Actually if you don’t scream and use shorter words ppl will understand and German sounds a little better. I’m native German and I didn’t get all the words 😂
a surpresa foi descubrir que eles têm um canal inteiro dedicado a isso. Falando em alemao, vc aprendeu em algum lugar que "da" significa "aqui" e "lá"? É bem confuso e em Leipzig eles falam assim também. Raro ouvir um "dort" sequer.
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sim, eu aprendi traduzindo... o "dort" é realmente muito raro, e em alguns textos ele é uma espécie de "aí" (sem referência a "lugar físico", mais um dêitico de "lugar no texto")...
@@Jo-ny9ne the joke is the German men talk more than an avarage person would say like: In England: Good day. And in Germany: GUTEN TAG SEHRGEERTE DAMEN UND HERREN!
the longest word that I could make in german is Die Fünfhundermillonendreiachtzigsuperdumpfsovietsozialistkräftdeutschvolkswagengruppenführerlandliedenkinderbaumpfannkuchenhandschuheisbadstieleispanzerkrankenwagenschlangeberlinerbutterkaiserreichkrankenwagen I divided the root words between lines: Fünf-hunder-millonen-drei-acht-zig-super-dumpf-soviet-sozialist-kräft-deutsch-volk-wagen-gruppen-führer-land-lieden-kinder-baum-pfannkuchen-hand-schuh-eis-bad-stiel-eis-panzer-kranken-wagen-schlange-berliner-butter-kaiser-reich-kranken-wagen
@@michaeljackson8352 es ist wirklich ein Wort. Zum Beispiel Aufmerksamkeitsdefizit-Hyperaktivitätsstörung ist mit 44 Buchstaben das das längst Wort im Duden.
The very first German phrase made me feel like he needs to be a man delivering speeches. Nothing German is a fantastic language for getting people enthusiastic about things, it really likes a fire and passion in you.
I Learned German at school during 4 years and all i can say is "Ich geh mit meinen laterne und meine laterne mit mir Dort oben lauschten die &€&€ wir hunten da l€&€shcten wir " And i don't even know what that means
***** Are you german? As i said, the translation is wrong. Just one example: traffic law isn't ''Verkehrsinfrastrukturfinanzierungsgesellschaftsgesetz''. It's simple as in english ''Verkehrsrecht'' - not more, not less. I could give you more examples but this Video makes me too angry! :) (If I made some Mistakes in english, i'm sry, still learning :b)
Alex J. Mercer There's more than 1 way to say something. Big is also large. 'Verkehrsrecht'' is also ''Verkehrsinfrastrukturfinanzierungsgesellschaftsgesetz'' Just another way of saying it.
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German is pretty easy. Just learn it for 20-40 years and then you can speak german. Here are some words: Eichhörnchen, Verkehrsbehinderung, Schadenfreude, Dämmerungsgebiet, Klimawandlung, Obstkuchenschneidemesser and hallo. :D (btw I'm german)
Nope, these laws all exist with these names. You can even fin some of them on the english wikipedia, like the beef law. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz
WOLKENSCHWElF Actually these words exist (maybe not 100% like in the video) and are used in formal (law, etc) writing. The reason they are so long is that in German you can remove the spaces between two (or more) words and combine them into one word. For example the word for orange juice in German is "Orangensaft" and is the combination of Orangen (orange) and Saft (juice).
If you really are German, you don't understand your role! You should explain to everybody that a normal German doesn't sound like this and that many of these very long words can be said in a more simple way. Because you are German and you don't understand jokes :)
Some English guy: Hi! Are you German? Can you say something in German? Me: *GRUNDSTÜCKSSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGSVERORDNUNG* Some English guy: OK. Bye.
As a Romanian I can understand French and Italian but German. Like when I hurt my toe at the bottom of the bed I scream some strange sounds but I never thought about writing a language for these sounds.
Fenris Wolf You are stupid. The man is a historical personality and was the leader of a military power. Millions of soldiers died at his orders. You can't convince not even a dog to die for you 😂 You'll never be important in anything. No one's gonna remember you decades after you die. So all these insignificant people calling historical figures (good or bad) "stupid", are just annoying. Take a look at your life first, damn.
i can tell they are real words, but the germans like to combine smaller words to create longer words. these must be the longest words they could come up with though and are unlikely to be heard or seen anywhere except for comedy. there's a lot more information in them too than just the translation. for example the one about traffic law: when we dissect the word the words that that were used were: traffic, infrastructure, financing, gesselschaft is like a group of people and law. All those when they could just have used verkehrsregel which is the normal word for traffic law in german.
