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Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 พ.ย. 2022
  • Episode was re-exported/re-uploaded due to some people having audio issues on TH-cam
    Ari Shaffir - "Jew" is available here: • Ari Shaffir - JEW (202...
    Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out.
    Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset.
    Ari also has a new special Ari Shaffir - Jew. So he's here to breakdown Mark's upcoming wedding plans with the boys!
    Part 2 is available at patreon.com/tuesdays
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ความคิดเห็น • 414

  • @juliameudre813
    @juliameudre813 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Mark and Ari rubbing how Rogan is generous in joe’s face is just the best! 😂😂

    • @bigtuna45
      @bigtuna45 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh man the pain on Joe’s face at 50:25 he couldn’t even respond hahaha

    • @snoogcity
      @snoogcity ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Joe’s attitude is why is not getting the same love. This is one of my favorite podcast, one of the best duo podcast ever, but sometimes you can hear the bitterness, especially when they have guests.

    • @neuvisean1739
      @neuvisean1739 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very generous.

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So generous he didn't bother to take care of his guest.

    • @tarun9678
      @tarun9678 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love how Ari mentioned it again at 57:08

  • @pato77781
    @pato77781 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “Call in if you have a calculator or Asian.”Mark hands down best side comments in comedy! Comedy!

  • @ogbt
    @ogbt ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Ari wanting to take the cupcakes for the train tomorrow is very on brand for his special

    • @ogbt
      @ogbt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rodger waters works got good

    • @tonytone1969
      @tonytone1969 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey now!

    • @simon5045
      @simon5045 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He never knows when his last train ride is going to be so he plays it safe.

    • @teeple1877
      @teeple1877 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Surprised he’s taking the train..

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Joe List isn’t a HOT sauce guy. He’s definitely a mild sauce guy.

  • @CookeSonsCarpentry
    @CookeSonsCarpentry ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I hope you guys never change that intro. Love it every time!!

    • @-jq8gt
      @-jq8gt ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah but that song fucking SUUUUUUCKS.

  • @Ethan-ym5wn
    @Ethan-ym5wn ปีที่แล้ว +11

    42:00 Joe rolls his eyes about Ari plugging his special for the 10th time hahahaha

  • @JASP3R_SPOTIFY
    @JASP3R_SPOTIFY ปีที่แล้ว +8

    bro the end where chuck gets cut off by his own music editing is so gdamn funny i’m dying

  • @ryanballinger5122
    @ryanballinger5122 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    peer pressuring Ari to marry his lady is so funny

  • @jacksontilyard8678
    @jacksontilyard8678 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    yessss, they reuploaded so i get to steal the old top comment. ahem, “Jewsdays with Stories”

    • @oddynuff666
      @oddynuff666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a day that’ll just sneak up on ya

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironically the banks are closed on Jewsdays

  • @colinchristie1556
    @colinchristie1556 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Ari is getting in as many Normandisms as possible. Give it a goog and burping into the Mike plus trying the word association. Love it.

    • @TurdFerguson456
      @TurdFerguson456 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Normandisms. Ahh yes! One day, hopefully not too long from now, there will be a book of these hilariously said... things!

    • @Patrick-jj5nh
      @Patrick-jj5nh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he also adopted joe's anyjizz

    • @JBGC916
      @JBGC916 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      COMEDY!!!

  • @CandynoseTwinskins
    @CandynoseTwinskins ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Do you Mark, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded *beep*beep*beep*beep*". That's absolutely going to happen at the wedding haha

  • @InfantryarePeopletoo
    @InfantryarePeopletoo ปีที่แล้ว +7

    21:30 "Boy am I really failing" 😂😂

  • @FRM101
    @FRM101 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This ep came out 2 hours ago, I live outside New Orleans, and that New Orleans show is already sold out. KAAAAHHHHNNNN!

  • @juliameudre813
    @juliameudre813 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ari is a perfect guest for this pod! Both of them shitting on him while he’s in the middle was killer😂

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Normand is trolling with the watch 😂 😭 I swear he only wears it to piss everyone off and I love him for that

  • @BTA1991
    @BTA1991 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I prefer this room over that wrapping paper set.

  • @sketcharmslong6289
    @sketcharmslong6289 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Absolutely loving seeing Ari promoting his excellent special on literally every single podcast I watch. He must have friends in the industry or something.

  • @Hammando
    @Hammando ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Chuck just robbed us of 40minutes of content.

