RED DEAD REDEMPTION: UNDEAD NIGHTMARE All Cutscenes (Full Game Movie) 1080p HD

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  • @jellyoncrack5823
    @jellyoncrack5823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7910

    I cracked up when John was looting a body, he said “I think I looted you the first time you died”

  • @sukiwi0
    @sukiwi0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1656

    Sasquatch: shoot me make it stop
    John: *shoots Sasquatch*
    Sasquatch: *takes a bullet to the head and proceeds to run away*

    • @47hundo86
      @47hundo86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😭😂man yall killin me

    • @deusprometh169
      @deusprometh169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      YOU EAT BABIES

    • @mirakhalifa8704
      @mirakhalifa8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      My eyes were watering at that point and when John shot it, a tear fell down. But a second later that fucking baby eater scurries away and I was like what the actual fuck, give back my tears

    • @sukiwi0
      @sukiwi0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mira Khalifa thank you for saying that
      it made my day oml
      that was actually funny

    • @zachall101
      @zachall101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deus Prometh berries we eat berries not babies 😆😂

  • @childnamedfinger
    @childnamedfinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3955

    John's family: **turns into zombies**
    John: *Ayo this is crazy*

    • @Abyss84
      @Abyss84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      I love how he brings them steak 😂

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Rdr 1 john is just too badass sometimes. Unlike his rdr 2 version 🤣🤣.

    • @faze_monke6544
      @faze_monke6544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dem crazy bastards

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He brings garlic bread and steak mmmmhh

    • @liliththefirehawk796
      @liliththefirehawk796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He doesn’t know they’re truly gone. Y’all honestly expect him to know what zombies are lmao

  • @easy_cheesy7
    @easy_cheesy7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5026

    Somewhere... in the mountains... there's an undead Arthur Morgan calling out for Lenny

    • @lifeofa13yearold7
      @lifeofa13yearold7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Jesus christ your actually right because this game takes place before rdr2

    • @midnight591
      @midnight591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      @@lifeofa13yearold7 you mean after

    • @lordnachof5473
      @lordnachof5473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@midnight591 able was confused because here in Latin American countries we confuse after and before because in our continent after it's written " después" and before It's written " antes", And we confuse it because one is written longer than the other xd I don't know if I explain it well

    • @midnight591
      @midnight591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@lordnachof5473 oh my bad

    • @A5h3n_0n3
      @A5h3n_0n3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      FOUND YOU LENNY!!!

  • @Noouuuuu
    @Noouuuuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3074

    6:07
    That's the fastest I've ever seen Uncle move. Maybe being undead cured him from lumbago.

  • @rachelknightonline
    @rachelknightonline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4168

    Lady: The dead have come back to life!
    Me: *runs to the mountains to find Zombie-Arthur Morgan*

    • @Welcometohaileyshardware
      @Welcometohaileyshardware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      He died in new Hanover which didn't exist in the old game you filthy normie

    • @brookielad79
      @brookielad79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      Hydrocinical Hey man, I’d like to introduce you to the joke.

    • @Welcometohaileyshardware
      @Welcometohaileyshardware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@brookielad79 did you think a comment using filthy normie was serious

    • @brookielad79
      @brookielad79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Hydrocinical did you think I was serious?

    • @Welcometohaileyshardware
      @Welcometohaileyshardware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@brookielad79 Ok we should stop there is already a Black hole in my bathroom

  • @TheGaza93
    @TheGaza93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6682

    John Marston is probably the calmest father during a zombie apocalypse in history

    • @HomemadeFlick
      @HomemadeFlick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      TheGaza93 😂😂😂

    • @LostSpaceGuy
      @LostSpaceGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Is only Arthur was in here

    • @darkraizable
      @darkraizable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      *YOU EAT BABIES*

    • @brianhdz546
      @brianhdz546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      @@LostSpaceGuy that would be badass with john and arthur killing zombies together and both turn to zombies in the end

    • @LostSpaceGuy
      @LostSpaceGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Bill Nye that would be insane lol

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    "I just committed a mortal sin."
    "Claim self defence, always works for me."
    This DLC was pure fucking gold

    • @MorningstarEditz
      @MorningstarEditz ปีที่แล้ว +7

      💀💀💀💀

    • @Barrelman2585
      @Barrelman2585 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I cracked up at that part 😭😭

    • @lthelion4647
      @lthelion4647 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Doesnt Work before the Father in Heaven tho

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@lthelion4647Can you really count it murder if the guy in question is literally undead?

    • @Yeahimman32
      @Yeahimman32 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr

  • @lubracube7295
    @lubracube7295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3249

    John: You eat babies!
    Sasquatch: *Explains how him and his people lived in peace and eat fruits and vegetables*
    John: *Y O U E A T B A B I E S*

  • @e-ban-out8969
    @e-ban-out8969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1365

    Zombie: runs to his victim.
    Almost every human in the game: stands still and waits for zombie to bite him.
    Marston: waits until zombie bites the folk and then kills him.

    • @uz5418
      @uz5418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ebanaut Exactly

    • @kaliqyoung3396
      @kaliqyoung3396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well that’s where the fun lies, you can see someone get mauled by another human, then shoot them. So in a sick and demented way that’s fun.

    • @proshadowpl6364
      @proshadowpl6364 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaliq 227 I must agree here

    • @jackaboy123
      @jackaboy123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaliqyoung3396 Agreed

    • @djbaybee4795
      @djbaybee4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or her

  • @joshuahiltpold248
    @joshuahiltpold248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    "I'm going to make a zombie movie!"
    John: "What kind of sick person would enjoy that?"
    Me, eating chips while playing this game: "Yeah, those people are terrible. Wait..."

    • @rural_throne4024
      @rural_throne4024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good point

    • @Antcru-wx8jb
      @Antcru-wx8jb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The zombie sitting next to you "wait is someone watching us?"

    • @AllahHuSnackbar
      @AllahHuSnackbar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love that at 54:04 the player's horse is just blocking his camera the entire time🤣😂

  • @Redbirds-jq3gs
    @Redbirds-jq3gs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    33:27
    Undead:I'm gonna eat you right now
    John:gets into a mission
    Undead:Understandable. Have a nice day.

    • @dankoboy_
      @dankoboy_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It makes sense why there's no undead nightmare for rdr2, all the real-time cutscenes would get interrupted by a zombie eating somebody while speaking

    • @Heavy_dah
      @Heavy_dah 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dankoboy_to be honest they could just make it "clear the area before starting mission" or something

  • @kobetall8973
    @kobetall8973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    "I've got a plan!"
    John's PTSD triggered lol

    • @xxkillerrozexx7067
      @xxkillerrozexx7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Kobe Tall Dutch: ALL WE NEED IS MORE MONEH!!-

    • @silent_virgil
      @silent_virgil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Xxkiller RozexX tf Kobe tall Dutch are you alright?

