Jack Reacher (2012) - He Called Me a Hooker Scene (2/10) | Movieclips
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- Jack Reacher - He Called Me a Hooker: Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise) gets a provoking visit from a girl named Sandy (Alexia Fast) and her fight happy friends.
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FILM DESCRIPTION:
One morning in an ordinary town, five people are shot dead in a seemingly random attack. All evidence points to a single suspect: an ex-military sniper who is quickly brought into custody. The man's interrogation yields one statement: Get Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise). Reacher, an enigmatic ex-Army investigator, believes the authorities have the right man but agrees to help the sniper's defense attorney (Rosamund Pike). However, the more Reacher delves into the case, the less clear-cut it appears.
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Cast: Alexia Fast, Tom Cruise
Director: Christopher McQuarrie
Screewriter: Christopher McQuarrie
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These are the type of comebacks I have during fake arguments in the shower
So truee
Is it any different if you have a bath?
Andrew Farrow Soooo different. Your mobility is all off.
Zack Burton but there’s somewhere to rest your legs....
Same. I visualize these types of comebacks in the shower hoping for them to work in real life.
“ The cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for.”
Truer words were never spoken.
what does that mean?
@@katrin6388 You don't have to invest in a good woman.
@@katrin6388 it means spending money on women = prostitution
@@katrin6388 ...I don't know about any of the answers above. I thought he meant catching something.
it means any women you pay for.... who tends to be with u
I don't like Sandy. She’s coarse and rough and irritating, and she gets everywhere.
Lmao
Anakin?!
@creme good 😂😂😂
I couldn’t resist 😉
You are on this comment section, but we do not grant you the rank of “franchise relevant”.
oooooh my gosh XD this is the funniest thing I've seen all day!!
"Hey that's our sister"
"She a good kisser?"
😂😂😂
It concerns me that he did not answer the question.
He could have reacted angrily at how Jack could even suggest something like that. Instead he just stands there looking unsure of how to respond.
He should've said...."What, all of you?".
@@williams6334 that was my reaction when he didnt answer😂
@@Caribguy758 😂😂
@@gargrayson51824 The implication of incest was more of an insult rather than an accusation. Some will interpret the guy's silence as admission of guilt, but it's possible that he was caught off-guard and the joke made him slightly weirded out than anything else.
Buut he did look at the woman's boyfriend to see his reaction, so it's really hard to say.
"Hey, that's our sister!"
"Is she a good kisser?"
*ALABAMA STONKS*
More like Karnataka story
Sweet home alabama intensifies XD
Poo
😂
@@lol8q you mean Karnataka is Alabama of India 🤔
these dialogues and replies are too sharp 😂😂
Sharper than a motherfucken razor blade LOL :p
Yay i was your 1.1thousandth like!
because this was written by a whole team of people.
@@garbygarb31 No, it was written by one dude.... Lee Child...
Chris McQuarrie is the screenwriter, he has a great ear for this kind of dialogue and banter - Usual Suspects, Way of the Gun, etc.
"You don't look like a Jimmy."
"What do I look like?"
"You look like a Tom."
Lmao perfect
“A Tom cat”
“An F14-Tomcat”
Sorry. Wrong movie.
I’ll try again.
“A Rick”
“A Maverick”
Nope, sorry, still wrong movie.
A Tom of carbon and hydrogen
Oh Don't be so Glib
@@richardlloyd2589 LOL 🤣👍
This was the most intense series of one liners imaginable. The script is liquid Gold.
Verbal* gold
Verbal* gold
This is pure garbage
@ I think it’s a good scene but I strongly disagree with, “…most intense series of one liners imaginable. The script is liquid gold.” Must be one of those MGTOW guys
@@horsekfobster7823 What does this rather implausible dialogue have to do with mgotw?
"Then I really can't afford you." - There are volumes of social commentary just in that one line.
He means shes dramatic and will take time off his life.
MaKo Rivers. I think he’s just indirectly calling her a gold-digger.
Relationships commonly end in divorce, and women take half. Women stereo-typically like to shop and are expensive.. etc..
I'm not sure what he means, because he's just visiting this town, and there shouldn't be any problem to just hit it. Probably he's saying she's high maintenance, because she doesn't have so much money of her own.
Ffs people! Girlfriend's cost money LONG TERM. That's his point. Not a one off payment. Girlfriend cost you thousands, hooker a hundred quid.
