It’s been 6 years but I just find it so sweet knowing that at some point I’m September 2016 Phil was getting out some paper, scissors and some crayons and crafting a lil snake without Dan knowing
I find it hard to hide it My pride is no longer inside It’s on my sleeve My skin will scream Reminding me of who I killed Inside this dream I hate this car That I’m driving There’s no hiding for me Should I continue?
I know they are never gonna see this, but I need to make this point. Dan. Phil. You are the best things to ever happen to me. At one point, I was considering cutting, and I wanted to find something to convince me otherwise. And then I found an animation of them, and at first, I though they would just be another channel I lost interest in. But no. They saved me from myself, and I must tell them thank you. I love you guys, so much.
They're obviously being held hostage and their management are threatening to out them unless they upload three times a week. It's a conspiracy. #savedanandphil2016
I thought it was an eye protector because he's somehow injured himself between videos. I thought there was going to be another almost blinded myself video but from phil this time
They should do mince pies for those of us in america who don't really know what they are but kinda know because these british youtubers talk about it so much
"I thought you liked it. I thought you wanted to talk about it more." Reference to Phil's words in another video, "You love it. You wanna do it more. " Dan: "... Okay" Coincidence??? I think not.
![POLYCAT - ข้อความรูปยิ้ม :) [Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lBhIgPGCgbI/mqdefault.jpg)
all i want to know is what i was going to say about googling 'worlds biggest snake' 4:17
hey there
that's what we all actually want to know hun
Hello Dan! X
hey
Ha, HELLO DAN
Lesson today: Phil didn't cry cause his printer broke, he crafted.
omg
Did you just
This is the most beautiful thing on the internet
Omg you're brilliant
holy shit
It's not a DanAndPhilGAMES video unless we get at least 5 seconds of Dan banging on the desk out of rage.
BEPPER KNOWS DAN AND PHIL THIS IS NOT A FOKIN DRILL!!1!
agreed tho 👌
Fancy seeing you here Bepper. But srsly tho
omg bepper watches Dan and phil
Dan and Phil* banging on the desk
Wow Bepper
4:13 "You've got an impressive length" *looks at camera*
BuonoPomodoro
lol yes! The fact he acknowledged it only made it better xD
BuonoPomodoro I love your name xD
BuonoPomodoro Well, Dan would know.
*OH. MY. GOD.* I didn't notice that at first....
BuonoPomodo
Dan: *amused* "Phil! How long did you spend making that?"
Phil: *sheepish* "About...half an hour."
he's so adorable aaa
DAN AND PHIL PLAYS CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
dan has with tyler :)))))))
i think phil is way to inocent for that😂😂
Kimmy P Phil won when he played it with Zoe 😂
well than let it happen😂
It's Me Tamara YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Phil's hand drawn snake is about 1000% better than anything I could attempt.
Tought the same
Dan isn't appreciating it as much as he should
SAME
i thought it was printed
I was like :O wth thats amazing while dan was saying how bad it was xD
Just imagine Phil getting out his colouring pencils and drawing the little snake!!
It's so wholesome!
(i’m american and it took me 15 seconds to understand you were saying “coloring” but with a u)
It’s so cute 🥺
the entire fact phil took the time to draw a snake and color it neatly is adorable wtf
he spent half an hour on it :)
**the sun from Teletubbies
I know!!!!!
666likes i dont wanna ruin it id int wanna likeee*tries to resist the temptation*😂
awww
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW DAN SAID PHIL HAD "AN IMPRESSIVE LENGTH" I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF THATS LITERALLY A 50 SHADES OF GREY QUOTE
WHEN DAN SAID THAT I STARTED CRACKING UP
IKR
Ur name is me |-/ FAST FOOD GREASY TACO I LOVE
Ya hahahah and he looked at the screen like that's right I said that
FOOD LIKE THIS COULD ONLY COME FROM ABOVE
I have come to the conclusion that Dan is in fact saying these innuendos on purpose. Just look at his face. You can see it in his eyes.
Dan: "You've got an impressive length"
Dan: *smirks at camera*
Phandom: *cries in agony*
Alycat Fangirl thought it was only me why though this 😂
4:11 is when the innuendos start for anyone wondering
He enjoys torturing us.
IKr!! I mean honestly what do they expect the phandom to think holy shit haha
Can we just... "I also dropped some pens down the back of it"
Phil... How... HOW?
Just... _why,_ Phil?
