You should learn Australian first, that way you can understand both English and American Otherwise it’s just too hard to understand Australian if you learn English or American first
I know you're trolling, but your comment about Chinese is true. I spent four years trying to master Chinese only to realize that the only people that would consider me for a job based on my Chinese ability were government agencies that want to spy on China. And even then, I didn't get the job.
I made a video where I went to Canada and tried to surprise the natives by speaking their language. It turned out that they all knew American as well as Canadian, so I left dissapointed.
I started learning English at the age of 9 then I switched to American after a few months then I moved to Canada I was shocked when I found out people in Canada understood American very well turns out their language is very similar to American so I managed to learn Canadian too after staying there for like 5 seconds
I knew a guy 20 years ago who was studying Chinese with the dream of becoming a tour guide for Chinese tourists visiting the U.S. It never had occurred to him that he would never be as qualified as the milllions of Chinese native speakers who knew enough English to do the same job.
bro from the beginning when he says you can understand spanish if you learn portuguese was too much already xD, and then he went to france and says they all speak american and arabic i was dead, cuz its true btw xD
@@leepisin8211 Bro, you can actually understand spanish if you know portuguese tho, not perfectly ofc but it's enough to get the context most of the time People here in Brazil used to play videogames in spanish back when games didn't have portugues translations, I'm also following some spanish vtubers and I can understand them well with a bit of focus.
I'm Japanese and feel proud of getting Number 1 Spot. I don't think it's useless to learn Japanese. But it's definitely a ridiculous idea to learn Japanese in order to watch anime without subtitles.
@@morisoba2550 Nah fam I certainly know it's useful to learn your language just in case your fella went extinct, someone has to preserve the language . In case you're wondering I'm just kidding. But there's truth to it, I really want to know more about Japan. I know already a lot like my country and Japan had a trade relation that existed around 100 year, dunno about the era name because there's no official known to it. Some who knows both English and Japanese would certainly be of help in translation in a lot of Japanese media.
@@pauloazuela8488 Are you Brazilian by any chance? Unless you want to read Japanese literature, you wouldn't need to learn Japanese language because you can get many enough information about Japan in English.
just so none of yall get discouraged, this guy isnt very serious about these, if you couldnt tell. Learn the language you want to learn personally, I've been learning japanese. And it only made me laugh how serious he looked when he said watching dubbed is okay, as if its accepted in the anime comunnity lmao
Out of all these languages, Dutch is the only one that I’ve actually had native speakers discourage me from learning. To the point that when I was there and trying to learn, people frequently asked, “Why are you learning Dutch? It’s a completely useless language.” “If I were you, I’d just speak English.” I like your language, get over it already. 😅
lmao yeah i see many dutch people complaining about their own language and that even some of them find it easier to speak English. Luckily I've a Dutch friend who's very enthusiastic about a foreigner trying to learn dutch... not that I will tho hahahaha
If you want to feel more encouraged, i can recommend the northen provinces of the netherlands. They might be a bit rougher on the edges, but they at least try to help you with dutch if they notice you are trying to learn it or practice it
The American pronunciation comes more naturally for me, as a Finn. For starters, American uses a lot more [æ], where English just has [ɑ]. Pack those front vowels up 👍🏻!
Americans speak English much the same way the English speak French. Sure, all the right-thinking folk spoke French in 1066 but over time it got changed.
As a Norwegian, i died when you praised Danish. Practically everyone in Norway and Sweden make fun of it because it's "impossible to understand" and sound a bit funny
I'm Irish but I'm learning Norwegian and definitely find Danish alot harder to understand than Norwegian or Swedish personally Norwegian and Swedish are better
For real!! What got me was the thing about the “g’s” in Dutch. It is so true. I am actually traveling through the Netherlands right now and I got to hear it again lol q
INTERPRETATION: In case there is anyone struggling to make sense of this video, the languages you SHOULD learn are: Spanish, German, Chinese, Swedish/Norwegian, French, Esperanto, Dutch, Russian, English, Japanese. I think his picks are pretty good. Loved the humour and irony. Nice!
@@Jess-737 The only ones who think Esperanto is useless are those who have never tried learning it or never got past level A1. Their opinion hardly matters, I would think. Anyone can say, 'I think language X is useless', but how do they know if they don't speak the language?
"They were shocked that I spoke X language" (X = whatever the native language is) is a theme of some TH-cam polygots that just make me despise them, and quite frankly, not believe they can even speak the language beyond Duolingo level. In fact, I watched one such person do the placement test, and while passed, he was struggling and made a couple of mistakes. When you consider that Duolingo goes barely above CERF A2 level (maybe up to C1 in more popular languages like Spanish) and the test does only not cover the whole of the language course, it is clear to me that their language ability is less than "fluent", another word they often use. One such guy took a test in Spanish, which happens is a language I'm learning right now: I could understand most of the test and could guess 65% - 70% of the answers despite only having passsed the first checkpoint and having no prior knowledge of Spanish or any closely related language, shows how relatively easy the test was! (I've also watched native speakers of taking the test and still be recommended to study with Duo, only skipping the first checkpoints). I'm think it's great to be able to speak a foreign language even a beginner level - and much maligned Duolingo can get you there if you use it correctly - my friend is a proof of that and I would be very happy if I could understand Duo's podcasts. What annoys me are naysayers who pretend otherwise: bashing any X app (they all livr to hate Duolingo because it's actually a pretty good compared to many) and then go on promoting equally useless app they happen to like and often get revenue from as an influencer. THERE IS NO ONE APP that can teach you a language to a fluent level! Each has their strengths and shortcomings, including classroom learning, but you still have to work a lot outside the app/ class if you want to become fluent and even then, it takes a long time to achieve true fluency. (As you can see, I'm not there with my English despite using it every day at work and in private life.)
@@oakstrong1 Definitely. If you're aiming for any sort of high level in any language, you should never rely on one source. 'Fluency' requires thousands of hours of being immersed in the language, whether it be watching native content, reading books, or interacting with natives. Apps such as duolingo or textbooks serve to bring you to a very basic level where it won't be as painful to start immersing in the language, and whether you continue or not after that is on you. At the end of the day, there is no one "method" that can get you to fluency. Anyone that sells people on the idea that you will be fluent you take [certain course] is being disingenuous. (By the way, your English is amazing for a non-native) :)
@@oakstrong1 interestingly, xiaoma passed Duolingo in one sitting on live stream. But it's obvious that his level in most other languages are limited conversational level plus things he normally interacts with ("where did you study" "how did you learn this so fast" "why do you like this place") :: In theory, you could stage everything so you didn't have to get surprised by new phrases. Duolingo is pretty weird too. I've only paid attention to 2 language polyglot tubers, but is the Duolingo guy and xiaoma the same person?
