Surprised he skipped over the whole Elizabeth becoming a pirate lord and then pirate Queen in like 20 minutes of run time and it being super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I was surprised he skipped a lot. But it was a 3 hour movie, probably would need like a 30 minute pitch meeting...especially for this movie...it was crazy.
But it wasnt considerate jack trapped will for an eternity of work ferrying souls with only 1 day off ever 10 years. Jack is the villan for sure in this he wants freedom and would never make himself the dutchman.
@@odin1185 That was literally his plan the entire movie. It was literally mentioned here as well. Is just watching audio-visual media difficult for you or something?
@@odin1185 He did it to save Wills life, if Davy hadn't stabbed Will, Jack would have just stabbed the heart himself. Sure Jack didn't exactly make the best decision, but it shows that he cares about him.
Haha I never even thought about that during the movie when I watched it originally, or many times since! Obviously no Panama Canal back then, so they'd have had to have sailed across the entire Atlantic, around and underneath Africa and across the entire Indian Ocean! That would be months! And then back again! 😂
well I mean technically, you could also just assume the others died when they drove off the waterfalls so they were all spiritual by that point until the boat flip.
That's bullshit and you know it. CGI has vastly improved which is fairly noticeable. These days the only reason CGI doesn't look real is when not enough time was put into it Back then it took time, dedication and strategic placement of light to make sure it seemed real in the first place. A lot of the good CGI today you won't even notice.
Actually pirates followed rules very well and avoided conflict with eachother so that the seaports that pirate ships went to get repairs from would function properly.
@@asianpersuasion4901 they're basically freelancers. If you're doing your job for your king, you're a privateer; if you're doing your job for other kings or doing it for your own gain, you're a pirate. Queen Elizabeth supposedly held a sham trial for one of her pirate lord (as in, a noble Lady that goes pirating with her staff in her free time, not "Pirate Lords" like in the movie) because she caused diplomatic incident when her crew seized German ship belonging to one of Queen's friend. The popular image of pirates only hold true for small crew that concentrated most of the "free world" (i.e caribbean, south china sea, and african coast).
To be fair, I stopped watching after 3. It's not (just) that all the magical mumbo jumbo and stuff... I just think it got too weird, so that it wasn't fun any more.
I'm surprised that you didn't question why Elizabeth couldn't just join Will on the ship. Even for just a few weeks, then come back to land for a while, than travel on his ship again. Land, sea, land, sea.
And ignoring the fifth film, where suddenly Will has the SAME disfiguring part of the curse Jones had, even though he kept to the duty, which might even had led to a remission, if he kept to his charge.....?
@@RoguePlutonia I think it was cause his son got many times to the ship and in some occasions Will didn’t follow the rules to take his son back to land, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, but first of all they need to be killed by the kraken to go the davy jone’s locker. Then they need to be important to go through the trouble of going to rescue them. Jack was needed since he’s a pirate lord
I want to see a Battlefield Earth Pitch Meeting, he would have so much material to work with. What would make it even funnier is if the he filmed the entire Pitch Meeting using a Dutch Angle.
Hey Ryan! As a former Disney film development person, I love your series! Can you do one on an oldie: Dragonheart (1996), with Dennis Quaid and Sean Connery as the voice of the Draco, which is celebrating our 25th Anniversary this month! As someone who worked on the editing, we are well aware that we have some major plot holes! Would love to see if you agree... 😁
Pitch Meeting Requests: Godzilla (1998) Night At The Museum Scream The Conjuring Annabelle Pitch Perfect Pixels Jumanji (1995) Jumanji: The Next Level The Umbrella Academy Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous
@@bernienelson8926 That's weird - Screen Rant removed my reply with a link to the HH Pirate sketch. It was their legitimate channel, too. I refuse to believe Ryan threw a hissy fit - he's too Canadian.
Yes. Too bad the story was complete garbage, and ruined whatever goodwill (ha!) from the first film was left over, for the characters and the world, after the second film.
