Hellish Haribo sugar-free gummy bears

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  • @Cyklaminian
    @Cyklaminian 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2527

    When you stare into the abyss, the sugar-free gummy bear stares back at you

    • @reetasingh6297
      @reetasingh6297 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No comments?
      Let me fix it.
      Anyways 989th liker.

    • @ElGrabnar
      @ElGrabnar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When you eat Haribo Sugar free gummy bears your guts becomes the abyss.

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5093

    A legitimate classic of the Food Horror genre.
    Anyone who's ever had IBS knows exactly how this guy felt. Fake or not.

    • @LightBoltDash
      @LightBoltDash 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Wait what, food horror? That's a thing?

    • @cheesusabidas77
      @cheesusabidas77 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      ​@@LightBoltDashyou jyst heard it

    • @bas-tn3um
      @bas-tn3um 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      dont talk about ibs monster or it makes it spawn.

    • @imstupid880
      @imstupid880 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Can confirm

    • @TheMastroAntonio
      @TheMastroAntonio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I have IBS-C so I dont know what thats like unless I take my prescription for it. Maybe I should get these Gummi bears.

  • @Unusual_Anarchist
    @Unusual_Anarchist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4570

    Okay, fun fact for anyone who doesn't know: Certain artificial sweeteners like the ones often used in sugar free candies and cookies, have a laxative effect when eaten in large quantities.
    Trust me, guys, don't screw with the artificial sweeteners. They will mess you up if you anger them . . .

    • @WiseOwl_1408
      @WiseOwl_1408 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Phat phuxk

    • @rafaelmartinez9259
      @rafaelmartinez9259 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmaoo ​@@WiseOwl_1408

    • @salty1201
      @salty1201 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      fuck xylitol all my homies hate xylitol

    • @atlascove1810
      @atlascove1810 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      It's a similar mechanism to how lactose intolerance produces gut trouble.

    • @SmartyPoohBear
      @SmartyPoohBear 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

      When I saw "sugar-free" in the title, I knew exactly where this story was going. Everyone should really be warned that sugar-free foods will generally act like a laxative. 😅

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1222

    I love how the experience of eating these things always makes people so eloquent and verbose

    • @Puddingskin01
      @Puddingskin01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      They are but humble kings on their porcelain thrones.

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      Butt Pompeii will do that to a person.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      @@SessmaruKusanagiGaming "butt Pompeii"
      Thanks, I hate it

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@Konpekikaminari Any time!

    • @reetasingh6297
      @reetasingh6297 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@SessmaruKusanagiGamingTook me a second to realise what the butt of the joke was!

  • @Octopugilist
    @Octopugilist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1191

    Best one was the review from the old lady
    "I thought these would be a good alternative because of my diabetes. I sat on the toilet for hours begging God to kill me. I cannot recommend this candy."

    • @k.umquat8604
      @k.umquat8604 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      Now I just feel sorry for her

    • @DefaultFlame
      @DefaultFlame 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My favorite review is the one where the guy's anus made sounds that resembled the German word for danger. Very appropriate.

    • @jaxonhumphreys671
      @jaxonhumphreys671 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      I’ve never felt so awful for finding something funny

    • @Danielrv2fn
      @Danielrv2fn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Every time I read this I start cackling till my lungs hurt

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That got a HORRENDOUS laugh out of me

  • @B.H.L.studios
    @B.H.L.studios 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +740

    Looking at Amazon reviews under sugar-free gummy bears was always so flipping hilarious!

  • @TheRealWalt
    @TheRealWalt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1705

    The ability to make a story about someone failing an important test because they had to take a massive shit sound dramatic is a feat only few can claim to have accomplished.

    • @reetasingh6297
      @reetasingh6297 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No comments?
      Let's fix that!
      734 liker.

    • @Really_Big_Moth
      @Really_Big_Moth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@reetasingh6297 maybe this comment doesn’t have any replies because it doesn’t need any

    • @jaydenwilton5279
      @jaydenwilton5279 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@reetasingh6297 🤖🤖🤖

  • @yamibakura8597
    @yamibakura8597 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2860

    This sounds legitimately painful. Still, not as bad as the guy who ate nothing but protein and fiber bars for a week, but that's like saying 9/11 wasn't as bad as the destruction of Pompeii.

