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  • @claras1401
    @claras1401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3432

    “where the ladies at? I’m not gay”
    this is actually a quote from ralph and not actually in the movie

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      "Hi I'm Ralph Sepe. World renowned film critic and closeted homosexual"

    • @alexandrumarin8981
      @alexandrumarin8981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I'm not sure if I can believe you considering how crazy the movie is, I need to check it myself

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Alexandru Marin it’s in the movie btw.

    • @almishti
      @almishti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's totally a line from the movie, the dog says it.

    • @claras1401
      @claras1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kat Karsecs itssa joke

  • @ANoteToSelf
    @ANoteToSelf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2667

    The original script for The Shape of Water.

    • @alphacuremother1019
      @alphacuremother1019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ANoteToSelf this should have one instead of that garbage

    • @ANoteToSelf
      @ANoteToSelf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      alphacure mother Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Can't wait The Schwang of Water. One of the greatest movies about beastiality ever made

    • @bohemiancassidy
      @bohemiancassidy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Shape of Labrador

  • @lucalabruna4169
    @lucalabruna4169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    I actually believe that Ralph made this movie and pretended someone else mad it

    • @davybones7912
      @davybones7912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wut

    • @nasyiahjohnson1711
      @nasyiahjohnson1711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No this is a real movie 😂😂 😂😂 😂

    • @sexybunnyxox
      @sexybunnyxox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@nasyiahjohnson1711 whoosh

    • @RickyPro888
      @RickyPro888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tmartn and Syndicate

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mmhmm you can lie all you want Ralph
      we know you made this movie.

  • @TheMaabusAdmiral
    @TheMaabusAdmiral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2541

    "My name is Alvin Flang and I'm with a show called Mystery Diners."

    • @LTGVCasanova
      @LTGVCasanova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "Ah, alien spacecraft. Things are beginning to make sense now."

    • @LawrenceFadalong
      @LawrenceFadalong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      release the drone.

    • @roy12525
      @roy12525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      5 cameras are set up inside the green room

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Rin in a bin drinking gin in*

    • @finngeometry7570
      @finngeometry7570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dang it

  • @HaleyMedley
    @HaleyMedley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    My name is Alvin flang
    My name is Alvin flang
    My name is Alvin flang
    Alvin Flang
    I own a home in Switzerland

  • @knoelle1357
    @knoelle1357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    “I think there’s a spider on your back.”
    *gropes aggressively*

  • @samhall2002
    @samhall2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "I've seen this movie 4 or 5 times" Are you okay Ralph?

    • @madamepomfue7590
      @madamepomfue7590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GamingBlart Is that question really necessary. The answer is obviously no.

  • @snejanamitrov5442
    @snejanamitrov5442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1652

    it's like someone watched airbud, took a shit ton of benadryl, and then tried to write down their dreams after they woke up 34 hours later.

    • @alicestocklistockli8394
      @alicestocklistockli8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Snejana Mitrov that’s so true

    • @dietjesus7710
      @dietjesus7710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is more accurate than it should be and I'm afraid.

    • @razzle8140
      @razzle8140 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @nhibbs3
      @nhibbs3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dph trips have a lot more spiders but similar levels of dissociation and derealization.

    • @dillonwalshpvd
      @dillonwalshpvd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weird story, I actually did this

  • @savvystudios7950
    @savvystudios7950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    “Hey, lay off man. I’m not gay.”
    -Alvin Flang the talking dog 2018

  • @JustNatax3
    @JustNatax3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    Ralph slipped into his wifebeater and came down from the heavens once again.

    • @totallynotasentientactionf9519
      @totallynotasentientactionf9519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      HALLELUJAH!

    • @DJPigeon1
      @DJPigeon1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nati Whatever what are you french (french is a complement)

    • @snicketgames
      @snicketgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who picked the name for those shirts? Lol.

    • @alexanderprousalis6006
      @alexanderprousalis6006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Beats by husband

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bored Jedi it's the Aussie term for them. Officially called the Shearer's singlet, but everyone calls them wifebeaters.. look up a show like Housos to see the stereotype..

  • @MundyMedics
    @MundyMedics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    How dare they personify this sweet, eldery golden retriever as some obnoxious player. He's clearly a good boy and doesn't deserve this. Look how happy he is.

    • @merkules6
      @merkules6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!! Such a sweet doggo... And if he could talk, _that_ would not be how he sounded. He'd have a low voice of an elderly gentleman.

  • @user-rb8on9qj5u
    @user-rb8on9qj5u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2457

    As a black person watching this I can confirm that we say holla at least every other sentence

    • @wolf-yq6fs
      @wolf-yq6fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Plz stop letting our our community’s secrets

    • @thefischdeo
      @thefischdeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      As a black German, I can add that this transcends borders and languages. Holla

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Holla as in Spanish hello or "hol' up"?

    • @phlog_dog7336
      @phlog_dog7336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Do you say "scudaladubapadupop" at least twice a day? I usually do it five times, I can't help myself.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@phlog_dog7336 why would anyone say a Greek name twice a day?

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    The gay chinese man is a legend

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Literally the best actor in the movie. Lmao

    • @alexzablah1455
      @alexzablah1455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dr.Kuhmilch I’ll buy you diamond fur, any luxury you can imagine.

    • @DB-jf2dw
      @DB-jf2dw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexzablah1455 no the other one

    • @alexzablah1455
      @alexzablah1455 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      living tribunal Wait... which other one?