@@orarinnsnorrason4614 I remember thinking that was an exciting scene. And at least Jack and Davy Jones were actually doing stuff. Perhaps I should give that one scene another look. I just don't think I generally cared about or believed in anything by the time we got to that point in a very long film, the first (and only) time I watched it.
my fave though is in Cap America when the physics stop mattering and he jumps from his motorcycle onto the attack plane thing and plays pinball by tossing a metal disc between its hapless rudders
It's probably the most beautiful scene of the entire trilogy, great way to end the Pirates of the Caribbean story. It started with Will and Elizabeth and it so ends with them, makes sense.
@J. C. The actual implication is that the real explanation is something really mundane as it is revealed in Cure of the Black Pearl that Jack didn’t actually use Sea Turtles to escape but Barbossa left him on an island which acted as a place where pirates stored their rum so he just got drunk until a ship picked him up.
wasnt the big waterfall the edge of the earth? a twist on how flat earth was widely believed by sailors, who thought they could fall off the side if they sailed too far?
That opening scene where every man, woman, and child in an entire town is being slowly marched to the gallows and hung for having possibly spoken to Jack is one of the most disturbing things I've seen in any movie, and I watch a ton of R-rated horror movies
I kept wondering why don't they all rush the guards...like sure some will get shot but they're going to die anyway...and they have chains. At least half of the guards would have died I think before they could have gotten it under control.
That's not what happened ! They were people who were pirates or people who have helped pirates or is guilty of working with pirates or had spoken to pirates. Not just Jack. Entire pirates.
There are two things I would like to defend about the movie: the kraken being killed off-screen worked really well with Beckett's attitude and goals and that made it work, and about not coming back to land it was also explained that the captain of the Dutchman had the job of carrying the souls of the dead and Davy Jones was neglecting his duty, but it makes sense that Will won't do that.
"So we're going to have the Pirate Brethren gather a massive fleet and get ready for war with the Company's massive fleet, but we're only going to have the two main ships fight." "Ooh, ruining audience expectations is *TIGHT!*"
Ryan, you're starting to get in my head. While shopping at Best Buy, an annoying employee asked me if I needed any help 3 times, the first 2 I said I was just looking, the third time I said "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that!" Love the pitch meetings!
That means you were looking extremely sketchy and they thought you were stealing stuff. Which is usually what people are doing when they spend a very long time "just looking at stuff" waiting for the employees to stop looking so they can walk out the door with a cart full of stuff they didn't pay for. Not normal for people to come into a store and just spend two hours carefully looking over every piece of merchandise deciding if they want to buy it or not.
5:36 One thing about At World's End that pissed me off to *no end* was when both sides amassed a spectatular naval armada and they're only used as a backdrop. Imagine if the Millennium Falcon shot down Darth Vader and everybody called a retreat. 🤦♂️
I hated this soooooo much! Introducing all the Lords and their different styles and ships and build up the threat of an armada spanning cross the horizon and then JUST HAVE THEM LEAVE AGAIN! This was so incredibly unfulfilling.
It's not that simple. The Dutchman, ergo their secret weapon turned against them and their main ship was destroyed, Beckett died. Don't tell me someone would be foolish enough to attack.
I've probably watched The Last Unicorn about eight million times by now. It took up an alarming amount of my childhood. Same with Labyrinth and The Princess Bride.
"And I'm sure Johnny Depp will never, ever be cancelled, and he's basically immortal, so we can make these sequels forever." "Well, that's an oddly specific and ominous statement to make." "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that." "Let me get off of that, then."
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"Were you killed?"
"Sadly, yes. But I lived!"
-Jack Sparrow
Ice age 3
Rule #1: Always listen to Jack. Rule #2: Stay in the middle of the sea.
Rule #1: Always listen to Jack. Rule #2: Stay in the middle of the sea.
@@ginsakata7742 He who has no rum travels at the back of the pack.
Kim Dokja in a nutshell
Surprised he skipped over the whole Elizabeth becoming a pirate lord and then pirate Queen in like 20 minutes of run time and it being super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Also pirates from the Caribbean sailing to Singapore was super easy barely an inconvinence as well
I was surprised he skipped a lot. But it was a 3 hour movie, probably would need like a 30 minute pitch meeting...especially for this movie...it was crazy.
