"I'll cyber-bully everyone. If you've got a pulse, I've got a problem. And even after that, to be fair. I've talked loads of shit on dead people." This is the most honest, sincere and believable line I've read on TH-cam for a good time.
So true. I am thinking I might get $100,000 worth if surgery to look like him! Will be a challenge as I am a 60 year old woman 😂😂😂, can’t turn out any weirder than this Oli dude though…
Idols have always been popular. Celebrities around the world have always been a thing. Idols used to be somebody that you wanted to look up to, though. People used to ask kids, who is your hero? Who inspires you? Now kids answer back with answers like Lady Gaga, RuPaul, beyoncé.... You don't really hear athlete's names. You don't hear scientists names. You don't hear names of people you would really hope your kids aspire to be. And that's because people let their kids watch whatever they want to
The thing is though, Oli London doesnt give a shit about Jimin, the actual person or artist, he barely even knows anything about him. He's just obsessed with the look with his I think a form of body dysmorphia and any attention he's getting. To people who have seen his shenanigans for these ~4-5 years it's obvious that he doesn't care about BTS as artists or people, it's just a facade to be the cringiest koreaboo ever and get attention, because any attention is good for him. I think BTS fans have mostly learned to ignore him completely, because he's recently mentioned some other groups to kind of see what sticks, I guess. I guess my point is: He doesn't even glorify or put Jimin on a pedestal, it's just a vague tool for his disturbed mind.
To be fair his face probably looks like that because Ollie never tells the surgeons they've already had construction done recently........but yea they should be ashamed 🤣
@@tia2676 yeah they've def been given a good hand. But i was just thinking it would suck to not be able to go out & about around your city, bc rabid fans would be stalking you & possibly threatening. (During the scene with Frenchie & Oli in Korea 😬) But that's about where my empathy stops lmao 🤷🏼♀️ at least they can pay their bills 😭
This person definitely dances the line between appropriate and appreciate. But they definitely didn't help their case when they butchered the Korea language.
@@antagonizingprotagonist8721 idk I have to disagree. Fetishization is not appreciation. They don’t actually have respect for South Korean culture. They’re capitalizing off of it, treating it like a costume, and being disgusting towards Jimin and any other Asian man they find attractive. From what I’ve seen from them over the years, no matter how many times Koreans tell them they’re gross and should stop they don’t respect them enough to even take the criticism. Theres not an ounce of true appreciation for the culture from them.
@@8ri1 I agree with what you have said but you should use they/them pronouns when talking about Oli. I don't agree with what they do nor do I think they are a good person but it's still human decency to use their correct pronouns
Imagine being Jimin and witnessing all this. I would get a restraining order in every court imaginable after seeing the tongue kiss he gave that cardboard cut out in front of Elvis. Glad you're back. Much love from a person in New England who never eats kimchi alone. 🇺🇸
that really does tie in with capitalism. They're doing the same thing that fast food restaurants and alcohol stores do. The products can be beneficial or bad but it's your decision to use it and if you lie to the psychologists then idk.
ooh something that might be useful to your essay might be that woman on tiktok who photoshopped celebrities to show how she would improve their faces. Super fucked up, I can't remember where I saw it, I think it was maybe a Kurtis Conner podcast. If you search "plastic surgeon tiktok natalia" it will bring up articles. i just had a look at her tiktok and found this one. khloe kardashian does NOT look like the picture on the right, it's photoshop and lighting! she edits her photos to death so she is very obviously still very insecure and self-conscious still, despite god knows how many cosmetic procedures from the most expensive and best surgeons available. Using her to say cosmetic surgery will make you happy is so fucked when not even khloe looks like khloe, and clearly nor is she happy with her appearance considering how vastly different she makes herself and her body look in photos! EDIT: i can't include the link, but she's np.miranda on tiktok and the tiktok includes a "before" photo of Khloe and an "after" pic - the one that went viral where she looked like a completely different person with the caption "Therapy is not enough... all the people who said money can't buy happiness need to admit they were wrong". Unsurprisingly, her comments are turned off. This particular tiktok was posted 29/6 if you're looking for it. EDIT 2: One more edit, her edit of Natalia Dyer to "improve" her looks doesn't even look better afterwards. It looks much worse.
@@hi2978 exactly all the make up beauty companies within the industry are made by people who believe capitalism is the only way of life and therefore the companies are affected by it :( xxx
It's so weird how people go thru tons of plastic surgery to either be a look-alike, achieve a beauty standard, or chase youth...and in the end they all end up looking like the exact same person.
Its because in the end there is no legal and safe surgical procedure that can allow the doctors to actually manhandle your face to look the exact way you want. Its not just skin, fat distribution and cartiladge. Your face shape lies literally in the bones. They can shave a bit like in Oli's jaw, but thats where it ends. All they can do is play with your skin a bit like Play doh, but i'm the end all the tissue will try to fit the face again. Your real face, the skull. They can't shape people like marble figures. Theres nerve endings, proper blood access and other things that need to be done correctly. So theres only the same safe techniques the doctors know, and all those people end up looking identical. Its more affordable to just get therapy and learn to like your own face, because nobody will ever achieve the doppelgänger look theyre going for via surgery
The fact that you've returned to us with an hour video makes me happy but knowing that you had the full Oli London experience for us makes me admire you and also makes me want to make sure you're doing well mentally. If someone had taken the time to do that with Oli and gotten them the help they needed, something tells me that they would be much better off. Again, lovely to have you back! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜👩🏾🎤
The thing that gets me the most is that their level of obsession somehow never resulted in them seeking out proper education ABOUT their obsession? Like if you’re that into Korean pop culture and are clearly well off since you can pay for surgeries… pay for a tutor and learn the language? the disrespect is so evident I hope that some day they step out of the limelight and get better. ~anyways the video slayed as usual Tom~
Yeah, even the styling in their video just feel like a bad and almost racist parody. That's the definition of exploiting a culture for monetary gain. I also think that they wanted to change for real in the early beginnings but found out the amount of money they could make from their behaviour and are now too deep in it to change or see the consequences it's gonna have on them and their future.
That's what a lot of Japan obsessed people do too. Or any culture tbh. My theory is that it stems from capitalism packaging cultures in neat little boxes filled with a country's superficial cultural traits and stereotypes and selling it like a product to ppl, and we buy it (tourism industry is built on it). It's a palatable, low effort way of consuming ones culture for escapism and self-exoticism. These sort of ppl aren't interested in learning the language because they aren't interested in talking to actual ppl from the country, that's too hard and might reveal some unsavoury realities about the country they've been idolizing. They only want to enjoy superficial fuss-free version of a culture in a very detached anti-social way.
When you have facial surgery it can take up to a year for your face to settle into its new shape. The first several weeks are the worst because of the swelling. From what I can tell, Oli never leaves any recovery time to see the proper outcome of any of these facial surgeries. They also had no idea what the jaw surgery was going to entail, so something tells me their surgeons are not bothering to have a conversation with them before the procedures (or they are and instead of a brain Oli’s head is full of butterflies).