    • @DB-jf2dw
      @DB-jf2dw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexzablah1455 the other Asian in the film

  • @AppleBiscuits
    @AppleBiscuits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2375

    "I can't afford it... Unless you're buying."
    "I'D RATHER KILL MYSELF"
    I don't think I've laughed that hard at movie dialogue in months

    • @mocacola
      @mocacola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      true love

    • @baab4229
      @baab4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "What are you looking at"
      "Not much"

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arcralf people who say the prequels have bad dialogue have not seen bad dialogue before

    • @ericksantoscruz2951
      @ericksantoscruz2951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @moca shouldnt be this complicated

    • @ArmanIRL
      @ArmanIRL ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The audio engineer left the mic on. That wasn’t acting.

  • @Horzuhammer
    @Horzuhammer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    I now like to think that whenever I'm petting my cat, he's thinkin' "lay off man, I'm not gay!"

    • @movimentodoscacos
      @movimentodoscacos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      maybe he is

    • @jp73987
      @jp73987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Horzuhammer Your cat's in denial

  • @SatisfiedShark
    @SatisfiedShark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    The dog is probably dead now, and instead of being known as a loving companion, he’s now widely known as Alvin Flang

  • @rossthebesiegebuilder3563
    @rossthebesiegebuilder3563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3576

    This movie is now rated 9.8/10 on imdb, higher than _Citizen Kane_ !

    • @conor8185
      @conor8185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      i should be upset about that but honestly i can’t even be mad

    • @fintanryan9715
      @fintanryan9715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      Ralph got his IMDb account banned because of it

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Motherfucking citizen kane why god?

    • @JustJack6719
      @JustJack6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Citzen kane sucks

    • @TheMovieKnightProductions
      @TheMovieKnightProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh yes

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    It's like The Shape of Water:
    - Human/animal romance
    - everything is green for some reason

    • @garchompchump9274
      @garchompchump9274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      TJ Hastie lts the shape of water if a goldfish was looking for love, then turned into a man

    • @katiap.6614
      @katiap.6614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But better

    • @aibdan-si7fk
      @aibdan-si7fk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the hell even is the shape of water

    • @roseymatilda745
      @roseymatilda745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Shape of Alvin Flang

    • @GewoonRood
      @GewoonRood 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice job stealing my comment!👍

  • @shookya6976
    @shookya6976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    When the dog is legitimately the best actor in the movie

  • @wilmergimenez
    @wilmergimenez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Inspirational fact: the woman who produce, wrote and directed this movies was 72 years old when she make this movie, is never too late to create your masterpiece

    • @dopdrop8998
      @dopdrop8998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      She died 8 days after this review came out

    • @venator0405
      @venator0405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dopdrop8998 Based Ralph literally put this woman's career in its grave.

    • @kwanjaisa
      @kwanjaisa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@venator0405 not based

    • @dogshake
      @dogshake ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kwanjaisayes based

    • @valhatan3907
      @valhatan3907 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kwanjaisamore like Buried

  • @hobsyllwin
    @hobsyllwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3022

    Just checked IMDb, it now has over 3,000 ratings and a perfect 10/10. We did it guys

    • @eyriene4559
      @eyriene4559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      6KARKAT6 9VANTAS9 Accomplishment.

    • @somedeerboi
      @somedeerboi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      6KARKAT6 9VANTAS9 Now its a 9.9.

    • @doclinny
      @doclinny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      ralph got in trouble for it but oh well, its the price he pays

    • @trogdoar149
      @trogdoar149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      What? What happened? Why would he get in trouble?

    • @karunsagar1773
      @karunsagar1773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I' just wrote my review

  • @nightbreed9305
    @nightbreed9305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    The Composer was deaf and they didn't want to make him feel bad so gave him credit in this film.

    • @Beeg_Boy
      @Beeg_Boy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      NightbreedGaming no he wrote the songs the dog was singing the whole time

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The composer was responsible for the dog songs and later offed himself.

    • @nightbreed9305
      @nightbreed9305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      SmashJake I think they were going for the No Country for Old Men style to ramp up the intense moments. This movie really did have me on edge.

    • @joegreenwell5476
      @joegreenwell5476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't know how good an argument that is since Beethoven became deaf and he made some pretty good stuff.

    • @THICCJohnny
      @THICCJohnny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Apparently, due to the financial failure of this movie, the composer is now homeless and his feet hurt, because he's a man and it hurts his feet when it's hot outside 'cause he's a man.

  • @escapefromtibet2530
    @escapefromtibet2530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    *NO GIRLS NO FUN*

    • @REfan001
      @REfan001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      IM NOT GAAAAAY

    • @rikpeek6664
      @rikpeek6664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Find a girl?
      *THATS MY SPECIALTY*

    • @michaelvessel4604
      @michaelvessel4604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm a dog driving in a CAARRRRR, i'm going to her house, we're gonna go far.
      YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAHHHHHH

    • @suprememillipede4713
      @suprememillipede4713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No girls no fun make alvin a dull boy

    • @seanquinn3034
      @seanquinn3034 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RushingDolphin 6:25

  • @vivekmani2994
    @vivekmani2994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "I've never seen a dog look suicidal before"

  • @pericelsus
    @pericelsus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    This movie feels like some kind of fever dream

    • @BogChild
      @BogChild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It is. This is one of those shitty things you think about while you're so tired you're sentimental about inanimate objects and just stare when your dogs start fucking in the backyard. This is the movie of that feeling.

