Usually I never remember any dreams. However there was this dream in which there was an old man who handed me a baby and told me to take care of it. The child was very sick and while I was desperately trying to find a hospital, the baby died in my arms. I know it was only a dream but it was so darn vivid that I broke down in tears as soon as I woke up
I once had a dream where I was in a courtroom which broke out into a huge rave with lights and everything. Rihanna was there too. I was on the benches juggling potatoes or something. I couldn't even make this up if it were fake, this was the strangest dream I've ever had.
I had a really weird dream where I was a replacement super hero (the other one was missing...probably passed out on the sofa or something...), and I had to save the world from a malicious pink power ranger with a pink princess scepter and his side-kick which happened to be a large potato. This all was happening in Sydney, Australia, which also happened to look exactly like my front yard. It was a good dream....
That is actually hilarious. Once, like not all that long ago, I had a nightmare where Angelica from the Rugrats was trying to murder me. And it was actually terrifying. And I was in like 12th grade at the time.
First of all, the way you say squishy, is amazing. Second of all, I usually watch your videos twice, the second time so that I can just stare at your hair, and figure out how the hell you get it like that.
My bro had a dream where he was dressed as an elf and he was being chased through a theme park by a t-rex. Heavy metal was being played in the background and it was from a side view, as if it was a browser game. He has actually started developing games, not because of the dream, but he does plan to make it at some point. He released a new game recently. It's called Survive and it's on Kongregate. The name it is published under is Whoopass_McGue.
Finally getting around to catching up on subscriptions and I'm so glad I'm onto your vids! Literally had the same thought about the "whatever" song at work the other day. Started having a similar dialogue in my head but was clearly making weird faces because a customer asked me if I was ok haha! I just love your videos! Just wanna hug ya!
I love Billy Ocean's 'When The Going Gets Tough'. Great song. It has a catchy 80s beat that makes the side step with added arm-swing look cool. Really cool and approachable.
Your not that bad of a singer! Your vlogs are very entertaining. I like how I am still listening to stuff about your life, but its actually really funny! Thank you!!
I once had a dream that I was on the great British bakeoff and I was making jelly. Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood then came and started talking to me as I began to stir the jelly but then it happened. From the depths of the bowl, voldemort formed and grew in size to be about as large as the Shard building as we all just watched. It then proceeded to eat everyone in the room and blob through the streets of London destroying things with all its jelly power. Then I woke up and was just like 'what the hell...?!?!?'
Your really good at singing! Been going through all your videos as I only starting watching you recently! But hands down your one of my favourites! :) ( not stalking you at all..;) ) xxx
I'm gonna do some dream psychology now :P the sabre toothed tiger chasing you was actually the prehistoric, animalistic nature in us all. You outsmarted it because we are all more evolved now and can control our animal hindbrains, this also links into the song lyrics you heard as they are about animalistic desires (kind of). Haha :P
Woohoo, actually saw this movie the day it way uploaded! :D VICTORY! and yeah, I've had some of the strangest dreams! I had a dream last night involving Loki, My Little Ponies (wtf??), and ladders. Yo have a lovely singing voice, by the way!
What I found most striking to me about your dream is the saber tooth tiger.. I have also dreamt of being chased by one, but I was much younger and it was in my back yard. I ended up escaping its clutches in my tree house and waking up. Glad to know I'm no longer the only one..? Idk.. Mine didn't have any catchy tunes in it though, so I guess you one upped me there, Jack. Balls deep.! XD
I can't even with this. I give up on life. Where do I find people this amazing in real life? Because I haven't yet and I'm beginning to think they all live in the UK and only exist via the internet.
hahaha I hear that song every day at the store that I work at and I always think that about the lyrics. I'm always like, "He really thinks that's an apology?"
The very beginning scared the shit out of me because I didn't know it was you singing so for a second I thought there was someone in my room serenading me. I shouldn't stay up watching horror movies anymore...
well lucky you jack for being able to run fast jack. any dream i have where im trying to run away from something, its like im always trying to run through quicksand, which is super annoying, especially as a good deal of the dreams i have like that involve me having super speed, but i cant use it properly because im running through quicksand.
I've had really short, weird dreams like that too. I once had a dream that I went to work for an hour. I stood behind the bar, serving customers, normal as any.. that was it. By the way, HELLO ALI ZEE, it's Ryan here haha! Hope you're well :)
Speaking of weird dreams (and yes this is on nearly every site I go on, so apologies XP) but I woke up this morning from a rather weird dream in which I had a bit of a mental breakdown, and Jack Howard, the lovely guy that he is, was there, teamed up with my other friends and stuff, and was trying to help me out with it. Just thought I'd share that... :/
I had a dream I was watching the 2nd season of Legend of Korra and they started off by having this huge time jump. Suddenly Korra was an adult, she had a son and her son was evil, but only because he was being controlled by a demonic butterfly necklace.