There is other polyglot world which doesn't focus on English speaking audience. And that is people speaking Indian languages especially Hindi, there is a Japanese women "Mayo Japan" and a dude, "Kohei" getting millions of views on "shocking Indians" videos. There is also another Korean dude, who has become native level fluent.. in Hindi.
As someone who speaks english as a second language, I laughed my ass off when a buddy of mine tried to pretend to speak another language in a text chat with natives by using solely google translate.
I'm German and my husband is Norwegian. Thank you for helping me find out that both of our native languages are completely unnecessary, so I will do my best to unlearn them and learn American instead. ^_^
This is really great advice. I'm going to try to unlearn French via electroshock therapy with a car battery and some jumper cables. My brain should be primed for something more useful like Danish. As an added bonus, I will only be able to make guttural hacking sounds.
I was thinking about learning French as well, but I am having second thoughts. If you like the language enough, I dont see no reason why you should not learn it even if there are a lot of people that speak it.
@@foreignlanguagesisfun8143 I agree 100%, the issue I've found is that native speakers will usually treat you like a child until you start speaking the language like an adult, so I've decided to only learn to speak a couple languages and understand a multitude of languages.
Man, everytime you speak Portuguese I break. i just can't handle how funny it is. And your argument for learning Portuguese instead of Spanish actually makes some sense, lol
@Abina Àine Well, I don't know if it will work for you, because I'm a native speaker so I can't really measure how much Portuguese you need to know to understand Spanish. What I do know is that people who are more educated on Portuguese (people with good grammar etc) tend to understand Spanish a lot better that common elderly people with lower levels os education. Both languages are super similar tho. I believe Spanish and Portuguese are closer to each other than Standard German and most dialects of Swiss German for example. My advice is: learn whatever you really want to. If you're not interested in the language itself, the whole process will become unfeasible. But if you just want to raise your language count, or if you are interested in both of them, than Portuguese first
@Abina Àine well, we here in Portugal can kinda understand the Spanish, especially if it is a person from the regions near Portugal, which talk Spanish dialectics more similar to portuguese, like Galician.
@Catarina lol so se já aprendeu algo da língua, em alguns contextos é impossível entender ainda que seja 30% do que os hispânicos falam. Texto é bem mais simples, mas entender é impossível assistir um filme em espanhol e entender 90% sem nunca ter estudado. Mesmo estudando ainda leva um tempo para entender 90% imagina sem estudar
Being a Brazillian who used to travel a lot to the Netherlands, yes, it is useless to learn dutch. I head from foreigners dutch learners that the locals will switch to English as soon as they notice you are not a native speaker, not giving you a chance to practice it. And the good thing is that everybody there speaks good english - even the bus driver.
1:45 for you guys who doesn't speak portuguese, he said: "hey, good morning, I hope you have a very very very very nice day." It is a very common sentence to use with your family and friends, but it is more used to talk with strangers. Hope i helped you guys understand
You should learn Swiss. It sounds like a different language in 4 regions, but it's all in your head. Some even say it is 4 distinct languages, but they have no idea. If you understand Swiss, you can converse with 3 quarters of the European population easily.
I'm from Poland and I was forced to learn German as my second foreign language at 7th and 8th grade. Thankfully when I started going to highschool we were able to choose German, Spanish or Italian so I've chosen Spanish.
As a Dutch person, we're all half-fish and we communicate mostly underwater. But because soundwaves suck at travelling through water, we needed a sound strong enough to fix that. That's where the Dutch G comes in. But we're also half human, so we just drown every time we make that sound, so that's why it sounds like that. Also, Dutch isn't completely useless, you can always learn it to laugh at Flemish people for their accent.
I'm learning Dutch as a hobby. I have no plans to live in the Netherlands. But it keeps the little gray cells fit. I enjoy the low amount of articles compared to French & lack of subjunctive tense. But yeh the Dutch have learned English far too well so learning Dutch well will not give me profitable skills. 😅
This is by far the funniest video I have seen in a hot minute. From one language lover to another, the humor is right on the money and I can't honestly tell you how how hard I laughed. Thank you for saying how I truly feel. Keep up the great work!🤣👍
When it got to Japanese (last one on the list), then that was the time I realized it’s all satire. I also thought he was serious in the early stages of the video because most of those early mentions sort of made sense, especially considering it’s all about personal opinion.
I have been learning Icelandic, Polynesian Samoan, Māori and Hawaiian Pidgin whilst being Irish (Gailge) born and raised so I'm glad none of these came up on your list
All of the "useless" languages are either very widely spoken, or easy to understand if you speak a more difficult cousin of that language. By these measures, all of the languages you have chosen appear to be highly "useful" (unless there is a "better" Polynesian language to learn...maybe look at Tongan, jajaja).
Japanese is really useful if you go to Japan and got arrested and interrogated for days, as it usually happens to Americans who want to have some fun there (instead of quietly looking around as they are supposed to do).
"Pretty much every German speaks American now" that's the best joke I've ever heard. Actually, it's the one about Dutch sounding beautiful. My housemate compared the Dutch 'g' to choking in a dentist's chair and I have yet to hear a more accurate description
@@krushiler398 most cities you'll be fine, small towns is where people don't really use it. I'm from Frankfurt which is the most international big city in the whole country (yes before Berlin) and people really expect you to be able to speak English at least to a degree where you can communicate. Doesn't need to be perfect, but you do need some skill.
I heard that people in the Netherlands and Germany speak very good English in general compare to in France and Russia. Idk how much of it is true or just stereotypical
As a native Dutch speaker even I’ve got goosebumps when you gave the most chilling example of how to pronounce those G/CH! As we say in Dutch: Goed gesproken! 😂
eh, some old people in indonesia still pronounce "g" as "ch", instead of teknologi, they pronounce it as tekhnolochi, I wonder where they come from, after reading your comment I think their pronounciation is influenced by dutch hehe
That's actually a legit reason to learn Portuguese. Pro-tip: Learn European Portuguese, specifically one of the island dialects. No one else will understand you, but you'll understand everyone, thus proving yourself as an alpha.
my native language is portuguese, so spanish is quite easy to me as you said. However, when I was like four years old, my mother made me learn american, english, australian, canadian, south africanan, new zeelandand, antiguan and barbudan, grenadan, guyanan, jamaican, trinidad and tobagosan, irelandand, and maltan. A rough time indeed, but hey at least i'm a polyglot now
Je voulais apprendre le français mais c’était trop difficile alors j’ai arrêté. C’est juste une petit peut triste car maintenant je ne peut pas même connaître que c’est le français quand quelqu’un parle
As a Dane, I never considered for 1 single second, that this could be comedy. That just shows, you are less critical, if someone says something nice about you. “You must be very intelligent” - Who has ever questioned the validity of that statement? !
