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  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10582

    Wait, he says that the worst part of dating a japanese women is that they take showers before they go to bed. Um, how is that something unique to japanese women?

    • @gabbye4986
      @gabbye4986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

      Dr Bright right. I shower before bed. It makes more sense to go to bed clean. Do some grooming in the morning and you’re good to go.

    • @succubasu
      @succubasu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +817

      I shower before bed as well, makes my hair look like I just got out of a Pantene commercial in the morning

    • @finchblue7322
      @finchblue7322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      Ya. I do this. Im white and, as far as i know, not japanese lmao

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Wow, it seems my comment has gotten fairly popular. Thanks guys :)

    • @arctodus1
      @arctodus1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      I, a large white man, also do this, so I don't know mate

  • @copycat7657
    @copycat7657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    ''Because *_she_* didn't use a condom'' this really shows that he's unable to own up to anything and blames everyone else for his own mistakes.

    • @sheevpalpatine6139
      @sheevpalpatine6139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      There- there are female condoms tho. I'm not saying he's right, he's definitely wrong(and you are correct) a douchebag and I hate him of course, but just sayin.

    • @jdsucks429
      @jdsucks429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      if anything, its equal. yes, he should've been aware that if he didn't wanted to be a father yet, he should've used a condom. it is also on her, for not acknowledging it, and if she didn't want a child, she should've asked him if he had a condom or not. its on both of them.

    • @Thejollyjujube
      @Thejollyjujube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@jdsucks429 the real point is he blamed her for a thing where he could interviene. He could just say "hey stop. We need a condom". If it's consensual and we do it without protection I'm not going to blame the guy, because I knew it and didn't stop him!

    • @printer_fire475
      @printer_fire475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Becuss she di-int yuse uh Kahn-dahm"

    • @aislinlindsay3950
      @aislinlindsay3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Aura RedWolf if he didn’t want a child he could’ve wrapped his dick. The pill fucks with you emotions and your hormones a LOT, it gave me severe depression and fucked with my acne, but hey don’t get pregnant right?

  • @aitanasdiary
    @aitanasdiary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8372

    Onasian
    I'll see myself out

  • @victorbastos9741
    @victorbastos9741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4250

    My parents: why dont you go play with the neighbours kid?
    The neighbours kid:

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Victor Bastos This guy probably did do some weird shit as a kid like burning snails with a lighter or eating leaves off random trees in the neighborhood

    • @cosmicolivia7674
      @cosmicolivia7674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You've just done explained me as a kid - fortunately I'm not this ridiculous.

    • @pingpongball9167
      @pingpongball9167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He gives me "made you play 'doctors' or had a tantrum" vibe too

    • @titliroy4713
      @titliroy4713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phuck 😂

    • @brotundo
      @brotundo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blaze Sentry have you personally met every kid?

  • @jigokushoujo1556
    @jigokushoujo1556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4687

    you mean if i marry someone i have to spend time with them?? the audacity.

    • @junkh3add
      @junkh3add 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      T w i c e
      AYeEEEeeEeE

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      WHAT!!! Since when

    • @АртёмУсенко-и4ю
      @АртёмУсенко-и4ю 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@jennesseee7069 r/woooosh ?

    • @jackasmaracas4362
      @jackasmaracas4362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@jennesseee7069 Everything alright at home champ?

    • @scamin441
      @scamin441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Артём Усенко more like th-cam.com/video/LJkEYAy7Qc4/w-d-xo.html

  • @READYTOGLARE
    @READYTOGLARE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10339

    I thought one Onision was bad enough

    • @unwelcomed004
      @unwelcomed004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Oof my goth queen has spoken

    • @savannahbryan7484
      @savannahbryan7484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Julia has spoken. It is officially a second onion

    • @HelenFire420
      @HelenFire420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Girrrrrl.

    • @swayv1964
      @swayv1964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He's not that bad *YET* but it'll probably get fucking worse

    • @Nell-r0se
      @Nell-r0se 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@unwelcomed004 *goth ,don't insult her

  • @MaidenOfDread
    @MaidenOfDread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2584

    "I hate when people talk about people behind their backs, Its such a shitty thing to do"
    Translation: I hate when other people talk about me behind my back, its such a shitty thing to do. Its okay when I do it, though.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      HYPOCRITE he is.

    • @comedypolicehandsup5141
      @comedypolicehandsup5141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can we get a bruh moment?

    • @kiwicat2345
      @kiwicat2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh

    • @beegomes4445
      @beegomes4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's a fucking narcissist

    • @pfclex6737
      @pfclex6737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s not really talking behind their back if all they have to do is go on TH-cam to see it.

  • @RennalaFeetFan
    @RennalaFeetFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3996

    Plot twist: His body pillow didn't find him attractive either

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Bigger plot twist. His body pillow is dating the Australian guy

    • @crocodile3805
      @crocodile3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      EVEN bigger Plot twist: his body pillow has it own youtube were she complains about him

    • @benny375
      @benny375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's called a Dakimakara you bubonic bimbo.

    • @RennalaFeetFan
      @RennalaFeetFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@benny375 Congrats?

    • @machinegutz
      @machinegutz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I WHEEZED-

  • @kornilious
    @kornilious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3965

    Honestly if he can find someone who loves him, anyone can.

    • @Mari-il4bw
      @Mari-il4bw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Kornilious yes, this gives me hope. Lol

    • @moonyfoxy876
      @moonyfoxy876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Thats not the case with this one,
      He only marries his wife for her visa

    • @eliemory9563
      @eliemory9563 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn your kornilious

    • @XFearMeXx
      @XFearMeXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Manipulating someone ain't the way to go tho

    • @fatoomm2856
      @fatoomm2856 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has a wife who loves him

  • @TUSKACT1
    @TUSKACT1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    Just knowing there are more people like him in the world just makes me uncomfortable and infuriated.

    • @larvaedadindex
      @larvaedadindex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree man

    • @theherst
      @theherst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cute Avatar

    • @TUSKACT1
      @TUSKACT1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theherst Lol thanks

    • @theherst
      @theherst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TUSKACT1 like where can I get that plush

    • @TUSKACT1
      @TUSKACT1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theherst The image isn't mine but I do have one, I got it from Amazon. They're called Rilakkuma you can search them up! Hope that helped.

  • @knerf999
    @knerf999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Making complaining about your partner in a different language and putting them online.
    Passive aggressiveness : 100.

    • @ina12123
      @ina12123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      can someone put japanese subtitles on his videos where he complains about his partner xD

    • @MultiDarkZen
      @MultiDarkZen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Under rated comment

    • @miaforex9728
      @miaforex9728 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      knerf999 yeet

  • @milkfawn470
    @milkfawn470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    So.. he has a tinder date, then a wife, a girlfriend, a wife, a Japanese girlfriend, a girlfriend... *Lost*

  • @2tall308
    @2tall308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    As a member of the human race, we do not claim him

    • @brimmyburner7530
      @brimmyburner7530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      feel similar bout you tbh..

    • @lpk4396
      @lpk4396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      as a member of the martian race, we don’t claim him either

    • @2tall308
      @2tall308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a member of the existence race, we do not claim him

    • @ayyazkhan1917
      @ayyazkhan1917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As a member of the bird species we don't *CAW* him.

