like, no really, what in the name of all gods of earth and beyond is this blasphemous noise, this is just as mad as neros day at disneyland but in the other direction
Same!!! Something about it just hits so right in the way the line is sang (passion???) and then imagining being strapped to a ceiling fan--I am instantly both laughing and jealous of this imaginary baby
I’m autistic too lol. I feel like a LOT of Will Wood fans are neurodivergent. I’ve concluded that that lyric is an analogy to mean that whoever the narrator is talking about. Kinda like a baby. Moreover, a child on the spectrum. And with it being “strapped to a ceiling fan” the song is saying that the narrator is farther provoking the person in question. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
@@UniTheThing69 That's Will Wood for ya. When looked at individually, the lyrics make no sense, but together they manage to form a pretty clear picture
Well I heard their songs before I learnt their name so this wasn't the case for me. But this song did come as a surprise since I "learnt" about will wood through Laplace's Angel. But with how familiar this song sounds I still can't believe I've known this man since I was like, 10 or something😂
This song just perfectly captures unfiltered burning anger and bitter hatred. If No Children is a story hating yourself as much as you hate someone else then this song describes hating someone so much you’d sacrifice yourself just to hurt them
“Knocking the pieces the fuck off the chessboard insisting that she’s won the game” Reminds me of that time I didn’t want to play chess but they forced me into and I just went “fuck it dragon attack” and threw the pieces off the table.
Hope this isn’t some thinly veiled ableist comment. Edit from 3 years later: This was a stupid comment for me to make. I apologize. I’m doing my best to tie up any lose ends here. I’m sorry for my outburst. Nobody in this comment section deserves that.
@@ArtwithariThechannelofart I know, but someone WITHOUT autism saying this is actually just, kinda gross? Like, please don’t use us as punchline. Edit from 3 years later: this doesnt reflect my personal feelings on the song any more.
@@reachingzenith7772 those were old interviews and he dosen't associate with them anymore :) (as someone replied to me specifying, it wasn't because he was insane or crazy per say because that takes away from the fact that hes just a genuinely talented guy)
This song is about a defensive lawyer who had a relationship with the accuser either a divorce trial or a domestic abuse trial. In it, the lawyer talks about her toxicity through the lyrics 'wrings a snake and collects its poison'. He claims that the relationship with her broke him leading to his psychotic meltdown in the middle of the trial. When being threatened with charges of contempt of court he claims he doesn't care saying 'I hold myself in contempt' Edit: Holy shit thanks for 500+ likes
My interpretation is that the narrator is in a toxic relationship with the woman in the song, and ends up snapping and becoming equally as toxic as her as he loses love for her “So all that I see, absolute entropy (losing all energy from expelling it) as the chemical bonds fall apart (love is often described as chemicals, because it technically is, but these chemical “bonds” (double entendre there) are falling apart, their relationship is falling apart
-"And giving some poor illness the blame, knocking the pieces the fuck off the table insisting that she's won the game!" It immediately made me think of someone who tries to use their mental illness to excuse their bad behavior or try to play victim, thinking that that's actually a valid argument to just blame their awful behavior on mental illness that in my experience oftentimes has NOTHING to do with their bad behavior.
@@ryanblakely5786 Walten Files reference, Felix kills his business partner’s children (car accident) really interesting story you should check it out (this is what i remember atleast)
I think the title of Thermodynamic Lawyer comes in the fact that thermodynamics is all about the change of heat by giving it off to something else*.This is NOT a just lawyer, all about revenge and bitter bias. *(Giving all the pain and anger back to the person who made him feel this way) Note that this song is all about looking back on a toxic relationship. essentially: Retribution not Justice
I found this song on one of my spotify daily mixes and I was so confused when I saw this wasn't popular???? it's so good???????? WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWS??????