The 'German' guy is clearly constipated and hitting the table is the only way he can help hold it till he can run to the lil boys room. Also it seems everyone else used the restrooms before hand but by the time they started filming it was too late for him. Thusly his angry face.
Dude, did you know that we have new *VERKEHRSINFRASTRUKTURFFINANZIERUNGSGESELLSCHAFTSGESETZ* Edit: thx for the likes, and never forget that we have limited Höchstgeschwindigkeit
English: Regulation of Property German: Gründstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungverordnung. but, in my languange, Indonesian: Peraturan Properti #lol
- pulls car over - Man: what can I do for you officer? Police officer: YOUR BREAKING THE *VERKEHRSINFRASTRUKTTURFINANZIERUNGSGESELLSCHAFTSXHAFTSGESTZ* Man: - drives away -
when I arrived in Germany for the first time and I saw a couple of people talking I thought they were arguing ... and I said they all argue here all the time, until I saw that they were hugging each other ... then I understood that they were friends hahaha
Iulian Ghita acctually we HAD Transylvania you just stoled it and said that your ancestors lived there while the original inhabitants was slain by your ppl
If i'd ever want to read a good SF book i would gladly read your history books. The author of the Gesta Hungarorum, instead of Svatopluk I of Moravia and other rulers known from that period, writes of Menumorut residing in the castle of Bihor (in today's Romania), and of Gelu, a Vlach ruling over Transylvania. So if there were those rulers and their people how in Christ's name can you say "When we arrived Transylvania was empty" So your own books are against you! In the first century BC, Burebista's empire streeched far west of Tisza, so when we had the first centralised state, you nomadic tribes were roaming the southern Siberia or Mongolia.
Iulian Ghita My friend here is more than right.I dont know why, but you, people of Hungaria think that Transylvania belongs to you,You have no right for that territory.First of all, since the rule of the Roman Empire, the region of Transylvania was inhabited by roman and dacic population. Second, your low minded historian , Rober Roesler, wanted to motivate that after the Aurelian Retreat, the ENTIRE population left the territory,saying that it remained empty.He only managed to make a fool out of himself,becuase there is a LOT of historical proof that shows the fact that the territory remained inhabited by the roman population.The army and the magisters where the only ones who left the territory. As the people of Dacia and the Romans are our direct ancestors, the teritory belongs to us. Second, the Hungarian people came 1000 years later, and occupied the territory ( by force). You some more proof ? Iancu de Hunedoara ( or Iancu de Huniade), was born a romanian.After you king died in the Late Crusade againts the Ottomans, he was the Regent King of Hungary.Why ? because he was good, and becuase you will always cry knowing that a Romanian, from Transylvania, ruled your country. More proof? After we won First World War ( where your Austro-Hungaryan Empire got defeated by the way), we recieved back Transylvania. Our people died to keep something that you, decided that is yours, withput no right and without no proof. So you better shut up my friend, because you are the ones that killed out people and stolen something that is not yours. You can cry know, and say thank me that I reminded you the truth! TRANSILVANIA E ROMANIA!
Zeezi00 It's not hard at all (some german words are very similar to english words). Btw: I started learning english two years ago and now I'm on level A2. (I'm thirteen) Next year I'm going to take a language travel to Liverpool.
![German Meme Compilation [English Subtitles with Context]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XT9p5ZIa6Vc/mqdefault.jpg)
My friend “what’s your wifi password?”
Me “GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGVERORDNUNG”
😂
😂
:-(
XD
Ich bin deutscher Alter. das heisst nicht das wir alle so wie Hitler reden.
*"That username is already taken. Try again."*
Can I try *Verkehrsinfrasturkturfinanzierungsgesellschaftsgesetz*
"Username avaible!"
"Now, make a good and safe password."
Oooooooof my braincells
Ok u tried
Did he say Gleichgewichts 1:14
"Whats going on officer?"