I AM HONESTLY CONCERNED AT THE RATE OF UPLOADS LATELY
correct
me too and this Wednesday 2 more woo
I KNOW, IS IT LIKE THR END OF THE WORLD
OMG SAME
#TH-camIsOverParty
WAIT IM SO CONFUSED WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VIDEOS ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE PHANDOM HAS BEEN #BLESSED
IKR I'M FREAKING OUT!
Yass
they are actually finally home! that's why! lol
ITS THE BEST
well they're not on tour or writing the book anymore. they have some time now
Phil always look good but DAMN he looks GOOD today
+Party Poision Phils laugh at 1:46 gives me life!!!!!
Ikr!
I KNOWWW
also nice pic and namee ;)))
Party Poison RIGHT
Ugh...I want him to want me. I need him to need me.
*internet hug to who ever is having a bad day*
Mr. Uncomfortablevelociraptor Thank you :), *hugs back*
Mr. Uncomfortablevelociraptor thanks
Mr. Uncomfortablevelociraptor thx :)
Thank you for the hug.
thank you, Mr. Uncomfortablevelociraptor
2 videos in a week? Redemption day is coming
*dies
and trailers on Wednesday
ikr
YES
Wait for tOmorRow
sOMEBODY STOLE MY SLITHER.IO AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE
CassieChanx TØP!!
YAS
CassieChanx just stip
YAS |-/
CassieChanx xDDD
It’s been 6 years but I just find it so sweet knowing that at some point I’m September 2016 Phil was getting out some paper, scissors and some crayons and crafting a lil snake without Dan knowing
I've heard Phil say 'shine a light' so much that it has become part of my vocabulary.
sHiNe, ShInE, sHiNe A LiGhT
I SAY IT ALL THE TIME THANKS TO HIM!
Elizabeth West ON YOUR DEEPEST FEARSSS
Elizabeth West i am ALWAYS a slut for heathers
this little light of mine
*I'M GONNA LET IT SHINE*
*Phil* - "And now I just sit in silence"
*Me* - "Sometimes quite is violent"
I-/ stay alive my dude
I find it hard to hide it
My pride is no longer inside
It’s on my sleeve
My skin will scream
Reminding me of who I killed
Inside this dream
I hate this car
That I’m driving
There’s no hiding for me
Should I continue?
Hanna I was looking for this |-/
I FIND IT HARD TO HIDE MY PRIDE IS NO LONGER INSIDE
Kirsten Howell ITS ON MY SLEEVE MY SKIN WILL SCREAM
'A vegan snake' DO YOU MEAN FREELEE IM PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING
That's too real omf 😂😂😂
YES IM CRYING OML
HISSING yourself
+Ava Supermann i laughed harder than I should've
+Alois Trancy you mean your crafting?
Look at the face Dan makes when the video is just starting. it's too adorable....
He's so confused as to what's on Phils face
Castiel The angel of God I know right
Meta!Mishamigo Mishamigo MISHA OMFG
Hola
Omgg CASTIEL!!!!!!
09:21 WHAT A SHAME, WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS' BRIDE IS A-
Phanic!_At_The_Black_Sexican_Sirens_ Wierd_Girl_ *Screams out* I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOORS
I love everyone who was involved in this comment.
Yes
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
yES
I'm surprised Dan didn't ninja kick Phil when Phil put the gel mask on Dan's neck. Is Dan over his neck touching fear? xD
it's okay when Phil does it ;;))
It's different when Phil's the one touching him ;)
+Sam Young AYYYYYYYYYYY
+Sam Young you beat me to it
He's getting used to Phil "Touching" His neck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
THEY'VE UPLOADED SO MANY VIDEOS RECENTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING
THEYRE GOING INSANE
IKR
IKR
ARE YOU COMPLAINING??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 😂😂
YESS
OMG what is happening!!! Dan and Phil have been posting so frequently!!! Aaahhh
Also Phil crafted. Lol
Phil! He cried? My little bean. Nuuuu!
just as long as they keep it going........
he cried?!
Yeah cos "don't cry craft!"
AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE
yESS
Brianna Cardoza SOMEBODY STOLE MY SLITHERIO AND NIW I JYST SUT IN SILENCE
Brianna Cardoza AND NOW I JUST SIIIAAAAAAAT
My lungs will Phil and Dan deflate
Brianna Cardoza Tøp slsyyy
I'm ready for Dan to realize the peachy, squishy, baby he his.
dan's vocabulary is so fucking hot.
also phil's laugh and giddiness is so freaking cute.
and their competitiveness and how genuinely annoyed phil was when he lost was too cute
Ikr? Iiteralky was crafting throughout the video
give your friend a hug! so funny
give your friend a hug! IKR
give your friend a hug! your name is awesome😂😂😂 bananas are healthy! LOL
After Dan lost and started hitting the table I literally started crying laughing😂😂😂
Crafting?
