Can’t wait to wear my WMBD shirt when I bartend!!! I love you both to pieces and tell so many about your pod. Yall make our lives better with laughs and booze. This is how we will make it through to the other side….
OMG, just boys being boys ❤🧡 Great guests but we've needed a break from them hosting so we could hear more Sam, more Mark Whoever's been reading the comments, thank you🥰
Always have love for the eps with your comedy pals, but nothing beats the eps with you two chopping it up. Sally was firing from the hip this episode though 😂😂
if everything is like something, then.......metaphors are very easy and thusly being the master of metaphors makes you basic af these comedians need to do something else with their time, so that they can have life experience to work with as the "clay" they will "mould" as "artists" mark sounded like a real fucking moron on the last ep of tuesdays with stories, performing for a canadian audience talking about uber - asking for news topics - not having any clue what interest rates had to do with anything. mark, put the mic down, put on the gloves, go do an honest week's worth | you wont understand until you do it, but damn - there's NOTHING FUNNY about SITTING AROUND PONTIFICATING your constant whining is...bitch made and you need to man up. blaming the audience for your ineptitude, pick up a book and do some fucking work. then come back refreshed and reloaded
Saw Attell show solo this weekend & the other "solos" at the table were also big WMBD Tuesgays. Other comedy pods too but particularly Mark, Sam & Joe discussions before the show.
Thank you for never mailing it in. I appreciate the fact you guys don't try to keep it right at 60mins. You let the pod just flow and I speak for all of us by saying thank you!!!
@@WheresTheBodiesG dude I love Joe and I'm a Tuesgay Patron but only he does it all the time, asking how many minutes they're on and saying he has something else to do
From the opening ad Mark's definitely prepping his body for his future Hollywood action films like christian bale. Cant wait for the Officer Queef blockbuster.
This is the first ep I’ve watched in months. Whenever the last guestless episode was, that was the last one I watched. Probably in January or something. Thank you for a no guest ep finally! 😅
I went to see Sam last night at The Lyric in Birmingham, Al. Gary V opened the show and did great. Sam did his material, crowd work, peeves, he did some working out, It Was Great!
Had a rough week ready to stomp on the next coksuka that looks at me wrong but closing the week listening to you guys just zinzzzz (calms) everything down!
I've got a bit for ya'll. "You got all these streaming services like espn+, Disney+, hulu+++, I'm surprised the LGBTQ+ community doesn't have a subscription fee." There's something there I think but I'm no wordsmith
I make a lemongrass simple syrup. Add it to a nice bourban, serve up w/a swirl chill. And now w my new cucumber vodka. collins way. Cheers....and now for the show!
The 'talking from the other room' peeve resonates so much. That and my partner will just trail off or mumble. I have started to just repeat back to her what I thought I heard (always inaccurate) which prompts her to say her original idea loud and clear. Highly recommend that tactic.
For Sams joke at 1:03:09 where he says bullying was simpler back then, “we were like goons back in the day and these kids are like international super villains. We just ruined your underwear, these kids are like what’s your social security number?” he can add “we’ll cancel your parents” 😂
What about this bit:"When you play video games with me, all you do is mash buttons and nothing connects. When I play with your vibrator controller, I at least connect once in a while."
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Saw you at Foxwoods Sam! Nice fucking Job!! Stop by Springfield mass next tour👍👏
Can’t wait to wear my WMBD shirt when I bartend!!! I love you both to pieces and tell so many about your pod. Yall make our lives better with laughs and booze. This is how we will make it through to the other side….
wait; does this mean rumors of Sam's transition are greatly exaggerated?
My aunt’s catchphrase is “Exactly.”
You’re so much more boring when you drink. Mark on Rogan sucked. Snore.
OMG, just boys being boys ❤🧡 Great guests but we've needed a break from them hosting so we could hear more Sam, more Mark
Whoever's been reading the comments, thank you🥰
Shout out to Matt!
This is way better than guest episodes
usually but i think it depends cause ari episodes are so good
Yeah, no doubt. No more repeat guests. Esp. Judy Gold; Al F; etc.
Idk about that. I don't mind seeing reactions like Nate's to Mark farting
@@oddassembleryeah that 2 seconds of his reaction wasn't worth the rest of the 1.5 hours of shop talk snoozefest lol
@@hypernovaorcus yeah Bargatze was really one of the most boring guests of all time
Just the boys is peak WMBD. This just made my Sunday.
There’s a few guest eps I love, but I’m here for y’all. More often like this please
Always have love for the eps with your comedy pals, but nothing beats the eps with you two chopping it up. Sally was firing from the hip this episode though 😂😂
love that there are a lot of cuts in this ep, that means they were having fun and saying crazy shit 😂
Some podcasts fit into the niche of "I just wanna feel like I'm chilling with my imaginary mates in the pub, talking shit" .
We know who's King of Content but Mark is the Master of Metaphors.
