Shockingly Terrible PS3 Games
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- Join TVGS as I list and discus some of the worst most shockingly terrible PS3 games! There are so many bad games on the Playstation 3 console, so let me know your choices down below for your PS3 games to avoid!
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makes me think "good ps3 games with tragic performance" would be a fun video lmao. really was the era of 10fps explosions and slideshow QTEs
Haha now that’s a good idea!
I second this. Funny how now looking back the games performance is pretty terrible and pretty close to unplayable in some games but at the time I was the happiest girl on earth playing my ~20fps (if lucky) games in 720p and thought we had reached the peak in graphical fidelity and realism.
Drakengard 3
Bayonetta...
Gta 4
I met a guy who claimed to be behind the particle effects in Magus in high school. Introduced himself as a subcontractor for Black Tower and kept trying to tease their next game for ps4 at the time. This was 2014/2015. He was making really poorly made military/cop training simulations that we got to mess around with on base. I will never forget how proud that man was that I knew what Magus was at the time, failed to mention it was a Super Best Friends episode mocking it.
Wow... That's very interesting, not joking.
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Not a joke: I unironically like Rogue Warrior. I replayed it dozen times. I can't really recommend it to anyone but I like it because it's super short, I can beat it on an evening after work and it's giving me direct to video Dolph Lundgren movie vibe. And God knows I always look forward to a dtv Lundgren vehicle
I liked it too, the main problem was that it was too short
I like the cheesy insults from Micky Rourke
X-Blades was a guilty pleasure for me. It felt simple but rewarding once you learned the games tricks and mastered the use of the spells. The spiritual successor of the game which i cant remember the name was pretty good too. Controlling time and using the past version of yourselves to deal massive damage
The sequel you're thinking about is blades of time
Shockingly Terrible would be an accurate description of Duke Nukem Forever. After 15 years in development hell, they released a game that is complete garbage.
Oh man that game was such a train wreck!
Gearbox and Randy suck. They also ruined Alien Colonial Marines
@@aceofhearts573 Aliens was already a smoldering trash heap once James Cameron demystified one of cinema's scariest monsters. Don't lay the blame solely on Pitchford for that.
Imagine if that was someone's entire PS3 collection
You didn't mention the funniest thing in Ride to Hell Retribution, which are the fully dressed sex scenes. Also wondering if Lair will be on the list. That one game which relied heavily on the Sixaxis controller.
wasn't there a patch post-launch that added controls for the niche demographic of People Who Have Fingers And Therefore Can Just Press The Buttons?
@@Arik-isharshu Yeah a patch released to make it playable with a regular controller and the game is actually really enjoyable
@@devin8367 despite that, I'll still try to play it with SixAxis since why not?
“I want to know who the nob was!” 😂That had me dying. Magus looks especially bad. Including that awful Gogeta wig. 🤣
I can vouch for xblades, being a man of culture I bought this one and the game play is barebones, just button mash your problems away!! It wasn't fun at all and I barley made it 3 hours in before I put it down and never picked it up again.
It’s such a shame cause the concept and setting were so great. Just the gameplay is so awful!
@@thatvideogamesshow Blades of times is the successor of X Blade, and it's a lot better!
@@newageBoundhippie WOW! damn they couldn't even get cheats working correctly? You can slap a pixel ass on a dumpster fire but it's still a dumpster fire!
I really wanted to like it, but it's absolutely mindless and boring; just keep slicing and dicing horde after horde after horde. I quickly shelved it. I've heard that Blades of Time is better but I never got around to it.
Blades of Time is by the same devs but it's somewhat more competent... just barely.
X-Blades and Last Rebellion were definitely 2 of the worst games I have ever played in my life. I completed X-Blades but Last Rebellion, I couldn’t even muster up the strength to make it an hour into the game…I have never sold a game so fast in my life.
I played and enjoyed a lot of these shitty games!🤣🤷🏻♂️
On top of that, maybe because these shitty games play better on 360 I enjoy them. 😵 yeah that’s right the console wars continue!