Jack has background music in his dreams? I've had dreams that looked like movies and often were in 3rd person and all, but I don't have sequences with music in them. Maybe it's because I don't listen to a lot of music.
I have this dream i keep having since i'm a little kid about me and my family on a trip at a tropical island and then dinosaurs come out and stuff... And that was BEFORE i saw jurassic park!
My most random dream has to be the one where I owned a llama farm and I was relocating to another llama farm so I took them on the tube. But I had to pretend the llamas weren't mine (because llamas aren't allowed on the tube) so children (and a naked man for some strange reason) were climbing on the llamas. Whilst this was all happening a dragon came to destroy my old farm so my dream suddenly switched to a video game and I built barracks but the dragon destroyed everything. Then I woke up
I had an odd dream not long ago ... My dad had a giant slice of watermelon across his back ... He was chopping apples with it ... Then it fell on his head and soaked him head to toe ... I still haven't got over the sheer weirdness of the entire thing ...
It was so weird when I started watching this video because I found myself singing along with you to 'Eternal Flame' by Atomic Kitten. I haven't listened to Atomic Kitten in 6 years.... I still knew the lyrics, what?! lol xDD
There was this one dream I had about three times when I was younger. So basically, there was a wild bear loose in our neighborhood and everyone was afraid to leave their house. However, one night, my dad and I left our house with a massive crystal sword with us. We found the bear and the three-year-old me in the dream slashed its throat with the sword. After that, a Pegasus came flying by us and picked us up and we flew away. I don't even know where.
So True. I've had a dream in which I was trapped beneath a pickup in the desert when a nuke went off.. my first thoughts were: why is the car still standing.. and how the fuck am I still alive. In another one me & a pal flew around Japan destroying skycrapers with our minds. I'm glad dreams don't actually (or necessarily) tell us something about the person who's having them.
"but then I realised that life is 3D" hahaha
Usually I never remember any dreams. However there was this dream in which there was an old man who handed me a baby and told me to take care of it. The child was very sick and while I was desperately trying to find a hospital, the baby died in my arms. I know it was only a dream but it was so darn vivid that I broke down in tears as soon as I woke up
Side bar : you have a great voice :) you should do a singing video
And the comes Consent
Oh yeah!! I love it when an idea shared by lots of jack Howard fans come together ( evil laugh)
HAhaha me too
I was singing along to everything in this video. I love it so much!
The moment when you didn't think that Jack could get more amazing, he starts singing.
I once had a dream where I was in a courtroom which broke out into a huge rave with lights and everything. Rihanna was there too. I was on the benches juggling potatoes or something.
I couldn't even make this up if it were fake, this was the strangest dream I've ever had.
jack howard is MY favourite person! hands off him missy....
Ah but I'm sitting in a chair this time. Fooled you.
All my dreams are this weird, but I swear I'm not. Also, your voice is gorgeous, Jack!
Wow, over 400 people liked this. I'm a little overwhelmed by that.
Jack singing 😍
ur actually not bad at singing x
Last night I had a dream Jack Howard came up to me in the street and said, "I know who you are" and then walked away. Then I woke up. Hmm erotic.
I had a really weird dream where I was a replacement super hero (the other one was missing...probably passed out on the sofa or something...), and I had to save the world from a malicious pink power ranger with a pink princess scepter and his side-kick which happened to be a large potato. This all was happening in Sydney, Australia, which also happened to look exactly like my front yard. It was a good dream....
Now I have that song in my head...thanks jack :')
That is actually hilarious. Once, like not all that long ago, I had a nightmare where Angelica from the Rugrats was trying to murder me. And it was actually terrifying. And I was in like 12th grade at the time.
...Do you understand?
Do you feel the same?
Am I only dreaming?
Is this burning?
An eternal flame?
I love how you say squidgy
I totally reached out my hand and hit my screen at the start. I'm not even embarrassed.
When you said 'I've had enough of that'
I was reminded me of a legendary man named Karl Pilkington.
"That's where I draw the line in this dream."
Alex and Jack open videos the exact same way
I love them so much omg
First of all, the way you say squishy, is amazing. Second of all, I usually watch your videos twice, the second time so that I can just stare at your hair, and figure out how the hell you get it like that.