    • @hithedragon7842
      @hithedragon7842 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      I might need a link to that story

    • @arstino
      @arstino 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      What happened to the guy who ate the protein bars?

    • @towel_gaming
      @towel_gaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

      ​@@arstino Probably extreme constipation

    • @yamibakura8597
      @yamibakura8597 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arstino It is an awful tale of woe.
      th-cam.com/video/SDbeMVF5neY/w-d-xo.html

    • @SmartyPoohBear
      @SmartyPoohBear 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +246

      Extreme diarrhea vs extreme constipation

  • @georgetropicana9317
    @georgetropicana9317 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1936

    Most sugar free candy uses aspartame, but haribos use a special kind of sugar which is technically an alcohol.
    These sugar-alcohols taste sweet, but are too challenging for our bodies to actually break them down for their calories. Hence the “sugar free” label on the packaging.
    Our gut bacteria ferment these intact sugars, and the by-product is gas. In small amounts, it’s unnoticeable, but in large amounts, there’s a lot of fermentation and gas.

    • @Beepers559
      @Beepers559 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      So it’s basically discount laxatives?

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +276

      ​@@Beepers559If you believe a digestive tract-destroying chemical weapon to be counted as a laxative - yes.

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      ⁠@@Beepers559 not discount laxatives, high powered laxatives. The sweeteners used in the candy is a key component in many high powered laxatives

    • @mrsnayarlhats4242
      @mrsnayarlhats4242 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Well they shouldn't use that in sugar free candy period in fact they should use that in lactate medicine for people with constipation problems what haribos should gave that Gummi bear recipe to a pharmaceutical company they would make Gummi bear constipation stool softener that alcohol sugar with patients with severe constipation would be a life saver for patients with severe constipation so people won't pass on from constipation

    • @NinjaPhooka
      @NinjaPhooka 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mrsnayarlhats4242Um I think they do.

  • @atlascove1810
    @atlascove1810 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +907

    Sugar alcohols are potent. If you see "-ol" at the end of any ingredient in a sugar free product, eat with moderation lest you suffer the same fate.

    • @TheShubLub
      @TheShubLub 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or just don't eat fake sugar that will poison you.
      Anything like that really doesn't belong in

    • @theguywhoasked6858
      @theguywhoasked6858 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Thank you for blessing us with your words of wisdom

    • @OmniNeon900
      @OmniNeon900 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Example: xylitol

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@OmniNeon900 Didn't know Xylitol was part of that. good to know...

    • @fruitynyanko7316
      @fruitynyanko7316 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      They should really have warnings on the packaging about a laxative effect...

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +410

    I hope this guy's English/writing professor found this review and gave him an instant 100 for the rest of the semester. Some small relief from the hit his grades took due to this event.

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      My English teacher in High School is how I first came across the meme.
      It was, quite literally, the "funniest sh!t he had ever seen."

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Over 26,000 people finding the review helpful has gotta bump him up a grade at least

  • @redseven4040
    @redseven4040 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +623

    The “no bathroom breaks” part is throwing me off. That’s just asking for shit related greentexts to be authored

    • @sandsunderthetable.6625
      @sandsunderthetable.6625 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      If you think that’s not normal then you obviously aren’t in college yet

    • @redseven4040
      @redseven4040 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@sandsunderthetable.6625 I’ve graduated college and post graduate. The most strict rule I’ve ever encountered was being required to give my phone to the professor during the exam and even that was the honor system. If a prof ever said there were no restroom breaks allowed for a full length exam, I would go straight to administration.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@sandsunderthetable.6625 Made it through my entire academic career without any such bullshit restriction. In fact, during a physics exam in college I had the shits, badly, and the professor actually came in to check on me. I'd wager that if any professor were to create such a restriction he'd get destroyed by complaints.
      I would say that, of all the stages of my academic career, college is where they cared about cheating the least. After all, it's your money (ostensibly) that you're throwing away.

