@@KittenSickle honestly, I know a below average amount of things about JoJo's, and I believe this is the first time I've stumbled across you, I have been confused and amused throughout this whole video
@@YaBoiAshX plenty of gay men have had wife and child because they might not have come to terms with their sexuality. Giorno don't care about sex or fitting in. He only care about the grindset
Okay i'm going to make a quick debunk here because apparently people actually believe this guy when he said that Jotaro is gay. *1.* Jotaro doesn't hate all women,the manga stated that he only hates "ANNOYING women" as in the type to simp over him. *2.* Jotaro divorced his wife is not because of his "gayness" as this guy claimed,but it's because he was too busy focusing on his work. Also,in the image that Teravidi himself posted at 15:52,it freaking explained that one of the reasons why he avoids his family is because of him being troubled by enemies that made him lose some sleep and it even said that it costs him his HAPPINESS. *3.* Teravidi contradicts his own words by saying that he's not compatible with women and his gayness is the reason why he abandoned Jolyne,even though this doesn't give us any explanation at all as to why he married Jolyne's mom in the first place if he's into dudes. *4.* When Hierophant Green possessed the school nurse,Jotaro was unable to attack the Stand without damaging her,so what do you think he did in this situation? He forcefully kisses her and makes Star Platinum bite Hierophant Green,thus pulling the Stand out of her through her mouth. What kind of gay man would do this? The school nurse is also one of the few women who didn't simp towards Jotaro that much. Jotaro even gave a speech about how it's evil for Kakyoin to use the weak for his own gain,ESPECIALLY a women. Yes,he said "especially a women",i didn't make that up. *5.* Even if you dumb enough to ignore all those examples i mentioned before,this doesn't mean that he's gay either because guess what? He has NEVER once showned any affection to a man before. This only means that he's asexual,not gay. *6.* That interview with Araki proved nothing because him saying "he's not interested with woman that much" and "he's the straightforward kinda guy" simply means that Jotaro is the typical edgey anime character who only likes a certain woman and the guy that doesn't like to hang out very much kinda like Sasuke,Vegeta,Hiei,etc The guy's list is also wrong too because he's ONLY judging each Jojo characters by their personality,not other things like clothes and some questionable things they do too. In my opinion,this is the what the straightest to gayest Jojo ranked should be: *1.* Jonathan *2.* Joseph *3.* Jotaro *4.* Gappy Yes,i do know that he's the only Jojo here to have an actual on screen relationship with a girl,but that still doesn't excuse as to why he's wearing that ridiculously gay sailor outfit. Let me ask you this,what kind of straight man are there would go to the mirror and wears that outfit,then said "Oh i'm gonna wear this everytime"? He's definitely straight,but with a little tiny bit of gayness in it because no pure straight man would wear that outfit *5.* Johnny Johnny has 2 kids and already had sex with a woman twice,but i'll put it here because of Gyro........ obviously *6.* Jolyne I would put Jolyne at straight if she wasn't into Ermes aswell like there's definitely something going around between the 2,however(like Johnny) she also seems to prefer the opposite gender more than her own *7.* Giorno Giorno may be the type to focus more on his work rather than relationship,but this doesn't change the fact that he dresses like a lesbian,has the gayest pose in all of Jojo,and how he literally lets a man lick his own face. Giorno is definitely into guys,but one thing he does care more about it is his grindset *8.* Josuke
@@imnobody4416 it's not the only time his back has been broken, proven by him doing it so casually, and this is further proof that he is in fact homosexual.
@@lain5858 Yeah, I can see him writing "Yamato nadeshiko" as a means of dodging the question because he ultimately believes that kind of woman to be a statistical impossibility and therefore something he can project his closeted emotions onto
"giorno doesn't like narancia" he literally cried for the first time since he was little when narancia died, even though he knew crying was useless. he may be aromantic/asexual, but he's certainly not aplatonic.
4:10 to be fair, Gappy was born from two dudes so that sailor suit is 100% the product of his gay dads. He’s just an average straight boy with gay parents.
Yeah I remember an interview about how ashamed he was about his female characters early on his career. Is kinda funny that it took him so long to realize that he only needed to change the pronouns to get it xD
@@Bane_Amesta Well the problem is that 1: Old shonen manga female characters were always like that and editors didn't take kindly to any strong changes in the trope,Lisa Lisa is already huge in terms of female representation,a woman being the sensei to the MC? Unthinkable uh but he did it,she was beaten ofc but that's how things had to go for the MC Aka Joseph to win 2: He was not confident in his ability to write women let alone a female protagonist,but he wanted to challenge himself and actually try with Stone Ocean,he wasn't suddenly aware that women existed lol he just didn't feel capable enough to write em which i appreciate the honesty of way more than just half hassing it I mean say what you will but remember,Erina bitch slapped Dio and called him out right on the spot,Suzie Q also gave Joseph a good trashing after all he did and wasn't your typical wife,Yukako is..complicated but is an important character in the sense that she was one if not THE first yandere character in all manga so that should amount to something ig,Trish should have had more spotlight and i think everyone can agree on that but she wasn't just a baggage and ultimately they managed to beat Diavolo ALSO because of her,and well everything after Part 5 is history. Just wanted to express my thoughts on this hope it wasn't too long or bothersome lol
@@LegoAlex99 Araki was very ahead of his time. Maybe not by todays standards, but the risks he took in part 2 were stunning for the time period. A main character who is not your typical good guy role model? And killing the main character?! It was unheard of! And his honesty for how he feels about writing female characters is actually very telling of his character. The more I learn about Araki the more I like the guy! I even read his book on writing manga and it was great! I love learning about the person behind the art, especially when it makes me appreciate the art even more!
As a lesbian it pains me deeply to know you overlooked all the shit jolyne had going on with her homegirl hermes and f.f., i expect a video apology to all us lesbians and sapphics
Finally, the intellectual driving force we need in the JoJo fandom. Experienced, knowledgeable in the true gay subtext of JoJo and unaffected by the tempting thought traps of shipping and headcanons. This video is incredible. You've earned my respect.
COULDNT AGREE MORE BUDDY- im so tired. you’d expect to see more homosexuals with great judgment in the jojo fandom, but all you get are the straightest dudes who make the same three jokes everyday
@@mmarissaa Honestly, when it comes to mainstream fan culture in video games, anime, etc., gay men have a noticeably smaller presence compared to their female counterparts.
I actually hadn't realized before how much Araki has changed and progressed with how he writes women. I'd like to see your take on ranking the jobros if you make more videos like this. I'm intrigued as to why you think Kakyoin is straight, besides the MILF part.
Actually, yeah. Araki had a pretty misogynistic view of women back in the day, notably shown with Gorgeous Irene, and he ended up becoming much more well-informed after he married his wife. He's even gone so far as to say that he regrets writing Gorgeous Irene in the first place.
@@OmegaXis1064 I ain't spending alot of money for italian restaurants for no one I'm not dating and I don't go out to eat because I'm American it's like 10x as expensive here then other countries
"Josuke is straight" No straight man is physically capable of popping and locking that bussy like Josuke did at the end of part 4. That was a pose that came to say "gay rights", and that is the hill I will die on. Edit: wow, I didn't expect this silly joke to get so many likes. Happy Pride you beautiful tingz! xoxo
Not only does this list feel completely accurate, but this video is simply hilarious. Comedic genius. I can confidently say that I have watched this video more than 10 times, and each time I do, I still laugh.
Glad to see that there are fellow Erina appreciators! She became an absolute icon the second she bitch-slapped Dio ✨ That and she scares Joseph, who couldn't even be controlled by the God Speedwagon and saved the world from naked Aztec bodybuilders.
Yeah… As a straight woman I am actually considering Erina. That scene she defies Dio in her own way is quite powerful and refreshing, my favourite jojo scene with female even
This is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, the drama, the sadness, the desperation, the 8 stages of griefs, the fucking way the camera shakes after yelling twink. The day you upload a new video will be a day of joy and celebration in this fragile realm.
as far as i'm concerned, jolyne is gay enough to make up for her father's rampant misogyny. all the women loving in the family went to her and i thank her for her service and am looking respectfully
Jotaro dont hate women. I dont even understand Why people think he is wrong for defending himself against girls harassing him. Maybe it's just bias towards man.
