I'm a Japanese and I haven't seen some of the commercials in the video, but I can explain a few things. The little text at the end of the graphite one says "Graphite is used to make mechanical pencil lead" more or less. Graphite as an ingredient is not well known so I guess they thought it necessary to point that out. The little guy whom the woman carrying a fridge was looking for represents charcoal and the product the commercial was about was a kind of air freshener for a fridge. Air fresheners using charcoal are not uncommon. I'm aware that with the amount of comments here it's unlikely many people read this comment, but if any of you would like some things explained, I'd be happy to try my best. p,s, Japanese logo at the beginning was a nice touch. Except, it's spelled ジャックセプ "ティス" アイ and it sounds like Jack-septis-eye (tis as in 'tis in eraly modern English for it's) If it's spelled "ティック" instead, it would sound more like the "tick" sound in English. Sorry for writing a thesis here. Liked the video :)
Graphite's a pretty big deal in Japan, actually. You have to get smaller/sharper lead for your pencils than you do in many other countries in order to write the detailed kanji clearly enough to distinguish. When I started studying Japanese I had to import pencils with tiny lead that also rotated it as you write so it stayed pointy/even on all sides. As for the fridge ones, I believe it might have been activated charcoal, which can be used to absorb smells. You can put it anywhere, but fridges are a good place to absorb smells from.
Answering Jack's question: the commercial featured space dog(a white shiba inu) is for a telecom company in Japan (named Softbank), they have a whole series of commercial featured a dog as "father" of a family (while the rest is human). In the "strong zero" drink commercial, it is not that the drink don't work the guy, he was interrupted by the lady with a question so he can't enjoy the drink. The one that featured Bruce is the government promoting new fuel charges it seems. And yes, don't brush your teeth with that. That's super glue. The boy used graphite to spell out "like/love" in Japanese and put under his arm as a thermometer. And at the end, that line in Japanese writes "Graphite is refill for mechanical pencil". So they are like "oh so we have been using it wrong?!" And the fridge one is selling deodorant for fridges and the product is made of charcoal (a special type that is known to be able to absorb smells). PS I love when Jack mimic the Japanese lines and lyrics.
So, somebody has probably done this already, but let's explain what these CM's are about. Also i will add in parentheses if they are seen as weird in Japan. 1. Product is Consome flavored Potato chips. I...uh.....yeah (Weird) 2. Softbank company, a giant conglomerate in Japan mostly known for their Telecommunication services (hence the satellite connection to space). The dog is the Mascot of Softbank and is called Otou-san, or Dad, pretty werid but adorable. This CM alone doesn't make sense, but this is actually a whole series of CM's about the Dog and his Family. Sadly the dog died recently. (Started Weird but is now adored in Japan.) 3. Galbo Twist. She is singing using onomatopoeia's for Crunchy, crispy and things like that. (Weird, but it gets the point across) 4. Strong Zero, I think It's a Chu-hi, I don't really drink it. The lady I'm assuming is an actress and the guy is her manager. She drinks, she splashes him, he tries to do the same, she interrupts him asking what time tomorrows bullet train is scheduled, and takes another swig. Most likely the splashing is supposed to symbolizing the Fizziness, i don't know. (Weird, but not super weird) 5. Daihatsu Car. I think there was more before this one where they try to make him say that phrase. They offer him tofu, telling him it's low calorie, and low cost. Bruce perks up when he hears Low Cost and says the name of the car, the panel the Businessman is holding shows a litre for 30 kilometers. (Weird, but Japan loves Bruce Willis a lot) 6. Dole Banana. Umm, uhhh, he's a banana man....yeah....The person playing him is a famous Idol though! (Weird, very Weird) 7. SU Super Glue. Something falls off, the girls show up and repeat the name of the super glue, that's about it. Fun fact in Japan we use the name Secchakuzai or Bond.(Not really Weird, straight to the point) 8. Jack was 100% correct, product is Escape room. People getting stuck in walls is an old trope in comedy manga, it also mentions the chance of escaping as 1 out of 10,000. (Not weird at all, using an old trope and is straight to the point.) 9. Pokemon and Trading(?) cable. Simple, girl asks old guys if they want to play pokemon, they ask her who she is. Sadly I can't tell you if she was famous or not I have no idea. After that they show you people young and old playing together, with the text Pokemon Friends. (Weird now, back then? No idea.) 10. Graphite. The narrator says everything before Graphite. Graphite rain, graphite themometer (under the arm), graphite proposal etc. At the end the text is, "※Oh by the way, graphite is Sharp pencil lead." (Not super weird, funny, but not too weird) 11. Kirin Hyouketsu. Ah, yeah cute girls dancing and saying the name of the product. (Not even close to weird) 12. Cup Ramen. This is another series with many different people dancing to the song. This time it is a group of SHOCKERS, villian minions from a popular show called Kamen Rider. Think power rangers, just cooler (Yeah, I went there).Shockers scream, "Ee!!" because they aren't human, the lady Says, "Ii" which means, "Good".(Weird, but more or less people will be able to recognize the characters and get a laugh out of it). 13. Docomo market/Store. This was specifically for the Movies they sell. The song playing in the background says ,"Watch movies on your smartphone!", and that's really it. Not really sure why it's on his arm, not sure why it's a samurai, just not very sure. The guy might be from a drama, or the arm thing may be a refrence to an old jidai-geki, but i don't know. (Weird, mostly relies on momentum, so I wouldn't say it's funny either) 14. Sour gummies named, simply, SOURS . Another CM Series. This is weird, BUT the weirdness tones down a bit when you know the meaning. "Kame" means Turtle but is also one of the onomatopoeia's for chewing, so they are saying, "chew chew SOURS". The outfits look a bit like Villians in tokusatsu shows so I guess that's why there is a Super Sentai like guy there as well. (VERY Weird, but the characters had such an impact we remembered them very easily) 15. Charcoal to absorb smell. She say's it stinks in the fridge and starts searching for charcoal, then she finds it. Thats it. (It's ridiculous, but it's easy to understand it was done to get your attention.) 16. Acuo Mint Gum. Ya know the sound Bruce lee makes, good. The Kachou (Manager) screams, "KACHOU", the text says, "Kachou's suggestion". Repeat for Buchou (Manager in a higher position) . The Younger guy starts losing it, the text says, "Business is a battle". The guy screams, "ACUO" and the text says, "start by changing your breath". (I guess it is a bit weird, Funny more than anything.) 17. Jagariko Potato Snacks. This is a long series of CM's almost all made the same way with a slight change, just different famous people. (VERY Weird to people that don't know the past ones, not too weird too us since we've seen this style for maybe 20 years) 18. Meiji Chocolate. To quote Jack, "I have SO many Questions!" (Weird, very, very Weird.) 19. Pucchin Pudding. The lady is Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, practically our equivalent of Lady Gaga, she's insane and is sickly sweet and cutesy. This was one of the Pudding's 40th anniversary CM's. The old guy probably remembers the Pudding from his childhood, and becomes happy. Not very sure. (Weird, but just like Gaga; when we see Pamyu Pamyu we know we are in for something weird.) Sorry for Such horrendous grammar, I'm not used to typing so much. Since this was almost all off the top of my head, If you want to know something more specifically I can try to find the answer. G'day.