@@szurmatpl since we know exactly that Ukrainians want no other land than theirs, the war is sad indeed, and the analysis is funny after seeing ru and foreign putinist propaganda online 🥲
@@moicestlapoussiere777 ya well ukraine was only invented 30 years ago. since kiev has spent the last 8 years attempting to genocide its russian speaking citizens, the Russian Federation had every right to enter to protect them.
@@moicestlapoussiere777 Do you also advocate for USA military to end its illegal occupation of Syria? and their ongoing theft of Syrias oil which is up to 100 billion dollars worth? Do you advocate for Israel to end its illegal occupation of Palestinian land?
You should remove Dutch from the list of the most useless languages: when The Netherlands disappear under water, we'll always have Surinam, in South America, whose official language is Dutch. Don't forget it 😉
I lost it when he said Danish was the most beautiful language. There’s trolling and there’s saying Swedish and Norwegian are beneath Danish. Hadn’t laughed like this in a while. Thanks man
Haha je te comprends ! C'est un sacré bordel pour comprendre les nuances, et les français eux-mêmes ne sont pas d'accord sur le sens des mots... Tu es courageuse !
Can confirm, still sitting playing balalaika to end the day after a glass of vodka to the backdrop of my favorite bear's growling over here in Strogino
Thank you for your opinion and Congratulations on making it to Number 10 on my list of MOST USELESS TH-cam VIDEOS !! Keep up the great work. Oh.... pardon me for not liking or subscribing. I now proceed to your video of Best Languages to Learn. PS. Your impersonation of a polyglot was spot on. (Oooops !! "spot on" was English. Sorry....sorry !!)
I must agree. Since I started learning Brazilian Portuguese this year my Spanish has come along leaps and bounds. I wonder if learning Catalan would have the same effect.
Catalan or Occitan are the key to all Western Romance language. When you learn Catalan (or Occitan) you get a lot of knowledge of the rest, it is like a bridge between Iberian peninsule, France and Italy.
Before this video I was learning Japanese to watch anime because reading subtitles made it hard to multitask and lift weights like the giga-chad I am. Now that I know there are faithful dubs in American, I'm stopping a two year journey to learn a language that is basically useless. Instead, I'm going to learn a cool/important language like Ukrainian or Portuguese. I can't wait to watch original Ukrainian and Portuguese anime while I do my 30th rep of bicep curls.
@@asfakazi3156 Yeah bro. Do you have any good recommendations for Ukrainian or Portuguese Anime? I've only been watching Japanese Anime. American Anime is pretty lame recently, so I'm hoping Portuguese and Ukrainian Anime are better than the crap that Illumination and Disney have been churning out. It's like these movies are made for children or something.
@@Okloma Thanks Bro! I really appreciate these recommendations. I guess I have to do some reading before I'm ready to watch Ukrainian Anime on my phone while doing squats. It's usually too far away to read while churning out high intensity reps. I'll have to fit the reading in while I'm on the peloton. Maybe once I learn the Cyrillic alphabet, they'll have some quality Ukrainian Anime produced. I've also heard there are some sick comedies that I can watch.
I am actively learning German in school as an official subject, and the language sometimes has hilarious long words that always make me laugh so hard if read with text to speech. And I'm in the middle of learning Spanish as requested to me by my brother, who knows literally all the languages mentioned in the video. He also recommended this channel. Noice.
I had never stopped to think about the importance of Portuguese, in addition to the language being more beautiful, you gain double communication power and you gain more phonetic knowledge, you can understand more Italian, among other languages, and it still serves as a basis for learning other romantic languages
Loved the video! Well, 90% of it. 0:57 español 1:49 Deutsch 2:31 汉语 3:20 svenska och/og norsk 3:58 français 4:42 Esperanto 5:26 Nederlands 6:07 русский язык 6:41 English 7:13 日本語
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I am a huge language nerd. That's why besides English, I also know American, Canadian, Irish and Australian.
I've dabbled in those, as well as South African
Ohh, how did you learn Irish ?
But do you know Strine ? That would be a feat. (Hi down there!)
Hey, on top of that, I also am able to speak Floridian
Wow, Irish is pretty hard. Níl sé éasca.
You should learn Australian first, that way you can understand both English and American
Otherwise it’s just too hard to understand Australian if you learn English or American first
Australian is a useless language. Learn Yolngu instead
I learned Australian to understand Dundee. He's not a thing any more though. Waste of time.
LOL
Beta males
I learned New Zealandish
@@SomeGuyFromMalta I thought people called it Kiwish damm
“No language is safe here and neither are you.” -Language Simp
The title of this video should have been "How to keep a straight face while trolling" ... cant imagine how this guy pulled it off🤣🤣🤣
Truuueeeee
He speaks tongue in cheek so well in so many accents
Love it!
That’s basically his whole channel 😂
@@murraygill618 he speaks American language 😂😂😂
The amount of people who still don"t understand that this is comedy is scary.
nah bro he's 100% serious.
they don't speak sarcasm
@@jqydxn8941 🤣
I hope it’s sarcasm, or else he will fight me (My first language I am studying is Esperanto….)
@@_perza haha
I know you're trolling, but your comment about Chinese is true. I spent four years trying to master Chinese only to realize that the only people that would consider me for a job based on my Chinese ability were government agencies that want to spy on China. And even then, I didn't get the job.
That's why you should do the ultra giga chad move and learn Cantonese instead.
@@jamesyeung3286
>claim to speak Chinese
>show up to interview
>speak exclusively in Fuzhou Dialect
>refuse to elaborate further
@@jamesyeung3286 我學緊廣東話呀
@@jamesyeung3286 true that on Cantonese. A lot of Cantonese speakers in the United States.
Why _wouldn't_ you want to spy on China?
This guy's level of executing sarcasm is on a different level😅
I made a video where I went to Canada and tried to surprise the natives by speaking their language. It turned out that they all knew American as well as Canadian, so I left dissapointed.
That's hilarious
@@ssimms8995 *NORBERT MOSES NORBERT MOSES*
LMAO
You should have shown your skill to Steven koffman
Canadian langage exists..?
I started learning English at the age of 9 then I switched to American after a few months then I moved to Canada I was shocked when I found out people in Canada understood American very well turns out their language is very similar to American so I managed to learn Canadian too after staying there for like 5 seconds
Canadian and American aren't languages
@@kellopfan they are!!!
@@kellopfan No shit, Sherlock.
@@tutigsegITS CALLED ENGLISH NOT AMERICAN YOU SICKO
@@papanos09 nah, really? It’s not like it’s a joke or anything
After watching this video I entirely decided to quit speaking.
