CORRECTLY Ranking Every JoJo From Straightest to Gayest

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  • @justa-walrus3763
    @justa-walrus3763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3692

    Why is college student Elton John explaining to me why some gay characters are gayer then other gay characters.

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +670

      i very much like this comment

    • @blacksabbath5300
      @blacksabbath5300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@KittenSickle honestly, I know a below average amount of things about JoJo's, and I believe this is the first time I've stumbled across you, I have been confused and amused throughout this whole video

    • @MenteBellica-cg4di
      @MenteBellica-cg4di หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gg

  • @SkjernOmme
    @SkjernOmme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7697

    Jotaro be like : "You're gay because you're attracted to men, I'm gay because i hate women. We are not the same"

    • @pepsiman8869
      @pepsiman8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      Its like saying you are vegan couse you like animals am vegan couse i hate plants

    • @RoyalPennyTea
      @RoyalPennyTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@pepsiman8869 LOL

    • @YaBoiAshX
      @YaBoiAshX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He is the one of the only 2 jojos to marry a women and have a baby but his more gay than giorno?????

    • @SkjernOmme
      @SkjernOmme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      @@YaBoiAshX plenty of gay men have had wife and child because they might not have come to terms with their sexuality. Giorno don't care about sex or fitting in. He only care about the grindset

    • @anormalguy9346
      @anormalguy9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Okay i'm going to make a quick debunk here because apparently people actually believe this guy when he said that Jotaro is gay.
      *1.* Jotaro doesn't hate all women,the manga stated that he only hates "ANNOYING women" as in the type to simp over him.
      *2.* Jotaro divorced his wife is not because of his "gayness" as this guy claimed,but it's because he was too busy focusing on his work. Also,in the image that Teravidi himself posted at 15:52,it freaking explained that one of the reasons why he avoids his family is because of him being troubled by enemies that made him lose some sleep and it even said that it costs him his HAPPINESS.
      *3.* Teravidi contradicts his own words by saying that he's not compatible with women and his gayness is the reason why he abandoned Jolyne,even though this doesn't give us any explanation at all as to why he married Jolyne's mom in the first place if he's into dudes.
      *4.* When Hierophant Green possessed the school nurse,Jotaro was unable to attack the Stand without damaging her,so what do you think he did in this situation? He forcefully kisses her and makes Star Platinum bite Hierophant Green,thus pulling the Stand out of her through her mouth. What kind of gay man would do this? The school nurse is also one of the few women who didn't simp towards Jotaro that much. Jotaro even gave a speech about how it's evil for Kakyoin to use the weak for his own gain,ESPECIALLY a women. Yes,he said "especially a women",i didn't make that up.
      *5.* Even if you dumb enough to ignore all those examples i mentioned before,this doesn't mean that he's gay either because guess what? He has NEVER once showned any affection to a man before. This only means that he's asexual,not gay.
      *6.* That interview with Araki proved nothing because him saying "he's not interested with woman that much" and "he's the straightforward kinda guy" simply means that Jotaro is the typical edgey anime character who only likes a certain woman and the guy that doesn't like to hang out very much kinda like Sasuke,Vegeta,Hiei,etc
      The guy's list is also wrong too because he's ONLY judging each Jojo characters by their personality,not other things like clothes and some questionable things they do too. In my opinion,this is the what the straightest to gayest Jojo ranked should be:
      *1.* Jonathan
      *2.* Joseph
      *3.* Jotaro
      *4.* Gappy
      Yes,i do know that he's the only Jojo here to have an actual on screen relationship with a girl,but that still doesn't excuse as to why he's wearing that ridiculously gay sailor outfit. Let me ask you this,what kind of straight man are there would go to the mirror and wears that outfit,then said "Oh i'm gonna wear this everytime"? He's definitely straight,but with a little tiny bit of gayness in it because no pure straight man would wear that outfit
      *5.* Johnny
      Johnny has 2 kids and already had sex with a woman twice,but i'll put it here because of Gyro........ obviously
      *6.* Jolyne
      I would put Jolyne at straight if she wasn't into Ermes aswell like there's definitely something going around between the 2,however(like Johnny) she also seems to prefer the opposite gender more than her own
      *7.* Giorno
      Giorno may be the type to focus more on his work rather than relationship,but this doesn't change the fact that he dresses like a lesbian,has the gayest pose in all of Jojo,and how he literally lets a man lick his own face. Giorno is definitely into guys,but one thing he does care more about it is his grindset
      *8.* Josuke

  • @zigzagzoom369
    @zigzagzoom369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7329

    "Jotaro is the kind of guy who uses being gay as an excuse to be misogynistic" is the most accurate take I've ever seen.

    • @user-he8nj6fy7p
      @user-he8nj6fy7p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I can't agree more

    • @izality1691
      @izality1691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      21st century blue haired 13 year olds

    • @YouHadMeAtHalo
      @YouHadMeAtHalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@izality1691 what?

    • @cuhgaming4943
      @cuhgaming4943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No not really

    • @FC_.
      @FC_. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@izality1691 ??

  • @cherniichai
    @cherniichai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    Kakyoin is as straight as a ruler. But like the somewhat flexible wobbly plastic ones you get at elementary school.

    • @TheREALCarmenR
      @TheREALCarmenR ปีที่แล้ว +195

      I think that's the case with nearly all straight Jojo's characters.

    • @tenseishiyou
      @tenseishiyou 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      i don’t know if this was the intention but this might be the funniest metaphor for bisexuality i’ve ever seen

    • @blehh_mae
      @blehh_mae 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      at first i thought you meant ruler as in a political ruler, and thats pretty damn gay

    • @rocket_droid
      @rocket_droid หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      so bisexual

    • @Smona
      @Smona หลายเดือนก่อน

      he's the "I'm straight, but 20$ is 20$" kind of straight

  • @taylorv9739
    @taylorv9739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4374

    I think we can never know Giorno’s sexuality. The real answer is “who knows”. We only met giorno for a week.

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

      We will never reach the truth

    • @averageinternettroll
      @averageinternettroll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Official JESUS CHRIST how do you feel about Christians that condemn gay men?

    • @jhawkshaw
      @jhawkshaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      But we do know his favourite music

    • @taylorv9739
      @taylorv9739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jhawkshaw Prince?

    • @jhawkshaw
      @jhawkshaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@taylorv9739 Jeff Beck

  • @rrainey758
    @rrainey758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2436

    are we not putting josuke's bag pose as a point for his homosexuality?? He literally ends his entire part with that

    • @imnobody4416
      @imnobody4416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      "let's go" casually breaks back

    • @john.4987
      @john.4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@imnobody4416 it's not the only time his back has been broken, proven by him doing it so casually, and this is further proof that he is in fact homosexual.

    • @imnobody4416
      @imnobody4416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@john.4987 Can't argue with that since I, myself, have scoliosis and am I'm fact a homosexual.

