My eyes were watering at that point and when John shot it, a tear fell down. But a second later that fucking baby eater scurries away and I was like what the actual fuck, give back my tears
@@midnight591 able was confused because here in Latin American countries we confuse after and before because in our continent after it's written " después" and before It's written " antes", And we confuse it because one is written longer than the other xd I don't know if I explain it well
Zombie: runs to his victim. Almost every human in the game: stands still and waits for zombie to bite him. Marston: waits until zombie bites the folk and then kills him.
"I'm going to make a zombie movie!" John: "What kind of sick person would enjoy that?" Me, eating chips while playing this game: "Yeah, those people are terrible. Wait..."
Lol John's reaction is kind of accurate if a zombie apocalypse took place in the early 20th century. The concept of zombies in movies and overall culture didn't really start yet so John's attitude to zombified Jack and Abigail would make sense.
Also did the word undead even exist back then? If it did, what did they use the word for? Considering that zombies weren't even a thing yet like you said.
@@Smiley0.1not in the way we know them undead did exist at the time but it was mostly vampires and werewolves zombies were a subject of hatian folk lore usually controlled by a voodoo witch master
I think surviving the first shot to the head might realign your perspective. Fuck dying, I'll just find a human girl who's into tall hairy guys. Can't be too hard to find a freak who'll fuck a well-spoken sasquatch.
I know Right🤦🏻 Like I know they are over reacting, lost, crazy, or even Scared I would just help them. Except the lady who she blames the Mexican and the Guy who somehow hates everything that I’m impressed and hate him even more.
Can we just talk about how Seth was crazy enough to wrangle the zombies into a hoedown that somehow managed to not only allow him to survive, but thrive as a result?
It’s because Seth spends his time in the graveyard talking to the dead and being their “friend” so now that the dead have risen up they recognize him and don’t attack him
Just in case anyone is watching this in 2020 you can see a reference to Dutch's death while professor is getting eaten with "Our time has passed" written on the wall
I feel like what really happened was that when John went back to his Ranch, he caught a cold that probably developed into a fever, then he had that nightmare.
1:31:25 Nah girl we saw you in Blackwater. 16:37 18:31 In the mountains 25:15 At the Sherrif's 34:09 At the church 1:27:28 Girl you've been everywhere! Ayauhteotl an Aztec goddess.
Make me wish there was an Undead Nightmare DLC for RDR2. Especially since you got elements of the supernatural as easter eggs in the game, and Arthur could be hunting zombies, vampires, and werewolves before becoming a zombie.
@@soybajo-kira8585 🧢 John is way more badass he fought both Mexican army's playing both sides and succeeded and came out victories all Arthur did was bro can't even.think of anything cool Arthur did lol
@@soybajo-kira8585 John wasn't phased either quit making things up let John shine for once without something be like Arthur would of done this better fuc out of here Arthur fanboy
@@Mohzify tne braithwaites were pretty much massacred by the van der linde gang. So how come.. there is a "mr. Braithwaite"? Or was? A year? When rdr2 events happened like 5 years earlier or more?
Remember that the grays boy was in love with the braith girl so he probably married her sometime in between those five years ending the fued at least that's what I think he probably died of diesease or something
It's not even a joke about how chill he is about it either. Literally everyone else is freaking tf out or going insane, John is acting like this is a normal Sunday afternoon issue. Few times does he go "WTF" and the thing that makes him say it is usually only semi-related to the FUCKING ZOMBIES tearing apart the countryside. John Marston don't a DAMN.
@@therefinedhellion5041 well to be fair he has seen some very outlandish shit before this so this might really be a Tuesday for him. A very long Tuesday.
Wait, while they are sitting there tied up and all zombie like, dude say's..."Jack, be kind to your mother" and "Abigail, teach the boy right from wrong" LOL!!!
I mean they didn't understand anatomy. Like now we understand once someone is dead, the brain is dead. They didn't get that. They probably figured it's some kinda magic
And listen she said mr Braithwaite was eating dogs before the SECOND GAME?!?!? BUT IN RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 HE ALIVE AND NOT A ZOMBIE AND HE HATES RHODES
In RDR2 he lived through a lot of shit and RDR1 was worse because he was obliged to hunt his brothers for the goverment in exchange for his family.This...this is just Thursday
Lol legit His family got bitten and is now a zombie and then he’s like *ey this is a fever or something? Well guys just stop bitting chunks out of people, Abigal just teach your son a lesson and both you guys eat these garlic bread and steak*
Idk why but at 4:30, looking at John gives me soo much nostalgia and makes me remember why he’s literally one of the best and most memorable video games characters ever to exist. Why did he have to die :(
He's survived nearly getting hit by a train, he's been betrayed by many people, took part in a mexican revolution, been in prison, survived a wolf attack on a snowy mountain, killed many outlaws and crazy people, he's friends with many crazy people and criminals, has to deal with Uncle's shit, and survived the pinkerton ambush in RDR2 Ch. 6, and faced his death with a straight face and refused to fall until taking his last breath. Honestly, I would be weirded out if he was surprised, he's probably just thinking "Great, another bullshit thing to take care of, just my fucking luck."
Let’s just go down the alley with the one light above shining on that money bag right there. Nothings is gonna happen everybody is friendly here. *gets jumped by a gang*
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v well if this is after rdr2 and maybe a bit in the middle of rdr1 or the end well he killed a lot of people so thats the reason why he is unfazes killing again
It depends on the season. If we’re like season 1 or 5 or something like then walking dead wins hands down but if we’re comparing it to like season 2 or 7 or 8 then undead nightmare hands down.
