Nobody Dies At Disney
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 พ.ค. 2024
- From 'The Anthony Cumia Show':
A humorous look at the deaths that do not happen on Disney properties because "Nobody Dies At Disney", leads into suspicion that the mouse big be a mafia 'Don'.
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The mickey mouse voice doing Casino lines had me laughing the hardest I've laughed in several years, and I needed it. Thanks Ant.
On WNEW you would have Ant doing the voices mixed with obscenely hilarious callers and it was lightning in a bottle.
" I don't think you understand, you're all just guests here!" 🤣
@Michael Bowman it's the scene in Casino where DeNiro and the local cowboy councilman are discussing the firing of the councilman's brother-in-law.
Michael Bowman I recognize it from The Good Shepherd. Joe Pesci was talking Matt Damon about culture and asked “what do you people have?” Matt Damon answers with “we have America, the rest of you just guests.” Amazing film 🤣
Ant Cumia is one of the funniest people to ever have lived.
Mickey Mouse giving the Joe Pesci speech from Casino is literally F-king Brilliant. Kudos to you Anthony! 😁😅😂🤣🤣
" Let's go to a caller ", was said by nobody.
"I know I get paid millions to co-host a radio show, but instead of doing my job and being entertaining, let's go to 'Mongo the Trucker".
Snowy from Michigan??
“Hey that sounds like a good idea for a website, should make a website about it. I gotta start blogging.”
"You have no idea how radio works"
I could listen to two hours of JUST this.
@@eriktruchinskas3747 That would have been TOOOOO good!
@@GentlemanBystander go watch it live,it's amazing
Just listen to it 8 times
When he’s Anthony took over with the Mickey voice... holy shit
"I'm a made guy, Mick! Ya can't hit a made guy!" fucken lol this whole segment was so good. It's perfect off the cuff comedy
holy crap! I'm crying here! The Goofy impression got me. "I'm a made guy!" HAHAHA!
Classic mob movie lines done by Disney characters... what a freaking great bit!
"Remember in the movie when Alec Baldwin punched the pregnant woman in the stomach?"
"That was an outtake. He really did that."
Whole new context, now! LOL
Nobody better at voices than Anthony.
The Disney mafia... I'm dead. Anthony is easily one of the funniest people I've ever heard.
People really don't give him enough credit. His impressions are always awesome.
He does these impressions it’s like your hearing the real person Lol I herd him say that in the girls voice it was spot on
Oleg
I will film you
do crasy shit
His Popeye was always my favorite
“When they found Pluto, he was frozen solid” 😂😂
My dad fell off the platform at Peter Pan ride. He was then run over by Captain Hook. Captain Hook had a full load of kids and parents. Much screaming ensued. They had to unload slowly as to not crush my dad to death. He was helicoptered out leaving my mom and five year old daughter behind. They were surrounded by princesses and got VIP treatment the rest of their trip while dad spent rest of trip in the hospital. They got toys, no lines, clothes, food etc. They did refund them cost of their trip. Aren’t they just SWEET
And I'm sure they would have done none of it if it weren't for their lawyers and PR team insisting they had to do at LEAST that much. I hope they paid his medical bills too, but I would think they'd manage to skate away from that. Was there any lawsuit/settlement? Or was accepting the toys and ticket refunds claimed to be "choosing to waive your right to persue damages"?
How did your dad fall off the platform?
How is it Disney's fault that your dad can't stand on a platform?
Cumia's Mickey mouse is 100%
Sounds exactly like Mickey from the ring episode on South park lol
That Micky mouse impression made me actually laugh out loud haha. "Listen here mother fucker!"
I was looking away from the screen and expected to check back and see the guest and go "oh, so-and-so does some really good voices"
Fucking lost it when I realized it was cumia lololol
"listen, Mr. Corleone" 😂😂😂🖤
I need a full cartoon version of Casino voiced by Anthony
When they found Pluto he was frozen solid 😂😂😂😂😂
“I like a good combo death” lmao
This is 100% accurate, I recall when I was with Disney around 99 or 2000, a tour cruise ship had something come loose, it beheaded a passenger and they claimed that he died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. No one dies at Disney has always been a thing.