Is he really misogynistic though? I feel like Jotarō acts the exact same way with men and that most of the women he’s forced to interact with just so happen to actually be annoying as fuck
@@WhaleManMan He's kinda of peoplegynistic in part 3, he basically tells everyone to go fuck themselves. He even says in the tower of grey fight that he doesn't mind women as long as they shut up and keep quiet, which is understandable. You ever seen those fight videos where the woman holding the camera is screaming louder than humanly possible, and being more annoying than humanly possible? That's basically all women in part 3, Anne included.
@@MyNegroAcademia i was just making a lighthearted comment ab how some gay dudes act so i'm not gonna respond to your takes but i appreciate you engaging with my comment! i hope you have a nice day :)
you've definitely changed my mind on jotaro. i've always assumed that he was asexual, but him actually being a deeply closeted gay man explains his ridiculous marriage so much better.
@@CDRW24 um, asexual people can have kids and have sex. There's a reason why asexuality and aromanticism are spectrums. Some aces experience sexual attraction, most don't, some do under specific circumstances. Also, you can be gay and still be ace. The same way you can be bi, het, pan or what have you and be aro/ace. Sexual attraction and libido aren't the same thing.
"Imagine you are bisexual..." didn't even need to break a sweat. "And both Speedwagon and Erena are in love with you... who do you choose?" Well what can I say, I'm not leaving anybody behind in this sleepover
I would personally choose Erina because although I am bisexual, I lean more towards women and also am a Erina simp. I have a Google folder with just screenshots of whenever Erina is on screen and my mother is very concerned as she still thinks I am her heterosexual daughter.
Kakyoin is bi for sure. That rerorero trick will work wonders on a woman sure, but what’s the only body part that could resemble the cherries he practices on..?
As a fellow homosexual, I 100% agree with this list. Like, I saw Jewce mans video before this, and when he said that Josuke was straight, I spat out my water. Like, hello??? Josuke? Straight?? Are we watching the same part?? Also, I have to say BIG BRAIN moment for stating that Giorno is Aro/ace👏
btw jewce man is mostly shitposting, he even acknowledged in the middle of his other gay jojo videos that he is making up shit and being inconsistent, so dont need to get mad he aint disrespecting lgbt he just shitposts. dont kill me for saying this please :(
"You think being bisexual keeps you from heaven because the bible says so, i think being bisexual keeps you from heaven because it robs the ability to imagine oneself being bisexual. We are not the same." -Enrico Pucci
5:17 ok LISTEN as a big PB stan I love Speedwagon with basically my entire heart but I will NOT STAND for this Erina slander?!?! She is strong as heck?! And wonderful? She is a woman doctor in the late 1800s, she raises both her son and grandson almost by herself (Speedwagon obviously helped! But this is still a lot of work and a big accomplishment! Especially since both were following intensely personal tragedies!), she was one of the first people to really hold there own against Dio - again as a 12yo girl in the late 1800s - and is even mentioned in SDC! By Dio! HE REMEMBERS HIS HUMILIATION AT HER HANDS. I LOVE IT. She is such a strong and caring woman ok, I cannot stand (lol) how people in this fandom put her down just because she wasn’t flashy and in your face about it.
i think the closest i’ve ever had to a near death experience was when i was on instagram, saw a jojo pride post, and found a comment that said, word for word, “I’m not homo but I’m just saying that i hate this because josuke is saying happy pride month and he doesn’t like gays”
I was gonna say i highly disagree with Jotaro being the gayest JoJo because of how tough he comes off as and just how he acts in general but then i remembered i hide a lot of my emotions and try to act "tough" or serious sometimes and i too am gay as shit
I like the fact that you are making a believable analysis about every Jojo’s sexuality based on real evidence and not speaking nonsense like Juiceman or whatever his name is
Ill rather have jotaro a fuvkibg badass who beat up man and women respectively not some gay uh idk not gay if u say im racist i heard it 100 times from twitter your jotaro is gay can eat your left nut
I’ve always liked to think that Jotaro only got married and has children to continue with the Joestar bloodline cuz he knew no one else in his family was going to
I really truly feel in my heart that the only way jotaro ever had hetero sex was blackout drunk at a party in college one time, and then never again but got a kid out of it 😭
here’s my take: Jonathan: a straight man, but an ally none the less Joseph: a disaster bi are you kidding me Jotaro: gay man Josuke: another bisexual icon Giorno: the most iconic aroace in anime ever Jolyne: no labels, she doesn’t care! Jolyne likes sexy people.
I like to think that Josuke doesn’t know he’s bisexual so he has to dramatically come out to everyone (but everyone already knows because it’s really really obvious)
Johnny: uhhh... There is A LOT of suggestive scenes with Gyro, they slept together for most of the race, but they would sometimes talk about their type of girls and the other wouldn't judge even if it was weird so, two bisexual men who didn't figure out they're into each other? Two straight dudes who are perfectly secure in their sexuality and igaf about people thinking they're together bc they dont care about opinions? Two dudes who are in a open relationship? Jojo makes my brain hurts, I just go 'cool fight cool' whenever I read it part of Gappy's whole motivation is that he likes a girl, but he's also quite literally two men stuck together trying to be one, so bruh
(Sorry for my pretty lame english since isnt my first lenguaje) I must dissagre with Jonathan being straigth. He isnt, and here is why. Its true than mostly of us would chose Speedwagon over Erina, but lemme say something, Jonathan isnt like mostly of us. He is a true gentleman. Stoping Dio was his priority, and he was ready to sacrifice whatever it tooks, even his own personal hapinnes and love life. Proof of this is that even when Dio promised him to live forever with Erina, he rejected his offer no matter what, cuz even if he loves Erina, he loves world safety more. Dang, he left Erina even when she was his dream girl in order to save the world. So, even having the posibility to being with Robert, he has a priority wich is killing Dio. And even after Dio's "death", Jonathan already was in a relationship with Erina even before to meet Speedwagon, he wouldnt be able to cheat her, since that isnt what a gentleman does. Jonathan love is just to pure to even exist, as Jonathan himself. Isnt a sexual or purely romantic love, is even more far than these. Jonathan doesnt gave a fuck that Speedwagon was a criminal before they met, i dont think than Speedwagon being a men will be such a big deal for Jonathan, since he doesnt see social status or genders, just souls and true fellings. He is a pansexual and nobody can change my mind.
i thought this man was crazy when he said that jotaro was the gayest jojo of them all. but after being given numerous points and facts i admit defeat. jotaro truly is the gayest joestar
The arguments for Giorno's asexuality sound more like he's on that sigma male grindset. Dissappear for a year, get buff, start a business and get rich without anyone knowing your next move 😤. Which also makes his placement spot on funnily enough.
So what, that doesn't prove he isn't ace nor does it prove he might be straight/bi/gay, no one knows his sexuality. It doesn't take away the possibility of him being ace. You *probably* just don't want him to be ace. Most of the arguments in the video don't 100% prove that they might be gay/bi/straight as well. It's all somehow vague (because some arguments are based on stereotypes and assumptions that strong friendships is equals to being romantic), not just Giorno's.
@@KittenSickle okay so i got distracted from the original vid but im now watching it and im losing my mind at saying that jonathan is straight... because he's victorian??? like HELLO??????? oscar fucking wilde is only two decades jonathan's *senior* like. the heterosexuality of that take is overwhelming.
"Jotaro hates women." I don't think Jotaro hates woman I just think that hes annoyed by them or is uncomfortable with them. But yeah he ain't straight.
Yeah I think this idea that he hates women is a little ridiculous lmao. With the exception of Jolyne, Suzi Q and maybe his wife (idk we literally don’t know anything about her), every woman Jotarō has been forced to interact with has legitimately been super annoying so of course he’s gonna tell them to fuck off lmao. He treats men the same way.
