Kelly, go after joseph, so you can be a homewrecker! plus, technically, you will most likely ruin his carrer and family life which will get back at him for him judging your brownie selling
Joseph: pro and cons Pros: master grill, holy man, mystery past Cons: children of the corn, might force you to got to church, the man has a Home ( ideal family with kids and a lover ) ( Mary is his lover right ? )
Kelly there is code in the game that shows a secret cult ending for Joseph, but only one person has ever achieved it before and he possibly cheated. There's also leaked pictures but some people say it's just leftover code from a possible Halloween dlc. Sooo, he isn't all THAT boring...
I actually find Josephs personality really cute.... And I like Mary, too. I wanna say she's DEFINITELY a lesbian but also I do not understand how those two have 4 kids. I guess either of them could be bi....
I STILL don't trust Joseph! There's something about him and his creepy children that unnerves me. This was a fun stream! I had to leave for a little bit to (attempt) to rescue a turtle with an attitude problem, but thankfully I was able to catch up on what I missed here. :)
I reeeeeeeally don't trust Joseph. The guy sketches me out in ways you wouldn't believe. He's probably a serial killer. Or the leader of a cult. One that sacrifices people.
Idk why this is so hard for Ben, cause like I'd be on him so fast if I was any on of these dudes. Ben's hot and his tangents are funny. I'd definitely buy a brownie for nihilism.
Kelly, go after joseph, so you can be a homewrecker! plus, technically, you will most likely ruin his carrer and family life which will get back at him for him judging your brownie selling
keep mass producing videos of this game because you playing it is all i've ever wanted in life
SO MANY JOKES IN THIS GAME... YET THE DADS GET UPSET WHEN THE PLAYER CHOOSES TO JOKE **stabs self**
KPopp i love your vids
Kelly, I suggest you save before very choice, it will really come in handy later.
KPopp *smacks Kelly on hand*you get the smack!!
KPopp "Everyone can take dick but not jokes" ~ KPopp 2017
Lmao dead
although if you think about it, you are seeing Joseph to date him but he is married.
Joseph: pro and cons
Pros: master grill, holy man, mystery past
Cons: children of the corn, might force you to got to church, the man has a Home ( ideal family with kids and a lover ) ( Mary is his lover right ? )
Not to mention his cult
I love how Ben just turned into a total nutcase at the bake sale.
This game should be called "Homewrecker Simulator" lol. (Loving these vids btw Kelly)
"Hello Dad.HELLO Ben" I died
Ok but Alex countdown for Chipotle tho xD
"yeah,yeah,burrito!..whew" haha, bless!
hello father. heLLO B E N
"hellO BEN" JESUS YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH
FUCK I JUST FINISHED THE SECOND EPISODE AND I GET THE NEXT ONE TOO?! THANK YOU KELLY AAA
Hey I'm Brian and I hate everyone". DEAD
Kelly there is code in the game that shows a secret cult ending for Joseph, but only one person has ever achieved it before and he possibly cheated. There's also leaked pictures but some people say it's just leftover code from a possible Halloween dlc. Sooo, he isn't all THAT boring...
Holy shit
PLEASE We ALL know what's with the pants...*wink wonk*😏
you should save bfore decisions just in case you know?, obviously you don't have to but it could be useful later
CHRISTIE IS ADORABLE ! AAARH SHE SUCH A CUTSIE LITTLE GURL
I couldn't stop laughing when Alex walked into the room and Kelly screamed "Hello, Ben."
YAAAAASSSSSSSS KELLLYYYYYY FUCKKKINNNNG SLAAAAAYYYY MEEEEE WITHHH THEEE FRRREEEQQQUUEEEENTTTTT UPPPLOOOOAAADDDDD SCHEEEEEDULLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just realized that they're names are "Joseph and Mary" XD
Garnet The Gem OH MY GOD I NEVER WOULD HAVE CAUGHT ON TO THAT! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING THIS INTO THE WORLD
Garnet The Gem and all the children's names are variants of christ... chrish is a stretch but you still get the point
effervescent. I didn't notice that
THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING THIS I JUST FINISHED EPISODE 2
I JUST REALIZED THAT THEIR NAMES ARE *MARY* AND *JOSEPH* oml
And the Christ children.
yeah
JOSPEH IS SO GOOD I LOVE THIS MAN
I love this series... All of the episodes come out so soon so i always have something to watch...
I actually find Josephs personality really cute.... And I like Mary, too. I wanna say she's DEFINITELY a lesbian but also I do not understand how those two have 4 kids.
I guess either of them could be bi....
I'm surprised you didn't make a joke about knees when Joseph said "these knees aren't what they used to be"
Joseph needs to be saved by Kelly not Jesus.
-from stream yas-
Why the hell does a social media platform for fathers to talk about fatherhood ask what your turn on is?!
the guy's wearing an amazing pink top and blue jumper and you compliment his pants?
ACTUALLY TRY TO GET HIM THO
That's madness
also just wanted to add I cracked up at how kelly argued with joseph like he was right beside her.
fricking love this series.