Everything is like something -
Sultan of Simile
Conquerer of comparisons.
if everything is like something, then.......metaphors are very easy and thusly being the master of metaphors makes you basic af
these comedians need to do something else with their time, so that they can have life experience to work with as the "clay" they will "mould" as "artists"
mark sounded like a real fucking moron on the last ep of tuesdays with stories, performing for a canadian audience talking about uber - asking for news topics - not having any clue what interest rates had to do with anything.
mark, put the mic down, put on the gloves, go do an honest week's worth |
you wont understand until you do it, but damn - there's NOTHING FUNNY about SITTING AROUND PONTIFICATING
your constant whining is...bitch made and you need to man up. blaming the audience for your ineptitude, pick up a book and do some fucking work. then come back refreshed and reloaded
Good ones!
Joe List would say he puts the anal in analogies
Killer of colloquialisms
Saw Attell show solo this weekend & the other "solos" at the table were also big WMBD Tuesgays. Other comedy pods too but particularly Mark, Sam & Joe discussions before the show.
WMBD Tuesgays, nice.
For the adderall-phone joke, the word plug is good for charging phone and getting the drugs. Something like "need to get to my plug"
Always looking for the plug
@@Jp_1984 ugh, this workshop is pitiful, im trying to pull the plug out of the drain and wash all this shit away
@@ryanstoyles7611 quit shitting in the workshop
*bathtub
love it when the lads work out bits. It's sometuing we don't often get to see and is very interesting
Thank you for never mailing it in. I appreciate the fact you guys don't try to keep it right at 60mins. You let the pod just flow and I speak for all of us by saying thank you!!!
That's what happens when there's no Joe List in the mix
@@warlordy don't blame just Joe. They're a business so it's not just hit fault
@@WheresTheBodiesG dude I love Joe and I'm a Tuesgay Patron but only he does it all the time, asking how many minutes they're on and saying he has something else to do
More episodes with just mark and Sam !!!
I like that the outro music sounds like Build To Spill and reminds me of simpler times...
That opening "commercial"😂
I thought that was Gary Vee lol. Both NYC, both Ashkenazi Jews too.
1:14:32 FINALLY!! Finally ...🏆... finally...🏆... finally...🏆... .. Joke WRLD in the house!
I love when it’s just you guys! Every two episodes you should leave out a guest and just do it like this.
Guests have been great, Norton, Ms. Pat, Quinn, Burr. But we all click to just see you guys, now. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Sam is a bundle of joy
Love the guests, but Sam and mark every once and a while is a big refresher. Funny as fuck!
The two smoothest comedians. Mark really working through his thoughts on this one. Briliant.
Wow!! This episode is just flying by. How is it possible already halfway thru ?!?
Loving solo ep but maybe too much, Gonna be over before I know it⚡
Solo eps really do hit different
Its nice to have you 2 for contrast, so we can remember how good yall are together. And quality of guest helps rather than quantity
Everytime I watch Mark and/or Sam, i get into the mindset of writing, it helps me write every day
From the opening ad Mark's definitely prepping his body for his future Hollywood action films like christian bale. Cant wait for the Officer Queef blockbuster.
This is the first ep I’ve watched in months. Whenever the last guestless episode was, that was the last one I watched. Probably in January or something. Thank you for a no guest ep finally! 😅
Love an episode with no guests!! Yall are the best!!!!!
Been waiting patiently for this episode. Great guests, but we finally got an ep where it’s just Mark and Sam🙌🏽
WAYY BETTER JUST THE TWO - THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE !!!
Morril & Normand together is better than any other guest
How did he think the banana article was about a single person and not a restaurant 😂
He can't read!
He's the worst! Don't get me started on him trying to add his own jokes. You're not funny!
Two of the best comedians discovering calling people the wrong name is always funny lol Uncle Chael has mastered the art
LOOOOOOVE YALLL YOU'RE SHOW IN PORTLAND WAS SICK SAM THANKS FOR COMING OUT MAN
Still drinking from the show?
...keep drivin... 🤣... killin it from the get-go... 🖖🏻🤘🏻✌🏼👋🏻
finally a REAL episode
LMAO I alway wondered why Salacuse kept fucking up reading so much, didn't know he was dyslexic 😂
I had my money on retarted
Can’t believe nobody threw out “Joystick” when they were trying to figure out the Vibrator video controller bit! Lol
I LOVE the joke building, it's so much fun, keep that up
Sally was on fire this EP
Those rodney impressions are so good from Sam. Love it!
Sundays with stories 🙂
Salacuse loves Ms. Pat! 😂😂😂
My pet peeve is when the bartender attempts to help on bits
Probably one of my favorite episodes 🎉
Need to do an episode with Jim Florentine, he can give you about 5 hours worth of Peeves right off the top of his head lol
"We might be doing Tuesdays stories" 😂
Love the extended bits we’re working on!
love the non guest pods the boys are back !
