True Facts: Snake and Lizard Tongues
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Dr. Kurt Schwenk
hydrodictyon.eeb.uconn.edu/eeb...
It was a pretty incredible gift to be able to work with Kurt on this episode. His work spans decades and it took multiple tries to understand it in a way that could be put together in a narrative. I am very grateful for all of his time, warmth and generosity. I had to leave many, many wonderful pieces of research and factoids out due to time constraints but I would urge any of you that are interested to dive deeper into his work.
His colleagues Dr. William G. Ryerson, Ms. Amanda E. Hewes and
Ms. Sara Horwitz contributed a great deal to some of the research that I mentioned.
Dr. Margaret Rubega (rubegalab.uconn.edu/) deserves thanks for introducing me to Kurt in the first place.
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The best quote ever: “No, Jerry, it’s not a fetish. When a scientist does it, it’s an area of interest.”
I am an actual research scientist (Ph.D. in Biological Chemistry) and this will forevermore be the greatest thing I've ever heard.
But the accuracy is undeniable
Surprised me, even an actual scientist learn science from u frank.
copied
@@muhammadsyam1202 No scientist knows everything. And they all hunger for neat facts to share around the science water cooler. It is their way.
this is the most professional-unprofessional documentary ever
That's our guy!😊
I know, right? I wasn't expecting to learn things then snerk at a snowman's baby maker comment.
lol welcome to zefrank
Welcome to the channel :33
You haven't seen the rest of these have you?
“Flick your tongue up and down very quickly like a snake. When humans do this, it’s called an ‘HR Violation’ “
Tears in my eyes 😂😂🤣🤣
That part killed me
As soon as he said you try it I immediately did it, then proceeded to call it HR violation, bursted out laughing. 🤣🤣
I died when I heard the hr part 😂 felt so wrong trying it out afterwards 😂
I cried laughing at this too!! This is my favorite line in this video.
😂😂😂
"And no it's not that big hole. That's the glottis. It's used for breathing while they're deepthroating a squirrel's butt." You'd think that I know better than to be drinking something while watching True Facts, but here I am squeegeeing soda off my monitor.
Lol. Highly underrated comment
😂😂😂😂
Every fucking time!!!!!!,🤣😂🤣😂🤣 There should be a disclaimer/rule. DO NOT DRINK OR EAT ANYTHING while watching these videos. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤
Is that a euphemism?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jerry's script remains wild. "Jerry, that's not a snake."
"No, Jerry, it's not a fetish. When a scientist does it it's an area of interest."
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
It's not a fetish if its an scientific area of interest. I'm use this knowledge for... research purposes.
Still a fetish tho
I'm a scientist (Ph.D. in Biological Chemistry) and that is going to be my go-to phrase for the rest of my career. Thank you, Zefrank.
“When you do it, it’s called an HR violation”
That’s as funny as it gets
That part cracked me up too 😂
I actually laughed out loud
I agree damn hr violations lol
bruuuuh i actually tried to flick my tongue fast and then the joke hit me like damn 🤣
Hahahah that cracks me up everytime i do the tongue thing.
"Can't fool me brain-witch!" he said smugly. I laughed so hard to that.
i love that Dr. Schwenk seemed so excited to be involved and help out for the video lmao
The timeline of funny moments he provided hit me so off guard 😄 🤣
“No jerry, it’s not a fetish. When a scientist does it it’s an area of interest”
Ze Frank
November 2020
Similar idea/statements in the surfing sea snail/slug episode.
@@evientually i was gonna tell him the same thing lol
That's what I tell my friends
haha so funny quote taken from video haha very funny original
Rando: What the fuuuuu
Me: Back off man, I'm a scientist
“When humans do this it’s called an HR violation.” 😂
Yep, that was my favorite quote.
This line absolutely destroyed me. I am very glad I wasn't in public at the time.
Best line 😂
i died 😂 😂 😂 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Jerry, that's not a snake! ... I KNOW it's on its belly but it has LEGS, Jerry!"
"But this is a shag carpet of *doom* "
"Or take half a viagra"
Stop killing me dude it's 2am
Ywnbaw :)
If he kills you at 2 am you don't have to get up for work tomorrow, just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think all shag carpets are of doom.
From this point forward, all Psychologists and Therapists are hereby to be referred to as "Brain Witches."
can we add "Brain Farts" for politicians to the lexicon ?
@@kasnitch Or turn it around: Fart Brains.
If I were a psychologist, I'd want to be called a Brain Witch.
