there is a grench guy who do comedy with a few drawings on a paper But you need to know french to understand the jokes th-cam.com/users/shorts4FZ1rqOxt2g
It's the engineer's version of "They all lived happily ever after." It's a mythical state of completion which in reality only means "We're stopping here."
yeah, cargo pants and shorts are the best there is. so much stuff to carry around and i don't wanna sit on it so gimme more pockets on the legs. went to a store once and asked for cargo pants and the woman there said surprised "we don't have those, they aren't in fashion". bitch did i ask what's in fashion or did i ask for cargo pants? -.-
@@RadimentriX You may be confused by the fact that women often look like humans, but surprisingly, a lot of them lack the cognitive ability of a human. Actually sad.
The trick is to only use the screen as support, most of the information comes from the speaker. He does it amazingly well too. To often it happens the screen just becomes a backdrop to me talking.
In one place he wasn't tho and it kinda sad. The 1 in 5 children born is Chinese os totally false, since the birth rates in China are extremely low, despite their large population size
No, he’s not. At all. He’s perpetuating the “gamblers fallacy” in practically every punchline. I’d argue he seemingly hasn’t studied statistics or probability at all.
Yeah, but if you have to bribe someone to vote, are they really someone you want voting? They likely have no idea who or what they are voting for, and are just voting for whatever tribe is more socially acceptable in their neighborhood.
@bobbywatson942 Unironic literacy tests at the poll, i forget what they were called. Jim Crow laws and all that. If you weren't home owning (had money and were white) and couldn't read/write, and probably weren't educated you couldn't vote in the USA. Not sure if they tested education beyond literacy and racism.
One thing I learned in Engineering class - always state your assumptions. Your fifth child being Chinese assumes none of the other four are already Chinese.
I'm not even an engineer or something, I study history and philosophy, but I wear cargo pants since I'm 14 or something. I actually befriended someone at my university, because that person also studies philosophy and also wears cargo pants, so we thought of each other as quite likeable from the beginning. And we're both known to have all kinds of stuff with us at all times. Need a screwdriver? Sure. Scissors? Sure. Pen and paper? No problem.
@@Kuhmuhnistische_Parteiphylosophy is very useful for engineering. I face these problems daily in an entity of designed aystems like scrum or any other organized systems that are idealistic. I had to take these bearded weirdos books to be able objectively shame people.
To be frank I don't think I want whomever chose not to vote to do so because of incentives. Pretty much means adding nothing but apathetic/uniformed voters to the pool.
@Alranejames absolutely this - every time I hear a politician saying we need to do something to increase voter numbers, rather than make better informed voters, cast a red flag.
I could be wrong, but i think the US is one of very few countries were elections are held on normal working days. This also decreases voter turnout even if there are other ways of voting than being there physically. And the second thing that decreases the numbers further: in most other countries every citizen gets his voting invitation sent by mail. In the US people need to put in effort to register themselves to vote. If the US would change it to "voting on sundays/day off" that would already get the numbers higher easily in my opinion. (and comming up with better candidates would probably too. ;-) )
When I was a small child, I picked up the phrase "Statistically, every 3rd child born is Chinese". Of course, I had no clue what "statistics" meant back then ... but I was the second child in our familiy, and I frequently answered when asked if I'd like to have a younger sibling, "No, I'd rahter not have a Chinese brother/sister" ... I just recently came to the conclusion that, as a pre-school kid, I already was a nerd!! OMG!!!
try being gay and an engineer. Cargos are a total fashion violation and at the same time, so very practical. I get cringey and a little jelly whenever I see them. lol
Oof. The "I can't stand bad design" bit hit home hard lol. Right now I'm staying at an apartment that is equipped with not-built-in oven and microwave. Both are to the left of the bathroom door while the bloody power outlet is to the right. And the cable isn't even long enough, I have to extend it with a connector! And then it's hanging mid air and blocking the way to the bathroom!! I'd place it on the righthand side but then I'd have to move the kettle to the left. AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
@@Wick9876By "that sort of person" you are of course meaning "color-coding duct tape depending on what type(s) of cable it is covering" right? Did I just out myself as an engineer?
