I Can Fix Xbox - Delayed Input with Kyle Bosman
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ต.ค. 2024
- Note: This video was uploaded just a matter of days before Microsoft would eventually explain their whole vision for the future of Xbox.
Subtitles by Screaming Argonaut
Delayed Input Patreon: / delayedinput
Twitch Channel: / kylebosman
Discord Server: / discord
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The line deliveries for that IGN article are incredible. Some of your best dramatic work, Kyle.
Seriously, why isn't he up for an Oscar already!?
The music was what did it
We need an audio book from this article with Kyle's voice asap
I was breathless!!!!
the ign guy who wrote that passage with the word "windows" in every sentence totally thought he was bukowski or something.
Only thing missing is for him to break into ramblings about his other job at a local post office lol
That IGN editor thought he did something with that windows wordplay
Racking up the word count.
Sounded like something a 12 year old would write
Big "tell me you have an MFA without telling me you have an MFA" energy.
Wait..was he talking about windows because microsoft???
ok I gotta know - what's the patreon goal for reoccuring dramatic readings of Ryan McCaffrey articles? Kino.
If anyone would open their Doritos from the bottom it's Kyle Bosman.
You clearly don't know Woolie and his silly theory that turning the bag upside down will make the stuff in the old bottom magically reattach to the chips on its way down to the new bottom of the bag. He can open every bag upside down until the day he dies if he wants, but the more you shake a bag the more you'll just dislodge powder from the chips.
@@massconnect9329 Well now I want a Woolie and Kyle stream. Let it be a FPS game.
@@massconnect9329the castle is leaking again! God damn it
I love the subtle mocking of the unnecessary comma at 3:25
As someone who has worked as an English teacher and a writing tutor, I can say that putting a comma after an independent clause like that is one of the most common grammar mistakes that students make. That joke is so specifically geared towards people like me.
Lmao one of the lessons in Persona 3 Reload literally teaches you about this. It’s called a comma splice. Looks like they should play some more games and less time looking out windows!
That IGN article is nuts
Lol Maccaffrey has always been the weirdest fanboy in gaming media. He makes Miller at his craziest seem sane as hell.
That guy needs serious psychiatric help.
Damn, Maccaffrey really getting it in this one
How this man made fun, engaging and informative video without any swearing is beyond me.
Well he did swear, maybe you were too busy laughing your ass off during those parts.
That IGN article read might be my favorite thing you've ever done, the editing and delivery is so so good. And I had to look up the article because I legitimately didn't think it could be real
You just explained the problem with 'new' Disney in under a minute. I've watched hour-long videos explaining the same thing: the focus on brands instead of fun.
"Just shut up and go watch the new Marvel movie like the brand junkie we know you are"
This is the first time I've seen any of your content, but you're legitimately funny. This made me laugh multiple times. Thank you and have a a sub!
6:38 "...and I know how to fix it. Here are 3 quick fixes"
I had the stupidest grin on my face when you said this. Thanks, Kyle.
I love that Kyle needed to clarify that his friend Dan is, in fact, an adult.
He found him on AdultFriendFinder
Extremely into the Ryan McCaffrey mockery. Great episode!
*Kyle taking over Xbox, yes please.*
Kyle is so good at what he does he has me questioning if he opened those chips upside down on purpose.
Big breath at 3:23 to poke fun at misplaced commas - I'm here for it. Edit: and the oxford comma callout at 13:40
The use of the Vampire Weekend sound-bite is my favourite recurring bit of the show
My new favorite TH-cam gaming news channel. Well done sir I chuckled and was entertained
Also, ads and pre-orders don’t show the Xbox series S / X brand under Xbox titled games, but, instead, reads as “Console • PC”
I love having Friday off.
Let’s gooooooooooooo Bosman!
man, that must be so nice!
hell yeah, dude
Exactly what I always think every Friday when I see a new Bosman upload.
I've got my coffee, a quiet office, and his videos really set in the Friday vibe haha.
Its me or every two episodes Kyle says its end of the season?
lol the seasons are so short
He needs some time off after his brutal three hour work weeks. I like his videos, but this is some proper low effort content.