"You didnt follow the Verkehrsinfrastukturfinanzierungsgessellschaftsgesetz"
kittymusicgirl LUL
kittymusicgirl GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTÄNSIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGVERODGNUNG*
GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTANDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGVERORDNUNG
The actual German traffic law is the Straßenverkehrsordnung. Not much better, but a little :D
**smacks car roof violently**
The British: gets to the point
The french: with elegance
Italians: let’s have a party!!
Germans: *choking noises*
Italian looks like he is singing a song
@aventureraclette
Of course it is 🤦🏻♂️
I feel bad for the table....
Kaitlyn Flames me to
Same
I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
Same
I do to
Most languages: **a word**
German: **a sentence within a sentence**
Ikr- I have to wright these words in school cuz me live in Germany
@@vaiospaidarakis9922 *write
It's really like that we got looooooooong words 😂😂
Actually if you don’t scream and use shorter words ppl will understand and German sounds a little better. I’m native German and I didn’t get all the words 😂
@@valentinawagondeep4955 fühl ich 😂
Guys i just learned german!!
Germany : *halt mein bier*
No dont hold my beer
This is mine
German:Halte mein bier
Russia : grabs big Vodka
Vodka in german ;)
@@thedevil4928 ?
Austrian: Hold my beers🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
This man always chooses the longest words there are, and pronounces them ridiculously, I love it
Ok, remind me to display this to my students at their first German class ever
yeah and shoot a reaction video !
Mensch, esse é o mais tosco de todos!
a surpresa foi descubrir que eles têm um canal inteiro dedicado a isso. Falando em alemao, vc aprendeu em algum lugar que "da" significa "aqui" e "lá"? É bem confuso e em Leipzig eles falam assim também. Raro ouvir um "dort" sequer.
sim, eu aprendi traduzindo... o "dort" é realmente muito raro, e em alguns textos ele é uma espécie de "aí" (sem referência a "lugar físico", mais um dêitico de "lugar no texto")...
that's so cruel
every german people make Google account
Google: your password too strong
Baum
ionisator tsst
Underrated comment
underrates
That's do bum
0:33 He almost spilt his cup of beer lol.
0:32 ? Maybe
Scratch!You have Scratch cat's picture on your channel"s picture!😺😸😹😻😼🐱🐈
*I would never expect to have Scrabble with a German*
😂dude no no no no no
That would be scary XD
They are just being racist... lol germans arent angry that their how we speak
And before you say wa wa
I'm German..
Me: in Germany
Police: *VERKEHRSINFRASTRUKTURFINANZIERUNGSGESELLSCHAFTSGESETZ*
Yea
Lol
😂
TRANSPORT INFRASTRUCTURE FINANCING SOCIETY LAW?
Thats true
Teacher : What's your name?
Me : GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGVERORDNUNG.
Teacher : Ok, hi... uhmm...
@Francisco N schön für dich Francisco
But seriously, who names their kid regulation of property?
GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGVERORDNUN
Wow, your name is regulasion of property
@@infopromocodes325 Is it possible to learn this power
Universal Language: Ok, German, how many letters do you need for one word?
German: *ALLE VON IHNEN!!*
Hi
English:hi
German: **Hold my beer**
Also german: **smashes face in keyboard**
?
@@Jo-ny9ne are u dumb its just a joke
@@DailyStreamerCutss i dont understand the jokeee
Lmao I understand
@@Jo-ny9ne the joke is the German men talk more than an avarage person would say like:
In England:
Good day.
And in Germany:
GUTEN TAG SEHRGEERTE DAMEN UND HERREN!
Scrabble with a german:
Me: I am so bad at this game...
German : I've got a 51 letters word
You can put words together in german...
...ENDLESS!
the longest word that I could make in german is Die Fünfhundermillonendreiachtzigsuperdumpfsovietsozialistkräftdeutschvolkswagengruppenführerlandliedenkinderbaumpfannkuchenhandschuheisbadstieleispanzerkrankenwagenschlangeberlinerbutterkaiserreichkrankenwagen
I divided the root words between lines:
Fünf-hunder-millonen-drei-acht-zig-super-dumpf-soviet-sozialist-kräft-deutsch-volk-wagen-gruppen-führer-land-lieden-kinder-baum-pfannkuchen-hand-schuh-eis-bad-stiel-eis-panzer-kranken-wagen-schlange-berliner-butter-kaiser-reich-kranken-wagen
You need 1m² playing board and 1 bucket of letters.
