ObGyn Reacts: Didn't Know I Was Pregnant - Baby On A BOAT!?

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  • @MamaDoctorJones
    @MamaDoctorJones  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    Thank so much for being here! What should I watch next?

    • @tawnie9204
      @tawnie9204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Please video on Endometriosis. Pain management suggestions??

    • @KarolinaMN
      @KarolinaMN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Jane the virgin 1x01 I beg you

    • @cadburythedoxiedog1193
      @cadburythedoxiedog1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Birth control pills for heavy inconsistent period for teenagers (I have the combined pill to stop my periods being so bad, but have no idea how it helps) can u explain? 😁 ly mdj

    • @catherinet9745
      @catherinet9745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The final episode of the first season of New Amsterdam if you haven't done it already

    • @KarolinaMN
      @KarolinaMN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Brooklyn 99 7x06 about trying to conceive

  • @m.s.3815
    @m.s.3815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11246

    Mom: *Went through a terrifying, painful labor, alone, on a boat, in the middle of the night with no assistance.*
    Dad: “How did this happen to me?”

    • @BickyToya
      @BickyToya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      so true!!!!

    • @andreachristenson7069
      @andreachristenson7069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

      Seriously. Fire that dad, he’s a total yutz. Hope the mom gets to have some grade A therapy. I’d need it after that.

    • @constancep7632
      @constancep7632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +916

      OMG this. Also, doesn't use condoms and goes "I wAsN't ReAdY i WaS tAkInG EvErY pReCaUtIoN!1" Um, no, *she* was taking the pill, you were doing f*ck all.

    • @brooklynnbailey4356
      @brooklynnbailey4356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      @@constancep7632 This right here... Also why TF did he get with a woman who had kids when he said multiple times he didn't want kids yet??

    • @Kaeinlya
      @Kaeinlya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@brooklynnbailey4356 There's a big difference between middle schoolers and babies.

  • @Queina1
    @Queina1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6602

    Considering how that dude sleeps I hope the baby is never left alone with him.

    • @borami22
      @borami22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      lol best comment!!!

    • @vittalthatolla9084
      @vittalthatolla9084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Best comment ever lol🤣🤣🤣

    • @MB-nb7yq
      @MB-nb7yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      😂😂😂
      Honestly. But considering he’s a dad, I don’t think he can sleep like that again.

    • @Queina1
      @Queina1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@MB-nb7yq Maybe but it's not like you can just stop being a super heavy sleeper. I'm a super light sleeper and would love to be able to sleep a little heavier without hearing every single noise around me. If he can sleep through several hours of her screaming, there's no way he's going to hear the baby crying.

    • @nancybaldwin539
      @nancybaldwin539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So funny! But I get why!!

  • @jadeybabybug
    @jadeybabybug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10147

    I'm laughing so much at the dad saying 'how could this happen to me' while the poor mother spent 3 hours screaming in agony while slept peacefully 😂😂

    • @amycoup9276
      @amycoup9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      ☠️😂😂😂☠️

    • @JessMurgatroyd
      @JessMurgatroyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +834

      If my partner slept while I screamed in labour, he wouldn't be around much longer 😂.

    • @joannathemadd
      @joannathemadd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      That’s the most male thing

    • @lucious890
      @lucious890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Facts Lool I would be mad asf my child father is like that I’m like how could you sleep through me screaming pushing kicking pulling tugging I swore he was dead 😒🙁 he really can sleep through anything

    • @palacinkasmarmeladou
      @palacinkasmarmeladou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Yeah, he seems like a bit of narcissist. This whole time talking about me, me ,me....

  • @jenniferjohnson5064
    @jenniferjohnson5064 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    How traumatic for the mom to be alone so long and think you are dying…. I hope she got therapy. Also glad the baby didn’t come as she was stepping over the water off the boat (and came just a few moments later). Best wishes to all!

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh, a believer. It’s called learning. It’s called being an adult. The ridiculous things therapists have told me helped me understand that they generally make things worse. One of their greatest hits is assuring you that you are a victim and NEED them

    • @kimpeasester
      @kimpeasester ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly. I was picturing her and the newborn baby falling off the edge of the boat

    • @lydiat5819
      @lydiat5819 ปีที่แล้ว

      Things white people do ... run to therapist for everything 😂

    • @myunili
      @myunili ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@debbylou5729 I’m sorry you experienced that but just because your therapy ended up being unsuccessful, doesn't mean all or even most therapists are manipulators who victimize their patients. You're just scaring away ill people who desperately need help, with comments like this.

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@myunili I’m not scaring anyone away. I never even said whatever it is you’re talking about. The majority don’t know what they’re doing. I’ve known quite a few and only one admitted that it doesn’t work for everyone and if there hasn’t been improvement within a month or two, it’s time to find or do something else. Personally, I’m sorry that you’re just pretending the majority are any good. In fact, people like you cause more damage to people. People go, get no help and fall deeper into despair all because so many claim it’s the answer

  • @jaynelouisemelody8537
    @jaynelouisemelody8537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5159

    "It's not mine!" -EMT Runs away with baby-

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      LOL XD then who tf is it right? LOL

    • @pigpig5600
      @pigpig5600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      It is your fault that I spit apple juice all over my tablet

    • @kayleyenlow1302
      @kayleyenlow1302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣💀

    • @rubytook8067
      @rubytook8067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheDeceacedGod
      @TheDeceacedGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Nami-po7eg stop please

  • @marm2077
    @marm2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4410

    I love that him "taking every precaution" to not have a baby is asking her if she got her period that month

    • @carikabester8335
      @carikabester8335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Lol exactly like by that time she could already be pregnant

    • @alexanderk.6869
      @alexanderk.6869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

      Right? “How could this happen to me?” Well first of all dude, you didn’t wear a condom...

    • @sewistnotsewer
      @sewistnotsewer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      That would drive me crazy after approximately 1 month.

    • @meinennamensagichnet
      @meinennamensagichnet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      @@alexanderk.6869 this is soooo accurate! For women it is almost impossible to become pregnant, if he is not risking it (by not wearing a condom).
      Once had a conversation to a guy (father of 4 by 3 women) who complained about child support and claimed they all "played him" by not taking the pill correctly. And I answered: "yeah its difficult to control whether your partner uses the pill correctly but how did they secretly vanish your condom?" And he just went away... XD

    • @TheCrazyOrange
      @TheCrazyOrange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@meinennamensagichnet "how did they secretly vanish your condom" lmfaoooo

  • @katiecabrera10400
    @katiecabrera10400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2000

    “WHAT IF THERE WERE PIRATES???”
    Quite possibly my absolutely favorite Mama Doctor Jones quote

    • @Rhaeine
      @Rhaeine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Also i bet even the pirates would know she was in labor

    • @alyshaharper8730
      @alyshaharper8730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Rhaeine but do the pirates take dad and take off or stay to help?

    • @lizzdoe2821
      @lizzdoe2821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @sarahince8231
      @sarahince8231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Needs the T-shirt🤣

    • @lizkt
      @lizkt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was my favorite too!!

  • @avacornthelastponybender8583
    @avacornthelastponybender8583 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    "How could this happen to ME?"
    Dude, every woman on the planet just gave you the finger 🙄

  • @kyliemoore9013
    @kyliemoore9013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    The mom: "its not mine"
    The ambulance lady: "finders keepers then" *proceeds to runs away with the baby*

    • @Tippycat
      @Tippycat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      omg I almost spit my drink out reading your comment! lmao

    • @krystalmarie11710
      @krystalmarie11710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Tippycat I literally was about to write the same thing and saw yours 🤣

    • @rrosemccoy
      @rrosemccoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Tippycat I think You topped all of us!!! 😂😂😂

    • @c0mput3r80y
      @c0mput3r80y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Tippycat You are the next Kim Kardashian, famous for doing nothing

    • @Tippycat
      @Tippycat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@c0mput3r80y Must have me confused with yourself.

  • @AdrienneCM10
    @AdrienneCM10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    I can't get over him being in a serious relationship with a mother of 2 and saying he isn't ready to be a father. Most people like that wouldn't date a parent lol.

    • @shuffman8094
      @shuffman8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I think this says more about her than him.

    • @disguisedboots
      @disguisedboots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@shuffman8094 what???????

    • @shuffman8094
      @shuffman8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@disguisedboots she never brought her children around him. She went boating every weekend. Living a separate life. It’s not his responsibility, it’s hers to set the tone of the relationship to include the children. He may have just gone along with what she was doing

    • @seionthekitsune21
      @seionthekitsune21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      My fiance is with me, a mom of THREE and he doesn't want MORE kids yet. The guy meant he wasn't exactly ready for a newborn.

    • @AdrienneCM10
      @AdrienneCM10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@shuffman8094 Yes, she sets the tone. But if seriously dating her, he should sound more ready to be a parent. He spoke like the children didn't exist. I'm guessing they were with the ex husband every weekend.

  • @kelseyhaddix2403
    @kelseyhaddix2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9108

    I don't understand how a man can enter into a long term relationship with a woman who already has kids and and say that he isn't ready for children 😂 you already paid for the combo meal, sir

    • @familybills2908
      @familybills2908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      👏🏼this 👏🏼right 👏🏼here

    • @ANC_505
      @ANC_505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

      That's a great point. As a mother, that's not necessarily the type of guy you want to be dating.