My bro had a dream where he was dressed as an elf and he was being chased through a theme park by a t-rex. Heavy metal was being played in the background and it was from a side view, as if it was a browser game. He has actually started developing games, not because of the dream, but he does plan to make it at some point. He released a new game recently. It's called Survive and it's on Kongregate. The name it is published under is Whoopass_McGue.
'i had a dream i was in a childrens play area.... WAIT.' i love it when a video actually makes you laugh aloud. i love you, jack howard.
Finally getting around to catching up on subscriptions and I'm so glad I'm onto your vids! Literally had the same thought about the "whatever" song at work the other day. Started having a similar dialogue in my head but was clearly making weird faces because a customer asked me if I was ok haha! I just love your videos! Just wanna hug ya!
"But then I realized that life's in 3D"
Every time it's got me :D
Throwing it back to one of my favourite videos on the whole of the internet ever
why? not a clue
PLEASE don't stop with these vlogs, Jack! Unless you get your own TV show or something, in which case please keep doing these on the side =)
Do an actual singing video!
The endings to your videos are always the best part- I see what you did there >.>
I love Billy Ocean's 'When The Going Gets Tough'. Great song. It has a catchy 80s beat that makes the side step with added arm-swing look cool. Really cool and approachable.
Your not that bad of a singer! Your vlogs are very entertaining. I like how I am still listening to stuff about your life, but its actually really funny! Thank you!!
Very rarely do i laugh aloud at youtube videos. This was one of those fantastic exceptions.
Mr. Jack Howard... you never fail to amaze me.
I once had a dream that I was on the great British bakeoff and I was making jelly. Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood then came and started talking to me as I began to stir the jelly but then it happened. From the depths of the bowl, voldemort formed and grew in size to be about as large as the Shard building as we all just watched. It then proceeded to eat everyone in the room and blob through the streets of London destroying things with all its jelly power. Then I woke up and was just like 'what the hell...?!?!?'
Your really good at singing! Been going through all your videos as I only starting watching you recently! But hands down your one of my favourites! :) ( not stalking you at all..;) ) xxx
i love his type of humour so much, he'd be such a fun friend haha
You know when sometimes you just sit and rewatch a video cause the tears from laughter are fogging up your vision? Yeah.
I'm gonna do some dream psychology now :P the sabre toothed tiger chasing you was actually the prehistoric, animalistic nature in us all. You outsmarted it because we are all more evolved now and can control our animal hindbrains, this also links into the song lyrics you heard as they are about animalistic desires (kind of). Haha :P
This made my day, i love this guy.
you just made my day Jack Howard
Woohoo, actually saw this movie the day it way uploaded! :D VICTORY! and yeah, I've had some of the strangest dreams! I had a dream last night involving Loki, My Little Ponies (wtf??), and ladders. Yo have a lovely singing voice, by the way!
What I found most striking to me about your dream is the saber tooth tiger.. I have also dreamt of being chased by one, but I was much younger and it was in my back yard. I ended up escaping its clutches in my tree house and waking up. Glad to know I'm no longer the only one..? Idk.. Mine didn't have any catchy tunes in it though, so I guess you one upped me there, Jack. Balls deep.! XD
I can't even with this. I give up on life.
Where do I find people this amazing in real life? Because I haven't yet and I'm beginning to think they all live in the UK and only exist via the internet.
Don't be surprised. Your videos are amazing Jack
hahaha I hear that song every day at the store that I work at and I always think that about the lyrics. I'm always like, "He really thinks that's an apology?"
"But then I realized that life is 3D"
lol squidgy! I melted away when he said that :)
This is my personal channel. Dean has a personal channel too called ADeanADay. CATCH UP! ;D
I love your vlogs jack! and your actually a really good singer!! x
i always laugh at your vlogs and always watch them again and again
they make me smile
beautiful singing jack, bought me to tears (':
I had a dream about you last night lmao. You were dating my sister and I was really jealous of her 😂😭
I had to go and listen to all 3 of the songs after this, thanks jack!
WHY must I keep watching this video when everyone in the house is asleep??? xD I swear I'm gonna get an anurism from internalizing laugher too much.
"But then I realized that life is 3D"
What?!
The very beginning scared the shit out of me because I didn't know it was you singing so for a second I thought there was someone in my room serenading me. I shouldn't stay up watching horror movies anymore...
well lucky you jack for being able to run fast jack. any dream i have where im trying to run away from something, its like im always trying to run through quicksand, which is super annoying, especially as a good deal of the dreams i have like that involve me having super speed, but i cant use it properly because im running through quicksand.
JACK HOWARD CAN SING, I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN BUT HE IS EVEN SEXIER :O
You should do a daily vlog on your dreams, that would be fun if all your dreams were weird like this one :3
what do you expect? Jack Howard i believe you deserve your own show!
