Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2024
  • Hey guys, had a video had an issue at 50:00. Sorry, we're gay!
    Heyooo Tuesgays. it's an all timer this week as Joe takes a ride on a weird boat in Aruba before a wild night of poker while Mark see's some of his jokes bomb before a huge update on the missing hog. Check it out!
    Check out our NEW MERCH STORE here! New designs and items! tuesdayswithst...
    Sponsored by: Lucy (Support the show and get 20% Off with the code TUESDAYS at Lucy.co), Sheath (Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at SheathUnderwea...), & Fanimal (Support the show and get $20 off your first purchase with the code TUESDAYS at Fanimal.com)
    Subscribe to our Patreon for full video of the show A WEEK EARLY, WEEKLY bonus stuff, and more!
    / tuesdays
    Subscribe to our TH-cam channel here: / tuesdayswithstories

ความคิดเห็น • 246

  • @diligenciacoimbra1039
    @diligenciacoimbra1039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Joe: "Oh my God, it's like a metaphor."
    Mark: "I KNOW!!!... For what?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @howiemoth3847
    @howiemoth3847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Took a shot every time Mark said, "You got that right". 15 mins in I blacked out.

    • @timgreenglass
      @timgreenglass 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      try going by his uninhibited burps & belches, always a few but never too many.

    • @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540
      @mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Way to go Sloppy Jaloppy

    • @darkhumor3652
      @darkhumor3652 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/shortsHxZL-gzd6zk?feature=share

  • @snesleywipessqueegeeservices
    @snesleywipessqueegeeservices 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Give us an extra of Mark reunited with the Hog ya queefs!

    • @Will-jh4ds
      @Will-jh4ds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He already put it on his own Patreon.

    • @rileygally2967
      @rileygally2967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Will over here flexing his millions

    • @RetiredRobot
      @RetiredRobot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      youtu.be /wnj1LrvuPKM
      Take the spaces out to see the video Mark put on his YT channel
      YT automatically deletes comments that post links so I had to put the spaces

    • @zaclikescauliflower2877
      @zaclikescauliflower2877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right? I love how Mark's five minutes of story that he could fit in completely eclipsed Joe's 794 hours of casino details

    • @darkhumor3652
      @darkhumor3652 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/shortsHxZL-gzd6zk?feature=share

  • @mattskeens803
    @mattskeens803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Holy shit! Who knew it was Mark Normand who instigated the entire slap hears round the world? Hahahahahaha. This is amazingz

    • @BrentBMX
      @BrentBMX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was writing jokes for Amy Schumer

  • @MaxBeamer
    @MaxBeamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lol the house takes a rake from each pot how do u not notice that 😂😂 “there just happy to have u there” im dead

  • @dandel1985
    @dandel1985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The hog is back home! Shoutout to Tuesgay Shawn!

    • @76blackwidow
      @76blackwidow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, what a great guy! And helped Mark also to drive a stick! I love imagining him cutting the chains with a suit on.. 😁

    • @jamesgallenti4783
      @jamesgallenti4783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@76blackwidow Dude was like, "You know how to drive stick"? Mark was like, "No, but I can learn"

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Man, these guys were around Rock and Schumer just days/weeks before the Oscars.. I’m jonesing for that aftermath take. I believe at the moment they must have been so irate at the incident, hopefully we get a funny yet sincere take. Tuesgays for life.

    • @RoyoSker
      @RoyoSker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Might hear about it after Easter, judging by this pre-recorded episodes. That shit sucks

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Actually I’m not interested in that discussion anymore to be honest, haha. I rather hear some regular stories and zingers. Kinda sick of the subject already 😂

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was over hearing about that the day after it happened lol everyone has to have a take on everything these days

    • @trendybistro
      @trendybistro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thedonofthsht76-58 You can't blame comics having a take on it when their Black Jesus was publicly humiliated like that. Honestly, I hope people keep shitting on Will until he dies now, or lets Chris publicly slap him once.

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trendybistro I don't blame them for talking about it especially as comedians but it was literally everywhere and everyone was talking about it

  • @neuvisean1739
    @neuvisean1739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    29:55 I knew Mark wrote the GI Jada joke

    • @darkhumor3652
      @darkhumor3652 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/shortsHxZL-gzd6zk?feature=share

  • @martinsandbach7408
    @martinsandbach7408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    In poker the house takes a rake every hand. Usually like 5% of the pot.