    • @pigpjs
      @pigpjs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      @@ANC_505 Yes! I don't understand how parents are able to be with people who don't want/like their kids.

    • @anneg.9825
      @anneg.9825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      id want to give him the benefit of the doubt and go more with he didn't want a baby at the time. We don't know he could've gotten along great with her kids and enjoyed being a step-parent a baby is a whole different story

    • @cherusiderea1330
      @cherusiderea1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@anneg.9825 Towards the end tho he says something along the lines of "NOW I'm a dad" or something, I don't think you say that when you take your partner's kids as your own.

  • @mkb7013
    @mkb7013 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I wouldn’t not only want to go on a boat trip with this guy I wouldn’t want go through LIFE with this guy!!

  • @jencendiary
    @jencendiary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    That man just said "All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt." And he was not even joking.

    • @lethalbeauties6182
      @lethalbeauties6182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 facts

    • @roserollins9800
      @roserollins9800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He really needed that sweatshirt to keep his baby warm

    • @JH-nj8up
      @JH-nj8up 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He’s freaking selfish and self centered.

    • @Prometheus7272
      @Prometheus7272 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JH-nj8upHe took care of the baby. What more else do you want. Granted he said some silly things but actions speak louder than.

  • @saoirserose2696
    @saoirserose2696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    “It was obscene” …. The best description of birth that nobody had the balls to say, until now. Why can’t I stop laughing

    • @tammyhavlik1015
      @tammyhavlik1015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I laughed, I cried. Lol ♡

    • @reganwoolford2957
      @reganwoolford2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🤣😂

    • @lovelyunknown
      @lovelyunknown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And all I can think about is Wicked

    • @Jennifer-uu2eo
      @Jennifer-uu2eo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh, ya he's an asshole is what I thought.

    • @NotFalling4it
      @NotFalling4it 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Jennifer-uu2eo Yeah, what a prick.

  • @NotThatHelen
    @NotThatHelen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    He said he'd taken every precaution.
    What? No, she was on the pill.
    That is not him taking every precaution!

    • @Kristel1982
      @Kristel1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I guess he figured that because he claims he asked her monthly if she had her period, that was every precaution he could have taken. In all my years of dating/ACTUALLY being married I've NEVER had a man ask "Did you have your period this month"? I call BS on that portion of their story.

    • @seionthekitsune21
      @seionthekitsune21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Kristel1982 my fiance asks me regularly due to us not being ready and other circumstances. We've had too many scares too close to my last pregnancy and miscarriage to have another yet.

    • @Kristel1982
      @Kristel1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@seionthekitsune21 I've never been a monthly regular, mine has always been every other month for about 3 weeks. I also had my menstrual throughout BOTH of my pregnancies.

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seionthekitsune21 that's fuckin weird dude. Either he doesn't trust you to tell him or he's got obsessive control issues.
      Maybe you should go to counciling before you get married because that's not right.

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Kristel1982 you literally CANNOT have a period while you're pregnant. At all.
      You had bleeding but not menstruation

  • @B2U23
    @B2U23 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    As an antepartum nurse, I have seen patients go into labor, screaming... you name it and the dads are on the couch asleep like its nothing.

    • @sdomingo2548
      @sdomingo2548 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It feels like a lot of men don’t care about the pain or even an innocent child

    • @jessicastevens9200
      @jessicastevens9200 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      To be fair to my husband, who slept while i really needed someone, he had just been on a long graveyard shift and was going on poor sleep anyway. He couldn't physically stay awake this time. He tried! Lol thankful I had a doula this time.

    • @jessicataylor9365
      @jessicataylor9365 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      No way in HELL would I allow ANYONE to sleep in my room while I was in labor !!!!

  • @greengrendel
    @greengrendel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    Man, if you're "100% unprepared to be a father", reconsider dating the woman with two daughters.

    • @THEWIELDBOYS8700
      @THEWIELDBOYS8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Exactly

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He’s having fun, not getting serious

    • @jazzjasmin
      @jazzjasmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That struck me too.

    • @villamiles
      @villamiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Totally

    • @marcusmarcus4691
      @marcusmarcus4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Okay i get yall point but there a diffrence of taking care of a baby and having a baby for life know what i mean ??

  • @tabathaalshalhoub1653
    @tabathaalshalhoub1653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    Woman: screaming in pain for hours on the back of a boat, thinking she’s dying, thinking about her kids being notified of her death
    Man: *sleeping* how did this happen to me?!

    • @hopebullard460
      @hopebullard460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah seriously! 😂😂😂

    • @maliroa6113
      @maliroa6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      For Real! I'd be so fkn MAD!😆😆😆

    • @PokeFanShiro9553
      @PokeFanShiro9553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @khaldisarah9723
      @khaldisarah9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mama Doctor Jones: What if something terrible happened.
      Arguably, having a surprise baby on a boat in the middle of the night alone is pretty bad 😂

    • @sarahbaer1593
      @sarahbaer1593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sounds like he was passed out from alcohol

  • @DenisJava
    @DenisJava 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    "All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt" just slays me. This is hilarious.

    • @stefswatchinyoutubeagain4769
      @stefswatchinyoutubeagain4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (Reminds me if those tee shirts, all I got was a lousy tee shirt)…but all I got was a lousy baby. 😂😂😂

    • @DenisJava
      @DenisJava 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stefswatchinyoutubeagain4769 I love that kind of joke. My brother got married last year, right before everything shut down for the pandemic! Anyway, he and his bride got coffee mugs for guest gifts that said "I went to (Bride) and (Groom)'s wedding and all I got was this lousy mug." They're fun reminders of a great celebration.

    • @Torimae13
      @Torimae13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Simple man😂😂

  • @kellyanne7225
    @kellyanne7225 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    After my first son was born, he was placed on me. I just stared at him and poked him gently. He was so warm! I was actually stunned that he just came out of me. This wasn’t my baby. He was so alien to me.
    It took me about an hour to snap out of it. Once I was back in my room and not shaking anymore, they brought him to me.
    Then I was scared.
    They forced me to leave the hospital 24 hours later, at 11:00 pm. I begged to let me just stay until morning and they refused.
    They refused to show me how to nurse him too, even after I told them I didn’t know how and could they bring in someone to help me. I tried to watch a video and learn once I got home, but it didn’t work.
    The only advice they gave me, over the phone was to not give him a bottle. Well, DUH!
    I felt so guilty and helpless!
    My wonderful husband helped me with this. I eventually had to bottle feed him, but he helped me with the guilt of this.
    I got to nurse my next two, and the hospital experience was entirely different.
    The nurses make all the difference in your experience.

    • @joannedelapie3072
      @joannedelapie3072 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That sounds horrible. So sorry you had to experience that.

    • @kaylynnirvinesthetics
      @kaylynnirvinesthetics 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That is horrible medical care you received with your son. I am so sorry you had to experience that, especially with your first child. That is so extremely sad that they treated you with such disrespect and disregard.

  • @Ganychan
    @Ganychan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I can't imagine the psychological damage of thinking you're dying and screaming at your man for three hours and him not waking up. Labor and delivery are hard enough but the distress she was in made them so much worse, it's honestly so upsetting.

  • @SeabassFishbrains
    @SeabassFishbrains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    I love the reaction of "Oh, that small human that just tore its way out of my body? That's not mine. No idea who that belongs to." lol, glad that the baby turned out healthy and the family turned out happy. An unexpected pregnancy can be hard to adjust to even when you have 9 months to adjust, I can't imagine having zero buffering period and just suddenly being a parent.

    • @lunacouer
      @lunacouer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I laughed when she said that, and then I realized, if I'd been thinking I was dying for 3 hours, on a boat, alone, thinking an organ was falling out of me, and when I finally got help they said "You just gave birth", I'm pretty sure something like that would come out of my mouth too 😂

    • @vegetablepimps
      @vegetablepimps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd like to see a cops reaction to the it's not mine comment lol!

    • @mommakimmins5554
      @mommakimmins5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Process malfunction is a hell of a drug

  • @Erika1965
    @Erika1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    I learned a wise lesson: "don't run away with the baby, especially when you haven't cut the umbilical cord"

    • @tinkalinks
      @tinkalinks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lilaluftikuss1295
      @lilaluftikuss1295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PandaBear-qy8oq 🤣

    • @esthermusters5789
      @esthermusters5789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👏🤣🤣

    • @leonoormulder2872
      @leonoormulder2872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too. I was so ready to do that when ever I get to deliver a baby. Just run run run. Now I'll think twice before doing that.

    • @amberfrazier575
      @amberfrazier575 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wahhh haa ha ha!

  • @DreamtaleEnjoyer
    @DreamtaleEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +96

    4:57 I know I'm very late, but I wanted to mention something from my studies on tiger pregnancy! (Don't ask.)
    A lot of animals usually give birth at night. It's thought this helps them to avoid predators, and most fully clean up (cleaning the newborn, eating placenta, etc) by morning so there isn't even a scent to track. So I bet that's why melatonin helps to induce labor!

    • @mariannegammache8637
      @mariannegammache8637 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank You

    • @GoodKnight5252
      @GoodKnight5252 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      except many preditors work during the day lol

    • @viceads18
      @viceads18 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@GoodKnight5252But it’s easier to see the predator in the sunlight.