@@MagentaRoseRed mmm, I’d disagree with their face looking “better”. If you’re merely speaking about their face recovering from surgeries then sure, it does look better in that sense. However, the symmetry and facial harmony in their face are all gone. They look plastic. Looks far from human and honestly, quite disgusting to look at.
@@adenielle2331 yeah by better I do mean that some healing has happened. There can definitely be something uncanny about faces that have had a lot of work done, I really hope that they can get to a point that they can be content with their face.
@@MagentaRoseRed agreed, as much as i despise them for fetishizing Asian people, specifically Koreans, i wish they’d have therapy instead of more plastic surgery sessions
I can’t imagine going to surgeons who give so little of a shit about the patient’s healing! I have had a non-surgical (but still invasive) adjustment with subsequent scar revision, and that was a good two months of bandaging, massaging, special creams, office visits, etc. That’s just for a _tweak_ in the facial area. I can’t imagine rushing the bigger stuff!
I love how Tom can just disappear for ten months come back and its pretty much the equivalent to it being your birthday. Cause what he gives us is so much better than any present you get for your birthday, and makes us a hell of a lot happier too.
Having kids, buying a house and breaking up after 10+years is also a divorce buddy. Whats the difference besides the fact that there’s no official name for it?
I am impressed that you kept this at exactly one hour, there is SO MUCH to unpack here. You did it masterfully as always, Tom. Also: a large amount of rhinoplasty always scares me because you literally compromise the functionality and structure of your nose the smaller you make it surgically...
@@jo-eo9ld the whole "you evolved to be this way" ignores that modern humans can move all over the globe, and the racial variations in noses is mostly about climate differences. I don't need a long high nose bridge unless I live in a cold dark place. So if I'm moving to LA, it's not hard to justify a nose job. I'd have to look like mark Zuckerberg just to avoid a constant nose sunburn Nah screw evolution. The reason you shouldn't get a nose job is cause the complications are more common than you think, and messing up your nose can cause all sorts of breathing problems over time (because you're forced to become a mouth breather, which is surprisingly bad for you)
Even "conservative" rhinoplasties can weaken the structure of your nose and make it collapse after a while, can't even imagine the state of Oli's nose rn😐
I've never felt happier for a cardboard cutout than when I've heard that Oli and Cardboard Jimin had ended their relationship. Good for Cardboard Jimin. Tbh he deserved someone much better than Oli.
I honestly like the critical way kpop is presented here. It’s not disrespectful to artists nor sugarcoating the industrial complex (which kpop fans are very much aware of).
Love this comment for the way it points out the complex of kpop industries while also remaining respectful to kpop artists and fans :)) thank you for being a rare type of human who won’t bash us kpop fans at any given opportunity
Imagine trying to change your race to a list of stereotypes when you could just respectfully learn the language and attempt to immigrate to a country you love. Wow.
as someone who has been into kpop for 6 years and is therefore unfortunately well versed in oli (all information was gained involuntarily) i won't lie, i was a little apprehensive to see how you would cover the topic. but of course we can always trust you to somehow strike the perfect balance between brutal and respectful. despite all the sarcasm you always know what not to joke about, and made an effort to respect pronouns and research pronunciation. it's always refreshing to see a well-deserved call out this carefully executed.
I see what ur saying, But Tom most definitely likes to push the boundaries carefully lmfao. I think he just doesn’t want to be canceled. But also, you sound like u get easily offended. Like not even being a bitch you just sound like you expected you be offended. Like if he used the wrong pronouns or mispronounced a word, it would’ve upset you. Pronouns are a big thing but, this is Oli.
I do have to say that Tom looks fabulous in his lovely wolf fleece. I think the suffering he's experiencing wearing it and having to deal with Oli London is notable. What a blessing after 10 months.
Aaaah, Kaachi. That wonderful time in 2020 when all KPop fandoms set aside their mutual hatreds for a few months and were united in the dislike of Kaachi.
the flow of their korean sounds more japanese than korean and it’s so funny to me (not the words, the flow and pacing in some instances). there is NO WAY they spent a year in korea when they can’t even pronounce hello correctly i refuse to believe it .. i know people can live in places without knowing how to speak the language but they’re literally obsessed with us, surely they would’ve picked up how to say a few basic words correctly
My 8 and 10 year Olds who are native English speakers, could pronounce 안녕하세요 better than Oli, as 2 and 3 year olds when they were exposed to the language. In fact their Korean is basic since we moved from a Korean community and they can STILL pronounce words better than them. 😑
just goes to show just how shallow their interest in and understanding of Korean culture is 😓 they didn't learn a single thing beyond skin deep after living in korea for an entire year.
I think they are more obsessed with the aesthetics of the race rather than the beautiful language and culture it covers as well. Sort of like obsessed with the brand name rather than knowing about the materials or history of an object.
i dont know which was worse, that or "...arigatou gozaimas-oh! ah-denki deh-soo ka?" like STOP. you don't know these languages you claim to know. that was painful to hear. like theres a way to verbalize the u in desu, gozaimasu, etc. but they just say it in a way that makes it clear they've only seen it written romanized with no understanding of how to speak japanese. also the denki instead of genki... "whats up, yall? are you feelin electric today?" lol or maybe bc theyre watching so much anime, theyre asking the d.i.d. fakers in their viewrship if they have a denki fictive?
I'd watch you read the Cheesecake Factory menu, but this was legitimately hard to get through because of Ollie. Their behavior is truly embarrassing, and their whole transracial thing gives ammunition to transphobes. Only for you, Tom. Only for you.
It's truly amazing how many controversial types will try to become LGBTQ included. Transracials, zoophiles, MAPs, all of them want that LGBTQ+ inclusivity.
Gotta admit... It's not much different. A girl who's white but grows up around black people, maybe adopted, FEELS like she's "black" A young boy growing up with a bunch of sisters FEELS like he's a girl. Both are biologically untrue. Impossible to achieve. Both people deserve respect in their daily lives as much as anyone else. But only ONE is trendy and ok to be ATM....
...How long do we think it'll take before Oli renounces his "Korean" background, declares himself a Brit again, and starts carrying around a cardboard cutout of Tom Harlock?
Honestly Tom, I can't believe you've never given us the joy of ripping apart Eurovision. This was the first year I actually watched it and it was a disappointment that I think only you could articulate.
Aww. Tom reminds me of my father.. He shows up and is there for a couple months, then he leaves me for almost a year. Glad you're back tom. Just was thinking of you. Hope you're doing well.💗
How beautiful it is to be Tom Harlock, whose schedule can be set to one thiccy video a year and he’s always relevant, loved, and watched by thousands within hours.