Damn pointing out that Giorno is aro/ace is actually such a big ephiphany moment for me. I always feel like shipping Giorno with anybody feels wrong and not quite right (apart bc he is too young). He just gives off the "romance is a hassle, I just want to pursue my dream" vibe. The ace icon we need
I know its a joke but the milf hunter kakyoin thing has really brushed over Kakyoin's actual character tbh. Are we really not gonna forget Kakyoin is canonically written to be an effeminate male to balance out the part 3 joestar group? Also when talking about Holly, he used gender neutral terms. He wanted someone like Holly not Holly herself. This is why JotaKak is so popular in the fandom. Are we really gonna forget he went on the journey solely out of gratitude for Jotaro and wanted to find friends😭 like yea,the milf thing is funny but then ppl really take it seriously sometimes.
Free my man Kakyoin he does NOT deserve the milf hunter reputation. Leave my personal autism allegory alone please >:( (My boy Okuyasu DIRECTLY went up to Josuke and called his mom hot (In the bro kind of way) where is HIS reputation)
He did not use gender neutral he said "a woman like her" also jotakak is literal a "Ships That Pass in the Night" by fujoshis like CLAMP and their "moments" are thing not in the manga and made to appeal to them
as a gay, i Must Extremely disagree with the "kakoyin is straight" SLANDER that directly contradicts the fact that every second that he was on screen my gaydar was blaring in my ears so loud they were bleeding. kakoyin is a bi ICON and we shall treat him as SUCH
dude questioned and decided being gay wasn't for him, if anything that makes him even straighter because he's approaching his heterosexuality with INTENT
giorno does get matching suits with mista at the end of part 5, id chalk it up as squad drip but the squad's all dead... so the key question in deciding if this is gay or not is, if you make group plans and everyone else cancels, is it a date?
I am a straight man and thus lack some of the nuanced knowledge you gays possess. However, I could still feel that there was something very wrong with Jewcemans takes. It is as if he just lazily puts a list together without actually thinking much about it. You have done us all a great service for uprooting the narrative he imposed onto the jojo fandom.
No need to be gay to get that JweceMan's videos aren't serious or seriously made. I'm straight as it can be and even I could tell he was spitting bullshit through his teeth. Just by the montage, the tone of his voice and the text, you could smell the insiduous stink of the fallacy, and I'm sure as Hell he knew he was spitting non-sense but since "JOJO=GAY ! HU-UUGHHH" makes views for whatever the reason Trump was elected, he didn't drop the act and pursued it.
“Italy is basically gay Disney land” As a classicist and a historian with interest in Ancient Rome, I can confirm this as true. The amount of words Latin has for gay sex and people who like to have gay sex is staggering when compared to almost any other European languages of the time. It would make even an Athenian blush.
IM IN TEARS JOTARO IS LITERALLY A TWUNK BUT THE STRAIGHT BOYS ARE LIKE “NOOOOO STOP FORCING LABELS ONTO CHARACTERS” LIKE IDK HOW TO TELL YOU JOTARO IS NOT INTERESTED IN WOMEN AND WAS PRESSURED INTO MARRIAGE WITH ONE THAT FAILED MISERABLY
Your name has uwu in it and you support gay jojo ships honestly I really cant stand people like you when was it ever mentioned that Jotaro didnt like women and he liked men instead? He never had a good love life because he didnt need it , he was busy and all but when he got one he couldnt keep it going anyway
Adding to the Johnny part, there is a scene in the manga where he gets a hotel room with Gyro and they show the room. You can see the things of both and a single bed
@@percyyyy Im not sure about the chapter number, but Im guessing they are referring to the episode called The Duty of Gyro Zeppeli Part 2. Right at the end the enemy called Oyecomova makes his first appearance and enters Johnny and Gyro's room 👀
"Both speedwagon and erina are in love with you. who do you choose?" Being a nonbinary pansexual switch: I've never made a decision in my life and you're asking me to start now?
Finally somebody acknowledged Jotaro as the gayest. The man screams deeply closeted gay man with internalized homophobia. His overtly negative reaction towards women hitting on him could also be resentment towards heteronormativity. To anyone arguing this point, I would really invite you to read up on 1) how long homosexuality was (and in many places, still is) illegal, 2) how gay men of the 80ties were treated in general, 3) how common it was for gay men and women to enter heterosexual marriages to hide or to confirm to heteronormativity, 4) queercoding and the hays code which influences media portrayal to this day. Then please also remember that part 3 came out in 1989.
Big fan of the Johnny part. This conversation needed to happen, I’m glad you were able to so eloquently compact all of the details in a few minutes. I feel like you’d make an amazing lawyer.
finally, someone who is able to see giorno as the aro/ace icon that he is 😔 thank you for bringing this video to the hellsite that is youtube, i would have died of rage at jewce man's slander if it werent for this beautiful 18 minutes of content
I think a factor we could include is gender expression vs sexuality. As you mentioned that Gappy is the straightest due to his feelings with Yasuho, we could say that his mannerisms and expression is gay. He wears lipstick and tight ahh sailor clothes, people can mistake him for being homosexual. And then there's Jotaro, who's in the opposite side of the spectrum, is very masculine in his expression, but he's possibly gay in his sexuality. Also, I was so happy when you said that Giorno is possibly AroAce, as someone who's under the spectrum myself :D
I’d like to share my opinion that no one asked for: Jonathan: Straight but an ally. He knows his other family members are gay and while he doesn’t quite understand them, he’ll support them till the end of time. Joseph: Extremely bisexual, he just wants to fuck. Jotaro: As stated in the video, he is gay. In SDC I believe he was a closeted gay who was homophobic as a way to cope. But then he traveled with two bisexuals and two gays thus starting his way out of closet. After Kakyoin died and he married and had a kid, he realized he had been suppressing his feeling but it was too late to do anything about it and it ruined his mental health. Josuke: Gay Giorno: I agree with the fact that he is Ace but I do believe he is Homoromantic though at the same time will not care if he gets into a relationship or not. Jolyne: Now I have not read Stone Ocean but Jolyne hits me as a raging lesbian, or bisexual who is attracted to women and non-binary people. Anasui, who I do headcannon as ftm, was originally supposed to be a female but I think the editors made Araki change him. Johnny: Haven’t read SBR but Johnny is gay Gappy: Straight and not an ally or homophobe just doesn’t really understand.
Anasui wasn't changed because any editors, araki answered why he changed anasui. He wanted to "portray a character with an androgynous image that went beyond the standard definition of genders." Editors cant stop araki, mans too powerful
I am in absolute disbelief that you left out the frankly most damning piece of evidence of Jotaro being gay - that his stand, the most humanoid one in the series, is just a straight up MAN. A WHOLEASS, BUFF, BEAUTIFUL, S P A R K L I N G MAN, WITH TRANS FLAG COLORS IN P4 TO BOOT. LIKE BRO!!!!
Why is college student Elton John explaining to me why some gay characters are gayer then other gay characters.
i very much like this comment
@@KittenSickle honestly, I know a below average amount of things about JoJo's, and I believe this is the first time I've stumbled across you, I have been confused and amused throughout this whole video
Gg
Jotaro be like : "You're gay because you're attracted to men, I'm gay because i hate women. We are not the same"
Its like saying you are vegan couse you like animals am vegan couse i hate plants
@@pepsiman8869 LOL
He is the one of the only 2 jojos to marry a women and have a baby but his more gay than giorno?????
@@YaBoiAshX plenty of gay men have had wife and child because they might not have come to terms with their sexuality. Giorno don't care about sex or fitting in. He only care about the grindset
Okay i'm going to make a quick debunk here because apparently people actually believe this guy when he said that Jotaro is gay.
*1.* Jotaro doesn't hate all women,the manga stated that he only hates "ANNOYING women" as in the type to simp over him.
*2.* Jotaro divorced his wife is not because of his "gayness" as this guy claimed,but it's because he was too busy focusing on his work. Also,in the image that Teravidi himself posted at 15:52,it freaking explained that one of the reasons why he avoids his family is because of him being troubled by enemies that made him lose some sleep and it even said that it costs him his HAPPINESS.