    • @john.4987
      @john.4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@imnobody4416 exactly. my logic is flawless

    • @manlyman923
      @manlyman923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s just a pose it doesn’t rlly have any impact on his sexuality

  • @maris5058
    @maris5058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5291

    Imagine you are bisexual.
    Bisexuals: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @wasabi505
    @wasabi505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    interviewer: what’s jotaro’s type of woman?
    araki: next question

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      His type is tradicional japanese women. It's written in Jotaro's profile in part 3 manga

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@lain5858 Yeah, I can see him writing "Yamato nadeshiko" as a means of dodging the question because he ultimately believes that kind of woman to be a statistical impossibility and therefore something he can project his closeted emotions onto

  • @thetranscestor9296
    @thetranscestor9296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    Giorno really puts the arrow in aroace

  • @marsie4642
    @marsie4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    Being gay because you like men: ❌
    Being gay because you hate women: ✅
    -Probably Jotaro

    • @isamuel0643
      @isamuel0643 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      So is Jotaro gay

    • @RuphasNegsMarvel
      @RuphasNegsMarvel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Jotaro is heck no gay, he just hates everyone

    • @inanis.mediastinum
      @inanis.mediastinum 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The Romans:

    • @Milkguy33
      @Milkguy33 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      jolyne's mom: 🌚

    • @rocket_droid
      @rocket_droid หลายเดือนก่อน

      bisexual 🙏

  • @kaloofy3500
    @kaloofy3500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9072

    “Does this make him sexist? And problematic? Yeah! But does it also make him gay! Yeah!!” This is just the entire Greek philosophy right there

    • @buchelaruzit
      @buchelaruzit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dsgkgjggsk

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      OMG LMAOOO

    • @moaigod69
      @moaigod69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Fellow Greek here, agreed.

    • @kara2010
      @kara2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@moaigod69 i love greek jojo fans

    • @moaigod69
      @moaigod69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@kara2010 oh really? Cool, thank you I guess lmao

  • @omegothic
    @omegothic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    "giorno doesn't like narancia"
    he literally cried for the first time since he was little when narancia died, even though he knew crying was useless. he may be aromantic/asexual, but he's certainly not aplatonic.

    • @margapoopy
      @margapoopy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      giorno wasn't crying, narancia was. they swapped bodies

    • @youkofoxy
      @youkofoxy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@margapoopy But it was Giorno soul.

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@margapoopy narancia was long gone, why would his body being crying except because giorno was upset about his death

  • @BohemianScandalous
    @BohemianScandalous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1517

    4:10 to be fair, Gappy was born from two dudes so that sailor suit is 100% the product of his gay dads. He’s just an average straight boy with gay parents.

    • @tnt300
      @tnt300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      this is the best take on gappy yet

    • @user-JJ1998
      @user-JJ1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let the Ace ppl have something pls

    • @tnt300
      @tnt300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@user-JJ1998 Okay. Have Giorno.

    • @guilhermesousacapano9365
      @guilhermesousacapano9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Gay+gay=straight

    • @tnt300
      @tnt300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@guilhermesousacapano9365 two gays make a straight

  • @reolio8634
    @reolio8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4011

    "jotaro is straight" have you seen a straight man wear tigerprint pants voluntarily

    • @SAIMONch
      @SAIMONch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Periodt

    • @gorinogiovanna3067
      @gorinogiovanna3067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Nah he's straight they just dress very crazy

    • @Alpha-fq9hc
      @Alpha-fq9hc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's just what jostars wear

    • @kakyoin6813
      @kakyoin6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FACT

    • @Dash_810
      @Dash_810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Every Rockstar of the 80's, you know, like Araki was basing it off of ??????

  • @shoshishoshi127
    @shoshishoshi127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4057

    "Araki gradually came to a conclusion that changed everything: Women are people." Lmao I love that part. I observed that from Araki, too. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bane_Amesta
      @Bane_Amesta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Yeah I remember an interview about how ashamed he was about his female characters early on his career. Is kinda funny that it took him so long to realize that he only needed to change the pronouns to get it xD

    • @LegoAlex99
      @LegoAlex99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@Bane_Amesta Well the problem is that
      1: Old shonen manga female characters were always like that and editors didn't take kindly to any strong changes in the trope,Lisa Lisa is already huge in terms of female representation,a woman being the sensei to the MC? Unthinkable uh but he did it,she was beaten ofc but that's how things had to go for the MC Aka Joseph to win
      2: He was not confident in his ability to write women let alone a female protagonist,but he wanted to challenge himself and actually try with Stone Ocean,he wasn't suddenly aware that women existed lol he just didn't feel capable enough to write em which i appreciate the honesty of way more than just half hassing it
      I mean say what you will but remember,Erina bitch slapped Dio and called him out right on the spot,Suzie Q also gave Joseph a good trashing after all he did and wasn't your typical wife,Yukako is..complicated but is an important character in the sense that she was one if not THE first yandere character in all manga so that should amount to something ig,Trish should have had more spotlight and i think everyone can agree on that but she wasn't just a baggage and ultimately they managed to beat Diavolo ALSO because of her,and well everything after Part 5 is history.
      Just wanted to express my thoughts on this hope it wasn't too long or bothersome lol

    • @skyco5395
      @skyco5395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      kinda sad Kishimoto couldn't come up with that conclusion

    • @redactedoktor
      @redactedoktor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@LegoAlex99 Araki was very ahead of his time. Maybe not by todays standards, but the risks he took in part 2 were stunning for the time period. A main character who is not your typical good guy role model? And killing the main character?! It was unheard of! And his honesty for how he feels about writing female characters is actually very telling of his character. The more I learn about Araki the more I like the guy! I even read his book on writing manga and it was great! I love learning about the person behind the art, especially when it makes me appreciate the art even more!

    • @LegoAlex99
      @LegoAlex99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@redactedoktor couldn't agree more

  • @keftes9401
    @keftes9401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    As a lesbian it pains me deeply to know you overlooked all the shit jolyne had going on with her homegirl hermes and f.f., i expect a video apology to all us lesbians and sapphics

    • @EmmaBonn96
      @EmmaBonn96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I’m with you on this, sister.

    • @EmmaBonn96
      @EmmaBonn96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I fully believe Jolyne called FF queer as a compliment

    • @uglybawbiess4576
      @uglybawbiess4576 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@EmmaBonn96 FF is canonically non binary

    • @xiaomao133
      @xiaomao133 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@uglybawbiess4576 FF isnt even a real person so yeah

    • @crabrave42069
      @crabrave42069 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@xiaomao133 take that back now 🔫

  • @جالبالخير-خ2خ
    @جالبالخير-خ2خ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5397

    Why this guy looks like he is about to cry?

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

      help

    • @Orangeballs60
      @Orangeballs60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@KittenSickle why don’t u post I enjoy it like ur fun ur a good TH-camr

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      @@Orangeballs60 i'm a busy guy! but i'll make more videos i promise you. thanks for the encouragement!

    • @sheepreal1320
      @sheepreal1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@KittenSickle can you give me the source of araki confirming that jotaro isnt interested in women?

    • @juliiju0484
      @juliiju0484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes we is

  • @Mishihao
    @Mishihao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    "Jojo is by bisexuals, for bisexuals"
    Never forget with phrase my guy, cool video, I really like it and I 100% agree with it.

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      THANK YOU

    • @Mishihao
      @Mishihao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KittenSickle you too king!!

    • @uncleraider4044
      @uncleraider4044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me being straight: *Fear*

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@uncleraider4044 Jojo Is Not For You. Leave Now Or I Will Make You Gone

    • @lily-_-
      @lily-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

  • @smproductions7141
    @smproductions7141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    Finally, the intellectual driving force we need in the JoJo fandom. Experienced, knowledgeable in the true gay subtext of JoJo and unaffected by the tempting thought traps of shipping and headcanons. This video is incredible. You've earned my respect.

