What If Uranus Collided With Earth?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- It's been 30 days since Uranus first appeared in the sky. At first, it looked like our Moon had found itself a stellar partner. But then, we understood something much, much bigger was headed our way. What caused Uranus to become so unstable? How could this epic collision change the ice giant? And what's with this horrific stink? Ugh.
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"What would happen if Uranus collided with Earth?"
Well... It happens every time I sit
Hshahhahahaha
*"No, no. He's got a point."*
😂😂😂😂
LOLLL WHEN YOU SIT IT COMES STRAIGHT BACK LOLLL
ahh copied
“What if Uranus collided with Earth?”
we would have a crap ton of problems
This comment is underrated as shit. Needs more likes.
The comment section is killing me
@@Mari-gq2jp it already killed me
"crap"
Ad if there isn't a crap ton of problems already
Space: What you doing?
Earth: I'm about to go into Uranus
Is it consensual 🤔🤣🤣
@@Dade_Soulja no
What are you doing step earth?
Let'em rip
Lol😂😂😂
"Uranus would look about the same size as the moon"
I died 💀
No, you just creamed yourself
Does TH-cam work in the after-life?
😭😭😭😭 can't stop laughing
But he didn't pronounce it that way tho
@@Broockle its same speeling as ur anus
1
‘Uranus would start shaking things up’
I physically cannot take this anymore
Dont worry uranus will compress
Im dying right now bruh 💀💀💀
I know, I know!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAMEEE
TAKE IT MENTALLY THEN
"Uranus smells like farts." The script writers knew what they were doing.
Lame.
@@sailbatten2056 ur mom
@@Marcel38281 Lame.
@@tantris2876 same
@@tantris2876 same
I’m mature... I’m mature...
“what’s this horrific stink”
Shit.
Dude wtf?!?! :D
@@Bekeyboo bc this is internet people can say it
@@Bekeyboo sh................inkles
@@coookiiieess says it the person who has roblox videos on her playlist
@@gamiing4041 oof
Still not matured enough to read this title without laughing
we never will mate 🤣🤣
I dont understand lmao
@@kylo-juju3796 why would u laugh bc of the title 😅
@@rubyy2923 ur joking??
Even the thumbnail was designed to be laughed at 😂
Uranus: i got to fart but I dont know which way to lean
Uranus: where should i fart
"it's been 30 days since Uranus appeared in the sky"
Umm...
He made us three hours ago
Still closer than Cyberpunk 2077
???
Wow it’s very empty
SCP foundation want to know yourlocation
I literally can't scroll down in the comments without bursting into laughter..
SAME
Dude same
Same 😂
No because I’m mature
@@burntchickennugget8494 would you chill, it's just light hearted fun 🙄
“the thought of it makes me nauseous” *gags*😭😭😭😭😭😭that was so funny
"Uranus smells like farts"
Surprised pikachu face
It’s because of how you pronounce it lol
Pika?
@@just_lucid pika pika pika
😮+Pikachu= _suprised pikachu face_
Stop bulling me
"Uranus is 15 times more massive than Earth"
16 times if you relax
20 times than your mom
22 times if you don't attend online lectures
THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED
LMAOO. "You have to want the collision sweetie, it's easier the second time."
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"Uranus colliding with Earth"
Cameraman: I'm gonna be safe from here
Me: "I'm a 30 year old man who is above such childish humor"
*Sees tittle of video*
Me: *wheeze*
Thats what I'm screaming 😂
It’s technically pronounced “Ur-in-is” but the joke is still funny.
30 year old man who can't spell title ?
Video should also mention that Earth would form a new ring system.
@@vanditgupta22 clumbsy thumbs on a smartphone? That is one ofmy downfalls. 😂
if uranus looks the size of the moon, you need to go to the doctor
Initially he said.
"What's this horrific stink?" Well, it's....Uranus.
I’m a 13 year-old living in the six year old brain😂😂🤦
@@chengbros6101 same
@@damn5940 😂😂
@Dejon Osborne Depending on how you pronounce Uranus, it sounds like “Your anus”.
Beware of auto mods
If you are sitting down, Uranus is constantly colliding with the earth.
