That man is a wuss. Slap it anyway, take power from the pain. (Also you can just flick the bug without making contact with the testicles. Violence still solves the problem without suffering major harm)
@Shyan Tyrrell in a review for the pokemon game Alpha Saphire a game journalist complained that the region had "too much water" even though the theme of the game was based around water.
@@xj_vzhen976 One ball catch is still impressive on legendaries that typically have very low catch rates. I still remember having to spend like a hundred ultra/dusk balls or such just trying to normally catch giratina for example in pokemon diamond. Not even shiny hunting or anything. Just shit kept going wrong and it wouldnt get in the ball.
@@maxjohnson65 nah low hp = easy catch i dpmt stuggle with those catches and no master ball needed i even catched mewtwo with 1 pokeball in pokemon blue its all number rng not impressive just need to know the best move + pretty sure kyogre and groudon was paralyzed and low health that battleand brenden ofc increase his catch rate with o-powers
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
@@dorkly I swear if you don’t finish every Pokémon I will personally march down to your office.....and write a very strongly worded letter maybe cry a little
ah, looked it up, those dex entries are from the opposite versions too so you wouldn't see them without trading unless i missed something that let you get them
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Those 3 aren't known for conflicts those 3 are always in their territory. Giratina was the one who was banished while Dialga and Palkia were worshipped as deities
@@zekromtrainer1222 Palkia and Dialga are good colleagues. Dutiful, proud and always on time when shit goes wrong. Giratina... they are the guy who hasn't been fired despite being a massively uncomfortable and difficult specimen, nobody knows why he even is allowed to work no more until bro shows up and saves the company in its time of need.
Pokèmon: The only games where you can catch the gods of land and sea, the gods of space and time, the three representations of the elements ice, thunder, and fire, the Pokémon who rules over the underworld but without the dead people, and let's not forget, the God Pokèmon himself, who may or may not have created you. Catching them and keeping them in a box definitely isn't going to affect the world. 😁
Now I sun and moon and sword and shield you can catch the beasts of the sun and the moon, oh and also pokemon from alternate dimensions, and an alien dragon.
And the concepts of yin and yang…and the creators of emotion….and life and death…..and the gods of the different ages of humanity. (The Regis, ice age, Stone Age, etc etc)
@@dorkly Mispronounced Rayquaza. Still good stuff though. Feels like the people of the literal dex are becoming too self-aware of how screwed they are.
Even though Dorkly is litterally conveyring Pokedex entry series, i still love them all because most of them has an original comedy and dorkly knows how to entertain people.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Huge props to the animation quality in the Kyogre/Groudon slap fest. I don't recall if those sprites are sourced from anywhere, but it's way more frames and details than I typically expect from this series!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
@@Dogmeat5010 Dude, is 4chan down or why do you have to post this in a yt comment section? But thanks for posting it under several comments, that way no one has to consider whether or not the content is sexually explicit, since we can just report it as spam.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
and remember kids, acid is bad for you, or u will end like me writing the wrong pokemon name, i will fix it. How could i ever forget that he was Arceus and not Kryoge?! Jesus
Kid: Hey Kyogre! Kyogre: What's up? Kid: You're that pokémon that controls water right. Kyogre: That's right. Kid: I have a question to ask you. Kyogre: Ask away! Kid: Is water wet? Kyogre: *sigh* Here we go again.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
I vote for Groudon as our new god! *Solely on the ground (heh, get it?) that as soon as he punched Kyogre he made a HUGE Magma-Penis drawing by walking back and forth*
Rayquaza : i am the god of wind and i control the ozone layer of earth Groudon : i am the angel of droughts and i control the sun Kyogre : i am the angel of sea and i control the rain
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
This is probably the best dorkly video of pokemon made up to date. Too bad it's so short. I would prefer a longer remake of this one. I didn't have enough time to laugh.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Fun fact: a 10 years old kid once managed to capture the literal God of pokemons Arceus. He could control the universe but being so young and unconscious of that are the only reason that prevent this.
Fun fact after a drought the worst thing that can happen is heavy rain. The parched ground simply cannot take the water fast enough causing LETHAL flash floods.
A theory I read says that professors only need the numerical data from pokedex like weight and height. And the pokedex entries are just filled by 10 years old leading to exaggerated entries
Just a reminder that if you feel sad anywhere in the Pokemon world, there is a 50% chance a Blissey will offer you a nice egg in these trying times, or a Hatterene will break your spine.