Same!
I’ve decided to never again watch his videos. He’s obnoxious.
@@Ceerads you do realise that this video is satire and is intentionally obnoxious right?
@@fakhrulayser2404 I kinda did, but who knows? There are many assholes posting videos.
@@Ceerads 😶
I knew a guy 20 years ago who was studying Chinese with the dream of becoming a tour guide for Chinese tourists visiting the U.S. It never had occurred to him that he would never be as qualified as the milllions of Chinese native speakers who knew enough English to do the same job.
The simple fact that his sarcasm can not be understood by people from various countries is itself a wonderful sarcasm to him...
bro from the beginning when he says you can understand spanish if you learn portuguese was too much already xD, and then he went to france and says they all speak american and arabic i was dead, cuz its true btw xD
I get the sarcasm, but I interpret it more as a bad attitude and bad taste.
@@leepisin8211 Bro, you can actually understand spanish if you know portuguese tho, not perfectly ofc but it's enough to get the context most of the time
People here in Brazil used to play videogames in spanish back when games didn't have portugues translations, I'm also following some spanish vtubers and I can understand them well with a bit of focus.
@@Darkness_Fuchsia i understand both spanish and portuguese, never took courses just from social medias and some youtube (i am native french speaker)
@@2bit661 it's the inconsistency for me. It's difficult to take somebody seriously when they just seem flippant most of the time.
I'm Japanese and feel proud of getting Number 1 Spot. I don't think it's useless to learn Japanese.
But it's definitely a ridiculous idea to learn Japanese in order to watch anime without subtitles.
He's just kidding lol
@@PedroFranco922 I'm kidding too.
@@morisoba2550 Nah fam I certainly know it's useful to learn your language just in case your fella went extinct, someone has to preserve the language . In case you're wondering I'm just kidding. But there's truth to it, I really want to know more about Japan. I know already a lot like my country and Japan had a trade relation that existed around 100 year, dunno about the era name because there's no official known to it. Some who knows both English and Japanese would certainly be of help in translation in a lot of Japanese media.
@@pauloazuela8488 Are you Brazilian by any chance? Unless you want to read Japanese literature, you wouldn't need to learn Japanese language because you can get many enough information about Japan in English.
@@morisoba2550 Just a fellow Asian, I do certainly read ones in English. Just wanted to go there too in Japan
my native language is candian and i didn’t even realize you were speaking american until you said so! so cool how they’re so similar
stop watching ytb and fix the FIA plz
r/whoosh
@@rb026 Dude, really??
@@Вгостяхугеймера-м1к yes really did watch the last race dude ?
@@Icymiiii there's no joke, american and canadian are similar languages!!
i suddenly realized to there is no reason for taking. let’s use body language
🙆
Taking what?
“The only reason to learn Japanese is to watch anime”
That’s not true, you also need it to read erotic Doujinshi comics
Fun fact: I improved drastically my English just in order to read Doujin , because English sites have far more content and better search features.
Touch grass
@@creativepop8196 nah , it's full of bugs and dirt .
Well would be a different story if we have an indoor grass like in a little pot or vase
んーそだよね
"Who wants to read while watching a show" *Me : litteraly reading the subtitles in my native language when he says that*
😹😹😹😹♥️
Lol
I do read subtitles and watch a show in the same time
It's because I am a fast reader
I do. I'm hearing disabled haha
You just mentioned each language that I thought was really cool and everybody wants to learn😂
Fr cancel this man
@@_TheWhitePawn_ This video is sarcasm-
Don’t worry it was sarcasm
@@IloveanimesosftuI thought so 😭
Dude this video is a joke haha
just so none of yall get discouraged, this guy isnt very serious about these, if you couldnt tell. Learn the language you want to learn
personally, I've been learning japanese. And it only made me laugh how serious he looked when he said watching dubbed is okay, as if its accepted in the anime comunnity lmao
Out of all these languages, Dutch is the only one that I’ve actually had native speakers discourage me from learning. To the point that when I was there and trying to learn, people frequently asked, “Why are you learning Dutch? It’s a completely useless language.” “If I were you, I’d just speak English.” I like your language, get over it already. 😅
lmao yeah i see many dutch people complaining about their own language and that even some of them find it easier to speak English.
Luckily I've a Dutch friend who's very enthusiastic about a foreigner trying to learn dutch... not that I will tho hahahaha
If you want to feel more encouraged, i can recommend the northen provinces of the netherlands. They might be a bit rougher on the edges, but they at least try to help you with dutch if they notice you are trying to learn it or practice it
@@damrod I found that the people in Venlo We’re also happy to speak with me. And I like that southern dialect also. :-)
doe het nou niet maat
precies
This man is so serious that I don't even know if he is joking about the "American" language, and I'm all for it
The American pronunciation comes more naturally for me, as a Finn. For starters, American uses a lot more [æ], where English just has [ɑ]. Pack those front vowels up 👍🏻!
He is not at all serious.
Americans speak English much the same way the English speak French.
Sure, all the right-thinking folk spoke French in 1066 but over time it got changed.
@@creativefreedom9143 he better not be. I’m an American and proud of it, but as a linguist I’d literally have a hernia.
@@timbuktu8069 So not at all then. Considering you can create a whole speech in English without using any Norman French roots.
“No language is safe and neither are you” 💀
If you're like me, this was your first introduction to language simp.
As a Norwegian, i died when you praised Danish. Practically everyone in Norway and Sweden make fun of it because it's "impossible to understand" and sound a bit funny
"If you speak Danish, you will understand Norwegian and Swedish!"
Meanwhile, in Denmark:
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@@per6605 holy sh!te. i watched that video. no wonder people say Dansk is difficult
norwegian is so DIFFICULT TO LISTEN TO, dansk er meget bedre
I'm a Swede, and I died a bit as well. Hilarious. 😄
I'm Irish but I'm learning Norwegian and definitely find Danish alot harder to understand than Norwegian or Swedish personally Norwegian and Swedish are better
How to offend half of the world in less than 10 minutes 101 by prof. Gigachad.
well this is literally more than half of the world, english, chinese , russian, french, all the major languages were included
As a brazillian, i wasn't offended in this at all
This actually made me more happier /hj
You would actually just say “this actually made me happier”. We get what you’re saying, though.
Amazing how you «trolled» out those languages, delicately combining jokes, irony and real linguistic facts. That's the highest level!
For real!! What got me was the thing about the “g’s” in Dutch. It is so true. I am actually traveling through the Netherlands right now and I got to hear it again lol q
Well, why he didn't mention that we, esperantrists, have a kind of cult?