*3.* Teravidi contradicts his own words by saying that he's not compatible with women and his gayness is the reason why he abandoned Jolyne,even though this doesn't give us any explanation at all as to why he married Jolyne's mom in the first place if he's into dudes.
*4.* When Hierophant Green possessed the school nurse,Jotaro was unable to attack the Stand without damaging her,so what do you think he did in this situation? He forcefully kisses her and makes Star Platinum bite Hierophant Green,thus pulling the Stand out of her through her mouth. What kind of gay man would do this? The school nurse is also one of the few women who didn't simp towards Jotaro that much. Jotaro even gave a speech about how it's evil for Kakyoin to use the weak for his own gain,ESPECIALLY a women. Yes,he said "especially a women",i didn't make that up.
*5.* Even if you dumb enough to ignore all those examples i mentioned before,this doesn't mean that he's gay either because guess what? He has NEVER once showned any affection to a man before. This only means that he's asexual,not gay.
*6.* That interview with Araki proved nothing because him saying "he's not interested with woman that much" and "he's the straightforward kinda guy" simply means that Jotaro is the typical edgey anime character who only likes a certain woman and the guy that doesn't like to hang out very much kinda like Sasuke,Vegeta,Hiei,etc
The guy's list is also wrong too because he's ONLY judging each Jojo characters by their personality,not other things like clothes and some questionable things they do too. In my opinion,this is the what the straightest to gayest Jojo ranked should be:
*1.* Jonathan
*2.* Joseph
*3.* Jotaro
*4.* Gappy
Yes,i do know that he's the only Jojo here to have an actual on screen relationship with a girl,but that still doesn't excuse as to why he's wearing that ridiculously gay sailor outfit. Let me ask you this,what kind of straight man are there would go to the mirror and wears that outfit,then said "Oh i'm gonna wear this everytime"? He's definitely straight,but with a little tiny bit of gayness in it because no pure straight man would wear that outfit
*5.* Johnny
Johnny has 2 kids and already had sex with a woman twice,but i'll put it here because of Gyro........ obviously
*6.* Jolyne
I would put Jolyne at straight if she wasn't into Ermes aswell like there's definitely something going around between the 2,however(like Johnny) she also seems to prefer the opposite gender more than her own
*7.* Giorno
Giorno may be the type to focus more on his work rather than relationship,but this doesn't change the fact that he dresses like a lesbian,has the gayest pose in all of Jojo,and how he literally lets a man lick his own face. Giorno is definitely into guys,but one thing he does care more about it is his grindset
*8.* Josuke
"Jotaro is the kind of guy who uses being gay as an excuse to be misogynistic" is the most accurate take I've ever seen.
I can't agree more
21st century blue haired 13 year olds
@@izality1691 what?
No not really
@@izality1691 ??
Kakyoin is as straight as a ruler. But like the somewhat flexible wobbly plastic ones you get at elementary school.
I think that's the case with nearly all straight Jojo's characters.
i don’t know if this was the intention but this might be the funniest metaphor for bisexuality i’ve ever seen
at first i thought you meant ruler as in a political ruler, and thats pretty damn gay
so bisexual
he's the "I'm straight, but 20$ is 20$" kind of straight
I think we can never know Giorno’s sexuality. The real answer is “who knows”. We only met giorno for a week.
We will never reach the truth
@Official JESUS CHRIST how do you feel about Christians that condemn gay men?
But we do know his favourite music
@@jhawkshaw Prince?
@@taylorv9739 Jeff Beck
are we not putting josuke's bag pose as a point for his homosexuality?? He literally ends his entire part with that
"let's go" casually breaks back
@@imnobody4416 it's not the only time his back has been broken, proven by him doing it so casually, and this is further proof that he is in fact homosexual.
@@john.4987 Can't argue with that since I, myself, have scoliosis and am I'm fact a homosexual.
@@imnobody4416 exactly. my logic is flawless
It’s just a pose it doesn’t rlly have any impact on his sexuality
Imagine you are bisexual.
Bisexuals: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
This is literally the face I made lmao
@@zawarudo3582 i am one
@Fresh Burrito oki
Yep I did that
I am one
interviewer: what’s jotaro’s type of woman?
araki: next question
His type is tradicional japanese women. It's written in Jotaro's profile in part 3 manga
@@lain5858 Yeah, I can see him writing "Yamato nadeshiko" as a means of dodging the question because he ultimately believes that kind of woman to be a statistical impossibility and therefore something he can project his closeted emotions onto
Giorno really puts the arrow in aroace
(RAUCOUS APPLAUSE)
you did not
@@critter7531 they did
YES
NANIDATO
Being gay because you like men: ❌
Being gay because you hate women: ✅
-Probably Jotaro
So is Jotaro gay
Jotaro is heck no gay, he just hates everyone
The Romans:
jolyne's mom: 🌚
bisexual 🙏
“Does this make him sexist? And problematic? Yeah! But does it also make him gay! Yeah!!” This is just the entire Greek philosophy right there
Dsgkgjggsk
OMG LMAOOO
Fellow Greek here, agreed.
@@moaigod69 i love greek jojo fans
@@kara2010 oh really? Cool, thank you I guess lmao
"giorno doesn't like narancia"
he literally cried for the first time since he was little when narancia died, even though he knew crying was useless. he may be aromantic/asexual, but he's certainly not aplatonic.
giorno wasn't crying, narancia was. they swapped bodies
@@margapoopy But it was Giorno soul.
@@margapoopy narancia was long gone, why would his body being crying except because giorno was upset about his death
4:10 to be fair, Gappy was born from two dudes so that sailor suit is 100% the product of his gay dads. He’s just an average straight boy with gay parents.
this is the best take on gappy yet
Let the Ace ppl have something pls
@@user-JJ1998 Okay. Have Giorno.
Gay+gay=straight
@@guilhermesousacapano9365 two gays make a straight
"jotaro is straight" have you seen a straight man wear tigerprint pants voluntarily
Periodt
Nah he's straight they just dress very crazy
It's just what jostars wear
FACT
Every Rockstar of the 80's, you know, like Araki was basing it off of ??????
"Araki gradually came to a conclusion that changed everything: Women are people." Lmao I love that part. I observed that from Araki, too. 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I remember an interview about how ashamed he was about his female characters early on his career. Is kinda funny that it took him so long to realize that he only needed to change the pronouns to get it xD
@@Bane_Amesta Well the problem is that
1: Old shonen manga female characters were always like that and editors didn't take kindly to any strong changes in the trope,Lisa Lisa is already huge in terms of female representation,a woman being the sensei to the MC? Unthinkable uh but he did it,she was beaten ofc but that's how things had to go for the MC Aka Joseph to win
2: He was not confident in his ability to write women let alone a female protagonist,but he wanted to challenge himself and actually try with Stone Ocean,he wasn't suddenly aware that women existed lol he just didn't feel capable enough to write em which i appreciate the honesty of way more than just half hassing it
I mean say what you will but remember,Erina bitch slapped Dio and called him out right on the spot,Suzie Q also gave Joseph a good trashing after all he did and wasn't your typical wife,Yukako is..complicated but is an important character in the sense that she was one if not THE first yandere character in all manga so that should amount to something ig,Trish should have had more spotlight and i think everyone can agree on that but she wasn't just a baggage and ultimately they managed to beat Diavolo ALSO because of her,and well everything after Part 5 is history.
Just wanted to express my thoughts on this hope it wasn't too long or bothersome lol
kinda sad Kishimoto couldn't come up with that conclusion
@@LegoAlex99 Araki was very ahead of his time. Maybe not by todays standards, but the risks he took in part 2 were stunning for the time period. A main character who is not your typical good guy role model? And killing the main character?! It was unheard of! And his honesty for how he feels about writing female characters is actually very telling of his character. The more I learn about Araki the more I like the guy! I even read his book on writing manga and it was great! I love learning about the person behind the art, especially when it makes me appreciate the art even more!
@@redactedoktor couldn't agree more
As a lesbian it pains me deeply to know you overlooked all the shit jolyne had going on with her homegirl hermes and f.f., i expect a video apology to all us lesbians and sapphics
I’m with you on this, sister.
