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  • Jack Reacher - He Called Me a Hooker: Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise) gets a provoking visit from a girl named Sandy (Alexia Fast) and her fight happy friends.
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    FILM DESCRIPTION:
    One morning in an ordinary town, five people are shot dead in a seemingly random attack. All evidence points to a single suspect: an ex-military sniper who is quickly brought into custody. The man's interrogation yields one statement: Get Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise). Reacher, an enigmatic ex-Army investigator, believes the authorities have the right man but agrees to help the sniper's defense attorney (Rosamund Pike). However, the more Reacher delves into the case, the less clear-cut it appears.
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    Cast: Alexia Fast, Tom Cruise
    Director: Christopher McQuarrie
    Screewriter: Christopher McQuarrie
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  • @TADSS123
    @TADSS123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29127

    These are the type of comebacks I have during fake arguments in the shower

    • @PhilosophicalBeast9859
      @PhilosophicalBeast9859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      So truee

    • @MrAndrewFarrow
      @MrAndrewFarrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Is it any different if you have a bath?

    • @TADSS123
      @TADSS123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Andrew Farrow Soooo different. Your mobility is all off.

    • @MrAndrewFarrow
      @MrAndrewFarrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Zack Burton but there’s somewhere to rest your legs....

    • @therealjesus1317
      @therealjesus1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Same. I visualize these types of comebacks in the shower hoping for them to work in real life.

  • @Iwillnotbepushed
    @Iwillnotbepushed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8782

    “ The cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for.”
    Truer words were never spoken.

    • @katrin6388
      @katrin6388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      what does that mean?

    • @thesavantart8480
      @thesavantart8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      @@katrin6388 You don't have to invest in a good woman.

    • @Mr.Eminem
      @Mr.Eminem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      @@katrin6388 it means spending money on women = prostitution

    • @exit1595
      @exit1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@katrin6388 ...I don't know about any of the answers above. I thought he meant catching something.

    • @DIY_Foodie
      @DIY_Foodie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      it means any women you pay for.... who tends to be with u

  • @Z7Sakari
    @Z7Sakari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7967

    I don't like Sandy. She’s coarse and rough and irritating, and she gets everywhere.

    • @tyconislife8387
      @tyconislife8387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Lmao

    • @theninjagator6431
      @theninjagator6431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Anakin?!

    • @Z7Sakari
      @Z7Sakari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @creme good 😂😂😂
      I couldn’t resist 😉

    • @ttammcnulty
      @ttammcnulty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You are on this comment section, but we do not grant you the rank of “franchise relevant”.

    • @haakonfiedler6366
      @haakonfiedler6366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oooooh my gosh XD this is the funniest thing I've seen all day!!

  • @sigmaabhinav
    @sigmaabhinav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    "Hey that's our sister"
    "She a good kisser?"
    😂😂😂

    • @gargrayson51824
      @gargrayson51824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It concerns me that he did not answer the question.
      He could have reacted angrily at how Jack could even suggest something like that. Instead he just stands there looking unsure of how to respond.

    • @williams6334
      @williams6334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He should've said...."What, all of you?".

    • @Caribguy758
      @Caribguy758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@williams6334 that was my reaction when he didnt answer😂

    • @williams6334
      @williams6334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Caribguy758 😂😂

    • @nicholaslinnear1316
      @nicholaslinnear1316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gargrayson51824 The implication of incest was more of an insult rather than an accusation. Some will interpret the guy's silence as admission of guilt, but it's possible that he was caught off-guard and the joke made him slightly weirded out than anything else.
      Buut he did look at the woman's boyfriend to see his reaction, so it's really hard to say.

  • @animesloversunited9069
    @animesloversunited9069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7169

    these dialogues and replies are too sharp 😂😂

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Sharper than a motherfucken razor blade LOL :p

    • @Josh-rd1bn
      @Josh-rd1bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yay i was your 1.1thousandth like!

    • @garbygarb31
      @garbygarb31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      because this was written by a whole team of people.

    • @JamesLee-sw6ss
      @JamesLee-sw6ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@garbygarb31 No, it was written by one dude.... Lee Child...

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris McQuarrie is the screenwriter, he has a great ear for this kind of dialogue and banter - Usual Suspects, Way of the Gun, etc.

  • @danielh3179
    @danielh3179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17773

    "Then I really can't afford you." - There are volumes of social commentary just in that one line.

