How to make Unblack Metal (Christian Black Metal/White Metal)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ค. 2024
- Are you a good Christian who also likes shrieking black metal? What a coincidence! We're neither. But here's a handy video where we go through all the fun cliches while making annoying jokes about being Trve Rvlvgvvs. So grab your favourite cross and Jesus H Christ branded pogo stick, 'cause we're doing a shallow dive into the world of Unblack Metal!
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[Chapters]
00:00 A familiar intro
00:00 What is Unblack Metal
02:18 What you need
05:25 History of the Bible
07:17 What you need (again)
07:41 Record your Church
09:07 Music Video
14:04 Finale
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So instead of burnning churches they build them?
Oh my God it's perfect
They just playing the burning church videos in reverse. It’s about a church that put out it’s own fire and re built itself
@@frodosfrostbite bro, this is fucking hilarious
@@incognito3862 No
Yes.
trve chvrch
Shit, that's better...
Gonna start saying that one now
Jesvs ov hell
T-shirt logo idea!
@Blue Beary, that sounds like a good name for an unblack metal merch
Ah, yes, Unblack Metal. When you scream and play so loudly that your neighbors think you are summoning Cthulhu but you are actually praising the lord.
the cthulu lord
[Satanic, evil voice] WHERE ARE YOU MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
Cthulhu IS THE Lord
@@absolutedisease1699 if you have heard the call join the cult of Cthulhu www.theofficialcultofcthulhu.com
Haruhara Haruko or maybe doing both
- Makes Holy Unblack Metal
- Wears Venom shirt
But hey, you have money for makeup now.
Perhaps there was irony there you missed
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@@michaeljameskeating1348 It's a joke.
@@BootsThaRareBirb
Fine, perhaps I missed the irony, lol
I hate how great you are at this. I adore you.
-Y'all mind if I praise God?
"Go ahead Björn"
-*Crimson Moonlight begins blasting*
M⊕r✞iS
I was thinking CM this whole time, Dude, our band got to play with them when we were young, they shred pretty hard. Drummer is unreal.
@@thanebear that’s awesome !! i love crimson moonlight
Using the "Biblically accurate Angels" as an album cover will make it that much better and more brutal
Agreed
Yes
So glad I was able to leave the 69th like on this comment 😅
And yes, biblically accurate angels would look metal as...
Well, not Hell...
Metal as Heaven, I guess?
clever idea 😅
Yeah, I'm, now recording my own kinda unblack stuff and using drawn by myself ophanim, or like catolics and orthodox name it "thrones"
As Christian finding any genre of Christian rock that does not suck as is the kind of miracle I look for.
Crimson moonlight, Horde, Antestor and Skald in Veum are the best bands in the genre
Impending Doom, Demon Hunter, At the Gates
firethrone is great
ecclesia
Reverorum ib malacht
"Mom, can you give me guitar?"
"To play black metal?"
"Yeeees"
*actually plays Unblack Metal like a boss*
*"Bible time"*
Christian black metal would go well with Doom since you're killing demons
Christian death metal
Crimson Moonlight is considered Doom metal before unblack, so that's pretty accurate.
Um no do not kill a masterpiece of a game like doom with anything that isint mick gordons
@@shivamordhaus9586 wellllll about that. The doom eternal soundtrack wasn't mixed by mick gordon
@@orwellmushaikwa2591 True, but these dorks are talking about the video game.
This time they could afford makeup. Blessed shall be Patreon.
The bibble summarized by metal heads might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.
yeah. I want that as a separate video.
Bibble
The braggiest socialist lol
the BIBBEL
For real. That was worthy of a stand alone video.
I heard the word "Christ" and I came a-RUNNING 🙏
Nice to see you here
waiting for bastardized history of unblack metal now
i want bastardized history of unblack metal right NOW
Oh hey I know you
So when should we expect to see a Bastardized history of unblack meta videol?
BTW your my favorite metal TH-camr
No ones gonna talk about the brilliant puppet show
I know! Right?
Holy fuck that was so good.
It was amazing and should be used again
I laughed uncontrollably at the 1st Nat 20 recorded
It reminded me of what’s in the Bible
As usual your "joke" song absolutely slaps
That's a lot a Australian currency there mate, gis us some a that mate eh??
To be fair, unblack bands like Antestor, Crimson Moonlight, Pantokrator, Horde, etc. are actually really good.
Hesychast is one that not enough people know about
Pantokrator is one of my favorites❤️🔥💯✝️✝️✝️
As a Christian, I'm concerned about Jeffs' soul.
@James McKnight No
Finally a Pagefire video that's family friendly!