  • @MahckMedia
    @MahckMedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Can't wait to go to work in the morning and do nothing but watch this ep!

    • @SadBoys.1996
      @SadBoys.1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did you post about it on anti-work?

    • @AIWFNW
      @AIWFNW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I get caught with my ear buds in Im fired no questions asked...it's worth it

    • @treylyde999
      @treylyde999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well said
      I gotta be up at 7:30 and it’s 1:45am. Sometimes when I sleep to this, I dream I’m talking to them and then I notice they don’t listen to me and I wake up. I’m like hell yeah hung out Mark and Joe

    • @BBalderrama96
      @BBalderrama96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it’s all pipes

    • @DemocracyFirst2025
      @DemocracyFirst2025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tell me Joe List isn’t a 🎈 w/ a 🙂 and 👓 drawn on it…

  • @Los47
    @Los47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chicken as payment is a top tier joke 😭😂

    • @Los47
      @Los47 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      7:50

  • @fourscoreand9884
    @fourscoreand9884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sometimes, Joe's stories are exhilarating. That boat couch ride sounds like it would have been so much fun I am not even sure I would have been able to move on with my life when it ended.

  • @Zoso37123
    @Zoso37123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think just paint the walls blue and have one of the icons in the middle under the sign.
    Background looks like a windows desktop gone wrong lol

  • @itsLukeyy
    @itsLukeyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My eyes can’t stop connecting to Marks wet arm pits and it’s making me laugh harder 😂

    • @puddintaine4556
      @puddintaine4556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's gonna sweat harder next time, because you said that.

  • @inkonpaperhero
    @inkonpaperhero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is a great audition for Hot Ones, Joe.

  • @dexgray4581
    @dexgray4581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE IDEA OF MARK BEING THE GUY WHO WROTE THE ONE *JADA Gi Jane* JOKE THAT STARTED THE WHOLE CONTROVERSY AT THE OSCARS!! 😂😂😂

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tech diff on the Hog Revelash?!!! What are we doin Shelbo-o? Jaim-o would never let this happen!!

  • @kennethvasquez4717
    @kennethvasquez4717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My day has been made hearing about the Hog! Wooo! Finally Justice for all of us Queefs who have had bikes stolen.

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These stories of Joe gambling and Mark getting his hog back are bonkos! Love to see it! (Besides the technical difficulties but what can you do)

  • @jordan_velasquez
    @jordan_velasquez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Joe, now I can't get palapa out of my damn head! 🤣

  • @brittni3879
    @brittni3879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cleaning lady story is hilarious!

  • @ratfacedudeguy_
    @ratfacedudeguy_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "...and she's all uuuhhhh health insurance!!!"
    🏊🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤽🏻‍♀️
    🤣👏

  • @rozzyb420
    @rozzyb420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Between the casino winning story and the stealing the bike back story 😂😂 hahahahaha so good 🪚🏍✨

  • @Sergeant666
    @Sergeant666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    49:05 😂😂😂 mark is the BEST! I'm dying

  • @HoldingStudios
    @HoldingStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best combos in comedy right here! Consistently hilarious and over the line.

  • @N3ur0m4nc3r
    @N3ur0m4nc3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joe I really enjoyed the new short film you just dropped on your channel.

  • @warlordy
    @warlordy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mark must have forgotten that he has another pod where he mentioned writing jokes for Schumer hosting the Oscars, don't know why he's being cryptic here

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he got a hand slap after that one?

    • @warlordy
      @warlordy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rawpower12xu maybe but he mentioned the Oscars here so maybe he wants us to think it was Wanda Sykes or something. Good for him if he got away with only a hand slap after those Oscars though!

  • @sirynlove1
    @sirynlove1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    no video for hog story?! 😫😫

  • @puffdaddy69
    @puffdaddy69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My dad could have done a cartoon show with Seth Macfarlane years ago before he was famous… still regrets turning it down to this day and refuses to watch Family Guy

    • @Siggy_Sour
      @Siggy_Sour 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats brutal bro before or after the what a cartoon show Larry and Steve?

  • @marvelmaniac88
    @marvelmaniac88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was expecting a lot more hype from Mark while recounting the liberation of the hog. That’s an amazing story.

  • @grahamlermitte3002
    @grahamlermitte3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shelbys back?! Shelboooooo! Missed ya ya queef!

