Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

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  • @bp4861
    @bp4861 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Joe had me dying this one with the bathroom story lol

    • @matguerra333
      @matguerra333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no he didn't

    • @bp4861
      @bp4861 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matguerra333 your life sucks

    • @bp4861
      @bp4861 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matguerra333 glad I'm not an ugly fat fuck salty jealous loser talking shit on successful comedians on TH-cam lol

    • @bp4861
      @bp4861 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matguerra333 what a chode

    • @bp4861
      @bp4861 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matguerra333 RHCP would look at you like Radiohead looks at Scott Tennerman

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    New York is so artsy that you have improv bullies on the street.

  • @brandonpestano
    @brandonpestano ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is by far THE MOST UNDERRATED podcast out there!

    • @carlf.9035
      @carlf.9035 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been saying that for 20 years ...

    • @kernel2006
      @kernel2006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carlf.9035 I been sayin it since the 80's

    • @carlf.9035
      @carlf.9035 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kernel2006 😅😅

    • @patrickbaginski
      @patrickbaginski ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s insane

  • @rekososa3175
    @rekososa3175 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Mark :"well I guess they are N words" Joe: "oh boy" 😂😂😂

  • @dawg.fo0dtattoos599
    @dawg.fo0dtattoos599 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE" bit was GOLD JERRY

    • @ipeter6504
      @ipeter6504 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup I was in tears 😅 comedy!

    • @ItsNotShakespeare
      @ItsNotShakespeare ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha such a legendary comeback

  • @JeffNixonComedy
    @JeffNixonComedy ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “In comes ole Michael Moore! I’m talkin’ just a waddle and a half…”
    Hahaha

  • @KidBaklava504
    @KidBaklava504 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The bad B.O. seating arrangement is payback for all the airport shoplifting.

    • @2Funny_Farm_
      @2Funny_Farm_ ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and for farting with unsuspecting YMBD guests

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o ปีที่แล้ว

      No . Big black folk just stink.

    • @patrick815
      @patrick815 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Airport ? He does it everywhere

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karma Is a curious thing alright.
      People with bo áre as offensive as public smokers.

    • @BillHicks420
      @BillHicks420 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidperez5089 Yeah, no. You can't get cancer from BO.

  • @laurencezemlick1979
    @laurencezemlick1979 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I sit here hanging out with Mark and Joe once a week and I swear I can never get a word in edgewise.

  • @prod.holysmoke
    @prod.holysmoke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Come here ya NWAs” 😂😩😂😩

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Come here you NWA's"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @jayneblue2
    @jayneblue2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Cant help but smile everytime at how intro clips line up with banter so it seems Joe & Mark are saying and reacting to the whole Knock Knock, Who's There, etc 😄😁

  • @paradopx8618
    @paradopx8618 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can’t believe Mark became a comedian, his family sounds so normal and well adjusted

  • @qcrew2938
    @qcrew2938 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Good job Joe for standing up to those mini kooks

  • @CookeSonsCarpentry
    @CookeSonsCarpentry ปีที่แล้ว +46

    If only the kids knew what kind of jokes their uncle told 😂

    • @adamhoisington9761
      @adamhoisington9761 ปีที่แล้ว

      Want me to dive right in your asshole annnnd look around with a miners light?

  • @skevbeats
    @skevbeats ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joe’s tales of facing off against teenage children in public always has me dying 😂

  • @mrborat2493
    @mrborat2493 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can't wait for the CCTV footage of Mark shoplifting, that'll be hilarious 😂

    • @blakedexter1451
      @blakedexter1451 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ive shoplifted in airports since listening to him

  • @gixxer562
    @gixxer562 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    34:30 as a black fan this was the funniest shit you guys have ever said on the show!! 😂😂😂😂 Comedy

  • @nickm6515
    @nickm6515 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think this was the first time Mark's watch was accurate with such perfect timing.

  • @KidBaklava504
    @KidBaklava504 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love that this podcast will make a reference to Jonathan Winters. The boys are old timey kooks.

  • @Chillllllbruh
    @Chillllllbruh ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark - "I'm Gay Charles"
    10/10

  • @pernelljunior2297
    @pernelljunior2297 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I thought you knew about that Thursday, You scared me there..😬" 😆😆😆

  • @patrickdelgado6475
    @patrickdelgado6475 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I have a point ✋️"
    🤣

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o ปีที่แล้ว +6

    List that story was hilarious at the end

  • @greenstreet9745
    @greenstreet9745 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'here comes the airplane' killed me

  • @misteranon763
    @misteranon763 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    21:00 😂😂 Here comes the Airoplane

  • @tonymagee
    @tonymagee ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THE BEST EPISODE EEVEEEEER!