Thank you for blurring J*mes C****n’s face King 😌 thanks for also blessing us with this comeback. I’ve been a BTS fan since debut and let me say there’s been many shifts in this fandom…and not all of them good. Oli included. I’ve got to wonder if Jimin knows of their presence. At least for a safety thing.
I know that Jimin knows about oli, the members (or maybe RM I don't remember) always stay updated on army twt. And if he didn't find out by himself, the company probably informed him. I'm just curious how he feels about it...
@@_kpopclown_ it doesn't have to do anything with bts or their "friends" but I think it's about the fact that British people hate Corden for being an asshole.
i LITERALLY discovered you two weeks ago at my lowest and found so much comfort in you. i was so sad to see you hadn't posted in a year and now here you are. i truly just want to say thank you for being you and for being here. i love you tom💗
I forgot he existed (not intended to be rude). I have to destroy my barely existent sleep schedule as I very anxiously await a call from university on acceptance or rejection and this video was in my recommended. Definitely gave me some mental relief for an hour so I get where you're coming from. Hope you've been feeling better lately my dude.
@@chewingondaritos i’m also anticipating a similar call from a school. mine’s probably not gonna come, but it somehow makes me feel a bit better (or less lonely) to know there’s other people in similar situations on the other side of the globe, so i figured it might do the same for you best of luck
Not knowing this person prior to your dissection of their life I was wondering, since money doesn't seem to be an issue to them, why didn't they just put roots in Korea, enjoying the culture and building their life there. But what I seem to have gathered about this individual is that they don't really care about the culture itself, they were obsessed by an idol they worshipped and wanted to become him, but ended up entangled in their own nonsensical actions to fulfill a growing sense of emptiness this parasocial relationship left them with. Maybe investing in a psychologist would've been a nice and cheaper way to cope.
Ah, but voluntarily seeing a psychologist means realizing you have issues and wanting to change for the better, neither of which have crossed his mind in eons and likely won't for some time, if ever.
Although Oli is deeply, deeply problematic and in desperate need of psychiatric intervention, I do feel terribly sorry for them(?). This delusion has got to be so expensive and tiresome, surely. I hope this person gets the help they desperately need. Also, another smashing video Tom. Well worth the wait.
It’s important to acknowledge that someone is problematic while also having empathy for them, as a lot of people on the internet seem to forget that not everyone is 100% good or bad. I feel bad that they feel the need to change themselves and devote so much time to an impossible pursuit, but I also feel bad for the Korean people who feel objectified or uncomfortable.
Nah. He’s a ridiculously entitled racist narcissist who uses his inheritance to try to buy relevance and fame. Yes he needs therapy, but mental illness does not excuse bigotry.
yea the body dysmorphia and whatever other mental problems is causing this is def real, they're just playing it up even more for the attention (and money) I'm not sure how genuine the racist stuff they say/do is or how much of it is to purposefully gain negative attention but its pretty bad to do regardless of why. this is kinda tin foil hat of me but i kinda wonder if they're actually trying to look like jimin with these procedures or they just keep saying that to continue garnering attention and money to support their plastic surgery addiction, bc a lot of the stuff they've had done really doesn't make sense as an attempt to look like jimin or look Korean, the overfilled lips and shrunken nose that comes to a tiny tip doesn't look like any (even exaggerated) typical Korean features, it just looks like a typical person with a plastic surgery addiction. like I've seen pics of white ppl who had surgery to look asian and regardless of how good/convincing or bad it looked it was obvious they were trying to look asian, like getting their eyelids made into monolids and their eye shape changed to a more almond one, or getting their nose to look more flat, etc edit: nvm i watched more of the vid lmao
I actually did a research paper on fandoms and I made Oli a prime example of what people mistook fans to be like. I got an A on that paper lol. Also the way you censored J*mes face during the snippet of them in the car, I snorted!
This person absolutely baffles me. I have had my own obsessions in the past when I was a teen, and I did little things to try and be more like them, like getting the same model of guitar as a musician I looked up to or watching the same films that my idols had PUBLICALLY said that they loved. I even dyed my hair blue because I loved Cluster-era Awsten Knight so much when I was 15 or 16. But there's a line and whereas I never got close enough to that line to even see it, Oli is so far past it on the obsessive side that even John Hinckley is giving them weird looks.
It's not an obsession, it's likely body dysmorphia, which is a problem with their mental health. The obsession is just a symptom of the mental health issues.
Power to you for only strictly posting twice a year bc honestly it’s chaotic evil bde but also I’ll look forward to your two (2) videos a year every year until I die
I’m only 20 minutes in- but DAMN Tom wrote the SHIT outta this. It’s impeccable. Also the jacket looks amazing I love it very much makes Tom look so handsome!
19:27 I believe he's trying to ask her what her name is. The informal version (which is probably incorrect since he doesn't know her and she's probably older than him) would be "ireumeun mwoyeyo", but he's dropping the "ye" in the second word and butchering "ireumeun". I can't with Oli. They treat the culture they claim to love like a joke, have harassed Jimin, and set a really bad example of what people THINK Kpop stans are like. Edit: omg, poor Rosé. I already felt horrible for Jimin and neither one of them deserves this.
I find it totally disturbing that there are people around them who encourage this behaviour from them, ‘friends’ surgeons and the media are all to blame for them being like this. I normally ignore anything to do with Oli because the more attention you give them, the more they will do. (Only watched this video because I love Tom lol). I was so angry when This Morning had them on to talk about the whole identifying as Korean thing, why were they giving them the platform to speak about something so ridiculous and clearly offensive? Just for the views and the outrage, which Oli clearly thrives on. As a BTS fan, I can tell you for a fact that none of us think what Oli is doing is right and we strongly urge them to seek help. I can imagine this all makes Jimin really uncomfortable, which really isn’t what we want.
You were missed. Videos dripping with sarcasm, wit, eye brow gymnastics, and a realistic view on marriage; they speak to me. You, boy, are a pleasure to watch. Keep posting. Aloha 🌺💕
Tom babe, you could literally just sit there for an hour and let us look at your face. The fact that you produce good content as well as letting us look at your gorgeous face is just beyond.
One of my favorite things my enby friend posted once is a message that said, "Hey, what are your pronouns? I want to be respectful when I roast you," and I thought that was the most funniest (and respectful) shit ever.
"In my opinion children should be discontinued. Humanity darling you've hit your peak. It's just a waste of resources at this point" I want to plaster this on the side of a every building in a city just to confuse every person the next day
"I don't think Oli gives a shit how they identify, as long as we're talking about it. The end." whilst I enjoy the filler, this entire video (and any video critiquing Oli London) could be just that statement. Great video as always. Keep em' comin 💚
I have never screamed so loud at a notification ever. It's been a long 3 months after a rlly shitty breakup, I'm literally sobbing on the couch I'm so happy to see this upload
I can't believe media is STILL giving them attention... They need to stop talking about Oli, let them fall into irrelevancy. I don't think they can be reasoned with at this point, this is a psychological issue and they need help.
youre movements are incredibly robotic and sharp, it makes you seem unhuman like youre an eldritch being. glad you have graced us with your presence love. cant wait till you upload again in 10 months!
