haywire and destroyed everything. This was of course caused by the exact thing you described on a technical level. Integer under/overflows are honestly one of my favorite types of glitches in games it leads to things like unkillable Eggman in Sonic 1, cakes that can be baked for +3 milion years and still be baked to perfection, and of course homicidal Ghandi
@@seraphina985 in binary each power of 2 is represented by a digit. So 0000001 is one and 00000010 is 2 ect. Due to a crafty way of representing negatives you flip the digits and add 1. So - 1 is 11111111 and negative 2 is 11111110. Now civ doesnt read that as -2. It reads it as 247... MADhatma Ghandi...
rSlash: does that mean that anti vaxxers are entitled parents?
Me: Holy-
*w i d e o s*
16x9, for instance, is wide video.
Other formats might, then, be squareos, talleos...
@@brucebaker810 thank you for expanding my understanding of vocabulary
That guy looks like he doesn’t even have a family tree, he looks like he was created in a lab and merged with the dna of a fish
Glub
A lot of these posts are political. I don't really care about political views, I just like watching people getting MURDERED BY WORDS!
Most of these clips are Liberals owning Conservatives -- THAT IS JUST BECAUSE R/MURDEREDBYWORDS HAS THOSE POSTS!
Check the Reddit yourself - posts of conservatives owning liberals are very rare. I'd happily post those as well, but they just don't show up very often.
rSlash love the vids keep up the good work.
He reminds me of globglogabgalab
when you ask to smash and she brings controllers
he looks roasted enough
9/11 😎
For that guy at 9:12, he looks like he created TLC's My 600 Pound Life.
...that or robbed the catering truck on set
@@johnw3443 ......and the McDonald's nearby. And the Panda Express down the street. And the Walmart across the street from Wendy's(that was also ransacked).
Say it with me kids:
“Ed-in-burr-ahh” not “Edin-burrow”. We’re Scottish, not bunnies.
Ok, air force cadets here. I went to a lecture where we had a man, 60s or 70s, probably a boomer ( not insultingly) explain that he irons his own uniform because he doesn't trust his wife with the expectation that he is held to. It is not gay to be better at ironing than a woman, sometimes it's demanding of a career, especially one with high expectations and high pay. Anyone that thinks that doing "womanly activities" that are basically necessary to survive living alone can go eat 10 metres of barbed wire
Rslash-“This is my comments section whenever I mispronounce something in the wideo’
Somebody’s gonna get r/woooshed
and sometimes they do it on purpose
Dumb kid you misspelled vidoe
@@claxmo4448 ha ha you missed the yoke.
gamer Mia UwU R/whoooosh
Kookii Already found one
Yay! My comrade Gopnik Boris was mentioned! His cat ushanka viddy is one of my favorites by far! ALL OF YOU SUB TO LIFE OF BORIS
Vadim Blyat!
Yes comrade
Slav here, (not russian, polish) and here we say kurwa
Omfg! You Made this vid specially for me?!?! Thank you!!!!!!!
Excuse me, my daughter loves this channel and was really good today. She deserves this video's dedication more than you. You have to give it to her. She's also in a wheelchair. And her daddy is a top lawyer.
Oh no how sad! I would love to give you anything i have but only if shes called Jaymz, Jayms, James, Jamez, jaymes, Jaymez. If that is not the case i should politely ask you to tell RSLASH to change the name of the person he made this video for to the name of your daughter. I hope this helped you
I love this community.
Nah he made it for me man not you
James he didnt spell it out so no one shall ever know for sure XD
That guy was the kind of person to be confused by a piece of paper with please turn over on both sides
I bet the guy’s birth certificate is a McDonald’s receipt.
Lmaooooo he came wit large fries and a large Pepsi
I am subscribed to Boris (guy mentioned in 11:30) for 2 years now, and i learned so much about cooking since then. I'm 14 btw
How to hat your cat
👏👏👏 on being 14
Same .
Jim Behr exactly, because we definitely asked how old he is.
Why do you have to mention your age? Im 11 btw.
Uuh, 14:04 this pretty much proves my point that all videos are made just for me.
Are you God?
James I'm so glad you found this video!
It apears to me that there is a lupine in your profile picture and everybody who says otherwise is an idiot, I must know, I'm an expert because I didn't even care to take 5 seconds to fakt-check
@@comiccat4650 uh, no it's not. That was a trophy won at the slaughterho- oh sorry almost got RSlash demonitized
Dude looks like he eats sand and calls it “fine dining”