Methallica - Ride the Wheelchair

[@silverrey7379]

" This can't be happening to *chair* "
Ah yes, genius lyrics

[@adamjacobs9922]

Don’t forget chair in the chair LMAO

[@silverrey7379]

@Dimebag Hetfield that's because James Methfield is a lyrical genius

[@GAMER-ht4bc]

who made cher

[@PixieMinie]

Now we just need TABLE

[@silverrey7379]

@@PixieMinie Systallica - Sit and Destroy

[@jordanforbes149]

Only James Hetfield could be a table and a chair

[@kjl3080]

I wholeheartedly approve this

[@JubaDeMetalAlumínio]

Of course you do. We all do. Everyone on Earth do.

[@davidremilio7449]

Boy balls

[@t2kazuyasama333]

Oh u r here as well

[@TreR90]

Well well well, look whose is it.
Is.

[@thechuckpeter]

We all do

[@atomvalorblack7206]

I don’t know why but “Who made chair?” Killed me

[@EyexXx05]

0:59
Flash before my PINGAS
Now it's time to *P I N G A S*

[@tiok.256]

puta merda sksksksks

[@Leo-ol2ir]

@@tiok.256 hora das pingas

[@Jul14n509]

JAJAJAJA

[@ckeyser3231]

Lyrics:
(James)
WHAT
DAMMIT IT AINT RIGHT
(Inaudible)
SOMEONE HELP ME
(Ozzy)
SHAAROOON
SHAAROOON
(James)
PLEASE GOD HELP ME
DAMMIT HELP ME
(Slayer solo)
eeeeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEE
ØÔÖH
GUILTY AS FUEL
BUT DAMMIT IT AINT FIRE
THERES SOMEONE ELSE DESIRING ME
CHAIR IN THE CHAIR
STRAPPED IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING TO CHAIR
WHO MADE CHAIR
FLASH BEFORE MY FINGERS
NOW ITS TIME TO FIIIINGERS
BURNING IN MY ASS
I CAN FEEL THE FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
FLIP FOR THE FLIP
TO FLIP THE FLIP OF FLIP
ITS THE END OF THE THE BEGINNING
SWEAT CHILLING PEEPEE MY ONLY FRIEND
MY PEEPEE GRIPPED WITH FEAR
WHAT AM I DOING HERE
FLASH BEFORE MY ASS
NOW ITS TIME TO
(Ozzy)
ROCK AND ROOOOOOLLL
(James)
BURNING IN MY
(Ozzy)
Uuh I’m uh uh i oh I’m uh
(James)
DAMMIT
DIIIIIIEEEEE
ᴺᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵒᵖᵉⁿᵉᵈ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵃʸ
ᴸⁱᶠᵉ ⁱˢ ᵒᵘʳˢ ʷᵉ ˡⁱᵛᵉ ⁱᵗ ᵒᵘʳ ʷᵃʸ
ᴬˡˡ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᴵ
(ᴰᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵃʸ)
(ᴬⁿᵈ ⁿᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵐᵃᵗᵗᵉʳˢ)
SOMEONE HELP ME
OH PLEASE GOD HELP ME
THEYRE TRYING TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY
I DONT WANT TO
(Ozzy)
ROCK AND ROOOOOLLLL
(James)
ᵀʳᵘˢᵗ ᴵ ˢᵉᵉᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ᶠⁱⁿᵈ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘ
ᴱᵛᵉʳʸ ᵈᵃʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵘˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ⁿᵉʷ
ᴼᵖᵉⁿ ᵐⁱⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵈⁱᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ᵛⁱᵉʷ
ᴬⁿᵈ ⁿᵒᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵐᵃᵗᵗᵉʳˢ
ᴺᴱⱽᴱᴿ ᶜᴬᴿᴱ ᶠᴼᴿ ᵂᴴᴬᵀ ᵀᴴᴱʸ ᴰᴼ
ᴺᴱⱽᴱᴿ ᶜᴬᴿᴱ ᶠᴼᴿ ᵂᴴᴬᵀ ᵀᴴᴱʸ ᴷᴺᴼᵂ
ᴮᵁᵀ ᴵ ᴷᴺᴼᵂ
SOMEONE HÉÉÉ ME
OH PLEASE GOD HÉÉÉ ME
THEYRE TRYING TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY
I DONT WANT TO DIE
(Cliff)
(HUUUUAAAAAA)
(HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAaaAAAaaAAAaaAAAaaAAAaaAAA)
(James)
TIME MOVING SLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
THE HOURS SEEM LIKE MINUTES
THE FINAL CURTAIN CALL I SSSSSSS
SNAKE SNAKE SNAAAAAAKE
TRUE JUST LET IT BE
WAKENED BY HORRID SCREAM
FREED FROM THIS FRIGHTNING DREAM
FLASH BEFORE SLASH
NOW ITS TIME TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
BURNING IN MY BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII
I CAN FEEL THE FLAame
I can’t remember anything
Can’t tell if this is true or a dream
Deep down inside I feel to SCREEEAAM
(Ozzy)
SHAAROOOOON

