Cargo or nothing | Don McMillan Comedy
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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.
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I have some engineering friends at work who are confused by this concept of a project being "finished."
It usually means the person paying for the project stopped paying.
It's the engineer's version of "They all lived happily ever after." It's a mythical state of completion which in reality only means "We're stopping here."
A finished project just means that the primary deliverable transitions to sustainment, which consists of a series of smaller projects.
If it doesn't finish, it is a product. Always getting improved in iterations....
😅 My professor used to say, "Close enough for government work."
Running a stand up routine with a PowerPoint is genius.
NERD!
Dave Gorman is famous for it.
he's a nerd
It’s giving Ted Talk
there is a grench guy who do comedy with a few drawings on a paper
But you need to know french to understand the jokes
th-cam.com/users/shorts4FZ1rqOxt2g
Statistically speaking, every human on earth has one testicle.
And one boob!!
Isn't it like 0.95 even?
More men are born but more die early idk
It's probably a little less than 1.
I see what you did there lol
I'm a nerd and I unironically wear cargo pants or cargo shorts 99% of the time. They really are the most useful pants.
can't be a nerd only alpha male hyper gigachads wear cargo pants
yeah, cargo pants and shorts are the best there is. so much stuff to carry around and i don't wanna sit on it so gimme more pockets on the legs. went to a store once and asked for cargo pants and the woman there said surprised "we don't have those, they aren't in fashion". bitch did i ask what's in fashion or did i ask for cargo pants? -.-
@@RadimentriX You may be confused by the fact that women often look like humans, but surprisingly, a lot of them lack the cognitive ability of a human. Actually sad.
Can you recommend cargo pants? I've been looking for a while but most of the shit I see is trash or gonna fall apart way too soon.
@@pretentiousdudebeen buying jack and jones cargo pants for a long time now and they just keep on living… i do t wear anything else anymore 😂
Actually, with our annual budgets, the lottery election is a bargain to get people to vote.
That implies the government wants more people to show up to vote.
Yeah, but if you have to bribe someone to vote, are they really someone you want voting? They likely have no idea who or what they are voting for, and are just voting for whatever tribe is more socially acceptable in their neighborhood.
I know it's a joke, but there's already a problem with people not understanding what they're voting for.
@@Speed001add a quiz you have to take before voting
@bobbywatson942 Unironic literacy tests at the poll, i forget what they were called. Jim Crow laws and all that.
If you weren't home owning (had money and were white) and couldn't read/write, and probably weren't educated you couldn't vote in the USA.
Not sure if they tested education beyond literacy and racism.
The theme park tried to insist my companion rent a locker for her fanny pack. I just stuffed it in my short's cargo pocket for the win.
you just went "pal. what you are saying is a great idea, however i came prepared."
Pfft... Amateurs! The Theme Park is IN my cargo pants. ... Ah... Hold on a minute... H.R. is paging me... I'm gonna go DNS redirect Facebook to Liveleak for a few minutes
That is one of the most engaging power point presentations I’ve ever seen.
The trick is to only use the screen as support, most of the information comes from the speaker.
He does it amazingly well too. To often it happens the screen just becomes a backdrop to me talking.
For engineering emotions, you should include, "I just got the thing working!!!"
Idk what is the most ecstatic emoji, but it would be it. Ain't nothing in the world that feels better than finally getting the thing working
There's also I fixed the problem but it created a new problem.
@@carboneagleand don't forget "I did not fix the first thing, but also managed to break two additional things"
That's always a doozy
We need "Its broken and I don't know why!"
Here: 🎉
I've amazed students by what I can fit in cargo pants. In one pocket I could fit 1 wallet, 2 phones, keys, 1 book, and have room for my hand to go in
Start watching EDC channels and suddenly you won’t have enough pockets for all the stuff you need to carry every day.
had 2 cans of cool whip in one pocket on my way to thanksgiving dinner one year
my regular jeans can fit a small thermos in either front of back pocket
I could fit 12 cans of pepsi and some extra chocolate bars in my cargo pants.