@@TheDankBoi69 A little hint: The words have to make sense ;)
@@TheDankBoi69 Completely senseless mix up with german words
I don't know why but this still gets me every time xD Haha :D Great video guys!
Get Germanized ært og det kan være
Get Germanized ikr XDDD
Get Germanized halt bitte einfach deine fresse dieses video ist so peinlich
are you the german in this video?
Get Germanized I
悪意に満ちてて草
このシリーズなぜか好きです
Everyone: has a mustache
German: nein
😌
Hmmm yes
Prooced to get the Square mustache
you should have said nein
oho 1939 vibes
Mom: Hey, wacha looking at?
Me: *GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGVERORDNUNG*
That's not a word and I'm German
Micheal Jackson it is
@@bastianm3093 are you German?
Micheal Jackson yep
@@michaeljackson8352 es ist wirklich ein Wort. Zum Beispiel Aufmerksamkeitsdefizit-Hyperaktivitätsstörung ist mit 44 Buchstaben das das längst Wort im Duden.
"Hello, what's the issue officer ?"
Officer - *YOU HAVE COMMITTED A VERY SERIOUS VERKEHRSINFRASTRUKTURFINAZIERUNGSGESELLSCHAFTGESETZ VIOLATION.*
Of course it has the word *NAZI* In it.
@@xmenxmen5656 -_- no [...]finanzierung[...]*
VerkehrsinfrastrukturfinaNzierungsgesellschaftSgesetz* ^^
Lan bu yorumda bi gariplik var amk korkuyorum
@@pawlayaa wth are u talking about?
0:27 love how he slams the table twice 😂
0:32 Hes not really German, a true German would never waste beer like that.
+Ccs4646 You Think Wrong Of GermanyCome To Berlin And Youll See
Frederick Blitz
He is right im of germany they never use this words!!
Ccs4646 dude the words are real,he just said them in its longest form
Ccs4646 and do u really think that is actual beer??
Ccs4646 Yeah, and he laughed too.
Germans be like: Fuck spaces! We're just gonna glue a bunch of words together!
We DO use spaces
if its a title its all one word, but otherwise spaces are used in German.
We germans are like taking two words and just putting them together for example air plane in german is like flything (a thing that is flying)
ChrisKsan Spaces are for cowards!
Spacesaretimeconsuming!
In German nearly every word sounds like a call to war, and the seizure of Poland :DDD
lmaoo
NEIN!!!!
+Diy Me Nie żadne nein bo rację ma autor komentarza
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
I agree because I'm german
The very first German phrase made me feel like he needs to be a man delivering speeches. Nothing German is a fantastic language for getting people enthusiastic about things, it really likes a fire and passion in you.
That didn't go so well the first time
I showed this to my mom, who’s a German teacher, and she couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Now she is a grundschuldeutschsprachelehrerin
Friend: What’s your wifi password
Me: is behind the router
Behind the router:
0:13
That's not the right word so its not funny
Lennox Kaktus :(
@@alexp.2178 who the hecky di heck cares boiiiiiii :p
I've never heard this word in Germany, it's a translating mistake.
Ich habe dieses Wort nie im deutschen gehört, das ist wohl ein Übersetzungsfehler.
Eigentumsrechtsregelung. Heißt es eigentlich. Das würde aber kaum ein Deutscher sagen.
I'm from Germany and this video killed me^^
Rest in peace
RIP.
Are those words really Germans? That's very hard
I think they really exist, they are not the exactly translations to the english etc. words but I think they really exist😂
I Learned German at school during 4 years and all i can say is "Ich geh mit meinen laterne und meine laterne mit mir
Dort oben lauschten die &€&€ wir hunten da l€&€shcten wir "
And i don't even know what that means
Other languages: "Regulation of Property"
German: "Real Estate Movement Permit Transfer of Responsibility Ordinance"
sorry asking this but do the german ppl use space bars?
Yes, we do. This video is shit and the translation is wrong. Oh, and we don't speak like Hitler!