Ryan McCaffrey is so freaking weird haha “here’s how a neutral critic would explain it” lmao - your best vid in months imo
Gonzo journalism from IGN, what a world
Never stop fighting for commas
Simply reading Ryan McCaffery's words aloud is enough to mock him and I am here for it.
XBOX Fix 1: Make Banjo-Threeie
XBOX Fix 2: Make Banjo-Kazooie animated movie with Illumination
XBOX Fix 3: Sell Banjo-Kazooie merchandise at WalMart
Kyle, you devil you. Keep doing what you do man. Been following you since your first video before the reveal of PS4, which delightfully gave birth to The Final Bosman (One of the best shows on YT for me at the time). I love how you outdo yourself every now and then with Delayed Input. You are a legend!
Excited for the Kyle & Adult-Friend Dan stream!
Is like When homelander discovered that vaugh is not a superhero company but a big pharmaceutical company
Happy Friday, everyone!
This kind of reminded me of your content on Gametrailers, love your humor and sarcasm and overall message!
It's just the Sega situation all over again.
But I hope they goes third-party, it would be nice to see Rare Replay on the Switch or PS5.
As someone who owns a Series X, it doesn’t bother me if games go over to PS or Switch as long as they’re still on Game Pass which I think will be their strategy. Want it on PS or Switch? Pay up. Want it day one for as low as possible? Game Pass. Everybody wins.
With respect, authoritatively saying "pay up" to others is kinda funny when you're being bent over the table for a glorified rental scheme.
Particularly because you figured you'd prefer to give up on 'ownership' and exclusives, rather than "pay up" yourself.
@@archivalhorror I’m sorry but bent over is hilarious considering all the games I’ve played, usually without even paying the full $15 a month or whatever it is now. I don’t stay subbed, I only join back when there’s something I want to play and then there’s almost always a discount or sale, etc. It’s not financially viable for them in any way and I’ll take advantage of it until the day they wise up and get rid of it.
Also, ownership is another thing as how many games are you really replaying that much? If I like a game, I’ll buy it day one digitally, everything else I can wait for and usually buy used physically. More options is always a plus.
"a strong brand IGN editors can be proud of" must be the most subtle but vicious diss ever uttered by man...
Kyle coming in hot with the incredibly rare s-bomb at the perfectly correct moment haha.
The bag of Doritos opened from the bottom got me good.
You rock working with the Trevor Project, much love.
I was hoping for this video. Had a lot of fun as always.
When this stuff started coming out, all other feelings I had about it became secondary to "Oh shit, I can't wait to hear Bosman's take on this."
I only learnt of Oxford commas a day or two ago, glad to see it shouted out here
I’ve never in my life used them
I feel like, beneath the humorous surface, this is one of the most intelligent videos I've seen in a very long while. Excellent work, Kyle!
I don't think "my adult Pokémon friend" means what you want it to mean Kyle.
Kyle's about to kill and resurrect Xbox in this episode💀
Came for the Xbox shenanigans but stayed for Dustmunch
Please guest on Summon Sign! Would be awesome to see you there with Huber.
Forget Cillian Murphy, Kyle Bosman gave us the best dramatic performance of the year. Sheer cinema.
Lmao that Kotaku headline always gets me 💀
Probably my favorite episode. The dramatic reading was 😘 👌🏼
Did not expect to hear Vampire Weekend in this lol
The world needs a new Battle of the Bands
I love Kyle's insane pitches for video game characters. I still think about his idea for a bogwitch in the Twisted Metal reboot.
Such a great episode. Thanks Kyle.
f*kken banger as allways, you rarely fail to make me smile/laugh :D
The man xbox has needed all along
That Ryan dude is so dramatic.
Soonish, I will watch the next delayed input.
That last shot for the Disney game looks like they just used Lego Marvel Superheroes 2's gameworld as a template.
Kyle thank you for always delivering
I just found your channel and idk why but you give me Toby Maguire mixed with Steve Carell but in a good way 😭😂
I hate that Kyle just showing me a bag of Doritos opened from the bottom by accident made me laugh so much.
a 12 hour marathon thats gonna go for 12 hours? hell yeah :O
Such a great episode to finish the puffer jacket arc!