@@zerixor8134That'll need quite a tight belt, no? :p
He's technically correct, the best kind of correct.
The type of correct that is usually preceded by ‘Well, akshually….’
In one place he wasn't tho and it kinda sad. The 1 in 5 children born is Chinese os totally false, since the birth rates in China are extremely low, despite their large population size
We also wear the coat made of pockets.
The main purpose of a lab coat.
So that's why dresses don't have pockets. They've all been sewed into cargo pants and lab coats.
Love this man, he makes jokes with a PowerPoint presentation. Peak nerd
Needs a few flow charts to make it perfection.
I absolutely love cargo pants, they're not only a lot more functional than regular pants, they're also a hell of a lot more comfortable
This ^
I'm not even an engineer or something, I study history and philosophy, but I wear cargo pants since I'm 14 or something. I actually befriended someone at my university, because that person also studies philosophy and also wears cargo pants, so we thought of each other as quite likeable from the beginning. And we're both known to have all kinds of stuff with us at all times. Need a screwdriver? Sure. Scissors? Sure. Pen and paper? No problem.
One thing I learned in Engineering class - always state your assumptions. Your fifth child being Chinese assumes none of the other four are already Chinese.
Pro Tip: Have your 5th child in outer space. Since you are not on Earth, the statistic no longer applies to you.
he seriously just went up there and showed his meme folder to the audience and it was funny. i laughed. it was funny.
That vote lottery idea is pure genius
Well you don't need an Identification card to buy a lottery ticket... Some would want the same parameters to vote
Ahem invaders
To be frank I don't think I want whomever chose not to vote to do so because of incentives.
Pretty much means adding nothing but apathetic/uniformed voters to the pool.
@Alranejames absolutely this - every time I hear a politician saying we need to do something to increase voter numbers, rather than make better informed voters, cast a red flag.
I could be wrong, but i think the US is one of very few countries were elections are held on normal working days. This also decreases voter turnout even if there are other ways of voting than being there physically.
And the second thing that decreases the numbers further: in most other countries every citizen gets his voting invitation sent by mail.
In the US people need to put in effort to register themselves to vote.
If the US would change it to "voting on sundays/day off" that would already get the numbers higher easily in my opinion. (and comming up with better candidates would probably too. ;-) )
Agree why don't we use to the next election.
When I was a small child, I picked up the phrase "Statistically, every 3rd child born is Chinese". Of course, I had no clue what "statistics" meant back then ... but I was the second child in our familiy, and I frequently answered when asked if I'd like to have a younger sibling, "No, I'd rahter not have a Chinese brother/sister" ... I just recently came to the conclusion that, as a pre-school kid, I already was a nerd!! OMG!!!
You were also a racist, I guess 😂
Statistically, as a second child, you are Indian :)
@@zbynekII another reason not to want a Chinese sibling
... already a nerd and a racist :D
Bruh wut
I fully agree with the cargo wear. It's essential.
I don't know what people have against cargo shorts.
Jealousy.
I use cargo pants all the time but never stuff anything other than phone, card holder and some keys. I just love the tactical looks.
now you have empty inventory slots
When I was younger I swore to cargo pants - and I _used_ those pockets, damn it.
Just being able to stick your phone in a leg pocket where it's safe and out of the way sold me on cargo pants. In fact, the only cargo pants I ended up giving away were a pair that only had a pocket on the right leg. Why was that a problem? Well, I live in England, and the phone kept bumping into the door when I was driving.
@@jic1 what are you saying? you cant carry your phone by your knee! how is your screen not broken?
@@kingmasterlord Why are your leg pockets on your knees?
Oof. The "I can't stand bad design" bit hit home hard lol. Right now I'm staying at an apartment that is equipped with not-built-in oven and microwave. Both are to the left of the bathroom door while the bloody power outlet is to the right. And the cable isn't even long enough, I have to extend it with a connector! And then it's hanging mid air and blocking the way to the bathroom!! I'd place it on the righthand side but then I'd have to move the kettle to the left. AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Get a longer extension, some duct tape, and route it over the top of the doorway. Duct tape even comes in pretty colors if you're that sort of person.