    • @pearan
      @pearan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      You Lucky if they allow batroom breaks it the first time even i heard about bathroom breaks in finals

    • @cowmeatius7151
      @cowmeatius7151 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sandsunderthetable.6625I mean at my uni you can raise your hand and a TA will escort you to the washroom (handing over your phone obviously) for a 5-10 minute bathroom break

  • @Obi_Gorn
    @Obi_Gorn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

    Couldn't stop laughing the entire time.
    Showing this to my friend when we hang out next!

    • @AxelPoggers
      @AxelPoggers 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      let me know what their reaction is

    • @reetasingh6297
      @reetasingh6297 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@AxelPoggerslmao same!

  • @Astro_weeeeee
    @Astro_weeeeee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    This sounds like a cowboy in a historical fiction story sitting in an empty church warning the main character about the dangers to come

  • @The_Sacrificial_Lamb
    @The_Sacrificial_Lamb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +225

    The worst part of this experience is that he sat down on a school toilet seat. No wiping it, no covering it in toilet paper, just the complete unfiltered horror that is a school toilet.

    • @lettus143
      @lettus143 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, do you do that at home? You Daddy puts his ass on that bowl too you know.

    • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
      @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      Handicapped spot.
      Is likely to be much cleaner than regular toilets.

    • @danakanam5
      @danakanam5 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      ​@@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit not after this surely

    • @zxph
      @zxph 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      bro rawdogged a public toilet

    • @TACTICALWRENCH-xu3yj
      @TACTICALWRENCH-xu3yj 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Popular Mechanics published some research that indicated bacteria often passes straight through toilet paper, so it doesn't really make much difference.

  • @cheeseman6833
    @cheeseman6833 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    I like to think that after this he proceeded to show this magnificent scripture to the professor and passed him anyways

    • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
      @VoiceOfTheEmperor 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Same. Plus there's NO way the teacher didn't hear the gurgling in his stomach and would recognize the "get out of my way or you're paying for my next pair of pants" run one does when they have to shit on this level. NO way the teacher DIDN'T hear him screaming in agony from the men's room. NO way he didn't smell it afterwards. That kind of rectal Armageddon would make even a War Veteran cry in utter agony. NO way the teacher missed that. Honestly, I think he BARELY passed his final out of pity from the teacher hearing his agonized screams of near damnation of the rectal kind being violently expunged from his bowels. I'm pretty sure he said to himself "that kid needs a doctor. Maybe a priest. I have nothing to lose from passing him. I'll just give him a passing grade. He's learned his lesson."

  • @EggieAnimates
    @EggieAnimates 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    *”And there they sat, two bags of Haribo sugar-free gummies bears”*
    “Buy one get one free.”
    I will forever cherish this specific part.

  • @Myname-cb9ru
    @Myname-cb9ru 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    This exact same thing happened to me, but it was with some shitty machine hot chocolate. I fucking bombed my law exam because of that rarefied piece of the river Styx.

    • @reetasingh6297
      @reetasingh6297 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Sympathies being send towards your poor Anus...😔

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    I learnt that Gummi Bears were laxitives when i was 13, thanks to stories like these.
    Thank you anon for your sacrifice, so that we may forever live in the walled safety of this divine knowledge.

  • @Unusual_Anarchist
    @Unusual_Anarchist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +273

    Moral of the story:
    Don't screw with the sugar free gummy-bears....

    • @elishumway5508
      @elishumway5508 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Or they’ll screw you.

    • @Unusual_Anarchist
      @Unusual_Anarchist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yes@@elishumway5508

    • @AnMComm
      @AnMComm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@elishumway5508in the ass

  • @alekzomer
    @alekzomer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +241

    This shit sounds like something that someone experienced with creepypastas would write, and im afraid.
    And your voiceacting adds up to that. Great job! 👍

    • @AlgidSquid
      @AlgidSquid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The best part is nearly all these reviews are written like this.