    • @maclariviere3017
      @maclariviere3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

      He means shes dramatic and will take time off his life.

    • @williammathews6825
      @williammathews6825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +979

      MaKo Rivers. I think he’s just indirectly calling her a gold-digger.

    • @bmbullman
      @bmbullman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +935

      Relationships commonly end in divorce, and women take half. Women stereo-typically like to shop and are expensive.. etc..

    • @ryarbrough1195
      @ryarbrough1195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I'm not sure what he means, because he's just visiting this town, and there shouldn't be any problem to just hit it. Probably he's saying she's high maintenance, because she doesn't have so much money of her own.

    • @ryanisstuckin93
      @ryanisstuckin93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

      Ffs people! Girlfriend's cost money LONG TERM. That's his point. Not a one off payment. Girlfriend cost you thousands, hooker a hundred quid.

  • @johndehaan2764
    @johndehaan2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    This was the most intense series of one liners imaginable. The script is liquid Gold.

    • @GokulOnFire
      @GokulOnFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Verbal* gold

    • @mammontustado9680
      @mammontustado9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Verbal* gold

    • @josephk1342
      @josephk1342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is pure garbage

    • @horsekfobster7823
      @horsekfobster7823 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ I think it’s a good scene but I strongly disagree with, “…most intense series of one liners imaginable. The script is liquid gold.” Must be one of those MGTOW guys

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@horsekfobster7823 What does this rather implausible dialogue have to do with mgotw?

  • @kepcar
    @kepcar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "Oh then I _really_ can't afford you" is the line that gets me every time.

  • @dennisclarke6456
    @dennisclarke6456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8135

    His brain was working too fast for them!! Lol

    • @skully70
      @skully70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      or he has had that exact same conversation a million times every time some hot head wanted to start a fight. lets be honest, most insults in real life are not exactly original and i like to think that is what this movie got right.

    • @sceaserjulius9476
      @sceaserjulius9476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's Jack Teacher yo

    • @Ulowwxrld
      @Ulowwxrld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's when you're relaxed you can actually think.

    • @speakingtruths4215
      @speakingtruths4215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dennis Clarke They were trying to portray them as stupid inbreds literally with the is she a good kisser line.

    • @rogerdavis5142
      @rogerdavis5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha. Yeh, I’d be that cool too if I had a scriptwriter designing my response to every comment and situation!

  • @aravind4391
    @aravind4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6037

    "Hey, that's our sister!"
    "Is she a good kisser?"
    *ALABAMA STONKS*

  • @Shiroyasha2397
    @Shiroyasha2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Oh man I didn't think it was possible to call someone a ho that many times in that many ways in such a short amount of time lmao.

    • @bensisko4651
      @bensisko4651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂😅😅😁👍🏽

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, mostly you just need to not care about the white-knights might do. Then you can do anything

  • @crystalswordsman3406
    @crystalswordsman3406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2722

    "You don't look like a Jimmy."
    "What do I look like?"
    "You look like a Tom."

    • @jimhalpert9803
      @jimhalpert9803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lmao perfect

    • @richardlloyd2589
      @richardlloyd2589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      “A Tom cat”
      “An F14-Tomcat”
      Sorry. Wrong movie.
      I’ll try again.
      “A Rick”
      “A Maverick”
      Nope, sorry, still wrong movie.

    • @GastNdorf
      @GastNdorf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A Tom of carbon and hydrogen

    • @rnkmode1876
      @rnkmode1876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh Don't be so Glib

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardlloyd2589 LOL 🤣👍

  • @johnstjohn1987
    @johnstjohn1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7147

    "I'm old enough to do a lot of things. "
    Me: "Check please. "

    • @freewilldummies1603
      @freewilldummies1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      FBI open up lmao 😂🤣😅

    • @johnstjohn1987
      @johnstjohn1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@freewilldummies1603 lmao I swear I Thought she was over 18 haha

    • @freewilldummies1603
      @freewilldummies1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@johnstjohn1987 Giggles lol 😂 You never know these days lmao. It's better to ask for ID card and ask to see a string of grey hair jk 😅

    • @johnstjohn1987
      @johnstjohn1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@freewilldummies1603 Although no lie I'd go home with her if she asked me to haha

    • @freewilldummies1603
      @freewilldummies1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@johnstjohn1987 Giggles 😂 I tried to save you from having that court trial lmao 😂🤣😅 jk. That's not your typical safe sand pun intended. "Sandy's sand"

  • @mohammedmughal6644
    @mohammedmughal6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5128

    How can you not like Tom Cruise in a movie? His line delivery in this movie was on point. Whether it was meant to be sarcastic or poignant

    • @braeling3677
      @braeling3677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mohammed Mughal his acting is corny

    • @UserX860
      @UserX860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Cruise is a great actor and a nice guy. scientology or not.