@@danielthemaniel7461 if the pronouns were changed to he/him it could also be vaguely about kristoph i think, although it does definitely fit dahlia more
This song feels like when you watch A REALLY SUPER DARK MOVIE and experience the worst violence humanity has ever seen. This song is like pain. “Unfurling from out of her wrists” “buckle your knees”, “beg me to spare thee the back of my hand”, “Throbbing black bruises”, “cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan” This song is like being tortured, in the best way
You know, I did not know originally this song sampled liar liar at the beginning, so when I eventually watched that movie I heard the clip and was like “ hey wait a minute that sounds familiar “
I LOVE THE LIL THINGS AT THE END AND BEGINNING LIKE- “I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT” AND “ABSOLUTELY REPREHENSIBLE BEHAVIOR”- ITS JUST- AAAAEEEEUSBJSBDB YES
My theory is that this song is about domestic abuse trial where the woman is the abuser and uses that to her advantage to try to paint her male partner as the aggressor possibly to the degree that he gets so fed up with her abuse that he too becomes toxic and hateful to her and it becomes an equally toxic relationship which she then uses to be like "See? He was ALWAYS like this, he just hid it well!" or sm.
"knocking the pieces the fuck of the chessboard, and insisting that shes won the game" "tears pages from spines as she judges the cover and shamelessly spoils the end" 🙀🙀🙀🙀❤️❤️
I love the Liar Liar quote at the beginning because in that movie and this song the lawyer reveals their true psycho and unhinged self. Although this lawyer is definitely a lot MORE psycho and unhinged.
Imagine this song playing right after Dr Sunshine is dead. You get that 20 seconds of silence when you get lulled into a false sense of safety then- I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT
“Throwing the chessboard insisting she’s won the game” reminds me of my sister she will beat you till ur in hospital for nothing but you have to say sorry first
Please help. My conscious has been playing nothing but this song for the last few hours and they keep turning the volume up somehow. I think they're just connecting as many speakers as possible
One time I forgot that my friends could see what I was listening to on Spotify on Discord and I got a message from one of them saying "wtf are you listening to" also ur art is very nice
I have such a visceral reaction to this song because it really resembles what I've heard of what my childhood best friends say about me to cover for their reason for ditching me being "they're too weird and too sad"
God Will Wood knows every word in the dictionary dating back to 1714 to now, literally googled what Absolute Entropy is because me stupid cave man brain and want knowledge and find out it has to do with thermodynamics, thus Thermodynamic lawyer
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the fuck
like, no really, what in the name of all gods of earth and beyond is this blasphemous noise, this is just as mad as neros day at disneyland but in the other direction
the weird thing is i like both ndad and will wood
do i just like noise
No, let him speak
@@Oooze3424 noah why do you sound like a 45 year old man
@@cherrisoda892 I dont know
Look at my lawyer dawg I'm goin to jail 💀💀💀
half of the time your comment pops up in my head when I listen to thermodynamic lawyer and i love it
Man your lawyer didnt even study law 💀💀💀
u are not catching me with this lawyer
Your lawyer is going to jail
If your ears aren't bleeding, you arent listening to it correctly
agreed also i’m proud to say i got this comment to 69 likes
@@CambrianCrayon omg thank you for informing me
@@nerdy_gurdy np lmao
just like doom
us will wood fans have ears of steel so we're fine
As an autistic person I absolutely love the "cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan" line it so funny to me /gen
Same!!! Something about it just hits so right in the way the line is sang (passion???) and then imagining being strapped to a ceiling fan--I am instantly both laughing and jealous of this imaginary baby
I’m autistic too lol. I feel like a LOT of Will Wood fans are neurodivergent. I’ve concluded that that lyric is an analogy to mean that whoever the narrator is talking about. Kinda like a baby. Moreover, a child on the spectrum. And with it being “strapped to a ceiling fan” the song is saying that the narrator is farther provoking the person in question. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
As another autistic person that line genuinely made me laugh with confusion. Like that’s so specific?? Why a baby with autism?? WHY A CEILING FAN???
@@UniTheThing69 That's Will Wood for ya. When looked at individually, the lyrics make no sense, but together they manage to form a pretty clear picture
Same here!