*Brain blown*
Just don't tell the zombies, they'll think you're inviting them to lunch.
"You do it. Try flicking your tongue up and down very quickly."
Me at work: "Ok" *does it*
"When humans do this, it's called an HR violation."
"..." *pauses and looks over at the HR department manager looking at me*
See, that's why you should NEVER watch these videos at work. You WILL laugh at something you're "not supposed to." And even though everyone else is laughing, too, that just means you'll all get the violation treatment.
Hahahaha
lmfaooo!!! oh no!!!
It was at this moment he knew........ he fucked up.
lmao best comment 😆😆😆
As a research scientist myself, I don't think I've ever seen a better example of scientist behavior than the graph at the end showing funny moments by timestamp... Especially because it was not directly asked for. Love it!! :)
I am highly amused that any research scientist would watch zefrank videos, but ... Well, of course you would.
And that’s how the science hippies dooo.
The funny moments timeline makes my data scientist heart sing ❤
Dr. Kurt Schwenk seems like a great guy. I particularly enjoyed his breakdown of jokes at the end and his very clinical observation of the gap which only serves to make it more hilarious.
100% with you on this! Plus, I _simply ADORE_ his name.
Can you explain, what gap cause I don’t understand
@@bunnio5451 Sure! Check out and pause the video at 9:47 in the credits as Zefrank gives a "Special Schwanks to Dr. Kurt Schwenk" and the screenshot he follows it with from Dr. Schwenk.
Edit: Looking back at Dr. Schwenk's graph, Zefrank did take his advice and put in more jokes in that gap!
Apparently, he's kind of a badass.
I had him as a professor at UCONN, he’s cool af
"Are all the new viewers gone yet?"
Nope. It seems like I've just started a journey.
That made my day.
Welcome to the party.
GODDAMNIT RUFUS
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER CULT
A bizarre, yet awesome journey.
And by the end of it, you should know the shape of every penis in the animal kingdom
Everyone is 3 weeks too late xD
"But the snake ancestor pulled evolution aside and said, 'I'll give an arm and a leg to be the best at it.'" I see what you did there.
you missed half of the joke
"the snake said 'i'll give you an arm and a leg to be the best at [smelling]' and that was the start of a negotiation"
An FMAB reference, right?
@@Marcel-qb9ge no just a dad joke
I'll admit that it took a moment for me to realize what I'd just heard. 😂
@@Marcel-qb9ge I do appreciate the fact that you know what FMAB is.
“Snowman’s baby maker” I’m dead 🤣
My son introduced me to you zefrank, he died from covid on Feb 20th 2022, at the age of 41 I find your content, strangely comfomforting and very funny, anyways turn to it when I need a little upbeat. Thank you.
"When humans do this, it's called an HR violation."
I'm watching this at work. I flicked my tongue before he said it. . . now I'm dying laughing.
Well, it's been long enough so I assume you've put in your 2-week's notice.
🤔🤷🏾♂️😛😜😝😋😉😂😂😂😂
Guilty.... luckily I did it at home. Still got the HR mail tho. Teams-meetings aren't the best moments to watch these apparently.
Harris claims to have this beat!
"That'ssssssssssssssssssss going into your file", HR rep hisses into your face.
“Brain witches” needs to be in general use.
Head-doctor
As a psych student, and a witch, this is just *chefs kiss* (also a little on the nose, but whatever LOLOL)
It's beautiful.
It's amazing how far this series has gone. You went from entertaining goofy semi-educational short videos to entertaining goofy fully-educational mini-documentaries.
The “wait sorry” everything he says butt something gets me everytime
“There is very rarely a miss”
My bearded dragon: *tries to eat a cricket and bites my finger*
Update: Tried to add some plastic plants to his enclosure to make it look a bit nicer. Had to remove them after just seconds of them being in the tank because he immediately decided that they looked delicious and lunged for them.
THERE WAS NO MISTAKE.
But thats just because bearded dragons are cursed with the stupid.
@@itsonlyafleshwound9024 I love my beardy to death...but you’re right of course. He is the dumb.
@@n.maximo5505 mines actually pretty intelligent. Have you guys been training and growing a bond with yours?
That is because bearded dragons have no depth perception
Psychologist: will you please stop calling me a brain witch? I’m a doctor
Me: what ever brain witch just make me not sad anymore
"Ugh, okay, whatever, but keep in mind that I'm a professional and I've worked hard for my doctorate. Now stand in the circle and drink the brew, I'll start the incantation."