    • @insenzu
      @insenzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WORK YA DAMN NAG

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      is it me or I keep seeing this girl everywhere she was in blackwater she was in the shriffe s office she was with this Bigfoot hunter

    • @goodkill8335
      @goodkill8335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@badreedinedjellali1328 Ayauhtéotl

  • @luigy7223
    @luigy7223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    John: Tell me about your book
    Jack: ok well it’s about...
    John: *starts day dreaming*

    • @MrChuckleslol
      @MrChuckleslol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      This gave me a coughing fit

    • @solairethesunlightwarrior8813
      @solairethesunlightwarrior8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      It was more of him staring at his son and thinking about how proud of his intelligence he is.

    • @MrChuckleslol
      @MrChuckleslol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Solaire The Sunlight Warrior that’s literally you projecting again, Solaire

    • @FunkmasterFink
      @FunkmasterFink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I like how Abigail walks off to get them some food and then comes back with nothing and tells them to go to bed

    • @cheezekeke3951
      @cheezekeke3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can respect John for that.
      Who gives a dang about the Aztec.

  • @warriordawg1362
    @warriordawg1362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    1:19:20
    "Their innocence will kill them."
    *Meanwhile in the background a Nun goes Doom Slayer on some zombie asses*

    • @kade_tinfoil
      @kade_tinfoil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lol ikr

    • @hraeth2052
      @hraeth2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lmfao I see that too

    • @darkstormnemesis
      @darkstormnemesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I saw that too

    • @user-ze6yk4sd5g
      @user-ze6yk4sd5g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @meowbatter4966
      @meowbatter4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My grandma: His clueless mind and lack of strength will kill him.
      Me: Knife + Gun = Death Battle music

  • @micahsturgill58
    @micahsturgill58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    10:51 “I’m going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag” lmao

    • @xbmpr
      @xbmpr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too, words I live my life by

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      just asking for it

    • @flavortown289
      @flavortown289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chase the bag

    • @LFDLittlefluffydino
      @LFDLittlefluffydino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone who's seen horror/zombie movies already knows what's going to happen.

    • @koropyitis.4333
      @koropyitis.4333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Its a nod for all the old school horror thriller movies

  • @Elsisalittleconcerned
    @Elsisalittleconcerned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    John is treating this like it’s an every day occurrence like “ah shit, here we go again.”

    • @chasecaseyy
      @chasecaseyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Because it’s a nightmare

    • @JackyMan22
      @JackyMan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously? Cowboys don't know zombies from yellow fever? ._.)

    • @Elsisalittleconcerned
      @Elsisalittleconcerned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JackyMan22 yellow fever doesn’t,,,, reanimate people though(?)

    • @DeadX2
      @DeadX2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well tbh he seen a lot of crazy shitttt in his life in rdr2 so he might be a bit confused but worried

    • @dannyackland3983
      @dannyackland3983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      San andreas best line

  • @jacobaldrete487
    @jacobaldrete487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2908

    Dutch: (comes back from the dead) John I have a plan
    John: Dutch I thought you died
    Dutch: *ALWAYS DOUGHTING JOHN*

    • @FunnieRat
      @FunnieRat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Jacob Aldrete *doubting

    • @gs1847
      @gs1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      HAVE A LITTLE OF FAITH JOHN

    • @SpaceCatNuggets
      @SpaceCatNuggets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      That would of been funny to see Dutch rise from the dead and walks up to John and says
      John just one more score and we can leave this place

    • @zestyt1434
      @zestyt1434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Faith is all we need john

    • @jeanmichel8919
      @jeanmichel8919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SpaceCatNuggets c'mon dutch

  • @moneymule8209
    @moneymule8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    This is back when a dlc could just aswell have been an entirely different game

    • @tobiasdiryuvia
      @tobiasdiryuvia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      yeah i remember some of the old c&c games

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Now we gotta pay a crisp 60 bucks on a Miles Morales dlc

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @Accident Lol but didn’t you feel like a black teen with exaggerated swagger.
      Hey at least you aren’t one of those people who bought like...Avengers

    • @sebastianbuchner8484
      @sebastianbuchner8484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This DLC was bullshit

    • @thefirefades2265
      @thefirefades2265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sebastianbuchner8484 How so?

  • @jm_r2128
    @jm_r2128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Lol John's reaction is kind of accurate if a zombie apocalypse took place in the early 20th century. The concept of zombies in movies and overall culture didn't really start yet so John's attitude to zombified Jack and Abigail would make sense.

    • @djperez399
      @djperez399 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true!!

    • @Omeviedit
      @Omeviedit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

    • @Smiley0.1
      @Smiley0.1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also did the word undead even exist back then?
      If it did, what did they use the word for?
      Considering that zombies weren't even a thing yet like you said.

    • @Jakethesnake2007
      @Jakethesnake2007 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Smiley0.1not in the way we know them undead did exist at the time but it was mostly vampires and werewolves zombies were a subject of hatian folk lore usually controlled by a voodoo witch master

    • @keller1808
      @keller1808 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ⁠@@Smiley0.1 I mean, there are the draugr and they’re pretty much like zombies, so maybe it’s that?

  • @dylanbyrne9866
    @dylanbyrne9866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    Uncle:**is literally eating Abigail alive**
    John:can you *don’t?*

    • @NateWhisper
      @NateWhisper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Is it a fever?!

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lumbago got him not bullets

    • @nickpicklesimer8634
      @nickpicklesimer8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They're not actually zombies. They are just suffering from the final stage of terminal Lumbago.

    • @-Hold_this
      @-Hold_this 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      iTs A sLoW aNd PaInFuL dEaTh My BrOtHeR

    • @astronomical3342
      @astronomical3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sus

  • @asia4385
    @asia4385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    Johns family turns into zombie
    jonh : JAck be kind to your mother !

    • @Ballsackschrader911
      @Ballsackschrader911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      AJA “and Abigail teach the boy right from wrong “ 😂

    • @mackenzeelamar9645
      @mackenzeelamar9645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Also John: *feeds steak to zombie Abigail*

    • @aidengamen6972
      @aidengamen6972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He also says:and you two stop biting chunks out of ppl

    • @MistahJay7
      @MistahJay7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Ballsackschrader911 That line always cracks me up lol

    • @randomdachshund2452
      @randomdachshund2452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AJA just give em a miracle tonic it will be fine

  • @oswelt8642
    @oswelt8642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    57:31
    "I've got a plan"
    John:*crazy dutch flashback INTENSE*

    • @sshadowsiight1503
      @sshadowsiight1503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And he said "faith" xD

    • @demeaningrope0329
      @demeaningrope0329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      57:30

    • @terracottagaming6294
      @terracottagaming6294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      8:46

    • @dudewelcome
      @dudewelcome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was just about to comment about that, it makes John's eyeroll when he hears "I've got a plan" all the funnier knowing his history with that plea

    • @lahkooky504westside3
      @lahkooky504westside3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      30:35 time stamp

  • @h0b0y0da4
    @h0b0y0da4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Gotta love John completely zoning out on his son telling him about the undead. I just wish the developers used ocean noises instead of the music.