This is what i expected "insane clown posse" to sound like
Oh dear god
bruh?
my dad listens who insane clown posse since I was little, so if I didn't know I would think the same
NO BC ME TOO
Well I heard their songs before I learnt their name so this wasn't the case for me.
But this song did come as a surprise since I "learnt" about will wood through Laplace's Angel. But with how familiar this song sounds I still can't believe I've known this man since I was like, 10 or something😂
This song just perfectly captures unfiltered burning anger and bitter hatred. If No Children is a story hating yourself as much as you hate someone else then this song describes hating someone so much you’d sacrifice yourself just to hurt them
A Mountain Goat reference under a Will Wood song? Great way to start my day
Good music taste
i have both of these songs in one playlist. are we the same person
finally a musician who can truly capture that unhinged villiain vibe
Idk what this means for me if I think these songs are sexy 0.0
@@No-uy2sm villain bleeper!
This song is about being framed by your partner for abuse
YOU GET IT! YOU GET IT!
Exactly!! That’s why I love will wood and the tapeworms!!!
“Knocking the pieces the fuck off the chessboard insisting that she’s won the game”
Reminds me of that time I didn’t want to play chess but they forced me into and I just went “fuck it dragon attack” and threw the pieces off the table.
Pro gamer move.
Real
Ah, the old Dragons Gambit. A good play, for sure.
I relate to this song so hard. Maybe it's because I'm also a crying baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan.
same tbh
Hope this isn’t some thinly veiled ableist comment.
Edit from 3 years later: This was a stupid comment for me to make. I apologize. I’m doing my best to tie up any lose ends here. I’m sorry for my outburst. Nobody in this comment section deserves that.
I READ THIS AS SOON AS IT SAID IT
@@lucidworm I think it's a reference to one of the songs
@@ArtwithariThechannelofart I know, but someone WITHOUT autism saying this is actually just, kinda gross? Like, please don’t use us as punchline.
Edit from 3 years later: this doesnt reflect my personal feelings on the song any more.
If this was the first will wood song I heard I would honestly think he was insane
And he kinda of is. Have you ever seen an interview with him?
this is the fiest will wood song ive listened to and i do
This is the first song I heard and I immediately fell in love with his musoc
@@reachingzenith7772 those were old interviews and he dosen't associate with them anymore :) (as someone replied to me specifying, it wasn't because he was insane or crazy per say because that takes away from the fact that hes just a genuinely talented guy)
@@isle-unto-thyself Chaotic good!
sometimes I like to read the lyrics of this song out loud as if I'm a librarian reading to a group of 8 year olds
actually do it in front of 8 year olds and thats how to get a lawsuit
Now I have the urge to translate this song just so that I can dramatically read it to people
I DO THAT WITH EVERY SONG ITS SO FUNNY
@@postaldoodle and then you hire a lawyer for your case! maybe even a thermodynamic one
@@postaldoodle I really wanted to say it but someone else already made the joke
This song is about a defensive lawyer who had a relationship with the accuser either a divorce trial or a domestic abuse trial. In it, the lawyer talks about her toxicity through the lyrics 'wrings a snake and collects its poison'. He claims that the relationship with her broke him leading to his psychotic meltdown in the middle of the trial. When being threatened with charges of contempt of court he claims he doesn't care saying 'I hold myself in contempt'
Edit: Holy shit thanks for 500+ likes
Ever play Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations?
@@danielthemaniel7461 No I haven't
@@theyappingfanatics
Well, play the AA games. They're fucking amazing.
@@danielthemaniel7461 SO TRUE!! Especially the great ace attorney Chronicles, may be a spin-off game but jts so fucking good
How did you successfully make this song make sense
My interpretation is that the narrator is in a toxic relationship with the woman in the song, and ends up snapping and becoming equally as toxic as her as he loses love for her
“So all that I see, absolute entropy (losing all energy from expelling it) as the chemical bonds fall apart (love is often described as chemicals, because it technically is, but these chemical “bonds” (double entendre there) are falling apart, their relationship is falling apart
I know that this isn't the intent, but it reminds me of Dhalia Hawthorne from Ace Attorney T&T, and how Godot goes mad trying to get his revenge.