I fully believe Jolyne called FF queer as a compliment
@@EmmaBonn96 FF is canonically non binary
@@uglybawbiess4576 FF isnt even a real person so yeah
@@xiaomao133 take that back now 🔫
Why this guy looks like he is about to cry?
help
@@KittenSickle why don’t u post I enjoy it like ur fun ur a good TH-camr
@@Orangeballs60 i'm a busy guy! but i'll make more videos i promise you. thanks for the encouragement!
@@KittenSickle can you give me the source of araki confirming that jotaro isnt interested in women?
Yes we is
"Jojo is by bisexuals, for bisexuals"
Never forget with phrase my guy, cool video, I really like it and I 100% agree with it.
THANK YOU
@@KittenSickle you too king!!
Me being straight: *Fear*
@@uncleraider4044 Jojo Is Not For You. Leave Now Or I Will Make You Gone
Facts
Finally, the intellectual driving force we need in the JoJo fandom. Experienced, knowledgeable in the true gay subtext of JoJo and unaffected by the tempting thought traps of shipping and headcanons. This video is incredible. You've earned my respect.
COULDNT AGREE MORE BUDDY- im so tired. you’d expect to see more homosexuals with great judgment in the jojo fandom, but all you get are the straightest dudes who make the same three jokes everyday
@@mmarissaa The unfunny joke spamming is literally the worst part about Jojo fans.
@@smproductions7141 it’s the only part of the fandom at this point... besides this masterpiece of a video
@@mmarissaa Honestly, when it comes to mainstream fan culture in video games, anime, etc., gay men have a noticeably smaller presence compared to their female counterparts.
This man really just decided to make the single most amazing video ever, and disappeared from the internet. Mad respect
He's still missing
I actually hadn't realized before how much Araki has changed and progressed with how he writes women. I'd like to see your take on ranking the jobros if you make more videos like this. I'm intrigued as to why you think Kakyoin is straight, besides the MILF part.
@Can Tin I mean it was in the late 1800's so it kinda fit the context back then.
@@Chosisbox also not to mention araki wrote part 1 in the 80’s
Actually, yeah. Araki had a pretty misogynistic view of women back in the day, notably shown with Gorgeous Irene, and he ended up becoming much more well-informed after he married his wife. He's even gone so far as to say that he regrets writing Gorgeous Irene in the first place.
@@RWBYraikou888 Where tf does he say that?
ikr the cherry clothes are bisexual i mean do you think you would actually see kakyoin with a woman had he been alive
The part where Yukako says all the things she likes about Koichi and Josuke just says 'yeah, she's got a point' has to at least bump him up one spot.
Koichi has a fucking harem in part 4, most of them men tho.
And then Okuyasu gets upset about it. Gay coding where the code is caesar cipher shift 26
The fact he takes okuyasu to a nice Italian restaurant like a diner date I ain't take my homies to that kinda place unless I'm fucking them.
@@DeadpanVT you didn't had to tell us you've never been hungry with a bro that you just try new places, yet you did
@@OmegaXis1064 I ain't spending alot of money for italian restaurants for no one I'm not dating and I don't go out to eat because I'm American it's like 10x as expensive here then other countries
"what's jotaro's kind of woman?"
"kakyoin"
Hello, how are you? I am in pain, jotaro seen this comment and agreed help
I feel I should do the typical star finger joke but I shall not....you all know what it is anyways
@@JoeMama-me2yj hot
dolphin.
The egg layer
"Jotaro is straight because he's too masculine to be gay" my guy literally dresses like a fucking tom of finland character
AHDKDKKGG YES
My take everytime someone says masculinity = straight.
Got any context for a lady who is new to the LGBT?
Basically a synonym of masculine gay men
@@user-ux6bs1ck4r yea thats what jotaro would wear
"Josuke is straight"
No straight man is physically capable of popping and locking that bussy like Josuke did at the end of part 4. That was a pose that came to say "gay rights", and that is the hill I will die on.
Edit: wow, I didn't expect this silly joke to get so many likes. Happy Pride you beautiful tingz! xoxo
my goodness this comment made me laugh so hard omggg 💀 YOU'RE RIGHT THO NO STRAIGHT PERSON THROWS IT BACK LIKE THAT !!!
@@geckopecko Yes exactly. I'm bi, so I could really only half ass it when I tried to do it 😂
LMFAO
@@714KH haha i'm bi as well and i also can't do it but honestly i can only blame my scoliosis smh 😭 btw happy pride month fellow bisexual
@@geckopecko Happy pride to you too!
Not only does this list feel completely accurate, but this video is simply hilarious. Comedic genius. I can confidently say that I have watched this video more than 10 times, and each time I do, I still laugh.
thank you. you're a legend
@@KittenSickle so hilarious it made you puke Holy crap...
IM SAYING!!! its midnight and im here again just for shits and giggles sbkfshkj
I feel like Jewces was funnier to me and this video was good but strangely too weird for me
Ive rewatched it SO MUCH and I always see little bits I missed and its great
"Jojo women"
*Shows ceasar as the first result"
And that's how I fucking died
The Erina Slander was UNCALLED FOR!!!! But everything else is correct
I think the fact that Speedwagon is not an automatic choice for me over Erina is a good sign that I’m a lesbian.
@@EmmaBonn96 Literally same
Glad to see that there are fellow Erina appreciators! She became an absolute icon the second she bitch-slapped Dio ✨
That and she scares Joseph, who couldn't even be controlled by the God Speedwagon and saved the world from naked Aztec bodybuilders.
Yeah… As a straight woman I am actually considering Erina. That scene she defies Dio in her own way is quite powerful and refreshing, my favourite jojo scene with female even
yeah almost a perfect video but coming after my girl like that was unnecessary
But that's just a theory. A GAY THEORY. Thanks for watching...
wait a minute, I´ve heard that somewhere before...
Hold up
666th like
Legendary comment
“A GA-“
wait...jotaro's the same age as my dad...and my dad is super gay...
Your dad is 17?...
@@vortexbg6788 no he’s 56
Then how you have a mom?
@@justsomedinosaur9440 I have 2 moms. My life is quite...bizarre
@@theundeadcactus6194 So you are Giorno?
This is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, the drama, the sadness, the desperation, the 8 stages of griefs, the fucking way the camera shakes after yelling twink. The day you upload a new video will be a day of joy and celebration in this fragile realm.
i say jolyne is pansexual because of the line "an organism that can have sex with anything it encounters? honestly i'm kinda jealous"
true
Spanish speakers: she wants to smash bread?
you're so right, the best part about there being so many sexualities is that there's a good one for each specific jojo
as far as i'm concerned, jolyne is gay enough to make up for her father's rampant misogyny. all the women loving in the family went to her and i thank her for her service and am looking respectfully
2 people in this family could say I’m happy with my wife.
It’s Johnathan and Jolyne
Jotaro dont hate women. I dont even understand Why people think he is wrong for defending himself against girls harassing him.
Maybe it's just bias towards man.
@@EmmaBonn96
And Jotaro...he pretty much loved his wife
yikes
Jolyne and Abbacchio are for the lesbians
June is the month for Jojo
Best month is jojo month
this is perfection -trans ftm bi jojo fan
no.
This has nothing to with jojo but I think every day is jojo
June is when my birth day is
June=birthday
Gay=June
Gay=June=birthday
Conclusion I am gay
Now this feels like a more accurate ranking for the Joestars. Now you HAVE to do a ranking for the JoBros.
i will!
@@KittenSickle And for the villains,if you want!
The LGBT Jojo community needs your wisdom!
@@KittenSickle he will.. one day
@@KittenSickle its been 6 months... please, i need your knowledge
@@deviousdirtbag6814 its been a year
jotaro to josuke: you’re gay because you like men, i’m gay because i hate women, we are not the same
jotaro is one of those gays who thinks being gay gives him a pass to be misogynistic /jk
i totally see it
Is he really misogynistic though? I feel like Jotarō acts the exact same way with men and that most of the women he’s forced to interact with just so happen to actually be annoying as fuck
@@MyNegroAcademia
He was misogynistic as a teen, in his future appearances he gradually learns his errors
@@WhaleManMan He's kinda of peoplegynistic in part 3, he basically tells everyone to go fuck themselves. He even says in the tower of grey fight that he doesn't mind women as long as they shut up and keep quiet, which is understandable. You ever seen those fight videos where the woman holding the camera is screaming louder than humanly possible, and being more annoying than humanly possible? That's basically all women in part 3, Anne included.