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I'm sure it was intended as him looking proudly at Jack but the old graphics don't represent that so well.

    • @sebastianbuchner8484
      @sebastianbuchner8484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@themadtitan7603 no it is obvious, but some people are too stupid to understand that.

    • @sebastianbuchner8484
      @sebastianbuchner8484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ocean noises?Sure, that would be much better and make a lot of sense

    • @nayten0324
      @nayten0324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The point is to show how proud John is of raising someone as intellectual as Jack

    • @h0b0y0da4
      @h0b0y0da4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have yall ever considered the possibility I was making a joke?

  • @twistedwisp5586
    @twistedwisp5586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Sasquatch: Shoot me human
    John: *shoots*
    Sasquatch: *runs for his life*

    • @solidsnek4202
      @solidsnek4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rdr logic.

    • @sabrinagrimsley4771
      @sabrinagrimsley4771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He didn’t have to do Bigfoot like that 😂😂😭

    • @nobodyspecial675
      @nobodyspecial675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think surviving the first shot to the head might realign your perspective. Fuck dying, I'll just find a human girl who's into tall hairy guys. Can't be too hard to find a freak who'll fuck a well-spoken sasquatch.

    • @twistedwisp5586
      @twistedwisp5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Nobody Special reading your comment made me eat my baby out of laughter

    • @emtee7138
      @emtee7138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@twistedwisp5586 hold up

  • @AndBlissEverywhereBliss
    @AndBlissEverywhereBliss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    John seeing a person being eaten alive, crying for help: 🗿

    • @meowbatter4966
      @meowbatter4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know Right🤦🏻
      Like I know they are over reacting, lost, crazy, or even Scared I would just help them. Except the lady who she blames the Mexican and the Guy who somehow hates everything that I’m impressed and hate him even more.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      JAGAR THARN SEEING A PERSON BEING EATEN ALIVE

  • @MrStrogonoaf
    @MrStrogonoaf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3581

    Looks like the Lumbago finally got to uncle :(

    • @HomemadeFlick
      @HomemadeFlick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kobe Guerra LMAO

    • @adamnowak5628
      @adamnowak5628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You made my day.

    • @trashpile4704
      @trashpile4704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      DAMN LUMBAGO

    • @julianmartinez2085
      @julianmartinez2085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "It's very serious!"

    • @brandanmentch
      @brandanmentch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Damn I just commented basically what you said just to scroll in the comments and see you already said it :/

  • @vorcefulsynce243
    @vorcefulsynce243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    Abigale: literally tries killing jhon.
    Jhon: ehhhhh it's just a fever.

    • @gabby5810
      @gabby5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You mean john?

    • @gabby5810
      @gabby5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @John Morris LOL

    • @Mikey-zk5wc
      @Mikey-zk5wc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Ah yes, Jhon marsten and abigale marsten, and who could forget their son, gack marsten.

    • @softwalkz
      @softwalkz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love you guys 🤣

    • @leonotthelion
      @leonotthelion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats married life LOL

  • @sakuraaaa101
    @sakuraaaa101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    Imagine this with Arthur a Tuberculosis spewing near invincible zombie that occasionally shouts...
    YOU GOT SOME BRAINS FOR ME BOAH!!

    • @wertzuviel3
      @wertzuviel3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      OUT OF THE DAMN WAY

    • @jimmyneutron1137
      @jimmyneutron1137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      IM TALKIN!

    • @willsouthwell8364
      @willsouthwell8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      When he sees the player he yells LENNAHY!

    • @KruggKruscherp
      @KruggKruscherp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@willsouthwell8364 HAHAAAA FOUND YA LENNEH

    • @dagger1623
      @dagger1623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      When he kills you he says Your alright boah

  • @kaliqyoung3396
    @kaliqyoung3396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    57:26 “HAVE SOME FAITH JOHN”

  • @AdamAbdeljaber
    @AdamAbdeljaber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    11:23 Small detail: Dutch’s last words on the wall

    • @aaeeaa2021
      @aaeeaa2021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Omg

    • @darealh00die15
      @darealh00die15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Kinda hard to read when there’s a dude getting eaten alive lol

    • @potionchan8724
      @potionchan8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmfao

    • @skyfoxofchaos9517
      @skyfoxofchaos9517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We can't fight change.. We cant fight nature.m

    • @goodkill8335
      @goodkill8335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      There were a lot of messages on the walls that were quotes from people John met which made the experience more unsettling

  • @beastmode1581
    @beastmode1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    dead: come back to life
    Me: realizing that there is a zombie Micah I need to finish off again

    • @claviusbase5275
      @claviusbase5275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      American venom noises

    • @budder561
      @budder561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Ill kill you again in hell, my friend”

    • @mycycleminorities
      @mycycleminorities 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Fortunate Son starts playing*

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So of a bitch guess I gots to get ma rifle.

    • @spacecorpse3212
      @spacecorpse3212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      but theres also a zombie author Morgan somewhere

  • @theredgrin6765
    @theredgrin6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Can we just talk about how Seth was crazy enough to wrangle the zombies into a hoedown that somehow managed to not only allow him to survive, but thrive as a result?

    • @JKahu-ue9mm
      @JKahu-ue9mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lmao I went back when Seth was dancing with the Zombies and used explosive ammo on the ground and killed them 😈😂😂

    • @ultraviolet2171
      @ultraviolet2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That dude Seth is so scrawny and scruffy lookin them zombies probably thought he was a damn zombie too

    • @josephstalin2606
      @josephstalin2606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      It’s because Seth spends his time in the graveyard talking to the dead and being their “friend” so now that the dead have risen up they recognize him and don’t attack him

    • @JKahu-ue9mm
      @JKahu-ue9mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @c c Explosive ammunition. Bullets :)

    • @tablelegz
      @tablelegz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josephstalin2606 well he loves looting his friends

  • @Pheno01
    @Pheno01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    6:33 Objective: Put Uncle out of his majesty, your misery

    • @FattyMcLangy
      @FattyMcLangy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *Insert Uncle and Dutch laughing*

    • @RathcoreX
      @RathcoreX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      AWAY WITH YOU!

    • @Sgil97
      @Sgil97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My brain after realising the way its written: “melting ice cream”

  • @KidTragedy
    @KidTragedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Just in case anyone is watching this in 2020 you can see a reference to Dutch's death while professor is getting eaten with "Our time has passed" written on the wall

    • @glynkeegan306
      @glynkeegan306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh damn. Well spotted, didn't see that.
      I seriously wanna play this game

    • @nomoretoast1462
      @nomoretoast1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dutch was lookin for John 😳

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's all part of zombie Dutch's plan

    • @ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240
      @ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Sumschmuck TAHITAYYYYYYYYYrrrrrr

  • @ebbiebean9385
    @ebbiebean9385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I feel like what really happened was that when John went back to his Ranch, he caught a cold that probably developed into a fever, then he had that nightmare.