Hey vsauce, MichaelleahciM here
@@AfroLinguo haha another linguistic fact is that in the past the Dutch G was way softer. It still is in my dialect in the south. Same in Belgium.
@@AfroLinguo also mirror the g -> h transition in west slavic languages
I speak Spanish, English and German. But, with a few beers I master Hungarian, Greek and Polish. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like that kind of humor 😂👍🤣 i hope you don't forget the languages once you are sober again 😂
I'd really love to hear how do you speak "drunk hungarian" :D
INTERPRETATION: In case there is anyone struggling to make sense of this video, the languages you SHOULD learn are: Spanish, German, Chinese, Swedish/Norwegian, French, Esperanto, Dutch, Russian, English, Japanese. I think his picks are pretty good. Loved the humour and irony. Nice!
Arriba España
From what I've read, Dutch is a language not worth learning
@@bda529 Well it's basically just a goofy version of german that a lot less people speak and that has a lot less relevance in general
@@Jess-737 The only ones who think Esperanto is useless are those who have never tried learning it or never got past level A1. Their opinion hardly matters, I would think. Anyone can say, 'I think language X is useless', but how do they know if they don't speak the language?
@@Jess-737 as do i
"Memorising a few phrases, then recording yourself impressing people in chinatown" was literally my first impression of Xiaomanyc
"They were shocked that I spoke X language" (X = whatever the native language is) is a theme of some TH-cam polygots that just make me despise them, and quite frankly, not believe they can even speak the language beyond Duolingo level. In fact, I watched one such person do the placement test, and while passed, he was struggling and made a couple of mistakes. When you consider that Duolingo goes barely above CERF A2 level (maybe up to C1 in more popular languages like Spanish) and the test does only not cover the whole of the language course, it is clear to me that their language ability is less than "fluent", another word they often use. One such guy took a test in Spanish, which happens is a language I'm learning right now: I could understand most of the test and could guess 65% - 70% of the answers despite only having passsed the first checkpoint and having no prior knowledge of Spanish or any closely related language, shows how relatively easy the test was!
(I've also watched native speakers of taking the test and still be recommended to study with Duo, only skipping the first checkpoints).
I'm think it's great to be able to speak a foreign language even a beginner level - and much maligned Duolingo can get you there if you use it correctly - my friend is a proof of that and I would be very happy if I could understand Duo's podcasts.
What annoys me are naysayers who pretend otherwise: bashing any X app (they all livr to hate Duolingo because it's actually a pretty good compared to many) and then go on promoting equally useless app they happen to like and often get revenue from as an influencer.
THERE IS NO ONE APP that can teach you a language to a fluent level! Each has their strengths and shortcomings, including classroom learning, but you still have to work a lot outside the app/ class if you want to become fluent and even then, it takes a long time to achieve true fluency. (As you can see, I'm not there with my English despite using it every day at work and in private life.)
@@oakstrong1 Definitely. If you're aiming for any sort of high level in any language, you should never rely on one source. 'Fluency' requires thousands of hours of being immersed in the language, whether it be watching native content, reading books, or interacting with natives. Apps such as duolingo or textbooks serve to bring you to a very basic level where it won't be as painful to start immersing in the language, and whether you continue or not after that is on you.
At the end of the day, there is no one "method" that can get you to fluency. Anyone that sells people on the idea that you will be fluent you take [certain course] is being disingenuous.
(By the way, your English is amazing for a non-native) :)
@@oakstrong1 interestingly, xiaoma passed Duolingo in one sitting on live stream. But it's obvious that his level in most other languages are limited conversational level plus things he normally interacts with ("where did you study" "how did you learn this so fast" "why do you like this place")
:: In theory, you could stage everything so you didn't have to get surprised by new phrases.
Duolingo is pretty weird too.
I've only paid attention to 2 language polyglot tubers, but is the Duolingo guy and xiaoma the same person?
I'm pretty sure he really is fluent in Chinese, still a bit cringe.
There is other polyglot world which doesn't focus on English speaking audience. And that is people speaking Indian languages especially Hindi, there is a Japanese women "Mayo Japan" and a dude, "Kohei" getting millions of views on "shocking Indians" videos. There is also another Korean dude, who has become native level fluent.. in Hindi.
As someone who speaks english as a second language, I laughed my ass off when a buddy of mine tried to pretend to speak another language in a text chat with natives by using solely google translate.
Brasileiro?
Tropa dos Br, fi
Slk🗿🍷
may I ask how you found natives to speak/text with?
@@Shmoopyn jogo
Kurwa 🗿
I am impressed that he managed to pull this off with a straight face!!
I'm German and my husband is Norwegian. Thank you for helping me find out that both of our native languages are completely unnecessary, so I will do my best to unlearn them and learn American instead. ^_^
Dude.... Its called "American English" not "American" btw your language aint useless like every country has lost a war
@@mei_plays3559 r/woooosh
emotional damage
Das Video ist sarkastisch
@@aaronfitzgerald9109 mein Kommentar auch lol
This is really great advice. I'm going to try to unlearn French via electroshock therapy with a car battery and some jumper cables. My brain should be primed for something more useful like Danish. As an added bonus, I will only be able to make guttural hacking sounds.
You could re-vector to Haitian Creole, that should be more useful.
I was thinking about learning French as well, but I am having second thoughts. If you like the language enough, I dont see no reason why you should not learn it even if there are a lot of people that speak it.
@@foreignlanguagesisfun8143 I agree 100%, the issue I've found is that native speakers will usually treat you like a child until you start speaking the language like an adult, so I've decided to only learn to speak a couple languages and understand a multitude of languages.
I think electric chair is a better option
Learn arabic insted
i'll never understand how he can make these videos with a straight face 😭
Because they're not funny?
@@A.staris you sure are funny
i don't know too
Because he's serious
@@_LBH_ I can tell
I really thought he was talking seriously with that straight face while trolling everyone.
Yeah it's worrying the amount of people in this comment section who can't tell the man is fuckin around
@@stinkende_shiba-x1ohe said Dutch while evolve gills and comment section still thinks he is serious
@@fica1137 Yeah it's almost amusing
Man, everytime you speak Portuguese I break. i just can't handle how funny it is.
And your argument for learning Portuguese instead of Spanish actually makes some sense, lol
@Abina Àine Well, I don't know if it will work for you, because I'm a native speaker so I can't really measure how much Portuguese you need to know to understand Spanish. What I do know is that people who are more educated on Portuguese (people with good grammar etc) tend to understand Spanish a lot better that common elderly people with lower levels os education.
Both languages are super similar tho. I believe Spanish and Portuguese are closer to each other than Standard German and most dialects of Swiss German for example.