  • @dawson1373
    @dawson1373 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the BEST podcast. So funny!

  • @garryjohalcomedy
    @garryjohalcomedy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yess finally!! Withdrawal symptoms over

  • @Cytc33
    @Cytc33 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Why does this stuff always happen to Mark 😂 it’s karma for not having an assistant

  • @matthewdejesus9472
    @matthewdejesus9472 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Marks brother sounds like a great dad! Hard to do this day and age ! RESPECT!

  • @jebjed3998
    @jebjed3998 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this might be the most ghetto podcast studio around.

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:17 nice Libs of TikTok shout out.

  • @michaelmcvey679
    @michaelmcvey679 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joe always says Hershberg after referencing Raanan like we don't know who he's talking about...."Bozo the clown...does he really need "the clown" are we gonna confuse him with Bozo the district attorney"

  • @MF_Walmart
    @MF_Walmart ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Basketball game story I listened to twice in a row rofl

  • @Downs-Indroam
    @Downs-Indroam ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Michael Moore has extremely terrible BO... "
    5:15
    Most obvious comment ever Mark... c'mon!

    • @headymitch
      @headymitch ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve heard Mark has horrible breath and b.o.

  • @johnpop7956
    @johnpop7956 ปีที่แล้ว

    41:10 "great laugh" LOL. Best podcast!

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My two favourite funcles!

  • @lizl2432
    @lizl2432 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    30:52 cracked me up

  • @haldeman
    @haldeman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    45:58 "So now I know they're hasidic jews" comedy

  • @elliotpearson2744
    @elliotpearson2744 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:25 "its hard to do stuff" this hit me in the feels

  • @bryancullen5589
    @bryancullen5589 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best Podcast in the Game... week in and week out

  • @leo78744
    @leo78744 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy on the plane has gone “nose deaf” and is oblivious to his affect on other passengers .

  • @bluejay2623
    @bluejay2623 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I cried when I seen the Eiffel Tower" - Joe List

  • @cameronpulliam4896
    @cameronpulliam4896 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This episode was hilarious

  • @JoshuaMehojevich
    @JoshuaMehojevich ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best pod

  • @hitmarkler
    @hitmarkler ปีที่แล้ว

    31:50 those orange Fiskars are undefeated

  • @lucianod1767
    @lucianod1767 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now all I can hear in my head is David Attenborough “as we watch the two queefs in there natural habitat we see the alpha males assert dominance by farting into a microphone”

  • @shjiu
    @shjiu ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Open up, here comes the airplane!

  • @Norvillescoobs
    @Norvillescoobs ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “It’s hard to do stuff” - mark normand
    Put it on a shirt

  • @adammarchand1162
    @adammarchand1162 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sounds like o'l Chef B.O.Yardee must have taken Jerry's stink car to the airport

  • @matthewdejesus9472
    @matthewdejesus9472 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe almost had a Michael Douglas Falling Down movie moment!! Almost snapped! 🤣🤣

  • @Iamwatchinit
    @Iamwatchinit ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would have reacted the same as Joe with those teens. But my swing style would be more "ape`ey". Maybe I would start making ape sounds too and scratch my armpits

  • @killerb720
    @killerb720 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao 🤣 “Here comes the airplane” Mark is a hilarity machine 💀

  • @RatchetPo
    @RatchetPo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RIP chuck, again

  • @carlf.9035
    @carlf.9035 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha the b.o. part is hilarious 😅 chemical atomic concoction. At least he didn't take off his 🧦

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Forget Joe Versus the Volcano. Joe Versus the Teens is where it's at.

  • @hashbrown7437
    @hashbrown7437 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark walking into the NWA bit was so damn funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy Tuesdays Tuesgays

  • @MF_Walmart
    @MF_Walmart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Buying a baseball at a basketball game haha

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great story telling!

  • @pratyush2604
    @pratyush2604 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    you all farted too much on chuck's mics so he took em away with him

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv ปีที่แล้ว

    "Depends on the kid" got me good! Haha! Also shame Joe didn't do a meet and greet! I got him a special present for his birthday next month!

  • @user-vf2vx3zn1g
    @user-vf2vx3zn1g ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't believe they didn't make a "this is beyond b.o. this is b.b.o" reference

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm with Mark...I'll only date someone who's seen at least 3/4 of my movies.

  • @CCCTTT3737
    @CCCTTT3737 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cabernet and Cheetos 🤌

  • @AnthonySal
    @AnthonySal ปีที่แล้ว

    Loving the extra 10-15 minutes over the hour we’ve been getting! Keep that coming fatty! The hour just wasn’t enough! Love ya guys!