    • @alekzomer
      @alekzomer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@AlgidSquid that's fascinating

  • @Minceraft69
    @Minceraft69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Don't keep the devil waiting, old gummy bears.

  • @Furufoo
    @Furufoo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    This is a chubbyemu episode from the perspective of the patient

  • @starlightdragon2665
    @starlightdragon2665 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    As someone who gets extremely painful and crippling migraines from artificial sweeteners; especially Aspartame... I can safely say that though i have never experienced the horrors of the golden throne caused by sugar free; i have experienced pain so intense in my head that it made me consider ending my life.
    If you are sensitive to sugar free; do not consume it, either you will end up like the guy telling this story, or end up like me and others who suffer migraines that would make the devil beg for an end to his misery.

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "We can't do enough physical damage to this guy? We'll just deal psychic damage instead"

    • @joemogley
      @joemogley 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yk that sounds like an overreaction, you'd think so, but dude one time i had really bad constipation while also having too much gas cuz i drank a ton of sodas, so there was a bunch of pressure in my gut and i couldnt release it, and the pain got so bad that i literally laid in bed for 3 days just crying before it cleared up and i unleashed a eldritch being that would put Cthulu to shame upon that toilet

    • @adeleinetheartist8267
      @adeleinetheartist8267 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@joemogley WHAT?!?

    • @reetasingh6297
      @reetasingh6297 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@joemogley🤐

    • @SoupyMittens
      @SoupyMittens 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@joemogley something similar happened to me, i only had a large pepsi but i had to miss a week of school because the gas pain and diarhea were so bad

  • @The_Shoebill3D
    @The_Shoebill3D 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    I ate half a pound of sugarfree gummies once. I didn't poop, but i had extreme gas for well over 9 hours. My sphincter felt raw by the end with how much i was farting.

    • @Nanomano2864
      @Nanomano2864 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Gave yourself windburn?

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Every day I wonder how Gorillas can handle farting all day from all the vegetation they eat

  • @AlgidSquid
    @AlgidSquid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Lol I remember my dad introducing these reviews to the family. “If you ever need a laugh, just look this up”

  • @m.nic.5080
    @m.nic.5080 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Used to work at a major outlet for a candy factory that rhymes with Smelly Helly. We sold packs of sugar free alternatives to the main product and parents would ALWAYS pick them up to buy for their kids because they didn’t want to give the kids too much sugar. I would always point out the warning label on them that says it causes digestive distress and laxative effect and they’d put them back lol. However..l I don’t think many of the other employees warned people and just wanted to make a sale, so who knows how many kids got internally destroyed from eating those things when I wasn’t working.

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    Kinda messed up that the school system would rather prefer you to utterly demolish your pants with waste material than even allow the slightest risk of cheating.

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Cheaters ruin things for everyone else.

    • @MerlinOfAtlantis
      @MerlinOfAtlantis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jenacide so does the stench of a massive wet slimy turd oozing through someone's pants

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Jenacide so would some poor mf having explosive diarrhea while everyone is concentrating

    • @luckyy3691
      @luckyy3691 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Meanwhile the professor be cheating on his wife and shit

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@Jenacide And someone having a massive accident in the middle of the classroom doesn't?

  • @GarryDumblowski
    @GarryDumblowski 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Y'know... I feel like the professor should give you another chance for this one. He knows you weren't cheating since you actually finished the exam, and could tell you were clearly in distress from the fact your stomach alerted the entire class.

    • @gregrobinette8620
      @gregrobinette8620 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Dont matter, the school bureaucrats made a rule & are too stupid to accept nuances. Lol

  • @Fearless_on_my_Breath
    @Fearless_on_my_Breath 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Lmao, That
    'Buy one get one free' part really got me and I didn't stopped laughing after that, this man had described it greatly and you have narrated it with the same greatness.
    Bro you are marvellous at this, never stop.

  • @OneOnlyDan
    @OneOnlyDan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I first heard about these hellspawns around 10 years ago. It is incredible to me that people _still_ remember these things.