IM GAY FOR MARY
"Welcome, you've got dads!" Lmfao
haven't been this obsessed with a series since Tara Dikov shook our lives
Yessssss!
So excited for this.
Fell asleep last night watching part two and dreamed that the goth dad fell in love with me. That was weird.
And then I woke up thinking, "Wow, I should write a book based off this dream about a vampire falling in love with a self-insert version of me."
Sav-Chan Do you mean *Twilight*?
Paradox Doll My thoughts exactly. In my head, I was say "this dude dreamed about Twilight."
Joesph story is glitched rn so you can't get the good ending
Go for the sketchy dad
I STILL don't trust Joseph! There's something about him and his creepy children that unnerves me.
This was a fun stream! I had to leave for a little bit to (attempt) to rescue a turtle with an attitude problem, but thankfully I was able to catch up on what I missed here. :)
Honestly, if weren't for Daisy, Brian would be total bang material. Like, take me Bear Daddy.
That was a class Jimmy Buffet pun at 1:41.
Oml this is sooooo gay I love it! The moment with Joseph in the kitchen gave me life!
16:41 It's 2 AM, I'm wearing headphones and you scared the shit out of me😂😂
anyone remember when she mentioned this Ded baby fetus in heavy rain
still not over the new intro.. kelly makes my legacy live on i love her
"Or message all of them". YES Amanda. Get allllll them daddies
Yayyy
OML KELLY I REMEMBER THAT STORY YOU TOLD US ABOUT THE GIRL THAT COULD SEE DEAD BABIES AND YOU SAID SHE LIKED ORIGAMI FROM YOUR HEAVY RAIN LP
FUCK YES IVE PHYSICALLY BEEN ATTACHED TO MY COMPUTER TO WAIT FOR THIS TO COME OUT. LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
yessss, love the brick
It took me three episodes to realize Mary and Joseph's names are referring to the Bible xD
if you pick joseph will you make him cheat on his wife?
pebkie yes
I reeeeeeeally don't trust Joseph. The guy sketches me out in ways you wouldn't believe. He's probably a serial killer. Or the leader of a cult. One that sacrifices people.
"Punish me daddy Joseph!"
BAHAHAH!
"Once i had an edible and i *talked* to thr aliens" im loosing my shit
FYI IN THE FIRST EPISODE YOU PLAYED YOU MISSED THE CHANCE FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH ROBERT
Definetly the best way to greet a religious family: How's the Jesus?
"Amanda gives me a hub on some eggs" IM DYING
I love the Jimmy Buffet reference!
29:15 I know they want brownies 😂
Punish me daddy Joseph-
I CAN'T BREATHE-
I'm pretty sure you can date everyone just don't go on the third date.
My name is Danny..... I GOT SO FUCKING CREEPER OUT
I'll return to this after my episode of catfish
Team fucked up Joseph ✌🏻
Sweeter than sweet.
The only Alien in this game is Amanda. I wish that character never returned let alone by midnight.
From the stream!
Twitch squad where you at
Please go with Mat, Joseph seems like such a closeted gay nightmare
I low key wanna cop Amanda's look
What if Mary and Joseph only got together just to name their children after Jesus lol
Not shocking that Kelly knew someone who spoke in tongues.
Honestly you scared the shit out of me when your boyfriend scared you.
Tara Brickoff is hot af
I can't wait for more!
It took me this long to realize Mary and Joseph are named after Jesus' parents...
When you realize their names are Mary and Joseph and they're the religious family...
PLZ I NEED MORE I'M HAVING WITHDRAWAL
24:00 dad is SHOOK
Joseph reminds of Chad from the Friday the 13th game 😂😂
I'm gay but out of all the options I'd pick Mary
Can you play the trail? It's in the App Store
Joseph has dad pants just noice pants
21:15 me through the whole game XD
He haaaaates us.
For the sims 4 when you played with Chloe and max you should make a store selling drugs and at home plant weed to sell at the store
Kelly u spoiling us
They are literally called Mary and Joseph 😂😂😂
Joseph has an anchor on the front of his house, just like the tattoo he has on his arm. ☺
yea am and a been smokin dat og kush
Poor joesph and Mary can't get along at all😂
Was really hoping that you went with Craig lol. But you still have time.
Omg i have the same last name as Brian, i gasped when i saw it (he must be my real dad)
Kelly are you ever going to do more Friday the 13th
I WANT SOME CHIPOTLE
I'm ready
Idk why this is so hard for Ben, cause like I'd be on him so fast if I was any on of these dudes. Ben's hot and his tangents are funny. I'd definitely buy a brownie for nihilism.
JESUS CHRIST THAT CANT SPELL DIET WITHOUT DIE RANT HE RIGHT THO THATS MY EXCUSE FOR EATING ANYTHING
I LOVE THIS GAME OMG
Wait his name is Joseph and her name is Mary... WHERES JESUS?
Mother Kpopp has arrived ♡
the S M A C K