    • @braeling3677
      @braeling3677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Peter Hansen he’s a famous actor. Leo, Pitt, Nicholson, Bale guys like that are GREAT actors. Don’t disrespect them like that😂

    • @laurabranigan7761
      @laurabranigan7761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@braeling3677 bale? ha yeah sure... im with you with pitt nicholson and dicaprio.

    • @laurabranigan7761
      @laurabranigan7761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Yankeefan24 yeah tom cruis is a good actor but hollywood needs to be more congruent with their roles...
      collateral for example... Tom did a great job but in my opinion an actor more taller and strong would be more intimidating and it would be more fitting to the role of vincent...
      i think maybe is the Same with Jack Reacher.

  • @JoeBidenSucksBalls2024
    @JoeBidenSucksBalls2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    "l don't mind the sight of blood"
    "well it means you not pregnant anyway"

    • @Oldlard
      @Oldlard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I thought that was the funniest line.

    • @charlieodom9107
      @charlieodom9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reality3455 you can't be serious!

    • @elderliddle2733
      @elderliddle2733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Period jokes.

    • @rath_says1368
      @rath_says1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@elderliddle2733 period joke's .... Haan now I get it

    • @Jermexmachina
      @Jermexmachina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "I don't mind the sight of blood" "-When- it means your not pregnant anyway" As in, she is going to mind the sight of her brother's blood in a moment.

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3754

    “You don’t look like a Scientologist”
    *“What do I look like?”*
    “I don’t know…. But not a Scientologist”

    • @TheDesvendador
      @TheDesvendador 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lmao

    • @johnalbertmariano9093
      @johnalbertmariano9093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A random Matsimus appears!

    • @hookbeak3516
      @hookbeak3516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The 'E' meter says you're lying & that you've been Scientologist for many years, but would rather not discuss it.

    • @senkkella7664
      @senkkella7664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm glad that Tom Cruise is a scientologist.

    • @Dudemieser
      @Dudemieser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

  • @cloud9847
    @cloud9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3206

    If you're ever standing over someone with 3 friends as backup and he looks at you and tells you to pay your check now because you wont be able to in a few minutes...it's time to re-evaluate some life decisions.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Yeah, but those lines are not as meaningful for this movie. Dont get me wrong, Cruise is great in this role. But the original book was written about a dude that is 6 5, and solid muscle. That's why hes called Reacher, so tall he can reach everything.
      Think of the Rock, perhaps.

    • @goranmilic442
      @goranmilic442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      These guys don't look menacing at all. They should have found some other actors for the role of thugs. These one are too nice and sympathic, when he asked is she a good kisser, watch his face, he wasn't mad but sad and confused.

    • @zeroday5441
      @zeroday5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nosuchthing8 there is a book???

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@zeroday5441 there are 25 books in the jack reacher series.

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nosuchthing8 Books are way better for this genre. Examples The Death Merchant, The Destroyer.

  • @videosideasforinpriration
    @videosideasforinpriration 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7983

    Hey that’s our sister
    Is she good kisser😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roguedravidan2746
    @roguedravidan2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    1:43 "You won't be able to"
    Damn, Tom Cruise delivered the hell out of that line. Sure, he is not tall as the Reacher from the book but he definitely projects menace.

  • @DummyYEEEAAHHHHH
    @DummyYEEEAAHHHHH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love the way he says "outside"....like he's thinking " God damnit, I just wanted a quiet evening, now I gotta hurt these 5 young men...like it's a chore 😆😆😆 he may be nuts but idc what anyone says Tom Cruise is a great actor.

    • @thelightside77
      @thelightside77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a focused committed actor.

    • @BuddhaDog93
      @BuddhaDog93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Then they died of shame... because I was being Gentle."
      One of the greatest Films ever made, and Criminally Underrated.