My advice is: learn whatever you really want to. If you're not interested in the language itself, the whole process will become unfeasible. But if you just want to raise your language count, or if you are interested in both of them, than Portuguese first
I'm Brazilian and there is hardly anything I can't understand when reading Spanish, and the same applies if they speak slowly.
@Abina Àine well, we here in Portugal can kinda understand the Spanish, especially if it is a person from the regions near Portugal, which talk Spanish dialectics more similar to portuguese, like Galician.
@Abina Àine no, but if you learn Galician you will understand both Portuguese and Spanish
@Catarina lol so se já aprendeu algo da língua, em alguns contextos é impossível entender ainda que seja 30% do que os hispânicos falam. Texto é bem mais simples, mas entender é impossível assistir um filme em espanhol e entender 90% sem nunca ter estudado. Mesmo estudando ainda leva um tempo para entender 90% imagina sem estudar
Being a Brazillian who used to travel a lot to the Netherlands, yes, it is useless to learn dutch. I head from foreigners dutch learners that the locals will switch to English as soon as they notice you are not a native speaker, not giving you a chance to practice it. And the good thing is that everybody there speaks good english - even the bus driver.
90% of the Dutch can hold an conversation in English. It’s amazing.
No, they actually speak Canadian
@@rapperj-den1083 The languages are related.
"Even the bus driver".
Elitism.
😅😅😅
1:45 for you guys who doesn't speak portuguese, he said: "hey, good morning, I hope you have a very very very very nice day." It is a very common sentence to use with your family and friends, but it is more used to talk with strangers. Hope i helped you guys understand
Mt obrigado, não posso esperar pra dize-la
Nada a ver
@@takashix4i20 essa é a graça
@@joseangelojunior8640 entendo kkkk
Não disse posso sonar muito muito muito gostoso?
Bro started a war in 10 countrys
You should learn Swiss. It sounds like a different language in 4 regions, but it's all in your head. Some even say it is 4 distinct languages, but they have no idea. If you understand Swiss, you can converse with 3 quarters of the European population easily.
I'd rather learn Romansch.
@@gringo3002 swiss
You can also do Danish, it's not like the pronouncing is weird sounding
Multaj intelligentaj Svisoj learnan Esperanton. I quote from an Esperanto textbook.
“We were this close to be forced to learn german”
Me who is Danish. And forced to learn german in school
Icelanders also forced to learn Danish at school so deserved.
I like eating rødgrød mc fløöd
@@rikkithinn7258 You poor people. Couldn't imagine learning Danish
German is nice, cool and usefull. Just my opinion.
I'm from Poland and I was forced to learn German as my second foreign language at 7th and 8th grade. Thankfully when I started going to highschool we were able to choose German, Spanish or Italian so I've chosen Spanish.
Media literacy is dead omg there's no way y'all are taking this guy seriously 💀
“Portuguese is just spanish with much less straightforward pronunciation”
As a brazilian, I have to agree with you. This is incredibly accurate.
As a Venezuelan also agree with you 💀
@@Morrocoy. É a mais pura verdade💀
eu nao aguento mais estudar espanhol na escola se eu ja sei português aaaaaa
As a Brazilian. It is true
I learned Portuguese first and now I'm learning Spanish. Honestly, I find Portuguese easier for some reason.
As a Dutch person, we're all half-fish and we communicate mostly underwater. But because soundwaves suck at travelling through water, we needed a sound strong enough to fix that. That's where the Dutch G comes in. But we're also half human, so we just drown every time we make that sound, so that's why it sounds like that. Also, Dutch isn't completely useless, you can always learn it to laugh at Flemish people for their accent.
Thanks, I learned something useful today!
@@andyarken7906 You're welcome!
@shelleclipse WHY
@shelleclipse Damn, bro:(
I'm learning Dutch as a hobby. I have no plans to live in the Netherlands. But it keeps the little gray cells fit. I enjoy the low amount of articles compared to French & lack of subjunctive tense. But yeh the Dutch have learned English far too well so learning Dutch well will not give me profitable skills. 😅
10- Spanish
9- German
8- Chinese
7- Swedish & Norwegian
6- French
5- Esperanto
4- Dutch
3- Russian
2- English (Not American)
1- Japanese
As a norwegian learner i agree but i still like the language and norway
@@nyelvbabycakes its sarcistic lol and Swedish and Norwegian is mutch more beutiful then Danish!
@@nyelvbabycakes yup me too currently learning Norwegian and what he say doesn't made me lose motivation and it actually motivate me further
@@gojo6418 thats nice
it didnt affect me in any way
@@nyelvbabycakes yup I just take it as a joke
I speak 3 languages...English, Jibberish and Rubbish.
This is by far the funniest video I have seen in a hot minute. From one language lover to another, the humor is right on the money and I can't honestly tell you how how hard I laughed. Thank you for saying how I truly feel. Keep up the great work!🤣👍
Some of things he said are quite facts if i think about it
He could be right about Japanese.
have you considered learning uzbek?? would be really cool. not sure if you've mentioned it before
I see you're a man of culture
Ha men.
Chunki Uzbek foydali )
I can speak uzbek.
@@dk9251 i see you are Uzbek(im not from Uzbeckistan)
I love how it starts off reasonable but slowly gets more and more dumb as it goes on
When it got to Japanese (last one on the list), then that was the time I realized it’s all satire. I also thought he was serious in the early stages of the video because most of those early mentions sort of made sense, especially considering it’s all about personal opinion.
“My leg cut open” in my language: Lu Tau Giszve Ejauszisirg 😂😂😂
Is it the first time he said Putin instead of Vladdy Daddy?
Oh my, could it be something is happening to him? We gotta call 911. Now.
EXCUSE ME WHATT
"Most people in France either speak Arabic or American already" True
"Polish eye doctor" lol
Arabs are minority in France
al-eærakq is my favorite language it's my native language and it's beautiful, espacially when cussing someone out. Not to mention how romantic it is.
He is russian eye doctor from Russian Empire.
@@mihailrf7139 He was a Polish Jew from the part of Poland occupied by Russia since the end of 18. through the beginning of the 20. century.
@@mihailrf7139 what is a russia
I have been learning Icelandic, Polynesian Samoan, Māori and Hawaiian Pidgin whilst being Irish (Gailge) born and raised so I'm glad none of these came up on your list
kia ora!
What are your tips in learning Irish?
Te reo Māori should be the world's lingua franca. No counter arguments will be tolerated
All of the "useless" languages are either very widely spoken, or easy to understand if you speak a more difficult cousin of that language. By these measures, all of the languages you have chosen appear to be highly "useful" (unless there is a "better" Polynesian language to learn...maybe look at Tongan, jajaja).