    • @mmarissaa
      @mmarissaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      COULDNT AGREE MORE BUDDY- im so tired. you’d expect to see more homosexuals with great judgment in the jojo fandom, but all you get are the straightest dudes who make the same three jokes everyday

    • @smproductions7141
      @smproductions7141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@mmarissaa The unfunny joke spamming is literally the worst part about Jojo fans.

    • @mmarissaa
      @mmarissaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@smproductions7141 it’s the only part of the fandom at this point... besides this masterpiece of a video

    • @williamsapong81
      @williamsapong81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mmarissaa Honestly, when it comes to mainstream fan culture in video games, anime, etc., gay men have a noticeably smaller presence compared to their female counterparts.

  • @The_BlOb
    @The_BlOb ปีที่แล้ว +391

    This man really just decided to make the single most amazing video ever, and disappeared from the internet. Mad respect

  • @nepenthejq8065
    @nepenthejq8065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    I actually hadn't realized before how much Araki has changed and progressed with how he writes women. I'd like to see your take on ranking the jobros if you make more videos like this. I'm intrigued as to why you think Kakyoin is straight, besides the MILF part.

    • @Chosisbox
      @Chosisbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Can Tin I mean it was in the late 1800's so it kinda fit the context back then.

    • @mmarissaa
      @mmarissaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Chosisbox also not to mention araki wrote part 1 in the 80’s

    • @RWBYraikou888
      @RWBYraikou888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Actually, yeah. Araki had a pretty misogynistic view of women back in the day, notably shown with Gorgeous Irene, and he ended up becoming much more well-informed after he married his wife. He's even gone so far as to say that he regrets writing Gorgeous Irene in the first place.

    • @tobasaful
      @tobasaful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RWBYraikou888 Where tf does he say that?

    • @amina..22
      @amina..22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ikr the cherry clothes are bisexual i mean do you think you would actually see kakyoin with a woman had he been alive

  • @frogb00ts
    @frogb00ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    The part where Yukako says all the things she likes about Koichi and Josuke just says 'yeah, she's got a point' has to at least bump him up one spot.

    • @jurekmc
      @jurekmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Koichi has a fucking harem in part 4, most of them men tho.

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      And then Okuyasu gets upset about it. Gay coding where the code is caesar cipher shift 26

    • @DeadpanVT
      @DeadpanVT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      The fact he takes okuyasu to a nice Italian restaurant like a diner date I ain't take my homies to that kinda place unless I'm fucking them.

    • @OmegaXis1064
      @OmegaXis1064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DeadpanVT you didn't had to tell us you've never been hungry with a bro that you just try new places, yet you did

    • @DeadpanVT
      @DeadpanVT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@OmegaXis1064 I ain't spending alot of money for italian restaurants for no one I'm not dating and I don't go out to eat because I'm American it's like 10x as expensive here then other countries

  • @thebluetoothspeaker
    @thebluetoothspeaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2642

    "what's jotaro's kind of woman?"
    "kakyoin"

    • @pepsiman8869
      @pepsiman8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Hello, how are you? I am in pain, jotaro seen this comment and agreed help

    • @JoeMama-me2yj
      @JoeMama-me2yj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I feel I should do the typical star finger joke but I shall not....you all know what it is anyways

    • @tnt300
      @tnt300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JoeMama-me2yj hot

    • @thelaboratoriansociety6704
      @thelaboratoriansociety6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      dolphin.

    • @ShadesMF
      @ShadesMF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The egg layer

  • @estromberg5153
    @estromberg5153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "Jotaro is straight because he's too masculine to be gay" my guy literally dresses like a fucking tom of finland character

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AHDKDKKGG YES

    • @DrBitchcraft.
      @DrBitchcraft. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      My take everytime someone says masculinity = straight.

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Got any context for a lady who is new to the LGBT?

    • @user-ux6bs1ck4r
      @user-ux6bs1ck4r 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Basically a synonym of masculine gay men

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-ux6bs1ck4r yea thats what jotaro would wear

  • @714KH
    @714KH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3638

    "Josuke is straight"
    No straight man is physically capable of popping and locking that bussy like Josuke did at the end of part 4. That was a pose that came to say "gay rights", and that is the hill I will die on.
    Edit: wow, I didn't expect this silly joke to get so many likes. Happy Pride you beautiful tingz! xoxo

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      my goodness this comment made me laugh so hard omggg 💀 YOU'RE RIGHT THO NO STRAIGHT PERSON THROWS IT BACK LIKE THAT !!!

    • @714KH
      @714KH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@geckopecko Yes exactly. I'm bi, so I could really only half ass it when I tried to do it 😂

    • @Oreo_salad
      @Oreo_salad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMFAO

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@714KH haha i'm bi as well and i also can't do it but honestly i can only blame my scoliosis smh 😭 btw happy pride month fellow bisexual

    • @714KH
      @714KH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@geckopecko Happy pride to you too!

  • @abigailpentolfe3781
    @abigailpentolfe3781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    Not only does this list feel completely accurate, but this video is simply hilarious. Comedic genius. I can confidently say that I have watched this video more than 10 times, and each time I do, I still laugh.

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      thank you. you're a legend

    • @eyeamthesolesbee4998
      @eyeamthesolesbee4998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KittenSickle so hilarious it made you puke Holy crap...

    • @mikemikemike6374
      @mikemikemike6374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IM SAYING!!! its midnight and im here again just for shits and giggles sbkfshkj

    • @alonetraveler5391
      @alonetraveler5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like Jewces was funnier to me and this video was good but strangely too weird for me

    • @friendlyneighbourhoodbisex4811
      @friendlyneighbourhoodbisex4811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ive rewatched it SO MUCH and I always see little bits I missed and its great

  • @sarabeatriz5569
    @sarabeatriz5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    "Jojo women"
    *Shows ceasar as the first result"
    And that's how I fucking died

  • @catconley1907
    @catconley1907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    The Erina Slander was UNCALLED FOR!!!! But everything else is correct

    • @EmmaBonn96
      @EmmaBonn96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I think the fact that Speedwagon is not an automatic choice for me over Erina is a good sign that I’m a lesbian.

    • @catconley1907
      @catconley1907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@EmmaBonn96 Literally same

    • @Tora..0207
      @Tora..0207 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Glad to see that there are fellow Erina appreciators! She became an absolute icon the second she bitch-slapped Dio ✨
      That and she scares Joseph, who couldn't even be controlled by the God Speedwagon and saved the world from naked Aztec bodybuilders.

    • @dalekwho1602
      @dalekwho1602 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah… As a straight woman I am actually considering Erina. That scene she defies Dio in her own way is quite powerful and refreshing, my favourite jojo scene with female even

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yeah almost a perfect video but coming after my girl like that was unnecessary

  • @sadlyimawake2359
    @sadlyimawake2359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    But that's just a theory. A GAY THEORY. Thanks for watching...

    • @barbaradegrado5729
      @barbaradegrado5729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wait a minute, I´ve heard that somewhere before...