Alex J. Mercer ahahahaha lol
Alex J. Mercer Those are real German words
***** Are you german? As i said, the translation is wrong. Just one example:
traffic law isn't ''Verkehrsinfrastrukturfinanzierungsgesellschaftsgesetz''. It's simple as in english ''Verkehrsrecht'' - not more, not less.
I could give you more examples but this Video makes me too angry! :)
(If I made some Mistakes in english, i'm sry, still learning :b)
Alex J. Mercer There's more than 1 way to say something. Big is also large. 'Verkehrsrecht'' is also ''Verkehrsinfrastrukturfinanzierungsgesellschaftsgesetz'' Just another way of saying it.
Mom: "The password is on the Wifi router!"
The Wifi router: Gleichgewichtsdichtegradientenzentrifugation
More like:
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Me: sh*t
It's not password
It is **Hell**sword
Thanks for the wifi
*My Mind* : i am still a piece if garbage...
Either you are German or you spent like 3 minutes typing this 🤣
POV:the scene played when im reading this what a legend👏👏
Teacher:What lesson did you learned from the video?
Me:Never play scrabble with a German friend.
Its fake, im german and its not like this
🤣
XD
Imagine German spelling bees.... 😫😱😵
siene (word) ist “bye”
A-u-f-w-I-e-r-d-e-s-e-n
@@Kay_213_ and that's what I would say as soon as I went to a German spelling bee
It exists
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@@Kay_213_ Hi
1:21 german first bloopers
I wanna learn German
After watching this video
Nevermind
I feel you 100%
Yeah I think I’ll learn Dutch instead
This is a Parodie the german Words are Not so long
Kurt22 don’t steal my spices
This encourages me to learn German
Um, sorry sir but your violating VERKEHRSINFRASTRUKTURFINANZIERUNGSGESELLSCHAFTSGESETZ
Dynamic YT DAMMIT NOT AGAIN-
You forgot the
*bang*
*bang*
It's a very important part
666 likes
so you spend I think
maybe between 2 min writing this damn...
XD
No one:
The Italian guy every 2 seconds: 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🥐🥖
Oh no i broke the *GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGVERORDNUNG* “
The last man is *THE BEST!!!!!* 😆😆😆😆😆
catchis cet pet hello!
Its all about him lmo
That's the point of the video
It sounds like the German person is just having a stroke on everyone of them.
Hes (the German one)Just joking .Germans dont shout.
This makes german seem like its hard to learn but in reality it's a lot easier than French or Italian.
@としToshi No I'm Bosnian but i learned some German in school and it's easy but i am learning French now and i have some strugles
Easier to learn harder to pronounce
@@ssandus1153 true
That's a lie I know all of them
Im Austrian but its the same as germam... a little!!
0:14 I laughed INSTANTLY
and I LOVE how he bangs the table every time 😂
0:13 now I understand why I can never keep up with German documentaries with subtitles.
German is pretty easy. Just learn it for 20-40 years and then you can speak german. Here are some words:
Eichhörnchen, Verkehrsbehinderung, Schadenfreude, Dämmerungsgebiet, Klimawandlung, Obstkuchenschneidemesser and hallo. :D (btw I'm german)
Lena's Basics HAHHA geil 😂
@@titanprincess9600
20-40?! I can die in the next 10 years! Jesus! xD , German is not easy at all xP
Tank in different languages
French: Char de Combat
English: Tank
Italian: Carro Armato
Spanish: Tanque
German: *PANZERKAMPFWAGEN*
We say "Panzer" to Tank xD
@@niklasvogler2619 ik
French: char de combat
Panzer mean armor or tank
For me, italian is the worst one
Me: *downloading an image*
My PC: Is it okay to save file as "0:13"?
Me: Yes
Xddddddd
basically a long alphanumeric sequence
a death threat in French: 🥰
an invitation letter in English:😬
a love poem in german: 💀
when coming up with the german language, did they just dump the whole alphabet onto the floor and sort it out as they went?
Did the same thing happen to your youtube name?
yes, actually, I used a thesaurus for "beginner" and just picked two words out of the list.
Nope, these laws all exist with these names. You can even fin some of them on the english wikipedia, like the beef law.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz
Well, actually these are words that probably no German guy knows.. But it's damn funny!