    • @kell2883
      @kell2883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bog Child yes

    • @christianjunegregorio3053
      @christianjunegregorio3053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Lynchian movie you say

    • @TuanNguyen-zc8ig
      @TuanNguyen-zc8ig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scientology fever dream?

    • @---tw6qk
      @---tw6qk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This movie is about a strung out meth addict who suffers a psychotic break and starts fucking her dog.

  • @lucyhtml
    @lucyhtml 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    I want ralph on a leash

    • @TheG_Boy
      @TheG_Boy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      JedDraws Hey, Lay off man im not gay!

    • @lucyhtml
      @lucyhtml 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      not gay if you like it

    • @aprilrose9715
      @aprilrose9715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      not gay if you’re straight

    • @rms5344
      @rms5344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      not gay if ur not the same gender

    • @emz8352
      @emz8352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg

  • @lifeispain3782
    @lifeispain3782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "Lay off man, I'm not gay" - Alvin Schwang

  • @jellyjas2624
    @jellyjas2624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Ok but deadass "You don't need a god, I'm right here" is some of the rawest dialogue I've ever fuckin heard

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    Don't say it, don't think, it, don't say it, DON'T THINK IT.
    *THEY GOT* Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.

    • @RinkoDinko
      @RinkoDinko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      RELEASE THE DRONE

    • @captainforrix956
      @captainforrix956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Ralph the MemeMaker.

    • @Ayden_B
      @Ayden_B 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wanna go squaching?

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      14:00 IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION SHE ACTUALLY GOT THE CAP OFF?

    • @_-will-_3313
      @_-will-_3313 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still worse than CHiPS

  • @samuelmartin2992
    @samuelmartin2992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "God, please help me find a REAL MAN."
    "Y O U D O N ' T N E E D A
    G O D , I ' M R I G H T
    H E R E ."

    • @itsflyde
      @itsflyde 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Samuel Martin
      Y o u d o n ‘ t n e e d
      a g o d .

    • @nightman741
      @nightman741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Samuel Martin Alvin is great,
      Alvin is good, let us thank him for our food...

    • @samuelmartin2992
      @samuelmartin2992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blessed be our lord and savior Alvin Flange, for he is all-knowing and all-powerful. May these truths be blessed and revered. Amen.

  • @fruitfest5767
    @fruitfest5767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Love On A Leash should be called
    Fifty Shades Of Green

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the best thing about it... I wish it was a silent film about green things instead. And it would be called Green on the green.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Diddy shades Pinker.

  • @wardious2562
    @wardious2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    The fact that this girl’s entire house and wardrobe is green makes me think there’s some sort of symbolism going on.

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @Luigi Nastro I like my guess better. My guess was that they were trying refrence the green light from Gatsby.

    • @dianaharris7506
      @dianaharris7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "THIS MOVIE IS TEARING ME APART LISA!!!"

    • @adyaparamitaputripratama2786
      @adyaparamitaputripratama2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That or she's secretly a part of a cult that make her must have lots of green in her house

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Green is usually greed right? ...I'm not sure where to go from here

    • @Everik-ct6pg
      @Everik-ct6pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or she... Just likes green.

  • @queenpika5748
    @queenpika5748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    The thumbnail made me think it was going to be a kids movie about a dog.
    Boy was I wrong.

    • @alexzablah1455
      @alexzablah1455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You were wrong in the best way possible Queen Pika. Thank God.

    • @redembermedia2978
      @redembermedia2978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dio

  • @adamsandler7980
    @adamsandler7980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    This movie literally has a 10/10 on IMDB, let’s keep it that way.

    • @thebenexperience
      @thebenexperience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thank you, Adam Sandler from the hit movie "Little Nicky"

    • @matthewjury4385
      @matthewjury4385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ppl ruined it

    • @bencemolnar4246
      @bencemolnar4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It changed to a 8,9/10, sadly

  • @theleft-hander1908
    @theleft-hander1908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    There’s a composer credit because _someone_ had to write the songs that Alvin Flang sings.

  • @marlona6642
    @marlona6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    "nothin but freaks, geeks and playas"
    *i felt that*

  • @bhq3860
    @bhq3860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    On IMDb, Love on a Leash is currently sitting at a score upwards of 9/10. Good job Ralph.

    • @Protanly
      @Protanly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Currently 9.9/10

    • @mikepuppetz9
      @mikepuppetz9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      If this becomes #1 on imdb's top 250, it will be the greatest thing that's ever happened in the history of the internet.

    • @greatsaiyajinman
      @greatsaiyajinman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      10/10 now

    • @nickgula6512
      @nickgula6512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Better ranking then like any of the top 250

    • @vdochev
      @vdochev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Guys, what have you done?

  • @sonniemon
    @sonniemon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Damn the conversation at 12:30 is a freaking roller coaster.
    "Will you marry me?"
    "Oh but you can sleep with whoever"
    "I'm not attracted to you, or women"
    "I'm gay but we can have artificial insemination"
    like, holy shit.

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sonniemon Do gay people actually talk like this? Is this homophobic?

    • @RomanFanboy
      @RomanFanboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what a mind binding twist

    • @browngirlinaclownworld2077
      @browngirlinaclownworld2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He goes from pathetic lovelorn loser to cuckold creep to closeted gay guy to extremely creepy closeted gay guy who wants to be a sugardaddy, for a woman, even though he's gay. I've never seen a film convey so many different things in so short a time. 10/10 groundbreaking masterpiece!