1:25 Normal View : Groudon and Kyogre Fighting. My View: Two legendary elemental pokemon slapping high fives at each other to the point the weather becomes unstable due to their amazing secret friendship by hiding it in the form of fighting.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Somehow despite never playing pokemon and only watching like the first 3 episodes of the series back in first release, I still find these entertaining.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Don’t worry the kid will just feed the elemental gods pokepuffs and give them belly rubs. At least that’s what I did
what a wise man
I wish my microSD card still worked.
Also remember to *PAT YOUR KYOGRE REGULARLY*
or stuck in a pc box
...my dude you just gave the answer to everything in pokemon. You genius!
*As a wise man once said :*
_"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles will you realize violence isn't always the answer"._
Smacking the balls anyway
are you supposed to negotiate with the mosquito
GENIUS
That man is a wuss. Slap it anyway, take power from the pain. (Also you can just flick the bug without making contact with the testicles. Violence still solves the problem without suffering major harm)
@@dorkly Yes! Yes pain is now your god. Do not anger the almighty one.
“A little too much water”
I like what you got dorky, I like what you got
we didn't do a 7.8 joke and honestly for that kind of restraint we deserve an award of some kind
@Shyan Tyrrell google ign 7.8 too much water, it was a meme a while ago b/c of their review of some pokemon remakes
@Shyan Tyrrell ORAS got rated 7.8 out of 10 for being too much water
@Shyan Tyrrell in a review for the pokemon game Alpha Saphire a game journalist complained that the region had "too much water" even though the theme of the game was based around water.
it went over my head now i cant stop laughing
What's more impressive is how he captured both Groudon and Kyogre in one try with an ultra ball.
Not really. He let them fight each other for a while before throwing the balls, so their HP was low.
@@xj_vzhen976 One ball catch is still impressive on legendaries that typically have very low catch rates. I still remember having to spend like a hundred ultra/dusk balls or such just trying to normally catch giratina for example in pokemon diamond. Not even shiny hunting or anything. Just shit kept going wrong and it wouldnt get in the ball.
@@maxjohnson65 nah low hp = easy catch i dpmt stuggle with those catches and no master ball needed i even catched mewtwo with 1 pokeball in pokemon blue its all number rng not impressive just need to know the best move + pretty sure kyogre and groudon was paralyzed and low health that battleand brenden ofc increase his catch rate with o-powers
"I have four ultra balls"
*Proceeds to throw 2 pokéballs with a critical capture.
@@maxjohnson65 quickload
Ok, the shape groudon made, when he walked around the ground, we ALL saw what you did there
I didn't notice till you said it thanks a lot.
U r genius 😂
Yes
🤣🤣 yup and the line to the puddle of water
@@silverpsalm628 holy crap i didnt notice that
“Godzilla just punched whale god”
I like that line
fun fact, gojira comes from the japanese word for whale
@@InitialPC and the word for gorilla.
@@InitialPC kujira means whale and gorira means gorilla
Godzilla would legit do that to.
One more and we have a half of a stack of episodes :D
i'd say the odds of that are pretty good
@@dorkly he just never makes another Pokemon episode ever again lol
@Hyrule Fun fact. The world's oldest swords ever found has the Triforce symbol on them. Dating back to over 5 thousands years old.
@@CosmicG777 I like that :)
@@zeitlinger5844 I saw your name and was very confused...
I just love how Groudon and Kyogre are slapping the shit out of each other.
I laughed so much at this 🤣🤣🤣
" Are we fine with a kid controlling the elemental forces of Nature, he could take over the world"
Lucas and Dawn: Laughs
Sun and moon: Laughs
N: you guys never did this for a while huh
Gloria:laughs in Scottish
@@genofrightknight0345 controlling the forces of time and space is way more dangerous though
@@aedd3307 I know that
“This was a desert half an hour ago”
I just now realize that groudon made a pp by walking around
That is a detail we needed but did not deserve.
That’s cause Groudon is a D for B slapping Kyogre.
I noticed too
we like to have fun here
@@dorkly naughty dorkly
I love that we’re finally getting to legendary Pokémon 😂 because they’ve always had wild ass exerts
They did the Johto beasts a while ago I think
@@ChicagoMel23 previously on Dorkly presents: LPE
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
@@Dogmeat5010 ....................
@@Dogmeat5010 I'm still on BDG showing us why Togepi would be the most edible Pokemon 😅
Dorkly getting carried hard by this “what if Pokédex entires were literal” series
i miss the old dorkly, where are the mario vids?
@Jacob J419 the same person who always wrote the videos is still the one writing them (it's me)
@@dorkly It was me all along, Dorkly.