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Sometimes I like to watch the little ending snippet before the actual video So hearing "Don't forget to graphite that like button!" first made me very confused
So, the person smacking the whiteboard was a Japanese Karen? “GET ME YOUR MANAGAAAAAAAAAAAA!” I apologize if that came across as racist, but I was just making a joke. No hate comments plz 😓
11:47 that's a commercial for a fridge air freshener. It also takes in a gas called ethylene which normally makes it rot faster. The product slows down the rotting process. Like this so jackaboy can see it so it makes more sense.
That's True. We Need More Commercials In The U.S And Other Japanese Traditions In Schools Like Wearing Sailor Uniforms And Black Shirts And Pants With Buttons On The Shirts And Everywhere In The Regions In America.
7:37 "Graphite confession Graphite escaping/ rejection Graphite sad rain Graphite medical attention(?) Graphite glasses Graphite falling in love Graphite confession 2 Graphite falling in love(?) Graphite duet Graphite engagement proposal Graphite "Trying to convince the father to accept their relationship" Graphite "This isn't much but..." gift Graphite "Ok :D" Graphite cutting the marriage cake By the way, Graphite isn't sharp so..." I think this is what it says? I don't speak much japanese so I tried making a most accurate translation... Not sure about the last one tho.
Calvin Freitas Dos Santos Maybe to use the graphite to poison the piece of cake you cut, give it to your enemies and see them eat a piece of cake that has some pencil led having had touched it and see their reaction when you tell them.
In the graphite one, he had the graphite under his arm to take his temperature, as he got sick from being out in the graphite rain. And it's sad that I could make sense of that...
I'm more sad that you couldn't figure out what exactly they were selling. Did they want people to invest more in graphite stock or were they just advertising automatic pencils?
Jack: *Japanese banana commercial comes on* "World's greatest piece of art that has ever been created!" *guy in commercial uses bananas as wings* Jack : *asks like nothing ever happened*
8:52 the graphite isnt IN his arm, its UNDER it. ‘gurafaito taionkei’ means ‘graphite medical thermometer’ (also the “graphite confession” said “suki” or “i like you”)
The one with the girl carrying the fridge is a commercial for refrigerator deodorants. It shriveled up from absorbing the odors so she needs to replenish it. I don’t know Japanese but I’ve seen those and used those in china before.
The reason he had graphite under his arm was that it's a thermometer. Japanese don't like mouth thermometers, because of the whole disease spreading thing, so underarm thermometers are the standard.
12:06, Actually that isn't Graphite, it's Charcoal. In Japan it's common for some Japanese folk to have a block of charcoal in your fridge. Charcoal is actually really good at absorbing odors and is antibacterial keeping your fridge odor free and feeling fresh. need to put fish in the fridge but don't want your refrigerator to smell like fish? Put in a block of charcoal and it'll get rid of the fishy smell. the commercial is for Kokubo Charcoal Refrigerator Deodorizer, the lady was searching for what I assume is their mascot.
Here's what I managed to figure out: 0:56 That's Calbee's (a Japanese snack company) commercial for their "Consomme Punch" flavored potato chips (it says "punch" on the dog collar) 1:52 That's an advertising campaign (for a new smartphone) by the Japanese multinational telecommunications and Internet corporation SoftBank Group Corp. It features the "Shirato Family", which has a white shiba inu (called "Otou-san", meaning "father" in Japanese) as the family father. 2:36 That's an hypnotic chant-jingle for Galbo twist, which is a kind of chocolate snack 3:31 Strong zero is a brand of sweet alcoholic beverages (the alcohol percentage is about 8%). 4:12 This is a commercial for Daihatsu’s Mira e:S (an eco-friendly car). The older man tells Bruce that tofu is healthy for the body, while the younger man adds that it is also low in calories and cheap. Then Bruce makes the connection between tofu (low in calories and reasonably priced) and the Mira e:S, shouting "Daihatsu Mira e:S" because it is an eco-car, light in weight and reasonably priced. 5:02 That's a commercial for the food company Dole, which features a "banana man" (called "Dole man" in the commercial) 5:43 That's a commercial for a super glue called "SU" (so you'd better not brush your teeth with it :P) 6:12 That's a commercial for an escape attraction called "despair fortress" (絶望要塞), from the Fuji-Q Highland amusement park (they say the chances of escaping are one in a hundred thousand). Guests who take on the challenge have to try to work through a labyrinth of countless doors, corridors, and rooms and strict security set up within the fort and make it out within the time limit. 6:55 Yes, that was the first Japanese Pokémon commercial (for Pokémon Red and Green). 7:37 In order, those were a graphite confession (it says "suki" on the paper sheet, which means "like/love"), a graphite goodbye (she says "sorry" and leaves), a graphite rain of sadness (because of the rejection, I guess), a graphite thermometer (that's why it's under his arm; he got a cold from being in the rain), graphite glasses (asking if he's okay), graphite ??? (while smiling, maybe something like "gratitude"), confession number 2, a graphite hit ("hitting" her heart), a graphite duet, a graphite proposal, a graphite paternal opposition, a graphite "this is a boring item, but..." (a default polite phrase when giving a present to someone), a graphite "okay" (accepting the gift), a graphite cake cutting ceremony (at the wedding), ending with "by the way, the grafite has a 'sharp' core" (a hard and thin kind of core). 9:37 Yes, Kirin is an alcoholic beverages company in Japan. 10:02 That's an ad for "Nissin Futomen Dodo" cup noodles; the skeleton guys are the "Shocker" villains from the Kamen Rider series (the ad says you'll be "shocked" by the noodles' taste and thickness). 10:32 That's an ad for a smartphone that lets you watch movies on it ("映画はスマホで" means "(watch) movies on a smartphone"); I think it's from 2012. 11:08 That's for Japanese gummy Sours ("sawazu"). They typically feature "monster turtles" (kaijin kame). 11:34 That's an ad for deodorizing activated charcoal ("sumi"); you can use in your fridge, freezer, produce crisper/drawer, or in places such as kitchen cabinets, shoe cupboards or closets. 12:31 That's an ad for a breath-freshening gum called "acuo" (which the last actor uses as martial arts shout uttered when performing an attacking, aka "kiai"). It starts showing the section chief's plan ("課長案"), then the (opposing) director's plan ("部長案"), and then saying "Business is a battle" (so chewing the gum to freshen your breath would be like preparing for that "battle"). 13:35 That's an ad for Calbee's "jagariko" (a brand of Japanese snacks that are essentially potato chips shaped as thin sticks that are sold in a cup-like package). 14:11 An obvious one, but that's an ad for Meiji's chocolate bars. 15:30 Another obvious one, but that's an ad for Glico's "Pucchin" Pudding ("pucchin" is an onomatopoeia for "snapping", which is the sound you hear when you take it off the package)
I am a PERSON Oh no, that would a terrible name O.o "Pedro" is the Spanish/Portuguese version of "Peter"; the "Stormrage" part is just because I like Malfurion Stormrage :) Writing it didn't really take that long, but the research took about 3 hours (especially because all of the kanji I had to look up) =*
12:00 I don't speak Japanese but I'm pretty sure it was a commercial for a charcoal fridge deodorizer. Her fridge smelled bad so she had to run into the forest (?) to find a replacement charcoal deodorizer. Luckily he was friendly and ready to get to work! I really want one of the Japanese react channels to react to Jacksepticeye reacting to Japanese commercials, that would be hilarious.