    • @monicataylor7414
      @monicataylor7414 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cool! As a kid my dog had puppies overnight. I tried to stay up with her because she chose to have them in my room. I woke up and there were 4 puppies cleaned off and nursing. I didn’t know that was the typical thing but makes perfect sense. For myself I went into labor at night also

  • @LMDinNC
    @LMDinNC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    “It’s not mine” is the best example of denial ever, especially since she had already had two childbirth experiences.

    • @ameliastar_7267
      @ameliastar_7267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That's exactly what I was thinking. It's been a while since she's given birth, but shouldn't she have realized at some point??

    • @meinennamensagichnet
      @meinennamensagichnet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I dont think so. She must have blocked the Idea of being pregnant over 9 month. These are very powerfull psychologic walls you can built. There is even a phenomenom thst your belly only shows after you realized you are pregnant. For example if they showed you the ultrasound in hospital and your denial is just broken.
      Also if you know you are pregnant you know what is happening and you are waiting for it.
      So you start the whole process in a much more different mindset. If your body just starts cramping and bleeding your fear and panic mode takes over. Your hormones do a lot of the work during birth. But birth hormons are not working well with fear hormones. So the pain might have been much more intense. During labour I was in a kind of trance and had no feeling for time at all. I just was. Without the hormones my experiance might have been much different.

    • @mlL3mas
      @mlL3mas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ameliastar_7267 It's totally normal, she didn't get 9 month to make bond and connection with the baby. She didn't know she was pregnant.

    • @opheliajonesmccoy2909
      @opheliajonesmccoy2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ameliastar_7267 some people get told they can't get pregnant or some people think birth control is 100% and it's normal not knowing your pregnant some show signs and some don't.

    • @opheliajonesmccoy2909
      @opheliajonesmccoy2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mlL3mas Exactly.

  • @seanathanbeanathan
    @seanathanbeanathan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    The actor who played the mother did an amazing job. My heart rate is up from how scared she sounds.

  • @shaniareid23
    @shaniareid23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    The EMT: “this is my moment!!” - runs off with baby 🏃🏻‍♀️

    • @vibrantbutterflybeau
      @vibrantbutterflybeau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I lold so hard. This comment wins.

    • @jenjen282
      @jenjen282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm cry laughing at this comment. 🤣🤣😭😂😂😭🤣

  • @2listening1
    @2listening1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    She was laboring to bring forth two babes - Matt and the baby.

  • @evaballance964
    @evaballance964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    'All i wanted for my birthday was a sweat shirt..' 🤣💀😭
    All of the dad's comments were killin me.
    #ohNo #notready #deadasleep

    • @purplexninjamom
      @purplexninjamom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      you mean #dadasleep ;)

    • @mmcg4782
      @mmcg4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well, he got the sweat shirt...the EMT's. It just happened to have a baby wrapped in it too!

    • @YvetteJourney
      @YvetteJourney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the shorts in the beginning. “These don’t seems to fit the same anymore.” “No they don’t!”

  • @Mrs_Christa
    @Mrs_Christa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    I sure hope his sleep patterns changed after this baby was born!!!! Mercy! There’s no way I would trust my partner that slept that heavy to take care of our child.

    • @regenbogentraumerin
      @regenbogentraumerin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@charlottebuddhistvihara1354 It also really might just be he's a deep sleeper. I can only be woken up by someone shaking me, sound has no effect, I even sleep though really high pitched fire alarms, costruction and similar loud sound. Pretty sure screaming couldn't wake me up either, especially if she's outside.

    • @CurvyCass1982
      @CurvyCass1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!!!

    • @MyDuckSaysFucc
      @MyDuckSaysFucc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe a bit too much alcohol eh?

    • @Jay-xe1mv
      @Jay-xe1mv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MyDuckSaysFucc He wasn't drunk he's just a deep sleeper.

    • @redneckgirl3326
      @redneckgirl3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My sister is such a sound sleeper that a bomb wouldn't wake her up. But if one of her kids so much as whimpered, she was up.

  • @jordanpatry4099
    @jordanpatry4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    I hope I never go into labor on a boat because I’m laughing and crying at this episode and my husband is still snoring next to me.

    • @hannahfeldfix8361
      @hannahfeldfix8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same! 😂 Funny story, we almost bought a boat

    • @miachrst
      @miachrst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AHAHAHAHA BEST COMMENT EVER

    • @shalu822
      @shalu822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hannahfeldfix8361 I guess now you feel lucky you didnt!! 😂

    • @irispostema
      @irispostema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, he would sleep through me screaming!

  • @kittimcconnell2633
    @kittimcconnell2633 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    She had TWO CHILDREN already! How could it not occur to her that she was delivering her third child? OK, she was panicked, but that's still wild.
    Sweet to see how the family regrouped and I love the little one's name.

    • @MeyaRoseGirl
      @MeyaRoseGirl ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Right?! I mean every other story on this show, when the woman has had a baby before, she recognizes the labor pains when they start. It's usually only first-time moms that don't know what's happening, think they're dying, until the baby pops out. This woman was in crazy denial to go all the way through labor to having the baby pop out and STILL say, "It's not mine." 🤣 Maybe it's just editing and over-dramatizing the story but I find it hard to believe that pregnancy didn't cross her mind at all even if she dismissed it quickly.

    • @jodyw8713
      @jodyw8713 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Unless maybe she had electrical (haha thanks autocorrect I meant elective) caesareans with the other two. But yes I agree. I know two women who didn’t know they were pregnant, one found out at nearly 3 months, and one at 7 months. But both were first time mums.

    • @flicwilson2803
      @flicwilson2803 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’ve not had a baby yet, but I was also confused about how she had had two children and not realised? But maybe they were step children or something?

    • @BwooHuraca
      @BwooHuraca 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It can be assumed her last two pregnancies presented as expected, with a baby-bump and all that. If this was her first time experiencing a cryptic pregnancy, something some women don't know is a thing, then I can see why she assumed something was going wrong. Cryptic pregnancies are uncommon, less common than prolapse and if she's never felt a prolapse before she wouldn't know if it can be that painful. That combined with the panic of "I'm dying on a boat" I don't blame her for thinking that ain't how pregnancies are supposed work.

    • @rg50868
      @rg50868 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I believe they exagerate to make it more dramatic. This is tlc haha

  • @theatregirl120
    @theatregirl120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    MDJ (as the woman in the episode is actively delivering her own baby): “I would NOT want to go on a boat trip with this guy, what if something terrible was happening?”
    Me: “Unclear what your definition is, but I’m pretty sure this falls into the ‘something terrible is happening’ category for the rest of us.” 😂

    • @joachimseidel1400
      @joachimseidel1400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would also not want to get unalived next to that man, if I was screaming my guts out and he wouldn’t wake up.

    • @MissFortune42
      @MissFortune42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I didn’t even realize that. I’d hate to be around when her idea of terrible happens😅

  • @godblessnostressstayoutthe1552
    @godblessnostressstayoutthe1552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    The part that had me “ It’s not mine “. Miss the baby literally came out of you. Plus there is no one else around unless she thought the EMT’s just happen to carry babies in their bag to plant on people. 💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      She must have said it out of shock, but it’s still so funny 💀💀

    • @godblessnostressstayoutthe1552
      @godblessnostressstayoutthe1552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@greatvalue_ethelcain right ! 😂😂😂😂 I was on the floor with that one. Awww man

    • @bl8388
      @bl8388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      EMT lady pulls magic babies out of people like my nephew pulls magic quarters out of people's ears.

    • @bl8388
      @bl8388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Makes me wonder when its really a surprise baby or the momma is like " I'll surprise-baby this guy since he has money and a boat."

    • @octave8573
      @octave8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That damn stork struck again😂

  • @shaniareid23
    @shaniareid23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    I know it’s not his fault for being a deep sleeper but I’m having second hand anger when he wouldn’t wake up!

    • @arloplayz4029
      @arloplayz4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'm a deep sleeper but I'm not that dead

    • @lunacouer
      @lunacouer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Honestly, I think they didn't tell the producers that he'd passed out from being drunk. I mean, it's possible that he sleeps that deeply during his deep sleep phase, but that doesn't last for 2 1/2 - 3 hours. But being passed-out drunk can.
      Either that or the producers said "Hmmm, 20-30 minutes isn't so bad. How about we up that to 2 1/2 - 3 hours?" It is TLC after all.

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ha ha, my fmr husband during labour#2
      Oh, he came home late and I was already in labour, but he wanted to go to sleep instead, and he did.
      Our 3yo was my support person during the middle of the night through to early morning, until little person fell asleep because 3yo.
      Hubby woke up at 0800h. Dropped 3yo off at preschool, and dropped me off outside hospital at 0930h, and 1000h I manage to get to the maternity desk (down the hall and up a flight of stairs). 1030h examined, 2cm (12hrs of "kill me" endured at this point). 1130h, purple baby in my arms. 🤣🤣
      Baby is now adult and an older sibling

    • @chipperchipmunk8309
      @chipperchipmunk8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know, right! Though, I can also identify with him on it! My hubby wakes up with excruciating leg crappies in the middle of the night and if I'm asleep, I don't hear a thing! You can beat me with a pillow(friends did it too me when I was a kid) and I won't wake, hopefully I never sleep through anything equal to this!