+Cori Winkelman PROTIP
Thanks for spoiling it for me
*crafting
*crafting
"you've got an impressive length." and then the smirk he did after
Dan Howell: 2016
30 seconds into the video. Dan and Phil already talking about random shit. I love live.
Life*
Same XD
same
ya
Hey Kirstie 👋👋
My lungs will *-PHIL-* and then *-DANflate-*
Daily Carrot fml I'm Danceased
***and dan deflate
The amount of unintentional twenty one pilots references they make XD
Also, I instantly recognized the song in the background XD
Perfectly Peachy what is it?
SIT IN SILENCE
abby quiet is violent
I don't think any headphones users were prepared for Dan slamming the keyboard...
Well they should be. Who watches their gaming videos with headphones at this point?
@@alyssa2807 me apparently =3
Alyssa Marasco I do sometimes
He- he - WHATS??? *turns down volume*
"That was the most fabulous rainbow of death I've ever seen in my life"
Me after watching a Dan and Phil vid :3
Cecilia Dey you should have way more likes for your comment😹😹😹👌🏾
Same
SAME
They should play overwatch
Who else is ready for spooky week?? 👻🎃🕸
me!!
MEH
you mean spoopy week
MEEEEE
MEE
Dan: "A void like my soul."
Me: "...Weird... but relatable."
CyanPup Miranda I'm mad because there's no snake the color of my soul
Pure black
Meranthi Akai same 😆
faTHERS
This made me laugh so hard lol 😂😂😂
DIL
DIL BRING THEM BACK
play google feud ! only bc i wanna see dan lose his shit over his answers not being right lmao
YES OMFG
YES I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN
YES
yesyesyeysyes
YES PLEASE
10:13 "well do you want to just sit in silence"
Yeah because somebody stole my car radio
ØMG YES
**cries in emø**
ur name is my life 😍😍😍
YES SOMETIMES QUIET IS VIOLENCE
|-/
I know they are never gonna see this, but I need to make this point. Dan. Phil. You are the best things to ever happen to me. At one point, I was considering cutting, and I wanted to find something to convince me otherwise. And then I found an animation of them, and at first, I though they would just be another channel I lost interest in. But no. They saved me from myself, and I must tell them thank you. I love you guys, so much.
I hope your doing ok now stay strong angel 💗❤️💕
❤
It's been five years. Hope, you are OK and doing strong.
Daniel James Howell you are a grown man how are you still so adorable 9:59-10:03
cough *69*
10:12
Now I just sit in silence
*is a triggered Tøp fan*
Love TØP |-/
TWENTY OOOOOONEEEEEE PILOTTSSS
I'm dun with you
I'm so tylered of these references
l-/
"So let's just not talk to each other now" -Phil
*dead*
"you got an impressive length"
sentences i thought i wouldn't hear on this channel but here we are
Every time I watch Dan vs. Phil I want Phil to win. But Dan always wins.
Well, there has now been a final winner, sooo...
So MaNy UplOaDs WhaT ArE YoU DoINg To OuR SoULs!?
Shush just let it happen
Shush just let it happen
Ikr I was about to comment this like what is this
GAmZee Is tHaT You?
I'm here to fuckwad!!!
Dan saying twat brought me to tears
It's my new ringtone
How do u make it your ringtone 😂😂
I had a mouth full of cake and I choked
what time in vidddd
I choked on nothing when i heard it.
Phil : "But do you just wanna sit in silence ?"
Me : AND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
aynen
EYYYYYY
That is actually what I screamed
and now I just siiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
HHAHAHA ME TOO FAM
"You've got an impressive length. _👀"_
The look always gets me
Sometimes quiet is violent
Castiel The angel of God oMG
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
I find it hard to hide it, my pain is no longer inside
Castiel The angel of God |-/ for life
l-/
Dan is such a violent person when he loses 🤣🤣🤣
HIS DRAWING IS SO CUTEEE 💛💛💛
I want Phil to win. Or at least not be loosing so badly.
losing*
Two videos in about two days??? Who are these people. They can't me my Dan and Phil!
I know right. I was expecting this to be like a month away
I know
They're clones.....
i just woke up in my underwear
Who are these people?