    • @boochgaming2845
      @boochgaming2845 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just noticed its 40 minutes shorter.. wtf chuck.

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you Chuck, very cool!

    • @porfirioErodriguez
      @porfirioErodriguez ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i had to refresh and it said video unavailable. i thought youtube took it down. must be all the Jew comments. does joe list not like ARI? seems liek it

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was almost finished with the original, accidentally hit a "suggested video" , then it said 'this video is private' then in my subscriptions it went from 1:48:00 to 1:03:00 I'll never know the end of the pink Floyd story.

    • @mattstanton4709
      @mattstanton4709 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the ending was abrupt!

  • @Cdumps21
    @Cdumps21 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Idk if I'd describe Ari as loveable. Master of Mayhem, my president, amazing new special. The more he's around the more you could be convinced about the JM.

  • @junimeme5626
    @junimeme5626 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I like how Ari understood the vibe of the pod. He fit right in

  • @jameskastriches6687
    @jameskastriches6687 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could see fireballs in joes eyes when ari said the "hack-cinne" 😂😂😂😂

  • @monsieurdildo
    @monsieurdildo ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Loving this dark energy between Joe and Ari so far, just got to the 15:00 minute mark and the jump cut has me freaking out about this ~beef~ 😂😂😂

    • @thedude1316
      @thedude1316 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, why was there a big time cut?

    • @monsieurdildo
      @monsieurdildo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thedude1316 turns out it was cut for the Patreon the cheeky nuggets 😬

  • @murph7421
    @murph7421 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Really gotta start timestamping the farts. This is what we're all here for.

    • @prince13896
      @prince13896 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That burp forcing its way out of Ari's head mid-sentence today followed by the shot of both gays recoiling in horror was a nice twist on an old favorite.

    • @doublebass
      @doublebass ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need a fart comp

  • @junimeme5626
    @junimeme5626 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm a starving boy from Sri Lanka and even I'm tempted to sign up for the Patreon to hear that story. What a ball grabber!

    • @shistyvillain
      @shistyvillain ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chuck better not fumble this one

    • @TuesdayswithStories
      @TuesdayswithStories  ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Currently up! Posted early for you anuses ! - chuck

    • @shistyvillain
      @shistyvillain ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TuesdayswithStories 😘 I'm a gay Gay now!

  • @damienvincent3992
    @damienvincent3992 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the ongoing Joe vs Joe beef. Cracks Me up every time

  • @PoochysUncle
    @PoochysUncle ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Chuck stops talking around 47:00

    • @islifereal
      @islifereal ปีที่แล้ว

      48 minutes too late

  • @Adriana-eu6ty
    @Adriana-eu6ty ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love how mark’s earlobes have the same shape as his nose tip 😂

  • @samsunofthesun
    @samsunofthesun ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How do you guys only have 64k subs we need tuesgays

  • @Buk99
    @Buk99 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Welcome to another episode of ‘Jewsdays With Ari’

  • @norm4915
    @norm4915 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    BUT ANYJIZZ
    this show is like a cancer, I’m an Emergency room nurse and with my patients I’m literally saying “Your Troponin is elevated so it could be indicative of a heart attack, but ANYJIZZ, your ekg is good so let’s take it moment by moment”

    • @norm4915
      @norm4915 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chooch Chipperson you got it sloppy jallopy❤️🙌😃

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK หลายเดือนก่อน

      Check my prostate

  • @DesignRhythm
    @DesignRhythm ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have a screen shot of the double spread... it is priceless and quite fetching.

    • @day245
      @day245 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Felching too

  • @KptnHaddock_
    @KptnHaddock_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah the rare TwS guest appearance! This should be great.

  • @mslproductions
    @mslproductions ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hold on, my Kobe story alarm just went off on my watch

  • @vandalistica
    @vandalistica ปีที่แล้ว +6

    34:00 "tell 'em Steve-Dave!" is a line out of Mallrats unless in mistaken in which case 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @JonNelson523
      @JonNelson523 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s where the podcast got its name Walt Flanagan and Bry Johnson

  • @fernandofloresgarcia9965
    @fernandofloresgarcia9965 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Noooooo, I was in the middle of the almost 2 hrs EPP common chuck!!!!!!!

  • @TokigaTorsten
    @TokigaTorsten ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What the hell guys, you can’t cut in the middle of a story!

  • @its_holtzzy
    @its_holtzzy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hey cutting this was dumb, we'd watch next weeks anyways XD

  • @calebburghardt3391
    @calebburghardt3391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is the first 10 minutes of this weekly podcast funnier than 50% of stand up specials?

