Europe: Attacks St. Petersburg Rimmy: We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor our undying Lord and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial World of Europe. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.
also Rimmy, right afterwards: It is Human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. it is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head... and succumb. Inevitably, many shall fault the hands upon the sword which fell EUROPE the Ordo Rimmyus. But the Inquisition merely performs the duty of it's office, to further fear them is redundant, to hate them Heretical. Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who forced the hands of the inquisition. with some fortune, they may foster this hatred into purpose, and further rule their own fate by coming to the emperor's service. yet Ultimately, it was i who set these events into motion. with a single blow from my hammer, God Splitter.
Or the slightly less serious version, "They're just running around down there shooting each other... Better just lay the Exterminatus upon these Heretics. *ALRIGHT FIRE!* " *RAPID BUTTON PRESSING*
They would have if your boomsticks could reach past the horizon. *drops mic, is immediately hit with the aforementioned boomsticks because hubris is my weakness*
The Constantinople-Istanbul name swap is actually a kinda funny story. It was Constantinople for almost its entire existence, even after the Muslims captured it. Up until the Ottoman empire in the late 1800s was like "Everyone calls Constantinople by this weird other name let's just make it official." That other name was "Stanboli"(or something close to that) which just meant "the city" in another language (I think it was Greek). It wasn't some anti-christian conspiracy, it's not racist to still call it Constantinople, it was just a beaurocratic change.
Honestly I don't know what to feel after seeing Rimmy basically take command of the Philippine Navy and destroy the Chinese one in that first game. (coming from a Filipino)
Just a feed back about the video presentation: when playing a rts like those i think it would be nice to present the players colors on the begging of the game so who is watching doesn't gets disoriented. Btw love your videos and your channel
Legit this is some of the most entertaining chaos you ever post. Like Arma is great, but it's an organized chaos, where as this is just straight up "Throw a bunch of meth fueled chickens into a room" chaos.
I’m from the Kansas City area, and I fucking love the fact the North Kansas City (which is a separate city than Kansas City) is the one that’s on the map, not you know, the much larger and more known Kansas City
Bomber command: drop a bomb over there. Pilot: hang on that's our friends down there, hold fire. Rimmy: why the hell do planes not drop bombs? Reality: actually i have seen that bug, sometimes they take 2 or 3 passes trying to, but nope that is just Rimmy forgetting something important.
1:33 ----- Since my country has defenses, I just hope it gets to be playable in this game, and I'm pretty sure it's going to be challenging to set up since its so small.... edit: 2:07 ---- nevermind, you can actually set defenses in my country, still small though.
this game is 1984 in a nutshell, betrays the enemy and launches nukes at em, im sure if you looked into each country it would be propaganda about the two never being allys
"No wait, you're right! I am an asshole!" -Any villian who realizes they're the villian
Are we the baddies
@@ok9_5788 Yes, yes we are
Europe: *Nukes Saint Petersburg*
Rimmy: "Inquisitor, fire the Exterminatus"
No sacrifice too great no treachery too small
"stop shooting LA it's shitty enough"
actually making it a crater would be an improvment
Oof
Whether you like it or not, he's spitting facts.
i mean at least a crater would keep the shitte from flowing out into the rest of californias streets.
There would be less traffic
*I BELIEVE I'VE SPOTTED SOME ZULU ON THE RIDGE,SIR.*
Dude we have to get rimmy to play doki doki literature club
Like if you agree
@@Costochondritis_the3rd he already has
@@Costochondritis_the3rd he has...
Elite tazer augh eugh ayahdhdd
@@taylor5065 r/woooooosh
so many of these quotes are liable to put you in so many courts if just one of them is clipped
"I'm still mad about Constantinople."
@@DiscoManSam the last three hundred people in beijing just don't want to die(that should certain get you sent to the Hague)
Honestly when Rimmy gets brought before the Hague, the only evidence against him would just be the link to his channel.
Europe: Attacks St. Petersburg
Rimmy: We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge.
In fealty to the God-Emperor our undying Lord and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial World of Europe.
I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion.
May Imperial Justice account in all balance.
The Emperor Protects.
also Rimmy, right afterwards: It is Human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy.
it is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head... and succumb.
Inevitably, many shall fault the hands upon the sword which fell EUROPE the Ordo Rimmyus.
But the Inquisition merely performs the duty of it's office, to further fear them is redundant, to hate them Heretical.
Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who forced the hands of the inquisition.
with some fortune, they may foster this hatred into purpose, and further rule their own fate by coming to the emperor's service.
yet Ultimately, it was i who set these events into motion. with a single blow from my hammer, God Splitter.
Or the slightly less serious version,
"They're just running around down there shooting each other...
Better just lay the Exterminatus upon these Heretics.
*ALRIGHT FIRE!* "
*RAPID BUTTON PRESSING*
@@KingDerpy13 *(In the distance)* FFFFFFFFFUCKIN' HERETIIIIIIIICS!!!
@@KingDerpy13 *(in the distance)* FUCKIN' HERETIIIIIIIIIICS!!!