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1) happy birthday to me 2) missed you more 3) I’ve typed the subtitles, they should be synced-up by tomorrow xx
happy bday missed ur vids
Happy birthday 🙃
Literally checked yesterday to see if I'd missed any videos from you!
Happy birthday to youu
happy birthday tom
Tom just shows his face once in a while to destroy someone and then bounces for another 10 months and I absolutely love it
Its like a visit from Santa Claus, only Tom brings us way better gifts than Santa could ever bring. 😭
It’s amazing isn’t it? If you had that kind of impact on the internet you’d use it the same way! He has very special powers! Lol! Love it!
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Icon status. And I try to catch all of the one liners but everything he says is a one liner 😆
It takes a while to get his hair to look like that. And he refuses to pay for Amazon Prime to get his jumpers.
Being a Tom fan is like being a believer in the Avatar. It may take 100 years but it’s kickass when he returns
lmfao help I watch avatar edits almost every week and cannot wait until the release 😼😼
@@Eternally_Moon I love avatar almost as much as I love Tom Harlock 😂
It's so funny to see comments praising Tom that you just know he'd think are lame
Im hollering at this comment yall are so creative
Brilliantly put
and when the world needed him most, he returned
THAT
i thought this was about Oli HAHAHAHA
I’m seriously jumping up and down
honestly been having a rough day but this cheered me up
ah, nah, mate, we do this every time this man uploads lmao
"I'll cyber-bully everyone. If you've got a pulse, I've got a problem. And even after that, to be fair. I've talked loads of shit on dead people."
This is the most honest, sincere and believable line I've read on TH-cam for a good time.
I fuckin love him
it's so dangerous to glorify a public figure and put them up on a pedestal. except for tom harlock who is perfect and does deserve it.
So true. I am thinking I might get $100,000 worth if surgery to look like him! Will be a challenge as I am a 60 year old woman 😂😂😂, can’t turn out any weirder than this Oli dude though…
I hear Oli Londons already planning on changing sides. He's joining the church of Harlock now.
Idols have always been popular. Celebrities around the world have always been a thing. Idols used to be somebody that you wanted to look up to, though. People used to ask kids, who is your hero? Who inspires you?
Now kids answer back with answers like Lady Gaga, RuPaul, beyoncé.... You don't really hear athlete's names. You don't hear scientists names. You don't hear names of people you would really hope your kids aspire to be. And that's because people let their kids watch whatever they want to
The thing is though, Oli London doesnt give a shit about Jimin, the actual person or artist, he barely even knows anything about him. He's just obsessed with the look with his I think a form of body dysmorphia and any attention he's getting. To people who have seen his shenanigans for these ~4-5 years it's obvious that he doesn't care about BTS as artists or people, it's just a facade to be the cringiest koreaboo ever and get attention, because any attention is good for him. I think BTS fans have mostly learned to ignore him completely, because he's recently mentioned some other groups to kind of see what sticks, I guess.
I guess my point is: He doesn't even glorify or put Jimin on a pedestal, it's just a vague tool for his disturbed mind.
I love RuPaul
I read "what's wrong with London" and was so ready to watch Tom bash on a whole ass city completely out of the blue. But this is fun too.
As someone from London, I think Tom should definitely rip the city a new arsehole
I now want this video
Now i want that vid lol
Now I want that video!
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"18?! yeah 18 minutes in the microwave on high maybe" absolutely SENT ME 😭😭😭😭💀
Every plastic surgeon who worked on him should be forced to put oli's picture on their storefront, the medical community should be embarrassed
*worked on them
@@ma-am-thats-a-crescent-roll No, he detransitioned recently.
To be fair his face probably looks like that because Ollie never tells the surgeons they've already had construction done recently........but yea they should be ashamed 🤣
they don't care, in that industry money is king, and morals are like a middle child.. ignored
@@onelasttime1180detransitioned AND he's a homophobe/transphobe like 😭
The creative choice to censor James Corden's face at 4:40 is absolutely hysterical - glad to have you back, Tom
was coming to comment this - thank you tom for saving us from the j*mes c*rden jumpscare 😩🙏
Honestly there should've been a trigger warning ⚠️ for J*m3s C0rd3n
I don't get it, why did he censor his face?
@@kaputt_jay3873 because all us brits hate him basically
@@kaputt_jay3873 james corden
I feel sorry for celebrities who have "fans" like this who bypass boundaries. I'd be so scared day in and out with people enveloped in my persona.
yeah that's nuts
Lol feeling sorry for celebrities is hard
@@tia2676 yeah they've def been given a good hand. But i was just thinking it would suck to not be able to go out & about around your city, bc rabid fans would be stalking you & possibly threatening. (During the scene with Frenchie & Oli in Korea 😬) But that's about where my empathy stops lmao 🤷🏼♀️ at least they can pay their bills 😭
@@JaseekaRawr celebrity are human too do people not want to feel sorry for them just because they are famous lol 🤣
maybe the saddest part about Depp V Heard for me was hearing how he was basically housebound due to his insane fans. I'd rather die in obscurity.
Oli, a white guy appropriating Asian culture, talking over an actual Asian woman and refusing to let her speak about racism is the epitome of racism 🤡
This person definitely dances the line between appropriate and appreciate. But they definitely didn't help their case when they butchered the Korea language.
@@antagonizingprotagonist8721 idk I have to disagree. Fetishization is not appreciation. They don’t actually have respect for South Korean culture. They’re capitalizing off of it, treating it like a costume, and being disgusting towards Jimin and any other Asian man they find attractive. From what I’ve seen from them over the years, no matter how many times Koreans tell them they’re gross and should stop they don’t respect them enough to even take the criticism. Theres not an ounce of true appreciation for the culture from them.
@@8ri1 I agree with what you have said but you should use they/them pronouns when talking about Oli. I don't agree with what they do nor do I think they are a good person but it's still human decency to use their correct pronouns
He does prove the point that "identifying" as something doesn't literally make you that thing, so as a Black woman I appreciate that lol
@@existentialhoe7513 oh apologies I didn’t realize they went by they/them! Didn’t mean to be disrespectful I’ll edit my post to.
Imagine being Jimin and witnessing all this. I would get a restraining order in every court imaginable after seeing the tongue kiss he gave that cardboard cut out in front of Elvis.
Glad you're back. Much love from a person in New England who never eats kimchi alone. 🇺🇸
@@emmersonhead3937 omg NO. I'm gonna go look. I need to see this.
@@emmersonhead3937 link?
@@emmersonhead3937 jimin doesn't have a tiktok other than the one he shares with the rest of bts. he's never responded to oli.
@@steghetti it’s come up in my FY page somehow.
@@emmersonhead3937 it's not real
I can’t tell you how much joy it gives me that this video is EXACTLY one hour long, not a second more or less.
