Okay, fun fact for anyone who doesn't know: Certain artificial sweeteners like the ones often used in sugar free candies and cookies, have a laxative effect when eaten in large quantities. Trust me, guys, don't screw with the artificial sweeteners. They will mess you up if you anger them . . .
When I saw "sugar-free" in the title, I knew exactly where this story was going. Everyone should really be warned that sugar-free foods will generally act like a laxative. 😅
Best one was the review from the old lady "I thought these would be a good alternative because of my diabetes. I sat on the toilet for hours begging God to kill me. I cannot recommend this candy."
The ability to make a story about someone failing an important test because they had to take a massive shit sound dramatic is a feat only few can claim to have accomplished.
This sounds legitimately painful. Still, not as bad as the guy who ate nothing but protein and fiber bars for a week, but that's like saying 9/11 wasn't as bad as the destruction of Pompeii.
Most sugar free candy uses aspartame, but haribos use a special kind of sugar which is technically an alcohol. These sugar-alcohols taste sweet, but are too challenging for our bodies to actually break them down for their calories. Hence the “sugar free” label on the packaging. Our gut bacteria ferment these intact sugars, and the by-product is gas. In small amounts, it’s unnoticeable, but in large amounts, there’s a lot of fermentation and gas.
Well they shouldn't use that in sugar free candy period in fact they should use that in lactate medicine for people with constipation problems what haribos should gave that Gummi bear recipe to a pharmaceutical company they would make Gummi bear constipation stool softener that alcohol sugar with patients with severe constipation would be a life saver for patients with severe constipation so people won't pass on from constipation
I hope this guy's English/writing professor found this review and gave him an instant 100 for the rest of the semester. Some small relief from the hit his grades took due to this event.
@@sandsunderthetable.6625 I’ve graduated college and post graduate. The most strict rule I’ve ever encountered was being required to give my phone to the professor during the exam and even that was the honor system. If a prof ever said there were no restroom breaks allowed for a full length exam, I would go straight to administration.
@@sandsunderthetable.6625 Made it through my entire academic career without any such bullshit restriction. In fact, during a physics exam in college I had the shits, badly, and the professor actually came in to check on me. I'd wager that if any professor were to create such a restriction he'd get destroyed by complaints. I would say that, of all the stages of my academic career, college is where they cared about cheating the least. After all, it's your money (ostensibly) that you're throwing away.
@@sandsunderthetable.6625I mean at my uni you can raise your hand and a TA will escort you to the washroom (handing over your phone obviously) for a 5-10 minute bathroom break
The worst part of this experience is that he sat down on a school toilet seat. No wiping it, no covering it in toilet paper, just the complete unfiltered horror that is a school toilet.
Popular Mechanics published some research that indicated bacteria often passes straight through toilet paper, so it doesn't really make much difference.
Same. Plus there's NO way the teacher didn't hear the gurgling in his stomach and would recognize the "get out of my way or you're paying for my next pair of pants" run one does when they have to shit on this level. NO way the teacher DIDN'T hear him screaming in agony from the men's room. NO way he didn't smell it afterwards. That kind of rectal Armageddon would make even a War Veteran cry in utter agony. NO way the teacher missed that. Honestly, I think he BARELY passed his final out of pity from the teacher hearing his agonized screams of near damnation of the rectal kind being violently expunged from his bowels. I'm pretty sure he said to himself "that kid needs a doctor. Maybe a priest. I have nothing to lose from passing him. I'll just give him a passing grade. He's learned his lesson."
This exact same thing happened to me, but it was with some shitty machine hot chocolate. I fucking bombed my law exam because of that rarefied piece of the river Styx.
I learnt that Gummi Bears were laxitives when i was 13, thanks to stories like these. Thank you anon for your sacrifice, so that we may forever live in the walled safety of this divine knowledge.