    • @roshanramsa794
      @roshanramsa794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not really a nightmare for John if you ask me

    • @Smiley0.1
      @Smiley0.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@roshanramsa794 oh it's a nightmare alright, just not for him.

    • @ezescousin14213
      @ezescousin14213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wife’s cooking possibly

  • @endie8720
    @endie8720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    I need an undead nightmare for rdr2 where the gang has to survive.

    • @papacinoooo
      @papacinoooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      its gonna be really really tough!

    • @hraeth2052
      @hraeth2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@papacinoooo and fun

    • @kenz2756
      @kenz2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Man, rockstar only does DLCs for online nowadays, it's kinda sad, because they'd make absolutely awesome DLCs.

    • @tendymancommeth
      @tendymancommeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      even micah?

    • @endie8720
      @endie8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@tendymancommeth maybe he can get bit and turn into a rat?

  • @Carlain716
    @Carlain716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3253

    Imagine a zombie Arthur trying to find a zombie lenny

  • @RyanIsRyan_
    @RyanIsRyan_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1916

    John: you eat babies
    Sasquatch: eats fruits and berries
    John: YOU EAT BABIES

    • @malpy1lm
      @malpy1lm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      BABIES

    • @viperhiggins7937
      @viperhiggins7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      THEY EAT BERRIES AND MUSHROOMS YOU FOOL

    • @alecbowman4127
      @alecbowman4127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      John was pretty naïve in this one.

    • @liliththefirehawk796
      @liliththefirehawk796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@alecbowman4127 agreed. That poor Sasquatch

    • @brownpatriot3856
      @brownpatriot3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BARRIES ...WE EAT BARRIES ...

  • @denyhaguilar679
    @denyhaguilar679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    1:07:05
    "So, you're on your own... Theres a train-"
    *Zombie Arthur bursts out of the ground:* THERES ALWAYS A GODDAMN TRAIN!!

    • @spacecorpse3212
      @spacecorpse3212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh hey Arthur

    • @DeadX2
      @DeadX2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leave Arthur out this is John's game man can't find a comment without atleast a damn Arthur mention these fanboys sure are annoying

    • @socialreject2156
      @socialreject2156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DeadX2 damn that's crazy bro, but did anybody asked tho ?

    • @DeadX2
      @DeadX2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@socialreject2156 u did

    • @RomanGooner
      @RomanGooner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DeadX2 cope harder

  • @cathartic_symphony6810
    @cathartic_symphony6810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I love how the camera was set up for John after hearing "I’ve got a plan" 57:32 lol

    • @miguelaperezjrrr
      @miguelaperezjrrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He got triggered 😂😂😂😂

    • @solidsnek4202
      @solidsnek4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Even though dutch is dead is soul still haunts john.

  • @rukitlas7130
    @rukitlas7130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    John: what’s wrong with you uncle
    Uncle: ITS THE LUMBAGO

    • @emtee7138
      @emtee7138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Everyone's blaming doctors, and foreigners, but it's the lumbago, john! I tell you, nobody knows the real threat here.

    • @nathan_yea
      @nathan_yea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn....i knew once he got *over* stage *9000* it would be bad...such a shame

    • @arthurmorgan862
      @arthurmorgan862 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That crazy old fool

    • @doctorbuddha1906
      @doctorbuddha1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's fatal!

  • @gavins.5297
    @gavins.5297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    the funniest thing is seeing John talking to his Zombie family

    • @Josh__777
      @Josh__777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      My dude, that's why I call him a Family Guy

    • @jackpowers3120
      @jackpowers3120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      in my opinion the funniest thing was when the guy listed all the different groups he hated

    • @Cat5_
      @Cat5_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      HERBERT MOOOOON

    • @Livecomcafé
      @Livecomcafé 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree with you hahaha

    • @adrianhebreros
      @adrianhebreros 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackpowers3120 when?

  • @Jenn_Dreveal
    @Jenn_Dreveal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    36:50 the zombies are so nice, they wait for you to burn the coffins.

  • @alertemaarton1507
    @alertemaarton1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    54:24: "You are going to be stars"
    Ass of the dead horse: *N O*

  • @christianguzman8228
    @christianguzman8228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    1:31:25
    Nah girl we saw you in Blackwater.
    16:37
    18:31
    In the mountains
    25:15
    At the Sherrif's
    34:09
    At the church
    1:27:28
    Girl you've been everywhere! Ayauhteotl an Aztec goddess.

    • @Clank703
      @Clank703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think it is some kind of Easter egg or something

    • @calialy252
      @calialy252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LOL dude I died when I clicked the Sheriff's and saw her out the window

    • @j_changster
      @j_changster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Creepy,

    • @chairwithoutwheels9148
      @chairwithoutwheels9148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      29:35 to

    • @DashyDoggo2
      @DashyDoggo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And 1:00:05 in the window

  • @LisaMarieParadee
    @LisaMarieParadee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Make me wish there was an Undead Nightmare DLC for RDR2. Especially since you got elements of the supernatural as easter eggs in the game, and Arthur could be hunting zombies, vampires, and werewolves before becoming a zombie.

    • @MamboCat84
      @MamboCat84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Arthur: *sees a zombie eating a guy
      Arthur: what's ya gawd damn problem, mister?

    • @soybajo-kira8585
      @soybajo-kira8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arthur was more of a badass than John is so he probably wouldn’t even be phased

    • @DeadX2
      @DeadX2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@soybajo-kira8585 🧢 John is way more badass he fought both Mexican army's playing both sides and succeeded and came out victories all Arthur did was bro can't even.think of anything cool Arthur did lol

    • @DeadX2
      @DeadX2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@soybajo-kira8585 John wasn't phased either quit making things up let John shine for once without something be like Arthur would of done this better fuc out of here Arthur fanboy

    • @30DollarBigBuns
      @30DollarBigBuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeadX2 bet arthur can match up john in a fistfight

  • @kokichiouma-god-daddy7392
    @kokichiouma-god-daddy7392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I know the knowledge of zombies was vague back then, but seeing John tell his undead family what to do before he leaves was funny as hell

    • @Chillerveli
      @Chillerveli ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Masterpiece

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ChillerveliDAGGERFALL IS A BETTER MASTERPIECE

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah.
      @NigerianCrusader

  • @sshadowsiight1503
    @sshadowsiight1503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Bigfoot: **Tells a sad story**
    John: .. **What do i say..**
    Also John: "You eat babies!"