    • @bakashinji
      @bakashinji 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This movie is ahead of its time

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2954

    *Feeling like a freak on a leash*
    *Feeling like I have no release*

    • @azucarspacehead442
      @azucarspacehead442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      *BOOM CHA CHA BOON NA NA EEN AH*

    • @carsausage
      @carsausage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      [KoЯn noises]

    • @AnSlabder
      @AnSlabder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Heavy metal scatting makes me want to die

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      OH WA A A AH
      GET UP CMON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

    • @totallynotasentientactionf9519
      @totallynotasentientactionf9519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *I AM MACHINE I NEVER SLEEP*

  • @darkvare
    @darkvare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    i love that "years later" the two women are old with gray hairs but the purple ladiy's kids are still the same exact age

    • @jackreeder215
      @jackreeder215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Those arent the same kids ;)

    • @shmodayoda7836
      @shmodayoda7836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackreeder215 oh ni

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shmodayoda7836 ggers

    • @S.D.323
      @S.D.323 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jackreeder215 well the woman is a bit of a w- well you know the rest

    • @Klarpimier
      @Klarpimier 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Black don’t crack

  • @jackspurlock9201
    @jackspurlock9201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I get the impression that the composer credit may have been for the guy who wrote the songs the dog sings

    • @henryschinke8536
      @henryschinke8536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jack Spurlock *sigh*

    • @Everclasm
      @Everclasm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      .... Oh my god.

    • @WhatSmada
      @WhatSmada 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      struck golden with thag

  • @Silvermoon424
    @Silvermoon424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    The IMDB score went from like 2 stars and 9 reviews to 10 stars and close to 200 reviews. Bless you, Ralph.

    • @RobertBrkljaca
      @RobertBrkljaca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now it more than 2500 :D :D

    • @bergman6581
      @bergman6581 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Brkljača now it has 2,710...10

    • @jonathansefcik473
      @jonathansefcik473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Someone must've reported them because all the user reviews got taken down. At least it still has a 10.

    • @jamesmoseley5428
      @jamesmoseley5428 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t even make it through this review (let alone the film). I have to watch it in pieces or I’ll cringe myself to death

  • @iancornejo5789
    @iancornejo5789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    this movie is the official sequel to the room; denny is gone, mark became an alcoholic, johnny became reincarnated into a dog, and lisa became obsessed with the color green.

    • @Ash14851
      @Ash14851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ian Cornejo During The Room Johnny got Lisa a red dress. Lisa was traumatized by Johnny's death, so now green is her favourite colour because green is opposite red on the colour wheel.

    • @stwbmc98
      @stwbmc98 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So Johnny was a cheating playboy in his past life? That completely flips The Room on its head. Johnny was a total hypocrite the whole time.

  • @tesold1048
    @tesold1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Just found out the director died about a month after Ralph made this video.

    • @Talaxia
      @Talaxia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      :(

    • @Chipiliro613
      @Chipiliro613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Unconnected?
      Who cares...

    • @conor8185
      @conor8185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      rest in peace, sweet prince(ss).

    • @sinisteroglop
      @sinisteroglop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Not even a month- she died eight days after this video went up. She was also 79.

    • @Varooooooom
      @Varooooooom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      D Zuke - she passed while the movie was at its peak of recognition. it’s like she was waiting for the recognition she deserved.

  • @Monocultured01
    @Monocultured01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1722

    A blond woman named Lisa that everybody loves for no reason in a weird, terrible independent "film".... Did the director use Tommy Wisseau as inspiration?

    • @internettraveler8666
      @internettraveler8666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      neil breen

    • @alexzablah1455
      @alexzablah1455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Monocultured Lol. Even one of the creeps trying to fuck Lisa in the beginning is named Mark!

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hi doggy!

    • @---tw6qk
      @---tw6qk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk if "love" is the right word.

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @why lisa why ? love on a leash is from 2011

  • @TarksGauntlet
    @TarksGauntlet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    The main female character is named Lisa so this is already prime for some cross references.

  • @benbotka8010
    @benbotka8010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I’m glad Adum feels comfortable recommending his fun animal movies to you.

  • @edgelordmcbanhammer
    @edgelordmcbanhammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    its like David Lynch got blunt force trauma to the head

  • @sageoakley1498
    @sageoakley1498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    The Shape of Water is just Love on a Leash for fish

    • @weirdguy1495
      @weirdguy1495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And also instead of having voices but no music, they have music but no voices.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But better.

    • @RyanSmith-qr7jg
      @RyanSmith-qr7jg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But love on a leash is a better movie than The Shape Of Water 😉😉

  • @abdishakurmahboub3696
    @abdishakurmahboub3696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2550

    Its should have been called Love UnLeashed

    • @crissy2628
      @crissy2628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      damn.

    • @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn
      @qwertyiuwg4uwtwthn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wait does the dog turn into a werewolf at night???

    • @K31R616
      @K31R616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's the sequel.. :P

    • @thehamburgler3570
      @thehamburgler3570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shackie Chan580 that’s the sequel

    • @WhatSmada
      @WhatSmada 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn.
      Collector's edition.