I JUST WOKE UP IN MAH UNDERWEAR NO LIQUOR LEFT ON THE SHELF I SHOULD PROBABLY INTRODUCE MYSELF
the table isn't the only thing dan bangs
Hhhnnggg...you didn't just..............
*eternal screeching and being done with life*
DID YOU JUST
I THINK THEY JUST
THEY JUST
4:15 You have an impressive length *winky face*
IS NO ONE GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT 4:15 OH MY HOLY GOD I SAW IT TOO
I'm binging DanAndPhilGAMES and the amount of times the machenical keyboard is mentioned, is peek content
I want Dan to talk in this voice 3:05 in all his videos forever.
Hahaha!
DAN'S MECHANICAL KEYBOARD OOH IT'S HARD TO TYPE
sAME
XD
PHIL 5:28-5:40 IS THE CUTEST FUCKING ANGEL BUN EVER
STOP POSTING WHEN IM IN SCHOOL DAMNIT
SAME
^^ same. i left class😂
It's school holidays here
Dannit*
Lol this comment makes me seem like a bitch but I love the replies so I don't wanna delete it
Phil crafted the sticker himself that is so adorable. Just imagine him carefully colouring, trying not to go outside of the lines.
"I don't think he knows what's at SNAKE here" I'm sorry
Nice one!
Is that josh???
JISHWA JOSHUA
|-/
|-/
FORGET HOMEWORK, DAN VS PHIL IS ASDFGLFMGJEM
hahahhhhhahahahahahah same
Just say you were doing some snake research
+DanAndPhilGAMES LMAO
^FRICk
Omg omg
hyper Phil is one of my favourite things ever
me too
🌚🌚🌚
agreed!!!
Same. He's so cute! >///
Dan when he loses: screams in rage and bangs on table
Phil when he loses: perfectly composed- "I'm so annoyed"
😂
THEY HAVE BEEN UPLOADING SO MANY VIDEOS WHAT A NICE TIME TO BE ALIVE
IKR!?
I know
"Strap yourself in for October" - Dan on Twitter :)
IM SO GLAD :D
How lucky we are to be alive right now~
So, the video ends and I get an engagement ring ad...
I honestly don't know what to say now
OMG its a sign
i misread your comment and thought you said YOU got an engagement ring
Omg, I'm just fourteen 😂
But yes, the redaction in that comment can cause a bit of confusion
This episode was rly shippy tbh
the ring ships it. everyone ships it.
PHIL LOST BUT HE DIDN'T CRY HE CRAFT 🙏
this comment is why i love the internet.
this comment is why i hate the Internet
Cynthia Sanchez this comment is why the Internet ruined my life
SQUAREFLAKES RULE CAUSE I DONT GO OUTSIDE anyone? Just me? Mmkay
Cynthia Sanchez you are everywhere
phil- I've had a bit of sugar today
dan- can you tell?
me- no I didn't know at all...........not at all🙃😓🤐
They've been uploading very frequently. Should I be worried?
They're obviously being held hostage and their management are threatening to out them unless they upload three times a week. It's a conspiracy. #savedanandphil2016
+Juce IM LAUGJING JDJDJDJXJXJ
+Juce WOW I ACTUALLY LAUGHED
Is anyone else disappointed that they didn't make a snake DIY on DanandPhilCrafts?
THEY BETTER I'LL WATCH THAT ANYDAY
LPS WithCheese ME TOO
I meant I need them to makeit
LPS WithCheese No
LPS WithCheese you never know, next April! AYYYYY
Am I the only one who thought that the eyepatch were some funky glassses
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
He's getting ready to go to the club
I thought it was an eye protector because he's somehow injured himself between videos. I thought there was going to be another almost blinded myself video but from phil this time
No
justneedstowork DL wat r the chances for that
AKSKKSKDKD DANIEL'S LOOK AT THE CAMERA AFTER SAYING "you've got an impressive length" AT 4:13
"You've got an impressive length" - Dan Howell
when
+NewandrealAyka Reydel 4:13 ish
oh my
i both hate and love this comment at the same time
YEAH THAT PART OMG 😂
DAN HOWELL AND PHILL FREAKING LESTER WHY ON THIS BLUMMING EARTH ARE YOU UPLOADING SO MANY VIDEOS RECENTLY?! WHY AM I COMPLAING WHAT
ikr who are they
THIS MUST BE A SIGN >.
just wait for spooky week ;)
pinof 8? NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS??????????!!!!!!???
what a wonderful name you have
Phil:so u wanna just sit in silence
me:somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence
😉-Ayyy
Yeeaa tøp
SOMETIMES QUITE IS VILENT
I FIND IT HARD TO HIDE IT
|-/
Dan and Phil play mystic messenger
Also if you don't know what mystic messenger is.....you haven't lived yet
Demonic Loongcat OMG IF THEY PLAYED MM I WOULD SCREAM
Demonic Loongcat I played that today. Kinda weird....
