Larry David Hates Animals and People
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2017
- Larry reveals that he hates animals almost as much as humans and explains why he doesn't let people come to his house.
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Larry David Hates Animals and People
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1:55 thats how skeletor jaw moved in old cartoons lol
I use a laughing Skeletor .gif for my avatars, lol.
Ok. That’s what I came for.
This is such a great comment.
Larry David laughs like a nutcracker, what a national treasure
Seriously. WHAT IS THAT.
The way his lower jaw moves when he is laughing... is there a ventriloquist behind the sofa? xD
Reptilian...
Khan T oh come on
Make it stop!!
Ecks dee
you guys really think he is evil?
That guy has the answer to life
Everything's a joke
Daniel Auz when you have a billion dollars of course life's a joke!
he has the laughter to life too 1:54
Fuk no. Have you lost your mind? Anything but. He would tell you that.
@@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447 youre obviously a loser
1:54 That laughter!!
i agree. i dont like how his jaw moves back and forth as he laughs, it disturbs me.
that was amazing... i think thats his real laugh wtf they idea of having people in his home sent david into literal hysterics
Reptilian...
here is a gif of it
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Praise your kind heart for revealing this demon to the public. I can only hope that with public awareness and battle readiness we can finally defeat Larry David!
1:56 what an insane laugh, with good jaw waggle. Also, his L earlobe wiggles
1:57 to keep watching it in a loop 😂
Haha he is right about dishes
I agree! I lived like 7 years with 4 plates, 4 pieces of silverware and 2 coffee mugs, never had a problem!
I do the same thing. Only I indulge myself with a few dishes and cutlery instead of one. No more though.
I have 1 big plate, 1 small plate, 2 forks, 2 knives, 2 big spoons, 3 small spoons and 1 mug (and 1 reserve mug in case the main breaks). I think it's ok to have more cutlery than you need, because they don't occupy that much space and they are easy to wash. Though I do think I have 1 too many small spoons. Mugs are difficult to wash, which is why I don't do it. I only rinse mine. It's all covered with something brown inside. I think it's from tea. At least I hope so.
I have 6 sets of dishes and cutlery, 6 chairs, so that when we have the annual dinner party we can only have up to 4 guests. I'd be hard for me to tolerate more honestly.
I have a fork that is also a spoon and a knive made out of plastic. It's the best thing ever.
the way he said: I'm not so sure about that(to Jimmy at the end),was so funny.. Lol..
Larry is undoubtedly the best thing that happened to sitcom!
Curb Your Enthusiasm is better than Game Of Thrones. There, i said it. Let the flaming begin
i respect your wrong opinion
PowerGlove79 I love GOT... But Larry David is God.
AMEN!
Hundred times better.
It's pretty pretty pretty good....pretty good
1:56 it's like seeing a laughing skull lol.
When Larry laughs it looks like that chattering teeth toy.
"..i'm not so sure about that" Larry shutting down the Kimmel over familiarity 🤣👌🏼
0:33 Watching him laugh sideways will fuel my nightmares thanks Larry
I always have felt that we never see the true/real Larry David, what we see is this character he shows the world, but who is the real Larry David?
Ted Danson said Larry is the same guy as you see on the show except he's actually a very caring person.
yah i think hes just like the show but more caring
Larry is Einhorn... I mean, George Costanza.
Dreama40 I think it's how he is in his head.
Who cares? Why would anyone have the slightest interest in knowing abouy the "real" Larry David?
1:56 wanted to laugh along but then this happened
LOOL
cancer curing
S K U L L
Quinnstalis what happened, you lost your jaw?
You’re a beauty.
I picture him as a child looking exactly the same but short
I love a genuine Larry David laugh
"How long can you pet" awww lmao how true 🤣❤❤
NaRa PoStHuMus its a serious question of life :(
That laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This title encompasses everything about why I love Larry David
I used to have the biggest crush on Larry David's brain. Hell, I still do. Can't wait to see the new season, so much needed in this shitty world.
David is a great storyteller lol
Larry David is the one person I relate to the most.
Love these two..their laughs are contagious af
Mohammad M.M ...
1:56
Word of the day: machination - a plot or scheme.
laskieg thanks, fam
thanks a bunch! i was about to google it
Still googled it since I don't trust random TH-cam-commenters.
Attaboy!
“Ya love a good greeting, right?”
I threw my dishes away months ago all I use is paper plates and plastic utensils 😂
That dishes thing is so meee 😂.
Hes managed to make his abhorent personality, his hatred for the world into a multimillion business, if thats not genius I dont know what it is. Many people feel intense contempt for their fellow humans but they dont manage to exploit it into something productive, I guess because we dont have the talent, like he does.
juan altredo I like his personality
+Daniel Auz: Yeah, he's such a polite and fair-dealing misanthrope. 😁 Not a malicious bone in his body.
He is just a very funny misanthrope. He managed to turn the absurd into funny stuff. Yeah that's a talent I guess.
He hates dealing with people who aren't brain concious and considerate. Making fun of personality flaws and preconceived notions and pointing out they are as absurd as the the useful ones that people adhere to almost blindly. It's a contempt for breeding more of something we don't need in society and perpetuation of that through it's adoption by others.