This shit sounds like something that someone experienced with creepypastas would write, and im afraid. And your voiceacting adds up to that. Great job! 👍
As someone who gets extremely painful and crippling migraines from artificial sweeteners; especially Aspartame... I can safely say that though i have never experienced the horrors of the golden throne caused by sugar free; i have experienced pain so intense in my head that it made me consider ending my life. If you are sensitive to sugar free; do not consume it, either you will end up like the guy telling this story, or end up like me and others who suffer migraines that would make the devil beg for an end to his misery.
Yk that sounds like an overreaction, you'd think so, but dude one time i had really bad constipation while also having too much gas cuz i drank a ton of sodas, so there was a bunch of pressure in my gut and i couldnt release it, and the pain got so bad that i literally laid in bed for 3 days just crying before it cleared up and i unleashed a eldritch being that would put Cthulu to shame upon that toilet
I ate half a pound of sugarfree gummies once. I didn't poop, but i had extreme gas for well over 9 hours. My sphincter felt raw by the end with how much i was farting.
Used to work at a major outlet for a candy factory that rhymes with Smelly Helly. We sold packs of sugar free alternatives to the main product and parents would ALWAYS pick them up to buy for their kids because they didn’t want to give the kids too much sugar. I would always point out the warning label on them that says it causes digestive distress and laxative effect and they’d put them back lol. However..l I don’t think many of the other employees warned people and just wanted to make a sale, so who knows how many kids got internally destroyed from eating those things when I wasn’t working.
Kinda messed up that the school system would rather prefer you to utterly demolish your pants with waste material than even allow the slightest risk of cheating.
Y'know... I feel like the professor should give you another chance for this one. He knows you weren't cheating since you actually finished the exam, and could tell you were clearly in distress from the fact your stomach alerted the entire class.
Lmao, That 'Buy one get one free' part really got me and I didn't stopped laughing after that, this man had described it greatly and you have narrated it with the same greatness. Bro you are marvellous at this, never stop.
I ate about a 1/4 pound of these once. Took about 2 hours to kick in, but the affects are legit. But it took a lot to bring the pain to where i honest to god thought i could shit my kidney out my ass. Diabolical game to play, mix regular gummy bears with the sugar free ones and bring them to a party equipped to handle multiple bathroom trips. Gummy bear roulette. If you don't shit your pants or bail out of the game, you win
Wrong. The volume from the gummy bears inside the stomach would downregulate ghrelin and orexin, while upregulating leptin, reducing hunger and increasing satiety.
Had a similar experience on a school field trip when I was a kid. I unfortunately didn’t have the luxury of a nearby bathroom, just a constantly jostling bus full of my peers. It wasn’t a good day
I had a similar experience from eating 20 from a bag of candy from a company called "wonderland of wellbeing", from a corner store that costs $2 for a 1kg bag of them.... However that was a oxymoron, I did not feel like i was in a wonderland nor in a state of wellbeing. I decided to take a sleep and the mattress was soaked in liquid shit that almost looked like brown water. The mattress was replaced and never bought from that evil company again
Ahhh, yes. Reminds me of the time I ate an entire box of lemon fiber one bars because "I'm 18 I'm an adult I can do what I want I bought these with my own money!!!" My story would have made a great video lmao.
@@doomsdoor I didn't have immediate access to a toilet and almost took a dump in a Tupperware in my then boyfriends car. Hours of having to hold it in had me thinking thoughts I wouldn't normally think.
Dunno about American candy bags, but UK Haribos (and other sweets too) usually have portion recommendations. You’re not supposed to have more than a handful, but i think that’s more for health reasons than this……. Specific situation….
We do. The label has a serving size. It's just that people ignore them because they can be absolutely ridiculous sometimes (in a funny way). Oh, you got this bag of gummy worms? Your serving is 2.5 worms. And it has 150g of sugar :)
That was perfect, from the overly dramatic writing to the deep voice with a southern accent reading it. Haven't had such a constant hard laugh in a while 🤣
I have heard naught but terror about these accursed gummi's. Thank you, burialgoods, for narrating a story about the intestinal distress that comes with consuming large amounts of these demonic candies.