@@Wick9876Of course!! How could I forget about the two materials of all materials (well, one of them in this case)! Did I just out myself as not an engineer? Then again, I'm gone again by Friday so I'll live with it for the remaining 2 days :D
5.11 EMS pants. Eight pockets. The side thigh pockets have an inner pocket to separate the pocket into two spaces internally, plus a pen pocket, and then on the thigh pocket three outer pockets for pens and similar objects, plus two velcro and button retention straps on those outer pen pockets. They're just missing a few inside the waistband pockets, but those would probably be "excessive" "unnecessary" and "not useful".
I'm a vestigial cargo pants wearer. I used to use cargo pockets all the time, but it got to the point that the weight in the pockets was becoming uncomfortable. I did a major reduction on the size/number of things I kept in my pockets, and now I have no use for the cargo pockets. But I still have the cargo pants, so I continue to wear them.
@@yomanyo327 I don't know. I've been clean almost three years now. Every time I put something in one of the cargo pockets now, I forget it's there and end up destroying it in the washer, so that's a pretty good deterrent not to use those pockets.
I think most of us reformed cargo pants guys end up carrying a backpack for all the EDC stuff we can’t be without. Then you can leave it in the car if you don’t think you’ll need your 50 piece tool kit or trauma kit or emergency backup sandwich in the next few minutes.
0:45 What a great Idea until your spare pants get wet at the same time as the ones you're wearing! Though that problem is easy to solve if you plan ahead.
I just bought a pair of "tech" pants today at Costco. I could give a chet what other people think. It is very functional. And yes, I do wear cargo shorts.
It's okay if you have a somewhat military aesthetic, but on the sysadmin guy with a 1993 Unix convention beer gut t-shirt it is pretty fugly and a public nuisance
Just being able to stick your phone in a leg pocket where it's safe and out of the way sold me on cargo pants. In fact, the only cargo pants I ended up giving away were a pair that only had a pocket on the right leg. Why was that a problem? Well, I live in England, and the phone kept bumping into the door when I was driving.
The joy that is having all kinds of tools and bits readily available in my cargo pants, lending tools and dispensing parts for my friends with ease while going around the workshop
The idea where you incentivise voting seems actually great! Like maybe not 1 billion, but a smaller reward system of sorts for voting sounds kinda good:)
I have a pair of cargo pants (they're not the bulky type) that turn into shorts and have secure pockets. People have often critized me bc its not stylish or it's "children's clothes" but they're the ones weeping when their cellphone or wallet gets lost when in a party. Comfort and utility should be all you need, not some brand named generic fugly jeans.
I FULLY AGREE why buy pants when it can get wet why buy pants when only 10% of it is useable pocket space buy cargo best utiltiy there is all that it now needs is water proof
1:48 I know this is a joke, but it's actually brilliant. Not only would it incentivise more people to vote, but it would make people care A LOT about fraud. Like A LOT.
You're all forgetting the point of capitalism is to dumb down the electorate so they do not come out to vote. Smart people are voting people and that is very bad for the economy.
@@CristiNeaguWhat I'm talking about is the supposed "large scale voter fraud" that never happened There are a lot of trumpers that are obsessed with this idea
3:05 No! It's not that the fifth one WILL be Chinese; it's just that if you have five children, you can EXPECT one of them to be Chinese! It's basic statistics!
1:15 There is solution for that thermostatic shower - got one, and i hate it, require high pressure, high temperature of hot water and you cant by design increase temperature >38'C, want less water then it get cold and there is nothing you can do about it, before you install such thing think twice,
@@matthiasrewald6723 very funny there is, should allow regulation, in practice like i wrote it require higher pressure (maybe on lower floor) and higher temperature of water in boiler, it's already max, causing 2nd termostat to shoot off, had same thing in my workplace, im technician, different type of mixers, people complained, far from ideal to me
A big payout for one lucky voter, that actually _is_ a good idea to improve voter turnout. I think a billion bucks is a bit excessive, though. How about one voter picked in every state, ie. 50 lucky winners, and the prize is one million. Paid from the federal reserve. $50 million, that's pocket change for the state.