@CROOKED R3IGN that same logic could be applied to a comment section saying that, idk, something like choking puppies to death, but that doesn't mean it's popular despite that (i'm not actually trying to start anything i'm joking for the most part)
I enjoy me some Walking Dead but... The walkers are so fucking slow and dumb... I can’t wrap my head around how those stupid things were able to bring down every country to its collapse. Sure, all humans become walkers when they die. Such pandemic is a big issue but containable within a few years. The fact that every government with their entire tech and means of survival (nuclear bunkers and such) collapsed sounds... Lame. That’s why I prefer the Harran virus (Dying Light) to be honest. Fast and smart zombies in constant mutation... Now that’s trouble.
This was actually the first red dead I played. My sister wanted a zombie game and I saw this so I bought it. After that I bought the regular one and now the second. God I've loved it ever since.
It's pretty crazy how self contained this is and how you can enjoy this just fine without the context of it's base game story. From your pov John at the start was probably just some random dude who's been on a business trip for two months and his family thinks he was just slacking. Like he was just a normal farmer who only became a gunslinging badass to fight a zombie apocalypse.
"Rockstar" we the fans want a Undead Nightmare2 where Arthur Morgan has a different story line & kills every one at the 1st camp in the snow because they turn into zombies one by one because of Uncle getting bit by Davey in the beginning of the game.
actually, that would be perfect and if it was October it would've been the perfect time to release it just like the original undead nightmare and that story line you thought of would be great for it too and he has to escape and save john (if he's still in the mountains) and escape and attempt to cure the infected like the first one
Izzy Hodge you can be born Canadian in different countries, like Chinese Americans, you don’t just have to assume because Trevor comes from canada that his whole history of ancestors come from there as well dude.
i actually prefer RDR 1 graphics over RDR2. Its more gritty and stylized. It feels more like a gritty western and weathered. And it’s still amazing graphics. And im not blinded by nostalgia cause i didnt play the first one till after i beat RDR2 since is happens second in cannon. I also like the story to the first better but just a little.Have a good day hun
@@TrippyStefTV Exactly! Red Dead 2 is an amazing game, but it just really doesn't feel like a Western. I get that it's "When the Old West was dying" but RDR1 was when it already died, and still felt more Western
Polis Ranger I pretty much agree. I mean it does feel like a western but with other stuff thrown in. Like gaurma and stuff like that. I love that they are different tho cause I love both. That’s why I love the first one just a bit better tho. Like if I had to grade them I’d give RDR a 10/10 and RDR2 a 9.9/10. They are both masterpieces but I prefer the gritty stylized graphics that looked weathered but still phenomenal better. It gives it more of a personality in my opinion. I also like the simple story of the first one better as well. If they were to remake the first I hope they would keep it stylized and give it that look. Like RDR2 looks too polished for my liking but they’re is nothing wrong with that it’s just I prefer that grainy spaghetti western style and animation RDR has☺️
@@yallugly4317 have you seen most of these idiots online or irl, some group of people is gonna do something dumb as hell in that situation, thats just gonna happen regardless, if its not twitter its gonna be somewhere else.
@@Garf2O "THEY ARE LITERALLY BITING EVERYONE TO DEATH!" "SO DO NORMAL PEOPLE!" "THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE ANYMORE! THEY'RE SOULESS MONSTERS!" "ARE YOU BIENG RACIST?! BEACUASE THEIR SKIN IS DIFERENT!?"
John Marston 1899: What part of the book means feeding a feller to a goddamn Crocodile dutch? *12 years later* 54:40 John Marston isnt ok with feeding someone to a crocodile but is ok with watching someone get mauled to death by Zombies. Thank you Rockstar very cool, Fella's im Australian, its a Tradition to say 'Crocodile' instead of 'Aligator' regardless of features.
John was fairly new to the idea of killing people. John still showed remorse to the defenseless in his early years of being in the gang. But after all the shit that went down from the first and second game. Nothing could ever phase John at that point. Not even a pair of zombies mauling a movie director.
I love how this is basically John's enquiry and commentary on social, political, global, natural and spiritual/religious issues and topics. It even taps into his psyche, entombment of traumas and repressions.
I cracked up when John was looting a body, he said “I think I looted you the first time you died”
jelly on crack when is that?
Zach Wavey 58:15
Jhon doesn't even know they are zombies
Nicholas Rostovya thanks
لعبه حلوة ولللءه
Sasquatch: shoot me make it stop
John: *shoots Sasquatch*
Sasquatch: *takes a bullet to the head and proceeds to run away*
😂😂😭😂man yall killin me
YOU EAT BABIES
My eyes were watering at that point and when John shot it, a tear fell down. But a second later that fucking baby eater scurries away and I was like what the actual fuck, give back my tears
Mira Khalifa thank you for saying that
it made my day oml
that was actually funny
Deus Prometh berries we eat berries not babies 😆😂
John's family: **turns into zombies**
John: *Ayo this is crazy*
I love how he brings them steak 😂
Rdr 1 john is just too badass sometimes. Unlike his rdr 2 version 🤣🤣.
Dem crazy bastards
He brings garlic bread and steak mmmmhh
He doesn’t know they’re truly gone. Y’all honestly expect him to know what zombies are lmao
Somewhere... in the mountains... there's an undead Arthur Morgan calling out for Lenny
Jesus christ your actually right because this game takes place before rdr2
@@lifeofa13yearold7 you mean after
@@midnight591 able was confused because here in Latin American countries we confuse after and before because in our continent after it's written " después" and before It's written " antes", And we confuse it because one is written longer than the other xd I don't know if I explain it well
@@lordnachof5473 oh my bad
FOUND YOU LENNY!!!