We do what we can ;) Also, for people reading this, it would be cool if you went to the second video (titled "FUNNIEST JAPANESE COMMERCIALS | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos"; just replace the end of the URL with "v=XwyudheQZdI") and approved the subtitles (I've checked them myself recently), so that they could be publicly available (you can check them if you click on "setting -> subtitles -> add subtitles" and then "select language -> English" on that video). I'm glad people seem to have liked this one, but it's really frustrating when they don't get to see them (which is the case of the second video) =* EDIT: The subtitles on the second video are finally up! Thanks, y'all :)
My little sister was just telling me to be quiet because I was being loud and annoying and I was about to say "But, how am I being loud?" When I saw this and just died XD
9:25 Announcer: "By the way, graphite is mechanical pencil lead." (Punchline: They have been using graphite for everything except its intended purpose) Message courtesy of TH-cam captions
The card the dude was handing out in the graphite commercial were the katakana characters for "su" and "ki". Suki is Japanese for "to love" so he was confessing to her.
Graphite confession Graphite goodbye Graphite rain of sadness Graphite thermometer Graphite glasses Girl said are you okay Graphite love Graphite hitting the target Graphite duet Graphite proposal Graphite partneral opposition Graphite is this insignificant but it's a default polite phrase when giving a present Graphite ok Graphite cake cutting ceremony By the way Graphite has a sharp core Graphite cheerleader Graphite falling in love Graphite love confession AND REPEAT
5:45 idk what are why we are buying tooth paste but I don’t care. If a whole cheerleading squad just appears in my backyard i’d be pleasantly surprised!
As a Danganronpa fan, I can tell you all that “Zetsubo” (around 6:38) means despair, which doesn’t make the commercial make any more sense, but the more you know.
To be fair I don't agree with OP that the candy sharing is necessarily the problem. Guess you are right though, we can't assume age of an alien and it also wouldn't be protected by any earth laws.
Cause earth laws usually apply to people and some to animals, the best we have for possible alien interaction is a set of ideas on how to handle first contact and so far they haven't been handled by any authority.
I'm a Japanese and I haven't seen some of the commercials in the video,
but I can explain a few things.
The little text at the end of the graphite one says "Graphite is used to make mechanical pencil lead" more or less.
Graphite as an ingredient is not well known so I guess they thought it necessary to point that out.
The little guy whom the woman carrying a fridge was looking for represents charcoal
and the product the commercial was about was a kind of air freshener for a fridge.
Air fresheners using charcoal are not uncommon.
I'm aware that with the amount of comments here it's unlikely many people read this comment,
but if any of you would like some things explained, I'd be happy to try my best.
p,s, Japanese logo at the beginning was a nice touch.
Except, it's spelled ジャックセプ "ティス" アイ and it sounds like Jack-septis-eye (tis as in 'tis in eraly modern English for it's)
If it's spelled "ティック" instead, it would sound more like the "tick" sound in English.
Sorry for writing a thesis here. Liked the video :)
Ah! I'm glad someone noticed the title was misspelled too
Cool bro I'm Japanese to
Thank you!
Thanks
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Japanese man: *flips out of chair and slaps whiteboard*
Future Jack: *MM yes my teacher taught me well-*
OH MY I just realized that
And so the student becomes the master. Plus Ultra.
UwU
Are u from the future?
omg i laughed my ass off
Graphite's a pretty big deal in Japan, actually. You have to get smaller/sharper lead for your pencils than you do in many other countries in order to write the detailed kanji clearly enough to distinguish. When I started studying Japanese I had to import pencils with tiny lead that also rotated it as you write so it stayed pointy/even on all sides.
As for the fridge ones, I believe it might have been activated charcoal, which can be used to absorb smells. You can put it anywhere, but fridges are a good place to absorb smells from.
ahh that explains why they have tiny lead for mechanical pencils
Meanwhile in China : (uses stick on sand to print out perfect Chinese characters) Pxxsy, get to my level
Not to insult or shame you in any way but I'm somehow not surprised that you know that much about here despite what your profile picture shows.
NERD ALERT🚨
Oh no I ran out of Japanese graphite
I love how Japan is full of very formal people and yet absolutely no one knows what is happening in half their commercials.
“I need to back off, *J A C K O F F* , and regroup-“
Alrighty then, Jackaboy....😂😂
Pepa Zdepa just at Jack’s place - we’ll be waiting for u😉😏
Another AvatarLover oh i get it - its becouse his name is jack
Ace Ventura: Allllllllllllllllllllrighty then!
tee hee
Things were getting a little wild in the caiou house.
‘She drank it. Then sprayed it all over him... that’s hot...’
- Jacksepticeye
totally not suspicious
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Ooooooo
(ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻
Jack likes the guys in wet clothes.