Didn't he proposed money if one votes for trump? (how the fuck does one even know? Aren't the U.S. elections anonym? I am from Germany thous I'm asking)
@@lizzymueller3604I think TECHNICALLY the lottery just requires signing a petition in support of some stuff (2nd amendmemt i belive) Basically some stuff that Republican party likes. But it also asks people to vote. And lf course thouse who signed are most likely to agree with it, so they probably voted Trump. I might not have the full picture, but thats how i know it
He did this in a swing state targeted at people who were most likely to vote for Trump The legality of the whole thing is very questionable, targeting or not
@@lizzymueller3604no, his thing had nothing to do with voting, he offered a million dollars to anyone who would sign his petition claiming they want to uphold the constitution of the United States as it was written. Just an online “signature”, not really sure why it was seen as controversial.
I don’t understand the humor. This man makes more sense than philosophers, self help gurus and basically every person in the public intellectual sphere. :)
Running a stand up routine with a PowerPoint is genius.
NERD!
Dave Gorman is famous for it.
he's a nerd
It’s giving Ted Talk
there is a grench guy who do comedy with a few drawings on a paper
But you need to know french to understand the jokes
th-cam.com/users/shorts4FZ1rqOxt2g
I have some engineering friends at work who are confused by this concept of a project being "finished."
It usually means the person paying for the project stopped paying.
It's the engineer's version of "They all lived happily ever after." It's a mythical state of completion which in reality only means "We're stopping here."
A finished project just means that the primary deliverable transitions to sustainment, which consists of a series of smaller projects.
If it doesn't finish, it is a product. Always getting improved in iterations....
😅 My professor used to say, "Close enough for government work."
For engineering emotions, you should include, "I just got the thing working!!!"
Idk what is the most ecstatic emoji, but it would be it. Ain't nothing in the world that feels better than finally getting the thing working
There's also I fixed the problem but it created a new problem.
@@carboneagleand don't forget "I did not fix the first thing, but also managed to break two additional things"
That's always a doozy
We need "Its broken and I don't know why!"
Here: 🎉
I'm a nerd and I unironically wear cargo pants or cargo shorts 99% of the time. They really are the most useful pants.
can't be a nerd only alpha male hyper gigachads wear cargo pants
yeah, cargo pants and shorts are the best there is. so much stuff to carry around and i don't wanna sit on it so gimme more pockets on the legs. went to a store once and asked for cargo pants and the woman there said surprised "we don't have those, they aren't in fashion". bitch did i ask what's in fashion or did i ask for cargo pants? -.-
@@RadimentriX You may be confused by the fact that women often look like humans, but surprisingly, a lot of them lack the cognitive ability of a human. Actually sad.
Can you recommend cargo pants? I've been looking for a while but most of the shit I see is trash or gonna fall apart way too soon.
@@pretentiousdudebeen buying jack and jones cargo pants for a long time now and they just keep on living… i do t wear anything else anymore 😂
That is one of the most engaging power point presentations I’ve ever seen.
The trick is to only use the screen as support, most of the information comes from the speaker.
He does it amazingly well too. To often it happens the screen just becomes a backdrop to me talking.
Which is a low bar to clear in my experience
I've amazed students by what I can fit in cargo pants. In one pocket I could fit 1 wallet, 2 phones, keys, 1 book, and have room for my hand to go in
Start watching EDC channels and suddenly you won’t have enough pockets for all the stuff you need to carry every day.
had 2 cans of cool whip in one pocket on my way to thanksgiving dinner one year
my regular jeans can fit a small thermos in either front of back pocket
I could fit 12 cans of pepsi and some extra chocolate bars in my cargo pants.
@@zerixor8134That'll need quite a tight belt, no? :p
Statistically speaking, every human on earth has one testicle.
And one boob!!
Isn't it like 0.95 even?
More men are born but more die early idk
It's probably a little less than 1.
I see what you did there lol
The theme park tried to insist my companion rent a locker for her fanny pack. I just stuffed it in my short's cargo pocket for the win.
you just went "pal. what you are saying is a great idea, however i came prepared."
Your companion? Are you gay?
He's technically correct, the best kind of correct.
The type of correct that is usually preceded by ‘Well, akshually….’
In one place he wasn't tho and it kinda sad. The 1 in 5 children born is Chinese os totally false, since the birth rates in China are extremely low, despite their large population size
No, he’s not. At all. He’s perpetuating the “gamblers fallacy” in practically every punchline. I’d argue he seemingly hasn’t studied statistics or probability at all.
@@kelseystickney8663 I can't tell if you're kidding, or you're taking the joke too seriously.
