The NEW Jehovah’s Witness Convention is BEYOND CRINGE 💀
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Why does it feel like I’m being threatened by a mob boss?
xD
Someone needs to explain to me, how is possible for them, that what they are asking to obey is God's will, when they are saying that the GB is not inspired?
How can this crap work?
@@vusimngomezulu2500 Yes, he was sent here by Jesus.
@@vusimngomezulu2500 which Bible? Jws or the King James Version?
@@vusimngomezulu2500 jesus taught about false prophets, hypocrites and liars, hmmm sounds like your governing body.
Watchtower is being PROTESTED on the morning of October 31st 2023 in Washington D.C at the WHITE HOUSE. Watchtower's cover-up of CSA and their SHUNNING PRACTICES are inhumane and sinister. Protest details are at: be free 2023. Watchtower needs to be held accountable
Marrying a jw can make a marriage even more miserable.
@tgreen1862 That's an understatement. What a nightmare. I truly feel sorry for all JWS. They are all trapped and used by 9 con artists who are using the Bible as a weapon to control them and to rob them of their ENTIRE LIVES. Very disgusting and sinister.
i wish i could be there.
Hey I’m a Jw that has faded and I’m happily married so we’re not all that bad but I can see this religion affecting a marriage cause my wife studied for a year and had to drop it from the pressure and I fully supported whatever she wanted but I’m happy she made the right choice ❤
I will be there. I was a witness for 5 years. Thank God. I was never indoctrinated! Thank you for the heads up 😀
Funny. Many people are in "anguish" over marrying the wrong person. I was in "anguish" because I had a husband with a serious porn addiction constantly talking with other women even in the congregation sexting women meeting up with women and the rules forbid me to simply divorce him and move on with my life. Instead I waited 16 years in a horrible marriage waiting for "proof" of adultry before finally leaving and realizing it was all a lie. THATS ANGUISH, not marrying the wrong person but rather being trapped by ridiculous policies of the organization.
It's not a rule; it's a Bible teaching. The Bible says that only adultery is grounds for divorce.--Matthew 19:9.
You did the right thing💗 I'm sorry you had to go through that unnecessary amount of pain
@@CoolBreeze250 And who says the Bible has any authority over us?
@@watchandjewelryloft4713 The Bible is the inspired word of God, so we should obey what it says.--2Timothy 3:16, 17.
@@CoolBreeze250 Who or what proves it's the word of a god?
"Inatant Gratification" can literally be anything you crave as a human. They've blurred it so much that even jsut wanting a steady job for 40 years is bad. And then they use their "just keep waiting," etc lines for their "coming soon" false promise. What a load of ever changing mental gymnastics.
and just a load of crap
It wasn't a cringe, but I lost it at, "bitch, that doesn't help one bit!" Hilarious!
I was just about to take a sip of my drink too. That would've been a mess. 😂😂
I first thought he was making a positive comparison too. He exactly describes my family. Psychological issues for generations, untreated diabetes, nobody is as nihilist as someone who's waiting for a big old sky wizard to swing a magic wand and solve their problems.
Don’t believe in a “god” that creates you a certain way then punishes ALL of mankind for acting in that very way!
This is the sort of madness i used to listen to and feel guilty after. So glad I’m out.
I'm convinced they are deliberately trying to wake up their own followers, at this point. The only question now is: Why? 🤔
I think it's more like the Berlin Wall coming down. The internet surge catalyses the people surge. And you help a lot too! 😊
@@Lisa-x3n5x Lisa! Where have you been? 🙂
i think it’s part doubling down, in bumbling arrogance and part culling the org of anyone not fully invested, those who aren’t 100% in. it does make you wonder, tho, when u see talks like these. this truly might be the worst convention yet. it’s so damn bad.
@@APrftCrclTempest
I'd be wary of any Kool Aid served at these Con-Vent-ions.🤔😉
Desperate people do desperate things; And WT Org, is getting more and more desperate by the week.
@@APrftCrclTempestIf that’s the case, there may even be another Jonestown coming…
They sound like the Daleks “obey” “obey” “OBEY”.
That's a funny comparison to me as someone who has a JW mom that's a whovian lol
Watchtower is *DEMON WORSHIP*
freaking love doctor who
The worst part of it all is JW's think ALL their ideas and instruction are NEVER the source of anyone's problems. NEVER. They'll always turn a situation around on the other person. It never fails.
This man’s demeanor, life deprived tone, and dull brown background tells me he’s already in purgatory
😂
Your already in purgatory. What does God see when he sees your Google history...😅
@@BornelvibeBoring research websites. Everyone who isn't a witness isn't a heathen- believe it or not. Aren't you sinning for watching this apostate video?