Answering Jack's question: the commercial featured space dog(a white shiba inu) is for a telecom company in Japan (named Softbank), they have a whole series of commercial featured a dog as "father" of a family (while the rest is human).
In the "strong zero" drink commercial, it is not that the drink don't work the guy, he was interrupted by the lady with a question so he can't enjoy the drink.
The one that featured Bruce is the government promoting new fuel charges it seems.
And yes, don't brush your teeth with that. That's super glue.
The boy used graphite to spell out "like/love" in Japanese and put under his arm as a thermometer. And at the end, that line in Japanese writes "Graphite is refill for mechanical pencil". So they are like "oh so we have been using it wrong?!"
And the fridge one is selling deodorant for fridges and the product is made of charcoal (a special type that is known to be able to absorb smells).
PS I love when Jack mimic the Japanese lines and lyrics.
Jasmine Luk oh my god thank you. You're a life saver because i would have been wondering wtf was being sold to me in some of those. 😂😂
Jasmine Luk thank you hahaha these are so funny but leave so many questions when I don’t speak the language
If I remember correctly... The softbank dog used to be human and was changed into a dog. There's a whole Wikipedia page about the dog.
This is an underrated comment. :/
thank you
Jack: "his heart is shaped like graphite"
Also Jack: draws a heart shape in the air
I was like wait what? Your heart can’t be in the shape of graphite do you mean made out of graphite Seán?
Lol well.. it's more that there is no "graphite shape" than that he drew the wrong shape.
Jacksepticeye: “these videos aren’t going to be too crazy”
First video *say sike right now*
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So, somebody has probably done this already, but let's explain what these CM's are about. Also i will add in parentheses if they are seen as weird in Japan.
1. Product is Consome flavored Potato chips. I...uh.....yeah (Weird)
2. Softbank company, a giant conglomerate in Japan mostly known for their Telecommunication services (hence the satellite connection to space). The dog is the Mascot of Softbank and is called Otou-san, or Dad, pretty werid but adorable. This CM alone doesn't make sense, but this is actually a whole series of CM's about the Dog and his Family. Sadly the dog died recently. (Started Weird but is now adored in Japan.)
3. Galbo Twist. She is singing using onomatopoeia's for Crunchy, crispy and things like that. (Weird, but it gets the point across)
4. Strong Zero, I think It's a Chu-hi, I don't really drink it. The lady I'm assuming is an actress and the guy is her manager. She drinks, she splashes him, he tries to do the same, she interrupts him asking what time tomorrows bullet train is scheduled, and takes another swig. Most likely the splashing is supposed to symbolizing the Fizziness, i don't know. (Weird, but not super weird)
5. Daihatsu Car. I think there was more before this one where they try to make him say that phrase. They offer him tofu, telling him it's low calorie, and low cost. Bruce perks up when he hears Low Cost and says the name of the car, the panel the Businessman is holding shows a litre for 30 kilometers. (Weird, but Japan loves Bruce Willis a lot)
6. Dole Banana. Umm, uhhh, he's a banana man....yeah....The person playing him is a famous Idol though! (Weird, very Weird)
7. SU Super Glue. Something falls off, the girls show up and repeat the name of the super glue, that's about it. Fun fact in Japan we use the name Secchakuzai or Bond.(Not really Weird, straight to the point)
8. Jack was 100% correct, product is Escape room. People getting stuck in walls is an old trope in comedy manga, it also mentions the chance of escaping as 1 out of 10,000. (Not weird at all, using an old trope and is straight to the point.)
9. Pokemon and Trading(?) cable. Simple, girl asks old guys if they want to play pokemon, they ask her who she is. Sadly I can't tell you if she was famous or not I have no idea. After that they show you people young and old playing together, with the text Pokemon Friends. (Weird now, back then? No idea.)
10. Graphite. The narrator says everything before Graphite. Graphite rain, graphite themometer (under the arm), graphite proposal etc. At the end the text is, "※Oh by the way, graphite is Sharp pencil lead." (Not super weird, funny, but not too weird)
11. Kirin Hyouketsu. Ah, yeah cute girls dancing and saying the name of the product. (Not even close to weird)
12. Cup Ramen. This is another series with many different people dancing to the song. This time it is a group of SHOCKERS, villian minions from a popular show called Kamen Rider. Think power rangers, just cooler (Yeah, I went there).Shockers scream, "Ee!!" because they aren't human, the lady Says, "Ii" which means, "Good".(Weird, but more or less people will be able to recognize the characters and get a laugh out of it).
13. Docomo market/Store. This was specifically for the Movies they sell. The song playing in the background says ,"Watch movies on your smartphone!", and that's really it. Not really sure why it's on his arm, not sure why it's a samurai, just not very sure. The guy might be from a drama, or the arm thing may be a refrence to an old jidai-geki, but i don't know. (Weird, mostly relies on momentum, so I wouldn't say it's funny either)
14. Sour gummies named, simply, SOURS . Another CM Series. This is weird, BUT the weirdness tones down a bit when you know the meaning. "Kame" means Turtle but is also one of the onomatopoeia's for chewing, so they are saying, "chew chew SOURS". The outfits look a bit like Villians in tokusatsu shows so I guess that's why there is a Super Sentai like guy there as well. (VERY Weird, but the characters had such an impact we remembered them very easily)
15. Charcoal to absorb smell. She say's it stinks in the fridge and starts searching for charcoal, then she finds it. Thats it. (It's ridiculous, but it's easy to understand it was done to get your attention.)
16. Acuo Mint Gum. Ya know the sound Bruce lee makes, good. The Kachou (Manager) screams, "KACHOU", the text says, "Kachou's suggestion". Repeat for Buchou (Manager in a higher position) . The Younger guy starts losing it, the text says, "Business is a battle". The guy screams, "ACUO" and the text says, "start by changing your breath". (I guess it is a bit weird, Funny more than anything.)
17. Jagariko Potato Snacks. This is a long series of CM's almost all made the same way with a slight change, just different famous people. (VERY Weird to people that don't know the past ones, not too weird too us since we've seen this style for maybe 20 years)
18. Meiji Chocolate. To quote Jack, "I have SO many Questions!" (Weird, very, very Weird.)
19. Pucchin Pudding. The lady is Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, practically our equivalent of Lady Gaga, she's insane and is sickly sweet and cutesy. This was one of the Pudding's 40th anniversary CM's. The old guy probably remembers the Pudding from his childhood, and becomes happy. Not very sure. (Weird, but just like Gaga; when we see Pamyu Pamyu we know we are in for something weird.)