Finally! A game that recognized the true strategic capital of the world: NORTH KANSAS CITY
Yas
You played this game without me? Bruh
😂
😂
Bruh indeed. . . . .
We were too afraid you would nuke us immediately.
They would have if your boomsticks could reach past the horizon.
*drops mic, is immediately hit with the aforementioned boomsticks because hubris is my weakness*
I haven't got a clue what's going on. I'm just here for the chaos.
Loads Bolter
Yes inquisitor this commit right here.
Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer.
"Did I just hear 'here for the _chaos'?!_ Uh _oh~"_
2:19 POV: you're the malaysian airlines
The Constantinople-Istanbul name swap is actually a kinda funny story. It was Constantinople for almost its entire existence, even after the Muslims captured it. Up until the Ottoman empire in the late 1800s was like "Everyone calls Constantinople by this weird other name let's just make it official." That other name was "Stanboli"(or something close to that) which just meant "the city" in another language (I think it was Greek).
It wasn't some anti-christian conspiracy, it's not racist to still call it Constantinople, it was just a beaurocratic change.
Istanbul
@@tacticalnuke5673 I spelled it the same way you did, what's your point?
It was changed in 1920s not 1800s
Yeah, literally just, "Well everyone in the region calls it this nickname. Let's make it the name name I guess."
Tragedy in two minutes:
7:11 "I'll be smug no matter what. I'm just an asshole!"
9:17 "No wait, you're right! *I AM an asshole!* "
“What are you doing step-brother?”
Oh no
"Turns out I'm allied with the person I'm trying to bomb"
Who else but Rimmy? 😂😂😂
Pure chaos. It's the end of the world as we know it! And I feel *fiiiine*
I’m starting to think your not just one person
That's great it starts with an earthquake
@@TheWhoamaters Birds and snakes and areoplanes
@@IamgRiefeR7 Ya Lenny Bruce is not afraid
@@TheWhoamaters Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
"No wait your right, I AM an asshole" -Warpig 2020
Honestly I don't know what to feel after seeing Rimmy basically take command of the Philippine Navy and destroy the Chinese one in that first game. (coming from a Filipino)
ya that was a site to behold conisdering we dont even have a single destroyer.
Well Pacific navy. Eh close enough.
Imagining the Philippines with an Aegis cruiser is pretty funny, NGL. It would be cool, though.
"I want every missile to fire on that city"
*Hmm yes I remember this happening in the Last JedI*
Or should I say the LAST RIMMY
0:30 "It still looks fine. It just looks like Tokyo."
Yeah, and meanwhile Godzilla's rampaging across it.
"Hey hang on where's that goin? What's that doin?"
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEP BRO??
Rimmy: Fights against the Chinese in Taiwan.
Also Rimmy, 3 days later: Deletes Taipei from the face of the Earth.
The last time I was this early, the Emperor still strode the galaxy...
Ah yes our world ending cause everyone launched their entire nuclear arsenal
Russia's like "AHHHH MOTHERLAAAAND!" England's all "'Bout that time, eh chaps?" "Right-o."
2:40 "I've just destroyed the Chinese Navy. In one fell swoop."
Man, if only we could genuinely say that...
The Japanese wanted the same thing back in 1941, but they were talking about the Americans
Mm yes, Ahsoka, a Man of culture
Peral Harbor Two Beijing Boogaloo
@@Felix-xw6du Hello there!
Rimmy I saw you at Calli's stream and I'd like to say you are truly a man of culture.
See you next stream
that concert was great
@@airwaveraptor125 I haven't seen her sing much so I was really surprised and you're right it was great
Calli even said that she liked Rimmy's videos
@@math3000 Out of curiosity, where did she say that?
Gone with the Blastwave: Origins
“Talk quietly but carry a big stick.”
Rimmy: “So anyway I started blastin’!”
🐍
💀 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Can I pet snek comrade?
Rimmy putting the gun in gunship diplomacy.
NO STEP ON SNEK!!!
I hear Warpig and I think of 'You and Me and Her'
Rimmy, please, give us the best girl part
I greatly like that none of them notice that Rimmy generally has the highest percentage of his population remaining.
came here after the haachama stream
legend
"Aussie Aussie Aussie"
rimmy is a siiiiiiiiiiiiiimp and legend
1:34 _cruiser ordered to attack da nang x14_
Rimmy becomes the North Vietnamese during the Vietnam War.
All I seen was the thumbnail, then instantly knew that this..... whatever this is would be chaos
6:05 every time you would mention Istanbul I would get that song stuck in my head, and low and behold you're talkin about it
Just a feed back about the video presentation:
when playing a rts like those i think it would be nice to present the players colors on the begging of the game so who is watching doesn't gets disoriented.
Btw love your videos and your channel
They always change but you can just look in the top right. The colours and names are there.
Legit this is some of the most entertaining chaos you ever post. Like Arma is great, but it's an organized chaos, where as this is just straight up "Throw a bunch of meth fueled chickens into a room" chaos.