OK i really hope someone who reads this has the ability to make this happen :) xx
Now i have to go listen to when the going get's tough, thanks jack!
Jack can sing. oh great. im not gonna stop replaying the start now
'when you get over it, can i have my dinner' yeah i might use that one the next time my mums mad for any reason XD
439 likes, no dislikes! Jack your the funniest guy on youtube!
thanks jack, because of you I was stuck with the take that bit in my head all day... and you're completly right, it's a shitty line...
squidgy blocks
and now I've got both of those songs in my head
This made me laugh so hard :D Subbing!
Love your vids!
I use to have a recurring dream in which I was chased by Reptar (from the Rugrats).
It's okay Jack, I had a dream where you and Dean wanted to publish an anthology of poems called "Jack, Dean and Whooper Pomes." Yes, seriously.
I've had really short, weird dreams like that too. I once had a dream that I went to work for an hour. I stood behind the bar, serving customers, normal as any.. that was it. By the way, HELLO ALI ZEE, it's Ryan here haha! Hope you're well :)
Speaking of weird dreams (and yes this is on nearly every site I go on, so apologies XP) but I woke up this morning from a rather weird dream in which I had a bit of a mental breakdown, and Jack Howard, the lovely guy that he is, was there, teamed up with my other friends and stuff, and was trying to help me out with it.
Just thought I'd share that... :/
I had a dream I was watching the 2nd season of Legend of Korra and they started off by having this huge time jump. Suddenly Korra was an adult, she had a son and her son was evil, but only because he was being controlled by a demonic butterfly necklace.
We want to hear you sing the whole song! Or some other song! So go for it!!
Jack has background music in his dreams? I've had dreams that looked like movies and often were in 3rd person and all, but I don't have sequences with music in them. Maybe it's because I don't listen to a lot of music.
I think Jack Howard might be my new favourite person
I have this dream i keep having since i'm a little kid about me and my family on a trip at a tropical island and then dinosaurs come out and stuff... And that was BEFORE i saw jurassic park!
You are literally a comedian GOD ;D And your singing... yu should do more of that ahaha ;) x
Uninteresting fact of the day: the Boyzone cover of The Going Gets Tough was top of the charts the day I was born. Go figure :D
mshoneybadgerrox 13th March?
..I'm being creepy, aren't I?
Your actually a really good singer you know x
There is something in your speech pattern and the way you use your voice for dramatic effect that scarily reminds me of tyrannosauruslexxx.
i laughed a lot harder at the sound he made at the end, than i should have
My most random dream has to be the one where I owned a llama farm and I was relocating to another llama farm so I took them on the tube. But I had to pretend the llamas weren't mine (because llamas aren't allowed on the tube) so children (and a naked man for some strange reason) were climbing on the llamas. Whilst this was all happening a dragon came to destroy my old farm so my dream suddenly switched to a video game and I built barracks but the dragon destroyed everything. Then I woke up
haha it is like 'The Nerimon' style xD
Over ten thousand views. Well done, Bown.
'Then I remembered life was 3D'
You made my day x'D
I had an odd dream not long ago ... My dad had a giant slice of watermelon across his back ... He was chopping apples with it ... Then it fell on his head and soaked him head to toe ... I still haven't got over the sheer weirdness of the entire thing ...
NO I WILL NOT WAIT JACK HOWARD.
I had a dream last night that I was in a car advert, the unimaginable horror that occured...
It was so weird when I started watching this video because I found myself singing along with you to 'Eternal Flame' by Atomic Kitten. I haven't listened to Atomic Kitten in 6 years.... I still knew the lyrics, what?! lol xDD
You think your dreams are weird? Trust me you don't want to have the same dreams as me
...bloody slenderman cactus with a handlebar moustache.
You're actually a really good singer.
I heard that song the other day (I Want You Back) and all I could think of was this video
This is the best video ever xD !!
That's it! I'm pushing the subscribe button!!
There was this one dream I had about three times when I was younger. So basically, there was a wild bear loose in our neighborhood and everyone was afraid to leave their house. However, one night, my dad and I left our house with a massive crystal sword with us. We found the bear and the three-year-old me in the dream slashed its throat with the sword. After that, a Pegasus came flying by us and picked us up and we flew away. I don't even know where.
So True. I've had a dream in which I was trapped beneath a pickup in the desert when a nuke went off.. my first thoughts were: why is the car still standing.. and how the fuck am I still alive. In another one me & a pal flew around Japan destroying skycrapers with our minds.
I'm glad dreams don't actually (or necessarily) tell us something about the person who's having them.