    • @sansibit4706
      @sansibit4706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hold up

    • @mobii3733
      @mobii3733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666th like

    • @cleanfrank218
      @cleanfrank218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legendary comment

    • @jet_yb
      @jet_yb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “A GA-“

  • @theundeadcactus6194
    @theundeadcactus6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    wait...jotaro's the same age as my dad...and my dad is super gay...

  • @cosmically4286
    @cosmically4286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    This is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, the drama, the sadness, the desperation, the 8 stages of griefs, the fucking way the camera shakes after yelling twink. The day you upload a new video will be a day of joy and celebration in this fragile realm.

  • @ricky_or_robin2
    @ricky_or_robin2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    i say jolyne is pansexual because of the line "an organism that can have sex with anything it encounters? honestly i'm kinda jealous"

    • @cobiandiego5896
      @cobiandiego5896 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      true

    • @MrBruh-yb9qi
      @MrBruh-yb9qi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Spanish speakers: she wants to smash bread?

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      you're so right, the best part about there being so many sexualities is that there's a good one for each specific jojo

  • @valswans
    @valswans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    as far as i'm concerned, jolyne is gay enough to make up for her father's rampant misogyny. all the women loving in the family went to her and i thank her for her service and am looking respectfully

    • @EmmaBonn96
      @EmmaBonn96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      2 people in this family could say I’m happy with my wife.
      It’s Johnathan and Jolyne

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jotaro dont hate women. I dont even understand Why people think he is wrong for defending himself against girls harassing him.
      Maybe it's just bias towards man.

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@EmmaBonn96
      And Jotaro...he pretty much loved his wife

    • @valswans
      @valswans ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yikes

    • @mossandbones
      @mossandbones ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jolyne and Abbacchio are for the lesbians

  • @RickleVR
    @RickleVR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3024

    June is the month for Jojo

    • @Paul-iv5hu
      @Paul-iv5hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Best month is jojo month

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      this is perfection -trans ftm bi jojo fan

    • @Zimmykota
      @Zimmykota 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no.

    • @zhongxina6646
      @zhongxina6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This has nothing to with jojo but I think every day is jojo

    • @gungu5538
      @gungu5538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      June is when my birth day is
      June=birthday
      Gay=June
      Gay=June=birthday
      Conclusion I am gay

  • @mayu277
    @mayu277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Now this feels like a more accurate ranking for the Joestars. Now you HAVE to do a ranking for the JoBros.

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      i will!

    • @XxStrugglerxX
      @XxStrugglerxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@KittenSickle And for the villains,if you want!
      The LGBT Jojo community needs your wisdom!

    • @scripted4734
      @scripted4734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KittenSickle he will.. one day

    • @deviousdirtbag6814
      @deviousdirtbag6814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KittenSickle its been 6 months... please, i need your knowledge

    • @qsadgv.e1468
      @qsadgv.e1468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deviousdirtbag6814 its been a year

  • @savannahsistress
    @savannahsistress 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    jotaro to josuke: you’re gay because you like men, i’m gay because i hate women, we are not the same

  • @saintnicole3209
    @saintnicole3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    jotaro is one of those gays who thinks being gay gives him a pass to be misogynistic /jk

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      i totally see it

    • @MyNegroAcademia
      @MyNegroAcademia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Is he really misogynistic though? I feel like Jotarō acts the exact same way with men and that most of the women he’s forced to interact with just so happen to actually be annoying as fuck

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@MyNegroAcademia
      He was misogynistic as a teen, in his future appearances he gradually learns his errors

    • @underscore2736
      @underscore2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@WhaleManMan He's kinda of peoplegynistic in part 3, he basically tells everyone to go fuck themselves. He even says in the tower of grey fight that he doesn't mind women as long as they shut up and keep quiet, which is understandable. You ever seen those fight videos where the woman holding the camera is screaming louder than humanly possible, and being more annoying than humanly possible? That's basically all women in part 3, Anne included.

    • @saintnicole3209
      @saintnicole3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MyNegroAcademia i was just making a lighthearted comment ab how some gay dudes act so i'm not gonna respond to your takes but i appreciate you engaging with my comment! i hope you have a nice day :)

  • @lollynight4604
    @lollynight4604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    you've definitely changed my mind on jotaro. i've always assumed that he was asexual, but him actually being a deeply closeted gay man explains his ridiculous marriage so much better.

    • @crimsonking4151
      @crimsonking4151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Getting divorced makes you gay now?

    • @CDRW24
      @CDRW24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why would he be asexual if he has a daughter?

    • @ErivMaiden13
      @ErivMaiden13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@CDRW24 um, asexual people can have kids and have sex. There's a reason why asexuality and aromanticism are spectrums. Some aces experience sexual attraction, most don't, some do under specific circumstances. Also, you can be gay and still be ace. The same way you can be bi, het, pan or what have you and be aro/ace. Sexual attraction and libido aren't the same thing.

    • @zedaf872
      @zedaf872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CDRW24 he may be on the asexual spectrum not fully asexual but just a bit

    • @lollynight4604
      @lollynight4604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@crimsonking4151 no, but getting married to a woman despite clearly not being attracted to women makes you seem a bit gay

  • @formerly_human
    @formerly_human 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    "Imagine you are bisexual..." didn't even need to break a sweat.
    "And both Speedwagon and Erena are in love with you... who do you choose?" Well what can I say, I'm not leaving anybody behind in this sleepover

    • @animegurlmbp
      @animegurlmbp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I have never been so proud❤️❤️❤️
      I would literally fight Johnathan for Erina and Speedwagon is just, I think it's the hair, that makes him amazing.

    • @malaikaalhajry9584
      @malaikaalhajry9584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I myself would choose erina

    • @shreyashikamanav
      @shreyashikamanav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I would personally choose Erina because although I am bisexual, I lean more towards women and also am a Erina simp. I have a Google folder with just screenshots of whenever Erina is on screen and my mother is very concerned as she still thinks I am her heterosexual daughter.

    • @harmonyarts2435
      @harmonyarts2435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally said both lmao

    • @harmonyarts2435
      @harmonyarts2435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shreyashikamanav Lmaoo

  • @lillili6174
    @lillili6174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    „Araki gradually came to a conclusion that changed everything women are people“ this had me crackin up fr lmfao

  • @Algae555
    @Algae555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Kakyoin is bi for sure. That rerorero trick will work wonders on a woman sure, but what’s the only body part that could resemble the cherries he practices on..?

  • @erosrangel976
    @erosrangel976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    There's also the fact that Joseph considered kissing Speedwagon for a split second in response to when Caesar started kissing the random girl.

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He only didn’t do it because he remembered he was in fascist Italy.

    • @lilbelugaTV
      @lilbelugaTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      cant blame him 😏

  • @jolymes7241
    @jolymes7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

    As a fellow homosexual, I 100% agree with this list. Like, I saw Jewce mans video before this, and when he said that Josuke was straight, I spat out my water. Like, hello??? Josuke? Straight?? Are we watching the same part??
    Also, I have to say BIG BRAIN moment for stating that Giorno is Aro/ace👏

    • @jolymes7241
      @jolymes7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lowlifemoose What??