    • @dulapeep420
      @dulapeep420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As the member of living and breathing things society, we do not claim him

  • @joy397
    @joy397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5400

    Hearing him talk makes me feel like im touching wet food in the drain

    • @Prgrant-gj6st
      @Prgrant-gj6st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It feels like soggy cheez its

    • @kpz.7y
      @kpz.7y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Feels like having soggy socks on

    • @jaiavirineni3221
      @jaiavirineni3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Bro you made me think about it and now I want to puke

    • @abird9724
      @abird9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I feel like I’m gonna die of acute food poisoning.

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He sounds like when you're chewing soft food and you bite something crunchy

  • @edef1244
    @edef1244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    In a way, Emilia Fart's channel is too a "TH-cam Diary". Except that she does it in a way that is entertaining to watch and doesn't say how it aroused her that a stranger drooled on her on the train.
    I'd hang out with Emilia any day over this absolute creep

    • @Kayla-eu7dp
      @Kayla-eu7dp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Absolute truth

    • @lenalou2231
      @lenalou2231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      but she'd definitely say the drool thing tho

    • @JenkinsJPEG
      @JenkinsJPEG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Lena Lou her delivery would be a lot better, she would most definitely know how weird it is.

    • @nostalgicuniverse9747
      @nostalgicuniverse9747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well put. She’s definitely unique, funny, and natural, unlike this onision 2.0

    • @volkadee6151
      @volkadee6151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      fart is the goddess of youtube

  • @mal0561
    @mal0561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    Is he the “my love doll gave me a urinary tract infection” guy
    Edit: holy shit he is

    • @mellie3882
      @mellie3882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Oh man thanks for commenting this,because I saw that on pinterest and it makes this 100% funnier.

    • @michellereionodera
      @michellereionodera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      oh fuck I was wondering that

    • @PanicLedisko
      @PanicLedisko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      WAIT WHAT?!

    • @kagaminefever
      @kagaminefever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMFAO YEAH

    • @mysticjp7684
      @mysticjp7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WTF HAHAHAHAHA

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8579

    I read the title as “The Asian Onion”

    • @AngelOfDarkness777
      @AngelOfDarkness777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Same

    • @eternalanri9251
      @eternalanri9251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yea i did that too

    • @Peeku
      @Peeku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      i just saw you on slazo's channel like, 2 seconds ago...

    • @irislore69
      @irislore69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      it's pretty much the same thing lol

    • @mywatchdoesmath4669
      @mywatchdoesmath4669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's basically the same thing

  • @rachele.3229
    @rachele.3229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    Those "girlfriends" that he had been talking about for a while were the girl that he's currently married to. Also, she went through a lot to marry him. Her family practically disowned her for it. They didn't accept the relationship at all but the two still went through with it and now, if she divorces him, it'll be a terrible "I told you so" moment

    • @Ryan_but_the_name_was_taken
      @Ryan_but_the_name_was_taken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      She should still leave him and take anything she can get her hands on

    • @myfehr9544
      @myfehr9544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Rachel E. She got super unlucky

    • @theloshii
      @theloshii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Maybe she has a fetish for abuse

    • @nealeellis4455
      @nealeellis4455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      And on top of that he used their marriage to get the right to stay in japan

    • @cecilia9236
      @cecilia9236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well the moment has arrived

  • @mennowolters3359
    @mennowolters3359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    "SHE didnt wear a condom" Best line ever

    • @FoundedScreenLady
      @FoundedScreenLady 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Women condoms do exist, actually.

    • @androkon6920
      @androkon6920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@FoundedScreenLady Yes :0

    • @tomboii0735
      @tomboii0735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Not the point bro

    • @JohnDoe-ho9tx
      @JohnDoe-ho9tx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@FoundedScreenLady theyre not as good though, and a lot of people dont even know what they are, let alone have some.

    • @MagentaPotion
      @MagentaPotion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HAK-DOS Female condoms exist but they’re equivalent to shoving a sandwich baggy up there. I personally keep regular condoms on me, but I’d want any partner I plan on sleeping with to be just as responsible. I may plan to see my significant other later but that doesn’t mean I’ll remember to slip a few condoms in my overnight bag before leaving.

  • @tir3d_al1za
    @tir3d_al1za 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    he just seems sort of off ? like the way he talks about people and himself just seems off . like an alien pretending to be a human

    • @avb5424
      @avb5424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Curtis Louw how much for a therapy lesson lol

    • @peyuko5960
      @peyuko5960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I know it's sometimes used willy nilly, but I genuinely think this guy is dealing psychopathy. He has all the traits of someone who suffers Antisocial Personality Disorder.

    • @tir3d_al1za
      @tir3d_al1za 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Peyuko that’s what i was thinking !

    • @BlackSheepNara
      @BlackSheepNara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well what do we expect from someone subbed to red pill weirdos?

    • @sorudesarutta
      @sorudesarutta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hes a narcissist. That why everything he talks about is focused on him. How he feels, what he thought, his opinions, etc. He never mentions how he thinks other people might feel but only how their actions affect him and nothing he does is ever bad or his fault. Like when he said, "the girl gave me chlamydia because _she_ didnt wear a condom."

  • @LarryGambino
    @LarryGambino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3481

    can we keep an eye on this kid? like not even joking , we dont need anymore elliot rodgers .

    • @gumball2253
      @gumball2253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      He is nothing like the supreme gentleman

    • @duvie1
      @duvie1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      larry w . Who’s eliot rodger

    • @ohmygodtheykilledkenny8038
      @ohmygodtheykilledkenny8038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Duvie A god taken away from us by the thots

    • @meterothecrow6270
      @meterothecrow6270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@duvie1 where is your culture

    • @meterothecrow6270
      @meterothecrow6270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gumball2253 nobody can be like him

  • @soadyyyyy
    @soadyyyyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    He goes from tinder dating to having a girlfriend to being married to having a girlfriend, to missing his exs, to having a std, to missing sex tapes, to having a girlfriend, to not liking his girlfriend

    • @jacobhines5583
      @jacobhines5583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Naw he's been married for like 8 months now

    • @inurin1350
      @inurin1350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      apparently he runs away from his wife too lol

    • @noon918
      @noon918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KAIJDAIJSDOIJASDUJASDIOJAOIDJOIJ
      AOSIJDOIUASJDOAJISDOIJASD
      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM DEAD

    • @MeatEatingVegan777
      @MeatEatingVegan777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This guy has alot of fucking issues. He seems to really not like his wife, and has no problem talking about his wife and ex girlfriend with many random people on the internet.

    • @laurenbear4670
      @laurenbear4670 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol! :-D

  • @GrungeHead47
    @GrungeHead47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2230

    Taking a shower before bed makes way more sense. You wash off all the bacteria and stuff from being out all day, before you get in your clean bed.

    • @corneliathefifthya7452
      @corneliathefifthya7452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      His side of the bed is dirty all the time so ☺

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      not only that it also makes it easier for you to fall asleep

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I’ve always thought of taking a shower at night as being cleaner.

    • @bryantorres9104
      @bryantorres9104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I take showers every night and morning

    • @declankelly9350
      @declankelly9350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jaidbdjdhxbxnz what a waste of water

  • @meriem.j.3633
    @meriem.j.3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Plot twist: He is actually lying about his wife and he lives home alone in Germany, where he wants to be a chef. So, he uses this fake life as an excuse to promote his love for cooking.

    • @yoshiro8411
      @yoshiro8411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      As a German I don't want him 2b in my Country 👀😪

    • @rradiosilencee
      @rradiosilencee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@yoshiro8411 as a human being I don't want him on this universe 😭

    • @foxfizzle7404
      @foxfizzle7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@rradiosilencee as a member of the glaknork tribe on the planet cbt-69 I also disprove of this man.