@@dorkly I love these videos
@@dorkly I swear if you don’t finish every Pokémon I will personally march down to your office.....and write a very strongly worded letter
maybe cry a little
You just captured Three Legendary God pokemon... what do you do?
"Time to earn my first Gym Badge Brock!"
Brock:👁👄👁
@@AwholePieMadeForYou lol he dead
Why Brock? Brendan is from the Hoenn region
"I have four ultra balls"
I really thought he was about to capture the 2 dudes in the hill aswell
Ah that explains why Kyogre and Groupon fight.
Groudon: Kyogre you’re flooding the humans!
Kyogre:well you keep drying up everything!
Only when they fight is there balance. Not to dry and not to wet, but the weather can change on a dime.
Then Rayquaza shows up and goes "guys, guys, you fighting is going to mess up the humans even more! Chilax bros."
ah, looked it up, those dex entries are from the opposite versions too so you wouldn't see them without trading unless i missed something that let you get them
"Mom said it's my turn to change the weather"
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
I see what you did there on the ground in the last entry, Dorkly.
😎
I saw that too 😂
Me too
@@dorkly he give hint mobidick
Ooh, so its not my dirty mind
No not gonna mention how Groundon turned up smacked kyogre away , Drew a Giant D then proceeded to fight Kyogre on said Giant D ........
How about one with Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina messing up the fabric of the universe fighting each other until Arceus shows up
Those 3 aren't known for conflicts those 3 are always in their territory. Giratina was the one who was banished while Dialga and Palkia were worshipped as deities
Yes Please
@@zekromtrainer1222 Palkia and Dialga are good colleagues. Dutiful, proud and always on time when shit goes wrong.
Giratina... they are the guy who hasn't been fired despite being a massively uncomfortable and difficult specimen, nobody knows why he even is allowed to work no more until bro shows up and saves the company in its time of need.
Groudon was really making artwork. Look _really_ close at the burn marks.
Since sinnoh remakes are coming out can you do lucario and riolu
sure
@@dorkly yoooo thank you
@@dorkly yessss
I love lucario
@@dorkly and Arceus. God made all the comments complaining about you disappear we should thank him XD
And I say unto you:
"Dad had a Kyogre once. Used it to flood the world for 40 days."
wasnt it a Lugia?
He gave it away in a Wonder Trade, didn't he?
@@hitfran4644 yes
Good thing we Noah guy who survived that.
Yes, my son, spread the word of my deeds. I work in mysterious ways and it totally wasn’t a mistake.
when he called Groudon a Godzilla monster I just imagined tyranitar somewhere crying.
Well Groundon might be closer to Godzilla, and Tyranitar is based more on Bemulat from Ultraman
@@brodimere what about Aggron?
@@KA-yh5pk he's based off pulgasari a Korean kaiju.
@@KA-yh5pk MechaGodzilla?
@@KA-yh5pk Dont know all of them, but knew tyranitars and nidoking is Baragon. Blastoise have some from Gamaran.
Pokèmon: The only games where you can catch the gods of land and sea, the gods of space and time, the three representations of the elements ice, thunder, and fire, the Pokémon who rules over the underworld but without the dead people, and let's not forget, the God Pokèmon himself, who may or may not have created you. Catching them and keeping them in a box definitely isn't going to affect the world. 😁
Now I sun and moon and sword and shield you can catch the beasts of the sun and the moon, oh and also pokemon from alternate dimensions, and an alien dragon.
And the concepts of yin and yang…and the creators of emotion….and life and death…..and the gods of the different ages of humanity. (The Regis, ice age, Stone Age, etc etc)
Well some of these guys are literal concepts so your trapping a part
0:58 nice drawing Groudon! 👍
Oh boy, time for more totally accurate content.
This is my only source of Pokèmon info btw.
this is a purely informational channel
@@dorkly lol
@@dorkly Mispronounced Rayquaza. Still good stuff though.
Feels like the people of the literal dex are becoming too self-aware of how screwed they are.
Even though Dorkly is litterally conveyring Pokedex entry series, i still love them all because most of them has an original comedy and dorkly knows how to entertain people.
Factsv
..........
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
@@Dogmeat5010 wow 😂 was
you gotta stop commenting this please dude
Huge props to the animation quality in the Kyogre/Groudon slap fest. I don't recall if those sprites are sourced from anywhere, but it's way more frames and details than I typically expect from this series!