HOW DOES PHIL FIND ALL THESE RANDOM PRODUCTS
he is magical duh
He's a mom making a difference
Internet duh.
Once I found nothing unicorn meat for 10$, or nothing (it was literally nothing) for 5.
LOL I LOVE THIS
welcome to the internet
You'd think we would all love the videos but they just give me heart palpitations
same
Same
The thing is I would actually watch hours of Dan and Phil playing in silence...
Me too.
What does this say about my life..........
Same
I feel as if they did anything in silence I would be okay
I'M ENDING 2016 WATCHING DAN AND PHIL AND STARTING 2017 WATCHING DAN AND PHIL
Sydney Wilson I did the same thing
The correct way to begin and end every year 😆
Gave me an idea for this year, thanks.
i desperately want phil to win but it never happens jfc 😂
Same lol
same 😂😂
Megan Z well I mean DAN is 25% more internet
same
Megan Z same xD
OMFG PHIL LOOK LIKE A DAD IN THAT SHIRT. OMJ
Phil always looks like a dad
yes try i know, but with that shirt
Wilma Hjärp dad or daddy?
5 Secønds øf Fall Øut Chemical at the Discø! Omg daddy ofc
5 Secønds øf Fall Øut Chemical at the Discø! Daddy Ofc
DAN VS PHIL WILL NEVER END PLEASE I NEED THIS TO CONTINUE I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH TO LET IT GO.
11:08 HOW CAN AN ADULT HUMAN BEING SOUND SO ADORABLE JUST BY SAYING "About half an hour."? PHIL YOU ARE A SUNSHINE
Damn Daniel, back at it again with the rug sweater
AND DAN SAID HE DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING HIS NECK BUT HE MADE AN EXCEPTION FOR PHIL I CAN SEE THE FANFICS COMING NOW GUYS
are we going to get Halloween/Christmas baking videos from you guys this year?? I hope so in the depths of my heart
ellensarah me tooooo!!!
ellensarah same! I really need it RIGHT NOW!
They should do mince pies for those of us in america who don't really know what they are but kinda know because these british youtubers talk about it so much
I COMMENTED ASKING IF THEY WERE OKAY WITH ALL THESE UPLOADS LAST VIDEO BUT KNOW I KNOW FOR SURE THAT SOMETHING'S UP YALL
THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND ARE BEING FORCED TO MAKE VIDEOS!1!1!!1!1!1!
#SAVEDANANDPHIL
thanks eliza
They're getting married
That's all I can think of
eliza i dont trust you
I'm on a danandphilgames marathon rn
Why is your icon balloony from Phineas and Ferb?!
watup balloony
Venusbar same bra
Same
same
The little snake that Phil made was so cute bYE
Omc it was I like awwww
Mylifewouldsuckwithoutphan
2:11-2:23 omg they're so married
chio nah. They remind me of me and my sister. We are best friends and the resemblance between the two relationships is scary.
Phil: wanna just sit in silence?!
Me: wot did somebody steal your car radio m8
|-/ I should stop
Yeah you should : /
I'm crying
I-/
Solana Cordova |-/
10:12 somebody stole my slither.io and now i just sit in silence
"pewdiepie just ate jack"I'm dead😂😂😂you are all invited to my funeral please play Melanie martenez and all wear Lama hats and sharper whiskers
*sharpie*
*Martinez
*Llama
I will be there rsvp autumn vandriel and I will bring cake and cookies
OMG I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU MENTIONED
can't wait when this is on jack or pewds tumblr.
"Do you just want to sit in silence?"
Who else thought of car radio? TØP fam where u at
hello? You called?
who r u my name izz Dumbdelbore
McWithLexi the second they said it I thought of car radio😂
Hi I'm here
you summoned me?
WHO'S READY FOR SPOOKY WEEK
Yesssssssss!!!!!!!
Wicked M SpOoKy wEeK
Wicked M // they should play corpse party or danganronpa to embrace the spoopyness >:0
"I thought you liked it. I thought you wanted to talk about it more."
Reference to Phil's words in another video,
"You love it. You wanna do it more. " Dan: "... Okay"
Coincidence??? I think not.