    • @dontmindme893
      @dontmindme893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I found his channel a couple days ago and only watched his house tours and whatever. I thought all he said was sarcastic, like that was his sense of humor you know. But I watched a couple more and I’m so fucking confused, like is it a joke or is he serious?!

    • @JNitroxx
      @JNitroxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dontmindme893 he is mostly trolling people who watches his videos for the first time to annoy them. He's way too much contradictory on purpose, I think. He even says he is messing with people in the channel's description.

  • @whimsicalunitato6850
    @whimsicalunitato6850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    this guy is just so disconnected from reality; it's like someone transferred the consciousness of a cat into a human body and now it's just stumbling around trying to do human shit

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WhimsicalUnitato 😂😂BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH😂😂 what a concept

    • @ranga274
      @ranga274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It fucking fits

    • @kl1156
      @kl1156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And that’s why he’s so entertaining to watch lol

    • @Alena8181snookie
      @Alena8181snookie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so... oh my god. my cat must be a fucking psycho then. glad he’s not in a human body

    • @bugforest2636
      @bugforest2636 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WhimsicalUnitato LOL honestly

  • @iNabber
    @iNabber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2240

    O-O-ONISION?

    • @Deadshot901
      @Deadshot901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Onion.

    • @sootweird
      @sootweird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Onion-boy*** c'mon iNabber, you know better than most his true form. :P

    • @tj5425
      @tj5425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey nabber I love you keep bein super gay buddy

    • @AndreaHa
      @AndreaHa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey iNabber 🤗😍

    • @jieevz6551
      @jieevz6551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Onion-san

  • @beandahbest9250
    @beandahbest9250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    This guy is pretty amazing. His lack of self awareness is truly next level.

    • @stuffz4040
      @stuffz4040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      90% sure He is a troll

    • @Elcapitaan5
      @Elcapitaan5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      His channel is like a sitcom or anime drama. He is acting. It's interesting for awhile but get's old.

    • @purplecatonbroadway
      @purplecatonbroadway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I actually dated someone like this, he has Narcissistic personality disorder lol

    • @tehvespy5578
      @tehvespy5578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@notveryrea1 *Supreme Gentleman*

    • @user-tw8kt1gs3u
      @user-tw8kt1gs3u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Are you sure he isn’t a troll?? - are you people taking this piss yourselves? You haven’t even bothered to find out if he’s a troll you just started talking shit. Daniel does TROLL A LOT ffs. And people who watch a video like this and judge him instantly off of this will not know what is a troll and what is not. There is not enough context. And people are getting triggered by the fact that he’d rather be honest and upfront instead of be like the majority of humans who lie to each other and go through their lives faking shit. Daniel jokes around and over exaggerates sometimes but he isn’t fake. But you cunts are too moronic too know that*

  • @Bean-mr8sf
    @Bean-mr8sf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "Everyday I ask her what her job is, her answer is always the same."
    Yeah, isn't it annoying when you're girlfriend has a consistent profession? it's blasphemy that everytime I ask the same bland question every day, the answer is always the same!

    • @cthulhu7156
      @cthulhu7156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Something tells me he never learned how to socialize. I think that's his main problem.

    • @stinameaner
      @stinameaner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @jeremydiaz9642
    @jeremydiaz9642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    There is a asian jake paul and now there is a asian onision.
    *_The world & reality we live in is truly a strange place_*

    • @aesthet1kal
      @aesthet1kal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Asia is a weird continent

    • @hazmeomra6498
      @hazmeomra6498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There is also an asian kim jong un

    • @rachele.3229
      @rachele.3229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's the asian Jake Paul

    • @GhostHunter-tv6qu
      @GhostHunter-tv6qu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rachele.3229 ricegum

    • @ze_cuh
      @ze_cuh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rachele.3229 .Rice gum

  • @lolataba7042
    @lolataba7042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    SHE didn't use a condom????? Oh honey

    • @Baphomet66.6FM
      @Baphomet66.6FM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      female condoms exist

    • @mrdressup
      @mrdressup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This specific line in my opinion is overly ridiculous. I can't think he's being serious. I can't imagine anyone would ever say that, no matter how delusional or self-centered they are. It doesn't make sense on a fundamental level. It must be satire.

    • @AlezarGorewich
      @AlezarGorewich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Baphomet66.6FM They do, but many women (I'm willing to bet the majority of women) do not carry female condoms.

    • @worrywirt
      @worrywirt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That is actually what made me think he’s making all this shit up and he’s just straight up delusional. That, and the multiple girlfriends plus wife thing. He looks 20 max, still living in his parents’ house (deeming from the exchange student video), probably never had sex in his life, just fantasising about girls drooling on him on the train... it’s so sad 😂

    • @Bkaatie
      @Bkaatie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kieran how rare are those exactly?

  • @소주샷
    @소주샷 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    As an Asian girl I never want to meet this guy on the street

    • @frauleinmona
      @frauleinmona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @mundanematt. I seriously hope you're bullshitting. That's warped.

    • @frauleinmona
      @frauleinmona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Rachel Fourie. I wholeheartedly agree.😵

    • @Kintsuugi
      @Kintsuugi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I don't blame you. This guy flat out said that he has an "Asian girlfriend fetish". What a creep.

    • @frauleinmona
      @frauleinmona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Summer Katt. Yeah. And that's probably one of the nicest ways to describe him. Creep indeed!😒

    • @laurenbear4670
      @laurenbear4670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha!

  • @milkywae1655
    @milkywae1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    this guy's name is daniel,, a character in onisions book is also named daniel- i think i'm starting to connect the dots chief

    • @nonsensicalabyss
      @nonsensicalabyss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      O shi-

    • @_I_like_music
      @_I_like_music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Daniel came out of the book

    • @liluthealmighty
      @liluthealmighty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ACU (asshole cinematic universe)

    • @Arma-Dinlo
      @Arma-Dinlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nonsensicalabyss anime moment

    • @ocharakau645
      @ocharakau645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After reading the comment above yours, I honestly read that as 'His name is Denial'...

  • @campernocamping1
    @campernocamping1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    This man's browser history must be pretty interesting.

    • @darkenergy7526
      @darkenergy7526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lots of traps

    • @camelcam6008
      @camelcam6008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You would probably find the following.
      "Japanese girl saliva" (on ebay)
      "What are feelings?"
      "why do I have to spend time with my wife?"
      "Why did my girlfriend break up with me after I made a rant video about her?"
      "How to reinstall nudes of girlfriend?"
      "Hot Japanese girls"
      "How to fix my relationship with my girlfriend"

    • @mjpMALIK
      @mjpMALIK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's mostly necrophilia and elliot Rodger stuff and shit

    • @johnnyjoestar7595
      @johnnyjoestar7595 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      meister j LMAO

  • @catjillo
    @catjillo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    his videos are so eerie. i feel like i'm watching the video diaries of a serial killer before his arrest or something

    • @swivelkeyring3512
      @swivelkeyring3512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Waiting for that youtuber serial killer news

    • @jlivb
      @jlivb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah like the one who shot up the college in California

    • @emmakingc6926
      @emmakingc6926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this is todays Elliot Rodger

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly. He isn't like onision. It's more like if Elliott Rodger had a sex life. This is exactly what it would be like. Although I can see Onision turning into one too once he loses all of his remaining followers

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emmakingc6926 Oh dude, I didn't even read yours before I typed mine.