    • @k.wegner
      @k.wegner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lunacouer 👍 Absolutely my thaughts....😳🤯😲

  • @dsheriesilva1700
    @dsheriesilva1700 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    She'd had TWO children previously & she had NO idea she was pregnant & in labor ?!?!? That seems crazy

    • @becceflint8793
      @becceflint8793 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Absolutely rediculous, n the 911 person n the ambulance crew... God help that kid😂😂😂

    • @susangabbard9854
      @susangabbard9854 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      In her defense, I have three kids. They are fairly spread out in age, so my body reacted totally differently each time. This whole situation totally seems crazy to me still, but the un recognition of the pain is kinda understandable. I also had an appendicitis and it’s felt similar to labor. The pain wrapped around and it hurt just as bad in my opinion! 😂

    • @WoWGirl6
      @WoWGirl6 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@susangabbard9854 Though each pregnancy can be very different and some pregnancies don’t always have morning sickness or even fatigue in whichever trimester they may be in, I think they still share similar characteristics. Hunger. Keen sense of smell. Frequent urination (not to be mistaken for UTI because there is no burning sensation). Irritability. Intense vivid dreams. Along with a growing stomach 😏 Each on their own you can dismiss, but all together…that’s a pregnancy. As far as your appendicitis, did it have similar characteristics to labor besides the pain itself? Did it come in short intervals or surges? I think it would be difficult for me to mistake the similarities if I were this woman.

    • @susangabbard9854
      @susangabbard9854 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@WoWGirl6 it did come in surges actually. When I got to the ER, I thought I had gastritis 😂 when the doctor finally came in to see me after viewing the test and imaging results he was like, “so, you have an appendicitis, you told us everywhere in your abdomen hurt except where your appendix is”. 😂 Fast forward 6 years and I am now being tested for some neurological issues so most likely that’s why the places in which I feel pain are not actually the places that hurt. The human body is full of surprises. Ultimately, I agree with you though. I knew I was pregnant before I missed my period with all three of my kids. A month or so before I became pregnant with my second child, I actually had a dream I was on a dock of a pond fishing. I got a huge bite and began reeling in my line and to my surprise when I reeled it out of the water there was a baby on the end 😂. It was the craziest dream. I remember feeling bad that I had hooked a baby lol. Then when I found out I was pregnant soon after, I was like hmmm, maybe that’s what that dream was about! 😂

    • @jamakathegreat1110
      @jamakathegreat1110 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I think she knew but didn't want to scare her new man off

  • @brutalfashion
    @brutalfashion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    I’m always flabbergasted when women who are already mothers don’t recognize labor pains, regardless if they know they’re pregnant or not.

    • @auouraschannel5230
      @auouraschannel5230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Supposedly some women experience cramps worse then pregnancy, so maybe

    • @ReiKoko
      @ReiKoko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Not everyone gives birth vaginally. Sometimes a C-section is planned, in which case the baby is born before the parent even goes into labour.

    • @draygonluna8337
      @draygonluna8337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      There are different type of labor, she describes a perfect example of back labor. And yes even thought I knew I was pregnant it does feel like all your inside are coming out.

    • @viepng
      @viepng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Labor can be different every time you have it. My mom had 5 kids. Sometimes it hurt, other times it didnt.

    • @trishastrickland7881
      @trishastrickland7881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I have 5 kids and all were completely different. They all hurt during labor but I was 20+ weeks before realizing I was pregnant and my 3rd faked me out for the last 2 months with contractions.

  • @beebette
    @beebette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I. Laughed. So hard. At the Emma Stone “bit of an understatement governor”. Premium editing 👌

  • @nicolefarrugia4914
    @nicolefarrugia4914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    MDJ short circuiting when he said ‘how did this happen to me?’ is the cherry on top of a perfect video 😂

    • @iulia.bianca.b
      @iulia.bianca.b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's funny, but it's a fair question. She was taking the pill, so just saying "well, you two had sex" isn't a really good answer, when you take into consideration that some couples trying to get pregnant on purpose usually take some time as it is. It's way more difficult to wrap your head around that when she's on the pill.

    • @CurlyAndCurvy
      @CurlyAndCurvy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I came here to say! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stephaniec0625
      @stephaniec0625 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was EPIC

    • @stephaniec0625
      @stephaniec0625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a BEAUTIFUL baby

    • @PirateNikki
      @PirateNikki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I read this like 30 seconds before he said it 🤣 wooooow he is.... Definitely an ideal mate 😅

  • @NokoFace
    @NokoFace ปีที่แล้ว +64

    My favorite part of these, is when the mother says "What are you talking about? I didn't have a baby." while the EMT/Doctor/Whoever is HOLDING the newborn like "Okay. Then what's this?"

    • @desiree5546
      @desiree5546 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's an illusion. Lol

    • @rg50868
      @rg50868 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And then starts to run with the newborn! My favorite scene

  • @adawelchrow2025
    @adawelchrow2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    We need a “I love this episode” count.

  • @runningerins4027
    @runningerins4027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    "I didn't want kids right now." Sir, you are with a woman who has kids right now.😂 Edit: I know it's not exactly the same, but as a step parent, those are also my kids from day one.

    • @brooklynnbailey4356
      @brooklynnbailey4356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      That's exactly what I thought... Why get with a woman who has kids when he made it obvious multiple times that he didn't want kids???

    • @catinabox3048
      @catinabox3048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Maybe it's different for me because my mom and stepdad didn't meet until I was in middle school, but the difference is that my stepdad didn't RAISE me. Don't get me wrong, we've had a lot of great times together. But if I had a problem, I didn't go to him. He didn't discipline me, he didn't give me advice, he didn't contribute financially to my education, extracurriculars, or everyday necessities, nor was he the first person to go to in order to take care of any tasks involved. Perhaps it's because I was used to simply going to my mom for everything. Or perhaps it's because he didn't find it was his place to intervene. Or maybe his broken relationship with his own children (due in part to a vicious custody battle) made him wary of being too involved. Either way, it freed up a lot of his time and money in a way that wouldn't be possible for a child you're actively raising.

    • @esmeraldagreengate4354
      @esmeraldagreengate4354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Maybe he meant he didn't want to have kids if his own. Like he was fine with her kids bit didn't want bio kids of his own.

    • @debayeuxchats5607
      @debayeuxchats5607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I think it wasn't the best phrasing, but there's definitely a difference between "I want to help you raise the children that came with this relationship" and "I want to bring a new life into the world." Especially if they're still kinda feeling this relationship out, and figuring out how he's relating to everyone in the family, a new baby definitely can throw a wrench in things.

    • @CharlotteIssyvoo
      @CharlotteIssyvoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@catinabox3048 This is interesting. I'm a stepmom who never wanted to have my own kids, but, given my age, I knew that if I ever did find someone I wanted to marry, that person might have kids. That was okay by me. I was 41 when I met my husband. He was raising his boys, 8 and 11, on his own. They're 17 and 20 now. I always let my husband do the majority of the parenting, because that's what felt right for both of us, and for the boys. Plus, they saw their mother every weekend, and I didn't want her to feel replaced. I felt that I was more of an auntie to the boys than a stepmother. But they've recently told me that they feel that I have very much been their stepmother, a mother figure to them, and that I've done a good job. That's a lovely feeling.

  • @bethderrico5259
    @bethderrico5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    This has GOT to be the FIRST a mother has ever said, “Dat’ ain’t my baby”!!! 😅

    • @MRSKGSPOT
      @MRSKGSPOT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Exactly!! I hollered out so loud when she said “it isn’t mines”. Girl it’s yours because you just had her. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @stiaininbeglan3844
      @stiaininbeglan3844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Mine said, "Put her back: she's not done yet." Because I looked like my dad's mom. 😂

    • @aleciafinlayson6386
      @aleciafinlayson6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@stiaininbeglan3844 that's funny 🤣

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My mother demanded, “Where’s the other one?” I was supposed to be a twin (and a boy)

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, my friend Megan's mom reacted that way when they showed Megan to her. They look nothing alike, as Megan is blonde and blue eyed with light gold skin like her Greek father, and her Cuban mother has dark tan skin, brown eyes and black hair. For some reason her mom's initial thought was that the nurses were pranking her...

  • @miyah94
    @miyah94 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    “All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt but I got a baby girl”. I laughed so hard 😂

  • @alyshaharper8730
    @alyshaharper8730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Dr. Mama Jones: "Not that this will ever happen to any of you..."
    It did. Feburary 2nd, 2007 at 2:30 in the morning. A black SUV hauled ass into the parking lot where I was working when they realized they wouldn't make it to the town with the maternity ward 20 minutes away.
    As you are aware not all babies cry on their own right away. This one didn't. Luckily the parents pulled into an all night gas station where a farmer was working third and this was not my first delivery. First human delivery, but not my first delivery.
    I realized she wasn't breathing after the father pulled her out and went straight into veterinary mode. Started patting her back to stimulate her. When that didn't work I started to lift her, Intending to hold her with her head downward so her lungs could drain but the instant that icy air went up underneath her she opened her eyes and started bawling. We wrapped her in a sweatshirt and closed the car door THEN the cop showed up.

    • @grumpyoldman3458
      @grumpyoldman3458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Respect!

    • @carag2567
      @carag2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for this story! ❤

    • @latronqui
      @latronqui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amazing!