6:07
That's the fastest I've ever seen Uncle move. Maybe being undead cured him from lumbago.
Maybe
That's 4th stage of lumbago, silly
Lmao that's funny
Bc lumnago isnt fast
This comment is golden
Lady: The dead have come back to life!
Me: *runs to the mountains to find Zombie-Arthur Morgan*
He died in new Hanover which didn't exist in the old game you filthy normie
Hydrocinical Hey man, I’d like to introduce you to the joke.
@@brookielad79 did you think a comment using filthy normie was serious
Hydrocinical did you think I was serious?
@@brookielad79 Ok we should stop there is already a Black hole in my bathroom
John Marston is probably the calmest father during a zombie apocalypse in history
TheGaza93 😂😂😂
Is only Arthur was in here
*YOU EAT BABIES*
@@LostSpaceGuy that would be badass with john and arthur killing zombies together and both turn to zombies in the end
Bill Nye that would be insane lol
"I just committed a mortal sin."
"Claim self defence, always works for me."
This DLC was pure fucking gold
💀💀💀💀
I cracked up at that part 😭😭
Doesnt Work before the Father in Heaven tho
@@lthelion4647Can you really count it murder if the guy in question is literally undead?
Fr
John: You eat babies!
Sasquatch: *Explains how him and his people lived in peace and eat fruits and vegetables*
John: *Y O U E A T B A B I E S*
time stamp?
3:57 I need a time stamp of where I left off
Sasquatch: N O Y O U F O O L I E A T B E R R I E S A R E Y O U D R U N K H U M A N
5:53 I M G E T T I N M Y G U N
And jhon kinda looks like trevor
Zombie: runs to his victim.
Almost every human in the game: stands still and waits for zombie to bite him.
Marston: waits until zombie bites the folk and then kills him.
@Ebanaut Exactly
Well that’s where the fun lies, you can see someone get mauled by another human, then shoot them. So in a sick and demented way that’s fun.
Kaliq 227 I must agree here
@@kaliqyoung3396 Agreed
Or her
"I'm going to make a zombie movie!"
John: "What kind of sick person would enjoy that?"
Me, eating chips while playing this game: "Yeah, those people are terrible. Wait..."
Good point
The zombie sitting next to you "wait is someone watching us?"
I love that at 54:04 the player's horse is just blocking his camera the entire time🤣😂
33:27
Undead:I'm gonna eat you right now
John:gets into a mission
Undead:Understandable. Have a nice day.
It makes sense why there's no undead nightmare for rdr2, all the real-time cutscenes would get interrupted by a zombie eating somebody while speaking
@@dankoboy_to be honest they could just make it "clear the area before starting mission" or something
"I've got a plan!"
John's PTSD triggered lol
Kobe Tall Dutch: ALL WE NEED IS MORE MONEH!!-
Xxkiller RozexX tf Kobe tall Dutch are you alright?
WORK YA DAMN NAG
is it me or I keep seeing this girl everywhere she was in blackwater she was in the shriffe s office she was with this Bigfoot hunter
@@badreedinedjellali1328 Ayauhtéotl
John: Tell me about your book
Jack: ok well it’s about...
John: *starts day dreaming*
This gave me a coughing fit
It was more of him staring at his son and thinking about how proud of his intelligence he is.
Solaire The Sunlight Warrior that’s literally you projecting again, Solaire
I like how Abigail walks off to get them some food and then comes back with nothing and tells them to go to bed
I can respect John for that.
Who gives a dang about the Aztec.
1:19:20
"Their innocence will kill them."
*Meanwhile in the background a Nun goes Doom Slayer on some zombie asses*
Lol ikr
Lmfao I see that too
I saw that too
🤣
My grandma: His clueless mind and lack of strength will kill him.
Me: Knife + Gun = Death Battle music
10:51 “I’m going to wander down that lonely deserted street and get my bag” lmao
Me too, words I live my life by
just asking for it
Chase the bag
Anyone who's seen horror/zombie movies already knows what's going to happen.
Its a nod for all the old school horror thriller movies
John is treating this like it’s an every day occurrence like “ah shit, here we go again.”
Because it’s a nightmare
Seriously? Cowboys don't know zombies from yellow fever? ._.)
@@JackyMan22 yellow fever doesn’t,,,, reanimate people though(?)
Well tbh he seen a lot of crazy shitttt in his life in rdr2 so he might be a bit confused but worried
San andreas best line
Dutch: (comes back from the dead) John I have a plan
John: Dutch I thought you died
Dutch: *ALWAYS DOUGHTING JOHN*
Jacob Aldrete *doubting
HAVE A LITTLE OF FAITH JOHN
That would of been funny to see Dutch rise from the dead and walks up to John and says
John just one more score and we can leave this place
Faith is all we need john
@@SpaceCatNuggets c'mon dutch
This is back when a dlc could just aswell have been an entirely different game
yeah i remember some of the old c&c games
Now we gotta pay a crisp 60 bucks on a Miles Morales dlc
@Accident Lol but didn’t you feel like a black teen with exaggerated swagger.
Hey at least you aren’t one of those people who bought like...Avengers
This DLC was bullshit
@@sebastianbuchner8484 How so?
Lol John's reaction is kind of accurate if a zombie apocalypse took place in the early 20th century. The concept of zombies in movies and overall culture didn't really start yet so John's attitude to zombified Jack and Abigail would make sense.
