Oh yeah, the cheeks are a bait for sure. Tho unlike Nier, it's not the story that had me going in Stellar Blade, but the locations. The art and environments are so beautiful that you won't care about the cheeks at all.
The great thing about this as well is that the dress up aspect of this game would be a field day for women who don't mind playing this type of game. I know my wife would. She'd probably spend hours customizing Eve's looks.
I like your sense of humor so I'll give a like. I like sexy characters in gaming, and felt that was lacking in recent years, so I was going to buy this game either way, regardless of review scores in order to prove to console devs that there is STILL a market for this. The fact that the game play is stellar, and the story is lackluster is not surprising to me, considering in a recent interview the game's director seem to imply that Nier's story/character was better when talking with Yoko Taro. Hopefully in the sequel the series improves in the writing department, in order to create a truly stellar experience.
I think that depends on the specific outfit, like there's a denim skirt that doesn't move around a lot but later on you can unlock another cheerleading-kinda skirt that's moves around more. Cloth physics in general is pretty impressive, the devs went hard on customization
This is the go-to review for the game,so kudos to you! I did think before that this game could end up okay-ish because of the heavy focus on the character design discourse, but I'm glad to see that it's got more than that.
Depending on how you play it can from 30(maybe those really fast types can get it lower) to 50 or even 60 hours(personally i'll probably make 80 because i play really slow). So it is not a small experience but not too bloated ether of they type of over 100 hours etc.
@@gyaandalf wait they literally half a full on bear onsie as an outfit that doesn’t show ANY skin and people still wanna bash the game for being to sessual??? They literally could have put on that skin if her assets bothered them that much
Thanks! I'd say if you really liked the demo then get it, the combat and exploration are what carried the game for me. But if you already have stuff in the backlog then it's better to wait. Stellar Blade is a great game, but not exactly something one would feel they're really missing out on if they don't play it at launch imo
I've decided to get it - I've got it predownloading now. I have an interview on Fridsy morning - so will be great to come back home afterwards and just relax playing this.
"was not even on my mind" Exactly. Some enemies are too hard to defeat you focus more strategy in the long run. Besides you can not play hack & slash genre games with one hand. huehue. Joke aside I mean I enjoy games like prince of persia and chaos legion. Bobs and vagene will fade from your sight the more you play these games.
Disappointed to hear the story was lack luster especially considering Shift:Ups gacha games and their story and how much fun they are/were. It does seem like a lot was put into the customization of the character, and I hope they add more to the game in the future which extends the gameplay, gives me reason to play more as I unlock for customizations (I imagine not everything is available from the beginning).
I was disappointed in the story but the lore and worldbuilding are wonderful. Yep, outfits aren't all unlocked from the beginning. You should have fun, there's a good mix between how you can unlock outfits. A few will be available while you do the story, some can be bought from vendors as long as you have enough resources and some are hidden away as exploration rewards so you'll only find them if you're looking. I believe there a few outfits left that I didn't find during my playthrough.
I like your review style, you address the fanservice with great jokes while still being objective, and you don't pretend like the woke noise is non existent like some other reviewers, well done bro
My friend have you not seen the prototype planet diving suit...I notice it's not in the review. It kind of puts the "stellar" in stellar boobs I mean stellar blade. This game was better than DMC 5 for me.
Obviously is was gonna' be hard(R) 😂 to top an uncensored masterpiece that Nier is 😊 !! ...wish Squre... would let Yoko make a nev ver. of Drakengard 3 😫 as they did with Replicant/Gestalt...
Never mind the game characters fighting style the monster enemies all the small minded people are focused on a fictional characters behind is this a video game or a skin flick? Be for real people.
2:50 is the best explanation ever 😂 😂 😂 About the lore, why doesn't eve comment or gives her opinion on what she just collected.. I've been wondering about.. Every game is like that I just don't get a the heels... That's not even tactical... Where are the boots and sneakers!!! I have an option for no film grain and the others... Is under display
I like the ones that show more cheeks. 😂 go girl go! You say some of the side missions are pointless but that’s any game that has side missions where some are pointless. I think it’s just to give you something to do besides the story.
Best review title so far
3:31 I generally hate puns, but you win this round, comedy king.
5:19 oh also, this is really cool
I am still saying, the cheeks are just a big bait just like in nier automata and that story had me crying for a week straight
Oh yeah, the cheeks are a bait for sure. Tho unlike Nier, it's not the story that had me going in Stellar Blade, but the locations. The art and environments are so beautiful that you won't care about the cheeks at all.
@@gyaandalf and the combat is amazing and gameplay for me is a deciding factor
I feel like Stellar Blade is gonna become one of a kind. Praying for Shift Up to make Stellar Blade 2.
Woah, that yellow kill Bill esque suit is awesome!
FKing Chart got me ded here! 😂 2:49
This amazing review deserves more love
It definitely does
I can think of (two)(rea)sons to consider that weren't on your list.
Do you know how parenthesis are supposed to work? You can think of two sons to consider? You can think of two rea? What do you even mean
EVE needs 2B's self-destruct ability
#freethemcheeks 🤣
The great thing about this as well is that the dress up aspect of this game would be a field day for women who don't mind playing this type of game. I know my wife would. She'd probably spend hours customizing Eve's looks.
Ok, the intro was so funny that you made me subscribe. 😂
Superb review, you nailed everything you said!
I like your sense of humor so I'll give a like.