Just made a pitcher of Tequila Sunrise,totally delicious! Hello from Chattanooga Tn. 😂
I went to see Sam last night at The Lyric in Birmingham, Al. Gary V opened the show and did great. Sam did his material, crowd work, peeves, he did some working out, It Was Great!
Love when y’all can just chat without as many “filters”…Always love the pod tho!
Love watching yall work out writing jokes
Had a rough week ready to stomp on the next coksuka that looks at me wrong but closing the week listening to you guys just zinzzzz (calms) everything down!
I might be drunk but this is the best pod in a while
Mark’s bit about his wife not listening to movies is a little like a couple Seinfeld bits.
I've got a bit for ya'll.
"You got all these streaming services like espn+, Disney+, hulu+++, I'm surprised the LGBTQ+ community doesn't have a subscription fee."
There's something there I think but I'm no wordsmith
i think you got the foundation for sure i think its all in slow pronunciation of the letters. say the services slow
Joe machi needs to be a guest in the future
Great episode. Great Tuesdays and All Over The Road this week too
Here’s me interacting with the pod. Solo eps are a good break sometimes. We still love y’all. Huge tuesgay, huge alcoholic. Comedy.
love Sam Normand and Mark Morrill
I make a lemongrass simple syrup. Add it to a nice bourban, serve up w/a swirl chill. And now w my new cucumber vodka. collins way. Cheers....and now for the show!
Haa at this opening ad .. it’s finally out 🎉
The 'talking from the other room' peeve resonates so much.
That and my partner will just trail off or mumble.
I have started to just repeat back to her what I thought I heard (always inaccurate) which prompts her to say her original idea loud and clear. Highly recommend that tactic.
Id love a pod with Sam and Joe List
Yes complete the trifecta
Sam gets drunk and Joe tells stories - the perfect pod
Joe was on an episode of Games with Names, it was a fun listen!
Joe gets drunk and Sam tells stories
On April fools, lets have Sam /Joe switch - Sam on Tuesdays and Joe on WMBD
No Guest is my Favorite All Time !!! Have they them on All the Time !!! No shi##y Special to suck up to!!!
Yessssss back to the basics
Personally always love these more than guest eps, do what is best for y’all tho! always shall be here to listen
For Sams joke at 1:03:09 where he says bullying was simpler back then, “we were like goons back in the day and these kids are like international super villains. We just ruined your underwear, these kids are like what’s your social security number?”
he can add
“we’ll cancel your parents”
😂
Love the Pie Oh My picture, u guys rock
"a diner divides opinions" it's not a person its a place that does banana pizza.
Not complicated
16:10 Three lady boys, three lady boys, three lady booooys!!!! 😂😂😂
Loved this Ep. Lots of peeves and bits.... 100
The dead air is fine. It’s a credible insight into the writing experience. It’s fun.
"You're on this flight?...Uhh, I was trying to spend the afternoon reading a novel but now we're on a one-way to Toledo?"
I heard the opening story already- but still great with no guest!
VERY excited for your London show Sam! See you there on July 1st!! Bring some merch and a few bottles of Bodega Cat please
great idea on the merch boys, gonna buy some gear right now
8:26 Mark: it was brutal....and it wasn't good
Sam: that's good 😂
Domination, Manipulation, and Control, + Passive-Aggressive. Best of luck.
just the boys… happy sunday ❣️
Tag for the Adderall/Phone joke. Don’t panic when you lose it, all your anxiety is stored in the cloud
I love the boys
The lemongrass margarita recipe is missing the tequila in the description. My guess would be 1.5 oz tequila.
These two bench working for free on the internet will breed a generation of world class comics.
Welcome back to Comedians becoming Mattress, Pube Trimmers and Underwear Salesmen! KEwl stuff.
Blueberry moscoto and NBA finals game 2 with WMBD playing is the vibe tonight bois
My peeve is when you start with the knicks and ends with the rangers
On the playing video games bit 1:02:22
“At least when my remote stops vibrating, the game isn’t over!”
Good solo episode.
It's her joystick, dammit!
Love a no guest episode. Love the guests too but these ones never miss
When you start snorting Adderall off your phone with your ig account open is When you know you have a problem 😂
The married guy is like Bin Laden at security: I know who you are and that's WHY you're not getting in.
Needed a guest free ep!
Bullying then: steal your lunch money and ruin your day
Bullying now: steal your identity and ruin your life
1:05:05 These edit skips always make me think Im missing out on something Im not supposed to but want to hear
Uncut on Patreon. 🫣
Jake? You listening? Clip Mark's shout-out ("That's a great TH-cam channel, Joke WRLD") for next weeks updates 👍👍
I love the solo eps so wholesome, dont mind the guest eps tho
What about this bit:"When you play video games with me, all you do is mash buttons and nothing connects. When I play with your vibrator controller, I at least connect once in a while."