It is things like this that turn so many of us into excellent writers, striving to get across to others the particular nature of the hell which was lain upon us. To warn others, in the hope that our experience was not in vain.
I have never felt more bad and laughed at the same time in my life. I hope that brave warrior is doing well in life now, for the trauma unleashed upon him was one of godly proportions..
if something that is supposed to be sweet and tastes sweet is labeled "sugar-free" id always steer clear.. better to eat some sugar than fkin poison. and besides, most artificial sweeteners taste disgusting anyways
Usually when i dont eat anything for long periods, under stress and in activity(no breakfast, at school) my stomach starts to hurt and my anus would fight against an equivalent of the concoction of illegal chemicals that pools in the sink left by food that wasnt thrown away before washing. But the thought that such "innocent" gummy bears unleashed devestating wrath upon an unsuspecting victim is way funnier
many people forget there is sometimes a warning on sugar free products to not overconsume and that "overconsumption can cause laxative effects". Though it doesn't stop me.
this actually happened to me when I was a little kid, it was a running joke for awhile because of how BAD those sugar free gummy bears messed up my stomach
When you stare into the abyss, the sugar-free gummy bear stares back at you
No comments?
Let me fix it.
Anyways 989th liker.
When you eat Haribo Sugar free gummy bears your guts becomes the abyss.
A legitimate classic of the Food Horror genre.
Anyone who's ever had IBS knows exactly how this guy felt. Fake or not.
Wait what, food horror? That's a thing?
@@LightBoltDashyou jyst heard it
dont talk about ibs monster or it makes it spawn.
Can confirm
I have IBS-C so I dont know what thats like unless I take my prescription for it. Maybe I should get these Gummi bears.
Okay, fun fact for anyone who doesn't know: Certain artificial sweeteners like the ones often used in sugar free candies and cookies, have a laxative effect when eaten in large quantities.
Trust me, guys, don't screw with the artificial sweeteners. They will mess you up if you anger them . . .
Phat phuxk
Lmaoo @@WiseOwl_1408
fuck xylitol all my homies hate xylitol
It's a similar mechanism to how lactose intolerance produces gut trouble.
When I saw "sugar-free" in the title, I knew exactly where this story was going. Everyone should really be warned that sugar-free foods will generally act like a laxative. 😅
I love how the experience of eating these things always makes people so eloquent and verbose
They are but humble kings on their porcelain thrones.
Butt Pompeii will do that to a person.
@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming "butt Pompeii"
Thanks, I hate it
@@Konpekikaminari Any time!
@@SessmaruKusanagiGamingTook me a second to realise what the butt of the joke was!
Best one was the review from the old lady
"I thought these would be a good alternative because of my diabetes. I sat on the toilet for hours begging God to kill me. I cannot recommend this candy."
Now I just feel sorry for her
My favorite review is the one where the guy's anus made sounds that resembled the German word for danger. Very appropriate.
I’ve never felt so awful for finding something funny
Every time I read this I start cackling till my lungs hurt
That got a HORRENDOUS laugh out of me
Looking at Amazon reviews under sugar-free gummy bears was always so flipping hilarious!
The ability to make a story about someone failing an important test because they had to take a massive shit sound dramatic is a feat only few can claim to have accomplished.
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Let's fix that!
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@@reetasingh6297 maybe this comment doesn’t have any replies because it doesn’t need any
@@reetasingh6297 🤖🤖🤖
This sounds legitimately painful. Still, not as bad as the guy who ate nothing but protein and fiber bars for a week, but that's like saying 9/11 wasn't as bad as the destruction of Pompeii.
I might need a link to that story
What happened to the guy who ate the protein bars?
@@arstino Probably extreme constipation
@@arstino It is an awful tale of woe.
th-cam.com/video/SDbeMVF5neY/w-d-xo.html
Extreme diarrhea vs extreme constipation
Most sugar free candy uses aspartame, but haribos use a special kind of sugar which is technically an alcohol.