@@danielthemaniel7461 well, Godot _is_ a lawyer.
-"And giving some poor illness the blame, knocking the pieces the fuck off the table insisting that she's won the game!" It immediately made me think of someone who tries to use their mental illness to excuse their bad behavior or try to play victim, thinking that that's actually a valid argument to just blame their awful behavior on mental illness that in my experience oftentimes has NOTHING to do with their bad behavior.
“FELIX! PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN??”
LMAO FINALLY A REFERENCE I UNDERSTAND
@@cats-a-lot3609 YEAH ME TOO BESTIEEE
I don’t get it but I want to
@@ryanblakely5786 an analog horror series made here on youtube!! “the walten files,” give it some love 🫶🫶
@@ryanblakely5786 Walten Files reference, Felix kills his business partner’s children (car accident)
really interesting story you should check it out
(this is what i remember atleast)
Jesus this is manic. Definitely gives me that unhinged villain vibe.
I love it so much though??!!!???
Worst lawyer I've ever hired
Best*
Want a better lawyer? Better Call Saul.
He just kept talking about his ex
Better than most now a days. Besides, he’s got a nice hat!
Look at my lawyer daaawwwggg!!!
I'm going to jail!!!
I think the title of Thermodynamic Lawyer comes in the fact that thermodynamics is all about the change of heat by giving it off to something else*.This is NOT a just lawyer, all about revenge and bitter bias. *(Giving all the pain and anger back to the person who made him feel this way)
Note that this song is all about looking back on a toxic relationship.
essentially: Retribution not Justice
The urge to send this to a pretty questionable(at best) person and say "that reminds me of you" is getting hard to resit
This is pure chaotic good, amazing comment, I agree fully
HELP ,E
I HAVE TO DO THAT SOMEDAY
bro reallll 😭😭
If you sent this to me I'd take that as a compliment
Couldn’t remember the name, so I searched up “baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan” and it was the first result lmao
STOP 😭
i searched it up and you showed up
JOKING BY THE WAY IM SORRY
@@himejoshi1234 I’ll allow it bc your pfp is Reimu and that’s awesome
@@carelessdreamer my favourite is actually satori dont get fooled
This sounds like a villain arc
and I love it
true
This is *really* good, I haven't seen many will wood and the tapeworms lyrics videos so its nice to know he's getting recognized.
i know, right? his music is amazing :D
one time my ear popped and i couldn’t hear so i listened to this song on full volume and it fixed it
LMAO
Thank your lawyer
You reached deaf squared, which because deaf is negative hearing means it went back to hearing again
I found this song on one of my spotify daily mixes and I was so confused when I saw this wasn't popular???? it's so good???????? WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MILLIONS OF VIEWS??????
Yeah, will wood is very underrated. He is my favorite artist, and imo he deserves more recognition than he has.
I guess it hurts too much to have broad appeal
@@videogameplayer5536 glass beach pfp
I showed this to my cat and he tried to bite my phone
it seems she broke him but i swear he could not break your phone
“Look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail 😭😭”
**hears lawyer in a song title and ascends from hell in ace attorney fan**
ace attorney fans 🤝 gregory horror show fans
rabid over lawyers
SAME
To me, this is about Dahlia. Amazing game series.
The hat in time folks agree
@@danielthemaniel7461 if the pronouns were changed to he/him it could also be vaguely about kristoph i think, although it does definitely fit dahlia more
That one dislike is the guy who lost the case in Liar Liar
Everytime i listen to this i cant help to hear
"Im in the bathroom at red lobster 0:03 "
lmao
wut
huh??
Man.. why did you do that to me
My friend told me to listen to this song because it reminded them of me....