    • @seanwilliams480
      @seanwilliams480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is a great actor. The Reacher character was written as basically the same size and build as The Rock. And Tom pulled it off. Can you imaging a movie about The Rock, starring Tom Cruise as The Rock and it being believable? It wouldn't be, but we would all enjoy it just the same...

    • @thelightside77
      @thelightside77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanwilliams480 So not only he took over the IP/original script but he actually made it interesting. Bulging muscle characters are as interesting in novels as in real life. The loner/outcast/ex-military vibe is much more interesting.

    • @davidfoster5787
      @davidfoster5787 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excellent actor, but he really didn't have Reacher ' s look. I have read too many in the series.

  • @THEREALREDBARON1
    @THEREALREDBARON1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    "Then I really can't afford you." -Zero comeback from that. 😉

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      (the sound of ovaries baking in a pan)
      😎😎😎
      😃😂

  • @Zimba9810
    @Zimba9810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6374

    "you think?"
    "all the time. you should try it some times "
    lol i finally get it after 2 days

    • @jerrymwamburi294
      @jerrymwamburi294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂😂Me too.

    • @omkarsalunke2534
      @omkarsalunke2534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I also didn’t get it at first, then after your comment I gave it a thought and bam!

    • @dBolotok
      @dBolotok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Even the thug got it. tsk tsk tsk :P

    • @rohita7098
      @rohita7098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can u explain??

    • @rohita7098
      @rohita7098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nevermind got it 😂

  • @kazijavedanwar7891
    @kazijavedanwar7891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "The cheapest women tends to be the one you pay for"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dialogue of the century 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Jahsurfer
    @Jahsurfer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    So many great lines in a short period of time, the writers never get enough credit.

    • @GeckoForReal
      @GeckoForReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean the author of the book?

    • @Emophiliac2
      @Emophiliac2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GeckoForReal I just took a quick look at the scene in the book, 'One Shot'. Most of the lines didn't come from the book. So, yeah, writers is probably correct.

  • @michaelmccauley648
    @michaelmccauley648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    “That’s our sister.” “She a good kisser?” Just savage.

    • @laurabranigan7761
      @laurabranigan7761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what it means?

    • @kumar1400
      @kumar1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@laurabranigan7761 great west state of Alabama. Not American but internet had teach me a lot.

    • @nbofddsrtre6216
      @nbofddsrtre6216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kumar1400 same here, sweet home Alabama

    • @docmmee9435
      @docmmee9435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@laurabranigan7761 it means the one thing Alabama has in common with Japan, incest

    • @joetroutt7425
      @joetroutt7425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@laurabranigan7761 it actually means that that girl has probably been pounded by all those guys and they are pretending to be her brothers? Yeah right.

  • @mrgone658
    @mrgone658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    "Ya think?"
    "All the time - you should try it."

  • @jacktaylor9290
    @jacktaylor9290 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude opened with a corny dad joke before spitting some straight up savagery.

  • @realQuestion
    @realQuestion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    fun fact, the part where Tom Cruise looked like he was seated in the booth and the others standing outside it-movie magic. Tom was actually standing to his full height, and this scene shows their actual relative heights.

  • @Quintessential.96
    @Quintessential.96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11762

    The cheapest woman tends to be the one u pay for..👏🔥😂 Man I am fainting...

    • @omarsharif927
      @omarsharif927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      That is so true lol

    • @nishantsharma7436
      @nishantsharma7436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Sorry what was the joke? Can somebody explain

    • @Quintessential.96
      @Quintessential.96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@nishantsharma7436 0:16 check again u will understand better bye...

    • @Mauricio-oo3dk
      @Mauricio-oo3dk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      @@nishantsharma7436 once you get a girlfriend you will understand

    • @Volkaer
      @Volkaer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

      It's cheaper to go out to a brothel every night and pay for a woman, than to get get into a relationship and get married etc. is what he's implying :P

  • @unzmpiti8147
    @unzmpiti8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Dude should’ve walked away after “You won’t be able to.”😂

    • @stevekillgore9272
      @stevekillgore9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's been hired for the job, and the Zeck isn't somebody you disappoint

    • @stevekaczynski3793
      @stevekaczynski3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevekillgore9272 Also any street cred he had would vanish instantly.