    • @marcellaleung346
      @marcellaleung346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What does it say about the situation of American agriculture that this guy had to work the 3rd shift in addition to his job as a farmer? And, yeah for the baby.

    • @rachelallison6651
      @rachelallison6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marcellaleung346 I thought the commenter was the farmer. Not that this changes your point any, now I'm just wondering if I read the story wrong

  • @Halfbloodprincesss8
    @Halfbloodprincesss8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    If I was screaming and yelling like that and my HUSBAND didn’t wake up, that would be the last day we would be together. I get some people are heavy sleepers but damn. Can’t take that risk

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😹🤣🤣yep.

    • @valeriemontgomery7963
      @valeriemontgomery7963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean, someone had to say it. Thank you!!.

    • @lauranminney7793
      @lauranminney7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sometimes sound travels in a weird way… Especially on a boat. There is background noise from the water also, but I get what you mean

    • @lenawright1857
      @lenawright1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree! That was crazy.

    • @ADDAuntDawnDisorder
      @ADDAuntDawnDisorder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen!!!

  • @jessicacharlton7347
    @jessicacharlton7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    It's so funny that she said, "It's not mine." The cord was probably still attached to her at this point.🤣🤣🤣 So many things went wrong on this episode. There's the fact that they didn't know this lady was pregnant until she gave birth, the boat labor, the baby's dad not waking up for 2 or 3 hours, and trying to meet the ambulance but ending up at the wrong place. I'm glad that mom and baby were okay though. At least nothing went wrong there.

    • @izthistle6196
      @izthistle6196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “It’s not mine” I died at this point

    • @beckyjohnson1712
      @beckyjohnson1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It wasn't me...

    • @rebeccafoust7145
      @rebeccafoust7145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A snapshot moment in my 35 years of nursing:
      I remember a patient saying that immediately after delivery. She thought we were lying to her when we heard the baby's heartbeat prior to delivery and she said, after delivery, "That is not mine. there is no way that came out of me".

    • @izthistle6196
      @izthistle6196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@rebeccafoust7145 imagine if the child found out that’s the first thing their mother said after they’re born.

    • @hereisahuman5977
      @hereisahuman5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@izthistle6196 It would probably be funny to them

  • @mrs.sherry
    @mrs.sherry ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Twice (2 diff pregnancies) my cervix started softening and dilating around 16 weeks. Incompetent cervix. They gave me cervical sutures(Circlauge) I stayed in labor 4 months with contractions every 5 min. each time. If I walked I felt the head and wobbled like a penguin. Was on strict bedrest. Both of my sons are now in their 30's. Miracles!!

    • @earlgreyt123
      @earlgreyt123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bit late but congratulations! I'm sure sharing your difficult experience will give other women hope ❤

  • @avib.3611
    @avib.3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Imagine you’re parents leaving on a trip and coming back with a whole baby 😭😂

    • @shelleywright9705
      @shelleywright9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Beats coming home with half a baby.

    • @emileeheili6170
      @emileeheili6170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’d be like, ‘WHAT THE F***!!’🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LoneWolf-sh1ph
      @LoneWolf-sh1ph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adopted!!!

    • @glitterberserker1029
      @glitterberserker1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If they were my parents I would forever talk about the trip where my parents clearly kidnapped a baby and brought it home like a souvenir, lol.

    • @katythepsychiclady2342
      @katythepsychiclady2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG!! That would be so life altering!!!!!!

  • @pdlbean
    @pdlbean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "How could this happen to ME?!" looool sir. You slept through most of this.

  • @ScarlettM
    @ScarlettM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    11:29 about not believing he can sleep through yelling: depending on the wind and direction, depending on the waves, it's possible to not hear someone outside on the boat. Her voice could be carried out or muffled by waves.

    • @birdgirl8390
      @birdgirl8390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Possibly! Our brain has that amazing ability to filter out sources of noise, that's why I sleep with quite loud rain sounds, so I can't hear the fleas sneeze or cars passing by.

    • @AirQuotes
      @AirQuotes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love boats and the sea but so many people die on private boats especially at night it's a legit fear of mine

    • @ANC_505
      @ANC_505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sure. But what about the banging on the window? 😄

    • @ScarlettM
      @ScarlettM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ANC_505 Windows on the boat are usually thicker than regular, to withstand waves and wind. The thickness would dull the sound of banging. And I'm sure she would have broken the window if she could, instead of screaming for 3 hours, except it was too strong.

    • @xSwordLilyx
      @xSwordLilyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@birdgirl8390 fleas sneeze?

  • @GeorgeABMoore
    @GeorgeABMoore ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the progression of expressions on MDJ’s face as the EMT wraps up the baby and then takes it to the ambulance. Like, first approval that she’s keeping baby warm, heading towards mom. Then slight confusion when she goes past mom. Then shock and bemused outrage as the EMT just goes running for the ambulance. Chef’s kiss

  • @crystalsky1029
    @crystalsky1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    “What if there were pirates?!” I’m sorry. But that killed me! Lol.

    • @DwarfDragonwulf
      @DwarfDragonwulf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's more likely that the boat could sink. You wouldn't want to be sleeping through that.

    • @mikeal237
      @mikeal237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg me too

    • @lizh1988
      @lizh1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pirates are real, steal a nice boat to run drugs in.

  • @Phia525
    @Phia525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Man’s redeemed himself at the end but sleeping through 3 hours of screams is infuriating

    • @elizabethyuen4763
      @elizabethyuen4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sure wish I could sleep like this lolol

  • @zelamorre1126
    @zelamorre1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Well, we know Dad can't complain about the baby waking him up in the middle of the night.

    • @BlueSkies30
      @BlueSkies30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Try waking him up in the middle of the night to feed the baby. Going to need a baseball bat. XD

    • @curlycurl8326
      @curlycurl8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlueSkies30 😂😂😂

    • @StormMackenzie
      @StormMackenzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My partner is like this, I took half an hour to wake him up from a couple metres away when my waters broke, screaming at the top of my lungs. We’re seeing someone for it (eventually, referrals take forever)… BUT once we had baby, he actually started sleeping lightly and went months without the episodes of being unable to be woken. It has come back since, but he still USUALLY wakes up when the now 2yo screams from his bedroom. But you never know, mums go through the most changes but I think something physically/chemically changes in dads too once their baby arrives.

    • @panda22518
      @panda22518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😭

    • @Boop-beep-bap
      @Boop-beep-bap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That reminded me of the 'bonk' memes

  • @diydame7163
    @diydame7163 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I have two kids. It always blows my mind how someone came to full term and didn’t feel the baby inside during the whole time. I didn’t realize I was pregnant with my second one, but the baby’s movement at 2 months was what tipped me off.

    • @Mustaches4017
      @Mustaches4017 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At two month?? That’s so early. Didn’t feel ONE thing until 28 weeks with my first

  • @errenhayes143
    @errenhayes143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "I took all the precautions." Bro no you didn't. You took 0

    • @cherusiderea1330
      @cherusiderea1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm pretty sure he said, "we". Probably referred to her taking the pill and him making sure she got her period.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cherusiderea1330 so not all, but some of the precautions 🤣

    • @Trinabiss97
      @Trinabiss97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cherusiderea1330 so….he still didn’t take any precautions, SHE did. Taking the pill and keeping track of her cycles was her doing. I highly doubt HE was tracking her cycles…

  • @Unhae2000
    @Unhae2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Well the dad is not going to have trouble sleeping when the baby wakes up screaming.

    • @kal-muzel875
      @kal-muzel875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Poor mom... She will have to deal with all the nights on her own if that happens

    • @mutoidliz2320
      @mutoidliz2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ve woke my boyfriend up to help me at night only once in because he got vile towards me 😬

    • @AL-cg4vb
      @AL-cg4vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mutoidliz2320 that's totally unacceptable if my husband ever does that to me he knows imma start ripping blankets off him
      My mama poured water on me to get up, I'm prepared to do the same 😂

    • @natalieeubank4533
      @natalieeubank4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In my relationship sleeping through everything was not a problem for me even next to the baby middle of the night I slept through it all

    • @jennawolf1187
      @jennawolf1187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s ridiculous. You both made the baby. He needs to help.

  • @AndiAndrea
    @AndiAndrea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Homey says he “took every precaution to avoid pregnancy” but that’s a lie. He did not have a vasectomy done. Moreover, he slept right through her screaming for help for 3 hours!

    • @LilKitten9620
      @LilKitten9620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They wanted to have a baby in the future

    • @poppyfield1619
      @poppyfield1619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Haha probably slept through the conception as well🙄

    • @the_motherlord
      @the_motherlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He took every precaution. He asked her if she was getting periods. Never heard him mention condoms either. My ob/gyn used to laugh at me because I always used 2 forms of birth control, condoms + something else. When people really don't want to get pregnant there absolutely are ways not to get pregnant.

    • @lblincoe2094
      @lblincoe2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Deb G yeah, abstinence. Short ofthat, anyone can get pregnant at anytime, under any circumstance. Denying that possibility is how people end up on this show!
      No form of birth control is 100%, NONE. I mean, women find themselves pregnant with perfectly placed IUDs, women find themselves pregnant after having their tubes tied, there is no way to "absolutely" prevent unwanted pregnancy outside of abstaining, no matter how much you plan. That's just the facts of life 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @sheilagravely5621
      @sheilagravely5621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She should dump that dude asap. What a jerk.