The upside down cross symbolism in black metals always been weird, considering its just st. Peters cross (he was crucified upside down)
I always figured it was a joke tbh
To annoy the christians that have no idea (but think they do)
In the end; dont forget: even if you truly think youre worshipping Satan; it makes you a believer in god; and it makes you a Christian even. Just a member of a sect with abrahamic and monotheistic roots. So yeah...
Only a tiny percent of the scene are satanists, it's an outlet for outcasts and those rebelling against the hypocrisy of the "faithful".
@@blargkliggle1121 and even at that, satanists vary a lot. Only a minority are theistic and worship a literal satan
Suggestions: How to make....pirate metal, kawaii metal, Viking metal, pagan metal
Edit: By the way I didn’t even know Varg got banned from TH-cam...I don’t follow red on Varg that much cause behemoth is pretty much my favorite band in that particular variety
@@blakeavila4409 binge-watching Babymetal and Necronomidol videos for days on end
@@blakeavila4409 The laughs we can get dude. UwU
blake avila...just to get Andri to do another weird metal genre...I basically just searched for the weirdest metal subgenres and picked among those he didn’t do yet...nothing more nothing less.
@@blakeavila4409 Also they made J-Metal mainstream and something that gets way more attention than it did way before
@@blakeavila4409 pffft nah, Babymetal are just an idol group. If you want something actually original, BiS did it.
"upside-down crosses being upside-down" that was gold!
Unblack metal is what happens to you when you love black metal, but listen to powerwolf ones
Powerwolf is fun
I am able to have Powerwolf and Darkthrone in one playlist. Powerwolf is fun and it was one of the most important bands for me when I was getting into metal
@@daredonny22 I am able to have Black Tongue, Jinjer, Deftones and Tool in one playlist
@@daredonny22 i can have Darkthrone, Windir, Powerwolf, fleshgod apocalypse, behemoth, exc in one playlist
I love everybody trying to flex by using the revolutionary concept of having different bands in the same playlist, lol.
Haha I’m so glad you made this video, man! I’m in a Christian Black Metal band myself. It was a good laugh
Lord Phantom Why?
@@PuresG1ft Because I feel like it
Name of the band?
@@bobesponja7791White Fog :)
@@LordPhantom777 in my watch list now,thank you for the music
st. peter's cross is not evil lol, st. pete was crucified upside down (by request) because he said he was unworthy to die like jesus
After listening to some Unblack metal, I gotta give it credit. It’s more listenable than 90% of Christian rock.
Try the Oi! band Jesus Skins, they make good Christian rock
That’s cause it’s black metal, and black metal is far superior to contemporary soft rock
Christian rock is good too check out whitecross
That's because most Christian rock is just people stealing rock songs and changing the lyrics to be Christian anytime word like hell or Satan are involved. Those 3 verses about mass murder and eating babies? Perfectly okay as is because they dont mention the devil.
I lost it when he first said "the bibble" 😂😂😂
I lost it every time he said it
Andreas as a youth pastor is possibly the most terrifying thing I have ever witnessed
"Friendship forever we will stick together" - was it a dragon sound reference? Hmmm.
I'm so glad that this genre exists, because I like the aesthetic of black metal, but I'm a man of God...
literally me
Same
May God stay with you all 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I don’t think god will mind if you listen to the music that has satanic lyrics as long as you don’t worship satan
Totally understandable.
I love this lol. Unblack metal was actually my introduction to extreme metal. I remember being a Christian metalcore fan as a teenager and was checking into Underoath's Cries of the Past album, but ended up finding Cries of the Haunted by Slechtvalk as a search result. If it wasn't for bands like Antestor, Slechtvalk, Crimson Moonlight, Divine Symphony, Exousia, Cerimonial Sacred, Horde, Fire Throne, Frost Like Ashes, and Evroklidon, I don't think I'd be listening to, the often much better, secular/occult bands now.
thank you for the list!
This is the complete reverse of when I was in Catholic school listening to Ghost
He Is. The Christian sounding song that's lowkey about Satan.
Finally, I might be let back into my local church.
Obligatory "I'm a Christian comment"
This video rules
This channel rules
Antestor is good
No I'm not being ironic
Kay
manofdeculture anteater rules
Antestor
@@jesseedmondson2861
Yeah brah
Anteaters do rule.
Beat me to it! 🤣🤣👍.
I wanna Carry all the chairs for my fellow Christian girls at my church listening to this!
🤣🤣
My church has a talent show. I'm gonna cover a Christian black metal song and pick up some Christian girls with my very Christian music.
This channel is such a gem , thanks man
Because turned him to a unicorn. I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
As a Christian metalhead...
This video is absolutely hilarious!
Hail Jesus!
Christ is King ✝️
I listen to death metal and black metal, all yet Hail Jesus
@@guywhoasked6046 sure, why not
As Belphegor say in their song.. fuck the blood of christ..