🖕🏻360>ps3
Rebellion also put out Shellshock 2: Blood Trails around the time Rogue Warrior released on both Xbox 360 and PS3.
Not too bad for its dirt cheap price.
At least you didn't play Mindjack... that one was terrible with a capital T lol
I actually kinda like Ride to hell Retribution yes it is a terrible game but I had a hilarious good time with it
Seems like it could be so bad it's good in a way.
Bad games may be bad, but when it comes to collecting, they usually become expensive, ultra rare items. The idea is to buy them cheap, keep them sealed and let time do its magic. I did that with 4 "cheap" copies of Godzilla for the PS4 and one of Rambo for the PS3 :D
Terrible games. Great video.
Edit: Damnation sounds like the plot of the musical Hamilton.
I have not seen Hamilton.
Oh my... I'd take a hot girl's butt over God of War any day, even if the game plays awfully. Aesthetics are that important lol
Codemasters had a bunch of misses during that generation of consoles between Damnation & Clive Barkers Jericho. Both had interesting concepts, but were not executed well. At least Operation Flashpoint Dragon Rising was good.
Rogue Warrior is worth buying now at its ridiculously cheap price. It's so bad it's good. The voice acting and credit rap song is worth experiencing. Can't believe they charged $60 for it at launch though lmao.
Magus, I paid $5 for a copy and felt ripped off. But I did get a copy of Warhammer 40k Space Marine for the same price so it worked out in the end.
Rambo The Video Game was pretty bad, but the devs redeemed themselves with Terminator Resistance. I'm hoping their Robocop FPS turns out good too. And maybe they could take a crack at other licensed games like: Starship Troopers, Aliens, Warhammer 40k, and perhaps Rambo again.
I really enjoyed operation flashpoint as well! Solid game 🙂
@That Video Games Show, Operation Flashpoint Red River wasn't bad either. Unfortunately, the franchise has been dead since that 1.
I know on pc there's the Arma games, but none have come to consoles.
Ah well, Six Days In Fallujah is still coming.
I loved Clive Barkers Jericho, finished like 3 times lol.
I actually bought the Rambo game last month xD
Just to have it in my collection... I haven't played it, but based on this review, I just have to now xD
Damnation is the result of the first 'Make Something Unreal' competition, where an amateur team originally made it as a mod for Unreal Tournament 2004 (it came second in the Total Conversion category) before it became a stand-alone release. Probably would have worked better as a mod.
Is it sad to say I beat Rogie Warrior on the highest difficulty with only a few cheap deaths? You're not wrong about the AI being braindead. I've played almost all of them and you're spot on with the problems.
A lot of times I watch these lists and find at least one thing highly disagreeable...not this time.
I actally loved Damnation, I remmeber when i finished it I started another playthough straight away. I did enjoy Rogue Warrior too though I do understand why that one is in this video. For me it was short and didn't over stay it's welcome. I got it cheap and it's a good laugh.
Because it has a certain shitty action flick of 80-90's vibe. But I have Just Cause for that.
As someone who has never heard of Damnation before: I laughed because he shīts all over the story and gameplay, then proceeds to show an awesome looking clips of the game, looking like a ridiculous version of Uncharted. lol
@@esperago It's not really a bad game. Even all of the clips he shown showed a decent budget title. If it's just an average title then it could be fun a time. Not something fantastic like Uncharted but something you can get for a low budget and have a fun time with.
Xblades was medicore but tbh, it was a fun (at least for me) time waster. Ive seen worse games on ps3 like unearthed or Haunted demons forge
I’m enjoying these ‘shockingly terrible’ videos of yours more and more! I’m sure you’re cursing more and more as each one comes out, which I’m not surprised if you’re having to play them to capture footage. Makes me chuckle 😀
Damnation and Rogue Warrior are good games, they just didn't live up to high expectations. Last Rebellion and X Blades aren't good games, but they're far from the worst. If you really want to see some terrible games on PS3, then look up World Hunter, 5 Star Wrestling, or Aabs Animals.