The magma pulsing effect on the ground "art" are a nice touch, you can clearly tell there was a lot of effort put into that "art"
I wonder when shedinja comes by, because it litteraly steals someone’s soul if they peek into his hollow part
Weird Fact About Groudon: It can walk in the water, even though it’s part ground
That's true, the anime showed that fact.
So can Rydon
He’s just that big.
The pokedex says it can evaporate water. Even its ability, Desolated Land (Primal Groudon) won't take any damage from water type moves.
Must be the liedenfrost effect. The water never actually touches him because the vapor insulates him
That Kyogre and Groudon slap fight was smooth as hell. Great job. Great animation.
Groudon made an oddly suspicious shape on the ground if you paid close attention
"My mom has no clue where I am right now." XD
1:35 Two words: Mega. Evolution.
Not even Primal Reversion can top Mega Rayquaza.
I thought Rayquaza doesn't have primal because it's always been like that so it's always in primal form
@@mk_rexx either way it does not need it if they don't go primal rayquaza is infinitely more powerful than them even in base
Dorkly,
This channel has the power to great massive amounts of literal Pokédex entries and will never stop
agreed
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
@@Dogmeat5010 what the heck
@@Dogmeat5010 interesting but not relevant
Brendan: " 'Sup nerds, I'm Brandon."
Me: What.
He says Brendan
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
@@LiveLXStudios check the subtitles.
@@Dogmeat5010 bruh?!
@@Oropher420
Listen to the actual audio
"Oh good some kind of lava Godzilla." Perfect🤣👌
Yeah, everyone is totally fine with one 11 year old kid controlling all the legendary pokemon 🤣
1:13 Saw what ya did there guys...smh... And awesome
I love how groudon and kyogre were just slapping each other
Excuseeeee me, that was goku and vege[censored]
Dorky:shhhhh go to sleeep shhhh
😈=3😷😴
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
@@Dogmeat5010 Excuse me. WTF did I just read
XR
@@Dogmeat5010 Dude, is 4chan down or why do you have to post this in a yt comment section? But thanks for posting it under several comments, that way no one has to consider whether or not the content is sexually explicit, since we can just report it as spam.
I REALLY appreciate the animation and sounds of pokeball-retraction being like in the anime
"If I see you two fighting one more time, I'm taking away your powers for an eon!"
That may be what Rayquaza did when the two had Primal powers.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
@@Dogmeat5010 why
@@feiradragon7915 we call them trio but if anything there more equivalent to ho-oh and the beast Rayquaza is there superior
Me: Sees Raquaza's dex entry
Me: Gets reminded of pokemon talk
Raquaza after Groudon and Kyogre start fighting: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
Heck yeah, fellow mandjtv fan
"He can take over the world if he wanted to!"
Brendan/Ruby: "I only like beautiful pokemon and want to only enter contests"
1:05 Nobody
Absolute Nobody
Groundon: "Im gonna walk around and draw a lava d*ck on the ground lol"
Thas Groudon.
Change the name
You had one job
and remember kids, acid is bad for you, or u will end like me writing the wrong pokemon name, i will fix it. How could i ever forget that he was Arceus and not Kryoge?! Jesus
Kid: Hey Kyogre!
Kyogre: What's up?
Kid: You're that pokémon that controls water right.
Kyogre: That's right.
Kid: I have a question to ask you.
Kyogre: Ask away!
Kid: Is water wet?
Kyogre: *sigh* Here we go again.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Unnecessary information
That was rather descriptive 😅
Rayquaza is basically Kyogre and Groudon's mom telling them to shut the heck up.
"I'm Brendan...I have 4 ultra balls." Catches two legendries without trying. I hate Brendan.
1:41 This would be the perfect and right time for MELOETTA right now.
I vote for Groudon as our new god!
*Solely on the ground (heh, get it?) that as soon as he punched Kyogre he made a HUGE Magma-Penis drawing by walking back and forth*
Rayquaza : i am the god of wind and i control the ozone layer of earth
Groudon : i am the angel of droughts and i control the sun
Kyogre : i am the angel of sea and i control the rain
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Hurricane Hoennesis.😆😆😆😆
1:50 ok dorky I saw what you did. And I am proud. Glad to see a childish side
Am I the only one who sees what the ground looks like after Groudon stomped on it (2:11)?
This is probably the best dorkly video of pokemon made up to date. Too bad it's so short. I would prefer a longer remake of this one. I didn't have enough time to laugh.
Ohmy, took me a bit to recognize Groudons... euhm... "Art in the sand".