@@Wick9876By "that sort of person" you are of course meaning "color-coding duct tape depending on what type(s) of cable it is covering" right?
Did I just out myself as an engineer?
@@Wick9876Of course!! How could I forget about the two materials of all materials (well, one of them in this case)! Did I just out myself as not an engineer? Then again, I'm gone again by Friday so I'll live with it for the remaining 2 days :D
@@marcelbpunktthe other is WD40?
@@zockertwinsYesssss!!
I found cargo pants with 8 pockets: 2 back, 2 front, 2 on the thighs and 2 on the shins. Best things ever.
I like Duluth cargo pants. The pockets have pockets on them.
I'm a vestigial cargo pants wearer. I used to use cargo pockets all the time, but it got to the point that the weight in the pockets was becoming uncomfortable. I did a major reduction on the size/number of things I kept in my pockets, and now I have no use for the cargo pockets. But I still have the cargo pants, so I continue to wear them.
You'll fill up again, give it time. I started with just my phone, wallet, and keys, and ended up with half a armory and half a workshop in my pants, then i reset myself back down to phone, keys, wallet, multi-tool, and earbuds, and the process starts again.
@@yomanyo327 I don't know. I've been clean almost three years now. Every time I put something in one of the cargo pockets now, I forget it's there and end up destroying it in the washer, so that's a pretty good deterrent not to use those pockets.
@@bl00d12 They're called sleeve pockets.
I think most of us reformed cargo pants guys end up carrying a backpack for all the EDC stuff we can’t be without. Then you can leave it in the car if you don’t think you’ll need your 50 piece tool kit or trauma kit or emergency backup sandwich in the next few minutes.
But you're prepared for anything!
I remember having his CD "Technically Funny". Glad more people are seeing him now - he's funny.
Absolutely lover cargo pants and cargo shorts.....not convinced I'm ready to buy/wear cargo underware.
Those form over function people.
He realy made a power point apresentation in a stand up, what a legend
Giving "keep it in your pants" a new meaning.
I just bought a pair of "tech" pants today at Costco. I could give a chet what other people think. It is very functional. And yes, I do wear cargo shorts.
I’m amazed to see this guy is presenting the funniest concepts without using a slang word… awesome… love this
Opposed to letting language evolve? Good luck stifling creativity
@SigFigNewton
Means that everyone speaking english can understand him, not a select few
The idea where you incentivise voting seems actually great! Like maybe not 1 billion, but a smaller reward system of sorts for voting sounds kinda good:)
Portugal has a receipt lottery to prevent tax evasion. I think Taiwan has one too.
You live in your own country. Take part in it.
@@alec8172 I am not old enough to vote yet lol... I'm 17
Maybe give out free stuff or something. Free meal, free ice cream, free hat, something like that.
New meaning to the term keep it in your pants.😅
The joy that is having all kinds of tools and bits readily available in my cargo pants, lending tools and dispensing parts for my friends with ease while going around the workshop
My man is right about cargo pants I will defend this
1:48 I know this is a joke, but it's actually brilliant. Not only would it incentivise more people to vote, but it would make people care A LOT about fraud. Like A LOT.
Spotted the trumpo
@@fireskorpion396 Spotted the conspiracy theorist who can't articulate an argument and thinks insults are a valid form of communication.
You're all forgetting the point of capitalism is to dumb down the electorate so they do not come out to vote. Smart people are voting people and that is very bad for the economy.
@@CristiNeaguWhat I'm talking about is the supposed "large scale voter fraud" that never happened
There are a lot of trumpers that are obsessed with this idea
@@fireskorpion396 So you're paranoid. Got it.
I don’t understand the humor. This man makes more sense than philosophers, self help gurus and basically every person in the public intellectual sphere. :)
If I wore these "functional" pants, I'd be in jail for indecent exposure. 😂
So good! I am putting my cargo shorts back on today proudly
I LOVED how much stuff I could fit into my pants when I was in the military.
It's not a real marriage unless the husband embarrasses his wife by dressing badly when they leave the house together.