So true!!
Wow
Also did the word undead even exist back then?
If it did, what did they use the word for?
Considering that zombies weren't even a thing yet like you said.
@@Smiley0.1not in the way we know them undead did exist at the time but it was mostly vampires and werewolves zombies were a subject of hatian folk lore usually controlled by a voodoo witch master
@@Smiley0.1 I mean, there are the draugr and they’re pretty much like zombies, so maybe it’s that?
Uncle:**is literally eating Abigail alive**
John:can you *don’t?*
Is it a fever?!
Lumbago got him not bullets
They're not actually zombies. They are just suffering from the final stage of terminal Lumbago.
iTs A sLoW aNd PaInFuL dEaTh My BrOtHeR
Sus
Johns family turns into zombie
jonh : JAck be kind to your mother !
AJA “and Abigail teach the boy right from wrong “ 😂
Also John: *feeds steak to zombie Abigail*
He also says:and you two stop biting chunks out of ppl
@@Ballsackschrader911 That line always cracks me up lol
AJA just give em a miracle tonic it will be fine
57:31
"I've got a plan"
John:*crazy dutch flashback INTENSE*
And he said "faith" xD
57:30
8:46
I was just about to comment about that, it makes John's eyeroll when he hears "I've got a plan" all the funnier knowing his history with that plea
30:35 time stamp
Gotta love John completely zoning out on his son telling him about the undead. I just wish the developers used ocean noises instead of the music.
I'm sure it was intended as him looking proudly at Jack but the old graphics don't represent that so well.
@@themadtitan7603 no it is obvious, but some people are too stupid to understand that.
Ocean noises?Sure, that would be much better and make a lot of sense
The point is to show how proud John is of raising someone as intellectual as Jack
Have yall ever considered the possibility I was making a joke?
Sasquatch: Shoot me human
John: *shoots*
Sasquatch: *runs for his life*
Rdr logic.
He didn’t have to do Bigfoot like that 😂😂😭
I think surviving the first shot to the head might realign your perspective. Fuck dying, I'll just find a human girl who's into tall hairy guys. Can't be too hard to find a freak who'll fuck a well-spoken sasquatch.
@Nobody Special reading your comment made me eat my baby out of laughter
@@twistedwisp5586 hold up
John seeing a person being eaten alive, crying for help: 🗿
I know Right🤦🏻
Like I know they are over reacting, lost, crazy, or even Scared I would just help them. Except the lady who she blames the Mexican and the Guy who somehow hates everything that I’m impressed and hate him even more.
JAGAR THARN SEEING A PERSON BEING EATEN ALIVE
Looks like the Lumbago finally got to uncle :(
Kobe Guerra LMAO
You made my day.
DAMN LUMBAGO
"It's very serious!"
Damn I just commented basically what you said just to scroll in the comments and see you already said it :/
Abigale: literally tries killing jhon.
Jhon: ehhhhh it's just a fever.
You mean john?
@John Morris LOL
Ah yes, Jhon marsten and abigale marsten, and who could forget their son, gack marsten.
I love you guys 🤣
Thats married life LOL
Imagine this with Arthur a Tuberculosis spewing near invincible zombie that occasionally shouts...
YOU GOT SOME BRAINS FOR ME BOAH!!
OUT OF THE DAMN WAY
IM TALKIN!
When he sees the player he yells LENNAHY!
@@willsouthwell8364 HAHAAAA FOUND YA LENNEH
When he kills you he says Your alright boah
57:26 “HAVE SOME FAITH JOHN”
Its u
57:29 "I have a plan!" Oh god he is dutch
11:23 Small detail: Dutch’s last words on the wall
Omg
Kinda hard to read when there’s a dude getting eaten alive lol
Lmfao
We can't fight change.. We cant fight nature.m
There were a lot of messages on the walls that were quotes from people John met which made the experience more unsettling
dead: come back to life
Me: realizing that there is a zombie Micah I need to finish off again
American venom noises
“Ill kill you again in hell, my friend”
*Fortunate Son starts playing*
So of a bitch guess I gots to get ma rifle.
but theres also a zombie author Morgan somewhere
Can we just talk about how Seth was crazy enough to wrangle the zombies into a hoedown that somehow managed to not only allow him to survive, but thrive as a result?
Lmao I went back when Seth was dancing with the Zombies and used explosive ammo on the ground and killed them 😈😂😂
That dude Seth is so scrawny and scruffy lookin them zombies probably thought he was a damn zombie too
It’s because Seth spends his time in the graveyard talking to the dead and being their “friend” so now that the dead have risen up they recognize him and don’t attack him
@c c Explosive ammunition. Bullets :)
@@josephstalin2606 well he loves looting his friends
6:33 Objective: Put Uncle out of his majesty, your misery
*Insert Uncle and Dutch laughing*
AWAY WITH YOU!
My brain after realising the way its written: “melting ice cream”
Just in case anyone is watching this in 2020 you can see a reference to Dutch's death while professor is getting eaten with "Our time has passed" written on the wall
Oh damn. Well spotted, didn't see that.
I seriously wanna play this game
Dutch was lookin for John 😳
it's all part of zombie Dutch's plan
@@Sumschmuck TAHITAYYYYYYYYYrrrrrr
I feel like what really happened was that when John went back to his Ranch, he caught a cold that probably developed into a fever, then he had that nightmare.
Not really a nightmare for John if you ask me
@@roshanramsa794 oh it's a nightmare alright, just not for him.