[@ckeyser3231]

God this took for fucking ever to make

[@krampus_jangle_john]

wait if someone is chair who is the table

[@fanrail174]

I think that the first inaudible is "Who the fuck?"

[@fanrail174]

Also, it's not "DIIIIIIEEE", it is "DAAAAMMMMIIIITTT"

[@fanrail174]

Also, the SLASH near the end is made to sound like SUS, thus the amogus sound plays right after

[@chaffywriter]

1:34 "My pp gripped with fear. What am I doing here?"

[@thrashmetalambassador]

The Ozzy collab is the best.

[@aceedcath]

WRACK EN ROOUUUL!!!1

[@1987nightrap]

Ozzy screaming sharon is great

[@catofjustice0975]

This quality cover is my pain and suffering in a nutshell

[@1Varrok1]

Never stop your pain and suffering

[@degenwj8642]

"Who made CHAIR"
*yes*

[@Hieraldrich]

Burning in my ASSS LMAO

[@Hieraldrich]

@@MirrorsNightmare Sounds like gachi version no? Lmao

[@magnifichades9710]

Musical shitposts are the best form of comedy

[@theprofessionalidiots3109]

Love how anticlimactic the ending was 4:19

[@purework5372]

This is one of the ways that pop fans see metal

[@putridabomination]

Finally a rival for bOne(r)

[@mostlymusic1003]

Sometimes I go and watch Jason’s video on bOne(r) if I ever need a pick me up. Always works, I think ima go do that now!

[@silverrey7379]

@@mostlymusic1003 his laugh can cure depression

[@rowanshreds]

"ROCK AND ROOOLL!"

[@brendanzio]

Flick for the flick, to flick the flick of flick

[@r1d246]

The nothing else maters thing killed me

[@krazjm2670]

Someone help poor old James OOOH-

[@FrankieAmadeian.]

''Who made chair?''
This man asking the right questions

[@shure81]

Men and women fought and died for hundreds of years for our fucking freedom, and this is what we do...I gave it a like immediately

[@therealjakepaul3113]

These are the most genius lyrics of all time

[@Exileduh]

3:05 genius

[@Zsullivan27]

IKR 😂😂

[@zacharyberthiaume1873]

Never thought id see the day where songs became YTPs

[@radicalcat4942]

This is a piece of art.

[@DontKnow1]

What an absolute masterpiece. To the playlist it goes👍

[@cherny7555]

Now it's time to BATTERY!!

[@riel8808]

Pls youtube dont delete this

[@johnlsallrightokaybuchness1073]

That’s depressing

[@pastaphilias]

just flick the flick of flick

[@kryvyi_juan]

To flick the flick of flick
I bursted out laughing

[@iqceo4276]

genuinely a good photoshop job

[@ninebakaryokagami615]

lmao

[@crisandersen1271]

ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL- ozzy

[@dutchmiles1947]

We got James Hetfield pingas before GTA6

[@soulknight5330]

1:34 My PP gripped with fear

[@Nokšė0]

Burning in my AAAAZWSS 1:10

[@beanbean3535]

“My pp gripped with fear” 😳

[@clausluger4570]

F.E.A.R. (forget everything and run)
F.E.A.R. (face everything and resist)
F.E.A.R. *(fük everything and reproduce)*

[@zannyreflections9651]

1:35 was funny af

[@vinzomp3]

This got recommended to me but i'm not complaining lmao

[@armp1287]

This is how I feel.

[@mem0con046]

So this is how metallica and 3 lines of nesquik sounds

[@devioushitmarker]

It’s been a year and we still don’t know who made chair.