  • @jason.h.zager88
    @jason.h.zager88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "You don't look like a Jimmy."
    "What do I look like?"
    "You look like The last samurai."

  • @gdeangelkick
    @gdeangelkick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Tom Cruise's best roll. Anyone who doesn't appreciate how he nailed the mix of jaded indifference, whit, concern and confidence has no understanding how this is the evolution of the man-with-no-name, or more accurately the perennial drifter who cleans up where he goes.

    • @AlaiMacErc
      @AlaiMacErc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wit? Whit's something else entirely, and makes no contextual sense here.
      Bit of a tell as regards the amount of 'understanding' being offered up here.

    • @ufsteropolstero6014
      @ufsteropolstero6014 ปีที่แล้ว

      it sounds like you want to replace Sandy.

  • @thomasfleig1184
    @thomasfleig1184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Best scene in the movie, including the fight outside. "Remember... you wanted this"

  • @tytoalbasoren9457
    @tytoalbasoren9457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3145

    2:05
    "I don't mind the sight of blood."
    "When it means you're not pregnant anyway."
    Destruction *100*

    • @lunalima7864
      @lunalima7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Explain

    • @DropkickNation
      @DropkickNation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@lunalima7864 Period?

    • @kumar1400
      @kumar1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DropkickNation yup.

    • @vincentscott336
      @vincentscott336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So do pregnant women mind the sight of blood?

    • @davywavy6457
      @davywavy6457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't get it!

  • @mynona2491
    @mynona2491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Never trust a beautiful woman especially when she's interested in YOU - Magneto

  • @joeyfigueroa4748
    @joeyfigueroa4748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’ve seen this movie a bunch, this scene never gets old. It makes me laugh just as hard as the first time.

  • @wyattthacker3679
    @wyattthacker3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    What's funny is that while she was setting him up, she also was dumb enough to tell him where she worked

    • @camaroblackmatte
      @camaroblackmatte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      plant one truth and 99 lies :))) suckers decoy !

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That's the point, they weren't professional criminals, someone just hired a bunch of local thugs to rough the guy up, one of them used his girlfriend to try and lure the guy outside.

    • @wyattthacker3679
      @wyattthacker3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tinamoul yeah but it has some weight because a lot of us are used to seeing just that: "professional" criminals

    • @TheBmills415
      @TheBmills415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@camaroblackmatte
      Spit that game brother!!!!!!! LMFAO

    • @MC-yq6us
      @MC-yq6us 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s called bad writing

  • @chriswyatt9869
    @chriswyatt9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6965

    Too many great lines in such little time. Too bad the sequel was trash

    • @rado3880
      @rado3880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Agree. The sequel was definitely inferior.

    • @AcmePotatoPackingPocatello
      @AcmePotatoPackingPocatello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Read the books....or what, you can't read?

    • @DavidMyrmidon
      @DavidMyrmidon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@AcmePotatoPackingPocatello The Book Version of "The Sequel" WAS waaay Better than it's Movie Counterpart. Weell.. maybe not The James Bond thing. Kinda Stopped Reading The Series because of That.
      Was Really looking forward to The Serbian too.. real shame.

    • @AcmePotatoPackingPocatello
      @AcmePotatoPackingPocatello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TV series LONGMIRE is vastly surpassed by the book series.

    • @Justharry19
      @Justharry19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree. I liked this one more then I did the second one

  • @stevefisher8323
    @stevefisher8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'll pay later - you won't be able to" love that line!

  • @111SweetP
    @111SweetP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Guys, read the books. Reacher is just like this in the books. His tongue is SHARP

    • @darkghoul4049
      @darkghoul4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yes. The only problem these guys have is the height.....

    • @111SweetP
      @111SweetP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Anthony Abbett he did a great job with the character, though. He nailed the mannerisms and everything. Plus lee child, the author, was fine with casting Tom cruise and even had a cameo in the movie.

    • @Luke_existent
      @Luke_existent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a BOOK about Reacher?

    • @filipcapek
      @filipcapek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@111SweetP the books are all amazing. Nothing against the movie but the books are way better

    • @sunnygogna5097
      @sunnygogna5097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’d say Tom Cruise really did justice to the character.

  • @deathislife3545
    @deathislife3545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    If she approaches you like that, always question her motives, and always remember, it is that easy for her to get other men to rush in white knight captain saveahoe, so it's never really worth it.