  • @VergilArcanis
    @VergilArcanis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    I ate about a 1/4 pound of these once. Took about 2 hours to kick in, but the affects are legit. But it took a lot to bring the pain to where i honest to god thought i could shit my kidney out my ass.
    Diabolical game to play, mix regular gummy bears with the sugar free ones and bring them to a party equipped to handle multiple bathroom trips.
    Gummy bear roulette. If you don't shit your pants or bail out of the game, you win

  • @samd9772
    @samd9772 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    To be fair, eating a whole bag of gummy bears on an empty stomach was bound to end disastrously.

  • @chenfeizhou306
    @chenfeizhou306 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Haribo sugar free are always a classic.
    Whenever I see one of these videos in my feed i 100% click

  • @MrBearyMcBearface
    @MrBearyMcBearface 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    If you're hungry, sugar free won't help you. There is nothing there to sate you. All it states is your sweet tooth.

    • @oo-ru5lt
      @oo-ru5lt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Wrong. The volume from the gummy bears inside the stomach would downregulate ghrelin and orexin, while upregulating leptin, reducing hunger and increasing satiety.

  • @gatorboiy5269
    @gatorboiy5269 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Had a similar experience on a school field trip when I was a kid. I unfortunately didn’t have the luxury of a nearby bathroom, just a constantly jostling bus full of my peers. It wasn’t a good day

  • @vonnie0_0
    @vonnie0_0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    As I’m watching this, my stomach has been having issues because I ate 4 hot pockets in a row, so this has been a very immersive experience.

  • @agnastthrower5212
    @agnastthrower5212 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Ah yes, Xylitol, Satan's favorite sweetener.

  • @wildfire9280
    @wildfire9280 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    “Uhm… ACKSHULLY Helm’s Deep was the gorge, the _Hornburg_ was the fortress. This is literally unreadable and my immersion is broken.”

  • @flutefox3177
    @flutefox3177 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    THE VOICE
    I CANT-💀💀💀

    • @Periwinkleaccount
      @Periwinkleaccount 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I was going to ask what it was that you couldn’t do, but you clearly couldn’t, so it makes sense.

  • @TimorousEye
    @TimorousEye 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    26,083 found this helpful
    26,083 avoided Hell

  • @uniqueprogressive9908
    @uniqueprogressive9908 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I had a similar experience from eating 20 from a bag of candy from a company called "wonderland of wellbeing", from a corner store that costs $2 for a 1kg bag of them.... However that was a oxymoron, I did not feel like i was in a wonderland nor in a state of wellbeing. I decided to take a sleep and the mattress was soaked in liquid shit that almost looked like brown water. The mattress was replaced and never bought from that evil company again

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When people don't understand what Sugar Alcohols are...

  • @magnus1383
    @magnus1383 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Honestly, I would have just let him redo the test if he told me what happened. I wonder if he actually attempted that.

  • @soup9242
    @soup9242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He literally could have said the gummi bears just gave him a diarrhoea attack, but I’m glad he laid it out like this.

  • @Mr.Masquerade
    @Mr.Masquerade 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “God forsaken hell bears” killed me 😂

  • @ClammyHorrorShow
    @ClammyHorrorShow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Kids and grown ups love it so… the wonderful world of Haribo…”

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    This made me laugh my ass off for nearly 5 minutes straight

  • @Videoswithsoarin
    @Videoswithsoarin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    its not the gummy bears fault. eating a whole bag is insane

    • @mrpickles-hb6zx
      @mrpickles-hb6zx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT FOR BEING BORN WRONG, like the third power puff girl. (Bliss is 4th n I hate her)

  • @joskarifinaukr6503
    @joskarifinaukr6503 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out."

  • @Lizzardthething
    @Lizzardthething 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Alexa, give me the definition for regret.

  • @TimReuscher-bg5xt
    @TimReuscher-bg5xt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I feel this. I ate a whole pack of sugar free twizzlers. Let's just say, the whole day was spent on the toilet

  • @moulder44
    @moulder44 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    its like a Shakespearian tragedy, a hellish beauty written with whole of his soul. i pray this man gets plenty of better times after this.