“uranus smells like farts”
me: sorry i had burger king last night
It’s Chipotle/TacoBell 😠
It can be any type of food you 10 year old
@@sirvanguach9930 ikr, get that American 10 year old outta here
@@roisinmcdonald9198 shut up
@@JMeisterV shut up
"Uranus will grow bigger and brighter and the sky would look gorgeous"
Aw thanks 😁
Uranus is just amazing isn’t it
I had momentarily forgotten the Uranus jokes as I watched the video…until I looked down at the comments….thanks guys 💀
Lol
That just sounds so gay the way you say that. 😆
@༼ཆ༽ meh Uranus is just big and round and beautiful
Idk about this, but if URanus collides with earth, then Uranus will expand beyond human comprehension.
Him: "Uranus smells"
Me: *thanks.*
Lmfaooooo
Even rick astley is here
Even when he is such bad to you and says meen things like this, allways remember:
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Can I get a link to your mixtape?
Prepare! Uranus jokes incoming!
Lol
Yes I already made one
Thomas Alva Edison has discovered more than 1800 things and is known as America's greatest inventer
I have made a vid on it.
@@kevinsknowledge8482 anyone asked?
Done😂
Earth:*crashes to Uranus*
Uranus:S O F T
thumbnail dummy thicc
It looks like a massive bean bag in the thumbnail 😭
@@cryptid_cactus if only the bean bag was covered in fart spray 200x
"Because uranus is 15times massive than earth" got me... Lol😂😂
“uranus would shine like a bright blue star in the sky everyday” 💀 ☠️
3:57 that’s why it’s called Uranus😂
So true 🤣🤣🤣
Yup
😐
UR ANUS
lmaooooioioioiioiupofcfbxdfgsed xhfgfghfgh
Uranus ‘i am the great cornholio’
Earth ‘ do you need tp for the bungholio?
Right now The Earth has more risk from humans rather than from Uranus.
How is my anus a risk for the planet.
@@varyhandsomeguy 😂😂😂
@@varyhandsomeguy Well......
@@varyhandsomeguy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@varyhandsomeguy😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😃😂🤣😂🤣
i love how a mature conversation about Uranus is impossible. Like against the laws of physics impossible.
LMAO
"Ooraanos". If you're not 12 years old; it's not a big deal.
In our language we call it Uran, so it's absolutely serious. Only English language is screwed
Weak
@@LenkaAryaGrowler Russian, huh?
"Uranus: The Smell of Fear". That should be the title of the video.
@3L 😂
Mans talking all about uranus in depth
"Because well Uranus smells like farts."
Me: *wHaAAAaaTtt??!*
"Uranus hit earth"
*every 9 year old ever laughing
im not 9 im 4
idiot
@Yes I’m sure I put my name correctly oml
Athiest alert
@Kieran Rodriguez dude im 14 i was just jk lol
Ok well I’m a mentally unstable 19 year old so I’m pretty sure that counts
"Uranus would start shaking things up"
bro stop 😭
"ugh and what's this horrific stink"
*Are we just going to ignore the fact that it's called Uranus*
Thats why he made the video about uranus its clearly a joke
Urine-us
@@SEZMALOIN no it's ur-anus
The blood of Jesus is against you!
@@shannilove2801 what
"What caused Uranus to become so unstable"
One bad dinner mate
Oh sh--
You make good jokes i saw in some other comments section
You're funny😆
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Taco bell
This would be the craziest gender reveal party in the universe
Let’s reveal the gender with uranus
@@deejayfarmer9492 what-
LMAOOO
@@deejayfarmer9492 tf
LMAOOOO
"what made uranus so unstable?"
*busts out of laughter*
Lol ur funny
Lol
Taco bell, obviously
@@darkleome5409 i don’t think you got the joke😉
@@donniefleuryy.29 yes I did. He busts out of laugher, cause he ate way too much at taco bell. His outgasings are combination of uncontrolled laughter and some taco bell sh*t😜
"Uranus wouldn't get away with this assault so easily" 💀
If this really does happen, it's going to be the most hilarious way we die.
Imagine two huge speaded cheeks coming towards earth at light speed.
@@ZykoYFF I'm surprised we still have not designated a Goatse Nebula or Goatse Galaxy here in the Age of the Shitlord. Heck, Gamma Capricornus being called Goat C seems like an obvious one to toss out there.
@@ZykoYFF two buttcheeks named ur-anus heading towards earth like sonic
then it releases a big fart
then one of it’s volcanoes also release a big fart
then the earth becomes the fart
Imagine dying to god dropping his fat dumpy on you
Death by Uranus 🤣
I can tell you right now that if I was to crash into Uranus, it is not going to smell good.
I like how everything in space is so beautiful yet so f*cking deadly.
Yeah like it's so fascinating and shit but then you'd die in space
Uranus is super beautiful
@@shiraori3705 Why thanks!