    • @thegreatest1176
      @thegreatest1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hahahaha true that

    • @brandondoe4673
      @brandondoe4673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao 😂

    • @SuperThalberg
      @SuperThalberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's like Magneto says in X2: "Never trust a beautiful woman Mr. Laurio, especially one who's interested in you."

    • @aizuaizu5073
      @aizuaizu5073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it...

    • @chiefbeef3587
      @chiefbeef3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@aizuaizu5073 It means that women never do anything if it doesn't benefit them in one way or another. If a cute girl is overly friendly and nice to you for no reason, you need to be careful bro.
      Ask questions, tell her no to see her reaction etc.

  • @justchilling177
    @justchilling177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Reacher just Came up with 11 iconic lines in less then 3 minutes.

  • @MatthewCleere
    @MatthewCleere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    After watching Alan Ritchson play Jack Reacher, Tom Cruise will always look like a short guy reading a giant man's lines.

    • @katxl7
      @katxl7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The show is good but I still like Tom’s Reacher - he fits the big screen despite his height.

  • @frankeinstein1
    @frankeinstein1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    “I’m Sandy....” “So was was I...” “on a Beach last week in Florida...” “Tom’s delivery of sarcasm and sharp wit in this scene was priceless and hilarious...”

    • @PlexusTen
      @PlexusTen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      pretty bad couple of lines tbh

    • @dongilleo9743
      @dongilleo9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It is part of the character of Reacher, that he is very skilled at reading other people and figuring them out, most likely as part of his military policeman training and experience. At the same time he is very reserved about himself, almost always deflecting personal questions about himself, making it difficult for others to read him.

    • @Adrenalean767
      @Adrenalean767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@PlexusTen you're the only one in the comments section who thinks so

    • @hpdpco6634
      @hpdpco6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "So was i"... i dont get his sarcastic reply. Why did he say "so was i"? Was it because it's sandy on the beach?

    • @mrwerewolfvampire
      @mrwerewolfvampire 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Troll hard lol

  • @dwc05085
    @dwc05085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    “you don’t look like a jimmy”
    “then what do I look like”
    “Tom?”

  • @yash1152
    @yash1152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:08 I am sandie
    So was i (sandy) --- oh my my lol

  • @reigndrops4090
    @reigndrops4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You think?
    “All the time you should try it”
    I love that line

  • @MoochoSawesomeo
    @MoochoSawesomeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Hahahaha, he was chirping that girl left and right

    • @sterloseven1626
      @sterloseven1626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Joel Smith chirping? Friendly canadian found

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sterloseven1626 We aren't all friendly trust me.

    • @thegodfather782
      @thegodfather782 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sterloseven1626 whats the difference?

    • @Delosian
      @Delosian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought 'chirping' was a South African word?

  • @TheJasonCombee76
    @TheJasonCombee76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "Then I really can't afford you"🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @AtomicExtremophile
    @AtomicExtremophile ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I don't mind the sight of blood"
    "It means you're not pregnant, anyway"
    LOL

  • @petercoderch589
    @petercoderch589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "The cheapest woman is the one you pay for." No truer words have ever been spoken.

  • @NK-uu2vt
    @NK-uu2vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Tom cruise is one of the greatest Hollywood superstars of all time

  • @riner9
    @riner9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    "When it means you're not pregnant every week"
    Damn.

    • @pauldunneska
      @pauldunneska 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      Well it means you're not pregnant anyway, is what he said to be precise.

    • @riner9
      @riner9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@pauldunneska yeah the last bit was tough to make out

    • @thaik56
      @thaik56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pauldunneska I don't get it with "anyway"

    • @ratchet319
      @ratchet319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      She doesn't mind the sight of blood, only because that means she's on her period and is not pregnant. For a dude, seeing blood usually means injury/something bad. So he does mind the sight of blood.

    • @riner9
      @riner9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ratchet319 That's....no.

  • @misterschubert3242
    @misterschubert3242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I remember seeing this in the theater and thinking this scene alone was worth the retail price of a brand new blu-ray, like, at the time, at Borders...