There’s only so many questionable moments he can talk about for a three hour movie
And they could have resurrected Zhao Feng the way they did Jack, but noooo, it's not easy, slightly an inconvenience.
Elizabeth became a Pirate King. She was never called a queen despite being a woman.
"a very considerate stabbing!" might be the best line of the pitch meeting cinematic universe
Was looking for this comment!
But it wasnt considerate jack trapped will for an eternity of work ferrying souls with only 1 day off ever 10 years. Jack is the villan for sure in this he wants freedom and would never make himself the dutchman.
@@odin1185 That was literally his plan the entire movie. It was literally mentioned here as well. Is just watching audio-visual media difficult for you or something?
hey, look. thor and odin in the same conversation
@@odin1185 He did it to save Wills life, if Davy hadn't stabbed Will, Jack would have just stabbed the heart himself. Sure Jack didn't exactly make the best decision, but it shows that he cares about him.
"Is it a physical place or a spiritual place?"
_"yes"_
Schrodinger's locker.
Look, if the greeks don't have to specify it, then neither do we
This gotta be my favorite comment of the month. Bravo! 👏😂
"Oh, I bet its gonna be hard to get Ryan's voice stuck in your head."
"Actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
"Oh, really?"
Yeah yeah yeah
Having voices stuck in your head is tight!
Wowwowwow wow
Look im gonna need ya to get all the way off my back about Ryan's voice
@@chadphriday197 they sure are sir
“Nice of the Cartographer to consider the audience” got me😭😭
Astute forward thinkers those guys, very accommodating & generous of them
dead😭😭😭😭
Anyone else watch so many of these they cant stop hearing ryan's voice in their head
YEAHYEAHYEAH!
Yep. Yep.
I do
Having your internal monologue voiced by Ryan George is TIGHT!
It's super easy, barely an inconvenience
"Wasn't that dog left on the cannibal island?"
"Maybe this dog is magic I don't know"
Perfect reasoning
Why do I see you in every comment section?
hahaha shut up weeb
Hi
Didn't dad jack safe him
@J. C. You said the thing!!
"Wasn't that dog left on the cannibal island?"
Sea Turtles.
Dogs have lots of back hair. It only makes sense.
So the dog sat on a beach for 3 days, drinking rum?
Lol 🤣
@@ThatColoradoBro
Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
The magic of Ryan keeping ScreenRant afloat by talking to himself, is so much more entertaining than the Plot Shields in the Pirate movies.
Ryan keeping ScreenRant afloat is super easy barely an inconvenience.
Hate to burst your bubble but they are twins
@William Bates Did you seriously explain to P W that there's actually only one Ryan? Damn.
@William Bates Everyone knows that. Of course he was just joking.
@William Bates lol welcome to the internet mate. First time here?
Singapore? They sailed from the Caribbean to Singapore? That’s more unbelievable than sailing off the edge of the world.
Yah now that you mention it that would have been a realllllyyyyy long trip
Don't forget all those pirate lords from all over the world sailing to the Caribbean
No. No it isn't more unbelievable. Because you know the Earth is a globe.
Haha I never even thought about that during the movie when I watched it originally, or many times since!
Obviously no Panama Canal back then, so they'd have had to have sailed across the entire Atlantic, around and underneath Africa and across the entire Indian Ocean! That would be months! And then back again! 😂
I know right, and totally unbelievable when you consider the East India Trading Co. covered the everything from China to the Americas.. :D
"So, is this a physical place or a spiritual place?"
"Yes."
Me Trippin at night
Yes
well I mean technically, you could also just assume the others died when they drove off the waterfalls so they were all spiritual by that point until the boat flip.
To be fair that's how most stories tend to answer when that question comes up.
A simultaneous snap of a finger and a “yes!”
It's actually incredible how well the effects of these movies have held up
Nothing has really improved since the early 00s, we reached a level of CGI and then it just kinda got worse from there.
Wow, wow, wow
Wow
That's bullshit and you know it. CGI has vastly improved which is fairly noticeable.