Yep
Look at the line between the water
Yeah I noticed
These videos are quality 😂. Love when you upload!!!
it is our pleasure
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
I'm suddenly very interested in the sinnoh legends pokedex entry's.. Dialga, Palkia, Arceus, hopefully Giratina XD
Okay you just opened the next can of worms Dorkly,
Back to the Legendary Pokédex Entires.
I love how we have literal kaiju monsters choosing to slap fight over using their elemental powers.
"Yes it will be fine" top 10 things said before disaster
That pathway the Groudon walked, doesn't look anything phallic at all!
Game creators: So how many Poke'gods are we going to have in this franchise?
Nintendo: Yes.
This just never gets old. I especially love this one, since it's about the legendaries of my personal favorite generation
I'll never get tired of this pokemon clips.
I was waiting for Lugia to show up and be like "Yo you make it rain too!?"
I will never stop commenting on these videos till the day I die
Cool
Want a medal?
@@aforerunner1773 I’ll take that thank youu
@@angeldog4091 we're mailing you one now. thank you for your service
@@dorkly wait how do you know my address...
Fun fact: a 10 years old kid once managed to capture the literal God of pokemons Arceus. He could control the universe but being so young and unconscious of that are the only reason that prevent this.
So dorkly's gonna upload literal pokedex things only ain't it? WE WANT THE 'IF POKEMON TRAINERS WERE SMART' SERIES BACK!!!
0:30 I was expecting Kyogre to kill all of the Charmander, Charmeleons and Charizards
It's actually a tough job for Rayquaza to break the two in fights, imagine it's weekends...."those damn two idiots at it again...I swear to Arceus..."
Rayquaza in Super Smash Bros Brawl
"We'll probably be fine" and everything was not fine
I want to see trainers from various regions fight one another using legendary pokemons of their respective regions we'll see how long the world lasts
The world is ending in the first round legendary Pokemon are God-like their mere existence affects the world
Also sinnoh wining...arceus
That jab at IGN ... Dorkly you are a freaking genius 😂😂😂
Thanks for another awesome vid and a belated Happy 25th Pokéversary to all 💙🐱💙
Fun fact after a drought the worst thing that can happen is heavy rain. The parched ground simply cannot take the water fast enough causing LETHAL flash floods.
Chariot: "Rayquaza!"
Bystanders: "Oh great, now there's two of them..."
1:03 😏
I mean eveeyone noticed but i'm gonna comment anyway
Ladies and gentlemen Dorklies own source of income.
@@max-lee1203 yes it was, you deflated parsnip
Why are you gaeh?
A theory I read says that professors only need the numerical data from pokedex like weight and height. And the pokedex entries are just filled by 10 years old leading to exaggerated entries
Wonder if the shape those magma earth cracks groundon made was intentional. If so, good on you dorkly team
Just a reminder that if you feel sad anywhere in the Pokemon world, there is a 50% chance a Blissey will offer you a nice egg in these trying times, or a Hatterene will break your spine.
happy 25th anniversary pokemon!
And happy 35th dragon ball anniversary
I like how groudon just smacked the shit out of kyogre off screen
Groudon kicking Kyogre into the Orbit was the best thing I've seen all week
1:25 Normal View : Groudon and Kyogre Fighting.
My View: Two legendary elemental pokemon slapping high fives at each other to the point the weather becomes unstable due to their amazing secret friendship by hiding it in the form
of fighting.
The Pokémon version of Gadzilla vs Kong:
“Magma newt vs Flood whale”
Actually there is a turtle monster he fought... One of the good guys I believe... Gamera...
Never in my life have I clicked so fast
thank you
Same
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Trainer: What does that mean ?
Me: It means the whole planet will feel like they live in Florida.
Somehow despite never playing pokemon and only watching like the first 3 episodes of the series back in first release, I still find these entertaining.
Groudon vs Kyogre battle scene are interesting. It's like looking at toddler battle to the death.
Arceus made kyogre and then warned noah
Then he decided to make groudon ..........
Lmao
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
1:08 "see i put a sneak one on ya"
2:03 one piece fans : what did he say
The way they fight is quite awesome.
TH-cam Subsriber to Dorkly: The person who enjoys alot of Dorkly videos. Though it can get sick of Pokemon Entries were Literal.
I like how Groudon casually draws a dong @1:05
I wasn't alone to notice 🤣🤣🤣
They just made a duck while fighting 1:58 if u know what I mean :)
With Diamond and Pearl remakes coming, I’d love to see more Sinnoh entries 🙂
Your wait is over
This is surprisingly uplifting for a change Dorkly-wise... :-P
"oh good it was just some kind of a lava Godzilla"
Nice