Wife’s cooking possibly
I need an undead nightmare for rdr2 where the gang has to survive.
its gonna be really really tough!
@@papacinoooo and fun
Man, rockstar only does DLCs for online nowadays, it's kinda sad, because they'd make absolutely awesome DLCs.
even micah?
@@tendymancommeth maybe he can get bit and turn into a rat?
Imagine a zombie Arthur trying to find a zombie lenny
Zombie Dutch trying to find zombie Cornwall
"LENNY!! WHERE ARE YOU??"
Lennnnnnnnyyyyyy
Lennahhh
YyyyynneL
John: you eat babies
Sasquatch: eats fruits and berries
John: YOU EAT BABIES
BABIES
THEY EAT BERRIES AND MUSHROOMS YOU FOOL
John was pretty naïve in this one.
@@alecbowman4127 agreed. That poor Sasquatch
BARRIES ...WE EAT BARRIES ...
1:07:05
"So, you're on your own... Theres a train-"
*Zombie Arthur bursts out of the ground:* THERES ALWAYS A GODDAMN TRAIN!!
oh hey Arthur
Leave Arthur out this is John's game man can't find a comment without atleast a damn Arthur mention these fanboys sure are annoying
@@DeadX2 damn that's crazy bro, but did anybody asked tho ?
@@socialreject2156 u did
@@DeadX2 cope harder
I love how the camera was set up for John after hearing "I’ve got a plan" 57:32 lol
He got triggered 😂😂😂😂
Even though dutch is dead is soul still haunts john.
John: what’s wrong with you uncle
Uncle: ITS THE LUMBAGO
Everyone's blaming doctors, and foreigners, but it's the lumbago, john! I tell you, nobody knows the real threat here.
Damn....i knew once he got *over* stage *9000* it would be bad...such a shame
That crazy old fool
it's fatal!
the funniest thing is seeing John talking to his Zombie family
My dude, that's why I call him a Family Guy
in my opinion the funniest thing was when the guy listed all the different groups he hated
HERBERT MOOOOON
I agree with you hahaha
@@jackpowers3120 when?
36:50 the zombies are so nice, they wait for you to burn the coffins.
But then attack after
54:24: "You are going to be stars"
Ass of the dead horse: *N O*
XD
LMAO
Horse: Here's a movie for ya! My ass!
LOL
1:31:25
Nah girl we saw you in Blackwater.
16:37
18:31
In the mountains
25:15
At the Sherrif's
34:09
At the church
1:27:28
Girl you've been everywhere! Ayauhteotl an Aztec goddess.
I think it is some kind of Easter egg or something
LOL dude I died when I clicked the Sheriff's and saw her out the window
Creepy,
29:35 to
And 1:00:05 in the window
Make me wish there was an Undead Nightmare DLC for RDR2. Especially since you got elements of the supernatural as easter eggs in the game, and Arthur could be hunting zombies, vampires, and werewolves before becoming a zombie.
Arthur: *sees a zombie eating a guy
Arthur: what's ya gawd damn problem, mister?
Arthur was more of a badass than John is so he probably wouldn’t even be phased
@@soybajo-kira8585 🧢 John is way more badass he fought both Mexican army's playing both sides and succeeded and came out victories all Arthur did was bro can't even.think of anything cool Arthur did lol
@@soybajo-kira8585 John wasn't phased either quit making things up let John shine for once without something be like Arthur would of done this better fuc out of here Arthur fanboy
@@DeadX2 bet arthur can match up john in a fistfight
I know the knowledge of zombies was vague back then, but seeing John tell his undead family what to do before he leaves was funny as hell
Masterpiece
@@ChillerveliDAGGERFALL IS A BETTER MASTERPIECE
Nah.
@NigerianCrusader
Bigfoot: **Tells a sad story**
John: .. **What do i say..**
Also John: "You eat babies!"
LMAOOOOOO
"We eat berries... You fool!" 😂😂
You: not funny
@@_xisthename24_62 im sorry i dissapointed you. I wont comment on a video ever again
sshadowsiight that’s obv a lie
John in RD1: *zombie apocalypse* I sleep
John in RD2:*goes into water* REAL SHIT starts to act like sonic.
I mean. He does drop dead when water touches his nose.
@@jonathansotelo4877 every badass has a weakness for example doomslayer bunnys
Duke kaboom big tittes
The terminator politics
Nightfolk zombies
@@arthurmorgan2906that, my friend, is a terrific and terrifying concept I would love to see.
@@The1bluespy what do you mean? They are literally zombies in that game. Dont talk just make some weird noises and they look like zombies too.
1:19:20 "thier innocence will kill them" literally behind John on the roof there's a nun fighting a zombie
1:37:00 I love hearing the grim twisted version of John’s theme/American Venom
Yeah, it's awesome.
Jack: Oh no.
1:21:26 HOLY SHIIIIIIT Sister Calderon from RDR 2 Saint Denis :0 She was like a grandmother figure to Arthur :,)
ohh youre a genius
oh shit
Damn I just noticed
Hey man the houser brothers are sneaky bastards they want us to pay attention to rdr1 and rdr2's stories.
I don't think it's ger
57:28 Have some FAITH John...
57:33 I’ve got a PLAN John but we stil need muneh/stuff
During 5 secs, he gave me some Dutch’s vibes...
5:20 Oh man, lumbago really hit Uncle hard. It was not a joke, it's terminal.
J O J O
embear family
This game almost seems like a dream from the past. One of the only games I’ve stayed up all night to play.
Looks like Uncle spread L U M B A G O to everyone...