Sorry for Such horrendous grammar, I'm not used to typing so much. Since this was almost all off the top of my head, If you want to know something more specifically I can try to find the answer. G'day.
Thank you for the explanation!
I didn't read this cause I'm lazy but cm are my initials
Thanks a lot for that explanation, your grammar is not bad at all!
絆創膏バンドエイド strong zero is like the equivalent of a stronger four loko
This needs to be pinned
how to make Jack happy:
1. give him a whole graphite mine.
2. give him unlimited food so that he won't be hungry during videos.
I met him and asked if he needed anyone to get/make him food so he wouldn't get hungry during a video, he said no so I assume he has it covered,
Man back flipping over chair to hit the whiteboard
Jack: LAUGH
Who's jack
@@Katze123 I-
I-
Nevermind
@@Katze123 jack deez nuts
In the graphite advertisement it was in his arms because it was a thermometer, thats why he sneezed
That business executive who backflipped out of his chair and smacked the presentation screen... that's the shit that dreams are made out of.
Yes
he also shout his position out
actually both of them are shouting out their position arguing which plan is better lol
*Backflips out of chair, slaps presentation screen* this idea can fit so many memes into it!
4:53-4:54 that was the cutest little high pitched laugh
It really is
I thought so too! :D
try repeating it over and over again
You creep
sandydog426 I agree! 👍
*Japanese commercial plays*
Nobody:
Jack: I need to back off, Jack off, and regroup
Still don't know why he said *Jack off* lol
@@meyur.bt.jack off
lol shoulda done that when he said he had the weirdest boner at 10:06
XD I literally scrolled down here to see if anyone was gonna comment on that XD
@@lowheadvarney158 creep
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lol i just made u read that =}
I think the reason that dude had the graphite under his arm because he was sick so the nurse took his temperature with a thermometer / graphite.
Was it like a vaccine maybe?
Nah, they actually said "to take your temperature" while showing it. It was a thermometer. CatFarts is correct.
I thought the same thing
WELP I was soooo wrong XD I thought it was armpit hair oml
i thought he got stabbed by the graphite rain lol
“Back off, jack off, and regroup.” -Jacksepticeye 2018 and my new catch phrase XD
AlysaMae11 the best quote ever XD
Ima say that constantly now
Best quote of 2018 aside from hello my name is Connor the android sent by cyberlife
AlysaMae11 should be his catch phrase!
Ha jack off
Sometimes I like to watch the little ending snippet before the actual video
So hearing "Don't forget to graphite that like button!" first made me very confused
Tom Lees
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
XD
Lolololololololololololol XDXDXDXD
Sometime I like to read the comments before watching the actual video
So seeing what you typed, I as well, was very confused.
DespaIPREDICTTHISGONNANOTGITPINNED
Garrett Allen same
12:54〜「kachooo!!」= manager
「buchooo!!」= general manager
in English
So, the person smacking the whiteboard was a Japanese Karen? “GET ME YOUR MANAGAAAAAAAAAAAA!” I apologize if that came across as racist, but I was just making a joke. No hate comments plz 😓
@Eagle75 Norway agreed
@Eagle75 Norway slightly aggressive it ok😅
13:01 A Copycat of Bruce Lee:ACUOOOOO!
Jack your Japanese pronunciation is amazing
This is no joke his Japanese pronunciation is actually good.
こんいちわ fellow japanese person😂
It is good.....except the beginning greet
まあまあだな
Ikr
well, he can speak some Korean, so it probably carries over ~
Guys it’s official... jacks going emo with that hair
Jozi Klonglan TIME FOR THE ALL BLACK AND THE REDYED HAIR
Jozi Klonglan OH NOOO 🤣🤣🤣
Nooooooooooooooo
Same :)
Well I think that hairstyle suits him! Ok. He Miiiiiiight be going Emo. Pffft idk 😅
11:47 that's a commercial for a fridge air freshener. It also takes in a gas called ethylene which normally makes it rot faster. The product slows down the rotting process. Like this so jackaboy can see it so it makes more sense.
Smartapix heyyyy I’m the first comment 😄😄😄
Still doesnt make any fucking sense 😂 Why in the world is he carrying a fridge in a fucking forest! 😂
is this a real product and if so where can i get one
11:36 "is your refrigerator running?"
"Well you better go catch it! **hangs up** "
Jack...
Sean.
Bro.
You know you're going to have so much more graphite than you thought you would ever see in your life
2:36: WhAt?!
Pewds: yOu'vE NeVer plAyEd tUbER SiMulaTor
No it’s pewdiepie’s pixelings now
@@emeraldnickel no it's poopdie now
14:31 “Some dude, walks into the woods. Found MUSHROOM baby.”
Me and my Japanese friend: watches-
Me: Looks at friend- Your country is extremely weird..
Welcome to the "Cultural Smelting Pot" called America, my friend!
I live in Canada;-;
@@nomophobia4239 Oh, Canadia! Something about your maple syrup!
Squibs Diaz Yessss queeeen I live in BC LOOOL
@@nomophobia4239 Is BC Canada's D.C.?!
THESE COMMERCIALS FROM JAPAN ARE AMAZING!
They make it so that you just can´t stop watching them tho, they are pretty good at making someone fixate their eyes to commercial!
AGREES XDD
That's True. We Need More Commercials In The U.S And Other Japanese Traditions In Schools Like Wearing Sailor Uniforms And Black Shirts And Pants With Buttons On The Shirts And Everywhere In The Regions In America.
@DrakeSweet that is cap u botted lol
Soooooooo Amazing
The under the arm part of the graphite commercial was him being sick from going out in the graphite rain. So he was checking his temperature with it.
I thought it was stuck in his arm from going out in it?
nah, it's a thermometer, it's said in the commercial
That's what I just said? I was explaining how without knowing the words you can still tell what it is. You check your temperature with a thermometer!
@@DarkmagicSweetheart sorry, I was talking to the other person who suggested that it's stuck or sth
How did you get the jacksepticeye logo next to to your name
3:44; "Wait! What no, stop! I need to figure out what the f*** is going on"😂😂😂
Bruce Willis: *in a Japanese car add*
Gorillaz: "Write this shit down"
7:37
"Graphite confession
Graphite escaping/ rejection
Graphite sad rain
Graphite medical attention(?)
Graphite glasses
Graphite falling in love
Graphite confession 2
Graphite falling in love(?)