These sugar-alcohols taste sweet, but are too challenging for our bodies to actually break them down for their calories. Hence the “sugar free” label on the packaging.
Our gut bacteria ferment these intact sugars, and the by-product is gas. In small amounts, it’s unnoticeable, but in large amounts, there’s a lot of fermentation and gas.
So it’s basically discount laxatives?
@@Beepers559If you believe a digestive tract-destroying chemical weapon to be counted as a laxative - yes.
@@Beepers559 not discount laxatives, high powered laxatives. The sweeteners used in the candy is a key component in many high powered laxatives
Well they shouldn't use that in sugar free candy period in fact they should use that in lactate medicine for people with constipation problems what haribos should gave that Gummi bear recipe to a pharmaceutical company they would make Gummi bear constipation stool softener that alcohol sugar with patients with severe constipation would be a life saver for patients with severe constipation so people won't pass on from constipation
@@mrsnayarlhats4242Um I think they do.
Sugar alcohols are potent. If you see "-ol" at the end of any ingredient in a sugar free product, eat with moderation lest you suffer the same fate.
Or just don't eat fake sugar that will poison you.
Anything like that really doesn't belong in
Thank you for blessing us with your words of wisdom
Example: xylitol
@@OmniNeon900 Didn't know Xylitol was part of that. good to know...
They should really have warnings on the packaging about a laxative effect...
I hope this guy's English/writing professor found this review and gave him an instant 100 for the rest of the semester. Some small relief from the hit his grades took due to this event.
My English teacher in High School is how I first came across the meme.
It was, quite literally, the "funniest sh!t he had ever seen."
Over 26,000 people finding the review helpful has gotta bump him up a grade at least
The “no bathroom breaks” part is throwing me off. That’s just asking for shit related greentexts to be authored
If you think that’s not normal then you obviously aren’t in college yet
@@sandsunderthetable.6625 I’ve graduated college and post graduate. The most strict rule I’ve ever encountered was being required to give my phone to the professor during the exam and even that was the honor system. If a prof ever said there were no restroom breaks allowed for a full length exam, I would go straight to administration.
@@sandsunderthetable.6625 Made it through my entire academic career without any such bullshit restriction. In fact, during a physics exam in college I had the shits, badly, and the professor actually came in to check on me. I'd wager that if any professor were to create such a restriction he'd get destroyed by complaints.
I would say that, of all the stages of my academic career, college is where they cared about cheating the least. After all, it's your money (ostensibly) that you're throwing away.
You Lucky if they allow batroom breaks it the first time even i heard about bathroom breaks in finals
@@sandsunderthetable.6625I mean at my uni you can raise your hand and a TA will escort you to the washroom (handing over your phone obviously) for a 5-10 minute bathroom break
Couldn't stop laughing the entire time.
Showing this to my friend when we hang out next!
let me know what their reaction is
@@AxelPoggerslmao same!
This sounds like a cowboy in a historical fiction story sitting in an empty church warning the main character about the dangers to come
The worst part of this experience is that he sat down on a school toilet seat. No wiping it, no covering it in toilet paper, just the complete unfiltered horror that is a school toilet.
I mean, do you do that at home? You Daddy puts his ass on that bowl too you know.
Handicapped spot.
Is likely to be much cleaner than regular toilets.
@@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit not after this surely
bro rawdogged a public toilet
Popular Mechanics published some research that indicated bacteria often passes straight through toilet paper, so it doesn't really make much difference.
I like to think that after this he proceeded to show this magnificent scripture to the professor and passed him anyways
Same. Plus there's NO way the teacher didn't hear the gurgling in his stomach and would recognize the "get out of my way or you're paying for my next pair of pants" run one does when they have to shit on this level. NO way the teacher DIDN'T hear him screaming in agony from the men's room. NO way he didn't smell it afterwards. That kind of rectal Armageddon would make even a War Veteran cry in utter agony. NO way the teacher missed that. Honestly, I think he BARELY passed his final out of pity from the teacher hearing his agonized screams of near damnation of the rectal kind being violently expunged from his bowels. I'm pretty sure he said to himself "that kid needs a doctor. Maybe a priest. I have nothing to lose from passing him. I'll just give him a passing grade. He's learned his lesson."