WOLKENSCHWElF Actually these words exist (maybe not 100% like in the video) and are used in formal (law, etc) writing. The reason they are so long is that in German you can remove the spaces between two (or more) words and combine them into one word. For example the word for orange juice in German is "Orangensaft" and is the combination of Orangen (orange) and Saft (juice).
I am german and this is great!! I'm laughing so hard I cry XD
+Crazy MidnightBlue these german words really exist?
Yes they do.
Crazy MidnightBlue Wer diese Wörter sich wohl ausgedacht hat
If you really are German, you don't understand your role! You should explain to everybody that a normal German doesn't sound like this and that many of these very long words can be said in a more simple way. Because you are German and you don't understand jokes :)
Juraj Bubnas How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. We are efficient and don't use humor.
😂😂
Some English guy: Hi! Are you German? Can you say something in German?
Me: *GRUNDSTÜCKSSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGSVERORDNUNG*
Some English guy: OK. Bye.
Trixi B. thats not a actual word. us germans do nit talk like that
@@the4021 shut up german
sheognully shut up nazi
@@planenjoyer how do you know is a nazi?
Serena Bruschi shut up nazi
The nostalgia... I remember watching this with my dad when i was 3...
@thedraconicraya Actually, i'm 13.
As a Romanian I can understand French and Italian but German. Like when I hurt my toe at the bottom of the bed I scream some strange sounds but I never thought about writing a language for these sounds.
Thats mean
atata dreptate intr un singur comentariu
We didnt ask
@zera_5317 Accurate, though.
the first one had me dying
Batuhan Bicak I almost died at the second word!!!
Wie die deutschen Wörter einfach unnötig lang gemacht wurden XD
Ein deutscher endlich
Was ist ein deuter ????
Lerne Deutsch !!!!!!!
Echtsoooo omg so übertriebn
Ist so
0:32 HE SLAMS HIS DESK TWICE
He is so angry he did it twice
and the award for the longest words in the world go to!!!!!!!
GERMANY!!!!
actually Hawaii has the longest word.
But nobody uses so long words in Germany (im from Germany)
RapJinSuHope VMinKook So am I and I think that this video is kinda confusing!
Silent Dragon Wales?
RapJinSuHope VMinKook That's good to hear.
You should make the Italian guy mario.
It would be too on the nose
That is not even italian. At all.
They can also learn italin cuz. that is not
Hey look it's ralsei!
0:42
I'm sorry. Was that German?
Maybe he didn't bang his table so I didn't get it.
Yes it was german.
I'm from Germany 🇩🇪😉
@@jimins_jams7382 you might be offended but is your tongue ok?
Of course, that was.
Its all fun and games until the german guy sounds like pingus dad throwing a fit
i'm From Germany, and i NEVER Heard these Words xD
Dermuel Ich Auch !XD
Dermuel actually there is nothing wrong with your English it's perfect
Dermuel ja
Im ernst jeztz, ich verwende diese wörter faßst nie aber sie sind echt und es war sowas von lustig vie sie das gamcht haben
Dermuel Habe die auch nie gehört :D
I’m doing law and I’m probably not going to study abroad in Germany 😂
Yup. Same...
If you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, please don't go to germany
This is a joke, im not making fun of anything or anyone
Whaaat??? But i was a german!! (joking)
XD
Thank god for a moment I thought you meant Hipoppotomonstrosesquippedaleophobia
@@tdcliongaming406 so ur not? :O
Yikes today I almost broke the Verkehrsinfrastrukturfinanzierungsgesellschaftsgesetz
Me: Could you guys please follow the *Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszustständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung?*
My friends: *aw shit, here we go again*
i speak German..what is your superpower?
I have the same
Mówię po Polsku!
Puhun suomea, siinä on sulle superia. Suatanan perkele ku yrität vielki kääntää tätä mutku et vaa pysty saadanan hinddari :-D
rodrigo prates umpierre Eu também falo Português. :)
Y hablo un poquito de español. xD
Can you also go super saiyan while you do it
Friend:
say something in German.
Me, an intellectual German:
everything said in this video.
France😄
English😁
Italian😆
German💀
All the words sounds like one of Hitler's speeches.
DukeShoots The words are not really pronounced like that xD They said it in a "Hitler-voice" because that's part of the joke...
I know :)
only his sound.
He is stupid.