  • @tinman3747
    @tinman3747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man, this dialogue reads like somebody's "standing up to my bullies" fantasy. It's like Barclay's holodeck program from TNG when he beats up riker

  • @mkowboy13
    @mkowboy13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The way he’s so confident & in the fight scene is so good!! Just tells the guy .. your ok lol 😂

  • @juanjoalbertez103
    @juanjoalbertez103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    "You're new. I'll give you a discount."
    "No offense, darling. But I'd rather earn a woman's affection than pay for it."
    "You're always paying for it, darling. The difference is our costs are fixed and posted right there on the door."

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is this from a movie or show?

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      PrintScreened ! 😘😎🖒
      Man I love these wisdoms I find on YT.

    • @kalmanbekesi5980
      @kalmanbekesi5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@brendanforester4601 westworld

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kalmanbekesi5980 Oh.
      Thanks for clearing that up.

    • @kalmanbekesi5980
      @kalmanbekesi5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brendanforester4601 awesome show

  • @charles1203
    @charles1203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I don’t mind the sight of blood.”
    “Then that means you’re not pregnant.”
    Hahaha

  • @christopherharlan8039
    @christopherharlan8039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Tom Cruise is a legend in this movie

    • @Wh0isTh3D0ct0r
      @Wh0isTh3D0ct0r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see what you did there. :-)

  • @GmoneyMozart
    @GmoneyMozart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Then I really can't afford you might be the greatest line in cinema history.

  • @rickp.2424
    @rickp.2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    This scene redpilled some people

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      How exactly?

    • @rajyavardhansingh4491
      @rajyavardhansingh4491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      What is redpill? Watched Matrix long time ago.

    • @gracefool
      @gracefool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@rajyavardhansingh4491 wow you have some learning to do... Try Alexander Grace here on TH-cam, he's reasonably balanced.

    • @MCJimboy10
      @MCJimboy10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@rajyavardhansingh4491 based and redpilled

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol no

  • @nepsu4775
    @nepsu4775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that "you think?", "all the time, you should try it" is golden

  • @triangleman5893
    @triangleman5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These comebacks were so fast I couldn’t process them in time before the next one 😭😭

  • @craigbracero4412
    @craigbracero4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    this movie is lowkey very good..dialogue sometimes goes over your head..makes it rewatchable

  • @kavallerie1436
    @kavallerie1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I'm Sandy"
    "So as i"
    - This should be a man's maximum attempt at humor.

    • @sinansayn6457
      @sinansayn6457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not only for humanity but for the whole universe

  • @iainforrester2071
    @iainforrester2071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This man has the comebacks of the century

  • @aaronwest1055
    @aaronwest1055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Old enough for a lot of things, not old enough to take responsibility...

  • @balalaika1233
    @balalaika1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "The problem with being faster than light is the fact that you live in eternal darkness."
    Guy's just too sharp for these kids to understand xD

  • @Cubsfan122112
    @Cubsfan122112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    for a drifter, his hair is pretty good.

    • @jd3455
      @jd3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Don Juan it's Tom cruise what did ya expect?

    • @80s_Boombox_Collector
      @80s_Boombox_Collector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Assuming all of it is his

    • @111SweetP
      @111SweetP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a drifter but not a bum. He takes care of himself, practices good hygiene, and eats well in the books which is why he looks so good.

    • @moolardpexcellent5253
      @moolardpexcellent5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you

  • @hrishikeshdutta9959
    @hrishikeshdutta9959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The comebacks by Reacher is just epic.

  • @kavodsblindtruth5696
    @kavodsblindtruth5696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way he said outside like he really was going to get beat up by those dudes is hilarious 😂😆😂😆

  • @Quincy82AAC
    @Quincy82AAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Tom Cruise is well too sharp for those people. 😂😂😂😂

    • @AlaiMacErc
      @AlaiMacErc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or more precisely, Lee Child's _espirit d'escalier_ is too sharp for those... other characters Lee Child made up.

  • @manweller1
    @manweller1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “I’m on a tight budget I can’t afford you” classic line

    • @zackq8865
      @zackq8865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that what he said? I thought he was asking her "how about a budget sandy"

  • @Xervello
    @Xervello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If a high school jock wrote a movie scene, this would be it. The wit, subtlety and cleverness would make Shakespeare proud.

  • @koookeee
    @koookeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You think?"
    "All the time. You should try it."