Skullgirls received two male fighters as DLC, Big Band and Beowulf.
That said, they're either tied to one of the female character's stories in some way (Peacock being playable during Big Band's final fight) or they're heavily referenced in the lore with a ton of posters for them throughout the game.
So while the initial release was exclusively female (if you don't count the parasites or any of Peacock's friends as playable characters) further releases included the DLC characters, meaning it was no longer a fully female roster.
Not a criticism whatsoever, just a correction.
You are totally exaggerating with X-Blades. Yes, obviously it is far from the best Hack 'n Slay/Action game but it nontheless does the same things all those óther games do: You run around and randomly destroy shit until the game is over. That is what all these games are. The gameplay itself was never my biggest problem, just that the game itself could become boring easily as it barely had a story and you just circled the island twice. For one of the first PS3 games it still was an acceptable action game. People were just spoiled from Triple AAA games.
You’ve got better at your reviews, just be yourself don’t talk like a robot like you’re reading off of wiki, this is a lot better lol 👌
I enjoyed Rogue Warrior for its cheese. The credits song is great too, haha. Damnation felt like a PS2 game with the way it controlled and the way you would platform. I wouldn't call it a bad game, just a mediocre one. Magus I have a digital copy of(I got it for like 3 bucks during a sale) and for some odd reason I'd like to try it out one of these days.
I've never heard of Girl Fight or Smash n' Survive and I'm big on playing & collecting for the Ps3. Guessing they're digital-only releases, maybe even PAL exclusive?
Rogue warrior is one of those game its so bad its good. People just play it to hear all those ridiculous one liners and stuff.
Lol x-blades and blades of time are actually 2 of my favorite ps3 games I adore Ayumi
I have only 2 of this list: X-Blades and The Last Rebellion. Some more suggestions are: Mindjack, Quantum Theory, Neverdead, Enemy Front and Knights Contract.
Never Dead and Quantum Theory are really good games.
@@FuyuNoAi They are? Would you recommend them to someone like me who likes to play hidden gems on PS3?
@@StefanBourne So Neverdead, Enemy Front and Knights Contract are pretty fun. I couldn't get into Quantum Theory and Mindjack is just terrible.
These are great picks because most of them _could_ have been good! Interesting ideas executed horribly.
So much sass in these reviews and I'm living for it! XD
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Great entertainment as usual! Really like how the 60 fps truly brings out the amount of work you put into the presentation of these videos. Can't wait for the next video to get uploaded.
Thanks man 🙂
Out of all the games on your list, I have never heard of any of them or played any of them, I have heard of Rambo as a movie series but not as a game, after watching all of these games on your list, they all look really terrible and I probably won't try any of them, I really appreciate you making lists of games that we should try or avoid TVGS, you did a great job buddy ✌️
Surprised you havent heard of Ride to hell retribution. That's one of those so bad its infamous games.
I'm surprised no brutal legends but you said part 2 was coming
I think I could get some enjoyment outta the Last Rebellion. It looks like the kind of title that'd have seen moderate success on the PS2. I could dig that, in retrospect.
Not saying it doesn't belong on this list tho.
These videos.. 😅 I'm glad I never played any of them
Personally, I had a lot of fun with X-blades. The sequel was even better.
I expected Star Trek to be on this one. Maybe part 2. 😂
You should make a video of terrible xbox games. 😀
I actually enjoyed X-Blades. Doesn't seem like I am in the majority there. But, I didn't really like the sequel Blades of Time.
Risky found X-Blades enjoyable as well ironically. Really enjoyed the female MC despite my issues controlling her😅 for $5 bucks I actually liked X-Blades mor the Heavenly sword
Neverdead is one that had so much potential and fell flat on its execution. Although I must admit that it is a guilty pleasure of mine.