His brain was working too fast for them!! Lol
or he has had that exact same conversation a million times every time some hot head wanted to start a fight. lets be honest, most insults in real life are not exactly original and i like to think that is what this movie got right.
It's Jack Teacher yo
It's when you're relaxed you can actually think.
Dennis Clarke They were trying to portray them as stupid inbreds literally with the is she a good kisser line.
Haha. Yeh, I’d be that cool too if I had a scriptwriter designing my response to every comment and situation!
"Oh then I _really_ can't afford you" is the line that gets me every time.
“You don’t look like a Scientologist”
*“What do I look like?”*
“I don’t know…. But not a Scientologist”
Lmao
A random Matsimus appears!
The 'E' meter says you're lying & that you've been Scientologist for many years, but would rather not discuss it.
I'm glad that Tom Cruise is a scientologist.
lmao
"I'm old enough to do a lot of things. "
Me: "Check please. "
FBI open up lmao 😂🤣😅
@@freewilldummies1603 lmao I swear I Thought she was over 18 haha
@@johnstjohn1987 Giggles lol 😂 You never know these days lmao. It's better to ask for ID card and ask to see a string of grey hair jk 😅
@@freewilldummies1603 Although no lie I'd go home with her if she asked me to haha
@@johnstjohn1987 Giggles 😂 I tried to save you from having that court trial lmao 😂🤣😅 jk. That's not your typical safe sand pun intended. "Sandy's sand"
How can you not like Tom Cruise in a movie? His line delivery in this movie was on point. Whether it was meant to be sarcastic or poignant
Mohammed Mughal his acting is corny
Cruise is a great actor and a nice guy. scientology or not.
Peter Hansen he’s a famous actor. Leo, Pitt, Nicholson, Bale guys like that are GREAT actors. Don’t disrespect them like that😂
@@braeling3677 bale? ha yeah sure... im with you with pitt nicholson and dicaprio.
@Yankeefan24 yeah tom cruis is a good actor but hollywood needs to be more congruent with their roles...
collateral for example... Tom did a great job but in my opinion an actor more taller and strong would be more intimidating and it would be more fitting to the role of vincent...
i think maybe is the Same with Jack Reacher.
Oh man I didn't think it was possible to call someone a ho that many times in that many ways in such a short amount of time lmao.
🤣😂😅😅😁👍🏽
Well, mostly you just need to not care about the white-knights might do. Then you can do anything
"l don't mind the sight of blood"
"well it means you not pregnant anyway"
I thought that was the funniest line.
@@reality3455 you can't be serious!
Period jokes.
@@elderliddle2733 period joke's .... Haan now I get it
"I don't mind the sight of blood" "-When- it means your not pregnant anyway" As in, she is going to mind the sight of her brother's blood in a moment.
Hey that’s our sister
Is she good kisser😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
Because her brother would know. Lol!
good old alabama
Why is drinking low alcohol beer like going down on you sister?
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Because even though you know it’s wrong.....
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It still tastes just the same.
I just got that joke
If you're ever standing over someone with 3 friends as backup and he looks at you and tells you to pay your check now because you wont be able to in a few minutes...it's time to re-evaluate some life decisions.
Yeah, but those lines are not as meaningful for this movie. Dont get me wrong, Cruise is great in this role. But the original book was written about a dude that is 6 5, and solid muscle. That's why hes called Reacher, so tall he can reach everything.
Think of the Rock, perhaps.
These guys don't look menacing at all. They should have found some other actors for the role of thugs. These one are too nice and sympathic, when he asked is she a good kisser, watch his face, he wasn't mad but sad and confused.
@@nosuchthing8 there is a book???
@@zeroday5441 there are 25 books in the jack reacher series.
@@nosuchthing8 Books are way better for this genre. Examples The Death Merchant, The Destroyer.
1:43 "You won't be able to"
Damn, Tom Cruise delivered the hell out of that line. Sure, he is not tall as the Reacher from the book but he definitely projects menace.
I love the way he says "outside"....like he's thinking " God damnit, I just wanted a quiet evening, now I gotta hurt these 5 young men...like it's a chore 😆😆😆 he may be nuts but idc what anyone says Tom Cruise is a great actor.
He's a focused committed actor.
"Then they died of shame... because I was being Gentle."
One of the greatest Films ever made, and Criminally Underrated.
He is a great actor. The Reacher character was written as basically the same size and build as The Rock. And Tom pulled it off. Can you imaging a movie about The Rock, starring Tom Cruise as The Rock and it being believable? It wouldn't be, but we would all enjoy it just the same...