@@onkelpappkov2666 should we offer the sheep to the gods now or afterwards Brain bit.. witch?
the fuck is this
Operation rooms Doctors : can you stop calling me a guy with a knife that will not hurt me but heal me somehow?
Someone : yea yea just stitch my operation wound guy with a knife that will not hurt me but heal me somehow
zefrank asking "are the new viewers gone yet" just reminded me of the reactions i got when i shared the duck true facts to some friends and i learned which of them i shared the same humor with
"Butt molecules in the air- sorry- But, molecules in the air are all mixed together..."
That ending shot was disturbing in many ways...
Somehow it's the worst one
Waiting for the most disgusting and educational video of all: 'True Facts: Apes With Tools'
I think it was someone blowing a raspberry
10:16 ?
Which is exactly why it’s an HR violation
Never thought a slow motion clip of the human tongue could evoke such disgust in one's self. 🤣
Came here to say that.
Blebleblebleblbleblublblblbl
It was like a 70's porno. Horrifying, hillarious, deeply embarrassing and yet strangely...
LMAO I know!! That was NASTY
The spittle!
"Can't fool me, Brain Witch!; Prehistoric sex toy; When you do this, it's known as an HR violation; Not that, Jerry!..." The new viewers are subscribers - I am one!
"You try flick your tongue up and down very quickly" me- flicks tongue up and down very quickly and feels like a reptile.
Lol
Idk why but I kinda feel like a reptile
feels like an HR violation
*“No, Jerry, it’s not a fetish. When a scientist does it, it’s an area of interest.”*
this is the most phallic documentry ive ever watched
I guess you haven’t watched True Facts about the Duck, or A Song About Dicks.
@@beachgirl4583 I would bet for the stinkhorn, it's literally a living phallic joke.
@@beachgirl4583 oh.
*oh no*
You must be new here. Welcome!
Dude same
"Lots of insects were harmed in the making of this film."
This video is a mealworm snuff film.
@@scottjones6860 Mealworms must have been meant to be eaten with a name like that.
I like how the "if" made the insect part a disclaimer to the statement: "Lots were harmed(...)"
666 likes
"When humans do this it's called a HR violation" had me dying
Yet the human tongue lip thing at the end was the most disgusting. How is that? 🤔🤣
I tried it out😂😂
@@TheAIchroniclerr lol, i bet you did. 🤣
Weird to watch, especially in slo-mo; yes. Performed under the cover(s) of darkness; your partner will never want to leave you.
Because when humans do it it’s an HR violation. Duh 😜
@@macklyon7476 yuppers!
“When humans do it it’s an HR violation.”
Sure NOW he tells me.
Go to the last seconds!
That killed me 😭😭😭😭😭
Zefrank: “You perv...”
Also Zefrank: “what else can your tongue do” and “how fast can you flick it”
Call me when it's covered in mucus
Totally innocent lines.
Get your mind out of the gutter, you perv!
And when humans do it,it's called a HR violation😄
@@TheMegaPingasMobile Ring ring ring banana...
It's like a nature documentary being ad-lib narrated by Morgan Freeman after he's had a glass or two of his favourite drink~
“Deep throating a squirrel’s butt ! “🤣🤣 I just discovered him today and here I am watching each and every video of his !
Welcome to the club!!! Lol I awaits his next video. Usually produces one every 3-4 months and there glorious 🤣🤣🤣
"Butt molecule, sorry but molecules"
Oh that just kills me!
"Butt molecules in the air are all-sorry, but molecules in the air..."
I was doing so well at retaining my maturity until this moment
And when the world needed him the most, he returned.
And it was good.
yes
Its what zefrank do..
and all was right in the world
Like the avatar comparison
*Aang has left the chat*
“Can’t fool me, brain witch.”
I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile.
"Okay so uhhh we were thinking of putting some.... sex jokes? And we were wandering if we could?"
Zenfrank: "yes"
"OH great ... but um how many should we put?"
Zenfrank: *"yes"*
“Are the new viewers gone yet?” That takes me back.
First video I saw was “True Facts about the Chameleon” and from the that first red rocket joke I was hooked 😂🤣
Im back
Yep
Hi five, fellow speed racer!
The part when he said “stop it perv, I know hat you are thinkin” brought me back into it.
I can’t watch these videos in public, almost spit out my drink twice from laughter. Great content, always brings a smile to my face.