I like sexy characters in gaming, and felt that was lacking in recent years, so I was going to buy this game either way, regardless of review scores in order to prove to console devs that there is STILL a market for this. The fact that the game play is stellar, and the story is lackluster is not surprising to me, considering in a recent interview the game's director seem to imply that Nier's story/character was better when talking with Yoko Taro.
Hopefully in the sequel the series improves in the writing department, in order to create a truly stellar experience.
Ooh, first I've heard about hair customization. (Aside from the ponytail length)
Nice.
Still... I am on PC.
"More Than Meets The Ass" says it all
Stellar blade is absolutely beautiful
Is the costume clothes physics really good, i see some skirt type outfits that don't actually move like 2b skirts from Nier Automata 🤔?.
I think that depends on the specific outfit, like there's a denim skirt that doesn't move around a lot but later on you can unlock another cheerleading-kinda skirt that's moves around more. Cloth physics in general is pretty impressive, the devs went hard on customization
@@gyaandalf Do you think Eve is a Human/ Half human half robot (Cyborg) / Android like 2b 🤔?.
Excellent video 😂👌
This is the go-to review for the game,so kudos to you! I did think before that this game could end up okay-ish because of the heavy focus on the character design discourse, but I'm glad to see that it's got more than that.
5:48 so how hard is the hard mode in a skinsuit?
The guys get to see booty and the girls get to play dress up. Whats more to complain?
This outfits are so fire it makes me wanna use them for my fanfic😂😭💕
Is thier even enough maps in this games to wear each out fit for or is it a game that you can beat in like 7 hrs
Depending on how you play it can from 30(maybe those really fast types can get it lower) to 50 or even 60 hours(personally i'll probably make 80 because i play really slow). So it is not a small experience but not too bloated ether of they type of over 100 hours etc.
Christie Montero look'n thumbnail.
I feel like showing all the outfits counts as a spoiler for this game lol
There are quite a few more outfits ;)
@@gyaandalf wait they literally half a full on bear onsie as an outfit that doesn’t show ANY skin and people still wanna bash the game for being to sessual??? They literally could have put on that skin if her assets bothered them that much
If your here willingly clicking on videos like this before the games actually out you can't really complain about spoilers
I’m playing story mode and still died a few times. That second brute got me a few times.
do you have the full game?
Yooo damnnnn
Cool review - I liked the demo and trying to decide if its worth buying now or waiting for a sale
Thanks! I'd say if you really liked the demo then get it, the combat and exploration are what carried the game for me. But if you already have stuff in the backlog then it's better to wait. Stellar Blade is a great game, but not exactly something one would feel they're really missing out on if they don't play it at launch imo
I've decided to get it - I've got it predownloading now. I have an interview on Fridsy morning - so will be great to come back home afterwards and just relax playing this.
Awesome, enjoy man - you got the whole weekend set. Best of luck for your interview!
The woman in red that eve is fighting at first i though what the hell is mileena doing three
"was not even on my mind" Exactly. Some enemies are too hard to defeat you focus more strategy in the long run. Besides you can not play hack & slash genre games with one hand. huehue. Joke aside I mean I enjoy games like prince of persia and chaos legion. Bobs and vagene will fade from your sight the more you play these games.
Disappointed to hear the story was lack luster especially considering Shift:Ups gacha games and their story and how much fun they are/were.
It does seem like a lot was put into the customization of the character, and I hope they add more to the game in the future which extends the gameplay, gives me reason to play more as I unlock for customizations (I imagine not everything is available from the beginning).
I was disappointed in the story but the lore and worldbuilding are wonderful.
Yep, outfits aren't all unlocked from the beginning. You should have fun, there's a good mix between how you can unlock outfits. A few will be available while you do the story, some can be bought from vendors as long as you have enough resources and some are hidden away as exploration rewards so you'll only find them if you're looking. I believe there a few outfits left that I didn't find during my playthrough.
@@gyaandalf Sadly I'll have to wait until the game comes to PC, but when it does I'm still buying it day 1
I like your review style, you address the fanservice with great jokes while still being objective, and you don't pretend like the woke noise is non existent like some other reviewers, well done bro
Was he playing as tachy?
That happens when you activate the rage mode (called Tachy mode in the game), it gives you Tachy's weapon and design
My friend have you not seen the prototype planet diving suit...I notice it's not in the review. It kind of puts the "stellar" in stellar boobs I mean stellar blade. This game was better than DMC 5 for me.
Stellar Blades gameplay is more like Jedi Survivor
Obviously is was gonna' be hard(R) 😂 to top an uncensored masterpiece that Nier is 😊 !!
...wish Squre... would let Yoko make a nev ver. of Drakengard 3 😫 as they did with Replicant/Gestalt...
Why can't xbox get cool games like this?
I'd love to see this ported to PC and Xbox, we need more games like this!
Never mind the game characters fighting style the monster enemies all the small minded people are focused on a fictional characters behind is this a video game or a skin flick? Be for real people.
2:50 is the best explanation ever 😂 😂 😂
About the lore, why doesn't eve comment or gives her opinion on what she just collected.. I've been wondering about.. Every game is like that
I just don't get a the heels... That's not even tactical... Where are the boots and sneakers!!!
I have an option for no film grain and the others... Is under display
Can't wait to play. The takes on story are bs because Nier automata doesn't have such a good story how you say.
I like the ones that show more cheeks. 😂 go girl go! You say some of the side missions are pointless but that’s any game that has side missions where some are pointless. I think it’s just to give you something to do besides the story.
There are quite a few of those, you'll have a lot of fun lol