    • @sultanalkareemw6092
      @sultanalkareemw6092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      btw jewce man is mostly shitposting, he even acknowledged in the middle of his other gay jojo videos that he is making up shit and being inconsistent, so dont need to get mad he aint disrespecting lgbt he just shitposts. dont kill me for saying this please :(

    • @kashers6176
      @kashers6176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which Josuke

    • @the_earlybirf1170
      @the_earlybirf1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Josuke is not straight. You don't take your bros to a 5 star resturant unless there are 3 of you, otherwise its fast food places like McDonalds.

    • @jolymes7241
      @jolymes7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kashers6176 Part 4 Josuke

  • @itsturt
    @itsturt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    the only straight jojo character is iggy

  • @kirayoshikage1491
    @kirayoshikage1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    That was a perfect explanation for Jonathan. It’s impossible for him to be gay, because otherwise he would be with the god speedwagon

    • @ThousandSunnyVr
      @ThousandSunnyVr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I thought you just wanted to live a quiet life?

    • @ThousandSunnyVr
      @ThousandSunnyVr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I wonder who keeps liking my replies

  • @JustinnParadise
    @JustinnParadise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    “Imagine you’re bisexual”
    Me, an actual bisexual: *I don’t have to imagine*

    • @vienlacrose
      @vienlacrose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "You think being bisexual keeps you from heaven because the bible says so, i think being bisexual keeps you from heaven because it robs the ability to imagine oneself being bisexual. We are not the same."
      -Enrico Pucci

    • @AliceSiuASK
      @AliceSiuASK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So Speedwagon or Erina?

    • @JustinnParadise
      @JustinnParadise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@AliceSiuASK Speedwagon obviously

    • @nasr2laidback
      @nasr2laidback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AliceSiuASK erina

    • @hutaosghost6668
      @hutaosghost6668 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @danniartist1795
    @danniartist1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

    Gappy is literally the straightest JoJo, I'm glad this was established
    But I shall not accept that Kakyoin is straight

    • @LilEarthW0rm
      @LilEarthW0rm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I agree man…

    • @mister_dadstersays_hi7372
      @mister_dadstersays_hi7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Kakyoin is MILF_lover_69, we can make all the fanfics we want with him and our OC's but the truth is, he's probably straight.

    • @IamTealeaf
      @IamTealeaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      He has literally only shown attraction to women

    • @fancyacuppa8377
      @fancyacuppa8377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Nah dude. Kakyoin is only attracted to jotaro's mom, what can i say...he's a mommy kid XD

    • @robertzomb
      @robertzomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      aroace kak for the win

  • @kinkanalchemist
    @kinkanalchemist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    5:17 ok LISTEN as a big PB stan I love Speedwagon with basically my entire heart but I will NOT STAND for this Erina slander?!?! She is strong as heck?! And wonderful? She is a woman doctor in the late 1800s, she raises both her son and grandson almost by herself (Speedwagon obviously helped! But this is still a lot of work and a big accomplishment! Especially since both were following intensely personal tragedies!), she was one of the first people to really hold there own against Dio - again as a 12yo girl in the late 1800s - and is even mentioned in SDC! By Dio! HE REMEMBERS HIS HUMILIATION AT HER HANDS. I LOVE IT.
    She is such a strong and caring woman ok, I cannot stand (lol) how people in this fandom put her down just because she wasn’t flashy and in your face about it.

    • @saidi7975
      @saidi7975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I fully agree and concur. Erina, the Jojo matriarch, is amazing.

    • @lookatmyfacern
      @lookatmyfacern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      nobody disrespect Erina 😤

    • @Tora..0207
      @Tora..0207 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ERINA APPRECIATORS STAND UP ✨✨

  • @joobzilla
    @joobzilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    i think the closest i’ve ever had to a near death experience was when i was on instagram, saw a jojo pride post, and found a comment that said, word for word, “I’m not homo but I’m just saying that i hate this because josuke is saying happy pride month and he doesn’t like gays”

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      damn do they know josuke personally? tell him to text me back

    • @lollynight4604
      @lollynight4604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      it's because he hatecrimed rohan

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This makes me die inside

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm straight and what the fuck that is a gay man right there

  • @andruwnorzagaray8881
    @andruwnorzagaray8881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    I was gonna say i highly disagree with Jotaro being the gayest JoJo because of how tough he comes off as and just how he acts in general but then i remembered i hide a lot of my emotions and try to act "tough" or serious sometimes and i too am gay as shit

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      thank you for your service

    • @pepsiman8869
      @pepsiman8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He swears at girls and screams alot than brings a random student that was me home after he beated the student half death

    • @HouseOfGreatsword
      @HouseOfGreatsword 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anormalguy9346 you are great

    • @uraveragesimpdownthestreet5583
      @uraveragesimpdownthestreet5583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HE LEGIT JUST PROVED HOW GAY JOTARO IS

    • @marykazhimo5921
      @marykazhimo5921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or maybe he just dislike ppl in general hence him being alone. Nothing to do with sexuality.

  • @lpcoral2000
    @lpcoral2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1977

    I like the fact that you are making a believable analysis about every Jojo’s sexuality based on real evidence and not speaking nonsense like Juiceman or whatever his name is

    • @deviousdirtbag6814
      @deviousdirtbag6814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      juiceman 💀💀

    • @hornybarnicle6700
      @hornybarnicle6700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      that's Jewceman's take is supposed to be a joke

    • @qsadgv.e1468
      @qsadgv.e1468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ill rather have jotaro a fuvkibg badass who beat up man and women respectively not some gay uh idk not gay if u say im racist i heard it 100 times from twitter your jotaro is gay can eat your left nut

    • @sam-od7fu
      @sam-od7fu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      jewceman said "oh? youre even remotely feminine? gay."

    • @jellyen-
      @jellyen- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@qsadgv.e1468 i mean you can be gay AND badass
      look at jotaro

  • @WibblyWobblyChanel
    @WibblyWobblyChanel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I’ve always liked to think that Jotaro only got married and has children to continue with the Joestar bloodline cuz he knew no one else in his family was going to

  • @Pontificate
    @Pontificate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1519

    I’m so proud Araki finally realized that women are people too.

    • @skooptywooop1030
      @skooptywooop1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You're joking right lacking context

    • @LamboJ20
      @LamboJ20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do you know when Stone Ocean came out

    • @skooptywooop1030
      @skooptywooop1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@LamboJ20 no even before that cmon man part 2 Joseph's mom for example

    • @nightfall_9411
      @nightfall_9411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      unnecessary feminism.

    • @l0ading4ever39
      @l0ading4ever39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are you on about?

  • @d_rock1219
    @d_rock1219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Wait what does heterosexual even mean??

  • @cooldad9370
    @cooldad9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I really truly feel in my heart that the only way jotaro ever had hetero sex was blackout drunk at a party in college one time, and then never again but got a kid out of it 😭

  • @princesscarlie3551
    @princesscarlie3551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    here’s my take:
    Jonathan: a straight man, but an ally none the less
    Joseph: a disaster bi are you kidding me
    Jotaro: gay man
    Josuke: another bisexual icon
    Giorno: the most iconic aroace in anime ever
    Jolyne: no labels, she doesn’t care! Jolyne likes sexy people.

    • @Zoe-hb2oj
      @Zoe-hb2oj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The only acceptable take.