  • @niamhcorrigan3972
    @niamhcorrigan3972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    "When she was on the computer, I would stand behind her and admire her figure" he's really preoccupied with appearances and talks about it in a really technical way that makes me uncomfortable. Every time he mentions a girl, he immediately goes into what she looked like and whether he found her attractive or not.

    • @localpleb3875
      @localpleb3875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Nbk Co it’s atrial to notice whether or not someone is attractive to you, but to go on about it in such detail is odd

    • @ditzycup8140
      @ditzycup8140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Nbk Co he looks at them like specimens not really people. He seems completely disconnected from reality. It’s like he has a God complex.

    • @localpleb3875
      @localpleb3875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Natural*

    • @rowan8383
      @rowan8383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nbk Co hello, bisexual person here. That's not normal at all, are you kidding me?

    • @isabellarussell4407
      @isabellarussell4407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nbk Co not to the unhealthy level he is at. Anyone else getting either extreme incel, or addicted porn watcher vibes from this guys behaviour and word choice?

  • @shiba2ndworlder
    @shiba2ndworlder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    He's just so creepy, he sounds like a maniac who stalks his victims and blames women for his problems.

  • @thesteadfastduelist6258
    @thesteadfastduelist6258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    *Oh great, like one Onision wasn't enough.*

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This guy is too calm to be compared to Onision

    • @coppershepherd
      @coppershepherd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel's funnier to me

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KhayJayArt That's good.....I guess.

    • @purpledragon2442
      @purpledragon2442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Khadijah Johnson well he hasn’t skirted the laws of pedophilia yet so he’s no where near as bad.. yet anyways. He’s still pretty douchey in his relationship though.

    • @Ultrasoff
      @Ultrasoff 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      its not legit he trolling trust me

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Shrek doesn’t want this onion, it doesn’t have enough layers.

    • @rileypaterson7117
      @rileypaterson7117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You cant even justin y.

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Accept that you aren’t funny and stop botting likes

    • @Dylanquinn666
      @Dylanquinn666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is *my* swamp.

    • @wormdude5320
      @wormdude5320 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see you everywhere now lmao

    • @wackyclock
      @wackyclock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mattsmith457 like he's gonna listen to a little bitch lol

  • @FrauStormm
    @FrauStormm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Are we sure this guy isn’t just an alien trying to mimic emotion and sharing his human experience?

    • @calikocat7014
      @calikocat7014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sierra's Lisp I mean he probably is thought?? He doesn’t know what is right or wrong so he just fucks (up) everything.

    • @PeacefulPastel
      @PeacefulPastel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is giving Aliens too little credit. 😆

    • @kaiwildsmith4731
      @kaiwildsmith4731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you mean: onision?

    • @user-tw8kt1gs3u
      @user-tw8kt1gs3u 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Are you sure he isn’t a troll?? - are you people taking this piss yourselves? You haven’t even bothered to find out if he’s a troll you just started talking shit: Daniel does TROLL A LOT ffs. And people who watch a video like this and judge him instantly off of this will not know what is a troll and what is not. There is not enough context. And people are getting triggered by the fact that he’d rather be honest and upfront instead of be like the majority of humans who lie to each other and go through their lives faking shit*

    • @keeyana
      @keeyana 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-tw8kt1gs3u its literally a joke sis

  • @joefather6084
    @joefather6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I'm british too and even I hate his accent

    • @magdalenagrzybowska3823
      @magdalenagrzybowska3823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He sounds like someone trying to sound British and doing a really bad job at it

    • @Nangong123
      @Nangong123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@magdalenagrzybowska3823 As an Englishman, his accent is obviously real. I can usually tell whether an English accent is being faked or not

    • @Nocturne33
      @Nocturne33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@magdalenagrzybowska3823 no his accent is pretty good

  • @atiliati3
    @atiliati3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2654

    This guy is the human version of r/niceguys

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Purple Bard
      Yeah, and? He still acts like one.

    • @ShapelessFetus
      @ShapelessFetus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@purplebard7349 mad pussy is very easy to get if you set your bar low enough.

    • @srby1635
      @srby1635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      he seems like one of those dudes that'll keep ending up on r/creepyastriks

    • @babynoroi7165
      @babynoroi7165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      the only reason this man has had any relationships at all is because he's probably very good at manipulating people + he's conventionally attractive. it's honestly terrifying, i want to tell his wife to SKEDADDLE tf out of there, because he clearly has a problem with tolerating and caring about other people

    • @reybreneaux5331
      @reybreneaux5331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TJ Time id say also r/hapas

  • @garflop8848
    @garflop8848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    NO ELVIS NO , why did you make a video on him? He's such a narcisist he'll love it

    • @punkyagogo
      @punkyagogo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      My thoughts exactly. I used to watch this guy's vids last year, and it's so apparent that he feeds off of all that negative attention. Now he's gonna get a mass influx of subs lol

    • @praisebeelohimtm5748
      @praisebeelohimtm5748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He does

    • @d.l.k.6021
      @d.l.k.6021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup...he loved it. He made a twitch stream about you talking about him. Which is why I found you. Loved your vid! LOL

    • @browneyesblackdragon7999
      @browneyesblackdragon7999 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @tonygoggles Might as well have. Dude is so creepy.

  • @Randomstuffs261
    @Randomstuffs261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    I've been watching Hiding in My Room for about a year and I'm 100% convinced he is an AI toaster or a human roomba

    • @FroggypondVideos
      @FroggypondVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That is very good

    • @confirmedworm
      @confirmedworm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      By saying that your implying he's intelligent

    • @ceoge4887
      @ceoge4887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@confirmedworm He means that he is basically a toaster level of intelligent

    • @Randomstuffs261
      @Randomstuffs261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      AI toaster/ Autism , not sure . Perhaps both ... will report back when we get lab results

    • @Randomstuffs261
      @Randomstuffs261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@idou I read your comment for about 5 seconds and I'm 200% convinced that you are korrekt

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is the kind of guy who'd get rejected by a sex robot.

  • @usagitsukino3638
    @usagitsukino3638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    He looks like a psycho anime villain.

    • @keef1954
      @keef1954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      usagi tsukino I thought the same thing lmao

    • @KEYBLADE4BUY2
      @KEYBLADE4BUY2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is accurate

    • @ciscokid1214
      @ciscokid1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He kinda is one

    • @tomie5937
      @tomie5937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he reminds me of the villian from strong girl boong soon

    • @moononthewindynight27
      @moononthewindynight27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      usagi tsukino DESTROY HIM, SAILOR MOON. DO JUSTICE!

  • @SaraH-jn5db
    @SaraH-jn5db 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2472

    He's MARRIED?? What unfortunate girl made that decision

    • @moonshinewolf4840
      @moonshinewolf4840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      She had to be doing crack when she said yes

    • @Ray-gr9ef
      @Ray-gr9ef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Its probably fake... Well i hope so

    • @novazipstream2
      @novazipstream2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The guy probably forced the girl to marry him O_e Someone call 911

    • @hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399
      @hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeppers

    • @demonfox51321
      @demonfox51321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Ray-gr9ef nope I think he made of video of them married with paper

  • @skeletontime1223
    @skeletontime1223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I love how he hates things like her finger prints left on the mirror or leaving the window open to see and hear the outside. Let in some air. she leaves these tiny imprints of herself in his life, and he hates it.

    • @AngelVocal
      @AngelVocal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cause he's a crazy and soulless narcissist :D

    • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
      @TheVeryAngryShrimp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Because he wants all the perks of a girlfriend (status, sex, probably food, etc..) without actually making the committment or having the responsibility of being associated/sharing things with her.