Please keep varg coming back as a constant joke that was funny as hell
The bibbel explanation was so epic, mainly de sickle and hammer at jesus's hand
When you love black metal but also you don't wanna give up church and go to hell 💀
"this says the bibbel"
YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!!
You forgot a great inspiration: "THE SACRED INQUISITION"
NO U *spanish
Unblack Metal is just Black Metal, but for people that don't want to get called "Edgy"
Still good genre though
Black Metal is edgy by default.
@@Kataxu Nothings is more on the edge then Christianity i means its is the main reason why black metal even exists, unblack metal is like plagiarism but thats usual for Christians
@@NSbergthor "Edgy" implies impotence, to me. Christianity dominated the world for a long time, until capitalism took over, so it's impossible for Christianity to have been edgy.
I am a christian and i listen to unblack metal now but damn beherit was good still jesus is better. Repent and turn to jesus yall
@@ongzhengjie924 not everyone is a Born simmer like you, and Mary was not a virgin yall
Allow me a little bit of an "old man" moment here: In the late 80s/early 90s - when our parents were going through the "Satanic Panic" - a lot of times, we were *forced* to listen to "Christian Metal."
Intense Records was legend with us, and yes - many of the bands on Intense Records were providing "the Christian Alternative." Tourniquet, Deliverance, Vengeance Rising, Mortification - and... since they changed their style, which is why they made it - the *only* Intense Records bands to actually hit mainstream, and stay that way, was P.O.D.
Anything deemed "secular" was like facing a wall, and screaming at it. Pointless. "Take your "Christian Metal" and keep it inside your headphones." was what were told.
Our parents, the "Boomers" were caught, full on, in all the horrible, and abusive things, they did to us before they "found Jesus" - and in keeping with that "redemption" Boomer Generation standard it was all about them.
"Holy fuck we have been horrible parents... we should undo this with Jesus. Do not as I do, do as I say. Be punished and condemned to eternal fire and hell pain otherwise. Evil - unwanted - children!"
Pay attention to the psychological cycles, and you will know where we are today.
Idk how someone can call a children "unwanted". They didn't even ask to be born.
LOL, Americans be crazy....
@@RogueBoyScout Every country has it's weirdos, that ain't just an American thing! 😄 [But, I tend to agree - we have a particular kind of weird in the US, a lot of it associated with our Liberties and Rights. - I guess that's what happens when you are the freest nation on the planet... you get plenty of weird to go with it.]
I have been listening to unblack metal for 8 years now, and man, this was so funny 😂😂😂
"They said my music was fire" XD XD XD XD. Btw i love how that corpse paint looks on you. awesome
I can see God's power in this video, Jesus gave you the makeup you couldn't afford in the Regular Black Metal video
This is the original soundtrack for Doom: Eternal
So many awesome bands he mentioned 😁🤘 crimson Moonlight, antestor, Horde, hortor, among others. I know most of them personally.
Antestor needs to make another album.
I unironically like Antestor. But i don't know where they are now. Their last release was from 2010 or something, is been a while.
crimson moonlight is the besy
you know what the christian version of venom would be named?
antidote!
please laugh.
I'm Christian, and I love black metal and loved the "black" humor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Thanks for making this video!
Hello becoming the Archetype fan!
@@BenjaminOommen hello good music knower stranger! Glad you notice my perfil pic, I love those guys... And it seems a new album is coming, so IM REALLY HAPPY
@@gabrielmesones1123 celestial completion is one cool album bro. Love it.
Wait really?
I spoke to Seth( rhythm guitarist) two weeks ago since I was purchasing some t-shirts and he never mentioned anything about an album. Do you have a source? Thank you
@@BenjaminOommen well Jason Wisdom shared a picture of a musical studio on Ig, and they talked about the possibility on a Podcast, so I'm praying for it to happen
@@gabrielmesones1123 oh yeah, that's from wisdom's solo projects. He has two. Death Therapy and the reversalist. I think they're deathcore bands, pretty good I'd say. Sadly bta are not making any new music and their hiatus is permanent.
This is somehow more scary than regular Black Metal
how?
this might be my favorite one. laughed the whole time. pretty on point instructions on how to reproduce the general sound also. good job!
Love the attention to detail in your videos man. Great work. The song is awesome! I laughed so hard at "friendship forever" lol
Honestly as a Christian that listens to black metal, I approve
"The braggiest of socialists" 🤣🤣oh my Gvd that's the fvnniest thing I've heard all month. I needed that
Oh Hellig Usvart, that was an interesting discovery when I was in highschool
Invert the Inverted cross is actually a pretty good song tho
Remember playing that album on my brother's stereo for the first time (got it for Christmas, and didn't have my own), and that my stepfather in the next room over thought there was something wrong with the plumbing. 😛
@Qalidurut yeah I think it's Jayson Sherlock. Formerly the drummer of Mortification
Dude randomly added me on Facebook too which was kinda cool
"OH JESUS." "IT WORKED."