“Kinda looks like a snowman’s bebeh maker”
Favorite quote of 2020 "It looks like a snowman's bebe maker"
Edit: Lol why so many likes? And also thanks for them! :)
Dr shlink likes tongues 👅 Bob got touched all over with his tongue 👅
Living in Minnesota 😂🤣😂 I will never ever look at a snow man the same way!!! ☃️❄⛄
Baby*
Yep this is favorite quote for winter lol
@@zays7146 *bebe
4:28: "When humans do this, it's called an HR violation."
proven right by the video last shot.
Oh god my sides Hurt.
My favorite line
Hr violation?
@@neroclaudius7284 human resources violation. Do the tongue thing at your workplace and your giving yourself a oneway ticket to a harassment charge
0:46 The sheer disappointment in his voice is hilarious.
Oh yeah it’s like when I use my tongue to suck in popcorn, even though that’s clearly not what it was meant for.
It is. Evolution was thinking ahead.
3:17 “a tube that allows them to breathe when they’re deep throating a squirrel’s butt” - this will be the only time these words are ever used in this sequence in history of mankind.
That made me almost choke on the food I was eating 😂😂
Oh.. I'm sure it's going on rule 34 now...
@@iamsherlocked345 to bad you didnt have a breath tube
We hope this will be the only time these words are used in a sentence, but this world had gone mad. Poor squirrels
Everyone's telling about tongues, but no one says how beautiful these lizards' eyes are.
That's why dragon are called as "Majestic and Beautiful Creature"
Ah yes, I’m very familiar with lizard eyes. That’s how you can tell if a person is one of them!!
How is no one talking about 1:26??🤣🤣
@@allmightoneforall1338 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
That's just furry material now.
Talking
I always come away from True Facts feeling both informed, and an unusual combination of feeling uncomfortable and laugh pains. Three in one.
"And because of all this, there is very rarely a miss."
My slow, dopey-ass bearded dragon: Are you challenging me?
“It’s kinda like smelling in stereo.” Glad to see Jerry is getting better at metaphors.
“Butt molecules; sorry but molecules.” Classic Jerry.
4:50
Who is Jerry
@@DavyDave1313 I see you’re new here. Essentially Jerry is zefranks script writer who makes funny mistakes often. Hes not a real person just a character that makes things more interesting and funny. I highly suggest watching all of zefranks videos from the beginning.
@@rufusconnolly8489 Pretty much yeah just a fictional assistant who writes all of the script for the videos
@@rufusconnolly8489 Jerry really is the reason to consult a brain witch
My favorite line
Lizards: We’d like to smell with our tongue
Evolution: F*ck off really?
Evolution: Alright we’ll figure out
I love how he just acts like evolution is so done with stuff like this
*with
Wither
Now I understand how male genitalia came about
Evolution has had to put up with the crap the animals in the deep ocean tried evolving into, of course it's just gonna go with the flow when things finally started evolving on land.
Wait until you here about the platypus.
"Okay, so we want like a duck bill, but still mammals."
"Weird choice but sure..."
"And also a beaver tail, webbed feet like a frog two."
"Your swimming a lot? okay."
"And, how about the males have like a wasp stinger, but under their back foot."
"How do you even plan to use that? whatever."
"Are the newcommers gone now?"
-jokes on you, i am into that shit!
When is this guy getting a Netflix show?
“Snake rave.”
“Think sinus infection, but in your mouth... Are the new viewers gone yet?”
I love it XD
I've studied reptiles for years and I learned more in this sex joke filled 10 minutes than anything else in recent memory I wish I had more than 1 like to give
Sounds like this video has replenished your f-bucket, if you have more than one like to give. 8-)
Sounds like you need to quit your day job
The feeling is mutual. My research has nearly come to a halt. I casually study non-avian dinosaurs and other ornithodirans primarily but, most of my info came from books. I tried reading papers and I just can't! I get distracted so easily! I tried returning to books but now they are hard to retain information from too. I need to get my act together, this video has given me some hope.
While obviously your best dialogues have been quoted, I just want to thank you for the incredible amount of info each vid’s packed with! Learnt a lot and definitely have a greater sense of appreciation for evolution and life forms in general. To all the researchers and members who’ve helped with the vids- THANK YOU for all your research and sharing it with us all through the very entertaining ZeFrank and Jerry🙏🏽
Calling psychologists “brain witches” is fantastic
I love the fact that not only does Dr. Schwenk has such an amazing surname, he also went out of his way to make sure this documentary is perfect. Mad respect. Thank you Dr. Schwenk, very cool.
Hes my professor!
And a very good one, at that!