  • @analisepena5
    @analisepena5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    And the thing is he’s not ugly...he’s a fairly attractive person but his personality ruins it so horribly

    • @pinkyboy8576
      @pinkyboy8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Yep thats what my first impression about that guy!

    • @tinniesealjiji
      @tinniesealjiji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Neither is onision

    • @dior-fh7gf
      @dior-fh7gf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@tinniesealjiji onision is not attractive

    • @fredflinsten449
      @fredflinsten449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Really? I think he looks like a twinky horse to he lol. I wouldn't wanna date a twinky horse

    • @Maddy-sy1vj
      @Maddy-sy1vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@tinniesealjijiI'm sorry but cursed..

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4619

    Everyone keeps saying "Onasian" but what about "Oni-san?"

  • @ediapaff8858
    @ediapaff8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    i call serial killer on this one

    • @alypenn4529
      @alypenn4529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I would put my money on this one

    • @ladyrandomosity3561
      @ladyrandomosity3561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mmm i call Sociopath THAT THEN morphs into a Serial Killer. ;3

    • @ckchuck
      @ckchuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edía Paff probably defo

    • @CAVEMANsean
      @CAVEMANsean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He seems like that kid Elliot Rodger

    • @killingfields6599
      @killingfields6599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like an edgy snowflake

  • @tomato613
    @tomato613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    he seems like onision's main character on his novel

    • @ohboi3274
      @ohboi3274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yuki r1n oh my god you're so right

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      In one of his books, the main character is named Daniel, sooo....

    • @carter4959
      @carter4959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Holy shit that’s so true his books all have the soft-spoken psychopath dude... hopefully dungiel and grog end up in the same prison

    • @ryanfuller4401
      @ryanfuller4401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I read this on the toilet and pooped from the laughter, thank you.

    • @Hanzel06
      @Hanzel06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a dope Houtarou Profile pic

  • @triphlikesmemes1078
    @triphlikesmemes1078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    This guy is the youngest boomer ever.

    • @WitherLord888
      @WitherLord888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Triphlikesmemes a wannabe boomer lol

    • @aogang5021
      @aogang5021 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s an insult to boomers.

  • @Wavesinsomniac
    @Wavesinsomniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    My girlfriend has some different interests than me but I LOVE hearing about it
    She's passionate and it makes her even more beautiful to me even if I don't care or understand
    I don't think he is capable of loving someone other than himself

    • @BattousaiAMV
      @BattousaiAMV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Same. And I would add that certain habits might not be my cup of tea, but I stand above it because it's the person I love that does it.
      And if it is really disturbing, there is always the possibility of talking it out with each other.

    • @XSlimSxadyX
      @XSlimSxadyX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That’s really sweet X3

    • @RavenKirishiki
      @RavenKirishiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Moonsun's kid you both sound like a cute couple~~❤❤

    • @brotherrussia9691
      @brotherrussia9691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i feel this comment and it honestly keeps the relationship interesting

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      im pretty sure a couple that actually loves eachother could talk about the stock market and still enjoy it lmao.

  • @eggie948
    @eggie948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    I can't wait for his video "My Japanese Wife Wants to get a Divorce so I Locked Her in my Basement."

    • @478N
      @478N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well his Japanese wife actually want a divorce so yeah close enough:P

    • @makk7777
      @makk7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They actually gonna divorce thou

  • @axelssantoso5667
    @axelssantoso5667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    Is he a hentai protagonist?

    • @DragonTamerMemeMaster
      @DragonTamerMemeMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i wanted to say this bruhs name is kanzaki but

    • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
      @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      No, we can see his eyes

    • @sui11106
      @sui11106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He's a background charater on the train.

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't think that even the protagonist from school days is this rotten

    • @kikobutoldentimes2959
      @kikobutoldentimes2959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hentai protagonists are better than this guy. Hentai protagonists have bigger dicks and gets way more pussy.

  • @Ooooooooooooooooooooooooof
    @Ooooooooooooooooooooooooof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "Because she* didnt use the condom"
    Lmfao what

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Alind Simo
      i don't think you can give people stds with a strap-on

    • @deepspace385
      @deepspace385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alastorbutwithagun this thread is hilarious to me

    • @Tiffany-ov2jf
      @Tiffany-ov2jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm confused

    • @neglectedchild24
      @neglectedchild24 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHA sus

  • @PureRandumosity
    @PureRandumosity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    This dude is low key scary

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      To girls maybe, to us guys he is pathetic

    • @Dee-ll3sw
      @Dee-ll3sw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greenxmango8049 are you a girl?

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dee-ll3sw yeah but are you a girl

    • @Jens4488
      @Jens4488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Im surprised he didn't shoot up his school...
      If he even went to school lol

    • @mellowboar9160
      @mellowboar9160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nah, I'm a guy and he is indeed a little scary
      And massively repulsive

  • @veronicawalsh8133
    @veronicawalsh8133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    “And because she didn’t use a condom, I caught chlamydia.” I’m dying 😂😂

    • @orangepeacock
      @orangepeacock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Maybe we're looking at this wrong. Maybe the girlfriend got a dick too.

    • @chailatte8874
      @chailatte8874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@orangepeacock LMAOOOOOOO 😂

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You guys know there are female condoms right?

    • @thedemonslayer8697
      @thedemonslayer8697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

    • @plama1192
      @plama1192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Scoffslaphead72 so what?

  • @jessicawilson8240
    @jessicawilson8240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3555

    “Because she didn’t use a condom”
    Not how that works dude.

    • @cardinalZephyr
      @cardinalZephyr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      She could but to be fair that doesn't make it any less weird

    • @J-Bravoo33
      @J-Bravoo33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      There are female condoms..

    • @AccidentallyOnPurpose
      @AccidentallyOnPurpose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Well, female condoms do exist.

    • @problematicspaghettios
      @problematicspaghettios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @Atomic Toaster 🎶 The times they are a changing🎶

    • @shiznit9142
      @shiznit9142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      "We want equal EVERYTHING"
      "Girls shouldn't be responsible for a condom"

  • @MoodyScorpio
    @MoodyScorpio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Plot Twist: His wife has a TH-cam channel of her own where she gripes about his annoying everything.

    • @bricksbymidnight4101
      @bricksbymidnight4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What’s the name of her channel

    • @sirknave4794
      @sirknave4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cynical White Rabbit
      “Fully visible out the house”

    • @nateslowr4052
      @nateslowr4052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grandpa Greg bro 💀💀

  • @SuigaRou
    @SuigaRou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    The people who call other people boring are usually pretty boring themselves. As a boring dude, I'm know what I'm talking about here.

    • @kcs2003
      @kcs2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      SuigaRou I’m sure you’re an extravagant person

    • @SuigaRou
      @SuigaRou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@kcs2003 I don't know what that word means so I'm gonna take it as a compliment.

    • @momin9739
      @momin9739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i relate to this

    • @nocphomokoena3112
      @nocphomokoena3112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SuigaRou 😂

    • @MA-bi2ko
      @MA-bi2ko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're self aware

  • @wormtea
    @wormtea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    i'm starting to think that this guy's girlfriends and even the wife.. are imaginary.. who the hell would date someone like him?

    • @wormtea
      @wormtea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@dylanryanmoore i feel for her

    • @ken-yo2hz
      @ken-yo2hz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't flatter yourself to be honest.

    • @tribeofephraim5801
      @tribeofephraim5801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ken-yo2hz how much did Daniel pay you to make these comments?