The only correct
Actually, with our annual budgets, the lottery election is a bargain to get people to vote.
That implies the government wants more people to show up to vote.
Yeah, but if you have to bribe someone to vote, are they really someone you want voting? They likely have no idea who or what they are voting for, and are just voting for whatever tribe is more socially acceptable in their neighborhood.
I know it's a joke, but there's already a problem with people not understanding what they're voting for.
@@Speed001add a quiz you have to take before voting
@bobbywatson942 Unironic literacy tests at the poll, i forget what they were called. Jim Crow laws and all that.
If you weren't home owning (had money and were white) and couldn't read/write, and probably weren't educated you couldn't vote in the USA.
Not sure if they tested education beyond literacy and racism.
One thing I learned in Engineering class - always state your assumptions. Your fifth child being Chinese assumes none of the other four are already Chinese.
Pro Tip: Have your 5th child in outer space. Since you are not on Earth, the statistic no longer applies to you.
Love this man, he makes jokes with a PowerPoint presentation. Peak nerd
Needs a few flow charts to make it perfection.
I absolutely love cargo pants, they're not only a lot more functional than regular pants, they're also a hell of a lot more comfortable
This ^
I'm not even an engineer or something, I study history and philosophy, but I wear cargo pants since I'm 14 or something. I actually befriended someone at my university, because that person also studies philosophy and also wears cargo pants, so we thought of each other as quite likeable from the beginning. And we're both known to have all kinds of stuff with us at all times. Need a screwdriver? Sure. Scissors? Sure. Pen and paper? No problem.
Not only that, but you can also carry up to 4 beers in the pockets
@@Kuhmuhnistische_Parteiphylosophy is very useful for engineering. I face these problems daily in an entity of designed aystems like scrum or any other organized systems that are idealistic.
I had to take these bearded weirdos books to be able objectively shame people.
Nah, heavy pants are uncomfortable. The most uncomfortable pants have nothing in the pockets. That's why backpacks exist.
he seriously just went up there and showed his meme folder to the audience and it was funny. i laughed. it was funny.
We also wear the coat made of pockets.
The main purpose of a lab coat.
So that's why dresses don't have pockets. They've all been sewed into cargo pants and lab coats.
> Coat made of pockets
> Lab coat
> All been sewed into lab coats
Arrmy fatigue jackets would like a word.
I have a vest made of pockets that can go under the coat.
That vote lottery idea is pure genius
Well you don't need an Identification card to buy a lottery ticket... Some would want the same parameters to vote
Ahem invaders
To be frank I don't think I want whomever chose not to vote to do so because of incentives.
Pretty much means adding nothing but apathetic/uniformed voters to the pool.
@Alranejames absolutely this - every time I hear a politician saying we need to do something to increase voter numbers, rather than make better informed voters, cast a red flag.
I could be wrong, but i think the US is one of very few countries were elections are held on normal working days. This also decreases voter turnout even if there are other ways of voting than being there physically.
And the second thing that decreases the numbers further: in most other countries every citizen gets his voting invitation sent by mail.
In the US people need to put in effort to register themselves to vote.
If the US would change it to "voting on sundays/day off" that would already get the numbers higher easily in my opinion. (and comming up with better candidates would probably too. ;-) )
Agree why don't we use to the next election.
love that he smiles only after the whole thing, nice call back to the the project is finished joke
When I was a small child, I picked up the phrase "Statistically, every 3rd child born is Chinese". Of course, I had no clue what "statistics" meant back then ... but I was the second child in our familiy, and I frequently answered when asked if I'd like to have a younger sibling, "No, I'd rahter not have a Chinese brother/sister" ... I just recently came to the conclusion that, as a pre-school kid, I already was a nerd!! OMG!!!
You were also a racist, I guess 😂
Statistically, as a second child, you are Indian :)
@@zbynekII another reason not to want a Chinese sibling
... already a nerd and a racist :D
Bruh wut
I’m amazed to see this guy is presenting the funniest concepts without using a slang word… awesome… love this
Opposed to letting language evolve? Good luck stifling creativity
@SigFigNewton
Means that everyone speaking english can understand him, not a select few
@@SigFigNewton If the outcome of letting Language "evolve" is Skibidi, then that is not even evolving at all, but rather devolving.