He did warn us about the *L U M B A G O*
We all thought that it was a lie even though it wasn't
So that why there was a zombie that strait up died for no reason and just bent backwards
Thats a serious thing
Ok lumbago is an actual thing nothing bad, here
Lumbago: muscle hurting or tense up due to over working a muscle. Don't fact check me
13:39 "Mister Braithwaite. He's been dead a year".
After playing RDR2, wait a second....
Drogmir explain to me, too broke for the game 💀
@@Mohzify tne braithwaites were pretty much massacred by the van der linde gang.
So how come.. there is a "mr. Braithwaite"? Or was? A year? When rdr2 events happened like 5 years earlier or more?
Remember that the grays boy was in love with the braith girl so he probably married her sometime in between those five years ending the fued at least that's what I think he probably died of diesease or something
Drogmir I felt the same way
Well I mean this is a alternate universe so maybe some events didn’t happen like in the main universe
“Abigail, teach the boy right from wrong” 😂
"Both of you, stop biting chunks out of people." XD
Like the joke
"Jack, be kind to your mother"
The whole DLC is just
John: What's going on?
NPC: Something that is obviously a mortal hazard
John: Okay, I will help you with that.
It's not even a joke about how chill he is about it either. Literally everyone else is freaking tf out or going insane, John is acting like this is a normal Sunday afternoon issue. Few times does he go "WTF" and the thing that makes him say it is usually only semi-related to the FUCKING ZOMBIES tearing apart the countryside. John Marston don't a DAMN.
@@therefinedhellion5041 well to be fair he has seen some very outlandish shit before this so this might really be a Tuesday for him. A very long Tuesday.
@@TheGeoCheese yeah true but ya know you think he'd still be a little bit confused about this right?
Arthur: Ok IlL CaTcH YoU LaTeR tHeN
"You eat babies!" "We eat berries and..." "YOU EAT BABIES!!" "My people, my kind.." "YOU. EAT. BABIES!"
Democrats we killed babies!
@@ChrisRedfieldChannel Stop Bringing politics into games.
*Y O U E A T B A B I E S*
@@crimpinpimpin8890 *_N O Y O U_*
@@Nohideaa *AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!*
Patient zombies in the cemetery, waiting for John to finish burning coffins before attacking.
Ik I was more dead than them watching that ahah.
🤨.
Yes I was like, they are so patient
nobody:
me: haha weeping angle go reverse
Wait, while they are sitting there tied up and all zombie like, dude say's..."Jack, be kind to your mother" and "Abigail, teach the boy right from wrong" LOL!!!
I mean they didn't understand anatomy. Like now we understand once someone is dead, the brain is dead. They didn't get that. They probably figured it's some kinda magic
Gregory Stapleton says*
"Stop biting chunks put of people"
fuck me ikr i thought i was the only one thinking about that
Kevin My Dude I mean it actually was magic so...
Anyone realize that the girl whose momma ate her daddy's face mentioned someone named Mr Braithwaite??
I wonder if hes related to the braithwates in the second game
@@e6486 He has to be lol
@@e6486 Literally, i mean it's literally the last name lol.
And listen she said mr Braithwaite was eating dogs before the SECOND GAME?!?!? BUT IN RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 HE ALIVE AND NOT A ZOMBIE AND HE HATES RHODES
@@bradleycharlie2146 you do realise the first game takes place after the second game
Creepy to think that during this time somewhere else in the state, Arthur is wondering around
Alex Robinson “Marston! Get your ass over here BOY. I’m about 20 god damn seconds from skinning you alive with my bare hands!”
Alex Robinson nah Arthur’s ass would have been dead awhile
Chandler Burse what?
@Chandler Burse he was buried on Mt Shan in the grislies
@Chandler Burse somewhere in the 5 states like new Austin, west elizabeth ,new hanover and lemoyne
Wtf how is John so calm when Abigail bites his own son
In RDR2 he lived through a lot of shit and RDR1 was worse because he was obliged to hunt his brothers for the goverment in exchange for his family.This...this is just Thursday
Lol legit
His family got bitten and is now a zombie and then he’s like
*ey this is a fever or something? Well guys just stop bitting chunks out of people, Abigal just teach your son a lesson and both you guys eat these garlic bread and steak*
Parenting was different back then
@@kanesmith2855 back when we just fed our zombies garlic bread and steak in peace
Pfft, what's some light cannibalism amongst family?
John sees that abigail and jack are insane and want to kill everyone john:
*Listen to your mother*
*Teach Jack some sense* while giving them food
John: *shoots sasquatch's head*
Sasquatch: 🏃♂️
Fr😂
Yeah that had me laughing, it was so fuckin dumb
poor effin guy
Undead nightmare used to give me so much anxiety lmao
...zombie anything (Games, movies...art) gives me anxiety
Especially in tall trees
Lol 🤣😆 🤣😆🤣 ikr
1:19:16 shes complaining about her fellow nuns being too innocent to fight and theres one on the roof in the background shooting zombies lol
AfterAttackTV She said many, not all
I would not know
Why would you even watch this vid for so long you virgin nerd
@@Justin-zs8wo some of us never played undead nightmare so we want to watch it for the story
Ik lol
Idk why but at 4:30, looking at John gives me soo much nostalgia and makes me remember why he’s literally one of the best and most memorable video games characters ever to exist. Why did he have to die :(
Rip john
Rip Arthur Morgan John Marston
Wife’s cooking
The same way arthur had to die, to keep the plot moving
Love how nachelant Johns being with his family turning. Especially how he acts as they are still normal for some reason
Probably because he has no idea what the fuck is going on.