Graphite duet
Graphite engagement proposal
Graphite "Trying to convince the father to accept their relationship"
Graphite "This isn't much but..." gift
Graphite "Ok :D"
Graphite cutting the marriage cake
By the way, Graphite isn't sharp so..."
I think this is what it says? I don't speak much japanese so I tried making a most accurate translation... Not sure about the last one tho.
it's “※Graphite is lead for a mechanical pencil ”
Because graphite is English, not many Japanese know what graphite means lol
I thought the last one was like "oh yeah by the way make sure you don't eat it or put it like in food"
@@_HaganeNoMental Aaaah okay
thanks! lel
The one in his armpit was "Taionkei" which basically means thermometer.
Whoever did the subtitles is a legend for translating ALL of that 🤯👊👍
John-Paul Knight yess
It is but the spelling is wrong
yeah, the subtitles are phenomenal.
Japan's best products:
1. Anime
2.Graphite
Agreed
DJ SwIIx ae86
They're cars are really durable / long-lasting
And with graphite you can draw more mangas to make more anime!
@@paullester9266 YEEEEEEES
This is one of the reasons I love Japan.
Their commercials are both absolutely awesome and absolutely terrifying at the same time.
0:59
*Sean.exe has stopped working*
_rebooting..._
*please wait. Do not turn off your computer*
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@@ash-shishaniy841 just no... dont be an r/choosingbeggar
@@JSTRWAGON*r/r/*
do not turn off your sean
I actually bought graphite from that company in Japan. It’s actually very good quality. It could cut a cake too.
Dang! Really? Must be some good ''grafite-o''
You’re shitting me, you can cut cake with it!
I back that. It is the only thing I would ever use. You can get it on Amazon. Despite the slightly above average price, it is very good graphite.
Why would you wanna cut a cake with graphite?
Calvin Freitas Dos Santos Maybe to use the graphite to poison the piece of cake you cut, give it to your enemies and see them eat a piece of cake that has some pencil led having had touched it and see their reaction when you tell them.
In the graphite one, he had the graphite under his arm to take his temperature, as he got sick from being out in the graphite rain. And it's sad that I could make sense of that...
i laughed more at this... than i did at the entire video...
Elizabeth Pearl I just thought it to be deodorant
I'm more sad that you couldn't figure out what exactly they were selling. Did they want people to invest more in graphite stock or were they just advertising automatic pencils?
Kanashimi ame Sadly rain
Who else wants to see Sean do another one of these but with Evelien so she can explain what they're about?
Evelien isn't Japanese? Does she speak Japanese?
@@Lucid_Kitty She lived in Japan for a number of years and speaks Japanese either fluently or really well!
yes pls
I now wanna see "Jacksepticeye's What the Hell Was That?".
Christopher Dibbs me too
Yessss 😂😂
Nice stolen comment
I didn't steal anyone's comment.
You stole Jeb Logan’s comment
13:00 *"How it feels to chew 5 Gum; stimulate your senses."*
exactly what i thought XD
*man backflips out chair and hits the board*
me: LAUGH
Devon Wilkes cute profile picture!
Devon Wilkes you copyed a comment
Yes he's jacksepticeye the second
He only has 7? Questions? I have 11
First thing I thought of was smacking the whiteboard for use too.
5:54 That was glue...
Now I can imagine jack just brushing his teeth while singing "S, U"
I was today years old when I realised 'Pokemon' is just short for 'Pocket Monster'.
I already knew that because I'm a nerd .-.
But various Pokemon games outright say it, like Pokemon Black and White.
*_it what_*
I knew that but how old is today
Kate Norley older than yesterday.
That chocolate commercial had the perfect recepie for a kidnapping.
Lies.
Candy.
Trenchcoat idk
It's recipe
But it's a lie idk
And a mushroom baby on the moon
"The baby took off with fart magic" I died lmai
bailey boo lmai = laugh my ass in
Me when I’m about to sleep: hope I don’t have a nightmare
jacksepticeye: 16:00
“This is your brain on drugs” Jacksepticeye said calmly
Jack: *Japanese banana commercial comes on* "World's greatest piece of art that has ever been created!" *guy in commercial uses bananas as wings* Jack : *asks like nothing ever happened*
12:30 - When you see that teacher has made error on the whiteboard
um.... an ad? cuz that's wat I saw there lol
12:30 how it feels to chew five gum
Stimulate your sences
I was gonna say that lmao
senses*
@DrakeSweet how about we don't, and you earn subs the legit way
Alexander Brady Jack's laugh was the cutest thing lmao
The “look at my muscle and watch ET” made me die
Lol me to
8:52 the graphite isnt IN his arm, its UNDER it. ‘gurafaito taionkei’ means ‘graphite medical thermometer’ (also the “graphite confession” said “suki” or “i like you”)
12:52
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
Stimulate your senses.
Shadow FoxyThePirateFox lol
The best five gum meme
Lol you mean aCuO
How it feels to chew 5 ass.
We ran out of gum loooong ago.
“Thanks banana man you saved our Business”
*gets add*
Wha-
Banana commercial: **exists**
Jack: *I have been trained in the art of banana*
Jack: Do You ever find yourself half stuck in a wall trying to get to hogwarts but the train leaves before you can get through the wall? *Me TOO*
😂😂😂
XD
Derpee Gaming I read that right when he said that oh my god
@@nycureamy Lol nice name btw
Oh Jack, you know the internet. Everyone is going to give you graphite now. There's no turning back lol
I already sent a box 😂😂😂
*completely empties hometown of graphite*
Graphite shall rain from the heavens for the mighty Jacksepticeye!
This is the part when Graphite gets Jacksepticeye to appear in one of their ads.
*Jacksepticeye becomes the world's sole owner of graphite*
Guys you know what all to send Jack now…… LOADS OF GRAPHITE!!!!
Don't just send grafite! Be creative! Send him whole fridge of grafite!
No not just a load or a fridge full of graphite! A whole house full!
No a creation made out of graphite that is super weird and would freak him out
I just sent 40 boxes of graphite CX
YES! JUST YES!
''Back off, j*** off and regroup'' 1:33
Me:wtf?
“Someone out there was deeply aroused by that, and that scares me more than anything in the video.”
“…”
“Oh wait, it was me!”
13:15 how it feels to chew 5 gum
that works perfectly with it
Stimulate yur senses
XDDDD this made me laugh
Why do I get the feeling that Sean would be perfect for starring in Japanese commercials?