He's rolling his rs. That's how Hitler talked too, so that's why it sounds similar.
Fenris Wolf You are stupid. The man is a historical personality and was the leader of a military power. Millions of soldiers died at his orders. You can't convince not even a dog to die for you 😂
You'll never be important in anything. No one's gonna remember you decades after you die. So all these insignificant people calling historical figures (good or bad) "stupid", are just annoying. Take a look at your life first, damn.
Are these real German words???
Yes,but they arent translated correctly,some words are added to the main words.
yes those are real words! you can look them up on the internet!
General Mattfeldt nö, Aber die shon^^^
Yes it is
i can tell they are real words, but the germans like to combine smaller words to create longer words. these must be the longest words they could come up with though and are unlikely to be heard or seen anywhere except for comedy. there's a lot more information in them too than just the translation.
for example the one about traffic law: when we dissect the word the words that that were used were: traffic, infrastructure, financing, gesselschaft is like a group of people and law. All those when they could just have used verkehrsregel which is the normal word for traffic law in german.
The 'German' guy is clearly constipated and hitting the table is the only way he can help hold it till he can run to the lil boys room.
Also it seems everyone else used the restrooms before hand but by the time they started filming it was too late for him. Thusly his angry face.
Kids, always remember to follow the Verkehrsinfrastrukturfinanzierungsgesellschaftsgesetz
Dude, did you know that we have new *VERKEHRSINFRASTRUKTURFFINANZIERUNGSGESELLSCHAFTSGESETZ*
Edit: thx for the likes, and never forget that we have limited Höchstgeschwindigkeit
BunnyWork That isn’t how you say in German this idiot who made the video just find a longer version of it
How to make a normal conversation into a death threat
Me: I won the lottery!
Gf: WE won
Me: Vermogenszuordnungszustandigkeitsiberttragungsverodnung!
Props to him for shouting these long words😂
0:57
Sounds like an anime battle cry
aaaaaaa tatatataatatata aaaaa tatatatatata
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA
@@masterjunky863 in your ass
@@dn283 oh
@@dn283 nice
English: Regulation of Property
German: Gründstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungverordnung.
but, in my languange, Indonesian: Peraturan Properti #lol
peraturan bangunan
indonesia mah gampang
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
+Nugroho Erlambang im from indonesia and german lol
FlightGearFlaps very different. lol
*Gleichgewitchsdichtegradientenzentrifugation*
Does this words even exist lol
All of these words are real
GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMINGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGVERORDNUNG is not a real word
its really just a bunch of random words put together. that counts for all the german words in this video
@@rdichmann i said all these words are real. Aren't they real words that are put together?
+Patrik Uosukainen i didnt say u were wrong. i was anserwing Naquee's question
1:Bro, u ok?
2:Yeah, I’m learning german
3:(dang i was gonna get some Reddit points)
Well I guess the longest word in the dictionary might have a new winner! Germany!
Mary Woods Thank you but I don't think so. They should make a video with normal words and then you'll notice soon that german isn't even that hard.
It's just a combination of multiple words...
This wird's use nobody
It's like they were thinking of words, fell asleep on the keyboard and rolled around a bit. xD
Gotta love those mustaches:'D
hahaha
Copy Cat Channel You look like a girl with this beard :D
british person: hey german, how do you say regulation of property
german person: inhales
We say "Sachenrecht". Which is much shorter then 3 words for one.
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz XD
I'm learning German...
This makes it look even harder than it is ;^;
Waiter: So, What do you want to order?
Me: Yes, I Want a *Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertagungsgesetz*
Edit: Thanks for 86 Likes
You can’t eat a law smh
Lol
This word does not even make much sense.
Sorry did you not hear about the new *RINDFLEISCHETIKETTIERUNGSÜBERWACHUNGSAUFGABENÜBERTAGUNGSGESETZ*
Ah yes, I do like eating a B E E F L A W
Mom whats the wifi password
Mom: its next to the router
The router: "GRUNDSTUCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTANDIGKEITSUBERTRAGUNGVERORDNUNG"
When I first watched, I had no idea that the German phrases/words were real (Well, almost real)
yeah, they actually are!
Copy Cat Channel
... but nobody is using them xD
***** Politicians do..
Naztheroc not at all, politicians are too lazy to use them, except adolf, he used them :)
Stefuu Yet, one of the best politicians in history.