  • @rhettlink9805
    @rhettlink9805 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "ALRIGHT mom...take it easy"
    🤭✊🏿😂

  • @tuggspeedman5213
    @tuggspeedman5213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Normand wrote the Alec Baldwin shotgun joke lol

  • @CGriffinGo
    @CGriffinGo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely 💖 you two ... comedy at its finest, especially Joe's gambling WINS !

  • @thats_my_comment
    @thats_my_comment 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😆😆 THATS A GOOD STORY Joe tells is good too LMFAO

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This shirt reminds me of"PARK ranger" outfit wit shorts and 29 pockets everywhere,which would be a long funny bit like officer Captain Queef.

  • @MrJayurbs
    @MrJayurbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Three minutes in and I'm already cracked. Nice work!

  • @samb9403
    @samb9403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    @42:25 Yep..the casino takes a rake (cut out of each pot)

  • @MrJudderfiend
    @MrJudderfiend 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sumply the best podcast out there. Love from Londonnnnnnnnn.

  • @The-D-Hoyt
    @The-D-Hoyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It'd be hilarious if people just started sending/tagging Joe more and more with photos of people that don't look anything like him. The more absurd the funnier. Or just blatantly horrible cropped/photoshopped pics with Joe's face on ridiculous bodies. 😁

    • @b0ssatr0n91
      @b0ssatr0n91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was watching Beetlepimp the other day, it took me a good 15min to realize it wasn't Joe List

    • @The-D-Hoyt
      @The-D-Hoyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@b0ssatr0n91 🤣- That's his doppelganger.

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just looking at a clip from David Letterman show where they did exactly that

    • @WAgasProductions
      @WAgasProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lets make this a movement! for the content king!

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just listened to the Poop Shoot Clicker episode and I laughed so hard! Happy birthday, Joe. Welcome to your 40s 🎉🎉. Goodbye Shelby and welcome Chuck!

  • @haleydunnigan1485
    @haleydunnigan1485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best episode yet! Such a gay ep! I know you wanted to kiss the guy who found the hog Mark! The hog story is iconic!

  • @scottk8244
    @scottk8244 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:13 A.M. watching before work. Fun tradition

  • @mauriziomzio2035
    @mauriziomzio2035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    u both, too nice to be checking u out instead ov my..... .. big mama!!

  • @eatmanyzoos
    @eatmanyzoos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    girls are flat in old hieronymus bosch paintings

  • @tobycarroll6077
    @tobycarroll6077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome you got the hog back mark!

  • @aroseparade
    @aroseparade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad you got the hog back! 🤙🏼

  • @TheJohnWhites
    @TheJohnWhites 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm thinking it's the alec Baldwin barrel joke that he's talking about

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Joe’s rowdy on this ep!

  • @TheOnslaught1987
    @TheOnslaught1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe don't trip .. people just like to feel special by finding what you don't know, you aren't good at or what makes you different ... All while telling other people how different they are lol ..... It's Thought Covicron

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    vacation to Arugula...with a one way ticket to Baltimore

  • @enlightenedeyes4790
    @enlightenedeyes4790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The new writing on Family Guy has been the best it's been in yeats

  • @deadstellarengine
    @deadstellarengine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    there are things in my party hole you do not understand.

  • @tylerschwab3474
    @tylerschwab3474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Gays the poker table takes what's called a "rake" from each pot. Usually a couple bucks from each hand depending on how high of stakes you're playing

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I & my friends invented/coined @WUSSY 1971 sept in the hall of high school.

  • @sogoodgolf
    @sogoodgolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The casino “rakes” from the pot

  • @trendybistro
    @trendybistro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keep the stubble Joe, it's a good look!

  • @monsieurdildo
    @monsieurdildo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Putting ads in the middle of the technical difficulties is a savage move I’m honestly in awe

  • @TheWarlockFromHell
    @TheWarlockFromHell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Sony a6300 is going to keep overheating

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's uncomfortable focusng a long time on the 4 shot pic of muscle guy Sheath ,so rotate them individual 3-4 times each with interspersed closeup of PRODUCT enlarged ,not the whole guy,no disrespect.I'm a VHS certified video guy for 1990's local bands!

  • @SlapNSniff
    @SlapNSniff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Will Chuckie live?!?!?! Stay Tune!!

  • @onthemoney7260
    @onthemoney7260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Casinos take money out of the pot. Usually a percentage of the pot up to $6-$8 total.