  • @nujack187
    @nujack187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3420

    Did... did the composer... _write the songs that the dog sings???_

    • @fishbuddy547
      @fishbuddy547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      NuJack+ Oh no.

    • @BogChild
      @BogChild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      JESUS KILL THE COMPOSER

    • @doubleh333lix
      @doubleh333lix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      NuJack+ POHDNENGEUWBD I JUST ASSUMED THAT WAS IMPROV FROM THE VOICE ACTOR

    • @nadussias
      @nadussias 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      such knowledge shall not be revealed

    • @maxwelsh6121
      @maxwelsh6121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Since people say there's no music even on the Amazon stream I would have to imagine you've nailed it

  • @knoelle1357
    @knoelle1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    *finds strange naked man in the closet*
    Strange naked man: “I’M ALVIN FLANG”

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is off topic but I respect your desire to get fit and exercise but why is almost every video in your playlist a workout for your ass and thighs? Do you do any other exercises?

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @lucy y I just find it funny. Who needs that many workout videos for one part of the body?

    • @garminbozia
      @garminbozia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@carpet163 bruh

    • @dsnever3041
      @dsnever3041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      …I’m with a company called mystery diners

  • @potatohead7579
    @potatohead7579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Lay off, man!
    *I ' M N O T G A Y*

    • @lmao-ev6nz
      @lmao-ev6nz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GRAB ON YOU PIZZAFACE CINDERBLOCK

  • @TheFaithb420
    @TheFaithb420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    If the dog is supposed to be homeless, why is it wearing a collar???

    • @genericwhitemale9566
      @genericwhitemale9566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Ave Satana they blew the films budget on the green paint for the apartment

    • @user-pl7mu3mw4s
      @user-pl7mu3mw4s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he stole it

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And how could they even afford a dog collar

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's homeless, not collarless

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@videogamenostalgia How does he still have the collar then lol

  • @bathandbigbitches
    @bathandbigbitches 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Ralph, hold your tongue, this is a brilliant art film. Lisa wearing all green is a statement about climate change. And the no music or sound throughout the movie is meant to highlight how important good sound and music is. You really have to watch Rick and Morty before watching this movie to truly understand it.

    • @captaincuttlefish
      @captaincuttlefish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh flip, my brain aches trying to comprehend the genius of love on a leash

    • @S.D.323
      @S.D.323 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      exactly people who havent watched rick and morty cant understand it every single image is so dense and has so many things going on alvin flang is a funnier character than we have ever had before so if we can get him working well

  • @Maus5000
    @Maus5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "I started the business from nothing, but now we have more than 5 stores"
    So......... 6?

    • @lisamikky1696
      @lisamikky1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He lost count after 5 😜

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You could shop at 5 or 6 stores.... or just, one.

    • @kmcorrea5805
      @kmcorrea5805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment

  • @TarksGauntlet
    @TarksGauntlet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    Green is the color of life, renewal, nature, and energy Ralph! Jesus! Learn some symbolism! This movie's a masterpiece!

  • @darkmagician9570
    @darkmagician9570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    Dude, that Asian guy confessing was actually so good. Like, it was emotional and the acting wasn't awful. It just didn't fit at all in the movie.

    • @dawsonbrannan9977
      @dawsonbrannan9977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      And that horror-like shot of the grandma talking on the phone was good too. I have no idea how the director framed something like that by accident.

    • @zacharywhite5631
      @zacharywhite5631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's like if Lynch were retarded.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Dark Magician Granted, he was good but damn! His lines were unbelievable! He asked her hand because he was gay? How long this movie have been on the shelves? Dude, gay marriage IS legal!

    • @darkmagician9570
      @darkmagician9570 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      anik monette exactly

    • @snakeswithhumantraits4504
      @snakeswithhumantraits4504 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zachary White I lol'd

  • @adequate8983
    @adequate8983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Prince and main girl are married in real life, I'm not even joking. In fact, the date on the IMDb bio given for the marriage (November 11, 2011) makes it totally possible that they met on the set while filming this. This movie really does promote love!

    • @r3n3gad33
      @r3n3gad33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Adequate In what they state is interspecies marriage legal?

    • @sinisteroglop
      @sinisteroglop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Something like 13 to 28 actually. Lots of really weird old laws nobody bothered to fix.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adequate You mean... The dog? Not the guy voicing the dog or the actor playing his original human form? I thought it's what you meant at first but now you're telling me she married the DOG!!!
      WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASFFNMHGXJ'$+(;JJHDJZK-&_#HJJKBSAWSXCFGLP_+(!!//??!!!
      Sorry, I choked mid laugh... Oh dear, I know that interspecies marriage is a thing, kinda, but damn! Now I know why this film has weird, scummy and totally surrealistic vibes!

    • @NeckJohnsonNash
      @NeckJohnsonNash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They married on the day "The Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim" was released, that's pretty neat eh.

    • @babahu15
      @babahu15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      their anniversary is 11/11/11... kinda lit

  • @TG_2112
    @TG_2112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    'LOVE ON A LEASH currently has a 9.5 on IMDB w/ nearly 6k reviews.
    VERY PROUD of this community!

    • @sheabutter3260
      @sheabutter3260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ahhh fuck, it's down to 9.2

    • @sheabutter3260
      @sheabutter3260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gotta rally the troops.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sheabutter3260 TO ARMS MEN

  • @nikki1339
    @nikki1339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "You should have have a nam-"I already have a name" "im gonna name you- "I have a name-" "..rover" "..it's Alvin Flang"

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    *FIND A GIRL? THAT'S MY EASY GRAB*
    -but it's not an easy grab. Cause *_YOU_* got T.