I made it through NSN so yeah!
Thank you for not being like the rest of this GOD FORSAKEN COMMENT SECTION
Yea Uranus is pretty deadly
I'm just imagining the narrator holding himself to stay on the topic
PLS THE NOISE I JUST MADE
"It's been 30 days since Uranus first appeared in the sky"
Dammit, 5 seconds into the vid and I already lost it
Same!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What?
LMAO
Lmaooooo
u mean you lost Uranus?
I ADORED THE WAY HE REFUSED TO SAY UR ANUS
I Came Straight To Comment Section After Reading Title.
Same
Metoo
Same
Yup...
Welcome
You can fit 63 earths in Uranus. 64 if you relax.
~Hecklefish.
0:25 "What made Uranus so unstable"
_“Taco Bell”_
Edit: Guys my videos are better than my comment btw...
I read uranus as your-anus
I’m eating Taco Bell as I read this 😂😂😂
horrific stink
Lol
Talk about your space dumps!
"What caused Uranaus to be so unstable?!"
*its straight nandos hot sauce from the bottle at 1am in the morning*
Oh no
@@jagarjorgen hej jörgen
Taco night
You ever had one of those massive poops that hurt really bad halfway through but you have no choice to commit?
Uranus got sick of the jokes and decided to do something about it
Props to the person who witnessed Uranus crashing into the Earth to bring us this information
😏
@@cha_hoe STO
Uranus was definitely stinky
Bro it’s a prediction
@@thedailyfact12 bro its a joke 🗿
One thing I know is we wouldn't go down without a few good memes
3:23 "Uranus, would start shaking things up"
Cause it's dummy thicc
Oh my God XD
0:33 Of course it would stink, it's *Uranus*
UR AN-
Uhh
@@Lilwindex15k Uhh
Uranus jokes
@@preethimamungur5625it’s older than your anus itself. (Or ur anus)
"Uranus wouldn't come alone"
Bring it in, The more the merrier
Riley Reid?
@@Ihaveaboyfriend more like Johnny sins
@@quatermoosh6624 😂😂😂
How many anuses do I have?
The Enterprise discovered a cluster of Klingons around Uranus.
"WHAT CAUSED URANUS TO BE SO UNSTABLE"
The burrito from that sketchy taco BÈLL guy
Taco bell
Curry
"What made uranus so unstable?"
"Taco Bell."
What is taco bell
@@smokeylizardaot2692 TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING
@@eseopu man ain't Mexican fam
@@smokeylizardaot2692 im not mexican
@@smokeylizardaot2692 Bruh Taco Bell is an American chain
Narrator : Reading Intensively Serious
Me : *Laughing on every sentence*
"Yeah, I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye.
But if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine."
- Bloodhound Gang
"You'll be dead with one good whiff because I mean, Uranus smells like farts."
U killed me man🤣🤣🤣
Uranus reminds me of Urmomma.
@@dreamquesttv 🤣🤣🤣
"Uranus stinks" wow i never thought i will hear that
XD
Lmfao I cant breath help me LMFAOOOOOO pls help me its so funny
💀 bruh I'm 8 o get these joke s and know one cares that 8💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
Q: what if earth crashed into uranus?
A: ask hans niemann
"It's been 30 days since Uranus first appeared in the sky". Well, look, I know I had Tacobell yesterday, but there's no need to make a huge fuss about it.
editor needs a raise
Me: what a beautiful day!
Uranus: hey what’s up!
Me: dead
😂💀
What are you dead?
@@uranus9055 the legend himself is here...
@@uranus9055 wut!?
¨Why does it stink?´
Idk, its probably Uranus.
Time Traveller: *Moves a rock*
What if: *"Urcock would've been the same size as your moon"*
LMAOOOOOO
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
I like how Uranus is a gas giant
OK STOP WITH THESE RECOMMENDATIONS ABOUT URANUS MY LUNGS CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH
"uh it's been 30 days since URANUS has appeared in the sky" LMFAO
literally one very first phrase has made me burst into laughter
I love how you're dodging a bullet here with pronouncing "Your-UH-Nus".
EDIT: Upon being told repeatedly and doing research on other videos, I have come to the conclusion that this is the correct pronunciation. But still...he knew...
the pronunciation was officially changed to ur-ine-is
the childish pronunciation of “uranus” is probably the only reason ppl sign up for astronomy in school😂
Original pronunciation is oo-ra-nos. Just saying
@@emiplayz91 _urine-is_
yea Its urANUS
If Uranus hit the Earth, it might be bruised for a day or two lol.