*”And there they sat, two bags of Haribo sugar-free gummies bears”*
“Buy one get one free.”
I will forever cherish this specific part.
This exact same thing happened to me, but it was with some shitty machine hot chocolate. I fucking bombed my law exam because of that rarefied piece of the river Styx.
Sympathies being send towards your poor Anus...😔
I learnt that Gummi Bears were laxitives when i was 13, thanks to stories like these.
Thank you anon for your sacrifice, so that we may forever live in the walled safety of this divine knowledge.
Moral of the story:
Don't screw with the sugar free gummy-bears....
Or they’ll screw you.
yes@@elishumway5508
@@elishumway5508in the ass
This shit sounds like something that someone experienced with creepypastas would write, and im afraid.
And your voiceacting adds up to that. Great job! 👍
The best part is nearly all these reviews are written like this.
@@AlgidSquid that's fascinating
Don't keep the devil waiting, old gummy bears.
This is a chubbyemu episode from the perspective of the patient
As someone who gets extremely painful and crippling migraines from artificial sweeteners; especially Aspartame... I can safely say that though i have never experienced the horrors of the golden throne caused by sugar free; i have experienced pain so intense in my head that it made me consider ending my life.
If you are sensitive to sugar free; do not consume it, either you will end up like the guy telling this story, or end up like me and others who suffer migraines that would make the devil beg for an end to his misery.
"We can't do enough physical damage to this guy? We'll just deal psychic damage instead"
Yk that sounds like an overreaction, you'd think so, but dude one time i had really bad constipation while also having too much gas cuz i drank a ton of sodas, so there was a bunch of pressure in my gut and i couldnt release it, and the pain got so bad that i literally laid in bed for 3 days just crying before it cleared up and i unleashed a eldritch being that would put Cthulu to shame upon that toilet
@@joemogley WHAT?!?
@@joemogley🤐
@@joemogley something similar happened to me, i only had a large pepsi but i had to miss a week of school because the gas pain and diarhea were so bad
I ate half a pound of sugarfree gummies once. I didn't poop, but i had extreme gas for well over 9 hours. My sphincter felt raw by the end with how much i was farting.
Gave yourself windburn?
Every day I wonder how Gorillas can handle farting all day from all the vegetation they eat
Lol I remember my dad introducing these reviews to the family. “If you ever need a laugh, just look this up”
Used to work at a major outlet for a candy factory that rhymes with Smelly Helly. We sold packs of sugar free alternatives to the main product and parents would ALWAYS pick them up to buy for their kids because they didn’t want to give the kids too much sugar. I would always point out the warning label on them that says it causes digestive distress and laxative effect and they’d put them back lol. However..l I don’t think many of the other employees warned people and just wanted to make a sale, so who knows how many kids got internally destroyed from eating those things when I wasn’t working.
Kinda messed up that the school system would rather prefer you to utterly demolish your pants with waste material than even allow the slightest risk of cheating.
Cheaters ruin things for everyone else.
@@Jenacide so does the stench of a massive wet slimy turd oozing through someone's pants
@@Jenacide so would some poor mf having explosive diarrhea while everyone is concentrating
Meanwhile the professor be cheating on his wife and shit
@@Jenacide And someone having a massive accident in the middle of the classroom doesn't?
Y'know... I feel like the professor should give you another chance for this one. He knows you weren't cheating since you actually finished the exam, and could tell you were clearly in distress from the fact your stomach alerted the entire class.
Dont matter, the school bureaucrats made a rule & are too stupid to accept nuances. Lol
Lmao, That
'Buy one get one free' part really got me and I didn't stopped laughing after that, this man had described it greatly and you have narrated it with the same greatness.