[@Legorunner]

*dies of peak music shitpost*

[@aceedcath]

Im reeely felt that my mind is burning

[@Zsullivan27]

4:11 james Hetfield.EXE Has stopped working.

[@kostasvelnias]

Masterpiece

[@nazzasutir3534]

21st Century humor in metal version

[@unexpectedlybroken8505]

Just laughed my ass off man

[@geo-fry6372]

Can’t wait to see this charted for Clone Hero. Anything this funny is inevitable to be put in that game.

[@afanofblacksabbath269]

I see the yt copyright police didn't notice a difference

[@Sosig00]

Absolute banger

[@spiraliar]

XDDDDD, Dude it's amazing!

[@crisandersen1271]

i love this

[@aceedcath]

Just sometimes in Hetfield's head
and nothing else methers

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

"send him to the (sanitarium)"

[@elliottoneill785]

and leave him be.

[@Tenshi_Tenshi_1703]

*Frustration sounds in E standard tuning*

[@bx4671]

Fight Lightning With Fire

[@aidanmarshall8469]

That time to rock and roll got me

[@bringbackmyspace7112]

Just....wow...I love this

[@alfiemunro3652]

'flash before my PENIEHS' great line

[@ivans.191]

It's the same sensation when you dream

[@silverrey7379]

0:22 Gianni Matragrano strikes again
Edit: only now I noticed your profile pic, you man of culture

[@spacecase7504]

Do acid or shrooms and listen to this 😩

[@blackmetalgroot9233]

Why can I only like this once!!?? Its not fair!

[@tagosanchez7412]

1:23

[@Eltchuga]

that first uuuuuuuuuuh in start

[@TheSmashingDoc1]

modern art, its worth millions

[@samredmond5196]

flash before my FINGERRRRRSSSS

[@oliverdahlberg838]

Do Pothera - Cumentary Gates

[@erikgamerxwwe7700]

*Dies from laugh*

[@JacobTheCroc]

yeah, you can clearly hear the thunders striking hard as the bass gets crusty.

[@ryanmcmillin5313]

Better than the original

[@GoblinSatyr]

So much pain.

[@Hieraldrich]

I need a gachi RIGHT version of this song right now! Lmao

[@marcelpacholczyk7499]

my favorite Megadeth song

[@kubaflorkiewicz1179]

"Oh please, God, help me"

[@JustAnotherNerdGirl7]

I CAN'T BREATHE NVGHJFZF

[@ianlongshore]

the next time you do this,
make funny subtitles

[@urfavtables]

SHAROOOOON!

[@thexdude]

9,000th view, totally worth it

[@CalebMJSharp]

i love music ytp's but i think it need some subtitles. other then that it was a fun vid.

[@anony-moon]

Anonymoon approves

[@DIPRO850]

Pain

[@kryvyi_juan]

If someone's gonna ask me how I feel I'll just send 'em this

[@squishy2229]

this thing, uploaded by a Zomrade who really went hard on JoJo.
this is peak comedy on all levels.

[@silverrey7379]

A gigachad who's dedicated to shitposting. Maybe he learned about shitposting from the legend of legend of legend

[@jaxinisahori6552]

Ride the *PINUS*

[@dimi9746]

This shit is amazing

[@HIGHOUTPUTDAILY]

Not gonna lie the enter sandman transition was pretty good

[@valentino7353t]

When i've seen the album cover for first time i thought it was a wheelchair

[@redeye4516]

You shouldn't earrape metalheads like that, the hearing damage is bad enough as is.
Anyways 10/10, would listen again if I had eardrums

[@A7X_foREVer115]

4:07 SUS!

[@rhuanv.teodoro384]

Ok where's the full version of that Nothing Else Matters?

[@a_lonely_guitarist3359]

Why tf is the instrumental at 0:32 - 0:38 unironically heavy

[@michaeljacksonf6816]

i want freddie mercury meme with james

[@whosaidthat84]

Who made chair? Don't know but I know who made the Table.

[@joekingsbury9595]

Lmfao ! !

[@speedpetertv]

Metallica after the lobotomy🤣🤣

[@GraveyardStuffer]

oof ouch owie my ears

[@benseawel6900]

metallica x steven hawking go brrrrrrr

[@van_tito_3713]

I need to see this in clone hero now