It's a game I wanted to like because of the story and characters. But the gimmik is annying. I remmber there been a few clever puzzle like uses for it though.
@@OwtDaftUK the gameplay is the real issue. Although it could have been great, the execution was sloppy. There's fun in getting dismembered and using your limbs to fight, but it happens too much and it becomes frustating.
X-blade looks really good. At least graphically.
Ride to hell: Retribution, a game so bad the AI gains sentience, realize how bad the game is and commits suicide.
the Magus character is a Super Sayjan sometimes eh.
I like this new R rated language! XD
Interestingly, most of the games listed in this list are PSN games, and as we well know, whether quality is very questionable.
More games that were missing: leisure suit Larry: box office bust, haze, atomic kitty, monster madness, the last crusade, never dead
Girl Fight.... Like Ronseal... Does what it says on the tin. Awesome vid man
Haha this comment got me, thanks For watching man 🙂
DONT TALK SMACK ABOUT MAGUS!!!
Gotta miss the days that these are what we'd call "shockingly terrible" games.
Yeah games are so expensive to make now you really dont get awful games like this anymore. Just modern broken games that eventually get fixed like Battlefield and Cyberpunk
@@aceofhearts573 As far as I'm aware Cyberpunk has made little to no progress when it comes to getting fixed. Plenty of horrible games are still made though. Balance Wonderworld was a re ent punching bag, and theres GTA Definitive edition.
"Theres a player base for bad games". Woo recognition! 😁
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I didn't really get to finish Xblade cause yes its so boring the blade and guns only function it seems is to fill the gauge of your magic meter to use those AOE magic. Feels like an unfinished student project.
Rogue warrior could be a good game if it wasn't as easy and as short. And if protagonist were a silent professional - not the badmouthing bloodthirsty psycho.
Really - this is the FIRST game in my life, which i completed from the first playthrough without dying even once. On a maximum difficulty.
It gives you no challenge at all!
Also - game needs a story and some faces. Here's just no such things.
While I agree with everything you said about Rambo, IF you use the PS Move instead of standard controls, it becomes a fun (yet tough) light gun arcade game-style experience.
Saw X-Blades on the thumbnail, and yes, 100% agree. Played it on PC but goddamn, other than the MC's overappealing design, that game was trash. Couldn't even make it past the 4th(?) mission.
Last Rebellion I saw in a local game shop once and was tempted to pick it up because of the pretty cover, but luckily I looked up the reviews right before doing so and... yeah. Saved me there. The cover do look nice tho.
I unironically like Ride to Hell lmao. Never finished it due to difficulty spikes later on in the game which just annoyed me, but my god is the game funny.
I would say that Cursed Crusade is the worst PS3 game in my collection. That Atlus stamp on the box was pretty misleading.
Having X-Blades on this list is an exaggeration. I mean, "shockingly terrible" is too much to describe it. Not a stellar game for sure, I wouldn't play it again or recommend it for anyone specifically. The game is just...OK-ish, but not the disaster you made it to be. Maybe my "secret" to enjoy it was to play it in short sessions, so you don't get bored :) I also I played it on PC, so maybe the higher resolution and fps helped somewhat.
But then again, the list is for PS3, so what do I know, maybe it was indeed bad on PS3.
It's just my opinion, but games with no physical release like Girl Fight, Smash 'n Survive and Amy should not be considered for this kind of list. Or may-be just have it's own list of terrible digital only games. Otherwise, I like your videos.
I'm feeling out of my mind, but I'm sure zombies in Amy uses modified mesh from RE4. Also I faintly remember Amy and the heroine is a stock Daz3D models from late 2000s.
I am glad that "Ninja Gaiden Z" didn't find its way into the list, the game is actually pretty decent if you can get used to the frantic camera cuts and the arcade-natured repetition of its gameplay. Loved the fast-paced humour and quips, that's for sure.
X-Blades is incredibly vapid, incredibly boring, it's controls are floaty and awkward and the combat has no weight in any way shape or form.