It's funny how much better Anthony is at doing this than Opie.
a ShIp NeEdS a RuDdEr
By leaps and bounds man, leaps and bounds.
Low bar
But Opie’s the Dookie Houser of radioooooaaahh!!!
@@freddymeisner look
Anthony Cumia doing mickey mouse trying a Tony soprano impression would be fucking hilarious
3:06 "Ask to borrow his stapler" I SPIT MY DRINK OUT 😂😂
This clip is so funny. I've watched it a dozen times.
So i worked boat rentals on the lakes right before and where that happened. I saw gators all the time and was told not to worry they haven't bothered anyone in 40 years. One of the lakes was there before the parks were built and has tons of wildlife. I was at one of the resorts when a teen got run over by the bus as well. It's true they take them to a hospital off of property to pronounce them dead. Many people have died two alone on mission to mars. Its both the theme parks and the guests duty to be informed and be proactive. I worked in the theme parks over a decade inside the parks and at the hotels and its crazy the things you see.
One of the funniest shit I've heard in a long time
"There's a lot of holes in Frontier Land"
Man I love Cumia!!! I went through 6yrs of college, listening to O&A shows on my PJB-100 n was one of 4 Black kids from South Freeport NY, that made it to every event at Mulcahy's in Wantagh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did you get a master's degree?
Hahahahaha! Muls!!!! I good friends with the owner. John Murray. Holbrook LI in the house
Anthony is the man of a thousand voices
9:26 starts off gold. Mickey Mouse as a gangster.
9:27 onward, I'm dying over here lol 😆
"Do you have any remaining children that would like to be Cinderella?" 🤣🤣🤣
After the Hart-Cellar act was passed in 1965 a rougher group of newly minted Americans arrived and began riding the lifts at Disney theme parks dropping stuff on to the pedestrians below walking under prompting Disney to remove the convenient conveyance.
That immigration bill has destroyed this once great country
If this interest you, get the book "Mouse tails..a behind the ears look at Disneyland." It has all the fatalities from the park and also tells the story of the yippie riots.
Anthony might be the funniest man in America!
Holy shit, the Mickey/casino bit is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.
All the casino referencing with Mickey as Joe Pesci is hilarious
The family of the child who was eaten was seated next to my family on vacation 2 days ago. Thousands of miles from Florida. Very nice people.
did you find out how much money they got?
That was my first awful thought. “So how much?”
Ya I imagine its vacations from here on out for life, where were you staying the Taj Mahal 😝 By the way how exactly did you find this out about the family? They walking around unusually dressed in alligator leather t-shirts, pants, jumpsuits, and maybe lanyards of the entire story sketched on them?
I loved this episode even though its made awhile back, still fresh, thanks! My Disney story is, I was at Disneyland in the 1980s with my first wife. We were in the gondola ride and I started to swing it back and forth because the ride was so boring. Out of nowhere I hear a voice tell me to stop it or they'll kick me out! I looked at the floor and there was a speaker down there, lol. After that my wife wouldn't ride on the Matterhorn ride with me from fear I would harm her on it, lol.
This is one of the funniest breaks all of time on TACS
What a great mix here. All three of these guys are freakin' hilarious. Great bit.
Cumia and Landou are like Batman and Robin!🤪🙌🇬🇧
Good God how do the producers work for these guys, I wouldn't be able to work the switchboard and shit because I'd be laughing to God damn hard.
Anthonys voices have always been good he was built for radio
Mickey as Ralphie after he killed his goomah is peak comedy
“Ya Bob has a good Disney story” hahahahhaha
Disney Presents GOODFELLAS... GOLD GOLD GOLD !!
I hope Landau fully appreciates that he gets to work with one of the funniest bastards of all time, one Antwon Cumia
clearly he did by jumping ship immediately
The Mickey Mouse Casino was hilarious
OMG Anthony doing the Mackey Mouse Casino impression 😂😂😂😂
One of the funniest bits I ever heard. I was crying from laughing so hard.