Bro you are marvellous at this, never stop.
I first heard about these hellspawns around 10 years ago. It is incredible to me that people _still_ remember these things.
I ate about a 1/4 pound of these once. Took about 2 hours to kick in, but the affects are legit. But it took a lot to bring the pain to where i honest to god thought i could shit my kidney out my ass.
Diabolical game to play, mix regular gummy bears with the sugar free ones and bring them to a party equipped to handle multiple bathroom trips.
Gummy bear roulette. If you don't shit your pants or bail out of the game, you win
Okay calm down satan
To be fair, eating a whole bag of gummy bears on an empty stomach was bound to end disastrously.
Haribo sugar free are always a classic.
Whenever I see one of these videos in my feed i 100% click
If you're hungry, sugar free won't help you. There is nothing there to sate you. All it states is your sweet tooth.
Wrong. The volume from the gummy bears inside the stomach would downregulate ghrelin and orexin, while upregulating leptin, reducing hunger and increasing satiety.
Had a similar experience on a school field trip when I was a kid. I unfortunately didn’t have the luxury of a nearby bathroom, just a constantly jostling bus full of my peers. It wasn’t a good day
As I’m watching this, my stomach has been having issues because I ate 4 hot pockets in a row, so this has been a very immersive experience.
Ah yes, Xylitol, Satan's favorite sweetener.
“Uhm… ACKSHULLY Helm’s Deep was the gorge, the _Hornburg_ was the fortress. This is literally unreadable and my immersion is broken.”
THE VOICE
I CANT-💀💀💀
I was going to ask what it was that you couldn’t do, but you clearly couldn’t, so it makes sense.
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I had a similar experience from eating 20 from a bag of candy from a company called "wonderland of wellbeing", from a corner store that costs $2 for a 1kg bag of them.... However that was a oxymoron, I did not feel like i was in a wonderland nor in a state of wellbeing. I decided to take a sleep and the mattress was soaked in liquid shit that almost looked like brown water. The mattress was replaced and never bought from that evil company again
When people don't understand what Sugar Alcohols are...
Honestly, I would have just let him redo the test if he told me what happened. I wonder if he actually attempted that.
He literally could have said the gummi bears just gave him a diarrhoea attack, but I’m glad he laid it out like this.
“God forsaken hell bears” killed me 😂
“Kids and grown ups love it so… the wonderful world of Haribo…”
This made me laugh my ass off for nearly 5 minutes straight
its not the gummy bears fault. eating a whole bag is insane
IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT FOR BEING BORN WRONG, like the third power puff girl. (Bliss is 4th n I hate her)
"It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out."
Alexa, give me the definition for regret.
I feel this. I ate a whole pack of sugar free twizzlers. Let's just say, the whole day was spent on the toilet
its like a Shakespearian tragedy, a hellish beauty written with whole of his soul. i pray this man gets plenty of better times after this.
Ahhh, yes. Reminds me of the time I ate an entire box of lemon fiber one bars because "I'm 18 I'm an adult I can do what I want I bought these with my own money!!!" My story would have made a great video lmao.
I remember eating a box of fiber one bars before.... I never want to experience that hell again, I was crying on a toilet wishing for it to end
@@doomsdoor I didn't have immediate access to a toilet and almost took a dump in a Tupperware in my then boyfriends car. Hours of having to hold it in had me thinking thoughts I wouldn't normally think.
I once ate a shit ton of cookies with artificial sweetener
I ended up in the hospital with my intestines inflated like a balloon
I found out literally today that sugar alcohols can do this. Never eating anything sugar free again 🙏🙏🙏
26,083 people found this helpful 😭😭
"26,083 found this helpful."
this candy is not selling ever again
PTSD comes in many forms, i tell you
Dunno about American candy bags, but UK Haribos (and other sweets too) usually have portion recommendations.
You’re not supposed to have more than a handful, but i think that’s more for health reasons than this……. Specific situation….