@@MyNegroAcademia i was just making a lighthearted comment ab how some gay dudes act so i'm not gonna respond to your takes but i appreciate you engaging with my comment! i hope you have a nice day :)
you've definitely changed my mind on jotaro. i've always assumed that he was asexual, but him actually being a deeply closeted gay man explains his ridiculous marriage so much better.
Getting divorced makes you gay now?
Why would he be asexual if he has a daughter?
@@CDRW24 um, asexual people can have kids and have sex. There's a reason why asexuality and aromanticism are spectrums. Some aces experience sexual attraction, most don't, some do under specific circumstances. Also, you can be gay and still be ace. The same way you can be bi, het, pan or what have you and be aro/ace. Sexual attraction and libido aren't the same thing.
@@CDRW24 he may be on the asexual spectrum not fully asexual but just a bit
@@crimsonking4151 no, but getting married to a woman despite clearly not being attracted to women makes you seem a bit gay
"Imagine you are bisexual..." didn't even need to break a sweat.
"And both Speedwagon and Erena are in love with you... who do you choose?" Well what can I say, I'm not leaving anybody behind in this sleepover
I have never been so proud❤️❤️❤️
I would literally fight Johnathan for Erina and Speedwagon is just, I think it's the hair, that makes him amazing.
I myself would choose erina
I would personally choose Erina because although I am bisexual, I lean more towards women and also am a Erina simp. I have a Google folder with just screenshots of whenever Erina is on screen and my mother is very concerned as she still thinks I am her heterosexual daughter.
I literally said both lmao
@@shreyashikamanav Lmaoo
„Araki gradually came to a conclusion that changed everything women are people“ this had me crackin up fr lmfao
Kakyoin is bi for sure. That rerorero trick will work wonders on a woman sure, but what’s the only body part that could resemble the cherries he practices on..?
*THE STEEL BALLS-*
EXACTLY
Eyeballs?
yess kakyoin bi
Ay ay you getting somewhere
There's also the fact that Joseph considered kissing Speedwagon for a split second in response to when Caesar started kissing the random girl.
He only didn’t do it because he remembered he was in fascist Italy.
cant blame him 😏
As a fellow homosexual, I 100% agree with this list. Like, I saw Jewce mans video before this, and when he said that Josuke was straight, I spat out my water. Like, hello??? Josuke? Straight?? Are we watching the same part??
Also, I have to say BIG BRAIN moment for stating that Giorno is Aro/ace👏
@@lowlifemoose What??
btw jewce man is mostly shitposting, he even acknowledged in the middle of his other gay jojo videos that he is making up shit and being inconsistent, so dont need to get mad he aint disrespecting lgbt he just shitposts. dont kill me for saying this please :(
Which Josuke
Josuke is not straight. You don't take your bros to a 5 star resturant unless there are 3 of you, otherwise its fast food places like McDonalds.
@@kashers6176 Part 4 Josuke
the only straight jojo character is iggy
That was a perfect explanation for Jonathan. It’s impossible for him to be gay, because otherwise he would be with the god speedwagon
I thought you just wanted to live a quiet life?
I wonder who keeps liking my replies
“Imagine you’re bisexual”
Me, an actual bisexual: *I don’t have to imagine*
"You think being bisexual keeps you from heaven because the bible says so, i think being bisexual keeps you from heaven because it robs the ability to imagine oneself being bisexual. We are not the same."
-Enrico Pucci
So Speedwagon or Erina?
@@AliceSiuASK Speedwagon obviously
@@AliceSiuASK erina
Same
Gappy is literally the straightest JoJo, I'm glad this was established
But I shall not accept that Kakyoin is straight
I agree man…
Kakyoin is MILF_lover_69, we can make all the fanfics we want with him and our OC's but the truth is, he's probably straight.
He has literally only shown attraction to women
Nah dude. Kakyoin is only attracted to jotaro's mom, what can i say...he's a mommy kid XD
aroace kak for the win
5:17 ok LISTEN as a big PB stan I love Speedwagon with basically my entire heart but I will NOT STAND for this Erina slander?!?! She is strong as heck?! And wonderful? She is a woman doctor in the late 1800s, she raises both her son and grandson almost by herself (Speedwagon obviously helped! But this is still a lot of work and a big accomplishment! Especially since both were following intensely personal tragedies!), she was one of the first people to really hold there own against Dio - again as a 12yo girl in the late 1800s - and is even mentioned in SDC! By Dio! HE REMEMBERS HIS HUMILIATION AT HER HANDS. I LOVE IT.
She is such a strong and caring woman ok, I cannot stand (lol) how people in this fandom put her down just because she wasn’t flashy and in your face about it.
I fully agree and concur. Erina, the Jojo matriarch, is amazing.
nobody disrespect Erina 😤
ERINA APPRECIATORS STAND UP ✨✨
i think the closest i’ve ever had to a near death experience was when i was on instagram, saw a jojo pride post, and found a comment that said, word for word, “I’m not homo but I’m just saying that i hate this because josuke is saying happy pride month and he doesn’t like gays”
damn do they know josuke personally? tell him to text me back
it's because he hatecrimed rohan
This makes me die inside
I'm straight and what the fuck that is a gay man right there
I was gonna say i highly disagree with Jotaro being the gayest JoJo because of how tough he comes off as and just how he acts in general but then i remembered i hide a lot of my emotions and try to act "tough" or serious sometimes and i too am gay as shit
thank you for your service
He swears at girls and screams alot than brings a random student that was me home after he beated the student half death
@@anormalguy9346 you are great
HE LEGIT JUST PROVED HOW GAY JOTARO IS
Or maybe he just dislike ppl in general hence him being alone. Nothing to do with sexuality.
I like the fact that you are making a believable analysis about every Jojo’s sexuality based on real evidence and not speaking nonsense like Juiceman or whatever his name is
juiceman 💀💀
that's Jewceman's take is supposed to be a joke
Ill rather have jotaro a fuvkibg badass who beat up man and women respectively not some gay uh idk not gay if u say im racist i heard it 100 times from twitter your jotaro is gay can eat your left nut
jewceman said "oh? youre even remotely feminine? gay."
@@qsadgv.e1468 i mean you can be gay AND badass
look at jotaro
I’ve always liked to think that Jotaro only got married and has children to continue with the Joestar bloodline cuz he knew no one else in his family was going to
I’m so proud Araki finally realized that women are people too.
You're joking right lacking context
Do you know when Stone Ocean came out
@@LamboJ20 no even before that cmon man part 2 Joseph's mom for example
unnecessary feminism.
What are you on about?
Wait what does heterosexual even mean??
RIGHT????
it doesnt even exist tf
@@cryingissofun7432 >:/ tf r you talkin about
@@heenthousiast383 shawty take a joke pls
@@cryingissofun7432 same to you ;)
I really truly feel in my heart that the only way jotaro ever had hetero sex was blackout drunk at a party in college one time, and then never again but got a kid out of it 😭
here’s my take:
Jonathan: a straight man, but an ally none the less
Joseph: a disaster bi are you kidding me
Jotaro: gay man
Josuke: another bisexual icon
Giorno: the most iconic aroace in anime ever
Jolyne: no labels, she doesn’t care! Jolyne likes sexy people.
The only acceptable take.