@@ZombieGangster I thought him zoning out was evidence of his early onset dementia
@@mmmorgi explains why he gets up outtta the grave at the end of undead knightmare, he forgot he had gotten shot by the Pinkertons
probably his way of coping or whatever
@@jiib7770 Bureau agents
1911: what kind of sick person would like that
2019: what kind of sick person wouldn't like this
Fuck you micah
lumbago
lumbago
The old man back from the saloon
@@nothatsnotrighttryagain5546 lumbago
How is John this calm like lmao
He's survived nearly getting hit by a train, he's been betrayed by many people, took part in a mexican revolution, been in prison, survived a wolf attack on a snowy mountain, killed many outlaws and crazy people, he's friends with many crazy people and criminals, has to deal with Uncle's shit, and survived the pinkerton ambush in RDR2 Ch. 6, and faced his death with a straight face and refused to fall until taking his last breath. Honestly, I would be weirded out if he was surprised, he's probably just thinking "Great, another bullshit thing to take care of, just my fucking luck."
The entire vibe is sarcastic and comedic.This is a dream.Its in the title 'undead nightmare'
Hamza Khan that's a pretty long dream
YOU EAT BABIES
He has seen much worse things than zombies...
He has seen people with less brains too.
"I'm going to wander down that lonely, deserted street to get my bags"
*Kowalski Analysis*
Affirmative, Skipper
It was if he was really temping fate...
@TrashGangTillCollapse great scott
I think they're making fun of the horror movies lol
Let’s just go down the alley with the one light above shining on that money bag right there. Nothings is gonna happen everybody is friendly here. *gets jumped by a gang*
This DLC is more like "John Of The Dead" than "Undead Nightmare".
Yeah, he's so unfazed with everything it doesn't seemed like an undead nightmare at all 🤣
He's so low key about the whole thing lol
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v well if this is after rdr2 and maybe a bit in the middle of rdr1 or the end well he killed a lot of people so thats the reason why he is unfazes killing again
John Marston should have gone hide to the Armadillo Bar, have a beer and wait for all that to blow over
Bruh if you see the effort they put into the shitty jokes you’d realize it’s one of the finest shitposts ever produced
6:45 Abigail kinda thicc
I've always had that idea Abigail was thicc
Mr. Useless knew she waa thic before i knew what thic was
ET Hardcorgamer i’d do her like a tiger too
Once i am done she will be loose as hell
Jhon comin for chu
Guys, Johns boutta pop out his grave again and shoot y’all.
17:01
“Thanks for the input,cowpoke!”
John: *Micah*
Unpopular Opinion
Red Dead Undead Nightmare > The Walking Dead
Absolutely!! I thought this was already a thing. Lol. walking dead is now a snoozefest
depends. TWDG, or TWD?
It depends on the season. If we’re like season 1 or 5 or something like then walking dead wins hands down but if we’re comparing it to like season 2 or 7 or 8 then undead nightmare hands down.
@CROOKED R3IGN
that same logic could be applied to a comment section saying that, idk, something like choking puppies to death, but that doesn't mean it's popular despite that
(i'm not actually trying to start anything i'm joking for the most part)
I enjoy me some Walking Dead but... The walkers are so fucking slow and dumb... I can’t wrap my head around how those stupid things were able to bring down every country to its collapse.
Sure, all humans become walkers when they die. Such pandemic is a big issue but containable within a few years. The fact that every government with their entire tech and means of survival (nuclear bunkers and such) collapsed sounds... Lame.
That’s why I prefer the Harran virus (Dying Light) to be honest. Fast and smart zombies in constant mutation... Now that’s trouble.
52:55
Zombies: Braaaains
John Marston's zombified horse be like: no thank you
Weird as fuck
Don't you know zombie horses only go for graaaains
"He is a man who is ready for anything."
Cougar runs by
"almost anything."
I'm sure that was unintentional but I couldn't help but laugh at that XD
Even when John's horse becomes zombified, it listens to him. That's what I call "undying loyalty" 😂😂😂
it doesn't though the undead horses were supposed to basically fight your commands they just toned it down in the final release for practicality
It's a role reversal. The undead horse are less obedient while John is alive, and live horses are less obedient when John is Undead.
This was actually the first red dead I played. My sister wanted a zombie game and I saw this so I bought it. After that I bought the regular one and now the second. God I've loved it ever since.
It's pretty crazy how self contained this is and how you can enjoy this just fine without the context of it's base game story. From your pov John at the start was probably just some random dude who's been on a business trip for two months and his family thinks he was just slacking. Like he was just a normal farmer who only became a gunslinging badass to fight a zombie apocalypse.
West Dickens: "Have a little faith, I've got a plan"
John: *Dutch Flashbacks*
Also, why is John so chill about his Zombie Family? lol
Hes frightened but just too badass to show it
Probably just a fever.
54:09
"Lovely. Lovely. Oh, this looks great in frame."
He staring at a Zombie horse's ass.
Ah, zombie horse ass, one of my favorite films.
Just gazing at those wonderful graphics
Thiçç undead stallion a$$
Lol wtf
Funny how they talk about eating and Abigail goes to cook food and she comes back with no food talking about going to bed lol
TheGodofLight My guess, is they ate off-screen.
TheGodofLight The Sims
U.F.O - Unidentifiable Feminine Objective.
26:30 had me bawling in tears.
28:24 had me bawling in laughter.
40:46 "Seriously, enjoy your meal. No problem."