IK can’t expect anything less from our lord tom innit
It's 59:59 for me lol
It's 59:59 tho
@@ajc94 rly? It's exactly 1:00:00 on my device
@Murasaki TheProtogen mobile
I'm doing an essay on how scummy the cosmetic surgery industry is so this was good timing. You're right Tom, it's fucked that they just keep accepting
that really does tie in with capitalism. They're doing the same thing that fast food restaurants and alcohol stores do. The products can be beneficial or bad but it's your decision to use it and if you lie to the psychologists then idk.
ooh something that might be useful to your essay might be that woman on tiktok who photoshopped celebrities to show how she would improve their faces. Super fucked up, I can't remember where I saw it, I think it was maybe a Kurtis Conner podcast. If you search "plastic surgeon tiktok natalia" it will bring up articles.
i just had a look at her tiktok and found this one. khloe kardashian does NOT look like the picture on the right, it's photoshop and lighting! she edits her photos to death so she is very obviously still very insecure and self-conscious still, despite god knows how many cosmetic procedures from the most expensive and best surgeons available. Using her to say cosmetic surgery will make you happy is so fucked when not even khloe looks like khloe, and clearly nor is she happy with her appearance considering how vastly different she makes herself and her body look in photos!
EDIT: i can't include the link, but she's np.miranda on tiktok and the tiktok includes a "before" photo of Khloe and an "after" pic - the one that went viral where she looked like a completely different person with the caption "Therapy is not enough... all the people who said money can't buy happiness need to admit they were wrong". Unsurprisingly, her comments are turned off. This particular tiktok was posted 29/6 if you're looking for it.
EDIT 2: One more edit, her edit of Natalia Dyer to "improve" her looks doesn't even look better afterwards. It looks much worse.
@@hi2978 exactly all the make up beauty companies within the industry are made by people who believe capitalism is the only way of life and therefore the companies are affected by it :( xxx
include gender clinincs there and interviews from detransitioners' ruined lives
@@modmiss5081 Theres no such thing as cancelling. Lets be honest, in a doctors real life no ones gonna care.
Pro tip: listen to Oli whilst you go for a run, the fear and aggravation makes you go faster.
I swear I burnt 500 calories just sitting down watching this video
@@ginao6810 where’s the lie 😂
I put it on a sliding scale so it sounds like he's slowly catching me on the street.
The way Tom looks like he’s sitting on a throne and informing us about all this is very satisfying
Who said he wasn't sitting on a throne? Tom is the king of serving looks and shade.
@@actionjackson3522 you are right, the king on the correct seat
It's so weird how people go thru tons of plastic surgery to either be a look-alike, achieve a beauty standard, or chase youth...and in the end they all end up looking like the exact same person.
Exactly what I always think! They all look exactly like each other.
And then, at the end end, we all die.
Its because in the end there is no legal and safe surgical procedure that can allow the doctors to actually manhandle your face to look the exact way you want. Its not just skin, fat distribution and cartiladge. Your face shape lies literally in the bones. They can shave a bit like in Oli's jaw, but thats where it ends. All they can do is play with your skin a bit like Play doh, but i'm the end all the tissue will try to fit the face again. Your real face, the skull. They can't shape people like marble figures. Theres nerve endings, proper blood access and other things that need to be done correctly. So theres only the same safe techniques the doctors know, and all those people end up looking identical. Its more affordable to just get therapy and learn to like your own face, because nobody will ever achieve the doppelgänger look theyre going for via surgery
COMPLIMENT HIS FLEECE !!! you look stunning per usual. please don’t leave us again.
Wonder where he got it???
we’ve developed abandonment issues… stunning fleece indeed
This 🙌🏻
@@haileyosaurus would just love to find it yanno
@@Andy-px4nt Not Amazon, I'm guessing.
A "visual disturbance" is an absolutely brilliant way to describe this caliber of human being. Thank you.
“And not a single spare pound for a blending brush” omfg I’ve missed this man so much
I can't imagine being Jimin and having to know this kind of person exists. No sane fan would do this if they respected their fave artist.
That's probably why he's never made an effort to make contact with oli
The fact that you've returned to us with an hour video makes me happy but knowing that you had the full Oli London experience for us makes me admire you and also makes me want to make sure you're doing well mentally. If someone had taken the time to do that with Oli and gotten them the help they needed, something tells me that they would be much better off. Again, lovely to have you back! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜👩🏾🎤
I keep wanting to tell Tom "You didn't have to do Oli like that" but if Oli's "friends" had then Tom wouldn't have to.
Hope he’s okay
The thing that gets me the most is that their level of obsession somehow never resulted in them seeking out proper education ABOUT their obsession? Like if you’re that into Korean pop culture and are clearly well off since you can pay for surgeries… pay for a tutor and learn the language? the disrespect is so evident I hope that some day they step out of the limelight and get better.
~anyways the video slayed as usual Tom~
Yeah, even the styling in their video just feel like a bad and almost racist parody. That's the definition of exploiting a culture for monetary gain. I also think that they wanted to change for real in the early beginnings but found out the amount of money they could make from their behaviour and are now too deep in it to change or see the consequences it's gonna have on them and their future.
That's what a lot of Japan obsessed people do too.
Or any culture tbh. My theory is that it stems from capitalism packaging cultures in neat little boxes filled with a country's superficial cultural traits and stereotypes and selling it like a product to ppl, and we buy it (tourism industry is built on it). It's a palatable, low effort way of consuming ones culture for escapism and self-exoticism.
These sort of ppl aren't interested in learning the language because they aren't interested in talking to actual ppl from the country, that's too hard and might reveal some unsavoury realities about the country they've been idolizing. They only want to enjoy superficial fuss-free version of a culture in a very detached anti-social way.
That scene where the host of Arirang clarifies that Oli reached out first for the interview pulled the loudest guffaw out of me
iirc she does it a few times during the interview😂
When you have facial surgery it can take up to a year for your face to settle into its new shape. The first several weeks are the worst because of the swelling. From what I can tell, Oli never leaves any recovery time to see the proper outcome of any of these facial surgeries. They also had no idea what the jaw surgery was going to entail, so something tells me their surgeons are not bothering to have a conversation with them before the procedures (or they are and instead of a brain Oli’s head is full of butterflies).
His face is looking a lot better after some healing, its such a shame that he (and his surgeons) don't give it enough time though.
@@MagentaRoseRed mmm, I’d disagree with their face looking “better”. If you’re merely speaking about their face recovering from surgeries then sure, it does look better in that sense. However, the symmetry and facial harmony in their face are all gone. They look plastic. Looks far from human and honestly, quite disgusting to look at.
@@adenielle2331 yeah by better I do mean that some healing has happened. There can definitely be something uncanny about faces that have had a lot of work done, I really hope that they can get to a point that they can be content with their face.