My life definitely improved when I divorced my ex cheating jw husband. Later, I met my worldly husband who is a lovable and responsible husband. My exjw husband could say I love you, bunch of hypocrites!!
Same!!!!!
The real theme of the convention: Keep sweet, pray and obey
Thank you so much EX-JW panda , for this video because this really helps me in my fiance.
I have been an EXJW since last December 1st, and she really waited sooo patiently for me.
This will definitely explained to her why I gave her such a WAIT, even though my heart was divided and, the CULT doesn't make anything easy as a (pimo), and now life is so easy.
Thanks for another phenomenal video my friend🌺😏😎
It's interesting how they actually know what is going on people's mind, and are still looking for ways to convince you to stay
I left the cult 24 years ago, when I was born my parents were baptized and as a kid and teenager I was never interested in being a JW, so they told me that I had the obligation to be one or my dad had to kick me out of the house, I hate them so much, I cringe in every video, this one made me laugh, I like your comments, so spot on!
nearly spat my coffee out when reading the text message part. well done Panda
Yeah I had the same reaction! I love your humour Panda haha
Lmfao 😭
5:35 that's right, a true JW isn't even supposed to have sех in the marriage, that's why the father of this cult Charles Russel didn't have any children and his marriage ended in divorce - the story goes he was "in a celibate marriage", he badly wanted to be one of those 144K and the requirement according NT scripture is "vігgin men not defiled by women"
I don’t miss being part of this religion. I can’t believe I actually got baptized.
Literally same 😢
Anch'io mi associo a voi ,in soli 3 anni mi sono sentito soffocare dalle regole della wachtover, caricano pesi su i suoi aderenti ,e loro non muovono un dito per aiutare chi è indifficolta ,poi Toni Morris viene beccato di domenica mattina alle 11 a comprare una casetta di wischi da 850 dollari ,ha messo il wischi davanti alla predicazione ,
Just look at this way. Disfellowshipped means closer to Jesus and God. Only then are you finally free of this false true religion.
You did a great job finding creepy expressions on their faces for your thumbnail
They always answer their own questions given witnesses no need to think...just OBEY !!
Men with many words lead to stumbling...Old Light !! 😂
Thank you Panda for another excellent video and funny commentary. I got triggered during the shunning part and had to pause it but I finished it. Nothing has changed.... still manipulative, controlling, and culty.
I Notice the Watchtower never speaks on the forgiveness of sins unless it benefits the governing body and their subordinates directly and not the everyday witnesses. Obedience is more important than forgiveness or wisdom? Thank God I dodged a bullet by not joining this "religious community."
i love how he made a mind blowing speculation that because his coworker has a dead line to keep and it sounds like its behind that he is angry because he remarried. JW thinking at its finest
I like how despite all this rambling these arrogant elders can't tell me why I should believe their presumptuous claims about sin should matter to me at all. With how long they've been at this for you'd think they'd have that one figured out by now. But the majority of their reasoning for us caring is literally just "Because we told you to." Seems more self absorbed rather than spirit led to me.
If I was on death row I would order 5 bags of flammin hot cheetos. That way I would get sent to the ER with extreme digestive distress and get to live another day 😅😅😅
Just the word WT pissed me off. I hear the words, and I think how much B.S are they're going to release?
"so i could see what Jehovah sees" i have never seen a group of people who love to compare themselves with Jesus and God like witnesses. How disgusting
This illustration is so awful. They really couldn't come up with a better one?
I lost the cringe challenge with the first guy fumbling through that sex talk, ewwww!
Without modern science, no one would even know what the hell oxygen is genius. The all-knowing creator of the universe couldn't be bothered to mention the existence of a vital gas that we literally die without, but he was sure to tell his followers how to beat their slaves.
you know they sang listen, obey, and be blessed after that.
I loathed that song when I was in, I still do.
That speaker is enough to send you to sleep.
I hope he NEVER buys a car, new or second hand, (well used with mileage on it) before test driving it !!
All my 37years in this Organisation, I could noted how mostly the Elders enjoy drinking Alkohol in a big Way, b4 I Beamer one of them, I love drinking Alkohol in a big Way but instead of limiting my Alkohol Consume, I drank more because I saw how much most of the Elder like me drank whenever I visited them asking "Do you want one more bottle"? This made me happy to continued my Way of Life b4 being a JW. They always said "Drinking beyond the Limit is was is bad but they never tells u when the Limit is the moment u are not drunk. Forget the Teachings of the JW. Iam happy that I left with my Family Members after 37years Dec 2019 and today, our Family is happier than the Time we wasted our Time with the Organisation 🎉🎉🎉
6:42 "He probably has a Raging Hard-on". I lost it right there Panda
He probably does!
Says they’re not animals, immediately calls a spouse, “a mate.” Pick a lane, dude.