    • @47hundo86
      @47hundo86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @JKahu-ue9mm
      @JKahu-ue9mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "We eat berries... You fool!" 😂😂

    • @_xisthename24_62
      @_xisthename24_62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You: not funny

    • @sshadowsiight1503
      @sshadowsiight1503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_xisthename24_62 im sorry i dissapointed you. I wont comment on a video ever again

    • @barackobruhma5815
      @barackobruhma5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sshadowsiight that’s obv a lie

  • @bean-_-333
    @bean-_-333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    John in RD1: *zombie apocalypse* I sleep
    John in RD2:*goes into water* REAL SHIT starts to act like sonic.

    • @jonathansotelo4877
      @jonathansotelo4877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean. He does drop dead when water touches his nose.

    • @hardearnedincomev2727
      @hardearnedincomev2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jonathansotelo4877 every badass has a weakness for example doomslayer bunnys
      Duke kaboom big tittes
      The terminator politics

    • @arthurmorgan2906
      @arthurmorgan2906 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nightfolk zombies

    • @The1bluespy
      @The1bluespy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@arthurmorgan2906that, my friend, is a terrific and terrifying concept I would love to see.

    • @arthurmorgan2906
      @arthurmorgan2906 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@The1bluespy what do you mean? They are literally zombies in that game. Dont talk just make some weird noises and they look like zombies too.

  • @adv2868
    @adv2868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    1:19:20 "thier innocence will kill them" literally behind John on the roof there's a nun fighting a zombie

  • @trentonshipp2875
    @trentonshipp2875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    1:37:00 I love hearing the grim twisted version of John’s theme/American Venom

  • @erickcarbajalpalacios5590
    @erickcarbajalpalacios5590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    1:21:26 HOLY SHIIIIIIT Sister Calderon from RDR 2 Saint Denis :0 She was like a grandmother figure to Arthur :,)

    • @elurabe562
      @elurabe562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ohh youre a genius

    • @bruhmoment1196
      @bruhmoment1196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh shit

    • @BestHighEver420
      @BestHighEver420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn I just noticed

    • @somedudewhodraws9377
      @somedudewhodraws9377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey man the houser brothers are sneaky bastards they want us to pay attention to rdr1 and rdr2's stories.

    • @leroys96cs28
      @leroys96cs28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think it's ger

  • @cydgi3876
    @cydgi3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    57:28 Have some FAITH John...
    57:33 I’ve got a PLAN John but we stil need muneh/stuff
    During 5 secs, he gave me some Dutch’s vibes...

  • @SeafoamBoi
    @SeafoamBoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    5:20 Oh man, lumbago really hit Uncle hard. It was not a joke, it's terminal.

  • @Dr.Jacuzzi
    @Dr.Jacuzzi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    This game almost seems like a dream from the past. One of the only games I’ve stayed up all night to play.

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    Looks like Uncle spread L U M B A G O to everyone...

    • @BernardTheGod
      @BernardTheGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He did warn us about the *L U M B A G O*

    • @sand7588
      @sand7588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We all thought that it was a lie even though it wasn't

    • @Fishlicker2695
      @Fishlicker2695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So that why there was a zombie that strait up died for no reason and just bent backwards

    • @xxx_lordxbox_xxx4419
      @xxx_lordxbox_xxx4419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats a serious thing

    • @SirCameron
      @SirCameron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ok lumbago is an actual thing nothing bad, here
      Lumbago: muscle hurting or tense up due to over working a muscle. Don't fact check me

  • @Drogmir
    @Drogmir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    13:39 "Mister Braithwaite. He's been dead a year".
    After playing RDR2, wait a second....

    • @Mohzify
      @Mohzify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Drogmir explain to me, too broke for the game 💀

    • @Ryuujiish
      @Ryuujiish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@Mohzify tne braithwaites were pretty much massacred by the van der linde gang.
      So how come.. there is a "mr. Braithwaite"? Or was? A year? When rdr2 events happened like 5 years earlier or more?

    • @jorich5145
      @jorich5145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Remember that the grays boy was in love with the braith girl so he probably married her sometime in between those five years ending the fued at least that's what I think he probably died of diesease or something

    • @emperorpalpatine9790
      @emperorpalpatine9790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Drogmir I felt the same way

    • @alvaroprieto6700
      @alvaroprieto6700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Well I mean this is a alternate universe so maybe some events didn’t happen like in the main universe

  • @norm_badwolf_9119
    @norm_badwolf_9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    “Abigail, teach the boy right from wrong” 😂

    • @Flashguy4826
      @Flashguy4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Both of you, stop biting chunks out of people." XD

    • @empwnzu
      @empwnzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like the joke

    • @ramonahernandez1152
      @ramonahernandez1152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Jack, be kind to your mother"

  • @RyuusanFT86
    @RyuusanFT86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    The whole DLC is just
    John: What's going on?
    NPC: Something that is obviously a mortal hazard
    John: Okay, I will help you with that.

    • @therefinedhellion5041
      @therefinedhellion5041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's not even a joke about how chill he is about it either. Literally everyone else is freaking tf out or going insane, John is acting like this is a normal Sunday afternoon issue. Few times does he go "WTF" and the thing that makes him say it is usually only semi-related to the FUCKING ZOMBIES tearing apart the countryside. John Marston don't a DAMN.

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@therefinedhellion5041 well to be fair he has seen some very outlandish shit before this so this might really be a Tuesday for him. A very long Tuesday.

    • @DeadX2
      @DeadX2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheGeoCheese yeah true but ya know you think he'd still be a little bit confused about this right?

    • @banankox2348
      @banankox2348 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arthur: Ok IlL CaTcH YoU LaTeR tHeN

  • @Stryfe52
    @Stryfe52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    "You eat babies!" "We eat berries and..." "YOU EAT BABIES!!" "My people, my kind.." "YOU. EAT. BABIES!"

    • @ChrisRedfieldChannel
      @ChrisRedfieldChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Democrats we killed babies!

    • @XhyRobtic
      @XhyRobtic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ChrisRedfieldChannel Stop Bringing politics into games.

    • @crimpinpimpin8890
      @crimpinpimpin8890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Y O U E A T B A B I E S*

    • @Nohideaa
      @Nohideaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crimpinpimpin8890 *_N O Y O U_*

    • @crimpinpimpin8890
      @crimpinpimpin8890 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nohideaa *AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!*

  • @kahoy2858
    @kahoy2858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Patient zombies in the cemetery, waiting for John to finish burning coffins before attacking.

    • @glynkeegan306
      @glynkeegan306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik I was more dead than them watching that ahah.
      🤨.

    • @manksser
      @manksser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I was like, they are so patient

    • @kainenwatson4700
      @kainenwatson4700 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nobody:
      me: haha weeping angle go reverse

  • @gstapleton
    @gstapleton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    Wait, while they are sitting there tied up and all zombie like, dude say's..."Jack, be kind to your mother" and "Abigail, teach the boy right from wrong" LOL!!!