    • @ken-yo2hz
      @ken-yo2hz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tribeofephraim5801 LMAOOOOOO imagine being this bored to scroll through every comment

    • @tribeofephraim5801
      @tribeofephraim5801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ken-yo2hz I scrolled down to only about 20 comments out of 8,000,how am I scrolling through every every comment? And I've only seen about 5 of your comments,but it seems like you just reply on every comment that criticizes Daniel,so doesn't that mean you also scroll down to every comment? Your either incredibly dense or trolling

  • @suckerforsushi3597
    @suckerforsushi3597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    If he’s anything like Onision, then DON’T GIVE TRACTION TO HIS CHANNEL! We don’t need another Onision...unless Onision views this dude as a threat and they end up in a gladiator battle to the DEATH!

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      boxing match 2019

    • @oatmeal3013
      @oatmeal3013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hiding in my room vs onision boxing match we need it now

    • @VVVU2x
      @VVVU2x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By gladiator battle, you mean Onion San makes a bunch of videos and I laugh at them

    • @bandedski2550
      @bandedski2550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daniel is a lot better than Onision tbh. A lot more honest and doesn't manipulate, he's just kind of a socially unacceptable person.

    • @MikeVoss
      @MikeVoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His channel is different feom Onision in terms of fanbase. Onision had a legion of dumb 14 year old girls.

  • @hannahstarinieri1351
    @hannahstarinieri1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Okay, showering before bed makes so much more sense because all of the gross stuff of the day and your sheets are clean and you feel fresh when you go to sleep instead of feeling grimy

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    _For some reason, I though Onision was Tommy Wiseau’s son._

    • @katlaz9278
      @katlaz9278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow

    • @alestonkas1327
      @alestonkas1327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whos that

    • @Mickael_Mineo
      @Mickael_Mineo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What a story, Mark!

    • @katlaz9278
      @katlaz9278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Mickael_Mineo so how is your sex life?

    • @darkbats20
      @darkbats20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Narcissistic, rude, kind of a creep, won't accept getting older. Yeah I can see it.

  • @jiso131
    @jiso131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    homeboy daniel needs to drop his skincare routine though

    • @dumbweebuwu
      @dumbweebuwu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      localkoreaboo fucking facts

    • @SaraSara-rp2zk
      @SaraSara-rp2zk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ikr his skin is amazing 😂

    • @reynajimenez2166
      @reynajimenez2166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      localkoreaboo He said he uses a filter to make his skin look smooth and clear bc He hates acne...I forgot what video he said it in.

    • @OurLoneHero1
      @OurLoneHero1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Nick The Great Asian people (such as myself) have naturally oily skin that makes it easier to get acne. He probably uses a beauty filter that masks it.

    • @wrinkliestdog
      @wrinkliestdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@OurLoneHero1 Most east asians I've seen have smoother skin on average that whites do though?

  • @RoseLilyClover
    @RoseLilyClover 6 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Wtf? How are all these weirdos married?

    • @randomthot125
      @randomthot125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Because he looks cool and is exotic to a Japanese girl.

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Coz he’s white and British.

    • @zhengjiao5600
      @zhengjiao5600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@AyubuKK how the fuck is he white

    • @MademoiselleCl3
      @MademoiselleCl3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Her gf has self esteem issues. You got some self image issues when you're with a dickhead like that

    • @beelzebublovers5809
      @beelzebublovers5809 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya know, for all Onision’s many, many flaws. He does treat his wife well. He makes fun of her in jest, but not to be cruel. He’s kind and supportive to her. She is like, his only friend in the fucking world. Onision has obvious problems. I read his book, because I was curious. And he mentions that he has a hard time caring about and relating to people, he likes to study people, and a bunch of other crazy weird shit. He’s obviously got some problems. But he does love and care for his wife. I don’t know if Asian Onision treats his wife as well

  • @cadarve3467
    @cadarve3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    He just couldn’t say I like Japanese girls he had to say fetish

  • @JackedThor-so
    @JackedThor-so 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2218

    I actually got kind of depressed watching this. This guy's mindset is so familiar to me because I had that mindset myself. It was very incell and sociopathic. Because I was severely emotionally unstable. And it only went away with medication and counseling.

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      I'm glad you're doing better now,

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      @@laurene988 gonna be honest that made my day, thanks 🙂

    • @watson483
      @watson483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Congrats on going to therapy :)
      I know a lot of dudes I used to be friends with who have that mindset and definitely need it but would never go for it.

    • @brown2833
      @brown2833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Good on you for getting the help you need. I hope your doing well now

    • @rannivvitch
      @rannivvitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I hope everything going better for you now :)

  • @taterthelousytot3967
    @taterthelousytot3967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    The world didn't need the first Onision, let alone the anime verison

    • @DoggoLua
      @DoggoLua 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We got the Netflix and anime adaptation, now we need the manga

    • @ohmygodtheykilledkenny8038
      @ohmygodtheykilledkenny8038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SKRXGaming Fuck I was going to say that 😂

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DoggoLua the manga is elliot rodgers

  • @konavoice
    @konavoice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    Is the only expression he’s capable of making: 😐

  • @technophobian2962
    @technophobian2962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:45
    Raw egg over rice is actually a very popular breakfast in Japan. The rice is usually hot, and you mix soy sauce in with the egg. It's called tamago kake gohan (tkg). Also, raw eggs are relatively safe to eat in Japan because they have high standards for salmonella prevention. You might want to pasteurize them before trying it outside of Japan though.

  • @JohneAwesome
    @JohneAwesome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1928

    This video has made me livid, this has to be a elaborate troll or something

    • @jon_knee5
      @jon_knee5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I had been watching this dude since he had like 5000 subs....smfh sucha narcassistic weirdo

    • @jerryb4705
      @jerryb4705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asian BG Kumbi perhaps?

    • @Conighttonight
      @Conighttonight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I literally know the guy, I'm friends with his ex. Unfortunately, this is him

    • @holafolau5352
      @holafolau5352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Conighttonight show us the receipts, personally Ive seen a couple of his videos and I don't think he's being serious tbh

    • @Conighttonight
      @Conighttonight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@holafolau5352 I'm friends with his ex, unfortunately they have deleted their videos about eachother cos she has a channel aswel. However if you go to Tomo L's channel youll see a lot of comments from hos viewers and some from him (if theyre not deleted) without showin personal shit thats as much as I can give you im afraid. I'm in one of Tomo L's videos to confirm me and her knowin eachother though.

  • @cjmchugh6917
    @cjmchugh6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    God, his poor girlfriend/wife/former girlfriends/literally anyone who knows him.
    This guy is super unsettling. Also, my husband went even go into my purse unless I ask him to get something multiple times. It makes him really uncomfortable. Because privacy.
    Also, I prefer showering at night. I tend to put my hair in a couple of braids or a bun overnight to keep my semi curly hair relatively tame.

    • @o.o539
      @o.o539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      J. Professional um am I missing something here

    • @saitamabutwithhair413
      @saitamabutwithhair413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo Bro That’s what I’m wondering 😂

    • @downwards_spiral
      @downwards_spiral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saitamabutwithhair413 I find your jams

    • @kurlozmakara4194
      @kurlozmakara4194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @J. Professional freak

    • @tobittriplezoneproductions
      @tobittriplezoneproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @J. Professional The only way you're professional is being a professional asshole

  • @krxstall
    @krxstall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    if you break up or stop having contact with someone, *DO NOT KEEP THEIR NUDES*
    I just find it extremely CREEPY that he is upset he didn’t keep her nudes. Ugh I feel so bad for his wife and/or girlfriend? I hope she gets out and realize how sociopathic he is.