I know right. Why do they constantly use this term. 😂😂😂
Marrying an unbeliever brings what? Marrying a believer is the worse.
Keep up your sense of humor Red Panda. I love it. Imagine that: getting a Dr. Ruth advice from a real estate organization.....CRINGY!!!!
Every JW talk or video sounds the same. The way these men talk sounds wooden and mechanical. They are trained by headquarters to talk this way.
oh that is just great. This guy judging sex practices while watchtower pays off settlement after settlement of child molestation. seriously watchtower.
They never face the reality of their sin or better crime: CSA. I see, crime is not sin a virtue.....
Grovel slaves! When I tell you to swallow poison, I want to hear "Yes, sir!" followed by "Should I swallow bleach, rubbing alcohol, anti-freeze or something else?".
Can’t wait for the reveal when it happens
I hate their use of the word submissive
"Wouldn't you agree with m-" Panda: NO
My dad's a preacher and I did the deed before marriage. Yeah he was disappointed but he doesn't bring it up at all. I think he was more worried about me having a kid before I was ready than anything
Immediate loss. Why does anybody have to use death row as an example?!
I swear I hate the fake laughs. It is so phony!
Bro they sound like they’re making everything up on the spot
This was the best breakdown ..love your edits 😂 keep up the good work
Why do they think we need a Watchtower when “God” sees everything? The Watchtower is the tower of Babylon.
Ooof ! How absolutely depressing! F-k !
Hello
33:20 he just stands there thinking for 3min while the guy is struggling with the chair hahahaha the whole thing is so cringey....
There is so much lies. Now I’m being gated about sun. It’s easy to get back into good standing. Some sects and cults, there is no take-backs!
I think there's overeating amongst the judge for the same reason they drink... Emotional issues.
The sex talk was awful! Huge cringe factor. I am so glad I left after the first day for that convention and I will never attend one again. The marriage talk is a joke too. I divorced a violent wife whom had cheated on my with my jw best friend at the time. They claimed no hanky panky occurred, except that would hold hands on my couch, under blankets, watching a movie, with his wife and myself sitting right next to them and we had no idea. They talked about what would happen if they left their spouses, said they loved each other, compete emotional infidelity and I was not allowed to do a thing about it. Well hey, after domestic violence I filed divorce and the elders told me I failed because I failed Jah and was a weak person. Middle finger to them all! The awful shit they allow is atrocious and all based off of one scripture, a miss-translated one at that, of what Jesus said to the pharisees regarding divorce. They have caused so much damage from this one doctrine to families and abused spouses it is disgusting. Read the Shepheard the Flock book, eye opening! You can have a circle jerk with a group of people and it is not considered cheating!
😂😂 loved what you did with the text messages at 25:19 definitively was getting a homoerotic vibe from those two guys.
And without WATER, we cannot have OXYGEN, Genious
Can we just talk about how God sends Opportunities to witnesses and they purposely don’t take them because of shit like this? Lol I’ve seen it happen so many times, I’ve seen my mom loose so much because she was following this bullshit, now she’s resentful and sad because she wasn’t able to become what she wanted because she was always JW it up with all the other sheep 🐑
Not sheep, but goats.
I fecking love the texts you put in there 😂
GREAT VID BRUH!!!! You need to do a "laugh challenge", I failed that one...
2:00 the speaker described witnesses and then made a u turn, cringe
Also, surely, if there was a god, they would want that poor lonely old man to develop a relationship with that woman.
I have seen lives languish waiting for the man of faith who never came. What a great responsibility to manipulate lives in that way
Cringe time. 12:21 degrading spouse. Mind blowing stuff. Keep it coming.
My Cringe meter exploded !
28:20 if you don't obey (the governing body tht is) u won't live forever😂😂😂😂
They told “the generation that will never pass away” the same shit and look at how that turned out… they all died!
great rebuttal. Subscribed!
Of the fact that my cousins stuck in a shitty marriage with zero happiness in it…
33:03 he obviously forgot how to operate gearbox
Cringed within the first 30 seconds. Just the sight of this guy made me cringe but the second he mentioned sex the cringe went over the moon. Ugh! Creepy!
i think he who cringes first wins.
You commenting on that review is 🔥🔥🤣🤣
I cringed at 14:43 when that dude in the background made some basketball gold.
"Misuse of alcohol" BUDDY WUT
Dude just called out the entirety of bethel LOL.
Funny now they can try and bring people back, but very recently doing so was haughty 💀💀💀
I waited until marriage to have sex. That sure did work out great! 😒
It was the fucking worse for me. Wife has no sexual appetite. And being very busy in WT you don’t have time to focus on sex. I divorced her!!
I’ll bet I’m more moral than these weirdos !
What about leaders who fiddle with kiddies
They're taking the lead. You must obey.