Avoiding cargo pants doesn’t mean you dress badly, it just means you are impractical
Or when the woman looks like a clown wearing her 12-pounds of clown -- I mean, make-up.
Hell! This dude is awesome!!
I love this video, i wasnt expecting anything and were laughting without a break 🤣👌
This is both completely relatable and fucking hilarious.
love that he smiles only after the whole thing, nice call back to the the project is finished joke
The emojis killed me! 🤣
This guy is great, I’d love to see more of him
I love comedy and standups and i have seen a lotttt. This strangely felt so refreshing and cool.
I want a cargo formal suit.
I wear cargo pants (I have two masters degrees so may be a nerd) because men’s shirt pockets aren’t big enough for a cellphone.
This, sir, is pure comedy gold.
I love the PowerPoint engineering approach to humor. Excellent and fresh content. Nicely done.
The man is back, with some GOOD CARGO PANTS!
Great jokes. Thanks and waiting for more :)
"The project is finished" so true!!!
This was great!
That voter lottery joke is unironically one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.
I don't understand why you don't have more subscribers to your channel. You never fail to crack me up.
I’ve been watching clips from this guy. He’s dead on
Couldn't be more hilarious than this 🤣🤣🤣
As a mechanic, i agree that Cargo Pants is a superior type of clothing.
Hilarious I’ll have to look up your full set. 😂
this earn you my subscription ❤
The emojis nail the emotions of being in engineering perfectly.
WELL DONE! 👏👏👏
Honestly that was great 👏👏👏
I love these kinds of comedy shows
I do subscribe to the cargo pants supremacy... Those pockets are incredibly important to holding things i need every day.
I love how nerdy he is! 😆
The problem I have noticed with loading your cargo pants or cargo shorts as intended is that they start to fall down during the day, so you have to tighten your belt to an uncomfortable level, or consider adding suspenders. 🩳
Suspenders work.
Belt AND suspenders -- 100% safety factor.
You mean cargo straps.
What's nerdier than suspenders? Sounds like a great idea to me!
@@SirDeanosityWith ratches! But look up the right tension force first or you'll sing soprano.
Peak comedy is nothing but the truth with some good delivery.
Thankyou for the class professor.
I bought my first cargo shorts last summer and it was the one of the best choices that i made, i loved it so much and bought the exact same shorts again after 2 weeks.
The shower thing is SPOT ON literally every shower I've ever used!
Classic gold standard Goo 🌟🥇.. I reject if I was watching 90s stand up
Fighting Alzheimer's, TO THE DEATH! 🚬
I already knew the 1-in-5 Chinese kid, and still laughed
3:53 That last one is passive-aggressiveness/sarcasm
This concept of a lottery incorporated into an election is genius.
I'm an engineer wearing cargo shorts and the you tube algorithm seems to know that.
I always wear cargo trousers/short when i go to gigs, the map pocket on them is great for merch t-shirts.
Brilliant!
That last slide... I felt that.
The emoji one got me good xD!
very good- more please
Just come to Brazil, I beg you!
I laughed so hard I got a stomach cramp
Great bit!
This was hilarious!
Powerpoint made the whole standup funnier, nice one, its genius!
Great idea, the lottery. I'll even vote multiple times for that!
He fucking CRUSHED it !! amazing performance : )
A compelling presentation
that last one hurt... ive been trying to finish 3 projects that i inherited 5 years ago...
Brilliant funny! 😆
The voting/ lottery is genius ❤
I mean, you did bring a PowerPoint to a comedy night! 😅
So funny! 🤣
Pretty good set!
Facts🗣️🔥
Every year, I make a personal playlist with video's I discovered and enjoyed, this one made it on the list, it's such a mood. 😐
Cargo pants are truly the best type of pants. Anyone who does not agree is in denial.
2:01 That..actually brilliant idea.
just imagine when he discovers how many pockets the army pants have. normal cargo pants with extra pockets on the lower leg and if you still got the old ACU pattern you get all those pockets plus velcro pockets in the knees for knee pads that could theoretically also be used as normal pockets.