NO
Its just because he would be
JackGunsmith that would be terrifying
Maddie Hatter isn’t that the point tho?
Yes!!!! Inspire him!
The one with the girl carrying the fridge is a commercial for refrigerator deodorants. It shriveled up from absorbing the odors so she needs to replenish it. I don’t know Japanese but I’ve seen those and used those in china before.
I scrolled for a few minutes to find this, thank you!
japanese culture: chill
japanese adds: LOOK AT THIS GRAPHHHH.
What way do Mothers find food? - 11:36
1. Go to the forest
2. Carry a fridge on your back
3 When you realized that none of it is real
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The reason he had graphite under his arm was that it's a thermometer. Japanese don't like mouth thermometers, because of the whole disease spreading thing, so underarm thermometers are the standard.
Woah! Thats actually the most intereating thing ive heard today. Thank you
woah, never seen a mouth thermometer where I live... just on American tv series and cartoons of course...
Brody Rhysarin no shit!?, really?
Who uses mouth thermometers?
In cartoon, or movie i ve seen mouth thermometer, byt that us just nasty for me personally
14:23 *Law and Order: Special Victims Unit*
12:06, Actually that isn't Graphite, it's Charcoal. In Japan it's common for some Japanese folk to have a block of charcoal in your fridge. Charcoal is actually really good at absorbing odors and is antibacterial keeping your fridge odor free and feeling fresh.
need to put fish in the fridge but don't want your refrigerator to smell like fish? Put in a block of charcoal and it'll get rid of the fishy smell.
the commercial is for Kokubo Charcoal Refrigerator Deodorizer, the lady was searching for what I assume is their mascot.
The note said love
The lead under his arm was a thermometer
8:00
Eve Laurel Why the hell would you have a thermometer
But wouldn't the note of been more "like" as it was スキ, and ダイスキ would be love?
@@catherinegagne6739 Mabye he got ill from the pencil lead falling from the sky(the rain)
this is Japanese right? Cause I know in Chinese, love is 爱 (ai)
@@luneth9304 ダイスキ is more "i really like you", "愛してる" is "i love you".
Here's what I managed to figure out:
0:56 That's Calbee's (a Japanese snack company) commercial for their "Consomme Punch" flavored potato chips (it says "punch" on the dog collar)
1:52 That's an advertising campaign (for a new smartphone) by the Japanese multinational telecommunications and Internet corporation SoftBank Group Corp. It features the "Shirato Family", which has a white shiba inu (called "Otou-san", meaning "father" in Japanese) as the family father.
2:36 That's an hypnotic chant-jingle for Galbo twist, which is a kind of chocolate snack
3:31 Strong zero is a brand of sweet alcoholic beverages (the alcohol percentage is about 8%).
4:12 This is a commercial for Daihatsu’s Mira e:S (an eco-friendly car). The older man tells Bruce that tofu is healthy for the body, while the younger man adds that it is also low in calories and cheap. Then Bruce makes the connection between tofu (low in calories and reasonably priced) and the Mira e:S, shouting "Daihatsu Mira e:S" because it is an eco-car, light in weight and reasonably priced.
5:02 That's a commercial for the food company Dole, which features a "banana man" (called "Dole man" in the commercial)
5:43 That's a commercial for a super glue called "SU" (so you'd better not brush your teeth with it :P)
6:12 That's a commercial for an escape attraction called "despair fortress" (絶望要塞), from the Fuji-Q Highland amusement park (they say the chances of escaping are one in a hundred thousand). Guests who take on the challenge have to try to work through a labyrinth of countless doors, corridors, and rooms and strict security set up within the fort and make it out within the time limit.
6:55 Yes, that was the first Japanese Pokémon commercial (for Pokémon Red and Green).
7:37 In order, those were a graphite confession (it says "suki" on the paper sheet, which means "like/love"), a graphite goodbye (she says "sorry" and leaves), a graphite rain of sadness (because of the rejection, I guess), a graphite thermometer (that's why it's under his arm; he got a cold from being in the rain), graphite glasses (asking if he's okay), graphite ??? (while smiling, maybe something like "gratitude"), confession number 2, a graphite hit ("hitting" her heart), a graphite duet, a graphite proposal, a graphite paternal opposition, a graphite "this is a boring item, but..." (a default polite phrase when giving a present to someone), a graphite "okay" (accepting the gift), a graphite cake cutting ceremony (at the wedding), ending with "by the way, the grafite has a 'sharp' core" (a hard and thin kind of core).
9:37 Yes, Kirin is an alcoholic beverages company in Japan.
10:02 That's an ad for "Nissin Futomen Dodo" cup noodles; the skeleton guys are the "Shocker" villains from the Kamen Rider series (the ad says you'll be "shocked" by the noodles' taste and thickness).
10:32 That's an ad for a smartphone that lets you watch movies on it ("映画はスマホで" means "(watch) movies on a smartphone"); I think it's from 2012.
11:08 That's for Japanese gummy Sours ("sawazu"). They typically feature "monster turtles" (kaijin kame).
11:34 That's an ad for deodorizing activated charcoal ("sumi"); you can use in your fridge, freezer, produce crisper/drawer, or in places such as kitchen cabinets, shoe cupboards or closets.
12:31 That's an ad for a breath-freshening gum called "acuo" (which the last actor uses as martial arts shout uttered when performing an attacking, aka "kiai"). It starts showing the section chief's plan ("課長案"), then the (opposing) director's plan ("部長案"), and then saying "Business is a battle" (so chewing the gum to freshen your breath would be like preparing for that "battle").
13:35 That's an ad for Calbee's "jagariko" (a brand of Japanese snacks that are essentially potato chips shaped as thin sticks that are sold in a cup-like package).
14:11 An obvious one, but that's an ad for Meiji's chocolate bars.
15:30 Another obvious one, but that's an ad for Glico's "Pucchin" Pudding ("pucchin" is an onomatopoeia for "snapping", which is the sound you hear when you take it off the package)
Nice.
Muffin of the Morgue Thanks :) There are still a few bits to figure out, but I think these are the gists of each ad.
nice
norahsz Thanks :)
I am a PERSON Oh no, that would a terrible name O.o "Pedro" is the Spanish/Portuguese version of "Peter"; the "Stormrage" part is just because I like Malfurion Stormrage :) Writing it didn't really take that long, but the research took about 3 hours (especially because all of the kanji I had to look up) =*
_Banana Man Is Our Savior._
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Like us on a stranded island hungry till he came and gave us bananananananana!!!Pregnanant?!