@@MagentaRoseRed agreed, as much as i despise them for fetishizing Asian people, specifically Koreans, i wish they’d have therapy instead of more plastic surgery sessions
I can’t imagine going to surgeons who give so little of a shit about the patient’s healing! I have had a non-surgical (but still invasive) adjustment with subsequent scar revision, and that was a good two months of bandaging, massaging, special creams, office visits, etc. That’s just for a _tweak_ in the facial area. I can’t imagine rushing the bigger stuff!
I love how Tom can just disappear for ten months come back and its pretty much the equivalent to it being your birthday. Cause what he gives us is so much better than any present you get for your birthday, and makes us a hell of a lot happier too.
It is Tom's birthday!
"the only thing marriage unlocks is the potential to get divorced" yo I've been saying this for years 😂
Having kids, buying a house and breaking up after 10+years is also a divorce buddy. Whats the difference besides the fact that there’s no official name for it?
Marriage "unlocks" so many amazing things if your relationship isn't shallow and immature.
Sounds like you've had a lot of shitty relationships lol
@@elenan8505those of us with a brain won't have kids and will only buy a house by ourselves 😌
that’s like saying the only thing dating unlocks is the potential to break up lol 😬
Blurring out James Corden's face is a public service. thank you tom
I absolutely lost it at that part. Excellent editing
“Their name rising through the sea of relevancy like a bloated cadaver” you’re a genius ❤️❤️❤️
💀💀💀
I’m glad u mentioned this bc it was literally my favourite line ahaha it’s legitimately ✨art✨
Howled at that 😆
He heard our calls and our cries, and he came when we needed him most
The way I need Tom to do an update on this
an hour of tom after 10 months?? this is a blessing
Today got surprisingly excellent 👏🤣
Mashallah Tom uploaded 🤲😌
I am impressed that you kept this at exactly one hour, there is SO MUCH to unpack here. You did it masterfully as always, Tom. Also: a large amount of rhinoplasty always scares me because you literally compromise the functionality and structure of your nose the smaller you make it surgically...
he’s a mouth breather for sure
@@jo-eo9ld the whole "you evolved to be this way" ignores that modern humans can move all over the globe, and the racial variations in noses is mostly about climate differences.
I don't need a long high nose bridge unless I live in a cold dark place. So if I'm moving to LA, it's not hard to justify a nose job. I'd have to look like mark Zuckerberg just to avoid a constant nose sunburn
Nah screw evolution. The reason you shouldn't get a nose job is cause the complications are more common than you think, and messing up your nose can cause all sorts of breathing problems over time (because you're forced to become a mouth breather, which is surprisingly bad for you)
Even "conservative" rhinoplasties can weaken the structure of your nose and make it collapse after a while, can't even imagine the state of Oli's nose rn😐
I've never felt happier for a cardboard cutout than when I've heard that Oli and Cardboard Jimin had ended their relationship. Good for Cardboard Jimin. Tbh he deserved someone much better than Oli.
pre-op oli london was already literally Paul Dano, he just needed to switch the celebrity he obsessed over and he was 90% of the way there
I honestly like the critical way kpop is presented here. It’s not disrespectful to artists nor sugarcoating the industrial complex (which kpop fans are very much aware of).
Love this comment for the way it points out the complex of kpop industries while also remaining respectful to kpop artists and fans :)) thank you for being a rare type of human who won’t bash us kpop fans at any given opportunity
Imagine trying to change your race to a list of stereotypes when you could just respectfully learn the language and attempt to immigrate to a country you love. Wow.
He doesn't care, he's a troll. He knows exactly what he's doing, and he does it to pay for his lifestyle.
as someone who has been into kpop for 6 years and is therefore unfortunately well versed in oli (all information was gained involuntarily) i won't lie, i was a little apprehensive to see how you would cover the topic. but of course we can always trust you to somehow strike the perfect balance between brutal and respectful. despite all the sarcasm you always know what not to joke about, and made an effort to respect pronouns and research pronunciation. it's always refreshing to see a well-deserved call out this carefully executed.
unrelated, this comment made me realise that i've also been into kpop for 6 years. how the time flies.
@@charlesiiofengland3608 This is so weird, me too
LOL WUT
I see what ur saying, But Tom most definitely likes to push the boundaries carefully lmfao. I think he just doesn’t want to be canceled.
But also, you sound like u get easily offended. Like not even being a bitch you just sound like you expected you be offended. Like if he used the wrong pronouns or mispronounced a word, it would’ve upset you. Pronouns are a big thing but, this is Oli.
oh god i just realised i have too been into kpop for 6 years
"Jesus, hope you kept the receipt." That shade was beautifully and effortlessly delivered.
not the hero the internet deserved,
but definitely the one we needed
I love that we never know when we’re going to be graced with your presence because it’s a treat every time
Once a year
@@missbelle_elle it's the most wonderful time of the year... 🎉
Christmas, get f*cked!
Tom is like what I imagined a cat would be like as a human
I 100% agree
this is so accurate
As a cat lover and cat owner I 100% agree
absolutely, Tom is a catboy
LMFAOOOOO
"Humanity darling, you've hit your peak. You're just a waste of resources at this point"
- Tom Horlock, 2022
I do have to say that Tom looks fabulous in his lovely wolf fleece. I think the suffering he's experiencing wearing it and having to deal with Oli London is notable. What a blessing after 10 months.
Noooo Tom don't leave again your humor is literally the only thing i relate to 😭😭😭
Tom's humor is literally peak. Genuinely one of the funniest creators on the platform.
In London slang, peak means bad.
@@von3689 it means both depending on the context
Aaaah, Kaachi. That wonderful time in 2020 when all KPop fandoms set aside their mutual hatreds for a few months and were united in the dislike of Kaachi.
I think they've been dead.
Finally Tom has graced us with his presence
the flow of their korean sounds more japanese than korean and it’s so funny to me (not the words, the flow and pacing in some instances). there is NO WAY they spent a year in korea when they can’t even pronounce hello correctly i refuse to believe it .. i know people can live in places without knowing how to speak the language but they’re literally obsessed with us, surely they would’ve picked up how to say a few basic words correctly
My 8 and 10 year Olds who are native English speakers, could pronounce 안녕하세요 better than Oli, as 2 and 3 year olds when they were exposed to the language. In fact their Korean is basic since we moved from a Korean community and they can STILL pronounce words better than them. 😑
just goes to show just how shallow their interest in and understanding of Korean culture is 😓 they didn't learn a single thing beyond skin deep after living in korea for an entire year.
It's like Jim Carrey's Korean in Yes Man lmao
I think they are more obsessed with the aesthetics of the race rather than the beautiful language and culture it covers as well. Sort of like obsessed with the brand name rather than knowing about the materials or history of an object.
@@ShamaD274 good analogy
Oli: “Thats my culture. That’s my home. That’s how I look now.”