This man single handedly put PS4 on the map in 2013, Xbox would be wise to implement these fixes ASAP
I'm kinda hoping that there'll be a Doritos bag in the next vid.
Wait was this season's theme really just puffy vests? I thought it was Peter Parker's journey from nice guy to mean guy, then nice guy again from Spider-man 3. You know, cause of the hair and all...
Nostalgia for a chip promo crossover truly is a sign of our times lol 😂
Wow this video was refreshing!!! You earned a sub and someone who is inspired by the content. I love the neutral take
Give Phil some space guys....he only had 10 years to make Xbox great again.....just a litle more time !
"He saved xbox"
Give him some space? Give him some time? Um, what's the definition of insanity again?
Love the coma song!! “ who gives a fuck about an extra comma”
I love Dustmunch, and he DOES look great on a Doritos bag!
The 13:40 Vampire Weekend drop had me dying.
New album dropping April 5!
Idk what’s more amazing the lack of context from that tweet or the fact it’s been views 14 million times. GODDAMNNNNN!!!
oh no MY BRAND! NO ONE but Xbox can handle my SPECIAL EYES!
Hahaha the Oxford comma bit killed me
I never realized how much I needed Kyle to take up work as a voice actor. The comedic Xbox fanboy monologues today were on par with the best in the biz, I really believe that
His VA in Box Peek was nice.
How much you wanna bet Bosman opened that bag of Doritos upside down on purpose?
I'd bet 50 dollars.
you look like you're always on the verge of bursting into laughter
Why am I not surprised McCaffery wrote that article.
I think we're watching Kyle fall out of love with the games industry in realtime.
(enjoyed the dramatic readings of the IGN news articles)
I’ve been waiting for this video.
its simple, it depends on what version of "higher love" you prefer - steve winwood or whitney houston? that will solve the xbox problem
Can you fix me, Kyle?
For a company that is determined to own nearly every IP outside of Nintendo, they're terrible at using them. A new Banjo title (going off your Doritos remark) would have been a no brainer, but never came... and then the Activision acquisition gave hope for Toys for Bob having a stab... only for Toys for Bob already having staff laid off and offices closed. They would make more money now just letting Nintendo borrow the IP and letting Playtonic or another dev team have a go at Banjo Threeie and push it on Switch 2 with its key demographic. More movements like that would make Microsoft/Xbox more cash than letting these IP's rot in a cupboard.
I've just been eating popcorn the entire time. 🍿
We makin it out the Dune popcorn bucket with this one 🔥🔥
lmao@@GlazeonthewickeR
I really don't like McCaffrey, so this past week has been a joy.
I even watched the Unlocked podcast to see the coping.
Any time I wonder if I could be doing better things with my time I’m reminded there are people in the world that wake up and decide they need to dedicate time to defending the integrity of a video game console
Kyle needs to do the voice for an audiobook.
The oxford comma bit got me really good
How do you open a bag of doritos from the bottom by accident? I have never heard of that before. 😂
another banger, Kyle
I don't think xbox is winning this one either
Neither is PlayStation
Whoever made the decision to start Gamepass should be fired.
1. Indie devs are now showing concern over porting their games to Xbox/Gamepass because of the spending limits and no one buys games.
2.The huge marketing strategy behind Xbox is "Gamepass" which itself tells people they do not need a Xbox. Thus less revenue coming in for Xbox overall.
Phil Spencer pushing Microsoft to purchase a 70 billion dollar company just because should be sacked in itself. There's no way they can put the latest CoD titles on gamepass because recouping the money itself isn't gonna happen through gamepass.
@AntEater152 yer thinking in terms of console wars, man. Microsoft wants gamepass to be the windows of gaming. That means not spending money on console developement.
@@guyshafor1320 That's not console wars just because you want to bring value to your console and most importantly consumers who buys their products. They don't.
Shed a tear to those reads
2 comma jokes in one video is bliss, to me
“Coming soon, to a decade near you.”
Imagine being a professional Xbox influencer. Wouldn't you just feel so fake all the time, and then hollow now? But you're free, now. You're free. You're not "Subway" anymore, you have a name!
That article reads like an alternative universe Tim Rogers who worked at xbox instead of sony
this video is doing numbers I wonder if it has to do with the title
11:37 - There it is.