I'm flattered
Ofc ofc😭
I want your friend
This song feels like when you watch A REALLY SUPER DARK MOVIE and experience the worst violence humanity has ever seen. This song is like pain. “Unfurling from out of her wrists” “buckle your knees”, “beg me to spare thee the back of my hand”, “Throbbing black bruises”, “cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan”
This song is like being tortured, in the best way
JUDGEMENT BOY AND WILL WOOD!! LOVE IT!!
can someone get me off the ceiling fan im scared
Nah I’m good
@@Mr.SoggyShoes pls i have cats u can pat them if u help me get off the ceiling fan
Can I take one of your cats if I help?
@@Mr.SoggyShoes yes i dont rlly like the oldest one
Alright, it’s a deal. I just need your address.
This song awakens something in me that I know for a fact is just a primal urge to dig a hole through my drywall but it’s still very welcome!
Do it. You get free cotton candy
Update: DO NOT EAT THE WALL COTTON CANDY
I enjoy the niche overlap between willwood enjoyers Gregory horror show fans
Hits different when you're listening to this in the car with your dad, thinking about your dad as you're listening to this ☠️
bro did NOT take that disrespect
This is the best Christmas song
It's about Rudolph after he got into legal trouble for running over that grandma
Truly
"makes up excuses for throbbing black bruises and uses them to her advantage"
objection hearsay❗❗❗
Just lose the case and I no longer have a house, my cars, my dog, and I can't see the kids again. Thanks will!
You know, I did not know originally this song sampled liar liar at the beginning, so when I eventually watched that movie I heard the clip and was like “ hey wait a minute that sounds familiar “
I love when will wood sings unhingedly.
I love how unrelentingly vitriolic will is in this song. i used to not like this song, but i have seen the light :) (i love this song now)
this ssong is so angry and i love it
This song makes me so uneasy but in an enjoyable way, love it
1:11 as someone who plays chess, this hits home
As a fellow chess player, it certainly does
WHY DOES THIS SONG SOUND LIKE HOW SPRITE FEELS??? WHAT THE FUCK????????
Omg just saw a comment saying its like McDonald's sprite!
Just one letter away from spite, yes.
I LOVE THE LIL THINGS AT THE END AND BEGINNING LIKE- “I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT” AND “ABSOLUTELY REPREHENSIBLE BEHAVIOR”- ITS JUST- AAAAEEEEUSBJSBDB YES
This song sounds like the lyrical embodiment of reactive abuse.
“Soil your visage with mucus and twisting up features unable to stand”
Sounds like a great Tuesday morning
My theory is that this song is about domestic abuse trial where the woman is the abuser and uses that to her advantage to try to paint her male partner as the aggressor possibly to the degree that he gets so fed up with her abuse that he too becomes toxic and hateful to her and it becomes an equally toxic relationship which she then uses to be like "See? He was ALWAYS like this, he just hid it well!" or sm.
It's giving Amber Heard during the Johnny Depp trial vibes.
WOOD WILLN’T
Will Wood? No. Will Woodn’t
Won't wouldn't
I love the art! I thought it was something related to Homestuck at first, lol
its accidentally the ancom flag
@@butcholsen3237 what is the ancom flag?
@@gracecckids short for anarchal communism i think
@@chunkybarf6998 close, its anarcho communism
"knocking the pieces the fuck of the chessboard, and insisting that shes won the game" "tears pages from spines as she judges the cover and shamelessly spoils the end" 🙀🙀🙀🙀❤️❤️
Those are my favorite lines too!!
i never knew i wanted rock and roll clown music
WE’RE RELEASING OUR UNBRIDLED RAGE TOWARDS OUR EX WITH THIS ONE‼️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️
HELL YEAH ‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I'm fucking OBSESSED with the smoothness of 2:22
222, you say?
@@Mr.SoggyShoes IM JUST A PSYCHO BABE!
COME AND GO OUT MY MIND!
I love the Liar Liar quote at the beginning because in that movie and this song the lawyer reveals their true psycho and unhinged self.
Although this lawyer is definitely a lot MORE psycho and unhinged.