@@seanwilliams480 So not only he took over the IP/original script but he actually made it interesting. Bulging muscle characters are as interesting in novels as in real life. The loner/outcast/ex-military vibe is much more interesting.
Excellent actor, but he really didn't have Reacher ' s look. I have read too many in the series.
“That’s our sister.” “She a good kisser?” Just savage.
what it means?
@@laurabranigan7761 great west state of Alabama. Not American but internet had teach me a lot.
@@kumar1400 same here, sweet home Alabama
@@laurabranigan7761 it means the one thing Alabama has in common with Japan, incest
@@laurabranigan7761 it actually means that that girl has probably been pounded by all those guys and they are pretending to be her brothers? Yeah right.
"you think?"
"all the time. you should try it some times "
lol i finally get it after 2 days
😂😂Me too.
I also didn’t get it at first, then after your comment I gave it a thought and bam!
Even the thug got it. tsk tsk tsk :P
Can u explain??
Nevermind got it 😂
Dude opened with a corny dad joke before spitting some straight up savagery.
"The cheapest women tends to be the one you pay for"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dialogue of the century 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏👏👏👏👏👏👏
"Then I really can't afford you." -Zero comeback from that. 😉
(the sound of ovaries baking in a pan)
😎😎😎
😃😂
The cheapest woman tends to be the one u pay for..👏🔥😂 Man I am fainting...
That is so true lol
Sorry what was the joke? Can somebody explain
@@nishantsharma7436 0:16 check again u will understand better bye...
@@nishantsharma7436 once you get a girlfriend you will understand
It's cheaper to go out to a brothel every night and pay for a woman, than to get get into a relationship and get married etc. is what he's implying :P
So many great lines in a short period of time, the writers never get enough credit.
You mean the author of the book?
@@GeckoForReal I just took a quick look at the scene in the book, 'One Shot'. Most of the lines didn't come from the book. So, yeah, writers is probably correct.
fun fact, the part where Tom Cruise looked like he was seated in the booth and the others standing outside it-movie magic. Tom was actually standing to his full height, and this scene shows their actual relative heights.
Underrated comment. :D
LMAO
😂😂😂
Oh yeah, then what happened on the road?
"Ya think?"
"All the time - you should try it."
Dude should’ve walked away after “You won’t be able to.”😂
He's been hired for the job, and the Zeck isn't somebody you disappoint
@@stevekillgore9272 Also any street cred he had would vanish instantly.
"You don't look like a Jimmy."
"What do I look like?"
"You look like The last samurai."
Never trust a beautiful woman especially when she's interested in YOU - Magneto
2:05
"I don't mind the sight of blood."
"When it means you're not pregnant anyway."
Destruction *100*
Explain
@@lunalima7864 Period?
@@DropkickNation yup.
So do pregnant women mind the sight of blood?
Don't get it!
“I’m Sandy....” “So was was I...” “on a Beach last week in Florida...” “Tom’s delivery of sarcasm and sharp wit in this scene was priceless and hilarious...”
pretty bad couple of lines tbh
It is part of the character of Reacher, that he is very skilled at reading other people and figuring them out, most likely as part of his military policeman training and experience. At the same time he is very reserved about himself, almost always deflecting personal questions about himself, making it difficult for others to read him.
@@PlexusTen you're the only one in the comments section who thinks so
"So was i"... i dont get his sarcastic reply. Why did he say "so was i"? Was it because it's sandy on the beach?
Troll hard lol
Reacher just Came up with 11 iconic lines in less then 3 minutes.
Too many great lines in such little time. Too bad the sequel was trash
Agree. The sequel was definitely inferior.
Read the books....or what, you can't read?
@@AcmePotatoPackingPocatello The Book Version of "The Sequel" WAS waaay Better than it's Movie Counterpart. Weell.. maybe not The James Bond thing. Kinda Stopped Reading The Series because of That.
Was Really looking forward to The Serbian too.. real shame.
TV series LONGMIRE is vastly surpassed by the book series.
I agree. I liked this one more then I did the second one
Guys, read the books. Reacher is just like this in the books. His tongue is SHARP
Yes. The only problem these guys have is the height.....
@Anthony Abbett he did a great job with the character, though. He nailed the mannerisms and everything. Plus lee child, the author, was fine with casting Tom cruise and even had a cameo in the movie.
There's a BOOK about Reacher?