I love the change of title 😂
At first was
‘What if we crashed into Uranus?’
😂
i can hear my greek father yelling in the distance at every joke made about uranus “ITS CALLED URANOOOOSSS NOT URANUS AAAAAA ΜΑΛΑΚΑΑΑΑ”
Duuuuude they should have kept that lmfao 😂
"What's this horrific stink?!"
Uranus :D
2:23 "Uranus would have to pass an Assteroid belt"
Ok now they're just doing it on purpose
This video was on purpose and they did get some things wrong but ok.
@@Tarc_ what they got wrong?
XD
0:32 isn't that Obvious
Fr
3:56 he shoulda used the kracc bacc fard sound XD
“Uranus and its moons would be hitting the Earth from all sides”….
The Earth would be getting mooned alright… especially since Uranus is so big
thats what i like😏
Omg, I cannot stop laughing at the jokes that people are putting out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really? Thanks bro
🤨❗📸📷📸📷
Caught in 4k
"Uranus would shine like a bright blue star in the sky"
Why thank you, you're flattering me.
Makes me think of adult toy that's meant to go up there that has flat base encrusted with huge fake gem..
Came here for the comment section. It never disappoints.
Like come on, what are the odds of a planet named Uranus smelling like Farts 😭😭 that's fckin wicked 💀💀
Thanks for the documentation about Myanus.
This scenario is ludicrous, there is absolutely no way that any of the outer planets would suddenly come hurtling into the inner solar system. Jupiter wouldn't allow it for one, and even if they somehow were jolted from their respective orbits they would be flung into the outer most reaches of the solar system not come hurtling inwards
Glad to see this comment. Honestly, I am left wondering, even if it could get passed Jupiter, what kinda of effects Uranus would go through, given such a rapid heating in a thirteen year window. You're talking about a planet about 19.8 AU, suddenly become 1 AU from the sun, in barely over a decade. Literally its whole composite would change.
I used to think we had 14 years to evacuate and it would actully crash into us when I first watched this video💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
IN the thumbnail, Earth Just Bounced Up To Uranus
"Uranus would shine like a bright blue star in the sky" got me dead💀
U still alive?
Bro it's so funny, every line 😭😭😭
“and everyday it would appear bigger and brighter!”
one day I'll be matured enough and not laugh about this planet
You know, Uranus is huge
That’s a long day from now
I love Uranus... Oh no
No you won’t, don’t give yourself hope
@@itsquantumbits It’s ok, humanity still loves you.
“What would happen is Uranus collided with earth?”
It would be a pain in the ass
this is comedy at its finest
First we gonna hit with ASSteroids 😂
@tapia nope
I did back then when falling from my bike and it's indeed horrible..
im not gonna collide with that fucker.
"And the stink! You'd drop unconscious from one whiff of it."
My maturity is no more💀
Don't mess with it!
Gone. Reduced to atoms
"What made Uranus so unstable?" - Last nights curry most probably.
My father-
This is a meme, don’t worry.
Dad joke
-
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lol
Me: looks at thumbnail
Also me: *hehe*
43 mins ago huh
*michael jackson noises*
I just went hehehee bouncy hehehe
@@creatorchann2232 your anus
@@creatorchann2232 Just keep saying it slowly, U r a n u s. Your anus. See?
"What is this horrific smell"
me: *nervous laughter*
Ummm if you experience that you may wanna wash that ass ahead of time...
💀💀💀
LMAOOO BECAUSE OF UR-ANUS JEUSIWJWJWKWK-
@@user-ji7hr8yz6gAKFKAKSKKCSKCDKANAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA
@@whaleygrande6611 WHAHDNSKAICIENWNSJSOQOSJDNMEMEMS
I’m a grown adult
I’m a grown adult
I’m a grown adult ....
Damn….
That’s a lot of people lmao
Join the darkside, David
Join the dark side David
Join the dark side
COMPLY
Wtf how'd I get this many likes
Come on..
Join the dark side...
I didn’t ask
“What's this horrific stink?”
me: Uranus.
PFFTTTT-😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
Try living in Iceland...it stinks
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
- Did you know that scientists discovered a strage light coming from Uranus?
- I just swallowed a flashlight and it was a proctologist
"I'm a grown up now, I shouldn't laugh at these jokes"
The jokes: Hold my gas
It's you from cinema summary
I CAUGHT YOU FAKE MUSTACHE DUDE
Sup
Gas gas gas
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