@@lordpaulphilippfernandez9904 sure
I fully agree with the cargo wear. It's essential.
try being gay and an engineer. Cargos are a total fashion violation and at the same time, so very practical. I get cringey and a little jelly whenever I see them. lol
Oof. The "I can't stand bad design" bit hit home hard lol. Right now I'm staying at an apartment that is equipped with not-built-in oven and microwave. Both are to the left of the bathroom door while the bloody power outlet is to the right. And the cable isn't even long enough, I have to extend it with a connector! And then it's hanging mid air and blocking the way to the bathroom!! I'd place it on the righthand side but then I'd have to move the kettle to the left. AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Get a longer extension, some duct tape, and route it over the top of the doorway. Duct tape even comes in pretty colors if you're that sort of person.
@@Wick9876By "that sort of person" you are of course meaning "color-coding duct tape depending on what type(s) of cable it is covering" right?
Did I just out myself as an engineer?
@@Wick9876Of course!! How could I forget about the two materials of all materials (well, one of them in this case)! Did I just out myself as not an engineer? Then again, I'm gone again by Friday so I'll live with it for the remaining 2 days :D
@@marcelbpunktthe other is WD40?
@@zockertwinsYesssss!!
I remember having his CD "Technically Funny". Glad more people are seeing him now - he's funny.
3:53 That last one is passive-aggressiveness/sarcasm
I found cargo pants with 8 pockets: 2 back, 2 front, 2 on the thighs and 2 on the shins. Best things ever.
I like Duluth cargo pants. The pockets have pockets on them.
If your pockets are deep enough, your front pockets *are* your thigh pockets, and your backpockets double as knee pockets.
5.11 EMS pants. Eight pockets. The side thigh pockets have an inner pocket to separate the pocket into two spaces internally, plus a pen pocket, and then on the thigh pocket three outer pockets for pens and similar objects, plus two velcro and button retention straps on those outer pen pockets.
They're just missing a few inside the waistband pockets, but those would probably be "excessive" "unnecessary" and "not useful".
@@bramvanduijn8086 At that point, you're just wearing pockets instead of pants
As a mechanic, i agree that Cargo Pants is a superior type of clothing.
As a mechanic's wife, my wife gets tired of finding odd greasy metal bits I forgot in my pockets in the washing machine
Cargo pants for everyday stuff, carpenter pants for mechanic work
I'm a vestigial cargo pants wearer. I used to use cargo pockets all the time, but it got to the point that the weight in the pockets was becoming uncomfortable. I did a major reduction on the size/number of things I kept in my pockets, and now I have no use for the cargo pockets. But I still have the cargo pants, so I continue to wear them.
@@yomanyo327 I don't know. I've been clean almost three years now. Every time I put something in one of the cargo pockets now, I forget it's there and end up destroying it in the washer, so that's a pretty good deterrent not to use those pockets.
@bl00d12 They're called sleeve pockets.
I think most of us reformed cargo pants guys end up carrying a backpack for all the EDC stuff we can’t be without. Then you can leave it in the car if you don’t think you’ll need your 50 piece tool kit or trauma kit or emergency backup sandwich in the next few minutes.
But you're prepared for anything!
Can you share us a list of items u stored?
He realy made a power point apresentation in a stand up, what a legend
No Sex Jokes, No racism, no vulgarity, no roasting!... PURE COMEDY >.. BRILLIANT
0:45 What a great Idea until your spare pants get wet at the same time as the ones you're wearing! Though that problem is easy to solve if you plan ahead.
put your spare pants in a ziploc bag
SQUARE PANTS MENTIONED????
Absolutely love cargo pants and cargo shorts.....not convinced I'm ready to buy/wear cargo underware.
Those form over function people.
So good! I am putting my cargo shorts back on today proudly
This is both completely relatable and fucking hilarious.
New meaning to the term keep it in your pants.😅
I just bought a pair of "tech" pants today at Costco. I could give a chet what other people think. It is very functional. And yes, I do wear cargo shorts.
"The project is finished" so true!!!
I don't know what people have against cargo shorts.
Jealousy.
It's okay if you have a somewhat military aesthetic, but on the sysadmin guy with a 1993 Unix convention beer gut t-shirt it is pretty fugly and a public nuisance
they are just considered "out of fashion". They'll be back. Fashion is cyclical.
@@flipoutnh So when will Victorian era fashion be back? That's what I want.