    • @sayxxdx
      @sayxxdx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I mean they didn't understand anatomy. Like now we understand once someone is dead, the brain is dead. They didn't get that. They probably figured it's some kinda magic

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gregory Stapleton says*

    • @epsilonlivs732
      @epsilonlivs732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Stop biting chunks put of people"

    • @averydecastro525
      @averydecastro525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fuck me ikr i thought i was the only one thinking about that

    • @jackcahill2457
      @jackcahill2457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kevin My Dude I mean it actually was magic so...

  • @jttekton
    @jttekton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Anyone realize that the girl whose momma ate her daddy's face mentioned someone named Mr Braithwaite??

    • @e6486
      @e6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I wonder if hes related to the braithwates in the second game

    • @FetaCheezyAlfredo
      @FetaCheezyAlfredo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@e6486 He has to be lol

    • @kenz2756
      @kenz2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@e6486 Literally, i mean it's literally the last name lol.

    • @bradleycharlie2146
      @bradleycharlie2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And listen she said mr Braithwaite was eating dogs before the SECOND GAME?!?!? BUT IN RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 HE ALIVE AND NOT A ZOMBIE AND HE HATES RHODES

    • @e6486
      @e6486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@bradleycharlie2146 you do realise the first game takes place after the second game

  • @alexrobinson5058
    @alexrobinson5058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Creepy to think that during this time somewhere else in the state, Arthur is wondering around

    • @gocharsispa2558
      @gocharsispa2558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Alex Robinson “Marston! Get your ass over here BOY. I’m about 20 god damn seconds from skinning you alive with my bare hands!”

    • @jrobotdas209
      @jrobotdas209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Alex Robinson nah Arthur’s ass would have been dead awhile

    • @midas7659
      @midas7659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chandler Burse what?

    • @thestonewall8177
      @thestonewall8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Chandler Burse he was buried on Mt Shan in the grislies

    • @solidsnek4202
      @solidsnek4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Chandler Burse somewhere in the 5 states like new Austin, west elizabeth ,new hanover and lemoyne

  • @bosniantheolog3451
    @bosniantheolog3451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Wtf how is John so calm when Abigail bites his own son

    • @petrenicolae3282
      @petrenicolae3282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      In RDR2 he lived through a lot of shit and RDR1 was worse because he was obliged to hunt his brothers for the goverment in exchange for his family.This...this is just Thursday

    • @azncloud7479
      @azncloud7479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Lol legit
      His family got bitten and is now a zombie and then he’s like
      *ey this is a fever or something? Well guys just stop bitting chunks out of people, Abigal just teach your son a lesson and both you guys eat these garlic bread and steak*

    • @kanesmith2855
      @kanesmith2855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Parenting was different back then

    • @-yung--___________________6988
      @-yung--___________________6988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@kanesmith2855 back when we just fed our zombies garlic bread and steak in peace

    • @PublicEnemy04
      @PublicEnemy04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pfft, what's some light cannibalism amongst family?

  • @dravyn4124
    @dravyn4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    John sees that abigail and jack are insane and want to kill everyone john:
    *Listen to your mother*
    *Teach Jack some sense* while giving them food

  • @scottycz4918
    @scottycz4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    John: *shoots sasquatch's head*
    Sasquatch: 🏃‍♂️

  • @rainyriver
    @rainyriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Undead nightmare used to give me so much anxiety lmao

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ...zombie anything (Games, movies...art) gives me anxiety

    • @not_carson8642
      @not_carson8642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Especially in tall trees

    • @bigfatboiygm
      @bigfatboiygm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 🤣😆 🤣😆🤣 ikr

  • @AfterAttackTV
    @AfterAttackTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    1:19:16 shes complaining about her fellow nuns being too innocent to fight and theres one on the roof in the background shooting zombies lol

    • @ColtComanche
      @ColtComanche 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AfterAttackTV She said many, not all

    • @mrheadsetbowtie4306
      @mrheadsetbowtie4306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would not know

    • @Justin-zs8wo
      @Justin-zs8wo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would you even watch this vid for so long you virgin nerd

    • @pheonixtwojoestar6505
      @pheonixtwojoestar6505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Justin-zs8wo some of us never played undead nightmare so we want to watch it for the story

    • @jaymoore101
      @jaymoore101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ik lol

  • @skullkid0146
    @skullkid0146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Idk why but at 4:30, looking at John gives me soo much nostalgia and makes me remember why he’s literally one of the best and most memorable video games characters ever to exist. Why did he have to die :(

    • @empwnzu
      @empwnzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rip john

    • @qanberqaiser2964
      @qanberqaiser2964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rip Arthur Morgan John Marston

    • @ezescousin14213
      @ezescousin14213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wife’s cooking

    • @Akar42718
      @Akar42718 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The same way arthur had to die, to keep the plot moving

  • @comradekolbot2220
    @comradekolbot2220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Love how nachelant Johns being with his family turning. Especially how he acts as they are still normal for some reason

    • @ZombieGangster
      @ZombieGangster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Probably because he has no idea what the fuck is going on.

    • @mmmorgi
      @mmmorgi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ZombieGangster I thought him zoning out was evidence of his early onset dementia

    • @jiib7770
      @jiib7770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mmmorgi explains why he gets up outtta the grave at the end of undead knightmare, he forgot he had gotten shot by the Pinkertons

    • @rockhardcelery1214
      @rockhardcelery1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      probably his way of coping or whatever

    • @benneron8403
      @benneron8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jiib7770 Bureau agents

  • @isaaclopez-gb1di
    @isaaclopez-gb1di 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    1911: what kind of sick person would like that
    2019: what kind of sick person wouldn't like this

  • @AlphaWolf-rt2gb
    @AlphaWolf-rt2gb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    How is John this calm like lmao

    • @quantumgamer5072
      @quantumgamer5072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      He's survived nearly getting hit by a train, he's been betrayed by many people, took part in a mexican revolution, been in prison, survived a wolf attack on a snowy mountain, killed many outlaws and crazy people, he's friends with many crazy people and criminals, has to deal with Uncle's shit, and survived the pinkerton ambush in RDR2 Ch. 6, and faced his death with a straight face and refused to fall until taking his last breath. Honestly, I would be weirded out if he was surprised, he's probably just thinking "Great, another bullshit thing to take care of, just my fucking luck."

    • @mryoutube4399
      @mryoutube4399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The entire vibe is sarcastic and comedic.This is a dream.Its in the title 'undead nightmare'

    • @forky1686
      @forky1686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hamza Khan that's a pretty long dream

    • @DashyDoggo2
      @DashyDoggo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YOU EAT BABIES

    • @chris.hartliss
      @chris.hartliss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He has seen much worse things than zombies...
      He has seen people with less brains too.

  • @frogwarrior469
    @frogwarrior469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    "I'm going to wander down that lonely, deserted street to get my bags"
    *Kowalski Analysis*

    • @rabbit3734
      @rabbit3734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Affirmative, Skipper

    • @trevormcguffee3922
      @trevormcguffee3922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was if he was really temping fate...