But man.
Ayumi is pretty cute.
Thankfully, I only have played one of these turds. I picked up X-Blades because the box made it look.....interesting. I played for around an hour and couldn't take any more of it.
Haha that’s exactly what happened to me 😅
Why is Goku in that Magus game??!!
Same question popped in my mind!
That needed an explanation even if it was a skin
So would you say that damnation is a… damnshame
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Pc port of xblades is worse because the physics don't work causing platforming sections to randomly become impossible because double jump randomly doesn't function anymore.
The women really are treated horribly in that game. I remember in a review where the player saved a woman from being sexually assaulted. And what's the reward? Sex! And not just any sex, but fully clothed dry sex.
Disliking this video for implying all ps3 games are bad and all xbox 360 games are good by not doing a video for the terrible games on xbox 360
Newsflash 360 has far more shitty games
Oh dear, Magus.🤣
An expensive experience.
"I would rather castrate myself with a fork" 🤣😂🤪
I liked your video. There are little to none redeeming qualities in these games. I always thought x-blades was a somewhat mediocre game, but your point on the controls takes the score down a notch or ten. Hope you have fun for the next one of these videos.
fuck me...did the cutscene just make it look like a guy cosplaying as goku? I mean not just because he looks like it, but the hair looks like a bad CGI effect.
I bought AMY on PSN cause it was cheap. PSN had so many great deals. Games were literally 25 cents
I will have to disagree with you on some these games they are bad but I still think some are still fun to play
How does he say "speaking of" after mentioning asses I'm Xblade and not transition into the only thing that makes the game even marginally novel, a main character who forgot to wear pants.
Rogue warrior was by far the worst game Ive ever play on Ps3. Boring, short, repetitive, POOR IA.
Most overrated, terrible game ever, for any system? Horizon Zero Dawn. What utter 🗑️.
TH-cam: *removes dislikes*
Content Creators: 😈😈😈😈😈
@ "repeatedly castrate myself with a fork"
jesus christ man, just turn off the playstation!
You missed the opportunity for dual-shockingly terrible and that makes me sad
Excuse me, what's the music at 7:51 please? What game is it from? Thank you.
Skullgirls had almost only female characters mate, dont forget big band🤓
Ahahahaah PS3 have a lot like thousands good games, and like a shing-shang, like thousands of terrible games also haahhaa
14:17 wait a minute, is that... copypaste of Asch? The balls of these devs man....
Love that Rogue Galaxy battle music in the background here.
X-Blades died so that it could be rebooted into the surprisingly decent Blades of Time.
Magus and Rogue Warrior look like they could be on PS2.
I heard Rambo is an awesome railshooter with the move gun rifle.
I tried Damnation for a video back in the day, it was one of the shittiest and crappiest generic game i ever tried
Damn, I had no idea that the PS3 had games as impressively bad as these! 🤣🤣
Damnation is actually really good. sure it has some issues but i enjoyed it
Rogue Warrior is one of the best bad games you will ever play.
I remember being young and seeing the cover of Rogue Warrior at EB Games and thinking it looked cool... spent $79 on it.
Oh damn man… F in the chat guys 😅
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Half of these I haven't even heard of. Thank you for such a wonderful video.💗
I do have a question though, what is the song that you used for the intro for the video, it reminds me of something and I just can't remember where I heard it from before.
The song is the Tekken 2 intro music. Glad you enjoyed the video! 🙂
@@thatvideogamesshow Thank you so much! I was going 'I KNOW that song! Where did I hear it?!'
You do wonderful work. I've only recently found your channel and I'm glad I did.
X blades is really a cheap Dollar store knockoff of devil May cry.
It is more shocking when you find a good PS3 game.
Hey I platinumed magus...... yeah I hated every minute of it.
You know that Rogue Warrior has a cult following, right?
Have to completely disagree with Damnation it's a great game
These shitty old games intrigues me
I hate that the video material shown never fits what's explained