@@avaresio73 Wait, like actually?
Akiharuse yes! I’m a student at UConn, he’s my Comparative Vertebrate Anatomy professor this semester and has been working incredibly hard on this and other projects! He’s easily the best professor I’ve had here and cares so much both about his students and his work.
@@avaresio73 You need to get his autograph now that he's a TH-cam celeb lol.
"I'll give an arm and a leg to be best at it" I'm dying :-D
that one went over my head for a good second before it caught up to me. lol!
This is just one of the finest zefrank vids/biology lessons ever. Just amazing.
I never thought tongue could be this fascinating and entertaining at the same time
I'm not going to be a psychologist, just a counselor. But I want to market myself as a brain witch now too.
30 like
Same. Liscenced brain witch
The brain witch's apprentice?
you're all Brain Witches!
some also become Brain Medicine Witches.
Good for you! 👻🌸
Remember when True Facts was originally meant to be just a joke channel that uses “true” ironically? That is until ZeFrank realized “Dang, Biology be gud!”.
Man I do remember that. Like with the hedgehog?
I like it even better this way. It's still funny (funnier imo) but if you listen you can also learn things.
wasn't everything true though?
This video was fucking cool and educational, i l,ike it better
Like the fake true facts are funnier but true true facts are better
Just to be clear, I wasn’t saying this to criticize the change! I just found it interesting that this is how the series evolved. From absolute nonsense to hilarious but true biological facts.
I came back after years to re-watch these videos and I'm hooked replaying them, they help me to sleep
Thx for posting the recognition this video just got, this ones amazing.
"It's like they can smell in stereo". This somehow resonates so deeply...
What? How? Do you... like... sniff stereos or something?
@@-TheShaun- bro you don’t?!
3D scent if that helps.
@@-TheShaun- I think stereos have left and right channels, correct me if I'm wrong, like a snake has one part of their tongue going to the left and right
I'm almost certain "Smell in Stereo" is a MGMT song
Forget "God creating certain Animals", I'm all about "Evolution conversing with Animals". It's just funnier to me.
The first one aint funny tho but i see what you did
@@TCG9777 Alright, I just wanna confirm we're talking about the same thing. When I say "Evolution conversing with animals" I specifically mean what's going on in zefrank's videos. When I say God creating certain animals I mean stuff like this:
-----------------------------------------------------
GOD: 8
ANGEL: 9!
GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk
ANGEL: ...10
GOD: 15!!
ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25
GOD: 30!!
CENTIPEDE: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid
GOD: ONE HUNDRED
ANGEL: LMAO
--- or this ---
Corgi: Why are my legs so short?
God: That’s just what legs look like.
Corgi: Oh cool.
[giraffe walks by]
Corgi:
God: ...You weren’t supposed to see that.
You not finding those funny is obviously completely up to you. Again, I just wanna make sure we're talking about the same thing.
You said it, boooooy! :) Funny how this "god" went to all the trouble of making itself so hidden in the clear facts of evolution. A real genius move.
@@the-trustees When I say "Evolution conversing with animals" I specifically mean what's going on in zefrank's videos.
Gecko: I want to be able to lick my own eyeball.
Evolution: I... I mean okay, but.. why?
Gecko: Well, I need to keep them moist and I don't want eyelids anymore.
Evolution: Don't want eye-!? Do you know how long it took me to make those!?
When I say God creating certain animals I mean stuff like this:
-----------------------------------------------------
GOD: 8
ANGEL: 9!
GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk
ANGEL: ...10
GOD: 15!!
ANGEL mouthful of pizza 25
GOD: 30!!
CENTIPEDE: tearing up stop giving me legs, I look stupid
GOD: ONE HUNDRED
ANGEL: LMAO
-- or this --
Corgi: Why are my legs so short?
God: That’s just what legs look like.
Corgi: Oh cool.
[giraffe walks by]
Corgi:
God: ...You weren’t supposed to see that.
@@Dinomatrix21 Clearly, I thought you were a normal instead of a zealot. This is a great example of how atheists admit error when shown to be incorrect instead of doubling down on dogmatic garbage.
Educational....and a hoot ! If only biology classes had been like that when I went to school...
Chameleon tongues are like those sticky grabber hands you used to get in gumball machines back in the 90s
Lesson learned today from Jerry:
Be a scientist and you'll never be judged as pervert.
Noted.
What would the study of tentacle hentai be called? Nvm I'll figure it out.
No, you go outside.