    • @wren_.
      @wren_. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I like to think that Josuke doesn’t know he’s bisexual so he has to dramatically come out to everyone (but everyone already knows because it’s really really obvious)

    • @Drip_Wooper
      @Drip_Wooper หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Johnny: uhhh... There is A LOT of suggestive scenes with Gyro, they slept together for most of the race, but they would sometimes talk about their type of girls and the other wouldn't judge even if it was weird so, two bisexual men who didn't figure out they're into each other? Two straight dudes who are perfectly secure in their sexuality and igaf about people thinking they're together bc they dont care about opinions? Two dudes who are in a open relationship? Jojo makes my brain hurts, I just go 'cool fight cool' whenever I read it
      part of Gappy's whole motivation is that he likes a girl, but he's also quite literally two men stuck together trying to be one, so bruh

    • @rocket_droid
      @rocket_droid หลายเดือนก่อน

      oh my god thank you

  • @baphomex668
    @baphomex668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    (Sorry for my pretty lame english since isnt my first lenguaje)
    I must dissagre with Jonathan being straigth. He isnt, and here is why.
    Its true than mostly of us would chose Speedwagon over Erina, but lemme say something, Jonathan isnt like mostly of us. He is a true gentleman.
    Stoping Dio was his priority, and he was ready to sacrifice whatever it tooks, even his own personal hapinnes and love life.
    Proof of this is that even when Dio promised him to live forever with Erina, he rejected his offer no matter what, cuz even if he loves Erina, he loves world safety more.
    Dang, he left Erina even when she was his dream girl in order to save the world.
    So, even having the posibility to being with Robert, he has a priority wich is killing Dio. And even after Dio's "death", Jonathan already was in a relationship with Erina even before to meet Speedwagon, he wouldnt be able to cheat her, since that isnt what a gentleman does.
    Jonathan love is just to pure to even exist, as Jonathan himself. Isnt a sexual or purely romantic love, is even more far than these.
    Jonathan doesnt gave a fuck that Speedwagon was a criminal before they met, i dont think than Speedwagon being a men will be such a big deal for Jonathan, since he doesnt see social status or genders, just souls and true fellings. He is a pansexual and nobody can change my mind.

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      make your own video you absolute legend i'll promote it

    • @unadonnastanca
      @unadonnastanca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jonathan being pansexual is the most based opinion I've ever heard in my entire fucking life.

    • @hellberV
      @hellberV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMG, YOU GO KING!

    • @heloise3483
      @heloise3483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love this fucking comment

    • @acedetective9542
      @acedetective9542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS COMMENT

  • @yuuliann
    @yuuliann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    i thought this man was crazy when he said that jotaro was the gayest jojo of them all. but after being given numerous points and facts i admit defeat. jotaro truly is the gayest joestar

    • @ineffable_bungee_gum8251
      @ineffable_bungee_gum8251 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bro had a full developmental arc watching this video, we love to see it

    • @Wattson19
      @Wattson19 ปีที่แล้ว

      You were brainwashed by blatant lies.

  • @competitiveglueeater2112
    @competitiveglueeater2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I’ve never seen such a brutal dissection of another video

  • @legacyxtiegaming6096
    @legacyxtiegaming6096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    The arguments for Giorno's asexuality sound more like he's on that sigma male grindset. Dissappear for a year, get buff, start a business and get rich without anyone knowing your next move 😤. Which also makes his placement spot on funnily enough.

    • @youtubeaccount6726
      @youtubeaccount6726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So what, that doesn't prove he isn't ace nor does it prove he might be straight/bi/gay, no one knows his sexuality.
      It doesn't take away the possibility of him being ace. You *probably* just don't want him to be ace. Most of the arguments in the video don't 100% prove that they might be gay/bi/straight as well. It's all somehow vague (because some arguments are based on stereotypes and assumptions that strong friendships is equals to being romantic), not just Giorno's.

    • @Whispersmith646
      @Whispersmith646 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not that deep​@@youtubeaccount6726

  • @mossyrocks1096
    @mossyrocks1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2371

    My reasons for why Kakyoin is not straight, but bi instead:
    1) I like him
    2) I am bisexual
    3) C’mon man give me this one

    • @rdeal8912
      @rdeal8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      all very good reasons

    • @pandejo2466
      @pandejo2466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      These are very excellent points

    • @kakyoin3116
      @kakyoin3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Approved 👍🍒

    • @kakyoin3116
      @kakyoin3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Someone had to say it💅💅💅😴

    • @elco-coisoriginal
      @elco-coisoriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That's the same reason why ""straight boys"" are in denial with some jojo characters being gay, but you do you lmfao💀

  • @toontoosh
    @toontoosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Imagine thinking jotaro is heterosexual. Inconceivable

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      RIGHT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @toontoosh
      @toontoosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@KittenSickle okay so i got distracted from the original vid but im now watching it and im losing my mind at saying that jonathan is straight... because he's victorian??? like HELLO??????? oscar fucking wilde is only two decades jonathan's *senior* like. the heterosexuality of that take is overwhelming.

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's AT LEAST bi.

    • @estebann2007
      @estebann2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Killua Zoldyck being masculine doesn’t make you straight

    • @crimsonking4151
      @crimsonking4151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@estebann2007 there’s no evidence of him being gay outside of yowie head cannon. You seriously can’t even back it up.

  • @cj_mrgoldenfox15
    @cj_mrgoldenfox15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    "Jotaro hates women." I don't think Jotaro hates woman I just think that hes annoyed by them or is uncomfortable with them. But yeah he ain't straight.

    • @MyNegroAcademia
      @MyNegroAcademia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Yeah I think this idea that he hates women is a little ridiculous lmao. With the exception of Jolyne, Suzi Q and maybe his wife (idk we literally don’t know anything about her), every woman Jotarō has been forced to interact with has legitimately been super annoying so of course he’s gonna tell them to fuck off lmao. He treats men the same way.

    • @inestar208
      @inestar208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MyNegroAcademia he was okay with the little girl in part 3 i think

    • @justaboringhooman
      @justaboringhooman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@inestar208 that's cus she was a child and we all know jotaro loves children (in a friendly way)

    • @triliner254
      @triliner254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MyNegroAcademia He loves his mother too, he was just going through the emo phase.

  • @Minchboo
    @Minchboo ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The amount of times I’ve returned to this video and witnessing this fine specimen’s spiral with Jotaro at the end makes me giggly and kick my legs.

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Damn pointing out that Giorno is aro/ace is actually such a big ephiphany moment for me. I always feel like shipping Giorno with anybody feels wrong and not quite right (apart bc he is too young). He just gives off the "romance is a hassle, I just want to pursue my dream" vibe. The ace icon we need

  • @deadaf6098
    @deadaf6098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I know its a joke but the milf hunter kakyoin thing has really brushed over Kakyoin's actual character tbh. Are we really not gonna forget Kakyoin is canonically written to be an effeminate male to balance out the part 3 joestar group? Also when talking about Holly, he used gender neutral terms. He wanted someone like Holly not Holly herself. This is why JotaKak is so popular in the fandom. Are we really gonna forget he went on the journey solely out of gratitude for Jotaro and wanted to find friends😭 like yea,the milf thing is funny but then ppl really take it seriously sometimes.

    • @ptr4410
      @ptr4410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ARE WE GONNA FORGET THAT YAS-WALK HE DID DOWN THE STAIRS IN HIS FIRST APPEARANCE??