  • @codygregory5883
    @codygregory5883 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omfg😂😂😂 “well, they are n-words” hahaha

  • @c.m.bigler
    @c.m.bigler ปีที่แล้ว +3

    David VS Goliath...Douglas VS Tyson...USA VS USSR(1980)...oh yeah...and Joe List VS Three Children

  • @nolananon
    @nolananon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If there was a compilation of all the kid fucking jokes it would be hours long 😆

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joe, you were supposed to help him wash his hands.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Salute to Joe,ah I remember the first over the head shock and awe moment of the wonders and joys of life all caught in slow motion by National Geographics in my old bed. ;)

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Whores and Dirty Words" The Mark Normand Story

  • @widespreadGoose
    @widespreadGoose ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need a TWS & MSSP mashup episode

  • @BOSprodz
    @BOSprodz ปีที่แล้ว

    45:50 "Ok so now I know they're Hassidic Jews" killed me

  • @throwingstones-hi3ku
    @throwingstones-hi3ku ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s all pipes !!

  • @tonytone1969
    @tonytone1969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Surely sucks i missed the Calgary shows...dag nab it all to heck anyhow!

  • @WickedSpade
    @WickedSpade ปีที่แล้ว

    "I was too hard to piss" 🤣 omg

  • @KevinNuon
    @KevinNuon ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe List, i live in Seattle, that was the best UW story ive ever heard! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @theconductor4060
    @theconductor4060 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how much mark shits on ranan every chance he can
    like a cute jealous best friend. just adorbs

  • @Timothy_Hermitage
    @Timothy_Hermitage ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What the hell? I though my brothers and I were the only ones who played knee football?!?

  • @Sorcerers_Apprentice_11
    @Sorcerers_Apprentice_11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah, I’m from Chicago, I look young even though I’m almost 40. You gotta be ready to kick a brat into next Tuesgay at any time. Right in the chest! Bow!

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've got a linger. It sucks. I feel like I'm almost sick, but not sick, but I know I feel sick. I just want to sleep, but I also have energy to do stuff. Not cool, body, not cool.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The cooks are attracted to the red tennis shoes

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a chef I can tell you this is not accurate

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cloudbloom lmfao kooks

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a.k.4o there it is

  • @guitjolin
    @guitjolin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    FYI, the nose works by picking up changes in smell more than a smell that is consistent.

    • @binimgarten8696
      @binimgarten8696 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly. I was waiting for one of them to drop this fact. But I guess they kind of figured this phenomenon out just by observation.

  • @BA-jq3vc
    @BA-jq3vc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    cabernet and cheetos that guy is in the restaurant biz.

  • @mjaada
    @mjaada ปีที่แล้ว +2

    37:24 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rhettlink9805
    @rhettlink9805 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    like no 257...
    "get it girl"
    🤣🆗️✊🏿🤣
    #storytelling

  • @Swampboiii
    @Swampboiii ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude 30 seconds in and I’m crying
    Wtf is a lingering jizz

  • @AnthonySal
    @AnthonySal ปีที่แล้ว

    Loving the Barstool sweatshirt Joe is wearing! Repping the Portnoy Pirate Ship! 🏴‍☠️

  • @chriskasatka2095
    @chriskasatka2095 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Okay, so now I know they're Hasidic Jews."🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @vstrvcvrtv
    @vstrvcvrtv ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The stories today make me want to get a kid

  • @whittyfnf6738
    @whittyfnf6738 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shelby!!

  • @oghash4912
    @oghash4912 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The greatest pod , pea pod, pee the bed 💚😂

  • @mjm5081
    @mjm5081 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I tried to be a funcle once...My nephew told me to funck off!

  • @codyduncan5414
    @codyduncan5414 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe ya gotta get Louis to direct you in a remake of Falling Down!!!!

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe out here yellin at 8 yr. olds for revenge.

  • @austinfriend359
    @austinfriend359 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hell yea Mark! I don't complain about much BO is a showstopper I probably would have said something. Should have gotten a Sharpie out and written for BO, not covid

  • @CountGremlin
    @CountGremlin ปีที่แล้ว

    It's hilarious how a grown man is intimidated by a kid just doing idle animations like some GTA character, Joe diffused it like a champ 🤣

  • @jalenoehlert
    @jalenoehlert ปีที่แล้ว

    "The homeless hate me Idk why" I'm picturing Joe and ranaan walking down the street projecting their conversation about how homeless people are crazy to the entire block
    It brings some funny stories though

  • @Sun_Cat_Pop
    @Sun_Cat_Pop ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YaaaaaaY!! So ready for this!