This is unfortunately false :(
Proctologists get the biggest pass for what they do.
This is fact for someone does not like science
“Are the new viewers gone yet?” Omg, I just got the A Show with Ze Frank flashback goosebumps!
Right??
He said the thing!
2:52 Rhythmic speakage. He be's a beat poet. But in a punk-fast, science sort of way.
Greetings, fellow Sports Racer!
@@SuperSaiyanGokuX What is your power move?
"Now this cricket already thinks it's having a sh☆tty day.. It get's worse.. Wait fot it... Blllbbblb" 🤣🤣
"during this little snake rave" ... there's no stopping this mad genius.
This is literally the best example of science communication I have EVER seen. Going to show this to classes I teach.
YOOOOOOO WHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Isnt that hr violation?
And I bet they stay awake too
Unlike when alot of us were in school with that horrible monotone voice.
With all the sex jokes, hope it's an adult class.
be careful, sweetie. college - yes. HS - no!!!! for this particular one anyway. it’s really got a LOT of innuendo!! teehee 🤭
Before, scientists are successful when they can get their work published in a journal, now they are successful when they get put in a zefrank video
That makes Ze doubly successful.
I love how at first glance the analogies sounds silly but they’re actually really effective at simplifying a complex biological function.
This is like watching a documentary inside hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
"Evolution was like, 'Oh yeah, there's time.'" **chefs kiss** That was a masterpiece.
"***k off, _really?"_
Dr. Shwenk is exaclty the name I would expect a doctor who signs up to have his research narrated by zefrank to have.
How very shwenk of him
Or Dr Vinkman from Ghostbusters! 😂😂😂
"butt particles - Sorry, But particles.." This play on words gets me every video it is involved in.
On fire in this episode... superb content plus "brain witches", "hr violation"... love it!
So, I watched these videos a lot during my pregnancy. An alarming number of your videos were on my labor playlist (along with some Ali Wong standup and Ylvis music videos). Now, my 8 month old is calmed by the sound of your voice.
Congrats on the kid and the courage to admit that there's nothing more calling than Zefrank.
Congrats on the baby! He really does have a calming voice, doesn’t he? Combined with the background chamber music, I can see why it works.
BTW, you know your kid is gonna want a weird pet now, right? Lol.
I think you would probably calm most 8 year olds
Hell yea Ali Wong
That's how pregnant mommies doo... 🤣😂
"Can't fool me, brain witch."
Most relatable thing I've ever heard. Brain witch trickery must be stopped.
Brain Witch trickery is the only thing that keeps me and everyone around me alive. lol
They're everywhere😨 lol
I will do the up and down tongue thing in office.. When HR tells me it's a violation, I will just tell them I am sampling the air molecule.. That's just how I will get by from now on.. Thanks Zefrank..
I have been so happily watching these for the last, oh, year or two...but I just saw that little "are you human" ted talk and, surprisingly, teared up at one of them (something along the lines of "have you ever looked at someone you thought was totally ordinary and realized they were far more than that"), and then a few that followed....bravo.
Imagine waiting 3 months for zefrank to upload a new video, and then he does, and you couldn't be happier. That's how his subscribers do.
His video are always worth the wait
I lost it at "smarty nipple." Jotting it down in my list of creative insults notebook.
Don't forget "naughty bunglet"!
"As you can see, there is, indeed, a significant gap [of humor] at about 370 sec (6:43). This might not bother you at all, which is totally fine."
My best bud was an entomologist with a focus in millipedes back in his younger wild years and the just sheer similarity to the mannerisms of highly specialized biologists suffocates me. It's hilarious.
When people flick their tongues really quickly, that's a HR violation.
Do you give funny classes? I want to be funny too
Hey wonderful person, your videos are very informative and straight to the point. I wouldn't mind a little bit of comedy though.
You are wonderful as you are, and sometimes.. quite rarely but you do crack a joke.
Hey Anton you Oh so wonderful person. Great to see you out and about. Love your show.
A wild Anton appears and I'm here lacking my pokeballs.
Now that surprised me! And it is funny too, subtle😁
This alternated wildly between mesmerizing, fascinating, and disgusting.
That's how his videos do.
You forgot hilarious.
By far the best randomly recommended channel I ever had. Great work!
"The ancestors of the squamates asked Evolution if there was time for a modification. And Evolution was like, 'Oh yeah, there's time.'" Great delivery and the irony is perfect.
First of all I didn’t know “worm lizards” existed.
Secondly, calling therapists/counselors “brain witches” was brilliant.