These days the only reason CGI doesn't look real is when not enough time was put into it
Back then it took time, dedication and strategic placement of light to make sure it seemed real in the first place.
A lot of the good CGI today you won't even notice.
@@rareosts5752 yep because avatar wasn’t leaps and bounds ahead of the early 2000’s
@@CoveringFish just more money, tech is the same
Actually pirates followed rules very well and avoided conflict with eachother so that the seaports that pirate ships went to get repairs from would function properly.
Then what even is a pirate?
@@asianpersuasion4901 they're basically freelancers. If you're doing your job for your king, you're a privateer; if you're doing your job for other kings or doing it for your own gain, you're a pirate. Queen Elizabeth supposedly held a sham trial for one of her pirate lord (as in, a noble Lady that goes pirating with her staff in her free time, not "Pirate Lords" like in the movie) because she caused diplomatic incident when her crew seized German ship belonging to one of Queen's friend.
The popular image of pirates only hold true for small crew that concentrated most of the "free world" (i.e caribbean, south china sea, and african coast).
@@bepamungkas o.o
"Underwater bandanas are TIGHT!"
That "unclear" thing gets me everytime, he wrote the script but somehow a lot of details are not clear to him 😂😂🤣
Fans: “How many more Pirates of the Caribbean movies are you gonna make...??”
Disney: “Yes.”
More!
Next comes the cartoon, then the live action remake of the cartoon, I just decided.
Producer: Amazing!
I love this movie! Great Stuff!
A real fan knows that Pirates of the Caribbean is nothing but a trilogy
"So you have a way to brighten up my day?"
"Yes sir I do"
"Amazing"
@@raimundoj888 wow wow wow wow
@@z-vanish I bet it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Having a way to brighten up our day is TIGHT
Tell Jones to take no quarter.
"Thats a nice way to end the trilogy"
"Oh thank you sir"
"I'm kidding, Sequel *now* "
Pitchguy does have a puzzled look on his face when Producer Guy says that.
Are you sure part 4 won't ruin everything we've built?
No, this money machine will work just fine.
Forever.
@@neebsmcneebs9697 it wasn't that bad.
At world's end is the best though(imo)
To be fair, I stopped watching after 3. It's not (just) that all the magical mumbo jumbo and stuff... I just think it got too weird, so that it wasn't fun any more.
Sequels are TIGHT!!
How have I gone my whole life without these? I just discovered them and can’t stop watching!
"You have a forgettable movie for me?"
"I don't remember."
"Wow wowwow wow!"
"Fair Enough!"
The 1st 3 were pretty good the 4th sucked and i think there was a 5th
@@mervyboy the 4th was fine for me but well, just my opinion.
@@mervyboy 4th one was fine, the 5th was an abomination that I want to remove from my brain.
1-4 were great, 4 was worse but still epic
“If nautical nonsense be something you wish” it feels like this fits with this movie as well as Spongebob
...crew the Flying Dutchman and become a fish!
Apparently the Flying Dutchman is a ship but in Spongebob it’s a ghost
“Are physics gonna be a thing?”
“Not AT ALL.”
😂😂😂
We don't need physics were we are going.
The problem with physics, is that it likes to get all the way on the backs of screenwriters. So we gotta get rid of that thing, fast !
Sorry for the inconvenience, but what this flags stand for? I just noticed the ace one in the right; what are the others?
@@malik-h2e the middle one (in the heart) in for panromantic, and the one on the left is a combination of the non-binary and trans flags :)
@@thedestroyasystem Thx ^_^
Pitch meeting for The Chronicles of Narnia please!!
I'm surprised that you didn't question why Elizabeth couldn't just join Will on the ship. Even for just a few weeks, then come back to land for a while, than travel on his ship again. Land, sea, land, sea.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY off his back about that one.
Because they have to ferry souls to the underworld. One day on land, 10 years at sea. Bootstrap even told him: "where we go she cannot follow"
And ignoring the fifth film, where suddenly Will has the SAME disfiguring part of the curse Jones had, even though he kept to the duty, which might even had led to a remission, if he kept to his charge.....?