Every Korean everywhere: 👁👄👁
It's the fake cheekbones what does it
Tom always introduces me to people I've never heard of before and immediately regret knowing exist, and yet I keep coming back for more. 😬
His sultry voice makes it tolerable
“I’m watching so much anime I’m feeling Japanese rn” is the worst and funniest line I’ve heard someone say unironically lmaoooo
it‘s like saying I ate so much apples.. I feel like a fruit now😭😂😂
sounds like smth a 6th-grade weeb would say
was scrolling through the comments and read this exactly when that line was said lol
i dont know which was worse, that or "...arigatou gozaimas-oh! ah-denki deh-soo ka?" like STOP. you don't know these languages you claim to know. that was painful to hear. like theres a way to verbalize the u in desu, gozaimasu, etc. but they just say it in a way that makes it clear they've only seen it written romanized with no understanding of how to speak japanese.
also the denki instead of genki... "whats up, yall? are you feelin electric today?" lol or maybe bc theyre watching so much anime, theyre asking the d.i.d. fakers in their viewrship if they have a denki fictive?
I'd watch you read the Cheesecake Factory menu, but this was legitimately hard to get through because of Ollie. Their behavior is truly embarrassing, and their whole transracial thing gives ammunition to transphobes. Only for you, Tom. Only for you.
It's truly amazing how many controversial types will try to become LGBTQ included. Transracials, zoophiles, MAPs, all of them want that LGBTQ+ inclusivity.
Gotta admit... It's not much different.
A girl who's white but grows up around black people, maybe adopted, FEELS like she's "black"
A young boy growing up with a bunch of sisters FEELS like he's a girl.
Both are biologically untrue. Impossible to achieve.
Both people deserve respect in their daily lives as much as anyone else.
But only ONE is trendy and ok to be ATM....
@@squizzyicetea Biological sex organs are not the same thing as gender though.
Tom would ROAST that Cheesecake Factory menu!
Same
...How long do we think it'll take before Oli renounces his "Korean" background, declares himself a Brit again, and starts carrying around a cardboard cutout of Tom Harlock?
You mean, this isn't something people do every day?
Honestly Tom, I can't believe you've never given us the joy of ripping apart Eurovision. This was the first year I actually watched it and it was a disappointment that I think only you could articulate.
Maybe he’ll cover it in “What Went Wrong In 2022”
Why was it a disappointment?
you chose a wrong year lol even eurovision fans think 2022 sucked ass
"rising through the sea of relevancy like a bloated cadaver" KILLED ME
So many great sentences 🤣🤣🤣
Aww. Tom reminds me of my father.. He shows up and is there for a couple months, then he leaves me for almost a year.
Glad you're back tom. Just was thinking of you. Hope you're doing well.💗
🫣😂🫢
💀💀
I love how he deep dives into people that I wouldn't do myself. His sacrifices do not go in vain.
Tom's writing ability is unmatched. He is so gifted and such a wonderful storyteller! 💙
How beautiful it is to be Tom Harlock, whose schedule can be set to one thiccy video a year and he’s always relevant, loved, and watched by thousands within hours.
Thank you for blurring J*mes C****n’s face King 😌 thanks for also blessing us with this comeback. I’ve been a BTS fan since debut and let me say there’s been many shifts in this fandom…and not all of them good. Oli included. I’ve got to wonder if Jimin knows of their presence. At least for a safety thing.
I know that Jimin knows about oli, the members (or maybe RM I don't remember) always stay updated on army twt. And if he didn't find out by himself, the company probably informed him.
I'm just curious how he feels about it...
Who?
@@Dubois_tada James corden
Wait why was his face blurred? I haven’t kept up with latest drama regarding BTS and their friends
@@_kpopclown_ it doesn't have to do anything with bts or their "friends" but I think it's about the fact that British people hate Corden for being an asshole.
i LITERALLY discovered you two weeks ago at my lowest and found so much comfort in you. i was so sad to see you hadn't posted in a year and now here you are. i truly just want to say thank you for being you and for being here. i love you tom💗
I forgot he existed (not intended to be rude). I have to destroy my barely existent sleep schedule as I very anxiously await a call from university on acceptance or rejection and this video was in my recommended. Definitely gave me some mental relief for an hour so I get where you're coming from. Hope you've been feeling better lately my dude.
Me too I found him after he went quiet for 10 months and am SO HAPPY FOR THIS!!!
@@chewingondaritos good luck ❤️ sending you all the love and positive vibes!
He doesn’t post often but when he does it’s like Christmas morning ✨
@@chewingondaritos i’m also anticipating a similar call from a school. mine’s probably not gonna come, but it somehow makes me feel a bit better (or less lonely) to know there’s other people in similar situations on the other side of the globe, so i figured it might do the same for you
best of luck
imagine having 18 procedures and your face not even being symmetrical
Not knowing this person prior to your dissection of their life I was wondering, since money doesn't seem to be an issue to them, why didn't they just put roots in Korea, enjoying the culture and building their life there. But what I seem to have gathered about this individual is that they don't really care about the culture itself, they were obsessed by an idol they worshipped and wanted to become him, but ended up entangled in their own nonsensical actions to fulfill a growing sense of emptiness this parasocial relationship left them with.
Maybe investing in a psychologist would've been a nice and cheaper way to cope.
Fr it’s so obvious that he just isn’t happy with himself- he’s running from his identity issues by covering it up with someone else’s face.
Ah, but voluntarily seeing a psychologist means realizing you have issues and wanting to change for the better, neither of which have crossed his mind in eons and likely won't for some time, if ever.
tbh it was really big of you to stay so humble when you literally kickstarted bts’ career they should be thanking you for the endless grammys
Although Oli is deeply, deeply problematic and in desperate need of psychiatric intervention, I do feel terribly sorry for them(?). This delusion has got to be so expensive and tiresome, surely. I hope this person gets the help they desperately need. Also, another smashing video Tom. Well worth the wait.
It’s important to acknowledge that someone is problematic while also having empathy for them, as a lot of people on the internet seem to forget that not everyone is 100% good or bad. I feel bad that they feel the need to change themselves and devote so much time to an impossible pursuit, but I also feel bad for the Korean people who feel objectified or uncomfortable.
Nah. He’s a ridiculously entitled racist narcissist who uses his inheritance to try to buy relevance and fame. Yes he needs therapy, but mental illness does not excuse bigotry.
yea the body dysmorphia and whatever other mental problems is causing this is def real, they're just playing it up even more for the attention (and money) I'm not sure how genuine the racist stuff they say/do is or how much of it is to purposefully gain negative attention but its pretty bad to do regardless of why. this is kinda tin foil hat of me but i kinda wonder if they're actually trying to look like jimin with these procedures or they just keep saying that to continue garnering attention and money to support their plastic surgery addiction, bc a lot of the stuff they've had done really doesn't make sense as an attempt to look like jimin or look Korean, the overfilled lips and shrunken nose that comes to a tiny tip doesn't look like any (even exaggerated) typical Korean features, it just looks like a typical person with a plastic surgery addiction. like I've seen pics of white ppl who had surgery to look asian and regardless of how good/convincing or bad it looked it was obvious they were trying to look asian, like getting their eyelids made into monolids and their eye shape changed to a more almond one, or getting their nose to look more flat, etc
edit: nvm i watched more of the vid lmao
People are horrified because this is race, but people are promoting people do this EXACT thing if it is for their gender.