  • @sweetlittleemogirl44
    @sweetlittleemogirl44 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That was so heartwarming. Babies really do change people.

  • @MaidOfPasta
    @MaidOfPasta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Marina is probably the best name she could have gotten in this instance
    Also I’m laugHING SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM THATS SO CUTE
    I also looked like my dad when I was born and my dad said “poor kid looks just like me”

    • @daydenthedemonsamurai8865
      @daydenthedemonsamurai8865 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly my dad wanted me to be a boy but he got a girl instead

    • @pamelakoester734
      @pamelakoester734 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I looked exactly like MY biological Father. I was checking out his Senior HS picture, with my Wedding closeup photos, WOW! I was/am still amazed. He died at only 47 years old. I had had his first Grandchild but he never got to see him. And I had never gotten to meet my Father.🥀, here I am pushing 75; the pain is so overwhelming.

    • @Might_b_iz
      @Might_b_iz ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was ganna face palm if they named her Aqua

    • @mosaicgirl4002
      @mosaicgirl4002 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pamelakoester734… I’m so sorry… life can be so painful❤

    • @Wise4HarvestTime
      @Wise4HarvestTime 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@daydenthedemonsamurai8865 better than what Marina has to say: my dad wanted a sweatshirt but he got me instead 🤪

  • @rileyk3407
    @rileyk3407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Lady: “I said that’s not mine” paramedic: “what the fuck you mean it’s not yours it came from you”😂

    • @spamachuchan8824
      @spamachuchan8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "ITS NOT MINE! Am I speaking English?"
      "Ma'am, if this baby isn't yours then I am not a paramedic. This badge says otherwise. That baby came out of you."

    • @rileyk3407
      @rileyk3407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@spamachuchan8824 ya I know right where else would it have come from fucking narnia the depths of hell heavens gates look lady take the blame its your kid.

    • @Oshidorinohina
      @Oshidorinohina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shock most likely
      but yeah lol

    • @joartuk
      @joartuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shwetajadhav1850
      @shwetajadhav1850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭

  • @emeraldsea28
    @emeraldsea28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    “I had someone to take care of that wasn’t me.” You had a girlfriend and her two girls! What? Men are irritating.

    • @jessn.3851
      @jessn.3851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      He is clearly not the smartest person.

    • @anijanka
      @anijanka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      That dude seems selfish af

    • @al.the.
      @al.the. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      We don't know about her and ex's parenting arrangements, why assume boyfriend was involved?
      And she's doesn't seem like adult that want to be taken care of.
      Can we not - with blaming men for not doing what we don't know they were even asked.
      (woman here, I don't shy away from criticism of... whatever men fail to do- but it has to be some evident issue, pls)

    • @levibrooks7910
      @levibrooks7910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@al.the. grow up

    • @DebiQ1830
      @DebiQ1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This woman was dating a man in his twenties after a divorce. It was reclaimed youth that was fun and fresh. Reality is about to set in when she realizes she now has four children to care for.

  • @cassandrapanda9101
    @cassandrapanda9101 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Is no one going to talk about the fact she said she was on the boat every weekend, but where were her children?

    • @larisalynnortiz8979
      @larisalynnortiz8979 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Maybe with the father? Only logical answer that comes to mind. 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @beautyandbrainz
    @beautyandbrainz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    so let me get this straight: if a stranger gives birth right in front of me I get the baby wrap him/her in something warm, give it to the mom to hold.. and leave the umbilical cord attached until paramedics get there. Got it 👍🏼

    • @natillaamg228
      @natillaamg228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      No, you run away with the baby wrapped up while the chord is still connected. Pay attention. -.- but on a serious note, yeah, this is super useful to know and I'm glad she covered this in the video, you never know what might happen.

    • @lindam.1571
      @lindam.1571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@natillaamg228 😂😂😂😂

    • @omanamalgas7725
      @omanamalgas7725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natillaamg228 😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @katehallberg7270
      @katehallberg7270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You put the baby on the mom, skin to skin, wrap them together with the cord attached. She may deliver the placenta soon, especially if the baby starts nursing, which would be a good idea. As soon as the mom has delivered the baby it's not an emergency (and the paramedics probably aren't even necessary).

    • @halalpolice23
      @halalpolice23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      17:04 it was very helpful and we all learned now 😂❤️

  • @madiooch96
    @madiooch96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    “What if there’s pirates?” 😂😂😂

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hey it's a valid point.

    • @stevensuarez4843
      @stevensuarez4843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me: so pirates of the Caribbean or Jake and the Neverland pirates?

    • @chubbybunny6975
      @chubbybunny6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stevensuarez4843 Captain Phillips pirates

    • @cebbi1313
      @cebbi1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man I would have loved it if pirates rocked up while she was in active labour.

    • @RiverWoods111
      @RiverWoods111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It looks like they were in like LA Calif. LMAO! Yes, there are pirates in certain areas, but you can pretty much avoid those areas. So don't sail or motor along the coast of Venezuela or the North East coast of Africa or through the Red Sea. Some parts of the Philippines and a few places in the Caribbean have pirates. There are two types of Pirates, one is opportunistic and just will come on board and steal stuff when you are onshore or in the middle of the night like maybe a dinghy or things left up on deck. The others are the ones you have to worry about, as they come on board with AK47s and kidnap you and hijack your boat, then try to ransom you back to your country. The second group is in specific places in the world and those areas can be avoided, also just buddy boating will keep you safe too. There is no real need to worry about them along the coast of the US. Well, you might get boarded by the opportunistic type, but generally, a good machete and a lot of noise will scare them into the sea! These guys are just like the types that might break into a house or go into someone's yard or garage to steal shit.

  • @tinyoddfable
    @tinyoddfable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1762

    She went into labor on a boat and delivered a baby outside.
    Him: “I can’t believe this is happening to me.”
    I’M SORRY… WHAT

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      After his ass slept the fuck through the entire thing

    • @Karen-pk3uv
      @Karen-pk3uv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'm chalking his reaction up to fear, confusion, age and shock

    • @thehousespouse
      @thehousespouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean what he said is still valid. He went from thinking a baby was years away to having a baby with no warning. Yes, what she went through was much more intense, but he still went through something.

    • @ninaasf-ck
      @ninaasf-ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      And then "I took every precaution" 😂😂😂😂 Did he? Was he using condoms? Then no, *she* was taking *one* precaution.

    • @greyblade23
      @greyblade23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Came here to say this. TLC sure made him look like a clueless, self-centered SOB. Wonder what he's like in real life?

  • @cheriehunter9116
    @cheriehunter9116 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dr. Jones- you are so adorable!! I worked for Physicians from 1990 until 2012- including an OBGYN- and one (Dr. Julia Harris) was so much like you. This episode was crazy btw! You are awesome!

  • @heathers2269
    @heathers2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Ok. I need to share my sister's birth story in light of your reaction to the EMT. The baby was known to have gastroschisis. As a result, she was scheduled to birth him in a high risk maternity hospital. It was all organized and pre planned, because he'd need immediate surgery. So my sister was induced, given an epidural, and then for some reason given a second epidural. So she's totally numb. In this situation, there is a nurse in the room at all times, who is supposedly versed in complex issues. My sister was still lying in bed, under blankets, talking to people, no issues, when the fetal heart monitor went off, no heart beat for baby. So the nurse calmly gets up and starts looking at the monitor straps, thinking its come loose somewhere, when we all hear a tiny mewling noise, squeaky. I immediately thought it was a newborn type noise. But the nurse looks up and I swear to God goes, "is there a cat in here?" (Because that's the logical explanation, smh)
    My nephew had been born on the bed under the blanket and no one knew! The 'professional ' nurse then runs out of the room, screaming down the hall that the baby was here. As exaggerated as you can imagine, arms flailing, everyone runs in like it's a military seague... and that's how my nephew came into the world. He's 10 now and healthy, but what a day. I still cant get over it. My nephew the cat!

    • @PuffKitty
      @PuffKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I totally would have named him Felix 😏

    • @Mrsjam96
      @Mrsjam96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wish you could have recorded that’s! I mean I’m kinda imagining her running/ screaming down the hall like an orangutan! But I bet it was hilarious!

    • @henrysmith180
      @henrysmith180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @hopkinsmommy1202
      @hopkinsmommy1202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This literally happened to me! Except I had fallen asleep with my boyfriend for a little bit. Crazy!! He was my first baby and the doctors were shocked.

    • @corablah9809
      @corablah9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's so lucky. My good friends baby was born still born from gastroschisis.

  • @MeAHRoguealicious
    @MeAHRoguealicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I'd hold a grudge, Sleeping through my multiple hour labor would be a breaking point, Like dude I cant with this its too traumatic 😅

    • @nevadag606
      @nevadag606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      100% if I can’t wake you up during a medical emergency then we can’t be together my dude

    • @nevadag606
      @nevadag606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I Am Imperfection Perfected. Exactly, “honey wake up there’s a psycho killer in the house!!” *intense screaming and horrifying murder ensues “your honor im a very deep sleeper!”