I like to think that Josuke doesn’t know he’s bisexual so he has to dramatically come out to everyone (but everyone already knows because it’s really really obvious)
Johnny: uhhh... There is A LOT of suggestive scenes with Gyro, they slept together for most of the race, but they would sometimes talk about their type of girls and the other wouldn't judge even if it was weird so, two bisexual men who didn't figure out they're into each other? Two straight dudes who are perfectly secure in their sexuality and igaf about people thinking they're together bc they dont care about opinions? Two dudes who are in a open relationship? Jojo makes my brain hurts, I just go 'cool fight cool' whenever I read it
part of Gappy's whole motivation is that he likes a girl, but he's also quite literally two men stuck together trying to be one, so bruh
oh my god thank you
(Sorry for my pretty lame english since isnt my first lenguaje)
I must dissagre with Jonathan being straigth. He isnt, and here is why.
Its true than mostly of us would chose Speedwagon over Erina, but lemme say something, Jonathan isnt like mostly of us. He is a true gentleman.
Stoping Dio was his priority, and he was ready to sacrifice whatever it tooks, even his own personal hapinnes and love life.
Proof of this is that even when Dio promised him to live forever with Erina, he rejected his offer no matter what, cuz even if he loves Erina, he loves world safety more.
Dang, he left Erina even when she was his dream girl in order to save the world.
So, even having the posibility to being with Robert, he has a priority wich is killing Dio. And even after Dio's "death", Jonathan already was in a relationship with Erina even before to meet Speedwagon, he wouldnt be able to cheat her, since that isnt what a gentleman does.
Jonathan love is just to pure to even exist, as Jonathan himself. Isnt a sexual or purely romantic love, is even more far than these.
Jonathan doesnt gave a fuck that Speedwagon was a criminal before they met, i dont think than Speedwagon being a men will be such a big deal for Jonathan, since he doesnt see social status or genders, just souls and true fellings. He is a pansexual and nobody can change my mind.
make your own video you absolute legend i'll promote it
Jonathan being pansexual is the most based opinion I've ever heard in my entire fucking life.
OMG, YOU GO KING!
I love this fucking comment
I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS COMMENT
i thought this man was crazy when he said that jotaro was the gayest jojo of them all. but after being given numerous points and facts i admit defeat. jotaro truly is the gayest joestar
Bro had a full developmental arc watching this video, we love to see it
You were brainwashed by blatant lies.
I’ve never seen such a brutal dissection of another video
The arguments for Giorno's asexuality sound more like he's on that sigma male grindset. Dissappear for a year, get buff, start a business and get rich without anyone knowing your next move 😤. Which also makes his placement spot on funnily enough.
So what, that doesn't prove he isn't ace nor does it prove he might be straight/bi/gay, no one knows his sexuality.
It doesn't take away the possibility of him being ace. You *probably* just don't want him to be ace. Most of the arguments in the video don't 100% prove that they might be gay/bi/straight as well. It's all somehow vague (because some arguments are based on stereotypes and assumptions that strong friendships is equals to being romantic), not just Giorno's.
Not that deep@@youtubeaccount6726
My reasons for why Kakyoin is not straight, but bi instead:
1) I like him
2) I am bisexual
3) C’mon man give me this one
all very good reasons
These are very excellent points
Approved 👍🍒
Someone had to say it💅💅💅😴
That's the same reason why ""straight boys"" are in denial with some jojo characters being gay, but you do you lmfao💀
Imagine thinking jotaro is heterosexual. Inconceivable
RIGHT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@@KittenSickle okay so i got distracted from the original vid but im now watching it and im losing my mind at saying that jonathan is straight... because he's victorian??? like HELLO??????? oscar fucking wilde is only two decades jonathan's *senior* like. the heterosexuality of that take is overwhelming.
He's AT LEAST bi.
@Killua Zoldyck being masculine doesn’t make you straight
@@estebann2007 there’s no evidence of him being gay outside of yowie head cannon. You seriously can’t even back it up.
"Jotaro hates women." I don't think Jotaro hates woman I just think that hes annoyed by them or is uncomfortable with them. But yeah he ain't straight.
Yeah I think this idea that he hates women is a little ridiculous lmao. With the exception of Jolyne, Suzi Q and maybe his wife (idk we literally don’t know anything about her), every woman Jotarō has been forced to interact with has legitimately been super annoying so of course he’s gonna tell them to fuck off lmao. He treats men the same way.
@@MyNegroAcademia he was okay with the little girl in part 3 i think
@@inestar208 that's cus she was a child and we all know jotaro loves children (in a friendly way)
@@MyNegroAcademia He loves his mother too, he was just going through the emo phase.
The amount of times I’ve returned to this video and witnessing this fine specimen’s spiral with Jotaro at the end makes me giggly and kick my legs.
Damn pointing out that Giorno is aro/ace is actually such a big ephiphany moment for me. I always feel like shipping Giorno with anybody feels wrong and not quite right (apart bc he is too young). He just gives off the "romance is a hassle, I just want to pursue my dream" vibe. The ace icon we need
I know its a joke but the milf hunter kakyoin thing has really brushed over Kakyoin's actual character tbh. Are we really not gonna forget Kakyoin is canonically written to be an effeminate male to balance out the part 3 joestar group? Also when talking about Holly, he used gender neutral terms. He wanted someone like Holly not Holly herself. This is why JotaKak is so popular in the fandom. Are we really gonna forget he went on the journey solely out of gratitude for Jotaro and wanted to find friends😭 like yea,the milf thing is funny but then ppl really take it seriously sometimes.
ARE WE GONNA FORGET THAT YAS-WALK HE DID DOWN THE STAIRS IN HIS FIRST APPEARANCE??
Free my man Kakyoin he does NOT deserve the milf hunter reputation. Leave my personal autism allegory alone please >:(
(My boy Okuyasu DIRECTLY went up to Josuke and called his mom hot (In the bro kind of way) where is HIS reputation)
He did not use gender neutral he said "a woman like her" also jotakak is literal a "Ships That Pass in the Night" by fujoshis like CLAMP and their "moments" are thing not in the manga and made to appeal to them
teravidi: you are bisexual
me: YES, I AM
teravidi: both speedwagon and erina are in love with you. who do you choose?
me: BOTH
YES
jonathan has TWO hands
@@carlaar5348 TRUE FACTS!!!!!!!!
I said the same thing lmao
I SCREAM THE SAME THING DKSMSMS
as a gay, i Must Extremely disagree with the "kakoyin is straight" SLANDER that directly contradicts the fact that every second that he was on screen my gaydar was blaring in my ears so loud they were bleeding. kakoyin is a bi ICON and we shall treat him as SUCH
hot take: demisexual, demiromanic jotaro, with a preference towards men
Now this is big brain
HELL. YES.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
agree agree.
Yes
thank you for your academic research. for too long we have allowed Jewce Man to spill his vitriol over araki's creation
thank you for joining the fight, good soldier
Remember when Gappy went on a date with Rai in that car. It was also in a tree too but still.
just two guys being dudes
that was to reinforce his heterosexuality
dude questioned and decided being gay wasn't for him, if anything that makes him even straighter because he's approaching his heterosexuality with INTENT
also fully accepting that getting into a car accident can be a date
As an Italian who is watching this at 4 am while taking a shit i can conferm that Italy is a gay Disneyland
Wait wtf timmy would never tweet that i'm shook 😭😭😭
I SWEAR TO GOD HE DID
Whotheheckareyou
giorno does get matching suits with mista at the end of part 5, id chalk it up as squad drip but the squad's all dead... so the key question in deciding if this is gay or not is, if you make group plans and everyone else cancels, is it a date?
Giorno and mista are just being European
@@repulsethemonkey1396 as a European, the line between gay and European is incredibly thin.
Are we just gonna forget when Giorno gave Mista a Golden Experience?
@@vanguardRailgun924 yes because that was healing
@@vanguardRailgun924 btw I know it was a joke please don’t come after me
I am a straight man and thus lack some of the nuanced knowledge you gays possess. However, I could still feel that there was something very wrong with Jewcemans takes. It is as if he just lazily puts a list together without actually thinking much about it. You have done us all a great service for uprooting the narrative he imposed onto the jojo fandom.
No need to be gay to get that JweceMan's videos aren't serious or seriously made. I'm straight as it can be and even I could tell he was spitting bullshit through his teeth. Just by the montage, the tone of his voice and the text, you could smell the insiduous stink of the fallacy, and I'm sure as Hell he knew he was spitting non-sense but since "JOJO=GAY ! HU-UUGHHH" makes views for whatever the reason Trump was elected, he didn't drop the act and pursued it.