@@111SweetP the books are all amazing. Nothing against the movie but the books are way better
I’d say Tom Cruise really did justice to the character.
"I'll pay later - you won't be able to" love that line!
I’ve seen this movie a bunch, this scene never gets old. It makes me laugh just as hard as the first time.
What's funny is that while she was setting him up, she also was dumb enough to tell him where she worked
plant one truth and 99 lies :))) suckers decoy !
That's the point, they weren't professional criminals, someone just hired a bunch of local thugs to rough the guy up, one of them used his girlfriend to try and lure the guy outside.
@@tinamoul yeah but it has some weight because a lot of us are used to seeing just that: "professional" criminals
@@camaroblackmatte
Spit that game brother!!!!!!! LMFAO
It’s called bad writing
“you don’t look like a jimmy”
“then what do I look like”
“Tom?”
Tommy
I'm getting Ethan vibes from him
Jack?
0:08 I am sandie
So was i (sandy) --- oh my my lol
Tom Cruise's best roll. Anyone who doesn't appreciate how he nailed the mix of jaded indifference, whit, concern and confidence has no understanding how this is the evolution of the man-with-no-name, or more accurately the perennial drifter who cleans up where he goes.
Wit? Whit's something else entirely, and makes no contextual sense here.
Bit of a tell as regards the amount of 'understanding' being offered up here.
it sounds like you want to replace Sandy.
Best scene in the movie, including the fight outside. "Remember... you wanted this"
If she approaches you like that, always question her motives, and always remember, it is that easy for her to get other men to rush in white knight captain saveahoe, so it's never really worth it.
Hahahaha true that
Lmao 😂
It's like Magneto says in X2: "Never trust a beautiful woman Mr. Laurio, especially one who's interested in you."
I don't get it...
@@aizuaizu5073 It means that women never do anything if it doesn't benefit them in one way or another. If a cute girl is overly friendly and nice to you for no reason, you need to be careful bro.
Ask questions, tell her no to see her reaction etc.
After watching Alan Ritchson play Jack Reacher, Tom Cruise will always look like a short guy reading a giant man's lines.
The show is good but I still like Tom’s Reacher - he fits the big screen despite his height.
Tom Cruise is a legend in this movie
I see what you did there. :-)
"You're new. I'll give you a discount."
"No offense, darling. But I'd rather earn a woman's affection than pay for it."
"You're always paying for it, darling. The difference is our costs are fixed and posted right there on the door."
Is this from a movie or show?
PrintScreened ! 😘😎🖒
Man I love these wisdoms I find on YT.
@@brendanforester4601 westworld
@@kalmanbekesi5980 Oh.
Thanks for clearing that up.
@@brendanforester4601 awesome show
Hahahaha, he was chirping that girl left and right
Joel Smith chirping? Friendly canadian found
@@sterloseven1626 We aren't all friendly trust me.
@@sterloseven1626 whats the difference?
I thought 'chirping' was a South African word?
that "you think?", "all the time, you should try it" is golden
You think?
“All the time you should try it”
I love that line
"When it means you're not pregnant every week"
Damn.
Well it means you're not pregnant anyway, is what he said to be precise.
@@pauldunneska yeah the last bit was tough to make out
@@pauldunneska I don't get it with "anyway"
She doesn't mind the sight of blood, only because that means she's on her period and is not pregnant. For a dude, seeing blood usually means injury/something bad. So he does mind the sight of blood.
@@ratchet319 That's....no.
Tom cruise is one of the greatest Hollywood superstars of all time
"I don't mind the sight of blood"
"It means you're not pregnant, anyway"
LOL
Old enough for a lot of things, not old enough to take responsibility...
"Then I really can't afford you"🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
The way he’s so confident & in the fight scene is so good!! Just tells the guy .. your ok lol 😂
Man, this dialogue reads like somebody's "standing up to my bullies" fantasy. It's like Barclay's holodeck program from TNG when he beats up riker
I remember seeing this in the theater and thinking this scene alone was worth the retail price of a brand new blu-ray, like, at the time, at Borders...
Then I really can't afford you might be the greatest line in cinema history.
This scene redpilled some people
How exactly?
What is redpill? Watched Matrix long time ago.
@@rajyavardhansingh4491 wow you have some learning to do... Try Alexander Grace here on TH-cam, he's reasonably balanced.
@@rajyavardhansingh4491 based and redpilled
Lol no
“I don’t mind the sight of blood.”
“Then that means you’re not pregnant.”