“I’m not so sure about that” 😂😂😂
Larry is freaking awesome! Just a grumpy old man!
"I have one pair of clean underwear! That's it!"
xD that jaw action at 1:56 had me dying ova hea hhh
1:57 a strong mandible is present
John Cairns 🤣🤣
Lol his jaw laughing like that reminds me of those folding wheelchair seats on busses that would rattle and move in the same manner 😂
that crazy laugh he does is so freaky. I can never get used to seeing it.
Do another season of curb your enthusiasm Larry! Greatest show on HBO
he's like the Rick Sanchez from this dimension
Except he is extremely logically fallacious, terrible at anything STEM, extremely subjective, easily destroyable in any argument if he were to be taken seriously.
He is a comedic genius, sure, I love him for that, but other than that he is nowhere near 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Rick Sanchez.
Rock is just Larry/Mr Show/Kaufman for kids
Zoki Kuzmanovski Pickle Rickkk REEEEEEEEEEE.
Your iq over 200 buddy?
Ur on to something.
@@zokikuzmanovski5109 philosophically he is kinda like Rick though and that's what comment means. Its not comparison of genius in scientific terms. Its just outlook towards life. There arre many many similarities infact between those two
"I'm not so sure about that"
Oh my God. Very few times if any at all, I have laughed harder in my life. I am this man exactly when it comes to animals. What a riot.
That's hilarious I have totally thought about the same thing. One of every utensil and plate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this guy 😂😂😂
Normally, if I saw someone's jawline moving noticeably back and forth while they were laughing it would frighten me. But it just seems so pleasant and natural when Larry David does it.
Ohhhhh Larry
WOW that laugh at 1:56
everything he does is a bit-- the laugh, everything-- what an american treasure
i swear his mouth is moving double the speed of the sound of his laugh at 1:55
Wow I did the same with the dishes 2 months ago HAHAHAH expect I kept 2 of each 😂
David is a minimalist. 🤣🤣
felt like I was watching curb your enthusiasm
1:57 gawd that's one kind of a laugh
I lived alone and i had 1 plate, spoon ... sink never piled up.
I luv Larry David. I can't wait for the new season!!!
0:02 eh ah yknow eh deh deh by the way
walter white 😂😂
It’s funny how LD made a living out of letting everyone know he hates people, and they love him for it!
This man got gum stuck to the bottom of his shoe🤣🤣
larry david the original minimalist
LOL, I have 2 plates, 2 spoons and 2 forks. I think it makes me have to do dishes more though
I too did the 1 of each plate etc but it becomes a little annoying when I want to make a dish that has a lot going on, for example something fried that needs coating with flour, eggs and breadcrumbs.
I was laughing my ass off when he was talking about Depressed Pets hahahahahaha
I could watch him talk all day.
Larry has an automatic jaw! Amazing!
God I love this man. He's absolutely right.. if you're single and you have a bunch of dishes... THOSE are the machinations of a lunatic! Makes no sense for a single man to have a ton of kitchen crap for himself. Minimize and ditch the chores! Thankful to Larry for giving us so much great comedy over the years... and the man is just great to watch in interviews.
These are always weird: A genuine person interviewed by a fake show host (as they are). Very entertaining
The ironic detail is that the following interviewed person is a wild animal tamer. When the animal instructor comes up, Larry David storms out of the show. Haha
The one plate and one piece of silverware system really works well.
1:55 weirdest laugh I've ever seen
0:32 he has a very pronounced laugh going on there with his jaw like those skeleton animations
got to love this guy.
i so identify with larry, i even know for sure i will look like him when i grow old
funniest person on earth to have a conversation with
Love Larry!
I love larry david
2 year old Larry David sounds hilarious and adorable 😌
I feel like I've been this way since I was 2. - Larry David aka Stewy Griffin
The thing about the dishes just screams something that would've happened in an episode of Seinfeld
What a groovy guy. Prolly one of the only celebs I'd feel really good living near, maybe a good'olgame of catch once a decade, and I bet his comments to his local representative are insightful.
:O My dad did the same thing with the dishes... guess my dad is a lunatic
Go to 0:35 and set playback to .5 speed
I do the same thing with dishes and silverware.
I use a magazine for dinnerware. Rip off the top page and you've got a fresh plate.
He's awesome.
Bernie really aging well
DJEmonTV did you know that bernie is his blood cousin? ! Yup
dont they look like twins separated at birth or what? lol
It's because he stays away from people
That laugh!
Jimmy trying his best to somehow make it less funny.
Larry is the ultimate minimalist.
I'm not so sure about that
Kimmel it wouldn't sound lunatic when you have to wash piles and piles of dishes morning noon and eve!!! This guy got the Brain!
Sounds like me with the dishes!
I like when in the show thay call him "La"
Larry David is the best man to have ever lived. Larry David is my spirit animal.
I don't understand how anyone can not like animals. There's something a little sociopathic about it.
I'm lovin' it. Larry David
i agree with him on just about everything; larry david 2020
Lol the title
Damn, been pushing that one fork one spoon, etc. thing on my friends and family for years. They all think I'm nuts.
Is the video where Larry David talked about the fatwa?
1:56 for pewdiepie Vídeo.
You the mvp
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V e R y N i C e
Same
Which video?
I love this man