@@chrissonofpear1384 he probably stopped doing the job for some reason and the curse came back
@@RoguePlutonia I think it was cause his son got many times to the ship and in some occasions Will didn’t follow the rules to take his son back to land, if you know what I mean.
Can we just take a minute to appreciate how great Ryan’s hair looks in both characters?
Very groomed.
Getting hair like that is super difficult, really an inconvenience
now all I'm thinking about is WIll standing on a bucket by the beach and saying "Lizibith!"
They should definitely get a beach house with a pool.
I never understood why Elizabeth, retired pirate queen, can't just, ya know, GO with him.
@@akechijubeimitsuhide because Will's dad said so...that's the only explanation lmao
"Their own fault for being Minor characters I guess"
"They should've known better for sure" had me DED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You must be a minor character, then.
Yeah, but first of all they need to be killed by the kraken to go the davy jone’s locker. Then they need to be important to go through the trouble of going to rescue them. Jack was needed since he’s a pirate lord
@@sarlacc66 well calypso can apparently bring back the dead fairly easily. And that was as a human.
I want to see a Battlefield Earth Pitch Meeting, he would have so much material to work with. What would make it even funnier is if the he filmed the entire Pitch Meeting using a Dutch Angle.
100%
Yeah, I saw that movie for free & still felt ripped off.
Surprised you haven't done a pitch meeting for "Jupiter Ascending" yet. I'd love to see you explain the plot.
There was a plot..?
Hey Ryan! As a former Disney film development person, I love your series! Can you do one on an oldie: Dragonheart (1996), with Dennis Quaid and Sean Connery as the voice of the Draco, which is celebrating our 25th Anniversary this month! As someone who worked on the editing, we are well aware that we have some major plot holes! Would love to see if you agree... 😁
I loved Dragonheart. Aww, I hope Ryan can see this
Rain Hunter: Thanks for the love! 25 years later and I still have many people telling me how much they liked Dragonheart. ❤🙏
I love Dragonheart
It’s my favorite dragon movie
Fiberpoet: Wow! That's a pretty amazing declaration! Thanks for the love! ❤🙏
Dragon heart isn’t old, it’s a classic.
"You know, those do sound like things that may as well happen." Pretty much every movie these days.
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Pitch Meeting Requests:
Godzilla (1998)
Night At The Museum
Scream
The Conjuring
Annabelle
Pitch Perfect
Pixels
Jumanji (1995)
Jumanji: The Next Level
The Umbrella Academy
Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous
YESSSS
And Train to Busan
I feel like you're asking for alot 😂😂
Night at the museum and Camp Cretaceous are absolute musts.
also dont forget Human centipede, a serbian film and Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
Was just wondering it was Sunday and Ryan didn't drop anything
Exceeding expectations is TIGHT
"If there's one thing people know about pirates it's that they're all about rules"
This is actually true. Horrible Histories taught me that.
Heck yes, pirate codes were incredibly specific and strongly enforced. Organised chaos is the only way to make chaos profitable.
Don't forget about Jake and the Neverland Pirates!
@@bernienelson8926 That's weird - Screen Rant removed my reply with a link to the HH Pirate sketch. It was their legitimate channel, too. I refuse to believe Ryan threw a hissy fit - he's too Canadian.
@@Jenifer_R_ I don't think that he did it, unless you have evidence otherwise. TH-cam has started automatically removing comments with links.
@@matthewmoulton1 I know. That's what I said. I refuse to believe Ryan had anything to do with it.
"So then eventually, Davy Jones is gonna stab Will Turner in the heart!"
"Very rude."
i mean davy stabs his heart and will stabs his back, reverse uno
a bit rude to stab a knife in me chest innit
Ryan is the only aspect of screenrant that isn’t extremely cringe
I concur.
Ooh, Ryan is *tight*
Is he technically screenrant? He does his own thing kinda
@@Impersonal66 no just no
@@Impersonal66 😂
Don't forget that this was one of the most expensive films ever made. The special effects and the music are just
ᶜʰᵉᶠ'ˢ ᵏᶦˢˢ perfect.