    • @lenalou2231
      @lenalou2231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Krystal Meth yeah let's not use the word sociopath here lmao

    • @ubayyd
      @ubayyd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That poor lady is actually his wife.

    • @ubayyd
      @ubayyd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lenalou2231 why not??

    • @lenalou2231
      @lenalou2231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ubayd because I don't think you're able to diagnose someone over a youtube video + you're not a therapist

    • @kerrisepulveda2064
      @kerrisepulveda2064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Lena Lou Well, luckily she doesn't have to be a therapist to have an opinion. I don't know why you're so triggered.

  • @thespeciamone1133
    @thespeciamone1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    How does he have so many girlfriends.

    • @cthulhu7156
      @cthulhu7156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Good looks and very basic social skills. Or he could just be lying.

    • @Nocturne33
      @Nocturne33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Japanese girls seem to be... easy

    • @hanabi64
      @hanabi64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Nocturne33 they aren’t , trust me, this guy is just strange. foreigners having relationships with japanese people is very rare and almost never works

    • @Nocturne33
      @Nocturne33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hanabi64 really? Was hoping I could score a japanese girl if I ever got to live in japan.

    • @rachelwhite3286
      @rachelwhite3286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      because they're fake

  • @nellrussellstarving_artist1215
    @nellrussellstarving_artist1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2479

    LMAO... "because SHE didn't use a condom..."

    • @AngelicRamen
      @AngelicRamen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      the condom definitely goes on the lady dontcha know

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Angel Autopsy Female condoms exist.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Female condoms exist.

    • @feebweed
      @feebweed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There is such a thing as an in condom (one that goes in the vagina, which the lady wears)

    • @phil6748
      @phil6748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Some One but it’s not popular. I don’t even think I can find one at my Walmart

  • @whatzittooya9012
    @whatzittooya9012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    He sounds like a sociopath.
    As in, the "he's a narcissist incapable of empathy" kind of sociopath.

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      he definitely is. he is kinda disgusting how he sees what 'women' are.

    • @purplecatonbroadway
      @purplecatonbroadway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I dated a guy like this for almost two year until he was diagnosed with Narsasistic personality disorder. This guy is creepily similar. My ex said he saw people as "functions" and he clearly lacked empathy. They tend to be self serving and see themselves as better than others.

    • @rentalsnake6542
      @rentalsnake6542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@purplecatonbroadway why do girls with pink hair and daddy issues always end up with crazy guys?

    • @npcimknot958
      @npcimknot958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      purplecatonbroadway thats complete psychopath.....i saw a video of this psychopath talking and he said the exact same thihg. but the difference is the guy was so good at faking he was likeable...

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, sometimes when i think that I'm an uncaring asshole, I think back to people like this, and I realize that I'm just an asshole who can care about others.

  • @aurorawolfe6060
    @aurorawolfe6060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Oh I didn't know only Japanese women take showers at night before bed. I must secretly be a Japanese woman then. Looks like I'm gonna have to have a conversation with my mom about my real father being Japanese...

    • @SAIKODA777
      @SAIKODA777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Wait... you guys don't take a shower before bed? Well fuck... guess im disabled.

    • @magaliorgebincyrvan8478
      @magaliorgebincyrvan8478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same...

    • @uiomancannot7931
      @uiomancannot7931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@atlus3669 have you not transformed yet? It should happen in 1-2 business days.

    • @skrrskrr6464
      @skrrskrr6464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aurora Wolfe huh? Im chinese and I take showers before bed. Typically we like to keep our beds clean so we shower.

    • @FirstName-ij4uw
      @FirstName-ij4uw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's okay fellow Japanese woman, we'll transform into our true forms soon 🤣

  • @LooneyLei
    @LooneyLei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Why didn’t you called it “Onasian”? The opportunity was there.. so why?

    • @whatisthis1958
      @whatisthis1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oniisian is the worst thing I've read in my life

    • @LooneyLei
      @LooneyLei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what is this *ONIISIAN*
      *O N I I S I A N*
      JESUS- AFSFSFSDDFFSGDGDHDHDGDG

    • @ceelmcl
      @ceelmcl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      froggie chair

    • @michellereionodera
      @michellereionodera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ehh that's kind of racist
      still funny tho

    • @LooneyLei
      @LooneyLei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Michelle Onodera Wait.. Is it racist?
      The title is Asian Onision so it’s more of a pun I would say, I didn’t mean to come off as racist I’m so sorry

  • @gloomy9100
    @gloomy9100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    He fails to realise that he isn't that attractive himself

    • @sigma_.12-r3b
      @sigma_.12-r3b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Eh I'd give him a 7

    • @theloshii
      @theloshii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@sigma_.12-r3b damn you have low standards then

    • @justascarecrow6988
      @justascarecrow6988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He is no supermodel, but he ain´t that bad either, i´d say the 7 Scp gave him fits.

    • @selenaherrera2028
      @selenaherrera2028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@sigma_.12-r3b he's a 3 at most. He's literally a scrawny twiggish little nerdy lookin punk with fucked up teeth. Ya'll being too nice.

    • @Angela-ky9ru
      @Angela-ky9ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@selenaherrera2028 lmfao lol

  • @purplebot1583
    @purplebot1583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "So, Elvis the alien made a video on me, but he refused to collab with me."
    "Like, why would you make a video on me if you didn't want to collab?"

  • @williammorin9791
    @williammorin9791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    This guy is basically what Elliot Rodger would have become if he got a girlfriend before retribution day...

    • @punkyagogo
      @punkyagogo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah, pretty much. He's been compared to Elliot Rodger a lot.

    • @mirna989
      @mirna989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I’ve literally been scrolling to find someone compare him to Elliot Rodger. It’s the first thing that popped in my head.

    • @rachelcatleyquinn9520
      @rachelcatleyquinn9520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah.

    • @hardlybreathe93
      @hardlybreathe93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can we just take a moment and remember Mumkey Jones' two channels? May they rest in peace

    • @fattshea8085
      @fattshea8085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he made a video about how he was similar to him

  • @TrippyOni
    @TrippyOni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a care worker in a retirement home myself, I must say how entertaining the job can be. The residents always have such incredible stories and knowledge to share. Not to mention that a lot of them have a silly side they aren't afraid to show. A wonderful line of work

  • @iamfineandu2
    @iamfineandu2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    as soon as this dude said he had japanese girl fetish..this aint it

    • @iamfineandu2
      @iamfineandu2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Tomas Carroll exatly..dudes with those kind of mentality towards japanese women make me sick

    • @louisfill849
      @louisfill849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tcarroll777 he's from UK tho

    • @sommerblume9671
      @sommerblume9671 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      louis fill Same place as me... time to shank! Lmao

    • @wack5864
      @wack5864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, there's having a preference, but straight up fetishising something is kinda weeeird

    • @reigee2869
      @reigee2869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I remember a girl once summarized what's so creepy about having a fetish for a certain ethnicity perfectly when she said: It's not you they like, it's your ethnicity. Any other girl from your race will do.
      And if you were a different race, they wouldn't have looked at you twice. Not a very endearing concept to think about for a significant other.

  • @ohyeayea5974
    @ohyeayea5974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    BeCauSe ShE dIdn'T Uẞe A KONDOM
    wTfaReThoSeLikEsThaNkYoU

    • @DhonJoe
      @DhonJoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Blyat

    • @lilguyonhiswaytothemall
      @lilguyonhiswaytothemall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She could have had a dick, you never know. It is Japan, the birth place of traps

    • @potadrone5496
      @potadrone5496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lilguyonhiswaytothemall You mean Thailand?

    • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
      @CloutmasterPhluphyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lilguyonhiswaytothemall look up female condom

    • @AwesomeDanielStyles
      @AwesomeDanielStyles 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did you spell it that way to hammer home the point

  • @neoinuyashafight
    @neoinuyashafight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I get Elliot Rodgers vibe from this guy.

    • @em2478
      @em2478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      he legit did a video about how he relates to the guy so...

    • @oopirates96
      @oopirates96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah and they both are half malaysian crazy.

    • @IridescentPink
      @IridescentPink 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got that vibe too

    • @gone2742
      @gone2742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he is literally elliot rodger if he got laid in japan

    • @corinnecarter3224
      @corinnecarter3224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I WAS WONDERING WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIS VIBE OMG

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "He snoops through his girlfriend's phone, which is kind of weird." It's kind of illegal. Actually, it's totally illegal, in most legal jurisdictions in the developed world. Unless the phone is owned and used jointly by both people in a relationship, you have absolutely no right to snoop. It's an invasion of privacy, and entirely against the law".

    • @julianhaelig119
      @julianhaelig119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah its not. Its creepy and unhealthy for a relationship but its not against the law. If you stole the phone thats against the law. If you take info from the phone like pictures of a sexual nature that is against the law. If you copy conversations or pictures and share it online or send it to people somehow that could be against the law depending on the nature of the material. But if you see a phone somewhere and pick it up and look at its contents that is not illegal in anyway shape or form.

    • @technophobian2962
      @technophobian2962 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julianhaelig119 unauthorized access to a computer (phones are computers) is illegal, although the US federal law that covers it (the CFAA) is pretty vague so it can be hard to tell when it applies to a situation.

    • @julianhaelig119
      @julianhaelig119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@technophobian2962 do you have a link? Ive never heard of a case where someone was punished for looking at their significant others phone. I dont think any court would take it seriously. Two people in a relationship and one looks through the others phone. Maybe if it was classified documents they were looking at...

    • @julianhaelig119
      @julianhaelig119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@technophobian2962 like the initial comment said if its used by both parties its fine. It would be him saying the did. And if she actually gave enough craps to file the charge and had police bother to do the paperwork then her and him would go before a judge just to set a date. I cant fathom anyone going through all of that. And the worst he could get is maybe a fine? Idk. I guess in my mind illegal means you actually could receive some sort of sentencing and punishment. Cops and judges are busy enough. If one sets the standard of punishing someone just because an angry guy or girl claims their ex looked in their phone they would open themselves up to having to deal with so many cases. Just seems kind of silly.

  • @em1948
    @em1948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    i always thought he had to have been a troll because of how insane he seemed. and if he's not a troll, i'm genuinely scared of him

    • @BethanyNash
      @BethanyNash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's how I felt about Onision for a long time. It was only this year that I was fully convinced he's actually just totally insane....and genuinely needs help that he likely will forever deny. A bummer though cause if either of those channels WERE satire, it'd be the best satire perhaps of all time

    • @KRATOSLIVES22
      @KRATOSLIVES22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The kind of dude who if you suggest cannibalism and he goes out and does it then makes a review video of the experience and how unimpressive it was.

  • @caterinastella4303
    @caterinastella4303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Ugh this girl is annoying and weird because she mixed raw egg with rice, but I like smelling a stranger's girl saliva on my shoulder when I'm on the train, that's totally normal"

    • @heccmcgee4352
      @heccmcgee4352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How to pick up women: drool on them

  • @nerdekongen6642
    @nerdekongen6642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    How is this guys face so square but still so round

    • @bruv11
      @bruv11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nerdekongen whasian tingz

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And so big. He really does have a big head. 😓

  • @Kyodie-bz1sf
    @Kyodie-bz1sf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love that he describes everything like he's a fan fiction author

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/menwritingwomen

  • @93_renegade
    @93_renegade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    This guy is either putting up the worlds greatest troll and needs to go into acting, or he is another blossoming Elliot Rodgers and the FBI should prolly keep an eye on him...

    • @warpspeeddontrainbowreadme9179
      @warpspeeddontrainbowreadme9179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The funny thing this guy already slayed a good amount of pussy and was married.
      He wont shoot anyone. But that he's a narcissistic fuck is true.

    • @amaranthelk2668
      @amaranthelk2668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i totally agree with this

    • @nico-ov4bg
      @nico-ov4bg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hes a troll, he talkedab it awhile ago. i used to watch him a lot

    • @spiritanimal7516
      @spiritanimal7516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least this guy gets women.

    • @paigehensley5226
      @paigehensley5226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy shit yes... thats exactly who he reminds me of!

  • @HelenFire420
    @HelenFire420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    You know Onision is going to make a hypocritical video on this guy.

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      oh man, that'd be a shitshow and i'd be totally into.

    • @FroggypondVideos
      @FroggypondVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha bet!

    • @HelenFire420
      @HelenFire420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @phi latio16 if it happens, you KNOW that I’ll be there to troll in the comments.

  • @TimeForDunston
    @TimeForDunston 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    The last thing this world needs is another onision.

    • @sarahbarabe8470
      @sarahbarabe8470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The world doesn't even need the Onision that we already have.

    • @kl1156
      @kl1156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As someone who’ve been watching his videos for about a year now he’s nothing like onision, tho how he is as a person is...interesting lol he’s a different kind of problematic.

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Onision is saner than this guy lmfao. Onision is just a special type of stupid with a big ego, the other guy is a sociopath who's severely narcissistic.

    • @JT044-iz1cv
      @JT044-iz1cv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone needs to cut that little fucking onion in half...

    • @fieryraccoon8365
      @fieryraccoon8365 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cybernik The Robot why did you describe onision twice

  • @lilrexlapis
    @lilrexlapis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I admire that he’s honest and he’s in tune with him emotions but HES CREEPY AND IM SCARED I WANT A RESTRAINING ORDER

    • @calmcuke6865
      @calmcuke6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's not at all in tune with his emotions. He clearly has some psychological orders, his "emotions" are both very shallow and very narcissistic.

  • @MGengarDude
    @MGengarDude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Ohh man this is sad.
    And not the sad kind.

  • @SleepyPupper
    @SleepyPupper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    So, that's the type of guy who buy used panties. People fascinate me sometime with their weirdness and habits.

    • @intrepidmatter8165
      @intrepidmatter8165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But how does he actually have any relationships when he's this much of an asshole

    • @gumball2253
      @gumball2253 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stereotype much

    • @intrepidmatter8165
      @intrepidmatter8165 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gumball2253 Not when it's true

    • @gumball2253
      @gumball2253 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@intrepidmatter8165 It's not true though

  • @Greasyyyhair
    @Greasyyyhair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    He may be worse then onion son.
    He found a way to make everything creepy and unpleasant. I feel like soon he'll post a video called "Why I started killing Asian girls". He does feel like a future serial killer.

    • @polly4531
      @polly4531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG I'M DYING!!!

    • @anakii506
      @anakii506 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@polly4531 cant tell if that's sarcastic or not

    • @frauleinmona
      @frauleinmona 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the op is being dead serious. And I don't blame them. I went to this guy's channel and started watching one of his videos. I couldn't even get halfway through it. He's a creepy little thing.😬

  • @akaz6063
    @akaz6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    ugh, that onision clip at the beginning... I actually can't even see him without cringing so hard my neck cracks.