    • @OddyOddity-ob2uv
      @OddyOddity-ob2uv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Free my man Kakyoin he does NOT deserve the milf hunter reputation. Leave my personal autism allegory alone please >:(
      (My boy Okuyasu DIRECTLY went up to Josuke and called his mom hot (In the bro kind of way) where is HIS reputation)

    • @chl8760
      @chl8760 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He did not use gender neutral he said "a woman like her" also jotakak is literal a "Ships That Pass in the Night" by fujoshis like CLAMP and their "moments" are thing not in the manga and made to appeal to them

  • @CaramelCoconuts
    @CaramelCoconuts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    teravidi: you are bisexual
    me: YES, I AM
    teravidi: both speedwagon and erina are in love with you. who do you choose?
    me: BOTH

  • @chaseyy987
    @chaseyy987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    as a gay, i Must Extremely disagree with the "kakoyin is straight" SLANDER that directly contradicts the fact that every second that he was on screen my gaydar was blaring in my ears so loud they were bleeding. kakoyin is a bi ICON and we shall treat him as SUCH

  • @irixnn_
    @irixnn_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    hot take: demisexual, demiromanic jotaro, with a preference towards men

  • @uilsoum875
    @uilsoum875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    thank you for your academic research. for too long we have allowed Jewce Man to spill his vitriol over araki's creation

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      thank you for joining the fight, good soldier

  • @chickenwinna
    @chickenwinna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Remember when Gappy went on a date with Rai in that car. It was also in a tree too but still.

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      just two guys being dudes

    • @geckopecko
      @geckopecko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that was to reinforce his heterosexuality

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      dude questioned and decided being gay wasn't for him, if anything that makes him even straighter because he's approaching his heterosexuality with INTENT

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      also fully accepting that getting into a car accident can be a date

  • @colinwhite5266
    @colinwhite5266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As an Italian who is watching this at 4 am while taking a shit i can conferm that Italy is a gay Disneyland

  • @thomasitos7171
    @thomasitos7171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Wait wtf timmy would never tweet that i'm shook 😭😭😭

  • @Moocow2003
    @Moocow2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    giorno does get matching suits with mista at the end of part 5, id chalk it up as squad drip but the squad's all dead... so the key question in deciding if this is gay or not is, if you make group plans and everyone else cancels, is it a date?

    • @repulsethemonkey1396
      @repulsethemonkey1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Giorno and mista are just being European

    • @friskycalibri2293
      @friskycalibri2293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@repulsethemonkey1396 as a European, the line between gay and European is incredibly thin.

    • @vanguardRailgun924
      @vanguardRailgun924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Are we just gonna forget when Giorno gave Mista a Golden Experience?

    • @JustAWeebVEVO
      @JustAWeebVEVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vanguardRailgun924 yes because that was healing

    • @JustAWeebVEVO
      @JustAWeebVEVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vanguardRailgun924 btw I know it was a joke please don’t come after me

  • @josuanygren
    @josuanygren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I am a straight man and thus lack some of the nuanced knowledge you gays possess. However, I could still feel that there was something very wrong with Jewcemans takes. It is as if he just lazily puts a list together without actually thinking much about it. You have done us all a great service for uprooting the narrative he imposed onto the jojo fandom.

    • @commentateur-connaisseur-c1414
      @commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No need to be gay to get that JweceMan's videos aren't serious or seriously made. I'm straight as it can be and even I could tell he was spitting bullshit through his teeth. Just by the montage, the tone of his voice and the text, you could smell the insiduous stink of the fallacy, and I'm sure as Hell he knew he was spitting non-sense but since "JOJO=GAY ! HU-UUGHHH" makes views for whatever the reason Trump was elected, he didn't drop the act and pursued it.

    • @josuanygren
      @josuanygren 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 Very well put.

  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “Italy is basically gay Disney land”
    As a classicist and a historian with interest in Ancient Rome, I can confirm this as true. The amount of words Latin has for gay sex and people who like to have gay sex is staggering when compared to almost any other European languages of the time. It would make even an Athenian blush.

  • @ale.4793
    @ale.4793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    "giorno giovanna is the most legendary asexual icon"
    me an asexual: HELL YEA

    • @ing-acnl9455
      @ing-acnl9455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Remember..... Spongebob is canon ace too

    • @jontyjan
      @jontyjan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ain’t asexual where u lay damn eggs😂

    • @pan_roman1782
      @pan_roman1782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@jontyjan no that's Kakyoin

    • @Sir_J4ck
      @Sir_J4ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luffy is ace, Goku is ace etc etc

    • @ing-acnl9455
      @ing-acnl9455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sir_J4ck is Luffy canon ace? Like it's pretty obvious he is but has Eijiro Oda said anything about it?

  • @vyvisabastard
    @vyvisabastard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    IM IN TEARS JOTARO IS LITERALLY A TWUNK BUT THE STRAIGHT BOYS ARE LIKE “NOOOOO STOP FORCING LABELS ONTO CHARACTERS” LIKE IDK HOW TO TELL YOU JOTARO IS NOT INTERESTED IN WOMEN AND WAS PRESSURED INTO MARRIAGE WITH ONE THAT FAILED MISERABLY

    • @jontyjan
      @jontyjan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      What has this generation come to

    • @pakotaco0
      @pakotaco0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jontyjan honestly

    • @sitrussenpai4698
      @sitrussenpai4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jontyjan yeah

    • @scrumt
      @scrumt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      None of us are saying that, Jotaro is very obviously not interested in women. The most convincing evidence is where araki says it fucking outright.

    • @akimoto3461
      @akimoto3461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Your name has uwu in it and you support gay jojo ships honestly I really cant stand people like you
      when was it ever mentioned that Jotaro didnt like women and he liked men instead? He never had a good love life because he didnt need it , he was busy and all
      but when he got one he couldnt keep it going anyway

  • @busus3
    @busus3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "have you ever fall in love with a coworker you've known for a week" let me introduce you to the lesbian community

  • @bananabanana484
    @bananabanana484 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Giorno did not hold Naracia’s dead body and gentle shelter him in flowers to have their friendship denied like this

  • @dinoboy4115
    @dinoboy4115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Adding to the Johnny part, there is a scene in the manga where he gets a hotel room with Gyro and they show the room. You can see the things of both and a single bed

    • @percyyyy
      @percyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait when???

    • @LoreHappy69
      @LoreHappy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@percyyyy Im not sure about the chapter number, but Im guessing they are referring to the episode called The Duty of Gyro Zeppeli Part 2. Right at the end the enemy called Oyecomova makes his first appearance and enters Johnny and Gyro's room 👀

  • @SAIMONch
    @SAIMONch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    "Both speedwagon and erina are in love with you. who do you choose?"
    Being a nonbinary pansexual switch: I've never made a decision in my life and you're asking me to start now?

  • @annalang5687
    @annalang5687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Finally somebody acknowledged Jotaro as the gayest. The man screams deeply closeted gay man with internalized homophobia. His overtly negative reaction towards women hitting on him could also be resentment towards heteronormativity.
    To anyone arguing this point, I would really invite you to read up on 1) how long homosexuality was (and in many places, still is) illegal, 2) how gay men of the 80ties were treated in general, 3) how common it was for gay men and women to enter heterosexual marriages to hide or to confirm to heteronormativity, 4) queercoding and the hays code which influences media portrayal to this day. Then please also remember that part 3 came out in 1989.