@@marta.melnyk Kia ora, pehea koe
I don't think people understood that this was a joke💀
Italian would be on the list it was serius
Japanese is really useful if you go to Japan and got arrested and interrogated for days, as it usually happens to Americans who want to have some fun there (instead of quietly looking around as they are supposed to do).
Americans just shouldn't go
Who are U paul McCartney
did you have tattoos.
I’m American, and I don’t know what “have some fun” refers to. Shooting guns?
Was that a reference to Fast and furious in Tokyo?
"Pretty much every German speaks American now" that's the best joke I've ever heard. Actually, it's the one about Dutch sounding beautiful. My housemate compared the Dutch 'g' to choking in a dentist's chair and I have yet to hear a more accurate description
YES. From Russian programmers who moved to Germany (Germany has big IT hubs) I heard, that you can't live without German not in Berlin
@@krushiler398 right
Only academics are really efficient in English but other than that it's only basics to no english
@@krushiler398 most cities you'll be fine, small towns is where people don't really use it. I'm from Frankfurt which is the most international big city in the whole country (yes before Berlin) and people really expect you to be able to speak English at least to a degree where you can communicate. Doesn't need to be perfect, but you do need some skill.
Great comment
I heard that people in the Netherlands and Germany speak very good English in general compare to in France and Russia. Idk how much of it is true or just stereotypical
As a native Dutch speaker even I’ve got goosebumps when you gave the most chilling example of how to pronounce those G/CH!
As we say in Dutch: Goed gesproken! 😂
eh, some old people in indonesia still pronounce "g" as "ch",
instead of teknologi, they pronounce it as tekhnolochi, I wonder where they come from, after reading your comment I think their pronounciation is influenced by dutch hehe
Ja de g en ch zijn mooie klanken wij gebruiken gewoon een taal met harde duidelijke klanken en tonen
😅🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
Nu horen jullie van boven de rivieren eens een keertje van iemand anders dat die harde 'g' niet deugd.
Vergeet de unieke ui-klank niet.
MDS ELE CHAMANDO O BOLSONARO DE GOST- AKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAK MORRI 😂😂
I don’t know whether to trust this man or not
97% don't
I would
@Jenny Vaona Just a troll lol
@Jenny Vaona or indeed a Trold, we find, as he has just eradicated Norwegian ........
no dont
1:45 : for those who don’t speak Portuguese he’s saying “hi, good morning, Bolsonaro is very very very hot”
🤣🤣
i love him
Who
@@theshortplayschannel7254asked
That's actually a legit reason to learn Portuguese.
Pro-tip: Learn European Portuguese, specifically one of the island dialects. No one else will understand you, but you'll understand everyone, thus proving yourself as an alpha.
i am learning brazillian portuguese and can understand european portuguese as well as spanish
that's fucking hilarious lol
good luck understanding island dudes...you'll think they speak hebrew, arabic and mandarin at the same time @@db_2408
Azores: Portuguese level hard
As a Brazilian, I understand he saying: “Hello, Good morning, Bolsonaro is very very very very very sexy” ( 1:45 )
my native language is portuguese, so spanish is quite easy to me as you said. However, when I was like four years old, my mother made me learn american, english, australian, canadian, south africanan, new zeelandand, antiguan and barbudan, grenadan, guyanan, jamaican, trinidad and tobagosan, irelandand, and maltan. A rough time indeed, but hey at least i'm a polyglot now
Nice work 😂
Zeelandand 😭
(Sorry I just find it a little funny)
No French 😂
As a Amerifan speaker I'm currently learning Asian, British, and Mexican
@@ThisIsTheUser Amerifa
The Dutch joke was the best 😂
rip the dutch
You made me laugh so much that I accidentally bought your shirt
I appreciate it! Just don't look up what the words mean on the shirt.
@@LanguageSimp Ne t'inquiètes pas, je ne parle pas français.
@@LanguageSimp J'attends un t-shirt en russe avec de jolis mots doux
Je voulais apprendre le français mais c’était trop difficile alors j’ai arrêté. C’est juste une petit peut triste car maintenant je ne peut pas même connaître que c’est le français quand quelqu’un parle
He is definitely pretty funny. I would definitely watch a stand up comedy show of his if he did one haha
I was actually thinking of learning Spanish and there's this guy🤦♀️
6:25 tell me where the fbi is holding you, i'm coming to rescue you
It is his own opinion.
It wasn't until you called Danish beautiful sounding that I realized this was 100% comedy 😄
As a Dane, I never considered for 1 single second, that this could be comedy.
That just shows, you are less critical, if someone says something nice about you.
“You must be very intelligent” - Who has ever questioned the validity of that statement? !
Honestly, it’s one of the ugliest sounding language. No offense to Danish people but it’s just not my jam.
Jesus ❤️ y'all
@@Jesus_loves_u7 Yeah, even the Danes ;)
The fact this guy has said all of this with a straight face makes it even funnier
Bro, i only noticed he was joking when he gets to english 💀.
Thank you! Laughed so hard there were tears 😂. Japanese 101 in college I surveyed my classmates. 50% were there for anime. Learn American. So funny!
"Bolsonaro é muito muito muito muito muito goxtoso"
As a Brazilian, I broke🤣🤣
Bolsonaro is stupid!
As a Brazilian, eu também 😂😂😂😂😂
This mans sarcasm is so tightly bound he got me wondering if american is actually a language
Such a masterful trolling! Love it!
This man is fluent in sarcasm.
as a Russian-native, I immediately guessed the reason not to learn it and laughed my ass off 🤣 high quality analysis 🥵
Welp, how sad... the whole war & that "analysis"...
@@szurmatpl since we know exactly that Ukrainians want no other land than theirs, the war is sad indeed, and the analysis is funny after seeing ru and foreign putinist propaganda online 🥲
@@youtubeuser206 every country is invented
@@moicestlapoussiere777 ya well ukraine was only invented 30 years ago. since kiev has spent the last 8 years attempting to genocide its russian speaking citizens, the Russian Federation had every right to enter to protect them.
@@moicestlapoussiere777 Do you also advocate for USA military to end its illegal occupation of Syria? and their ongoing theft of Syrias oil which is up to 100 billion dollars worth?
Do you advocate for Israel to end its illegal occupation of Palestinian land?
You should remove Dutch from the list of the most useless languages: when The Netherlands disappear under water, we'll always have Surinam, in South America, whose official language is Dutch. Don't forget it 😉
Yeah but Suriname is also not safe from the rising sea level. We are currently losing ground because of it even if the process is slow.
@@jaydendc1545 then move to South Africa, where a great deal of the population speaks Afrikaans, a language derived from Dutch.