If Digby was here doing commentary, that would be golden
"I want ever missile we have to fire on that city" that had me rolling XD
"No wait your right, I am a asshole!" That got me so hard I couldn't breath from laughing so much
Rimmy your first ICBM vid is my favorite video of yours and im only 10 seconds in but this video seems like it will be even better
9:17
"No wait you're right: I *AM* an asshole!" - Warpig, October 18, 2020
He sounds so _broken_ by the revelation
Tomboys and shipgirls welcome to Rimmy downunder gaming
I wanted more of this, just rewatched the others... and now here I am, with more!
I would like to thank you, because this video got me to get the game. Hours of fun with mods
This boat has the means to end this hideous war in a decisive and elegant manner
"Stop shooting LA it's shitty enough!"
I lost it there.
Nice to see a game finally acknowledge the existance of my city, and then for every missle to fire on the north part of it.
When you decided to have a nuclear war with your neighbor but forgot you gave him your wi-fi password, and you forgot to change it
0:00 to 0:01 Tomboy Foreign Legionare Air raid alarm circa 1260 A.D. Colorized.
I was watching the other video snd then I check your channel and you have a new one. Pog
Oh I just realized that Rimmy's base is the Philippines. The Filipinos sends their love xD haha
“Tuturu” *don’t, just don’t*
World Leaders At new years belike:
As of the 1st Nov 2021, the top two comments are from Kim Jong-Un, and Meganob Gutzkrakka... this says everything about Rimmy's audience.
I like this. It looks like DEFCON but, slightly, less depressing.
As someone who lives in Kansas City... I understand completely.
1:35 Rimmy just did nuclear Napalm Strike on Vietnam.
YAY TOTAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR SEQUEL
Would love to see more of this
not even ten seconds in: _furious tortured screaming_
yep, it's a rimmy video.
Warpugss bullies those weaker than him and locks himself inside of lockers for bullies stronger than him
Battle for the Bosphorus in a nutshell 5:55
I’m from the Kansas City area, and I fucking love the fact the North Kansas City (which is a separate city than Kansas City) is the one that’s on the map, not you know, the much larger and more known Kansas City
“No wait I am an asshole” -every single Magic the Gathering player at one point or another
Rimmy I want you to know, your army of tomboys will never be better than Asuna.
As a resident of Kansas City, I’m happy Rimmy was the one who bombed me
Rimmy uses the Philippines but slowly getting the Top-Notch Filipino Toxicity
11/10
This is awesome keep playing this and I'll keep watching and liking
I've missed this game so much.
11:27 "peace was never an option"
I want to see more ICBM. I love seeing you guys betray each other
Oh hey, Rimmy's deploying missiles against Vietnam while his ships are docked near my home province.
I really hope there will be another video of this game, it is great
Cant believe rimmy didnt play with jim jong un
Looks like we’re going to have a nuclear winter
Country roads starts playing
FFS Rimmy where’s our arma 3 fallout vid!?!?!?
Ah yes
A Defcon remake buts it's more a spiritual successor.
I like how rimmy just made the philippines into a superpower.
Istanbul got reverted back to Constantinople
3:55
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Ah great, more games that gives players the Military and Nuclear arsenal of Superpowers.
This game looks like a lot of fun, you should play more of this,
Oh jesus christ, 'ICBM but with politics'
"Unstoppable object and an immovable force"
Ah yes, Rimmy tries to kill his allies
Bomber command: drop a bomb over there.
Pilot: hang on that's our friends down there, hold fire.
Rimmy: why the hell do planes not drop bombs?
Reality: actually i have seen that bug, sometimes they take 2 or 3 passes trying to, but nope that is just Rimmy forgetting something important.
Rimmy is now considered as a "Kababayan"
I'm pumped for this game to come out. Can I play with you all? It seems like such a hoot 🤣
Committing war-crimes with friends. Part 2
Top ten Anime plot twists
Omfg that intro, warn me before earrape
1:33 ----- Since my country has defenses, I just hope it gets to be playable in this game, and I'm pretty sure it's going to be challenging to set up since its so small....
edit: 2:07 ---- nevermind, you can actually set defenses in my country, still small though.
"No wait, you're right. I am an asshole!" -Warpig(I think)
So the Philippines basically became a giant aircraft carrier/battleship for Rimmy
The fact that there’s a North Kansas City in this is so stupid
Let me guess, someone used the Tennison Gambit playing chess.
I don't know why, but to me Warpig sounds like Kirito from SAO Abridged
Your strategy to build things one by one confuses and frightens me, as I just spam things I need.
Rimmy, when will you do a new You and ME and HER: Love Story vid? That shit was amazing
I thought he said he fired 1 ICBM and killed 2 people, like he dropped it in the pacific and killed the 2 lone fishermen out there
"fuck you, dahl. i have bigger!" best line of this round.
There goes the boom boom bombs
this game is 1984 in a nutshell, betrays the enemy and launches nukes at em, im sure if you looked into each country it would be propaganda about the two never being allys
"you're right....i am an asshole"