*ifuckingcant-*
Hey Pagefire! Jesus man!
I see what you did there ... ;]
I'm christian and i' m not offended
Every neckbeard atheist reading this: *EXTREMELY CONFUSED SCREAMING*
weirdo
@@Doktor_Jones 500 i.q. Argumentation
Thanks for the great content- this is my new favorite
5:25 this is very unique and the story telling is awesome! Props to your hard work as always, I did something like this back in middle school and it took me 4 days to finish all the models
Could we just take a second to appreciate what an improvement Pagefire has had when it comes to editing these last few videos?
Please do a DSBM video! I love you guys, keep with the nice work!
yes we need it!
That was amazing! Great combination of humour, insight, and history! First video of yours I've seen, and looking forward to more!
The choral blast beats 0:21 reminded me of Liturgy!
these are the greatest videos on youtube i love how much effort you put into this. please make one for every genre idc i just love these videos, there's not enough
been digging this series! i'd like to see an episode on "How to Make Dungeon Synth", could be entertaining.
"Growl the bibel, the entire bibel!"
I was laughing for the entiety of this video!!
"Upside down crosses upside down" is my new favorite phrase.
"Aaaah Jesus!"
"It worked!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a Christian Metalhead this video is hilarious BUT this does NOT mean that Christian Unblack Metal bands are talentless.
I feel the holy spirit working through me! Oh wait thats just TACO BELL!!
Dude I just discovered your channel freaking love it because I played in several unblack metal bands and keep up the good work man keep up the good work
dude thanks for including that clip gain tip on the waveform on your last gorenoise video, not only did it help me figure out more in one day than I did in like several years, It actually got me up to speed and helped with all the phase problems I usually have. most of those plugins definitely like to be fed waveforms that are a certain volume, otherwise it can be hard to get proper phasing and 'girth'
I love that the pentagram was flipped upside down in the later shot
I like how you guys wore corpse paint for this video and not the other one.
Every time the song you make always sounds great!
Is it OK if I steal the Mayhem logo but turn the crosses around?
Me a Christian: *smiles evilly*
Wayhem :-)
Ok, but Unblack Metal has some pretty dope bands.
What bands do u know of?
@@ongzhengjie924
Kekal - Embrace the Dead (One of the most creative bands, until they changed into whatever they are now)
Antestor - Forsaken
There are more, just can't remember off the top of my head.
@@ongzhengjie924 Hesychast, Dawnbreaker, Départe, Panegyrist, Lo-Ruhamah, IHS. Just to name a few.
@@ongzhengjie924 A few of my favorites are
Vials of Wrath from the U.S.
Usynlig Tumult from Ukraine
What Brings Ruin from the U.S.
@@ongzhengjie924impending doom
I adore your cat!
Another great video.
I'm so glad I drunkenly found your channel all those months ago!
🤘🏻😂
Your channel is hillarious dude keep up the good work. Cheers from Greece
If you take a Behemoth of Belfegor song and change every "satan" with "Jesus" the lyric still make total sense.
Can you do blackgaze? Or is it not meme enough?
Fantastic works as always guys !
These just keep getting better and better!
I watch this every sunday instead of going to Church :D
bpm : 667
Great work as always and awesome song.
Keep em coming dude, love your content! =D
I hope you all know that “Jesus is My Friend” is more brutal than anything ever. Straight banger. Learn it.
As a Christian who listens to some black metal, the aesthetic is really useful.
Just discovered this channel, instantly subscribed, your content is fire :D
As a Christian who loves metal (mostly power metal), this was hilarious! I knew Unblack Metal (or White Metal) existed, so it wasn't a surprise to me to hear about this, but it was still a treat to watch the video!
Not the most theologically accurate, but I'm not here for Biblical accuracy, and you're here to make funny (and mildly educational) music content.
In fact, what is Varg Vikernes doing today?
Oh he's banned from TH-cam
"Silent Victory"
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAWH A HAH A HAH A HAHHHHH!
Thank you for this.
Yes, being happy that someone is deplatformed. That is so metal.
Hate speech is not free speech :)
Unblack metal: existing
True kvlt incels: *EDGY ANGRY NOISES*
this is the highest budget yet and it shows. DAMN this series is getting so much BETTER
11:30 Love that part.
Great video et great vocalist choice
A great birthday present, indeed.
2:36 was perfect lmao
This is so incredibly entertaining.
Thank you..