@@mchanna06 where men wore high heels and women wore corsets. Are you sure you want that to come back?
I use cargo pants all the time but never stuff anything other than phone, card holder and some keys. I just love the tactical looks.
now you have empty inventory slots
When I was younger I swore to cargo pants - and I _used_ those pockets, damn it.
Just being able to stick your phone in a leg pocket where it's safe and out of the way sold me on cargo pants. In fact, the only cargo pants I ended up giving away were a pair that only had a pocket on the right leg. Why was that a problem? Well, I live in England, and the phone kept bumping into the door when I was driving.
@@jic1 what are you saying? you cant carry your phone by your knee! how is your screen not broken?
@@kingmasterlord Why are your leg pockets on your knees?
The joy that is having all kinds of tools and bits readily available in my cargo pants, lending tools and dispensing parts for my friends with ease while going around the workshop
I do subscribe to the cargo pants supremacy... Those pockets are incredibly important to holding things i need every day.
I want a cargo formal suit.
The idea where you incentivise voting seems actually great! Like maybe not 1 billion, but a smaller reward system of sorts for voting sounds kinda good:)
Portugal has a receipt lottery to prevent tax evasion. I think Taiwan has one too.
You live in your own country. Take part in it.
@@alec8172 I am not old enough to vote yet lol... I'm 17
Maybe give out free stuff or something. Free meal, free ice cream, free hat, something like that.
No. We already have enough people voting who don't understand politics. They're called Democrats. Or if in Canada, Liberal and NDP.
1:52 - Elon obviously watched it😉 & took it seriously
I have a pair of cargo pants (they're not the bulky type) that turn into shorts and have secure pockets. People have often critized me bc its not stylish or it's "children's clothes" but they're the ones weeping when their cellphone or wallet gets lost when in a party. Comfort and utility should be all you need, not some brand named generic fugly jeans.
I FULLY AGREE
why buy pants when it can get wet
why buy pants when only 10% of it is useable pocket space
buy cargo best utiltiy there is all that it now needs is water proof
this guy has named timline with completely unrelated subject names
and i love it
The emojis killed me! 🤣
Yeah, but having ten spaces for nine emojis will bug me for the rest of the week!
This guy is my spirit animal and I didn't even believe that was a thing before watching this lol
I LOVED how much stuff I could fit into my pants when I was in the military.
Proud nerd and autistic here, Cargos are the best!! soft, light, comfortable and functional!!
My man is right about cargo pants I will defend this
"The project is finished" is such a winner of a punchline
1:48 I know this is a joke, but it's actually brilliant. Not only would it incentivise more people to vote, but it would make people care A LOT about fraud. Like A LOT.
Spotted the trumpo
@@fireskorpion396 Spotted the conspiracy theorist who can't articulate an argument and thinks insults are a valid form of communication.
You're all forgetting the point of capitalism is to dumb down the electorate so they do not come out to vote. Smart people are voting people and that is very bad for the economy.
@@CristiNeaguWhat I'm talking about is the supposed "large scale voter fraud" that never happened
There are a lot of trumpers that are obsessed with this idea
@@fireskorpion396 So you're paranoid. Got it.
*NAILED IT* !!!!!!!!!!
The shower thing is SPOT ON literally every shower I've ever used!
The man is back, with some GOOD CARGO PANTS!
Great jokes. Thanks and waiting for more :)
that last one hurt... ive been trying to finish 3 projects that i inherited 5 years ago...
If I wore these "functional" pants, I'd be in jail for indecent exposure. 😂
"you can keep everything in your life in your pants" you had my curiosity, now you have my attention
I always wear cargo trousers/short when i go to gigs, the map pocket on them is great for merch t-shirts.
When he wrapped up the routine he had a big smile on his face. The project was finished.
He's original and different! I feel like I'm watching a hilarious TED Talk
I wear tactical pants. Best pants ever. 100% functional. Love them... lol
I wear cargo pants (I have two masters degrees so may be a nerd) because men’s shirt pockets aren’t big enough for a cellphone.
Hell! This dude is awesome!!
I love this video, i wasnt expecting anything and were laughting without a break 🤣👌
3:20 this Joke is great because my daughter is 1/4 Chinese...
Got to be one of the best stand ups I have watched on TH-cam..😂
1:50 … and then the IRS will say “Our $1 billion dollar election lottery winnings.”