    • @crepmoun7027
      @crepmoun7027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TVBForever should we release the drone?

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      philip keating but i have never been to that town
      i’ve been through it though

    • @RinkoDinko
      @RinkoDinko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TVBForever is that where Charles Stiles lives

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RinkyDink Productions Though he does celebrate CHiPs Day.

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHHA

  • @SellManStef
    @SellManStef 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    This is what Nine Lives wanted to be

    • @bardy8674
      @bardy8674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SellManStef My Name is Perkins so I call my store Purrkins.

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh!

    • @DougBongos
      @DougBongos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah it was supposed to be an erotic film between Kevin Spacey and his "son"

  • @rags-t-richards
    @rags-t-richards 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    My working theory is that Ralph made this movie, and then made a review for it, bringing it to the internet's attention, all in a ploy to get it rated 9.8/10 on IMDB.

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    The way this movie is constructed makes it feel like something I would have made with my crappy video camera as a kid where I would shoot everything in chronological order over the course of one day, make up the story as I was filming, only keep one take of each shot/scene so I didn't fill up the memory card, and then just throw it all onto the computer and play it back in order because I didn't know what editing was.

    • @shoshone3401
      @shoshone3401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You sound like a kickass dude to hang out with

    • @scrums4748
      @scrums4748 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      KittieNipps irn bru?

    • @EvoluteCreator
      @EvoluteCreator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glad I wasnt the only one who did this

    • @creamygooger
      @creamygooger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is how I realized i was into filmmaking. I have like 3 "short movies" on my channel but they're private links. Hmu and we'll share HAHAHAHAH

    • @chiomaejimofo4417
      @chiomaejimofo4417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg I have found my people

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    I thought YMS was the one who was a furry.

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Just because he spends most of his time in his collector's edition Cool Cat fur suit and most of his bookmarks are from e621 doesn't mean he's a furry.

    • @subadanus6310
      @subadanus6310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no hes actually a furry watch his second channel

    • @subadanus6310
      @subadanus6310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      whats the joke here because i've watched YMS for like 6 years now
      epic coolcat furry joke xddd

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BattleUp Saber is he?

    • @lmao-ev6nz
      @lmao-ev6nz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jozinek yeah he goes to furrycons has a fursuit, watches shit like jasonafex and goes to e621.

  • @gummigamer4614
    @gummigamer4614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    The composer was the person who made those fucking sick freestyle tracks. How could you not know that? I'm a dog is one of my favorite songs .

    • @lorenzogarcia4335
      @lorenzogarcia4335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I blast "I'm a dog" louder than future

  • @tiagogoncalves8045
    @tiagogoncalves8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Lisa from The Room really has a deep backstory.

    • @alexkennedy1820
      @alexkennedy1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You make an interesting point. I would rather watch "The Room" - at least that was mildly entertaining. It is great to run into a fellow fan of "The Room" on You Tube.

    • @Klarpimier
      @Klarpimier 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There’s always a “Lisa” in these kinds of movies

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

    YOU
    *_YOU’LL BE A CHIHUAHUA_*

    • @marineghost21
      @marineghost21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      TVBForever hi im CHARLES STYLE MYSTERY DINERS

    • @theactualTVB
      @theactualTVB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Marineghost21 *_Z A C K S N Y D E R_*

    • @Klarpimier
      @Klarpimier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *IGH QUIHIHIHIHIIIT*

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *Not another wah-*

    • @bandy4544
      @bandy4544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TVBForever ok Parappa

  • @shanekassis
    @shanekassis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    “I rather kill my self” - Alvin fang

  • @willow1wisp
    @willow1wisp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    I think this is a tragedy about an insane woman wanting to be loved. She's an ordinary woman who owns a friendly golden retriever she found one day and is dating a nice man. She gets raped by a man who broke into her house and then later finds out her boyfriend is gay, leaving her feeling broken. She begins to wish for someone to love her, for anyone to love her, but no one does. So she makes someone up from the one stable thing in her life, the one living thing who would never hurt or leave her, her dog. It works for a time, the woman inventing the idea that he can only be a human in the night to explain why no one else can see him as a human. This causes a lot of chaos in her life. Her friend is disturbed by her bestiality and a different crazy woman actually believes her and tries to steal the dog. However, her dog gets hit one day, leaving her once again alone. She lives into an old age, miserable and missing her imaginary boyfriend. However, just as she was beginning to finally face reality, that her dog may have just been a dog, her friend comes over and reignites her fantasies. In order to preserve what little sense of self she has left, she buys a new dog to pretend to be her boyfriend, making her feel happy once again but really perpetuating her torment.
    Oh, and the subplot with the talent manager was because she's nuts.

    • @myrmiciex1889
      @myrmiciex1889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Willow Wisp that makes this movie above citizen Kane imo bravo

    • @Northychen
      @Northychen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Damm that's deep and miserable

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Tommy Davis Boooooooooooh!