1:01 he remember to hit the table
- pulls car over -
Man: what can I do for you officer?
Police officer: YOUR BREAKING THE *VERKEHRSINFRASTRUKTTURFINANZIERUNGSGESELLSCHAFTSXHAFTSGESTZ*
Man: - drives away -
when I arrived in Germany for the first time and I saw a couple of people talking I thought they were arguing ... and I said they all argue here all the time, until I saw that they were hugging each other ... then I understood that they were friends hahaha
you should add romanian if you want a normal language
and hungarian if you want another one like german
Just give us back Transylvania ty
Burebista and Decebal wanted to give you Transylvania, but you comed here a bit too late, 1000 years late :P
Iulian Ghita acctually we HAD Transylvania you just stoled it and said that your ancestors lived there while the original inhabitants was slain by your ppl
If i'd ever want to read a good SF book i would gladly read your history books.
The author of the Gesta Hungarorum, instead of Svatopluk I of Moravia and other rulers known from that period, writes of Menumorut residing in the castle of Bihor (in today's Romania), and of Gelu, a Vlach ruling over Transylvania. So if there were those rulers and their people how in Christ's name can you say "When we arrived Transylvania was empty" So your own books are against you!
In the first century BC, Burebista's empire streeched far west of Tisza, so when we had the first centralised state, you nomadic tribes were roaming the southern Siberia or Mongolia.
Iulian Ghita My friend here is more than right.I dont know why, but you, people of Hungaria think that Transylvania belongs to you,You have no right for that territory.First of all, since the rule of the Roman Empire, the region of Transylvania was inhabited by roman and dacic population.
Second, your low minded historian , Rober Roesler, wanted to motivate that after the Aurelian Retreat, the ENTIRE population left the territory,saying that it remained empty.He only managed to make a fool out of himself,becuase there is a LOT of historical proof that shows the fact that the territory remained inhabited by the roman population.The army and the magisters where the only ones who left the territory.
As the people of Dacia and the Romans are our direct ancestors, the teritory belongs to us.
Second, the Hungarian people came 1000 years later, and occupied the territory ( by force).
You some more proof ?
Iancu de Hunedoara ( or Iancu de Huniade), was born a romanian.After you king died in the Late Crusade againts the Ottomans, he was the Regent King of Hungary.Why ? because he was good, and becuase you will always cry knowing that a Romanian, from Transylvania, ruled your country.
More proof?
After we won First World War ( where your Austro-Hungaryan Empire got defeated by the way), we recieved back Transylvania.
Our people died to keep something that you, decided that is yours, withput no right and without no proof.
So you better shut up my friend, because you are the ones that killed out people and stolen something that is not yours.
You can cry know, and say thank me that I reminded you the truth!
TRANSILVANIA E ROMANIA!
Friend: hey dude watch the verkehrsinfrastrfinanzierungsgesesellschaftsesetz me: what
How is it even possible to pronounce the first one!?
Hazy Black its pretty easy
Hazy Black The real question should be:
HOW THE FUCK IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO WRITE A WORD WITH SO MUCH LETTERS?!!
For a German? Piece a cake
Hindians: "Hold my beer"
yo creo que es debido a que el alemán tiene muchas palabras compuestas, como también las tiene el inglés, no?
The number of beer of german’s guy is gradually decreasing 😂😂
my friend: the password is in the back of the router
the back of the router: 0:57
I'm starting my German lessons next month................. HAVE MERCY, OMG.
not all of it is that bad
Haha, thank you!
So these were compound words apposed to regular ones. You won't have a ton of words that are a paragraph long.
Zeezi00 It's not hard at all (some german words are very similar to english words). Btw: I started learning english two years ago and now I'm on level A2. (I'm thirteen) Next year I'm going to take a language travel to Liverpool.
Why the German is always in angry mood and the rest are calm and polite? Not fair !
Because even spoken calmly, to the English speaking ear it sounds rough and angry. It's an exaggeration of that fact.
it sounds rough for my california ears. dude...
If you had to pronounce words like that on a regular basis you'd be angry too!
You ever open a history book? :P
Racism im going to call Keemstar
These German words look like someone's cat got ahold of the keyboard...