  • @onkelwonkel229
    @onkelwonkel229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Everybody gangsta, until Jack Reacher says: you have two options

  • @arrowshot3000
    @arrowshot3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I don't mind the sight of blood"
    "When it means you're not pregnant"
    I am dying lmaoooo

  • @karlopasway5929
    @karlopasway5929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great Video! Love it!

  • @ktcarl
    @ktcarl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Noticed the song in the club changed to 'Young American' when she sat down with Reacher.

  • @tatleman5314
    @tatleman5314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Never seen someone being that savage in that short amount of time

  • @ummmperfect2060
    @ummmperfect2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Stryker when he was younger, thought jack was a mutant. lmao

    • @amandabolden3172
      @amandabolden3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you!!! I kept trying to remember who he was.

  • @davidfernandez8515
    @davidfernandez8515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every bit of the dialogue is pure golden😂

  • @johnc6539
    @johnc6539 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Underrated doesn't begin to describe this movie.

  • @teddy_bearc_bolten3885
    @teddy_bearc_bolten3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Even if you weren’t him, can you imagine how awkward that whole scenario would be...the shear confusion of how quickly that would escalate would be overwhelming.

  • @soaringraven1199
    @soaringraven1199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:58 "outside " his disappointed face is like.. Why is everyone so eager to die.. Like boy think again either you can live a long long life or you can come "outside" with me. 👌 👋

  • @sancheezzzy2712
    @sancheezzzy2712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "is she a good kisser?" these lines are top tier lmaoo

    • @1983Dave1983
      @1983Dave1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What makes it funnier is the guy doesn't reply, like he kisses her the way he shouldn't 🤣

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know, I do like those two Jack Reacher films. Can't believe this is nearly 10 years.

  • @eksiarvamus
    @eksiarvamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The actor playing Sandy made a great role - a truly simple-minded young woman.

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That got her SMV destroyed instantly. 😃😎

    • @marjanp
      @marjanp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe she's not acting.

    • @kurtfrancis4621
      @kurtfrancis4621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's an actress, not an actor. Feminine.

    • @MauriceWLee
      @MauriceWLee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kurtfrancis4621 The word actor refers to a person who acts regardless of gender while actress refers specifically to a female. The Dictionary states that originally the term Actor was used for both sexes

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MauriceWLee Let me guess, you object to the term "waitress" too?

  • @toben42
    @toben42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those writers were gold.

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RedPilled for sure. 😌🤔

  • @rohansapkal2189
    @rohansapkal2189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Greatest back n forth dialogues I hv seen in the entire film history

  • @andorwid1880
    @andorwid1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This short sequence is so near the books. It's amazing (as are the books)

  • @drnapalm7605
    @drnapalm7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE”

    • @exit1595
      @exit1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make believe?

  • @yesname4889
    @yesname4889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    I dont mind seeing blood... what it means you not pregnant 😂😂😂😂

  • @danstrayer111
    @danstrayer111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These are like Arnie Schwarzenegger one-liners.

  • @raymondbd21
    @raymondbd21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Rule 1: Be on your feet and ready.
    Rule 2: Show them what they're messing with.
    Rule 3: Identify the ringleader.
    Rule 4: The ringleader is the one who moves first.
    Rule 5: Never back off.
    Rule 6: Don't break the furniture.
    Rule 7: Act don't react.
    Rule 8: Assess and evaluate
    Rule 9: Don't run head-on into Jack Reacher.

    • @seanwilliams480
      @seanwilliams480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rule 10: In the movies always fights a whole group of tough guys who only fight you one at a time.

    • @AlaiMacErc
      @AlaiMacErc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or here, Rule 1, be seated and surrounded while cranking out idiotic insults studying to be one-liners.

  • @devilsshadow5045
    @devilsshadow5045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "i am sandy
    so as i last week "😂😂😂 had me dying

    • @Nicolaiden
      @Nicolaiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't quite catch the point. Was it a slang?
      I am Sandy
      So as I
      Still I don't get it.

    • @peterhoovestol7194
      @peterhoovestol7194 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Next line, "I was at a beach."

  • @JezPeRR
    @JezPeRR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    U think! - All the time, you should try it 😂😂😂

  • @Emma_madison
    @Emma_madison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His lines are pure Gold damn😄

  • @hasankiyani7507
    @hasankiyani7507 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best i have seen so far

  • @blackheartsmarine0351
    @blackheartsmarine0351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That’s our sister.....she a good kisser.....hahahahahahahahaha best part