    • @mknight993
      @mknight993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree I couldn’t do it I’m sorry he can’t even watch the baby !! He would just sleep in his fat ass smfh is be SO FKKN DONE W HIM

    • @MeAHRoguealicious
      @MeAHRoguealicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nevadag606 Seriously... Like that's unreliable as hell, I would have to take that as Im living with myself 😐

    • @MeAHRoguealicious
      @MeAHRoguealicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mknight993 Oh god right? He goes in for that dad nap, baby needs something, starts screaming and he just lays there. 😰

  • @kristineapodaca3173
    @kristineapodaca3173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    My new favorite line from Mama Doctor Jones--
    "Don't run away with the baby, especially before you cut the cord."
    Yeah that's a good way to get on mom's bad side!

    • @MartinBarker
      @MartinBarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeah to be fair when the Clip said "i ran away with the baby to the ambulance" i pictured a wacky races style streatcher chasing her down with momma holding on :D

    • @alienkittens
      @alienkittens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I just imagine " yoink" as the cord yanks her back to the mom 😂

    • @mundanepants
      @mundanepants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ah it's but a little pinch, the mom won't notice 😂

    • @katgenn-winkler1754
      @katgenn-winkler1754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I imagine there's a high chance of ripping the cord off of the baby or even the mother. I imagine that would be life threatening

  • @lmcb8447
    @lmcb8447 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dr mama Jones always reminding people to check pregnancy tests so to avoid being too late to having less options with unplanned pregnancy!! A true nice soul!!

  • @victoriaberry7555
    @victoriaberry7555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    This stuff is always so crazy! I actually have a friend that I know personally who had a baby without knowing. She didn’t gain ANY weight, had no belly and continued to have periods throughout. She had actually tested at one point and got a negative. They went to the hospital for her having serious stomach pains and came home with a beautiful baby girl! It was AMAZING to see how this actually happens. I mean, she literally looked NO DIFFERENT her ENTIRE pregnancy, and not to mention, this was her 3rd child! Not even her first! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @nt3833
      @nt3833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’d have to see pictures to believe that. A baby has to go somewhere!! Unless she was obese that makes no sense.

    • @osamudiameanointing2687
      @osamudiameanointing2687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I had my first child unaware I took the test at home it came out negative, I saw my period every month with cloth I didn’t gain weight or having any pregnancy symptoms and the end I had a baby boy all by myself at home!!!

    • @eternitydoor
      @eternitydoor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nt3833 its definitely possible. And getting a false negative happens too. While this hasn't happened to me, I've been in the situation of having repeated negative tests and having to convince the doc I'm pregnant. In the end it was an ultrasound for an unrelated issue where they saw the 12 week foetus and finally believed me. If you can have that happen then I don't see why this isn't possible

    • @antigonetheodosiou7853
      @antigonetheodosiou7853 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eternitydoor I had 6 negatives on my first

    • @shelbybroadway4918
      @shelbybroadway4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@osamudiameanointing2687 so happy for you!! home birth is beautiful and amazing. i hope you realized earlier than this lady that you were in labor and didn't have to worry you were dying!!

  • @mschrisfrank2420
    @mschrisfrank2420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    The thing that always confuses me in a lot of these stories is, as someone who has never been pregnant, it seems like someone who has already had children would recognize labor before the baby comes out.

    • @0flake
      @0flake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      exactly. if she already gave birth twice, wouldn't she be able to acknowledge the fact she's in labor? at least in the last minute lol

    • @jamesrivers5303
      @jamesrivers5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you suspect that you were pregnant.

    • @Wisegirl6521
      @Wisegirl6521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@0flake well denial can be strong when you don’t want to have another child

    • @ljcl1859
      @ljcl1859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      If your pregnancy was very different from your first two. Showing no definitive signs of pregnancy. Dr's always say you can't have your period when you are pregnant, and I know that is true. However, what is occurring when the bleeding occurs on time every month, with your usual amount and duration. So many women that have been on these shows have said the same thing. There must be a reason....some fluke of hormones or something. It would be different if they said it was heavier or lighter than usual occurring irregularly and lasting shorter or longer amount of time. That would make most people think that it was impossible to be pregnant, and perhaps look for other causes of symptoms. Also the lack of significant weight gain. She was wearing bikinis and didn't look obviously pregnant. 5 lbs and a little tummy could easily be attributed to unhealthy eating.

    • @smridulahariharan4723
      @smridulahariharan4723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or if she had planned c sections the first two times and never experienced labour

  • @samanthac450
    @samanthac450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    My favorite thing about this is the woman has had two kids previously and she never suspected pregnancy even while the baby is crowning. They think it’s an organ. This blows my mind.

    • @jeaninecookson167
      @jeaninecookson167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She had no memory of the birth of her 1st 2 kids? She doesn’t remember what it feels like to give birth.

    • @JoannaLamont333
      @JoannaLamont333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that too.

    • @maliroa6113
      @maliroa6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wondered the same thing. Did she not have natural births? No contractions before?🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @allisonmarciszyn8716
      @allisonmarciszyn8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's called plausible deniability. Her boyfriend was very clear he didn't want kids. She had to deny it until it came out.

    • @michellehosek3581
      @michellehosek3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I never had labor pains and I have a kid. If she had previous scheduled c sections she wouldn't know any of those feelings. I wouldn't be able too.

  • @azlynbachman7974
    @azlynbachman7974 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was definitely a funny, yet dramatic episode! 😂
    Side Note: I realized your shirt brought out your eye color! 😂😊

  • @mallory5777
    @mallory5777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    "there was like rubber down there."
    "it was obscene"
    "There was about half an inch of something coming out."
    *Baby cries*
    "What the fuck is that?"
    "I didn't deliver a baby it's not mine."
    You guys probably did really well in Biology.

    • @fasolanta
      @fasolanta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @beardiemom
      @beardiemom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Or, you know, they were just in shock, disoriented and needed a moment to catch up to the reality of the situation. Considering you can convince a person in shock to perform CPR on a decapitated body, I would not use people's statements in a situation where they think one of them is dying as a measure of their intelligence.

    • @brandyp.9602
      @brandyp.9602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@beardiemom I think it was a joke

    • @louissamood
      @louissamood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m crying 🤣🤣

    • @mallory5777
      @mallory5777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@brandyp.9602 Yes. It was very much a joke. Although I do find the EMTs reaction questionable, yes, it was a joke.

  • @thegreenmanofnorwich
    @thegreenmanofnorwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    TLC's editing is pretty hilarious. I can't imagine someone with any training running through the dark along a possibly wet dock with a new born baby, even if the cord was cut.

  • @JK-ld4of
    @JK-ld4of 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    My grandma was told she couldn't have a baby, and they had been trying for years before finally deciding to adopt two kids. Nearly 10 years after she was told she couldn't have children, she went to the doctor because her stomach was growing, and the doctor told her it was a tumor that needed to be removed, otherwise she would be at the risk of dying. My grandma was an extremely smart woman (thank God), and told the doctors no, it wasn't a tumor, she believed she was pregnant. They told her this was impossible. This was before at-home pregnancy tests as well, and months went on before she finally convinced the doctors that she was, in fact, pregnant, and started receiving OB/GYN care. Sure enough, a few months later my Dad was born, full-term and extremely healthy.
    Although you should trust your medical professionals, make sure you go with your gut and find GOOD medical professionals, ones who will listen and tailor your care to how you're feeling. Cheers to a great video!

    • @noel6601
      @noel6601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The doctor knew dang well that was a baby but they kill off babies on purpose especially black ones

    • @noel6601
      @noel6601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marwaizem7050 that’s what they did to my aunts baby

    • @ojasvijaiswal3884
      @ojasvijaiswal3884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@noel6601 doctors don't do that
      They spend their whole life helping people

    • @marianacarina2580
      @marianacarina2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ojasvijaiswal3884 Yeah sure, you probably think China's vaccine is safe and will save everyone 😂😂😂

    • @nelumvia
      @nelumvia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      First of all props to your grandma, she sounds like an amazing badass woman! Second... this is sadly another example of the MANY that exist on just how HORRIBLE women's healthcare used to be, especially when it came to gynecological issues. Until disturbingly recently (as late as the beginning of the 20th century), a lot of doctors would dismiss women's symptoms, missdiagnose out of neglect or straight up take advantage of/abuse women (pregnant or otherwise) in the name of research. It is just sad to see how modern medicine began its history not by studying the human body, but the male body. (not to mention it was mostly aimed to comfort just men). But thank god for people like your grandma!

  • @mrs.giannosp5507
    @mrs.giannosp5507 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That baby is so beautiful! ❤ I wish her a life of health and happiness.

  • @laurelcook9078
    @laurelcook9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Marina is gonna have the most lit fun fact about herself for every classroom introduction activity 😂

  • @herbalremedease1644
    @herbalremedease1644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    "It's not mine, I'm not pregnant"
    Literally had this happen with a goat the other day.🤣

    • @brendielahooha
      @brendielahooha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Excuse me?

    • @cristinalabarbera4451
      @cristinalabarbera4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      First freshener? Sometimes first goat moms give birth and they’re like “tha hell? That ain’t mine! Why is it trying to drink from me?!?”

    • @herbalremedease1644
      @herbalremedease1644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@cristinalabarbera4451 Exactly what happened!

    • @nicholelaybourn6026
      @nicholelaybourn6026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣

    • @kolielynn4144
      @kolielynn4144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People raise goats bruh...the mother goat didn't want her kid

  • @kraxel.964
    @kraxel.964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    lady: *has a child and hears literal crying*
    also lady: nah, thats not mine though i just gave birth its not mine. nah.