15:33 The text says "How do I stop thinking about sex contsantly?"
Sometimes (mostly) those Videos and Talks really are funny, (from a distant point of view)(and you made them so) because they`re stupid and poorly made or just nuts talkers give their worst ... - this one though, also laughable, was dead serious to me, evil, mind-killing, screwed-up ... there was no cringe for me at all - this is the horror.
Hello, thank you for the video.
I love, how examples of patience from bible shows us the true nature of this religion.
Like when king David had only 8 wives.
Or when the tribe of Benjamin patiently waited for their new wives in Judges 21:19-23
(By the way in previous chapter YHWH shows great patience by allowing several battles between Benjamin and other tribes.)
Or when Lot's daughters showed patience by agreement which one will go first.
Or when YHWH patiently leaded Philistines from Mediterranean Sea (Amos9:7) just to make them the practice targets. (Judges 3:1-4)
One more: thing "only in the lord" from 1.Cor. 7:39 is a great advice when you consider it was given to widows.
It makes more sense that 1st century christian will give you more emphaty and love then 1st century governor or centurion.
PS: WT helps themselves with other verse (2.Cor 6:14) and applied it to marriage.
If I take their logic - marriage is a uneven yoke?
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Governments could save $millions by allowing JWs to deliver the mail.
Sorry guys I can't stand to listen to those drones
"The rest is to our imaginary friend.", "You're right, thanks!"
Another great video with hilarious commentary. 😆 They just get more and more cringy and controlling.
Watching him laugh made my skin crawl!
I like how bro Kinney blamed his arthritis for his jerking off the wrong handle on the wheelchair. Huh?
I've been off of porn for 8-9 days now, and I am incredibly proud of myself for that. Sadly, masturbation hasn't stopped, but I'm getting there.
Overindulgence is bad, and it can majorly fuck shit up.
For example, due to all the porn watching I did, I still get ads for some really not ok and down-bad shit. These ads are quite literally what made me try to stop watching porn.
But the absolute hypocritical and bullshit reasons Wachtower is giving is not why you shouldn't overindulge.
jehovah standard blah blah, one standard for the rank and file and another one for the JW upper management. Can’t stand so much hypocrisy
I don't cringe I just SMH and pity those misguided worshipers of men in the name of God. I must admit that I did cringe on the direction to blindly obey.
Is a constant blame yourself...and just be miserable
Just discovered your channel! Just subscribed!
He's a funny one!
Look how Jehovah protected them in Germany!!! They never mention that!
This is not Jesus's world, did you know this?
Jesus's mentioned in the Bible, " My Kingdom is NOT part of this world." HE was referring to this worldly RULERSHIP which is under Satan's, which also means, how the human governments, civilisation, the system of this CURENT WORLDLY RULERS are contributing to the world? 100 percent pure evil, don't you think, just look around you today, what happeing in the world.
Satan and his people/ RULERSHIP want Gods people " destroyed "
Jesus's KINGDOM ARRIVES AFTER ARMEGGION ( THE RID OF SATAN'S SYSTEM OF THIS MESSED UP WORLD. )
You guys need to understand the Bible properly before you can INTERPRET IT!
Atm, Jesus can see everything going on! But He's time to RULE HAS NOT ARRIVED YET( ON EARTH)
JESUS LIVES AND STAYS IN HEAVEN, HE IS ONLY GIVEN ORDERS BY HIS FATHER JEHOVAH TO " RULE HEAVEN " WHICH HE DOES.
WHEN JEHOVAH SETS THE " TIME RIGHT" FOR JESUS'S TO TELL HIS " HEAVENLY ARMY 144,000 SPRITIUAL BEINGS TO START TO " CLEAN UP THIS MESSED UP WORLD " AKA SATANS WORLD THEN YOU WILL SEE " PHYSICALLY WHAT JESUS'S KINGDOM ON " EARTH" WILL DO TO CLEAN UP ALL " EVIL" ON THIS PLANET!
AFYI: Evil will keep increasing until Jesus's KINGDOM on EARTH arrives, then most of the civilisation on earth, will get a " SHOCK"
Which is why Jesus said " my KINGDOM ( government) is not of this world. "
The TIME has NOT arrived yet.
Only Jehovah KNOWS, NO ONE ELSE.
AFYI: ARMEGGION means to " wipe out Satan's Kingdoms and his people that follow him, from the entire inhabited Earth."
Not some Hollywood movie you people are obsessed with.
I LOL-ed so hard at the text message😂😂😂😂😂
In their own words Governing Body gives *STRANGE *ILLOGICAL *IMPRACTICAL UNINSPIRED TEACHINGS WTF!*
I'll have black pudding, with devils cake for desert, shaped like a smurf.
That intro had me guffawing. 😂
They don't want anyone having material things because they want them for watchtower society