This gives me The mind electric vibes
Good to listen to when stressed because I can’t feel any other emotions but loud music
Imagine this song playing right after Dr Sunshine is dead. You get that 20 seconds of silence when you get lulled into a false sense of safety then- I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT
Is there even a bad Will Wood song or is this man just a god?
no idea what this has to do with thermodynamics or lawyers but it still goes hard
I think this is a good song for de-stressing
Actually!!!!
Catharsis
this song reminds me so much of Jay Hawkins's "I put a spell on you"
Uses the same lick in the instrumentals
He even does the same maniacal laugh in the beginning
2:40 to 2:44 kinda sounds like it’s transitioning into the end part of Dr sunshine is dead
1:04 I like this part where Wormwood from Don't Starve starts singing
DONT STARVE MENTIONED🗣🗣📢📢
“Throwing the chessboard insisting she’s won the game” reminds me of my sister she will beat you till ur in hospital for nothing but you have to say sorry first
This song is the noise version of mc donalds sprite
Not quite sure what it is but holy shit it is good
Just gonna say that having this song playing in your head 24/7 all day is so fucking amazing, would 10000/10 reccomend
Please help. My conscious has been playing nothing but this song for the last few hours and they keep turning the volume up somehow. I think they're just connecting as many speakers as possible
why do people have beef with this...? it's catchy and these kinds of vocals have been around since metal existed.
One time I forgot that my friends could see what I was listening to on Spotify on Discord and I got a message from one of them saying "wtf are you listening to"
also ur art is very nice
I don't blame them.
“Squeal like a trolly wheel” I love that line
AND CRY LIKE A BABY WITH AUTISM STRAPPED TO A CEILING FAN
Damn, how did I get 25 likes for this? I didn’t even say anything deep…
I have such a visceral reaction to this song because it really resembles what I've heard of what my childhood best friends say about me to cover for their reason for ditching me being "they're too weird and too sad"
what is the instrument at 1:05 and 1:47 ?
Its called a talk box. It's a little tube you stick in your mouth that plays a sound you can shape with your mouth. It's really cool
ok but how was the effect made?
That's the effect. Just play a triangle wave through a talk box at that pitch and you'd sound pretty much the same.
ok
Going feral
I love this, this song is just completely nuts and all over the place
I really like to safely express my rage singing/listening this song🌸
I got an ad for a lawyer before this
Imagine being the main character and going insane to this song while you smile so wide your teeth break
i don't like this comment
Your loss
No, Im driving, I get to choose the unhinged music
this sounds like the joker being upset that Harley left him and I'm all for it
How the hell did we go from this to Becoming The Lastnames
Character development
Sex drugs n rock and roll
saul goodman ain't got nothin on this guy
2:10 I'm autistic and this made me cackle💀
As an autistic person I can confirm I am also a crying baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan 👍
This video picked me up and threw me down the Gregory Horror Show rabbit hole, thanks yogurt
im so fucking glad that you're a fan of wwatt :)
Watching that scene in Liar Liar for the first time gave me war flashbacks
God Will Wood knows every word in the dictionary dating back to 1714 to now, literally googled what Absolute Entropy is because me stupid cave man brain and want knowledge and find out it has to do with thermodynamics, thus Thermodynamic lawyer
I am wearing headphones with this at max volume, i can feel my atoms separate
This song is so good, it ends with will wood telling someone to do that one part in 00:10 of the chemical overreaction music video
I love how the
I hold myself in contempt is from a god damn Jim Carrey movie
My ears are bleeding, my headphones are broken, my neighobors have called the police. This somg is definetly good
i randomly found this song through spotify shuffle and ITS SO GOOD
This is how those boomer "I hate my wife" jokes sound to me
what I listen to when the homies aren't around
look at my lawyer dog I’m going to jail 😭😭😭💀
Naw bro he’s having a psychotic meltdown in the middle of the trial because his ex is there we’re definitely going to get the electric chair 😰😰😰
6up 5oh cop-out starts playing
Average Twitter User: 3:18
Now this is a song I could listen to on repeat 24/7
I am the baby with autism strapped to the ceiling fan😨