@@sugarplum2467 fun fact, race and gender are completely different things and arguably incomparable
I actually did a research paper on fandoms and I made Oli a prime example of what people mistook fans to be like. I got an A on that paper lol.
Also the way you censored J*mes face during the snippet of them in the car, I snorted!
He had to censor it, you're not allowed to show massive c*nts on TH-cam. 😏
James' face causes instant onset nausea, thanks Tom for looking out for our health
This person absolutely baffles me. I have had my own obsessions in the past when I was a teen, and I did little things to try and be more like them, like getting the same model of guitar as a musician I looked up to or watching the same films that my idols had PUBLICALLY said that they loved. I even dyed my hair blue because I loved Cluster-era Awsten Knight so much when I was 15 or 16. But there's a line and whereas I never got close enough to that line to even see it, Oli is so far past it on the obsessive side that even John Hinckley is giving them weird looks.
It's not an obsession, it's likely body dysmorphia, which is a problem with their mental health. The obsession is just a symptom of the mental health issues.
Not quite the main topic but I got goosebumps when I saw Awsten’s name because I neverrrr see anybody talk about them lmao love it
I had the worst day so this is exactly what I needed. Missed you Tom!
Had the worst month and this is exactly what I needed rn too.
hope the rest of your week goes better! 💖
felllllt
@@jonaschick912 thank you so much! Hope you’re having a good day💗
I will always respect your ability to roast someone for sixty full minutes and never once get their pronouns wrong.
yesssss. he is a miracle or other are dirtbags
Tom: consistently uses non-binary pronouns without making a deal out of it
Also Tom: calls his audience boys and lads
we stan
@@tenshirei honestly as a masc-leaning non-binary person myself It's Free Gender Euphoria
"The world keeps on turning, and so does my stomach" is my new favorite quote now
😭😭😭 he's so good at this
Power to you for only strictly posting twice a year bc honestly it’s chaotic evil bde but also I’ll look forward to your two (2) videos a year every year until I die
I adore a deep dive with Tom. Guess I’ll have to wait a year for the next one. Always worth the wait.
Been watching you since vine. Always great to see you pop up from time to time. Hope you're well 💕
tom will roast the absolute fuck out of you in the most accurate way possible, but he’ll use the right pronouns while he does. iconic
no need to be transphobic while being hateful ✌🏽
@@brunamota8865
What is a "they" transitioning either from or to, exactly?
@@CruelestChriscould be either from man or woman
@@deepseasnailfish
To what?
@@CruelestChris to a "none of the above", usually
I’m only 20 minutes in- but DAMN Tom wrote the SHIT outta this. It’s impeccable. Also the jacket looks amazing I love it very much makes Tom look so handsome!
19:27 I believe he's trying to ask her what her name is. The informal version (which is probably incorrect since he doesn't know her and she's probably older than him) would be "ireumeun mwoyeyo", but he's dropping the "ye" in the second word and butchering "ireumeun". I can't with Oli. They treat the culture they claim to love like a joke, have harassed Jimin, and set a really bad example of what people THINK Kpop stans are like.
Edit: omg, poor Rosé. I already felt horrible for Jimin and neither one of them deserves this.
"Cindy-Lou darling, turn the Christmas lights back on your cousin's coming home," We're only three mins in 💀💀💀
I find it totally disturbing that there are people around them who encourage this behaviour from them, ‘friends’ surgeons and the media are all to blame for them being like this. I normally ignore anything to do with Oli because the more attention you give them, the more they will do. (Only watched this video because I love Tom lol). I was so angry when This Morning had them on to talk about the whole identifying as Korean thing, why were they giving them the platform to speak about something so ridiculous and clearly offensive? Just for the views and the outrage, which Oli clearly thrives on.
As a BTS fan, I can tell you for a fact that none of us think what Oli is doing is right and we strongly urge them to seek help. I can imagine this all makes Jimin really uncomfortable, which really isn’t what we want.
You were missed. Videos dripping with sarcasm, wit, eye brow gymnastics, and a realistic view on marriage; they speak to me. You, boy, are a pleasure to watch. Keep posting. Aloha 🌺💕
Excited to see you back Tom :) I’ve missed your dry humor
I don't know if my brain can handle an hour long deep dive into oli london but anything for Tom
no one can be truly happy pretending to be someone else.
Tom babe, you could literally just sit there for an hour and let us look at your face. The fact that you produce good content as well as letting us look at your gorgeous face is just beyond.
The fact that he can manage to pick Oli apart, and simultaneously respect their pronouns is both classy and respectable.
professionals have standards!
One of my favorite things my enby friend posted once is a message that said, "Hey, what are your pronouns? I want to be respectful when I roast you," and I thought that was the most funniest (and respectful) shit ever.
*rolls eyes* yeah, respect really has changed its definition in current year.
@@rationalbacon5872 ?
Tom may be the meanest guy on the internet, but he's not hateful
glad to have you back for another video! we missed you Tom
“if you got a pulse, i got a problem.” love that so much lmao
Looking fine as usual Tom, it’s been too long since you’ve graced us with your presence
"In my opinion children should be discontinued. Humanity darling you've hit your peak. It's just a waste of resources at this point"
I want to plaster this on the side of a every building in a city just to confuse every person the next day
you’re back!!! we missed you king x
"I don't think Oli gives a shit how they identify, as long as we're talking about it. The end." whilst I enjoy the filler, this entire video (and any video critiquing Oli London) could be just that statement. Great video as always. Keep em' comin 💚
"coming in at 5 foot nothing"
I screamed
Not the Jimin height slander 😂😂😂
I'm army and I died laughing too lol
Jungkook would approve 😂
“If you’ve got a pulse, I’ve got a problem”
I want this tattooed
I have never screamed so loud at a notification ever. It's been a long 3 months after a rlly shitty breakup, I'm literally sobbing on the couch I'm so happy to see this upload
“And not a single spare pound for a blending brush.” I’m lying dead on the floor.
I can't believe media is STILL giving them attention...
They need to stop talking about Oli, let them fall into irrelevancy.
I don't think they can be reasoned with at this point, this is a psychological issue and they need help.
I was having a bad mushroom trip and this video actually saved me hahah. Thank you Tom
youre movements are incredibly robotic and sharp, it makes you seem unhuman like youre an eldritch being. glad you have graced us with your presence love. cant wait till you upload again in 10 months!
When he said “excess of brain cells” I thought he meant he was diagnosed with brain cancer and that’s why he was gone for a year💀🤚