I love the PowerPoint engineering approach to humor. Excellent and fresh content. Nicely done.
3:05 No! It's not that the fifth one WILL be Chinese; it's just that if you have five children, you can EXPECT one of them to be Chinese! It's basic statistics!
I love that the crazy cargo pants he showed are not too far off from the Army uniform pants 😆 8 pockets on each pair
I wear cargo pants exclusively. My question to those who don’t: where do you keep all your extra ammo?
I love comedy and standups and i have seen a lotttt. This strangely felt so refreshing and cool.
I am a girl, and I support cargo pants. Unfortunately, most are not too flattering or just non-existent. #cargopantsforwomen
This guy is great, I’d love to see more of him
It's not a real marriage unless the husband embarrasses his wife by dressing badly when they leave the house together.
Avoiding cargo pants doesn’t mean you dress badly, it just means you are impractical
Or when the woman looks like a clown wearing her 12-pounds of clown -- I mean, make-up.
I only own cargo pants and cargo shorts. They are simply superior
Fighting Alzheimer's, TO THE DEATH! 🚬
I don't understand why you don't have more subscribers to your channel. You never fail to crack me up.
That voting lottery idea was framed as a joke but its absolutely genius
Genius if you want your policy determined by the guy who holds up the line at the gas station and blows fifty dollars to win five
I saw the thumbnail of this video about 2 years ago and never thought anything about it. Now, I can finally see why it's cargo or nothing
1:15 There is solution for that thermostatic shower - got one, and i hate it, require high pressure, high temperature of hot water and you cant by design increase temperature >38'C, want less water then it get cold and there is nothing you can do about it, before you install such thing think twice,
Isn‘t there a little button, that unlocks the 38‘-limit?
@@matthiasrewald6723 very funny there is, should allow regulation, in practice like i wrote it require higher pressure (maybe on lower floor) and higher temperature of water in boiler, it's already max, causing 2nd termostat to shoot off, had same thing in my workplace, im technician, different type of mixers, people complained, far from ideal to me
Powerpoint made the whole standup funnier, nice one, its genius!
I'm now shopping for cargo underwear
This was great!
That voter lottery joke is unironically one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.
Giving "keep it in your pants" a new meaning.
A big payout for one lucky voter, that actually _is_ a good idea to improve voter turnout. I think a billion bucks is a bit excessive, though. How about one voter picked in every state, ie. 50 lucky winners, and the prize is one million. Paid from the federal reserve. $50 million, that's pocket change for the state.
This, sir, is pure comedy gold.
Elon must've seen this
1:52 Donc McMillan predict the futur
Did musk watch this?
I'd totally buy the pants from the thumbnail
As an engineer, I can relate to the project is finished. 🙂 But as a sustainment engineer, l know it never really is. 😐
Never finished, eh? You seem pretty happy and sad about that.
@@SigFigNewton I love my job, but yep, that's the way it is sometimes.
I've been looking for Cargo pants online for few days and TH-cam recommended me this.
4:03 Lottery amongst voters: isn't this what Elon Musk is doing?
Didn't he proposed money if one votes for trump? (how the fuck does one even know? Aren't the U.S. elections anonym? I am from Germany thous I'm asking)
@@lizzymueller3604I think TECHNICALLY the lottery just requires signing a petition in support of some stuff (2nd amendmemt i belive) Basically some stuff that Republican party likes. But it also asks people to vote. And lf course thouse who signed are most likely to agree with it, so they probably voted Trump.
I might not have the full picture, but thats how i know it
He did this in a swing state targeted at people who were most likely to vote for Trump
The legality of the whole thing is very questionable, targeting or not
@@lizzymueller3604no, his thing had nothing to do with voting, he offered a million dollars to anyone who would sign his petition claiming they want to uphold the constitution of the United States as it was written. Just an online “signature”, not really sure why it was seen as controversial.
Cargo pants! I need my pockets. 😂
I don’t understand the humor. This man makes more sense than philosophers, self help gurus and basically every person in the public intellectual sphere. :)
Couldn't be more hilarious than this 🤣🤣🤣
The voting/ lottery is genius ❤
Made the cargo pants argument with my mom when I was 12, she now fully supports me in my late 20's lol
The voting lottery is actually genius.