  • @lettus143
    @lettus143 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Ahhh, yes. Reminds me of the time I ate an entire box of lemon fiber one bars because "I'm 18 I'm an adult I can do what I want I bought these with my own money!!!" My story would have made a great video lmao.

    • @doomsdoor
      @doomsdoor 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I remember eating a box of fiber one bars before.... I never want to experience that hell again, I was crying on a toilet wishing for it to end

    • @lettus143
      @lettus143 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@doomsdoor I didn't have immediate access to a toilet and almost took a dump in a Tupperware in my then boyfriends car. Hours of having to hold it in had me thinking thoughts I wouldn't normally think.

  • @Zer0_days_Offical
    @Zer0_days_Offical 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I once ate a shit ton of cookies with artificial sweetener
    I ended up in the hospital with my intestines inflated like a balloon

    • @blitzn00dle50
      @blitzn00dle50 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I found out literally today that sugar alcohols can do this. Never eating anything sugar free again 🙏🙏🙏

  • @guapokizzy5663
    @guapokizzy5663 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    26,083 people found this helpful 😭😭

  • @servotheanonymous
    @servotheanonymous 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    "26,083 found this helpful."

    • @Calvagh-07
      @Calvagh-07 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      this candy is not selling ever again

    • @MB-be1ew
      @MB-be1ew 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      PTSD comes in many forms, i tell you

  • @AnEmu404
    @AnEmu404 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Dunno about American candy bags, but UK Haribos (and other sweets too) usually have portion recommendations.
    You’re not supposed to have more than a handful, but i think that’s more for health reasons than this……. Specific situation….

    • @Tkmined
      @Tkmined 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We do. The label has a serving size. It's just that people ignore them because they can be absolutely ridiculous sometimes (in a funny way). Oh, you got this bag of gummy worms? Your serving is 2.5 worms. And it has 150g of sugar :)

  • @gaufridusofthefire6555
    @gaufridusofthefire6555 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’ve eaten to straight bags of these before this is an apt and true retelling of the experience.

  • @_Sparky144
    @_Sparky144 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Thanks to y'all I am now informed of the dangers of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.

  • @noctisumbra3015
    @noctisumbra3015 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    These seem perfect for someone who's been stopped up for 5 days! The best tasting laxatives you've ever tried!

  • @Gardeningismypassion833
    @Gardeningismypassion833 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Bro could be a writer of a story Ngl but bro perfectly described my food poisoning when I went to Asia 😭

  • @Jem-and-the-moon_alien-guys
    @Jem-and-the-moon_alien-guys 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “26,083 ppl found this helpful”
    👁️👄👁️

  • @You-ye4xb
    @You-ye4xb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    holy crap the voice is perfect

  • @Grek
    @Grek 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “26,083 people found this helpful”

  • @DarkSignal59
    @DarkSignal59 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That was perfect, from the overly dramatic writing to the deep voice with a southern accent reading it. Haven't had such a constant hard laugh in a while 🤣

  • @trigger2070
    @trigger2070 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Read this review for a grade in my college public speech class.
    Best A I’ve ever received.

  • @liagamer4265
    @liagamer4265 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love reading reviews they are always hilarious I swear they can keep you laughing for hours

  • @DougDangerous
    @DougDangerous 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have heard naught but terror about these accursed gummi's. Thank you, burialgoods, for narrating a story about the intestinal distress that comes with consuming large amounts of these demonic candies.

  • @EngineerMonkey-zp3yj
    @EngineerMonkey-zp3yj 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Well, glad someone was there to learn this lesson for me so I don't have to. Don't eat these before a test. Got it!

  • @hallowedbeyourdays
    @hallowedbeyourdays 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It is things like this that turn so many of us into excellent writers, striving to get across to others the particular nature of the hell which was lain upon us. To warn others, in the hope that our experience was not in vain.

  • @hereticsaint100
    @hereticsaint100 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The music selection was the cherry on top.