    • @Chitownhomestead
      @Chitownhomestead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well done

    • @hiilikemovies9787
      @hiilikemovies9787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sounds like perfect blue to be honest

  • @barneythedinosaur4877
    @barneythedinosaur4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Captain America ripped off this ending in endgame

    • @AJ-xk5kv
      @AJ-xk5kv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Russo brothers know the guy who voiced the dog lol

    • @lucasgrezaud6582
      @lucasgrezaud6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      main actor that plays prince kind of reminded me of the fella who played captain america in the 90s movie

  • @tuckerchavez1897
    @tuckerchavez1897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    This was the original script for Nine Lives but they realized Kevin Spacey trying to seduce women wasn’t the best

    • @jimtreebob2096
      @jimtreebob2096 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goober Lagoon even for a movie about a talking dog, Kevin Spacey trying to seduce a woman is just too fantastical.

    • @tuckerchavez1897
      @tuckerchavez1897 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's true

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't trust Kevin Spacey to even be near ladies, or underaged boys.

  • @bananahead4218
    @bananahead4218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Slight problem no reason to panic but it fell to a 9.9 on IMDB so we gotta do something about that

    • @theredbastard
      @theredbastard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Banana Head gotta get it back up to a 10

    • @zzombiedogg
      @zzombiedogg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A year later and it’s at 9.5. This is no longer a slight problem

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This truly is a serious problem now, we gotta do something about this comrades

    • @albums8825
      @albums8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, we need more people to vote it up to 25,000 votes so it gets into the top 250.

    • @brendonhalverson5178
      @brendonhalverson5178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now it’s 9.3...

  • @thedriftyisaac6008
    @thedriftyisaac6008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    That dog is so cute tho he deserves better. But holy shit this movie is funny

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I imagine there was a human male lead but the entire time the cameraman was distracted by the cute dog and they didn't know what to do with the footage

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well trained too, I hope he gotten a treat anytime during the shooting of this movie.

  • @AnnabellaLucioni
    @AnnabellaLucioni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "You're fired!"
    "I quit!"

    • @花心-c2o
      @花心-c2o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why are you here zenitsu?

  • @YTBraxxGaming
    @YTBraxxGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    The movies Ralph review are getting worse and worse. In 3 years he’ll be reviewing random compositions of GoPro clips edited together on an IPhone

    • @The2cute4uok
      @The2cute4uok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Braxx I hope so

    • @djordan51
      @djordan51 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You're saying this movie isn't just Gopro clips edited on an iPhone. That's some pretty high praise for this "movie".

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Braxx probably lol, and one of those GoPro clips edited together on an iPhone will be Chips 2 :D

    • @HardDiskDog
      @HardDiskDog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's already reviewed the worst movie ever, After Last Season

    • @sinisteroglop
      @sinisteroglop 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't wait until he reviews "films" on the caliber of Santa's Christmas Elf (Named Calvin).

  • @calebhu6383
    @calebhu6383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    As of now, this movie has a straight 10/10 on IMDb.
    Let's keep it that way.

  • @Horzuhammer
    @Horzuhammer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This masterpiece is now one of the very few movies with over a 9.0 score on imdb along with Godfather 1&2, The Dark Knight and The Shawshank Redemption. Actually at 9.3 it might be the highest rated movie on imdb. That's fucking awesome!!

    • @cristinalaudig4020
      @cristinalaudig4020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Horzuhammer Perfect 10 rn.👌🏻

    • @Horzuhammer
      @Horzuhammer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye, just checked it out myself. Totally made my morning!

  • @CheeseInTheOven
    @CheeseInTheOven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Adding gray hair to the main cast to make them old doesn’t make them look old, stop it

    • @JustJoeying
      @JustJoeying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      To be fair, the black woman's entire family seemed to cease aging when Alvin Flang died. She's supposed to be like 80 years old and her kids are still infants.

    • @Dev-nr4dw
      @Dev-nr4dw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joey Moore
      Probably grandkids.

    • @nathanhaimson
      @nathanhaimson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They can't figure out how to add music, there's no way they can figure out prosthetics and age makeup 🤣🤣

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dev-nr4dw the grandkids should be older than that. My mom is 60 and the oldest ones are 24 and 16. If we're going by black stereotypes that is 😂. If she's that old, she can't handle babysitting

  • @pasu2k
    @pasu2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    16:15 "What are you looking at?"
    "Not much"
    savage

  • @nifty5799
    @nifty5799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    RIP Ralph’s IMDB

  • @joegreenwell5476
    @joegreenwell5476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I honestly have a hard time believing you didn't add voices to this.

    • @knoelle1357
      @knoelle1357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Joe Greenwell Half the time I thought it was Ralph doing the dog voice.

    • @joegreenwell5476
      @joegreenwell5476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K Noelle Garcia
      It's freaky trying to convince myself this is real

  • @robotdude2206
    @robotdude2206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    No homo, but Ralph has the cutest high-pitched laugh

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    7:39 Alvin Flang.
    19:06 Alvin Shwang.

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheAndrewj96 Alvin Snang

    • @turnstilerockets
      @turnstilerockets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Make up your goddamn mind, dog!

    • @OMGmyFACE
      @OMGmyFACE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alvin Fuang

    • @korzoto3369
      @korzoto3369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheAndrewj96 you just saved my life man; I'm doing a vocab project that's due tomorrow (currently 2:33am) and I needed to reference the dog's name in a sentence to connect it to a movie

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alvin Shubang

  • @deadsausage9619
    @deadsausage9619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Dog with a Blog: the official movie

    • @abe8552
      @abe8552 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      that show was the shit

    • @tankaliciousthomas325
      @tankaliciousthomas325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I D K that show was shit.