    • @lauraladyll
      @lauraladyll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was dying laughing at this point of the video. 🤣

    • @sonjawilson28
      @sonjawilson28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm holding it for a friend!!!!!

    • @daisy1439
      @daisy1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sonjawilson28 lmaooo

    • @Diddyws10
      @Diddyws10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @svasianfilipiname6603
      @svasianfilipiname6603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People are really pathetically stupid it's sad.

  • @moc2965
    @moc2965 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watch this show occasionally but no one else in my house is interested. I LOVE this because you say everything I'm already thinking! 😂❤

  • @lindsaypez1048
    @lindsaypez1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I just gotta say, for the people who are asking, "She had kids before, how did she not recognize the pain?" My period cramps are just as bad as my worst labor pains were. I had an unmedicated birth to a posterior baby. I was very confused while giving birth as to why it wasn't getting more painful than my periods (yes, I'm obviously abnormal, periods for other people aren't that bad...). Anyway. So, I understand her not recognizing the pain. I do not understand her not understanding the starting, and stopping, and starting, and stopping, that happens with contractions. Plus the needing to push. Plus the feeling of the baby exiting. That's the dead giveaway...

    • @georgemcgukin5576
      @georgemcgukin5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you have Endometriosis? I do and I’m always wondering if the pain is similar.

    • @lindsaypez1048
      @lindsaypez1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@georgemcgukin5576 I've never been diagnosed with it; I don't get the pain at any other time of the month (it's my understanding endo pain can flare up at any time?). Whenever I mentioned the pain to my doctors, they always just said, "That's normal." They wouldn't believe me that the pain IS that bad

    • @kenyaperalta806
      @kenyaperalta806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, and I don't think anyone believes me

    • @morgan4574
      @morgan4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lindsaypez1048 I would see about getting Endometriosis ruled out because if you do have it for a long time, there is a chance that the tissues can strangle your intestines or other nearby important organs... It's obviously much better to catch it before it gets to that point. Lots of doctors won't take your pain seriously and you shouldn't need to be dying to not want to be in intense pain once a month...

    • @aygeeawowede1337
      @aygeeawowede1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I used to have severe PCOS that came with secondary dysmenorrhoea. I would have to be rushed to the hospital due to extreme cramps and get shot up with pain injections. Many doctors do not take hormone related disorders seriously. You need to educate yourself and then face down your doctors and trust your gut!!!

  • @KayoEll
    @KayoEll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "I took every precaution ... for this"
    You did? Because I heard that she was taking the pill, and that you were checking to make sure she was having periods (I'm really curious about how he was "checking" on that) but I didn't hear anything about condoms
    That is a very judgemental thing for me to say. However, I work with teens, for whom "taking precautions" often means something very different from what I am thinking. Most often they tell me that they have never had sex and there is NO WAY they could possibly be pregnant. But... the occasional teen will say that they were "talking precautions." When you ask for specifics, they tell you that they "used condoms sometimes."

    • @idiotsandwich115
      @idiotsandwich115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm so happy to be asexual then

    • @cairrean2412
      @cairrean2412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He was asking her if she got her period. That's it.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cairrean2412 he should of started helping to track it...via an app

    • @jenseelaus
      @jenseelaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That guy: I took every precaution. The precautions: asking if she was getting her period every month.

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jenseelaus he's not very smart...he kinda looks like if sid from ice age gained 300 pounds

  • @hiccuphufflepuff176
    @hiccuphufflepuff176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    "Did she just run away with the baby without cutting the cord?!" Why am I imagining that just off screen, she's yanked the placenta out of the mother's body and is trailing it behind her? Oh my god, I can't stop laughing!

    • @Katieuknow
      @Katieuknow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank you for that image aahahahahaha

    • @Kay_Cee.81
      @Kay_Cee.81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahaha 🤣😂

    • @ICaughtTheSnitch26
      @ICaughtTheSnitch26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@vl4394 wow 99% of the world is brain damaged.

    • @laramaaike3050
      @laramaaike3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking about that too and made me laugh so hard.

    • @emmajohnson7114
      @emmajohnson7114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have the mental image of her just like towing the mom behind her by the cord.

  • @MissShembre
    @MissShembre ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like the EMT is like 'Uhhhh wtf it's not your baby, crazy boat lady'
    Same EMT: RUN WITH THE CORD

  • @nikkiloverbaby
    @nikkiloverbaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I would NEVER leave him with the kids at night😂

    • @mkb7013
      @mkb7013 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real !!!! 😂😂😂

  • @aprillord-brown432
    @aprillord-brown432 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    That must have been extremely terrifying for her. I mean, your body wants to push and your like “hell no, this organ needs to stay inside me!” Talk about the amount of effort she must have been putting into not letting whatever it was come out!!

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "It's not mine," because "I wasn't pregnant."
    I'm really not surprised that she was so confused when the baby came out. Considering this poor woman was screaming for her guy for 3 hours thinking she was dying and that she couldn't say goodbye to her kids, I'm sure that was very traumatizing.

    • @jeancole6005
      @jeancole6005 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What amazes me is she had 2 kids prior and he she wasn't smart enough to realize that it could be a possibility when she was having all that pain and gained a little weight.

    • @WoWGirl6
      @WoWGirl6 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@jeancole6005yeah third pregnancy you’d think she would know some of the signs. No pregnancy is exactly the same but they have overlapping characteristics. I’d be more understanding if it was a first time mom who doesn’t have a clue what’s going on

    • @_notsaf
      @_notsaf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WoWGirl6 cant help but think the stories highly exaggerated

  • @richellmcknight446
    @richellmcknight446 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well the TRULY horrifying part is thank God it didn't swoosh right out a minute or 2 earlier when she was stepping over the side of the boat- where it would have fallen into the WATER and sank!😳😳😳

  • @floxendoodle942
    @floxendoodle942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    I laughed so hard during this episode that I had tears streaming down my face. Your commentary was priceless, too! I absolutely lost it when you said, “I hope the EMT remembered to cut the umbilical cord before she ran off with the baby.” (Paraphrase). I could just picture the EMT running down the harbor with the swaddled newborn in her arms, as the placenta dragged behind going “Ka-thunk, ka-thunk, ka-thunk” as it was raked over the wooden planks of the harbor. 😂😂

    • @renellecooke5717
      @renellecooke5717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bugcourtney414
      @bugcourtney414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀

    • @kathryntripptree3825
      @kathryntripptree3825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm imagining it being like when someone drives off from the gas station with the pump still in their gas tank. 😆😆😆

    • @felonybrooke1038
      @felonybrooke1038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too far 🤢

    • @itsapineapple-qq9zk
      @itsapineapple-qq9zk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I rearly laugh hard about a comment… but yours just got me in tears 😂😂

  • @SilentMingan
    @SilentMingan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    What baffles me is 'I had to step up and be a father'... if you're dating her, one would hope you're taking care of her kids too.

    • @sec2no153
      @sec2no153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They obviously had a lot of free time without her 2 children and living a carefree lifestyle. I just can't believe there was a part of her mind that didn't realize she was pregnant and too scared to let him know because he wasn't ready to be a father yet. Babies move around and become quite active. At some point you have to realize it's not a gassy stomach.

    • @merica4realz630
      @merica4realz630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sec2no153 id have to agree especially as she had giving birth twice already. More possible if she had never been pregnant and this was first time.

    • @disguisedboots
      @disguisedboots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No? why? mothers dont have to date only men who are willing to be fathers. the children Have a father.

    • @seionthekitsune21
      @seionthekitsune21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sec2no153 not everyone actually feels their babies move. You do know a sack can be on the front of the womb not always the back right? I didnt feel my twins hardly ever until I was 30 weeks with them and I didnt actually SEE movement either despite there being two cramped babies in there.

    • @anovemberstar
      @anovemberstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      not necessarily ... they are probably with their father ... the children remain the primary responsibility of their bio parents. Blending families takes time, and it doesn't sound like they were at that stage where he was the father figure yet

  • @ericajade9
    @ericajade9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    My absolute favorite part of watching Mama Doctor Jones is how emotional she gets when the babies are born. You can tell she is in the right profession. She just glows when she see the babes and hears those stories! So precious!

    • @BarbieBabeEve
      @BarbieBabeEve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is the (perfect) kind of baby doctor a mom would want! ❤

  • @zoeemiko8149
    @zoeemiko8149 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What blew me away the most was she'd already had 2 kids. How could she not know what was going on or at least suspect it?

    • @jessamoon5827
      @jessamoon5827 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cryptic pregnancies are a thing and not all pregnancies are alike.

  • @anovemberstar
    @anovemberstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "this experience helped me grow up a bit" - dude you slept through most of it 😂

    • @Ali-fq3nz
      @Ali-fq3nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope he’s had a vasectomy since..

  • @bacchaed2430
    @bacchaed2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    This was incredibly horrifying and stressful since she's at the edge of the boat! And he's deeply asleep?
    He's useless 😳 fire? Home invasion? I wouldn't feel safe with him.
    It's not mine! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CloudslnMyCoffee
    @CloudslnMyCoffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    When I was laboring with my first child, I earnestly told the midwife that something was wrong because I was dying and she calmly told me “darlin that’s what having a baby feels like”

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      @tabithaedison3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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      @tabithaedison3170 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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