    • @ExperimentalHero
      @ExperimentalHero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @TrashGangTillCollapse great scott

    • @McdonaldsInFallujah
      @McdonaldsInFallujah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think they're making fun of the horror movies lol

    • @thesaladlives
      @thesaladlives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Let’s just go down the alley with the one light above shining on that money bag right there. Nothings is gonna happen everybody is friendly here. *gets jumped by a gang*

  • @j.marston
    @j.marston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    This DLC is more like "John Of The Dead" than "Undead Nightmare".

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah, he's so unfazed with everything it doesn't seemed like an undead nightmare at all 🤣

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's so low key about the whole thing lol

    • @ronaldangeles9053
      @ronaldangeles9053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-mg7wh8zq6v well if this is after rdr2 and maybe a bit in the middle of rdr1 or the end well he killed a lot of people so thats the reason why he is unfazes killing again

    • @JY-of9gz
      @JY-of9gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      John Marston should have gone hide to the Armadillo Bar, have a beer and wait for all that to blow over

    • @RussianBear42069
      @RussianBear42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh if you see the effort they put into the shitty jokes you’d realize it’s one of the finest shitposts ever produced

  • @zanderdingfelder7327
    @zanderdingfelder7327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    6:45 Abigail kinda thicc

    • @mr.useless9414
      @mr.useless9414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I've always had that idea Abigail was thicc

    • @cap3423
      @cap3423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mr. Useless knew she waa thic before i knew what thic was

    • @po22etj3s_
      @po22etj3s_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ET Hardcorgamer i’d do her like a tiger too
      Once i am done she will be loose as hell

    • @Nohideaa
      @Nohideaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jhon comin for chu

    • @smoke1nmirrors
      @smoke1nmirrors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guys, Johns boutta pop out his grave again and shoot y’all.

  • @HoeShiet
    @HoeShiet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    17:01
    “Thanks for the input,cowpoke!”
    John: *Micah*

  • @nicholasmeyer1096
    @nicholasmeyer1096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Unpopular Opinion
    Red Dead Undead Nightmare > The Walking Dead

    • @silivandalco.1896
      @silivandalco.1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Absolutely!! I thought this was already a thing. Lol. walking dead is now a snoozefest

    • @LaZeeStuff
      @LaZeeStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      depends. TWDG, or TWD?

    • @glennfunderburk7420
      @glennfunderburk7420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It depends on the season. If we’re like season 1 or 5 or something like then walking dead wins hands down but if we’re comparing it to like season 2 or 7 or 8 then undead nightmare hands down.

    • @LaZeeStuff
      @LaZeeStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @CROOKED R3IGN
      that same logic could be applied to a comment section saying that, idk, something like choking puppies to death, but that doesn't mean it's popular despite that
      (i'm not actually trying to start anything i'm joking for the most part)

    • @smileyjackflanagan6053
      @smileyjackflanagan6053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I enjoy me some Walking Dead but... The walkers are so fucking slow and dumb... I can’t wrap my head around how those stupid things were able to bring down every country to its collapse.
      Sure, all humans become walkers when they die. Such pandemic is a big issue but containable within a few years. The fact that every government with their entire tech and means of survival (nuclear bunkers and such) collapsed sounds... Lame.
      That’s why I prefer the Harran virus (Dying Light) to be honest. Fast and smart zombies in constant mutation... Now that’s trouble.

  • @TarkinGaming
    @TarkinGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    52:55
    Zombies: Braaaains
    John Marston's zombified horse be like: no thank you

  • @PM-James
    @PM-James 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "He is a man who is ready for anything."
    Cougar runs by
    "almost anything."
    I'm sure that was unintentional but I couldn't help but laugh at that XD

  • @hunterminnich3858
    @hunterminnich3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Even when John's horse becomes zombified, it listens to him. That's what I call "undying loyalty" 😂😂😂

    • @EdibleFuture
      @EdibleFuture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it doesn't though the undead horses were supposed to basically fight your commands they just toned it down in the final release for practicality

    • @SledRider-bf3ih
      @SledRider-bf3ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's a role reversal. The undead horse are less obedient while John is alive, and live horses are less obedient when John is Undead.

  • @PrincessJichu
    @PrincessJichu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This was actually the first red dead I played. My sister wanted a zombie game and I saw this so I bought it. After that I bought the regular one and now the second. God I've loved it ever since.

    • @Dalton_Boardman2000
      @Dalton_Boardman2000 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's pretty crazy how self contained this is and how you can enjoy this just fine without the context of it's base game story. From your pov John at the start was probably just some random dude who's been on a business trip for two months and his family thinks he was just slacking. Like he was just a normal farmer who only became a gunslinging badass to fight a zombie apocalypse.

  • @kristopherfelixsjoberg1629
    @kristopherfelixsjoberg1629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    West Dickens: "Have a little faith, I've got a plan"
    John: *Dutch Flashbacks*
    Also, why is John so chill about his Zombie Family? lol

    • @dannybrooks1847
      @dannybrooks1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes frightened but just too badass to show it

    • @estellaruiz3125
      @estellaruiz3125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably just a fever.

  • @BeagleBuddy-qf7uw
    @BeagleBuddy-qf7uw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    54:09
    "Lovely. Lovely. Oh, this looks great in frame."
    He staring at a Zombie horse's ass.

  • @thegodoflight1604
    @thegodoflight1604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Funny how they talk about eating and Abigail goes to cook food and she comes back with no food talking about going to bed lol

    • @Rinnegan-pq1bl
      @Rinnegan-pq1bl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      TheGodofLight My guess, is they ate off-screen.

    • @blackdragons8011
      @blackdragons8011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheGodofLight The Sims

    • @mjag2834
      @mjag2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U.F.O - Unidentifiable Feminine Objective.

  • @TheCloudPuff
    @TheCloudPuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    26:30 had me bawling in tears.
    28:24 had me bawling in laughter.

  • @nealkenth9759
    @nealkenth9759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    40:46 "Seriously, enjoy your meal. No problem."

  • @kingsmokes4437
    @kingsmokes4437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "Rockstar" we the fans want a Undead Nightmare2 where Arthur Morgan has a different story line & kills every one at the 1st camp in the snow because they turn into zombies one by one because of Uncle getting bit by Davey in the beginning of the game.

    • @expiredpiracy6969
      @expiredpiracy6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      actually, that would be perfect and if it was October it would've been the perfect time to release it just like the original undead nightmare and that story line you thought of would be great for it too and he has to escape and save john (if he's still in the mountains) and escape and attempt to cure the infected like the first one

    • @Antcru-wx8jb
      @Antcru-wx8jb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nightmare is canon

    • @Antcru-wx8jb
      @Antcru-wx8jb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it's the nightmare *spoiler alert* has after he dies

    • @dryocampa
      @dryocampa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Antcru-wx8jb It's not 🙄

    • @geeya1812
      @geeya1812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John and Arthur more of a better storyline it would be

  • @roman2869
    @roman2869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Sasquatch:My kind has been murdered and I'm the last of my kind.
    John's reply:Y O U E A T B A B I E S

    • @glynkeegan306
      @glynkeegan306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then murders an innocent creature.