    • @shoshone3401
      @shoshone3401 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The whole channel after 2011 was shit

  • @jimblerpg
    @jimblerpg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If one character only wears green, and the other only wears pink/purple, are we sure this isn't just a reboot of the Fairly Odd Parents?

  • @prezofthemoon9486
    @prezofthemoon9486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    the actor who played prince actually married Lisa in real life the year the movie came out.

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Boi.
      Iirc they were dating before the film but they still look awkward like strangers together in the film.

    • @aliceisaperson
      @aliceisaperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Windows XP autumn wallpaper is a superior choice I’m just confused weather it was the voice actor for the dog or the human actor, there’s only one credit on IMDb

  • @MountainHomeJerrel
    @MountainHomeJerrel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Ralph. You bring such joy to the world. Never stop never stopping.

  • @demondwilson706
    @demondwilson706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    i like how the black womans kids dont age

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hey, black don't crack.

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh they speak JIVE alright!

  • @declansykes4243
    @declansykes4243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    *A L V I N. F L A N G*

    • @tunaman7589
      @tunaman7589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sykes Freerunning Big deal, I'm ALVIN FLANG

  • @thisisawsome34253212
    @thisisawsome34253212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    There's a composer credited because the dog technically sings original songs.

    • @thisisawsome34253212
      @thisisawsome34253212 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @m I discovered that Ralph watched a version without the score and there’s another cut containing it

  • @majklacik
    @majklacik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "I've seen this movie four or five times" Why the fuck would you do that??

    • @Kruegersbutthole
      @Kruegersbutthole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael Sharipov To write the script for the video and edit it

    • @pari8266
      @pari8266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who wouldn't

    • @majklacik
      @majklacik 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys, there are lines you can't cross. Even for youtube moneys.

  • @BlocktorwhoUnlimited
    @BlocktorwhoUnlimited 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “Ralph uploaded 1 minute ago”
    “Likes video instantly”

    • @mattswift4613
      @mattswift4613 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Orion Cruz why did you say that*

    • @Lovelykochi
      @Lovelykochi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You shouldn’t like a video before you watch it.

  • @ElectrifiedBacon
    @ElectrifiedBacon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Directed by Jennifer Ten?
    More like Jennifer 10/10

  • @jakegibbard
    @jakegibbard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Why do a lot of these hilariously bad films have main blonde characters named Lisa?

    • @alexzablah1455
      @alexzablah1455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You sure? I think the other one is the Room. Are there others out there?

    • @unwantedmacguffin5611
      @unwantedmacguffin5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      They're obviously a rip off of Lisa Lisa from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part 2, but Lisa Lisa is just so perfect and amazing that no one can possibly even come close to her. Lisa Lisa is my waifu.

    • @Dev-nr4dw
      @Dev-nr4dw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jessie Joestar
      ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/shitpostcrusaders r/unexpectedjojo r/expectedjojo perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance

    • @AgniFirePunch
      @AgniFirePunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Dev-nr4dw I'm not a Republican but this really needed to be said👏

    • @AlexanderDivineEmcee
      @AlexanderDivineEmcee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its like poetry, it rhymes

  • @elpidio9724
    @elpidio9724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I M A L V I N F W A N G

    • @shadowshyamin8712
      @shadowshyamin8712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stanley Movebricks Charles styles?

    • @elpidio9724
      @elpidio9724 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shadowshyamin some shush concerns

  • @MilkyWayGrump
    @MilkyWayGrump 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Vietnam, 1972. The US Army scrambles to recover its stolen nuclear intelligence, as, in what was supposed to be an easy grab, the Communist guerilla ambushed a ghost ops squad accompanying Thomas "T" Edwards (played by Alvin Flang), government codebreaker on the verge of cracking Russia's nuclear stockpile. In the aftermath of the attack, only 2 soldiers remain of the caravan: Jamie Foxx (played through mocap by Dax Sheppard), a cocky newbie, and Charles Stiles (played by Michael Pena), a veteran 1 week from retirement who dreams of starting a cooking based reality show. The unlikely pair will travel into the Vietnamese jungle in order to recover T, who they got, even though it was supposed to be an easy grab. But Foxx has gotta lotta enemies, including the warlord Zack Snyder (playing himself) and the drone (played by Dane Dehaan), which Charles accidentally released during the ambush. Will the pair get T back? Will the dog find true love? Will Charles Stiles save the Cheesy's Challenge from backstabbing employees? Find out in the most recent entry into the acclaimed Marvel Cinematic Universe, "Love VS Leash: Dawn of Flang"

  • @aidan6083
    @aidan6083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The green is representative of how the film makes me want to vomit. This is a very deep movie.

  • @plinkplinkplong
    @plinkplinkplong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This movie really speaks to me in an emotional way. Love on a Leash talks about modern politics and relationships that really identifies with me as a human being. Alvin Flang and Lisa’s love relationship symbolizes inadequacy that you shouldn’t judge on the way people look. Him turning into a handsome young man tells the audience that people can be very attractive if you look deep down. This movie is a masterpiece of filmmaking and it’s perspective of love, politics and beastiality is amazing to watch. 10/10, 5/5, 4/4, A+, Strong 9 to a 10, would buy Blu-ray

    • @spideyguy3315
      @spideyguy3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tell me your joking

    • @MasterOwl01
      @MasterOwl01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@spideyguy3315 he’s not joking dude