Remember that guy who tried to retrieve his lost keys under a leg dangling roller coaster and got his head punted like 75 yards
Great way to set the field goal record
I was just at Disneyland a couple weeks ago and I was hoping to get a pic of the Columbia but was bummed to see that it wasn’t out. But I did witness a financial exchange between Mickey and Jiminy Cricket. 🤷🏼♂️
I love Anthony's hair cut ... he's adorable!
more Cumia please...Free of course
Dave Landau answers the question "what if Jim Norton was straight"
This is one of the greatest clips ever clipped
funniest thing ive heard in ages
hahaha, that cut-off laugh at the end
There's a lot of holes in Frontier Land
Love the "Casino" reference! XD
"Mickey M?! You made me pop your eye out for Mickey M?!"
LMMFAO. But remember No one dies at Disney. I SAID NO ONE!
I must have seen this a couple hundred times in the last 2 years. Now, every time I see an image of Mickey Mouse, I think "I'm the Boss of this family!!"
So funny, love Anthony and Daves duo.. Shame its only 16 mins
This is the funniest clip ever boys. Excellent work
9:38 fuggin gold. had me tearing up. Mickey mouse casino.
something about disney characters secretly being evil fills a void in my heart
I could’ve listened to them use Disney voices to mob movie quotes for 40 more minutes 😂
I think this is the natural continuation of O&A
There was a memo that went around the offices at Disney years of ago where there was disent amongst co-workers towards management that said:"employees will no loger refer to Disney's workplaces as 'Mauschwitz... employees that continue this practice will be summarily dismissed..." and within 10 minutes they came up with the name Duckau. Lol
When is the hour shows? Handale!! Holeee shit I went to sleep with sleep hypnosis and woke up to this playing? My fkn face hurts from laughing so hard? Dam good bit!
I will never be the same after listening to this clip!
first, she was a hooer..
This show is a hidden gem!
That was the most consistent laughter ever.
there were two boys that tried to swim from tom sywerland one drowned and the other used his dead brother as a flotation device to make it to the other side...
The asian wife having extra cameras HAHAHAHAHAHA
This made my day
this is actually a classic bit, as good as top draw o & a
Ya gotta love a good ant and Dave ball busting rant! Hahahahah this bit made my night!
I laughed out loud.
The gangster Disney characters 😂 priceless
So many people leave their small children unattended so much. Even if the child is 3 - 4 ft away and they take their eyes off of child for a minute. That's all it takes for your child to be on a milk carton with Arty Lange in a crowded place like Disney. LIKE A HAWK I WATCH OUT FOR MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS NO KIDS.
I remember Disney In California when I was 14 they were talking about people dropping liquid on people from gondola ride. 1985.
I haven't listened to Anthony in years. This shit was hiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllaaaaaaaaaaaaarious
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Why can I only like this once, I'm tearing up lol
@compoundmedia Please please please do a video on that black family that got into an all out brawl at Disney!
Black families get into brawls at every theme park
@@MJAce85 That Disney fight was epic though. Almost 20 people and security was nowhere to be found.
I am being buried with mouse ears on and having this played at my funeral.
How funny is it that my first ad in this video was for Six Flags!😂
Some of the best segments on this show is when they laugh and joke about death.
Another kid tried to swim between Tom Sawyer island and the other one and was lost at sea.Fukn Home Run Cumia!
Does anybody got the clintons murder count video, cant find it anywhere
"suspicion that the mouse big be a mafia don"
Mickey: 'Is there a sign outside that says "Dead Guest Storage"?'
Goofey: 'No. There is not.'
Mickey: 'Yeah. Thats because storing dead guests ain't my business.'
My face hurts from laughing!
Family passing through my are, going to Disney world, the mother was killed when a bush hog in middle of interstate blades broke and piece flew into van and decapitated her.
This is classic
Anthony's Mickey Mouse (Southpark Mob Boss version) is spot on.
16:00 LMAO
The Mickey Mobster voice reminds me of a South Park episode where Mickey beats the shit out of a Jonas brother to make a point.
Hysterical my favorite one!