Hi sans
I think ive seen you somewhere befre but i dont know where daniel
12:32 Jack when he got the whiteboard.
12:00 I don't speak Japanese but I'm pretty sure it was a commercial for a charcoal fridge deodorizer. Her fridge smelled bad so she had to run into the forest (?) to find a replacement charcoal deodorizer. Luckily he was friendly and ready to get to work! I really want one of the Japanese react channels to react to Jacksepticeye reacting to Japanese commercials, that would be hilarious.
I thought it was Stock for stew or something lol. But i guess you thing fits better.
h
Jack’s best moment: 12:34 - 12:51
BEAUTIFUL JACK!! BEAUTIFUL!
Cute
4:53 that is the cutest little laugh I’ve ever heard
jubs :P AAAAAAWWWWW
Someone else agrees YAS
^=^
When the backflip guy hit the board i was like LAUGH!
The people who subtitled this video are saints
Thank you SO much
Holy shit didn’t think of that
We do what we can ;) Also, for people reading this, it would be cool if you went to the second video (titled "FUNNIEST JAPANESE COMMERCIALS | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos"; just replace the end of the URL with "v=XwyudheQZdI") and approved the subtitles (I've checked them myself recently), so that they could be publicly available (you can check them if you click on "setting -> subtitles -> add subtitles" and then "select language -> English" on that video). I'm glad people seem to have liked this one, but it's really frustrating when they don't get to see them (which is the case of the second video) =*
EDIT: The subtitles on the second video are finally up! Thanks, y'all :)
WHY DID I NOT THINK TO CHECK THE SUBTITLES THANK YOU
i agree
14:23
*_Law & Order_*
*_Special Victims Unit_*
My little sister was just telling me to be quiet because I was being loud and annoying and I was about to say "But, how am I being loud?" When I saw this and just died XD
Jugges just
It's a name of one of Jack's older videos it super funny
"Why did a alien baby pat you on the hmmhmm"😂😂😂
Austin Chan yes
*DUN DUN*
12:52 how it feels to chew 5 gum 12:55 stimulate your senses
I was think of marshal Law from street fighter
Mike Zombi XD
9:25 Announcer: "By the way, graphite is mechanical pencil lead."
(Punchline: They have been using graphite for everything except its intended purpose)
Message courtesy of TH-cam captions
The card the dude was handing out in the graphite commercial were the katakana characters for "su" and "ki". Suki is Japanese for "to love" so he was confessing to her.
Emma Dodson are you a translator
Nope, my grandmother is Japanese and I've lived there for a bit (In Shibuya).
No one gonna talk about Sean randomly moaning when attempting to eat his phone
StarDustwolf 77 😳
Not as bad as r/creepyasterixes , but still weird, even worse if written, like the subreddit above
I didn’t hear it but ok
3:22
No. We will not.
Me: almost falls asleep with my phones volume on full blast
Jack: *ISH!*
Whoever did these captions and explained everything so well, I love you.
12:31
When jack has the laugh on the board and yells, "LAUGH!!"
Reminder: *make Jacksepticeye' s | What the hell was that* series
EvIL. eLmO. Are you in any way shape or form related to trigger Me Elmo
This is episode one.
I have never laughed harder at a video. The turtle one had me in tears- especially Jack’s face afterwards.
i second this, especially that "graphite" & "kame kame kame sours" HAHA
I love to think that people who are from Japan are like:
Yeah we make masterpieces.
Everyone send Jack graphite so that he doesn’t have to backpack his refrigerator in the jungle
No
Graphite confession
Graphite goodbye
Graphite rain of sadness
Graphite thermometer
Graphite glasses
Girl said are you okay
Graphite love
Graphite hitting the target
Graphite duet
Graphite proposal
Graphite partneral opposition
Graphite is this insignificant but it's a default polite phrase when giving a present
Graphite ok
Graphite cake cutting ceremony
By the way Graphite has a sharp core
Graphite cheerleader
Graphite falling in love
Graphite love confession
AND REPEAT
GRAFAITO
tony woolhead Yes
*graphite*
During the graphite cake cutting they paused it and said that it’s not safe to cite cake with graphite because it can be harmful if you ingest it.
I'm excited for Jacksepticeye's what the hell was that!!!!!
Onyx Kitty
I laughed so f*cking hard when at the first clip he said "I thought I was ready."
XD
Onyx Kitty I’m done
5:45 idk what are why we are buying tooth paste but I don’t care. If a whole cheerleading squad just appears in my backyard i’d be pleasantly surprised!
12:32 Quite possibly the cutest laugh that has ever come out of Jack. 😂
Sam Ireland Totally.
*Jack should have been wearing glasses for that intro.*
viktorayy :D 【animated】 *but why’d you put your comment in bold*
@@cookiemug8018 *but why did you respond in bold*
@@jc2488 *You Also Talked in Bold*
@@jc2488 *But why did you respond to the comment In bold*
@@jc2488 *but why did you respond in bold?*
Thank you Jack. We needed this.
And Thank You Japan.
Bryce Mckenzie your welcome from japan
Bryce Mckenzie subscribe me please i need your help to be famous
Ironically, Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos is just as unfunny as the real Funniest Home Videos.
Thank you Kayne
You’re Welcome Sir.
As a Danganronpa fan, I can tell you all that “Zetsubo” (around 6:38) means despair, which doesn’t make the commercial make any more sense, but the more you know.
14:10 some man in a trench coat found a child and give him candy... I'm worried
I guess Japan doesn't have pedophiles. Must be the low age of consent, or though that shroom boy would be below.
The child is Alien, it’s completely legal. Plus, why would you not share chocolate with everyone?
To be fair I don't agree with OP that the candy sharing is necessarily the problem. Guess you are right though, we can't assume age of an alien and it also wouldn't be protected by any earth laws.
Chris East why wouldn't it? If we were on its planet, we'd want protection.
I'm not an activist, or whatever but still.
Cause earth laws usually apply to people and some to animals, the best we have for possible alien interaction is a set of ideas on how to handle first contact and so far they haven't been handled by any authority.
The only correct way to evolve your Magikarp is to inhale it.
Ash? I just asked what you want to eat..
Still waiting for that "Jacksepticeye's WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"...
Me too
One-shot profile picture!!!!!!!!!
@@noah_nuzlocker8699 :O
WE GOT A ONESHOT FAN
honestly
We need it nowwwww!
Mushroom alien child: exsists. Jack: is that majin buu?