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    this is on pair with the haribo story on the airport

  • @spongeintheshoe
    @spongeintheshoe 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I feel like that would constitute a medical emergency and warrant a re-take.

  • @WaveChallenge
    @WaveChallenge 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have never felt more bad and laughed at the same time in my life. I hope that brave warrior is doing well in life now, for the trauma unleashed upon him was one of godly proportions..

  • @Poindexterfredrick
    @Poindexterfredrick 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    People who write reviews like this make reading the reviews well worth my time lmao 😂

  • @JA11022
    @JA11022 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Those exact gummy bears are legitimately the most powerful laxative I've ever experienced. We used to prank new hires by giving them these.

  • @DORMRR
    @DORMRR 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Why is Rick Grimes dissing these gummy bears so hard 💀 🔥

  • @drophat
    @drophat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    for a story about diarrhea, this hits unbelievably hard

  • @darealrulezbreaker9493
    @darealrulezbreaker9493 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    if something that is supposed to be sweet and tastes sweet is labeled "sugar-free" id always steer clear.. better to eat some sugar than fkin poison.
    and besides, most artificial sweeteners taste disgusting anyways

  • @connor7272
    @connor7272 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “See you in hell, haribo sugar free gummi bears” is gonna be my highschool quote

  • @Back_and_Better_Than_You
    @Back_and_Better_Than_You 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Think I’ll buy a bag of these and leave them on the community snack table at work.

  • @Yeee-eg5ww
    @Yeee-eg5ww 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Damm I didn’t know that the least poetic word bearers guy did this lmao, great job on both btw

  • @Red_Chicken_Gaming
    @Red_Chicken_Gaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'VE SEEN THESE VIDEOS EXACTLY LIKE THIS EVEN WITH THE EXACT BACKGROUND "MUSIC"

  • @garlicbreadstick404
    @garlicbreadstick404 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Usually when i dont eat anything for long periods, under stress and in activity(no breakfast, at school) my stomach starts to hurt and my anus would fight against an equivalent of the concoction of illegal chemicals that pools in the sink left by food that wasnt thrown away before washing. But the thought that such "innocent" gummy bears unleashed devestating wrath upon an unsuspecting victim is way funnier

  • @lilhedgehog8576
    @lilhedgehog8576 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If I was this dude, I wouldn’t have burned the bag of gummy bears. I would’ve just save it, and given it to my worst enemy on their birthday.

  • @XxScouttherianxX
    @XxScouttherianxX 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why am I addicted to these existential crises?

  • @mumujibirb
    @mumujibirb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    many people forget there is sometimes a warning on sugar free products to not overconsume and that "overconsumption can cause laxative effects".
    Though it doesn't stop me.

  • @oranjpeel
    @oranjpeel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The way he described the experience had me rolling.

  • @MikeF031
    @MikeF031 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the ominous ambiance behind this lazy man's story

  • @chungusamongus519
    @chungusamongus519 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ah yes, these gummy bears. The notorious weight loss gummies.

  • @austinoblambino
    @austinoblambino 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just recently watched Dumb and Dumber for the first time. It reminds me of a very particular scene.

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    See, _this_ is why I stuck with Hostess chocolate mini-donuts as a morning pick-me-up before exams.

  • @milk.person
    @milk.person 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this actually happened to me when I was a little kid, it was a running joke for awhile because of how BAD those sugar free gummy bears messed up my stomach

  • @Quadrenaro
    @Quadrenaro 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm watching this while really needing to go take a dump. This is the only way to view it.

  • @tristanband4003
    @tristanband4003 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I remember this. Glorious.

  • @JuggernautHeartsSTELLAR
    @JuggernautHeartsSTELLAR 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro when he tells a story im always glued to the damn screen

  • @LemurG
    @LemurG 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have severe IBS and sugar alcohols in sugar-free foods legitimately do this to me 💀

  • @MF99K
    @MF99K 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    TLDR, many sugar substitutes are also laxatives

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the main ingredients in certain sugar free gummi substitutes is Lycasin. Its known as a laxative