Yes. Too bad the story was complete garbage, and ruined whatever goodwill (ha!) from the first film was left over, for the characters and the world, after the second film.
@@markdwalton ¿?????
The whirlpool sea battle is one of the most coolest battle put on film, it's incredible.
@@orarinnsnorrason4614 I remember thinking that was an exciting scene. And at least Jack and Davy Jones were actually doing stuff. Perhaps I should give that one scene another look. I just don't think I generally cared about or believed in anything by the time we got to that point in a very long film, the first (and only) time I watched it.
@@orarinnsnorrason4614 it is as laughabily bad as legolas' antics during the 3rd hobbit.
Hollywood should actually hire Ryan as an editor to make sure there’s no plot holes in their movies LOL 😂
Finding mistakes is easy
Fixing them, not so much
In an interview he said he did a lot of research beforehand, so I doubt he finds many plot holes on his own.
@@Shadow-Shell Depends. It can be quite easy if you have enough will. For example runtime o this movie could be much shorter.
@@Shadow-Shell On the contrary: fixing plot holes is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Yeah but CinemaSin will still sin it.
"Let's just say I made my high school physics teacher read a draft of the scene and he threw up!" -Fate of the Furious Pitch Meeting
I love that line.
I swear I read that as "Fart of the Furious"
@@arrrrrrrr6593 Understandable
my fave though is in Cap America when the physics stop mattering and he jumps from his motorcycle onto the attack plane thing and plays pinball by tossing a metal disc between its hapless rudders
I feel like this pitch meeting definitely needed an "I don't care. I'm just doing stuff."
I know I am in the minority here, but I love the post credit scene so much, always brings tears to my eyes
Yes, it's wonderful. At World's End is my favorite of the trilogy and a cinematic masterpiece in my opinion.
@@knightonart8886 thanks, that made me laugh. It was (intentionally) harder to follow than the Voynich manuscript. What a mess.
It's probably the most beautiful scene of the entire trilogy, great way to end the Pirates of the Caribbean story. It started with Will and Elizabeth and it so ends with them, makes sense.
@@knightonart8886 Same here. It's truly fantastic
@@slyasleep If you don't care to pay enough attention for a movie it's not the movie's fault
It's not a Sunday without my weekly dose of Pitch Meetings!
Weekly*
Getting your daily dose is tight!
I mean weekly...whoopsie!
3:06-3:11
"Wasn't that dog left on the cannibal island at the end of the last movie"
"Yeah maybe this dog is magic, I don't know"
Me: Sea turtles Mate
Also, it was cannibal island, not dog eaters island, right?
I just assumed Jacks dad went to the island with his crew and killed all the cannibals, then took the dog with him.
@J. C. No way 😂😂😂. I never caught that.
@J. C. The actual implication is that the real explanation is something really mundane as it is revealed in Cure of the Black Pearl that Jack didn’t actually use Sea Turtles to escape but Barbossa left him on an island which acted as a place where pirates stored their rum so he just got drunk until a ship picked him up.
@@Michae89 Doesn't matter, the dog became chief and we know what eventually happens with him...
wasnt the big waterfall the edge of the earth? a twist on how flat earth was widely believed by sailors, who thought they could fall off the side if they sailed too far?
Correct. As in "At World's End."
“Stabs Will in the heart”
“Oh very rude” 😂😂
“Ow, underwater bandannas are tight!”
“No, it actually fits perfectly well on Will’s head”
“what”
LADIES AND GENTLEFISH WE HAVE AN UNDERRATED COMMENT
😂😂so underrated
@@Bpfleet324 YES SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK!
4:49
@@Bpfleet324 Abso-friggin-lutely!
"Jack sparrow cuts a rope and it turns him into spider-man"!!🤣🤣🤣
Please make Lucy pitch meeting, it would be super easy barely an inconvenience.
You need to flip the e and the l, it's barely (an adjective), not barley (a grain and noun).