We do. The label has a serving size. It's just that people ignore them because they can be absolutely ridiculous sometimes (in a funny way). Oh, you got this bag of gummy worms? Your serving is 2.5 worms. And it has 150g of sugar :)
I’ve eaten to straight bags of these before this is an apt and true retelling of the experience.
Thanks to y'all I am now informed of the dangers of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.
These seem perfect for someone who's been stopped up for 5 days! The best tasting laxatives you've ever tried!
Bro could be a writer of a story Ngl but bro perfectly described my food poisoning when I went to Asia 😭
“26,083 ppl found this helpful”
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holy crap the voice is perfect
“26,083 people found this helpful”
That was perfect, from the overly dramatic writing to the deep voice with a southern accent reading it. Haven't had such a constant hard laugh in a while 🤣
Read this review for a grade in my college public speech class.
Best A I’ve ever received.
I love reading reviews they are always hilarious I swear they can keep you laughing for hours
I have heard naught but terror about these accursed gummi's. Thank you, burialgoods, for narrating a story about the intestinal distress that comes with consuming large amounts of these demonic candies.
Well, glad someone was there to learn this lesson for me so I don't have to. Don't eat these before a test. Got it!
It is things like this that turn so many of us into excellent writers, striving to get across to others the particular nature of the hell which was lain upon us. To warn others, in the hope that our experience was not in vain.
The music selection was the cherry on top.
this is on pair with the haribo story on the airport
I feel like that would constitute a medical emergency and warrant a re-take.
I have never felt more bad and laughed at the same time in my life. I hope that brave warrior is doing well in life now, for the trauma unleashed upon him was one of godly proportions..
People who write reviews like this make reading the reviews well worth my time lmao 😂
Those exact gummy bears are legitimately the most powerful laxative I've ever experienced. We used to prank new hires by giving them these.
Why is Rick Grimes dissing these gummy bears so hard 💀 🔥
for a story about diarrhea, this hits unbelievably hard
if something that is supposed to be sweet and tastes sweet is labeled "sugar-free" id always steer clear.. better to eat some sugar than fkin poison.
and besides, most artificial sweeteners taste disgusting anyways
“See you in hell, haribo sugar free gummi bears” is gonna be my highschool quote
Think I’ll buy a bag of these and leave them on the community snack table at work.
Damm I didn’t know that the least poetic word bearers guy did this lmao, great job on both btw
I'VE SEEN THESE VIDEOS EXACTLY LIKE THIS EVEN WITH THE EXACT BACKGROUND "MUSIC"
Usually when i dont eat anything for long periods, under stress and in activity(no breakfast, at school) my stomach starts to hurt and my anus would fight against an equivalent of the concoction of illegal chemicals that pools in the sink left by food that wasnt thrown away before washing. But the thought that such "innocent" gummy bears unleashed devestating wrath upon an unsuspecting victim is way funnier
If I was this dude, I wouldn’t have burned the bag of gummy bears. I would’ve just save it, and given it to my worst enemy on their birthday.
Why am I addicted to these existential crises?
many people forget there is sometimes a warning on sugar free products to not overconsume and that "overconsumption can cause laxative effects".
Though it doesn't stop me.
The way he described the experience had me rolling.
I love the ominous ambiance behind this lazy man's story
Ah yes, these gummy bears. The notorious weight loss gummies.
I just recently watched Dumb and Dumber for the first time. It reminds me of a very particular scene.
See, _this_ is why I stuck with Hostess chocolate mini-donuts as a morning pick-me-up before exams.
this actually happened to me when I was a little kid, it was a running joke for awhile because of how BAD those sugar free gummy bears messed up my stomach
I'm watching this while really needing to go take a dump. This is the only way to view it.
I remember this. Glorious.
Bro when he tells a story im always glued to the damn screen
I have severe IBS and sugar alcohols in sugar-free foods legitimately do this to me 💀
TLDR, many sugar substitutes are also laxatives
One of the main ingredients in certain sugar free gummi substitutes is Lycasin. Its known as a laxative