    • @theStridingRebel
      @theStridingRebel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's married and has a kid, he's not gay

    • @peacedustinc.7108
      @peacedustinc.7108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@theStridingRebel a wife and daughter he ignored to look at dolfins and have a flex-off with muscular men.

    • @theStridingRebel
      @theStridingRebel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@peacedustinc.7108 he's straight, cope harder

    • @AdlerGamerPvP
      @AdlerGamerPvP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@theStridingRebel cope on DEEZ nuts

    • @fakeAtlas6080
      @fakeAtlas6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@theStridingRebel please just look up lavender marriges XD

  • @alivethanksfam8778
    @alivethanksfam8778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I always thought Jotaro was either asexual or gay so this all works out lol. I'm also glad Araki found out women are people

  • @shaneomac8289
    @shaneomac8289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I think you’re actually being serious

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      this is my new favorite comment i think it's really funny

    • @shaneomac8289
      @shaneomac8289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KittenSickle oh god

    • @Clarkamadorian
      @Clarkamadorian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree with everything here but I think that Josuke is bi. Other than that yeah it all makes sense

    • @Clarkamadorian
      @Clarkamadorian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But idk maybe I am just stinky stupid

    • @codyhahn2013
      @codyhahn2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Clarkamadorian I agree

  • @otterwithadarkside3656
    @otterwithadarkside3656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    "Sure, you could say he works well with Mista" *Literally shows the scene of Giorno slipping his hand down Mista's pants*

    • @EmmaBonn96
      @EmmaBonn96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They’re legit doing the
      Yeah we gay
      Keep scrolling
      Pose

    • @blackkabosu9443
      @blackkabosu9443 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You dont get it, its "friendship" with the homies!

    • @Bunnie_Gutz
      @Bunnie_Gutz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

  • @deviousdirtbag6814
    @deviousdirtbag6814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Jotaro is clearly straight"
    "But araki wrote him?"
    "Youre right, hes totally gay"

  • @LuckyBones77
    @LuckyBones77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I noped out of the original video when he said jotaro was anything even approaching straight. thank you for taking on this important work

  • @bunbunii7203
    @bunbunii7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Big fan of the Johnny part. This conversation needed to happen, I’m glad you were able to so eloquently compact all of the details in a few minutes. I feel like you’d make an amazing lawyer.

  • @justlesly4786
    @justlesly4786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    finally, someone who is able to see giorno as the aro/ace icon that he is 😔
    thank you for bringing this video to the hellsite that is youtube, i would have died of rage at jewce man's slander if it werent for this beautiful 18 minutes of content

  • @polyemphis
    @polyemphis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Have you ever fallen in love with a coworker you've known for a week? Get help!"
    Great line

  • @krwrie
    @krwrie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I think a factor we could include is gender expression vs sexuality. As you mentioned that Gappy is the straightest due to his feelings with Yasuho, we could say that his mannerisms and expression is gay. He wears lipstick and tight ahh sailor clothes, people can mistake him for being homosexual. And then there's Jotaro, who's in the opposite side of the spectrum, is very masculine in his expression, but he's possibly gay in his sexuality.
    Also, I was so happy when you said that Giorno is possibly AroAce, as someone who's under the spectrum myself :D

  • @thatonekidwithadhd6145
    @thatonekidwithadhd6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    I’d like to share my opinion that no one asked for:
    Jonathan: Straight but an ally. He knows his other family members are gay and while he doesn’t quite understand them, he’ll support them till the end of time.
    Joseph: Extremely bisexual, he just wants to fuck.
    Jotaro: As stated in the video, he is gay. In SDC I believe he was a closeted gay who was homophobic as a way to cope. But then he traveled with two bisexuals and two gays thus starting his way out of closet. After Kakyoin died and he married and had a kid, he realized he had been suppressing his feeling but it was too late to do anything about it and it ruined his mental health.
    Josuke: Gay
    Giorno: I agree with the fact that he is Ace but I do believe he is Homoromantic though at the same time will not care if he gets into a relationship or not.
    Jolyne: Now I have not read Stone Ocean but Jolyne hits me as a raging lesbian, or bisexual who is attracted to women and non-binary people. Anasui, who I do headcannon as ftm, was originally supposed to be a female but I think the editors made Araki change him.
    Johnny: Haven’t read SBR but Johnny is gay
    Gappy: Straight and not an ally or homophobe just doesn’t really understand.

    • @wonderstuck-gg
      @wonderstuck-gg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Gappy has two dads...

    • @Skibbutz
      @Skibbutz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@wonderstuck-gg he also has 2 moms

    • @thatonekidwithadhd6145
      @thatonekidwithadhd6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@wonderstuck-gg well I haven’t read Jojolion but I don’t think being a fusion counts

    • @pepsiman8869
      @pepsiman8869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Giorno is earthoromantic

    • @Skibbutz
      @Skibbutz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Anasui wasn't changed because any editors, araki answered why he changed anasui. He wanted to "portray a character with an androgynous image that went beyond the standard definition of genders." Editors cant stop araki, mans too powerful

  • @moafighting1597
    @moafighting1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "He doesn't disrespect women, he disrespects loud and annoying women"
    As a women this just means he disrespects women lmao

    • @0mement0m0r1
      @0mement0m0r1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i totally agree
      but does it make him any less gay
      sadly no

    • @G1Arcee
      @G1Arcee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a woman, I think people should be judged individually. So loud and annoying women aren’t worthy of respect either xD

  • @carlasoto5489
    @carlasoto5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    I am in absolute disbelief that you left out the frankly most damning piece of evidence of Jotaro being gay - that his stand, the most humanoid one in the series, is just a straight up MAN. A WHOLEASS, BUFF, BEAUTIFUL, S P A R K L I N G MAN, WITH TRANS FLAG COLORS IN P4 TO BOOT. LIKE BRO!!!!

    • @mrcakeday1439
      @mrcakeday1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I can see your point.

    • @lunari64_
      @lunari64_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Buuuuut Part 3 Jotaro and Star Platinum have coordinating ace colors

    • @duelist4512
      @duelist4512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or, you know, it would show his manliness. Cause Jotaro was suppose to be manly.

    • @leonliptak
      @leonliptak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@duelist4512 no its to show his gayness

    • @duelist4512
      @duelist4512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leonliptak Pretty sure it's not.

  • @MonsterZ-ed4xx
    @MonsterZ-ed4xx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Blud is the nerd emoji irl

  • @leesamvs
    @leesamvs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    i literally can’t stop watching this you’re so so so right it’s so nice to see jewce man torn to shreds and i feel like we would be best friends

  • @rasmuskock8077
    @rasmuskock8077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    You should totally follow up on Jewceman's video on the Jobros. I would love to see where you rank the jobros sexuality-wise

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      i will!

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@KittenSickle is been a year since you released that video. What are you doing sr?

    • @roboticraptorofstuff1558
      @roboticraptorofstuff1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ttegegg he is probably researching and thinking where to put them

  • @theo-wl3ks
    @theo-wl3ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    your brain is so big thank you so much for your service

    • @KittenSickle
      @KittenSickle  4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the love & support of fellow geniuses is the only thing that fuels my continued existence. thank you for granting me another day of life