Oops, sorry auto correct. Thanks for the correction. 🙂👍
"She's beginning to believe"
A woman's journey to become a usb stick. 🤣
@@mathewfullerton8577 Barley is never an inconvenience to a horse.
Love the first 3 movies! The original is a masterpiece and then 2/3 stand alone as their own really good set of films
I'm waiting for the On Stranger Tides Pitch Meeting.
'We're gonna keep doing this thing where if Jack Sparrow cuts a rope he turns into spiderman.'
For the life of me, all I can remember about this movie is having to pee so bad because it was so freaking long and there was so much water.
8/10, too much water
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"We're gonna bring main characters back from the dead, but not minor characters!"
"Oh, it's their fault for being minor characters!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Elizabeth’s father.
I suddenly have an overwhelming urge to do some amazing things so I am considered a "major character"!
(I'm gonna live FOREVER! Muahahahahahaha!)
Commodore Norrington
@@4plus20isHappy Yes, poor Norrington. I might be the only one liking him.
That opening scene where every man, woman, and child in an entire town is being slowly marched to the gallows and hung for having possibly spoken to Jack is one of the most disturbing things I've seen in any movie, and I watch a ton of R-rated horror movies
Really? Damn I thought those were all pirates at least... though it's been a while since I saw the movie.
I kept wondering why don't they all rush the guards...like sure some will get shot but they're going to die anyway...and they have chains. At least half of the guards would have died I think before they could have gotten it under control.
& then they started to sing & the movie was snakebitten from the start...
That's not what happened ! They were people who were pirates or people who have helped pirates or is guilty of working with pirates or had spoken to pirates. Not just Jack. Entire pirates.
@@abhinavsumesh2549 So not helping half a pirate?
I just started watching these a few days ago and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience to love them
"maybe this dog is magic idk"
"Sea turtles,mate"
Random, but, yes they do.
you see, commas are important in sentences like "Sea turtles, mate." lmaooo
Now to wait another week for a new pitch meeting. The struggle is real.
Nautical & Magical sounds like a seafood restaurant that gives you instant food poisoning
"Is this a spiritual place or a physical place?"
"Yes"
I wonder how easy, or how much of an inconvenience it would be to make an Alita: Battle Angel Pitch Meeting.
Finding this in my recommendations only 20 minutes after it was uploaded is TIGHT!
I'm so glad my friend told me about this series and your own channel, I need these sketches in my life
I swear the whirlpool pirate ships
Cannon battle is absolutely amazing.
It is incredible. Best damn movie scene.
I never had a problem with the physics in Pirates of the Caribbean. It was a cinematic masterpiece and cinematography was incredible.
Absolutely ! 👏
I’d love for Ryan to make a Pitch Meeting about AKIRA, so much weird stuff happens in that movie, a video of that would be hilarious!
YES!
KANADA!
TETSUO!
First time I'm watching these pitch meetings on it's release day... "Very exciting!"
Do already a pitch meeting for the -movie- documentary "Idiocracy"!
There are two things I would like to defend about the movie: the kraken being killed off-screen worked really well with Beckett's attitude and goals and that made it work, and about not coming back to land it was also explained that the captain of the Dutchman had the job of carrying the souls of the dead and Davy Jones was neglecting his duty, but it makes sense that Will won't do that.
"So we're going to have the Pirate Brethren gather a massive fleet and get ready for war with the Company's massive fleet, but we're only going to have the two main ships fight."
"Ooh, ruining audience expectations is *TIGHT!*"
I smile every time I hear, “So you have movie for me.”
"A very considerate stabbing..."
Never thought I'd hear those words uttered together in that order...
Especially since it was actually true
I especially liked the part where Jack Sparrow did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.
Loving the Pitch Meetings! Would love to see more Pitch Meetings for Star Trek movies/shows.
Ryan, you're starting to get in my head.
While shopping at Best Buy, an annoying employee asked me if I needed any help 3 times, the first 2 I said I was just looking, the third time I said "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that!"
Love the pitch meetings!