"Rockstar" we the fans want a Undead Nightmare2 where Arthur Morgan has a different story line & kills every one at the 1st camp in the snow because they turn into zombies one by one because of Uncle getting bit by Davey in the beginning of the game.
actually, that would be perfect and if it was October it would've been the perfect time to release it just like the original undead nightmare and that story line you thought of would be great for it too and he has to escape and save john (if he's still in the mountains) and escape and attempt to cure the infected like the first one
Nightmare is canon
But it's the nightmare *spoiler alert* has after he dies
@@Antcru-wx8jb It's not 🙄
John and Arthur more of a better storyline it would be
Sasquatch:My kind has been murdered and I'm the last of my kind.
John's reply:Y O U E A T B A B I E S
And then murders an innocent creature.
@@glynkeegan306
Eating babies sounds innocent to you? you dumb sick fuck.
Shrek wait are we not supposed to eat babies?
@@kratos5630
You eat babies!
40:15
i love how john is casually watching people die right in front of him
I mean he just saw that the guy is horrible.
Remember, one of the dead folks in Blackwater is Dutchs Mother :D
Oh yeah, he mentions she's buried there... HA!
You can go to her grave in rdr2
Hmmmm...
Quantum Gamer you knew that in the first game
If there was an undead nightmare 2, things would get awkward real fast
I genuinely think Seth is Trevor’s ancestor
Trevor would totally dance with the undead.
It'd probably be more similar to sex though.
Yeah. We all know people like this in real life.
Play RDR2 and you’ll soon find out who his true ancestor is
Hint: it’s after you beat the game the first time
Seth is American, Trevor is Canadian? How will this theory hold?
Izzy Hodge you can be born Canadian in different countries, like Chinese Americans, you don’t just have to assume because Trevor comes from canada that his whole history of ancestors come from there as well dude.
Imagine Red dead 1 Remastered with HD Graphics
Ik I'd love that. I don't have anything to play this on, loved red dead 2.
🤔
I'd love that, I certainly love RDR2, but nothing will replace RDR for me and the feel of it.
i actually prefer RDR 1 graphics over RDR2. Its more gritty and stylized. It feels more like a gritty western and weathered. And it’s still amazing graphics. And im not blinded by nostalgia cause i didnt play the first one till after i beat RDR2 since is happens second in cannon. I also like the story to the first better but just a little.Have a good day hun
@@TrippyStefTV Exactly! Red Dead 2 is an amazing game, but it just really doesn't feel like a Western. I get that it's "When the Old West was dying" but RDR1 was when it already died, and still felt more Western
Polis Ranger I pretty much agree. I mean it does feel like a western but with other stuff thrown in. Like gaurma and stuff like that. I love that they are different tho cause I love both. That’s why I love the first one just a bit better tho. Like if I had to grade them I’d give RDR a 10/10 and RDR2 a 9.9/10. They are both masterpieces but I prefer the gritty stylized graphics that looked weathered but still phenomenal better. It gives it more of a personality in my opinion. I also like the simple story of the first one better as well. If they were to remake the first I hope they would keep it stylized and give it that look. Like RDR2 looks too polished for my liking but they’re is nothing wrong with that it’s just I prefer that grainy spaghetti western style and animation RDR has☺️
I feel like surviving the zombies is more easier in the Wild West because everyone knows how to use and carry guns
Nowadays dumbasses on twitter would become zombie activists saying "dont kill them theyre still people too!" Then end up getting mauled to death
@@Garf2O Literally everybody would agree there's nothing natural about the dead coming back to life. At least make your comment make sense
@@yallugly4317 have you seen most of these idiots online or irl, some group of people is gonna do something dumb as hell in that situation, thats just gonna happen regardless, if its not twitter its gonna be somewhere else.
@@Garf2O
"THEY ARE LITERALLY BITING EVERYONE TO DEATH!"
"SO DO NORMAL PEOPLE!"
"THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE ANYMORE! THEY'RE SOULESS MONSTERS!"
"ARE YOU BIENG RACIST?! BEACUASE THEIR SKIN IS DIFERENT!?"
@@Garf2O You have been brainwashed my guy, get some sun, talk to actual people
54:35 Bruh all those people saying the best way to survive stuff is by being the camera man were lyin'
Underrated comment.
John Marston 1899: What part of the book means feeding a feller to a goddamn Crocodile dutch?
*12 years later*
54:40 John Marston isnt ok with feeding someone to a crocodile but is ok with watching someone get mauled to death by Zombies.
Thank you Rockstar very cool,
Fella's im Australian, its a Tradition to say 'Crocodile' instead of 'Aligator' regardless of features.
Captain Smartass yeah this isn’t canon genius.....
@@wavybonevercetti5426 And it's just like he said, 12 YEARS LATER
Alligator
Alligator
John was fairly new to the idea of killing people. John still showed remorse to the defenseless in his early years of being in the gang. But after all the shit that went down from the first and second game. Nothing could ever phase John at that point. Not even a pair of zombies mauling a movie director.
The professor, getting eaten alive twenty feet away:
John: 😲
Leon: Really?
Me: You just let a man get his head crush my big man with a coat.
I love how this is basically John's enquiry and commentary on social, political, global, natural and spiritual/religious issues and topics. It even taps into his psyche, entombment of traumas and repressions.
Man was trippin’ without the need of psychedelics
Remember kids, look out for the British Jewish Catholics
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Damb it it's 79
And homosexuals
You forgot the homosexuals
Look no further
@@markarchibald9831 169!!!! Hahahahaha