@@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 Very well put.
“Italy is basically gay Disney land”
As a classicist and a historian with interest in Ancient Rome, I can confirm this as true. The amount of words Latin has for gay sex and people who like to have gay sex is staggering when compared to almost any other European languages of the time. It would make even an Athenian blush.
"giorno giovanna is the most legendary asexual icon"
me an asexual: HELL YEA
Remember..... Spongebob is canon ace too
Ain’t asexual where u lay damn eggs😂
@@jontyjan no that's Kakyoin
Luffy is ace, Goku is ace etc etc
@@Sir_J4ck is Luffy canon ace? Like it's pretty obvious he is but has Eijiro Oda said anything about it?
IM IN TEARS JOTARO IS LITERALLY A TWUNK BUT THE STRAIGHT BOYS ARE LIKE “NOOOOO STOP FORCING LABELS ONTO CHARACTERS” LIKE IDK HOW TO TELL YOU JOTARO IS NOT INTERESTED IN WOMEN AND WAS PRESSURED INTO MARRIAGE WITH ONE THAT FAILED MISERABLY
What has this generation come to
@@jontyjan honestly
@@jontyjan yeah
None of us are saying that, Jotaro is very obviously not interested in women. The most convincing evidence is where araki says it fucking outright.
Your name has uwu in it and you support gay jojo ships honestly I really cant stand people like you
when was it ever mentioned that Jotaro didnt like women and he liked men instead? He never had a good love life because he didnt need it , he was busy and all
but when he got one he couldnt keep it going anyway
"have you ever fall in love with a coworker you've known for a week" let me introduce you to the lesbian community
Giorno did not hold Naracia’s dead body and gentle shelter him in flowers to have their friendship denied like this
Adding to the Johnny part, there is a scene in the manga where he gets a hotel room with Gyro and they show the room. You can see the things of both and a single bed
wait when???
@@percyyyy Im not sure about the chapter number, but Im guessing they are referring to the episode called The Duty of Gyro Zeppeli Part 2. Right at the end the enemy called Oyecomova makes his first appearance and enters Johnny and Gyro's room 👀
"Both speedwagon and erina are in love with you. who do you choose?"
Being a nonbinary pansexual switch: I've never made a decision in my life and you're asking me to start now?
That's a mood.
Speedwagon, you would married the ultimate human being
Erina, I’m not worthy to be in Speedwagon’s presence.
@@vanguardRailgun924 he's too good.( ;∀;)
I felt this with all fibers of my soul
Finally somebody acknowledged Jotaro as the gayest. The man screams deeply closeted gay man with internalized homophobia. His overtly negative reaction towards women hitting on him could also be resentment towards heteronormativity.
To anyone arguing this point, I would really invite you to read up on 1) how long homosexuality was (and in many places, still is) illegal, 2) how gay men of the 80ties were treated in general, 3) how common it was for gay men and women to enter heterosexual marriages to hide or to confirm to heteronormativity, 4) queercoding and the hays code which influences media portrayal to this day. Then please also remember that part 3 came out in 1989.
He's married and has a kid, he's not gay
@@theStridingRebel a wife and daughter he ignored to look at dolfins and have a flex-off with muscular men.
@@peacedustinc.7108 he's straight, cope harder
@@theStridingRebel cope on DEEZ nuts
@@theStridingRebel please just look up lavender marriges XD
I always thought Jotaro was either asexual or gay so this all works out lol. I'm also glad Araki found out women are people
I think you’re actually being serious
this is my new favorite comment i think it's really funny
@@KittenSickle oh god
I agree with everything here but I think that Josuke is bi. Other than that yeah it all makes sense
But idk maybe I am just stinky stupid
@@Clarkamadorian I agree
"Sure, you could say he works well with Mista" *Literally shows the scene of Giorno slipping his hand down Mista's pants*
They’re legit doing the
Yeah we gay
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You dont get it, its "friendship" with the homies!
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
"Jotaro is clearly straight"
"But araki wrote him?"
"Youre right, hes totally gay"
Bro fr 💀
Araki is a straight man 😂
I noped out of the original video when he said jotaro was anything even approaching straight. thank you for taking on this important work
Big fan of the Johnny part. This conversation needed to happen, I’m glad you were able to so eloquently compact all of the details in a few minutes. I feel like you’d make an amazing lawyer.
finally, someone who is able to see giorno as the aro/ace icon that he is 😔
thank you for bringing this video to the hellsite that is youtube, i would have died of rage at jewce man's slander if it werent for this beautiful 18 minutes of content
"Have you ever fallen in love with a coworker you've known for a week? Get help!"
Great line
I think a factor we could include is gender expression vs sexuality. As you mentioned that Gappy is the straightest due to his feelings with Yasuho, we could say that his mannerisms and expression is gay. He wears lipstick and tight ahh sailor clothes, people can mistake him for being homosexual. And then there's Jotaro, who's in the opposite side of the spectrum, is very masculine in his expression, but he's possibly gay in his sexuality.
Also, I was so happy when you said that Giorno is possibly AroAce, as someone who's under the spectrum myself :D
I’d like to share my opinion that no one asked for:
Jonathan: Straight but an ally. He knows his other family members are gay and while he doesn’t quite understand them, he’ll support them till the end of time.
Joseph: Extremely bisexual, he just wants to fuck.
Jotaro: As stated in the video, he is gay. In SDC I believe he was a closeted gay who was homophobic as a way to cope. But then he traveled with two bisexuals and two gays thus starting his way out of closet. After Kakyoin died and he married and had a kid, he realized he had been suppressing his feeling but it was too late to do anything about it and it ruined his mental health.
Josuke: Gay
Giorno: I agree with the fact that he is Ace but I do believe he is Homoromantic though at the same time will not care if he gets into a relationship or not.
Jolyne: Now I have not read Stone Ocean but Jolyne hits me as a raging lesbian, or bisexual who is attracted to women and non-binary people. Anasui, who I do headcannon as ftm, was originally supposed to be a female but I think the editors made Araki change him.
Johnny: Haven’t read SBR but Johnny is gay
Gappy: Straight and not an ally or homophobe just doesn’t really understand.
Gappy has two dads...
@@wonderstuck-gg he also has 2 moms
@@wonderstuck-gg well I haven’t read Jojolion but I don’t think being a fusion counts
Giorno is earthoromantic
Anasui wasn't changed because any editors, araki answered why he changed anasui. He wanted to "portray a character with an androgynous image that went beyond the standard definition of genders." Editors cant stop araki, mans too powerful
"He doesn't disrespect women, he disrespects loud and annoying women"
As a women this just means he disrespects women lmao
i totally agree
but does it make him any less gay
sadly no
As a woman, I think people should be judged individually. So loud and annoying women aren’t worthy of respect either xD
I am in absolute disbelief that you left out the frankly most damning piece of evidence of Jotaro being gay - that his stand, the most humanoid one in the series, is just a straight up MAN. A WHOLEASS, BUFF, BEAUTIFUL, S P A R K L I N G MAN, WITH TRANS FLAG COLORS IN P4 TO BOOT. LIKE BRO!!!!
I can see your point.
Buuuuut Part 3 Jotaro and Star Platinum have coordinating ace colors
Or, you know, it would show his manliness. Cause Jotaro was suppose to be manly.
@@duelist4512 no its to show his gayness
@@leonliptak Pretty sure it's not.
Blud is the nerd emoji irl
i literally can’t stop watching this you’re so so so right it’s so nice to see jewce man torn to shreds and i feel like we would be best friends
thank you darling
You should totally follow up on Jewceman's video on the Jobros. I would love to see where you rank the jobros sexuality-wise
i will!
@@KittenSickle is been a year since you released that video. What are you doing sr?
@@Ttegegg he is probably researching and thinking where to put them
your brain is so big thank you so much for your service
the love & support of fellow geniuses is the only thing that fuels my continued existence. thank you for granting me another day of life