  • @coreysimeson5883
    @coreysimeson5883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the Pod ! , next special name ? buzz saw in China town!? queef !

  • @jtorres8639
    @jtorres8639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THEY RAKE THE POT!

  • @williamfoster5150
    @williamfoster5150 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do like hearing the bit birthed

  • @spytown77
    @spytown77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's lunch baby

  • @rebeccaanne8546
    @rebeccaanne8546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys make me so happy

  • @Betty-Boop809
    @Betty-Boop809 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Betty Ross 😂

  • @codybates2301
    @codybates2301 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have got to get one of those cups

  • @Revolution1117
    @Revolution1117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great pod guys...finding the Hog is one in a million. Very cool. So Shelby, WTF?? No lie, this pod has more "technical difficulties" they any other pod I watch. Get it together ya big queef!

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    17 smells like they smelled 34 coming down the dark alley.

  • @ChaseMcloud
    @ChaseMcloud 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's cruisin Joe list!

  • @berger21488
    @berger21488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    they take a rake from each pot at the poker table depends on the casino

  • @trkddy
    @trkddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun Fact : A couple of people have been attacked by squirrels in Slidell La.

  • @BubuH-cq6km
    @BubuH-cq6km 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    50:00 "True Gay" would NEVER let this happen

  • @sk8b1rd
    @sk8b1rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I blame Shelby for the technical difficulties

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The groan is still a HIT

  • @ryanpipeline2559
    @ryanpipeline2559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did mark write the gi Jane joke for rock??

    • @BrentBMX
      @BrentBMX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was writing jokes for Amy Schumer

  • @fakeyawns
    @fakeyawns 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Joe. I didn't know Make-A-Wish was a look.
    p.s. If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. Loose Joe is my favorite Joe.

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, did #marknormand write the joke for the slap felt round the world? Feels like it

  • @tigerofindia927
    @tigerofindia927 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    YALL!!!! So I put ‘Cheek Clappers Podcast’ as my name in Starbucks and the barista yelled ‘SOMEONE WITH TASTE?!?’ And I said ‘YESS! THATS ME!’ And then everyone around me started to quote moments from the show. Omfg im crying 😭😭

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One way ticket to PARADISE....ooops Baltimore.WahWahWah

  • @egshane
    @egshane 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    happy birthday Joe

  • @Alex-ti2qh
    @Alex-ti2qh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Content!

  • @ifuckingh8you195
    @ifuckingh8you195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill burr had 17 million views btw Hot ones is a good show for the most part

  • @marlopauloroxas1479
    @marlopauloroxas1479 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ball that bounces on the water? is it the Waboba Ball? that's a ton of fun.

    • @mquinn1138
      @mquinn1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to know

  • @3lohssvrm
    @3lohssvrm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mark wrote the GI Jane joke?

    • @shanea7755
      @shanea7755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said on we might be drunk that he was writing for Amy so doubt it

    • @3lohssvrm
      @3lohssvrm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shanea7755 true, but lets start the rumour anyway

    • @trkddy
      @trkddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would have made it a Philadelphia / AIDS joke

  • @treeman9706
    @treeman9706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    #1 pod. Gr8 content.

  • @LiquidDaylight
    @LiquidDaylight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol. Technical difficulties again. Best produced podcast out there, folks! 😁

  • @Brrrax21
    @Brrrax21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Waboba ball is the water ball

  • @stanmarsh6746
    @stanmarsh6746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m upset I’ll never know what Luke List was doing when we hit the technical difficulties. He made a blowing sound…. ?

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m happy for Joe ☺️

  • @SlapNSniff
    @SlapNSniff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that Joe said..."mudhuttey". that's a reference to the awesome band "Mudhoney". Check them out!!

  • @love_tacos
    @love_tacos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chuck! Ya big piece a shit! lol! What'd you do to chase off them Big Pink Pillows?! Viva La Shelby! lmao

  • @HankyDank
    @HankyDank 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The reels part lol

  • @rccookin4834
    @rccookin4834 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this podcast so much

  • @FlightsNemesis
    @FlightsNemesis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark Please come back to West Palm!!!

  • @chiefexec
    @chiefexec 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The hog!

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They take a percentage at poker tables. The rake. I think it's 13.5 percent.

  • @brianjackson9971
    @brianjackson9971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great episode like always best part of my Tuesday is watching this podcast happy mark is finally getting the hog back fuck the theifs 😎🤘