    • @shrek7901
      @shrek7901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@glynkeegan306
      Eating babies sounds innocent to you? you dumb sick fuck.

    • @kratos5630
      @kratos5630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shrek wait are we not supposed to eat babies?

    • @shrek7901
      @shrek7901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kratos5630
      You eat babies!

  • @Jordynolson1
    @Jordynolson1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    40:15
    i love how john is casually watching people die right in front of him

    • @RenShinomiya121
      @RenShinomiya121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean he just saw that the guy is horrible.

  • @Xestern
    @Xestern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Remember, one of the dead folks in Blackwater is Dutchs Mother :D

    • @quantumgamer5072
      @quantumgamer5072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Oh yeah, he mentions she's buried there... HA!

    • @grimcrow-_-4850
      @grimcrow-_-4850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You can go to her grave in rdr2

    • @dogeramsey9154
      @dogeramsey9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmm...

    • @FleshyMammal430
      @FleshyMammal430 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quantum Gamer you knew that in the first game

    • @Casual_degenerate
      @Casual_degenerate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If there was an undead nightmare 2, things would get awkward real fast

  • @uhhcallmejefe
    @uhhcallmejefe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    I genuinely think Seth is Trevor’s ancestor

    • @hotrodjmanofficial448
      @hotrodjmanofficial448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Trevor would totally dance with the undead.
      It'd probably be more similar to sex though.

    • @Kelly14UK
      @Kelly14UK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah. We all know people like this in real life.

    • @soberscrim299
      @soberscrim299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Play RDR2 and you’ll soon find out who his true ancestor is
      Hint: it’s after you beat the game the first time

    • @typicalskateboarder3295
      @typicalskateboarder3295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Seth is American, Trevor is Canadian? How will this theory hold?

    • @soberscrim299
      @soberscrim299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Izzy Hodge you can be born Canadian in different countries, like Chinese Americans, you don’t just have to assume because Trevor comes from canada that his whole history of ancestors come from there as well dude.

  • @Aliltoomad
    @Aliltoomad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Imagine Red dead 1 Remastered with HD Graphics

    • @glynkeegan306
      @glynkeegan306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ik I'd love that. I don't have anything to play this on, loved red dead 2.
      🤔

    • @Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors
      @Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'd love that, I certainly love RDR2, but nothing will replace RDR for me and the feel of it.

    • @TrippyStefTV
      @TrippyStefTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i actually prefer RDR 1 graphics over RDR2. Its more gritty and stylized. It feels more like a gritty western and weathered. And it’s still amazing graphics. And im not blinded by nostalgia cause i didnt play the first one till after i beat RDR2 since is happens second in cannon. I also like the story to the first better but just a little.Have a good day hun

    • @Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors
      @Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TrippyStefTV Exactly! Red Dead 2 is an amazing game, but it just really doesn't feel like a Western. I get that it's "When the Old West was dying" but RDR1 was when it already died, and still felt more Western

    • @TrippyStefTV
      @TrippyStefTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Polis Ranger I pretty much agree. I mean it does feel like a western but with other stuff thrown in. Like gaurma and stuff like that. I love that they are different tho cause I love both. That’s why I love the first one just a bit better tho. Like if I had to grade them I’d give RDR a 10/10 and RDR2 a 9.9/10. They are both masterpieces but I prefer the gritty stylized graphics that looked weathered but still phenomenal better. It gives it more of a personality in my opinion. I also like the simple story of the first one better as well. If they were to remake the first I hope they would keep it stylized and give it that look. Like RDR2 looks too polished for my liking but they’re is nothing wrong with that it’s just I prefer that grainy spaghetti western style and animation RDR has☺️

  • @younhboyvault4913
    @younhboyvault4913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I feel like surviving the zombies is more easier in the Wild West because everyone knows how to use and carry guns

    • @Garf2O
      @Garf2O 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nowadays dumbasses on twitter would become zombie activists saying "dont kill them theyre still people too!" Then end up getting mauled to death

    • @yallugly4317
      @yallugly4317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Garf2O Literally everybody would agree there's nothing natural about the dead coming back to life. At least make your comment make sense

    • @Garf2O
      @Garf2O 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yallugly4317 have you seen most of these idiots online or irl, some group of people is gonna do something dumb as hell in that situation, thats just gonna happen regardless, if its not twitter its gonna be somewhere else.

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Garf2O
      "THEY ARE LITERALLY BITING EVERYONE TO DEATH!"
      "SO DO NORMAL PEOPLE!"
      "THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE ANYMORE! THEY'RE SOULESS MONSTERS!"
      "ARE YOU BIENG RACIST?! BEACUASE THEIR SKIN IS DIFERENT!?"

    • @legendairenic6247
      @legendairenic6247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Garf2O You have been brainwashed my guy, get some sun, talk to actual people

  • @nitrolight1778
    @nitrolight1778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    54:35 Bruh all those people saying the best way to survive stuff is by being the camera man were lyin'

    • @TheoTungsten
      @TheoTungsten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated comment.

  • @deus0379
    @deus0379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    John Marston 1899: What part of the book means feeding a feller to a goddamn Crocodile dutch?
    *12 years later*
    54:40 John Marston isnt ok with feeding someone to a crocodile but is ok with watching someone get mauled to death by Zombies.
    Thank you Rockstar very cool,
    Fella's im Australian, its a Tradition to say 'Crocodile' instead of 'Aligator' regardless of features.

    • @wavybonevercetti5426
      @wavybonevercetti5426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Captain Smartass yeah this isn’t canon genius.....

    • @nirvanic3610
      @nirvanic3610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wavybonevercetti5426 And it's just like he said, 12 YEARS LATER

    • @BigEazy-xj4rq
      @BigEazy-xj4rq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alligator

    • @mangukahaaotearoa9324
      @mangukahaaotearoa9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alligator

    • @romano7914
      @romano7914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John was fairly new to the idea of killing people. John still showed remorse to the defenseless in his early years of being in the gang. But after all the shit that went down from the first and second game. Nothing could ever phase John at that point. Not even a pair of zombies mauling a movie director.

  • @lucyk8935
    @lucyk8935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The professor, getting eaten alive twenty feet away:
    John: 😲

    • @meowbatter4966
      @meowbatter4966 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leon: Really?
      Me: You just let a man get his head crush my big man with a coat.

  • @TOT777SOS
    @TOT777SOS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love how this is basically John's enquiry and commentary on social, political, global, natural and spiritual/religious issues and topics. It even taps into his psyche, entombment of traumas and repressions.

    • @CollegeBallYouknow
      @CollegeBallYouknow ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man was trippin’ without the need of psychedelics

  • @sethbt7771
    @sethbt7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Remember kids, look out for the British Jewish Catholics