That means you were looking extremely sketchy and they thought you were stealing stuff. Which is usually what people are doing when they spend a very long time "just looking at stuff" waiting for the employees to stop looking so they can walk out the door with a cart full of stuff they didn't pay for. Not normal for people to come into a store and just spend two hours carefully looking over every piece of merchandise deciding if they want to buy it or not.
5:36 One thing about At World's End that pissed me off to *no end* was when both sides amassed a spectatular naval armada and they're only used as a backdrop.
Imagine if the Millennium Falcon shot down Darth Vader and everybody called a retreat. 🤦♂️
I hated this soooooo much! Introducing all the Lords and their different styles and ships and build up the threat of an armada spanning cross the horizon and then JUST HAVE THEM LEAVE AGAIN! This was so incredibly unfulfilling.
Seems to become a popular thing nowadays though :(
@@laronjanus9491 Because money
It's not that simple. The Dutchman, ergo their secret weapon turned against them and their main ship was destroyed, Beckett died. Don't tell me someone would be foolish enough to attack.
"So you have a new pitch meeting for me?"
"Yes sir, I do!"
Being about a minute early is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Being early is tight
That’s super early, barely an inconvenience
Hitting that notification bell is tight
"Nice of the cartographers to consider the audience." - I died.
Q: Why are Pirate hats so cool?
--A: Because they ARRR!!!!!
I'm pretty sure pitch meetings are responsible for 99% of Screen Rant's traffic.
...I guarantee he knows that exact number...
Please do a pitch meeting for The Last Unicorn! It’s a bizarre and awesome animation with Mia Farrow, Jeff Bridges, and Christopher Lee doing voices
Oh yeah, I vaguely remember that movie from my childhood. While we’re at it, Roald Dahl’s “the witches” could be fun if he hasn’t done that yet
I've probably watched The Last Unicorn about eight million times by now. It took up an alarming amount of my childhood. Same with Labyrinth and The Princess Bride.
I ❤️ this series
I’ve been literally laying in bed waiting on when you gonna drop new PM 🤘👌👍🏻🙃
These are really funny! Idk if anyone will see this, but I suggest making a Madagascar one.
"Are physics going to be a thing?"
"Not at all"
"AMAZING"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is more relaxing than lying on the bed, watching Ryan George's pitch meetings lol
Please do a Pitch Meeting for The Room! You're tearing me part, Ryan!
Been requesting for the past 10 months
Ha ha, great pitch meeting ryan!
YES
Ryan would have to dress up as Tommy Wiseau, though.
So, in summation, yes, this needs to happen immediately.
YES! But wouldn't it be Tommy Wiseau pitching a meeting to himself?
*Pitching a movie
Wizard of oz pitch meeting. Ryan would have a field day with that one
"Nice of the cartographers to consider the audience."
If only the filmmakers had considered the audience...
Yes if only they had....But somehow those very audience made two of these movies part of the top 10 highest grossing movies of all time (pre MCU)
Tbh tho, the lack of physics and science is one of the things that makes POTC very enjoyable
"And I'm sure Johnny Depp will never, ever be cancelled, and he's basically immortal, so we can make these sequels forever."
"Well, that's an oddly specific and ominous statement to make."
"I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that."
"Let me get off of that, then."
Would love to see a Dazed and Confused or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas pitch meeting 🤣🤣🤣
Me:hopes there is a new pitch meeting
TH-cam: Super easy barley an inconvenience
"Listen, I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about the spelling of 'barely'."
-TheGamer, probably
@@JobiWan144 hahaha
4:20
script guy: so he stabbed through his heart
producer guy: very rude
lmao laughed my ass off
These pitch meetings are always so tight.
I never laughed so hard in my life after hearing "ohh, a very considerate stabbing." 4:39
Does everyone else do the head tilt with Ryan when he hits the "actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience"?
i will need you to get all the way off my back about that!
I just do the 'Oh really'.
the funniest line of this pitch is "He has a fun bandana now."
"Nice of the cartographers to think of the audience" will be my new phrase every time an engineer hands me a print
Best wedding ceremony onscreen, ever.
1:24
"So is this like a spiritual place or a physical place?"
"YES"