@@theephraimite 😁😁😁
@@theephraimite Yeah but that's still not Dutch, it's Afrikaans. A different language. So Dutch is still useless 👍
@@nduduzoblose4355 No language is useless
I lost it when he said Danish was the most beautiful language. There’s trolling and there’s saying Swedish and Norwegian are beneath Danish. Hadn’t laughed like this in a while. Thanks man
Danish be like: GGGGCHSHHCHHGCHGH
Danish is Gigachad language, but swedish and Norwegian is ultra beta male language
@@moserenged this is a true statement and i support it.
I'm telling all of u. This foolz a comedian uHauahauaha
Same
honestly thank you for making this video because I've been working my ass off trying to learn french
Haha je te comprends ! C'est un sacré bordel pour comprendre les nuances, et les français eux-mêmes ne sont pas d'accord sur le sens des mots... Tu es courageuse !
If you want to learn a totally useless but unique language, try Friulan, it's a North-eastern Italian regional language.
Bro I was about to say „bro you don’t know shit“ but then I continued and realised it was a skit😭 bro got me good in the first minutes😂
“No language is safe. And neither are you” lol
Чел этот блогер говорит что украина у которой нету ядерок выиграет у россии у самой большой ядерной державой
@@Человек-з9с6д Nuclear weapon hates Ukraine, that's why they would not go there .
Yes 😂👍
As an Iraqi, I can confirm that's how our accent sounds like
😂
You hurt my feelings 💀
I read subtitles watching your video 7:45
it would seem Russia hasnt been overtaken
He is just joking.
Can confirm, still sitting playing balalaika to end the day after a glass of vodka to the backdrop of my favorite bear's growling over here in Strogino
virgin latin alphabet
vs
chad american alphabet
Please earn a Master's degree in 'Advanced Irony and Sarcasm' before watching this video. You'll need it.
😂😂
Well, I guess I have to get that degree from some American university or college... and nowhere else.
6:09 real translation: *"Ребята, eбите меня семеро, - я жажду сочных члeнов"*
Really?
@@Mr23588, nah, I'm just fooling around.
Thank you for your opinion and Congratulations on making it to Number 10 on my list of MOST USELESS TH-cam VIDEOS !!
Keep up the great work. Oh.... pardon me for not liking or subscribing. I now proceed to your video of Best Languages to Learn.
PS. Your impersonation of a polyglot was spot on. (Oooops !! "spot on" was English. Sorry....sorry !!)
I must agree. Since I started learning Brazilian Portuguese this year my Spanish has come along leaps and bounds.
I wonder if learning Catalan would have the same effect.
Catalan or Occitan are the key to all Western Romance language. When you learn Catalan (or Occitan) you get a lot of knowledge of the rest, it is like a bridge between Iberian peninsule, France and Italy.
@@robertobahamondeandrade ththtthhththtththththththth
I'm catalan and I can understand easily Portuguese, French and Italian so I guess yes. Our language is kinda a bridge between all this languages
@@robertobahamondeandrade between these two occitan is better, they have a ton of influence in Portuguese...
catalan is not a langueage .... is just spanish for dumbs
Spanish native speaker here and laughed my ass off as you got that top 10 started xD
Before this video I was learning Japanese to watch anime because reading subtitles made it hard to multitask and lift weights like the giga-chad I am.
Now that I know there are faithful dubs in American, I'm stopping a two year journey to learn a language that is basically useless. Instead, I'm going to learn a cool/important language like Ukrainian or Portuguese.
I can't wait to watch original Ukrainian and Portuguese anime while I do my 30th rep of bicep curls.
Are you serious bro?
@@asfakazi3156 Yeah bro. Do you have any good recommendations for Ukrainian or Portuguese Anime?
I've only been watching Japanese Anime. American Anime is pretty lame recently, so I'm hoping Portuguese and Ukrainian Anime are better than the crap that Illumination and Disney have been churning out. It's like these movies are made for children or something.
@@Okloma Thanks Bro! I really appreciate these recommendations.
I guess I have to do some reading before I'm ready to watch Ukrainian Anime on my phone while doing squats. It's usually too far away to read while churning out high intensity reps. I'll have to fit the reading in while I'm on the peloton.
Maybe once I learn the Cyrillic alphabet, they'll have some quality Ukrainian Anime produced. I've also heard there are some sick comedies that I can watch.
*hears the dub* *ears internally combust*
LMFAO
I don't know how I should feel about my native language not being on the list
I am actively learning German in school as an official subject, and the language sometimes has hilarious long words that always make me laugh so hard if read with text to speech. And I'm in the middle of learning Spanish as requested to me by my brother, who knows literally all the languages mentioned in the video. He also recommended this channel. Noice.
Do you need help with any homework in German class?
Which level of German you are currently learning for?
@@ok-he2ko Nah, I'm good.
@@milosbulatovic2578 I don't know. there's no level
@@ok-he2ko are you a native german speaker?
2:17 they assumed we can't find nouns ourselves LMAOO
I had never stopped to think about the importance of Portuguese, in addition to the language being more beautiful, you gain double communication power and you gain more phonetic knowledge, you can understand more Italian, among other languages, and it still serves as a basis for learning other romantic languages
@@Kamila-eb9pz I'm a Portuguese native speaker and I have the same feeling with Spanish 😂
@@Kamila-eb9pz the only good thing about Spanish is how they put question marks at the beginning of sentences
*Romance languages
I am learning Spanish but I will give try to purtagese too.
The thing i love about Spanish is the pronounciation,
Portuguese sounds like drunks speaking Spanish
the reason i want to learn japanese IS BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE DUBBED VERSIONS OF MY ANIME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4:14 LMFAOOOO that killed me, arabic is my native language and that ruined me, i watched it 12 times 😂😂😂
Bro be having a hard time pronouncing ع lol
Loved the video! Well, 90% of it.
0:57 español
1:49 Deutsch
2:31 汉语
3:20 svenska och/og norsk
3:58 français
4:42 Esperanto
5:26 Nederlands
6:07 русский язык
6:41 English
7:13 日本語
Tks
The Chinese one is long, shouldn't be 汉语 instead?
@@Snowball_Butterfly I looked up the characters for Modern Standard Chinese which is the modern version of Mandarin people learn today.
Thank you
My mouth is still gaping wide open at the Swedish one. Satire or not I am shook.
I’m Japanese and I speak French. I’m learning Swedish and Russian😂😂 I was to learn how to get a British accent🤣 Je faisais juste ce qui m’intéressait😂
Good luck with Swedish! Lycka till
@@keytokwangya Tack så mycket!
Lol I speak English and Russian, while studying French, Japanese, and Swedish. I hope we reach our goals, friend.
@@MissTasseled What a coincidence!
Не учите русский. Реально ж бесполезный язык.