Hahaha
These comebacks were so fast I couldn’t process them in time before the next one 😭😭
for a drifter, his hair is pretty good.
@Don Juan it's Tom cruise what did ya expect?
Assuming all of it is his
He's a drifter but not a bum. He takes care of himself, practices good hygiene, and eats well in the books which is why he looks so good.
Thank you
"I'm Sandy"
"So as i"
- This should be a man's maximum attempt at humor.
not only for humanity but for the whole universe
"The cheapest woman is the one you pay for." No truer words have ever been spoken.
This man has the comebacks of the century
Tom Cruise is well too sharp for those people. 😂😂😂😂
Or more precisely, Lee Child's _espirit d'escalier_ is too sharp for those... other characters Lee Child made up.
this movie is lowkey very good..dialogue sometimes goes over your head..makes it rewatchable
This short sequence is so near the books. It's amazing (as are the books)
Rule 1: Be on your feet and ready.
Rule 2: Show them what they're messing with.
Rule 3: Identify the ringleader.
Rule 4: The ringleader is the one who moves first.
Rule 5: Never back off.
Rule 6: Don't break the furniture.
Rule 7: Act don't react.
Rule 8: Assess and evaluate
Rule 9: Don't run head-on into Jack Reacher.
Rule 10: In the movies always fights a whole group of tough guys who only fight you one at a time.
Or here, Rule 1, be seated and surrounded while cranking out idiotic insults studying to be one-liners.
"The problem with being faster than light is the fact that you live in eternal darkness."
Guy's just too sharp for these kids to understand xD
Those writers were gold.
RedPilled for sure. 😌🤔
"You think?"
"All the time. You should try it."
Every bit of the dialogue is pure golden😂
"I don't mind the sight of blood"
"When it means you're not pregnant"
I am dying lmaoooo
Never seen someone being that savage in that short amount of time
His lines are pure Gold damn😄
Noticed the song in the club changed to 'Young American' when she sat down with Reacher.
Everybody gangsta, until Jack Reacher says: you have two options
Stryker when he was younger, thought jack was a mutant. lmao
Thank you!!! I kept trying to remember who he was.
If a high school jock wrote a movie scene, this would be it. The wit, subtlety and cleverness would make Shakespeare proud.
The comebacks by Reacher is just epic.
“THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE”
Make believe?
The actor playing Sandy made a great role - a truly simple-minded young woman.
That got her SMV destroyed instantly. 😃😎
Maybe she's not acting.
She's an actress, not an actor. Feminine.
@@kurtfrancis4621 The word actor refers to a person who acts regardless of gender while actress refers specifically to a female. The Dictionary states that originally the term Actor was used for both sexes
@@MauriceWLee Let me guess, you object to the term "waitress" too?
Underrated doesn't begin to describe this movie.
Greatest back n forth dialogues I hv seen in the entire film history
“I’m on a tight budget I can’t afford you” classic line
Is that what he said? I thought he was asking her "how about a budget sandy"
Even if you weren’t him, can you imagine how awkward that whole scenario would be...the shear confusion of how quickly that would escalate would be overwhelming.
These are like Arnie Schwarzenegger one-liners.
You know, I do like those two Jack Reacher films. Can't believe this is nearly 10 years.
I dont mind seeing blood... what it means you not pregnant 😂😂😂😂
not fertille day 😄😄
🔥
What does it mean?
@@user-vo8zr7vp7m are you serious ?
IAteYour Sandwich stupid dumbo
"i am sandy
so as i last week "😂😂😂 had me dying
I didn't quite catch the point. Was it a slang?
I am Sandy
So as I
Still I don't get it.
Next line, "I was at a beach."
Every line jack said roasted them beyond the beating that they got after.
The way he said outside like he really was going to get beat up by those dudes is hilarious 😂😆😂😆
Dude: that’s my sister
Tom cruise: is she a good kisser???
Savage.
JP Prophete thanks for telling us it was Tom cruise who said it! We wouldn’t have known unless you commented this
Doesn’t matter who said that line was funny as hell😂😂😂😂😂😭
That dude was the luckiest one out of the bunch, survived Reacher with only a sprained wrist
Danny D knows the answer. 😃
1:58 "outside " his disappointed face is like.. Why is everyone so eager to die.. Like boy think again either you can live a long long life or you can come "outside" with me. 👌 👋
love this scene....ICONIC !
For some reason I love this scene and keep on watching it again and again
That’s our sister.....she a good kisser.....hahahahahahahahaha best part