  • @donavanphillips2995
    @donavanphillips2995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ive been listening to Tell 'Em Steve Dave for almost a decade. That was my first patreon subscription.

  • @TylerOakman
    @TylerOakman ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mark Normand is the Jordan of queef jokes. Joe List is the Lebron of being funny while also sober. I tried, fellas

  • @friedrfn
    @friedrfn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tuesdays with Ari is sooooo goood.

  • @john.ellmaker
    @john.ellmaker ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Came here for Mark, stayed for the hat

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ignore the 7 people on Twitter who complain about guests

  • @alexmatthaeus1786
    @alexmatthaeus1786 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They're cutting in the middle of stories now?

  • @SkaegSkater
    @SkaegSkater ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That cut was sooo seamless. 🤣

  • @Randy-zj6pq
    @Randy-zj6pq ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i woke up with a headache and this made it worse. thanks guys

  • @MFDARYN
    @MFDARYN ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always love it when Joe wears his Iowa hat

  • @Rico_Brownmark
    @Rico_Brownmark ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That uncle Jesse song isn’t getting enough love!

    • @PapiGrego
      @PapiGrego ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooooo i was lookin for this comment 🤣

  • @bobanonymous6814
    @bobanonymous6814 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I thought i was gna get food poisoning from the smell” Right hook from off the canvas! LETS GO CHUCK, underdog for the comeback. You jamg around long enough youll get the respect

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nicely done guys!

  • @mrmileskp
    @mrmileskp ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Am I on drugs or was this episode 1hour 48mins earlier......I'm in UK so was listening to it before work but didn't finish 🥺

    • @heatheverett
      @heatheverett ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't speak on your drug intake, but I believe you're correct on the pod length. WTF, Chuck? You not fat, not stupid, not piece of shit human being. Have a good day, Chuck

    • @kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361
      @kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out Ari's new special Kíke streaming on JewTube now.

  • @BigD42886
    @BigD42886 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Lol I was half way through the original upload when you pulled it, krazy kooks

    • @covidkiller420
      @covidkiller420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha me too

    • @covidkiller420
      @covidkiller420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He had literally just said Kobe or ari and it cut out lol

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @MookieGee101
      @MookieGee101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. We got the unedited version by mistake.

    • @mslproductions
      @mslproductions ปีที่แล้ว

      I still have mine playing on another device wow

  • @hereticerik
    @hereticerik ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nice! Ari's new special is great btw!

    • @-jq8gt
      @-jq8gt ปีที่แล้ว

      It's his masterpiece, his legacy. If you haven't seen it, screw these queefs and watch it instead right NOW.

  • @GordonShumwayyy
    @GordonShumwayyy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seemed like the music at the end was playing Chuck off like a long winded award show speech.

  • @RobinOneHood
    @RobinOneHood ปีที่แล้ว

    42:21 idk why but Joe tossin the mic made me actually burst out laughing

  • @mntwinsfan1988
    @mntwinsfan1988 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching them do math was adorable, so fucking dumb but so likeable.

    • @-jq8gt
      @-jq8gt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's half the appeal of this pod. I like to call it "What's that word?"

  • @mikaljozeph6202
    @mikaljozeph6202 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why wouldn’t we want Ari on right away. Ari is one of us

  • @jaybrack7272
    @jaybrack7272 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe calling another man ugly is honestly hilarious…

    • @just_j6514
      @just_j6514 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha right! Like a bookworm🪱being intimidated by a hairless cat🐈!🤣🤣🤣

  • @LiteralApe
    @LiteralApe ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy shit this episode is a trip

  • @oliverlang1006
    @oliverlang1006 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ari’s special really is amazing

  • @terrortone44
    @terrortone44 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    who hates guests! we love you guys with anyone

  • @jertyberty
    @jertyberty ปีที่แล้ว

    50:24 this was the best part lolll List has nothing 😂

  • @tommym8918
    @tommym8918 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mr. Mackey seems pissed off at Ari. But like all passive aggressivey

  • @gjmncc
    @gjmncc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You always know Mark's gotten to shit-out-of-thoughts lazy mode when he starts going "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" 3 times every minute. That's when you know it's time to hit the old X-er-oooo on the vid

  • @ablebritton7433
    @ablebritton7433 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great stuff

  • @covidkiller420
    @covidkiller420 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Aw man I was like wth I was halfway through the ep and it cutout lol

  • @hoyt5509
    @hoyt5509 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey that is a dank ass looking JEW SANDWICH....hahabababab

  • @blakegodfrey5988
    @blakegodfrey5988 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nothing like bad math for retention XD

  • @stephenruiz8127
    @stephenruiz8127 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The perfect guest.

  • @meghanlynn10
    @meghanlynn10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always anticipate a big Aye aye aye! By mark

  • @timmybrowzen
    @timmybrowzen ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ari's new special rips and tickles

  • @richardpeterson9449
    @richardpeterson9449 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love all 3 of these guys!!

  • @Killakallie92
    @Killakallie92 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great minds at work

  • @JamesMeyersMusic
    @JamesMeyersMusic ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What's Ari's new special called & where can I watch it? Please help - I'm lost.

  • @rhettlink9805
    @rhettlink9805 ปีที่แล้ว

    i remember them being called "PROCTORS"...
    like they were grading the teacher
    (PROCTOLOGIST)
    😮🤣😱👁✊🏿🍸🆗️

  • @bigcitybumpus508
    @bigcitybumpus508 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ari’s special was really good

  • @hashbrown7437
    @hashbrown7437 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe is feeling it this episode 😂😂

  • @ghanascam2412
    @ghanascam2412 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Magnolia cafe omelettes are ✊🏿🔥✊🏿

  • @ryangreene50
    @ryangreene50 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only man that would do it was Tony Hinchcliffe's... girlfriend lmao

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s hilarious, even watching this over a month later and I know exactly the outfit they’re talking about for Chris Allan. It was a lot lmao

  • @justinrogers746
    @justinrogers746 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3 of the best comics 💯

  • @EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo
    @EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:56 Joe List and Ari fought for a while but was cut cause mark prematurely came on both of them and that's why time flew

  • @rednoble
    @rednoble ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joe is oozing cool 😎

  • @jt5604
    @jt5604 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why isn't Shaub invited to the wedding?

    • @Chris-vr8cd
      @Chris-vr8cd ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cause like the female comics, he's not a real comic.

    • @jt5604
      @jt5604 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Chris-vr8cd hardest working man in LA 😤

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jt5604 oh you’re being serious. 😂

    • @jt5604
      @jt5604 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Riclmnopp real quick b, how many chiggs you fugg?

    • @Grant25
      @Grant25 ปีที่แล้ว

      None of the LA guys are going

  • @keyboardemperor3540
    @keyboardemperor3540 ปีที่แล้ว

    My opinion but Ari's entry might be the greatest in podcasting history

  • @armandobetancourt105
    @armandobetancourt105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best joke. Tony Hinchcliffes gf. 😂😂😂 bc we all know he's gay. 😂😂😂

  • @lesliemcgehee7053
    @lesliemcgehee7053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank God for Mark's watch!

  • @ChrisSmith-gp1dj
    @ChrisSmith-gp1dj ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahah great episode. Great banter. Great podding 😂😂😂

  • @johnmikemusic9291
    @johnmikemusic9291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It makes me so proud every time I see normand with the zanies Nashville sweatshirt on

  • @Realmikesambo
    @Realmikesambo ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s exhausting watching this. About 2 hrs in I hit the pause button, and was at 17m
    Comedy 🎭

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh shit! This is gonna be gooood!!

  • @lewiepostalone8776
    @lewiepostalone8776 ปีที่แล้ว

    That mathematics was 🤌

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't I hear "tell em SteveDave" on Mallrats? Yeah, it's a Mallrats/View Askew thing.

  • @rickardo3950
    @rickardo3950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I’m not seen😢.” List… come on buddy. Give it up.

  • @Skedooosh
    @Skedooosh ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That hotel experience from Joe is never not funny.

  • @AnthonySal
    @AnthonySal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I assume Joe was kidding about the Rogan bits but I went and checked the episodes he had you on Joe and you’re in the thumbnails!

  • @guymcpherson8144
    @guymcpherson8144 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What happened @14:58

  • @FreskoYo
    @FreskoYo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ari told his Roger waters story on chrissy chaos , no need to get their patreon 🤣

    • @FreskoYo
      @FreskoYo ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay I was wrong , this story was getting great and now I’m a Patreon subscriber

  • @theshap3
    @theshap3 ปีที่แล้ว

    " I smell semen"
    Bruhhhhh, Mark is too quick with it💀😂

  • @dinibo
    @dinibo ปีที่แล้ว

    This is gloriously silly!