LIRR Train Conductor
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Funny, Ant is doing Twilight Zone conductor and Landau doing Polar Express conductor. Different generations, but seamless comedy.
Dave's a great fit with Ant. Very funny, too
This is still the funniest duo I've ever seen. It's a crime they're not still doing shows
Dave Landau is one of the funniest guys I've heard in a long time.
Omg his timing is FUCKEN awesome
Agree. They are very good team.
Is this Kevin Brennan ?
No he's not
He’s no Jim norton
Anthony and Artie seems much funnier when Artie isn't there....
A Whoopsee daisy across my beak.
Dave has an amazing voice. He will be missed.
This was HILARIOUS before the fella with the glasses bolled in
There's nothing better than seeing two funny guys crack each other the fuck up.
“Every time he socks me in the nose and says ‘Choo Choo’ “
Dunno the other guy but they are a fucking ace team. Keep him on the show.
Indeed he did better than Artie in all of his shows...
I agree. No idea who he is but I like him. If Ant woulda hired this guy I might Resub. I can’t hardly stand Artie
he's Dave Landau, and yes he's an ace.
GOLD.
Ant and Landau. Match made in the pits of hell.
"He punched a buncha holes in my woikin' paypiz!" This is fuckin' GOLD.
Its so Awesome to see Ant found somebody almost as funny as him they compliment each other perfectly. Dave and Anthony would have been 200x better than opie ever was
Dave is bringing the greatest bits of Anthony back , fucking awesome , the last few episodes have been fucking legendary 👍👍👍
legendary....really?
Funny, LIRR conductor definitely makes more than Dave & the staff & not much less than Ant🤣
This dude is great. Much better than Artie. This is something I’d sub to.
Mc Earl It's been two years, have you?
wrestling with principalities nowadays ? He’s right dude
@wrestling with principalities nah he's just right
Missed your chance. Now he is on the yes man podcast where everyone has to bow to crowder or they are fired. Crowder has to be the funniest in the room and he isn't that funny.
A whoopsie daisy across my beak. Ice coffee came out of my left nostril.
Yeah. They nailed it.
This was so funny that I had to shut off the video because my stomach was hurting from laughing
Best laugh I've had in a long time, these guys definitely click.
I think it's time to get rid of the AA Show and rebrand it the AD Show.
I love Artie, but it's the wrong time in his life to do the show. Dave has been a brilliant stand in & deserves the gig full time.
I know I'm late but....I just came for dave!!!
Long live mister landau
I havent laughed that hard in a while, was literally crying with laughter. The poor fucks! Thanks guys for making my morning!
That theme music always makes me think the Chicago level of Timesplitters 2 is starting
What a reference
Wow a Timesplitters 2 reference...best gamecube game ever kudos sjr
Dave is much funnier than Artie...and is sober.
Agreed
Artie isn't even close. Also, Ant and Dave are right. Nothin sexier than a woman in uniform: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/us-soldier-who-abused-prisoners-at-abu-ghraib-refuses-to-apologise-for-her-actions-7579422.html
Whenever Ant says...”alright” lol
The Charlie bits were the best
Had to come back for this one after their reunion
Lol you hear guys in the prodouction booth dying the entire time.
Choked to death on my coffee laughing
I watched this live on CM three years ago and then watched this at least 10 times since on TH-cam- I still laugh out loud every time. #cumiagold
I'd say those uniforms belong in a Janet Jackson video circa 1990
Sorry to hear about your mother. This video was really funny, thanks for the free uploads. Please keep the free uploads coming, thank u sir
Train conductors make a very comfortable living
Olde Time Anthony is the best!
Ant not doing "IM OVA HERE NOW" means he is finished
Dave love the hair bud....and your kick ass funny!
When Anthony started the "Charlie's a train conductor" bit, I thought they were doing a Citizen Kane parody. I couldn't figure out how the two melded.
He really did sound like Dorothy Comingore.
I've tried to hate Dave. But I can't. He is funny as fuck
Tristate train stories r the best
Dave is very very funny.
Watching this after the Anthony reference a day ago.
Those LIRR conducters looks like they should be walking around with a red cross charity cup on Christmas eve.
I love Ants voices.
Poor guy doing absolutely shit for $70,000 a year and 401k plus dental. He's ok
Artie Lange I mean Dave landau is a great addition to the show !
Anthony sounds like a South Park character
This guy is fucking great. Have him on more often, great radio chemistry (know that's important to you Ant).
this needs to be mashed with break the following day with the Born yesterday clips........actually laughed my ass off. Going to doctor today to get my ass reattached
HAHAHA HO-LEE SHIT!
😂 the uniform bit. Ant is an asshole…. Love it
Anthony is out of touch on this one. The conductor would assume he was trying to ride for free if he wasn't caught.
And that's probably why it's more expensive on the train, to make trying that less attractive.
I have not ridden a commuter train in years but now I want to pay with that smart phone app!!!
Ant rides the LIRR, not the LLIR.
Top shelf
You better watch out they don't see you standing on the platform and just keep going. What station was the Albertson?
Listening to smut laugh. Another American Wednesday.
Its always funny when people look down on conductors and assume that they are getting paid shit. They might get paid more than you and probably have better benefits. Their union is no joke
Greg "Opie" Hughes. Are you watching? Are you listening? This is entertaining.
great video . .thanks ant. . not sure who the other guy is, but he has an interesting take on things - more youtube uploads = more followers and sub's :)
You take the train to work how awesome. I live in Nebraska so that seems strange. Lol
Well it isn’t awesome haha
Linebackeronehunna Ant really? Lol
Linebackeronehunna Ant you just broke my heart. Lol
marna lam at first when you’re young it’s cool. Then after 20 years it gets old haha
FUCKING HILARIOUS
MEH
i dont know how I didn't know about these guys years ago
It's funny 5 years ago or really like 2 years ago I never heard of either of these guys well maybe I heard of Anthony but probably never heard him
What is Thanksgiving Charlie? Give me a link por favor.
I do like Artie and really, really wish he gets well and comes back to the show.
The show was great with Anthony and Artie.
Hope the other A in the A show gets better an comes back soon miss you Art!
You paying for a ride not for a seat you're not guaranteed a seat.
So the show is still called the ant and artie show? I hate to say it because I love Art. But this guy is funny af. Time to make the swap permanent
Show is The Anthony Cumia Show (TACS) now, this clip is 2 years old. Dave is now the permanent cohost. 👍🏻
What is this Charlie is a.... from originally I can’t remember
Wit till it's full. I want everyone to get a little on them. Lol.
Man. Landau is so wasted on Crowder, who’s off the air 8 months out of the year. He was so much better on Ant’s show.
Lmfao
Fuckin dying
Why the fuck cant people figure out not to have the outro music 3 times louder than the rest of the video?
Is that Ira laughing in the background?
Must’ve been his first day
Get dave back on your show
I admire the LLR conductors that are pleasant. This is the absolute worst bashing of those poor souls. They do get great benefits and retirement yes? I hope they see this and give Anthony a hard time next time he rides the train!!!
LIRR conductors are the most surly, rude asshole people I have ever encountered. I used to take the train every day from Ronkonkoma or port Jeff to Penn. They always acted like you were an inconvenience just by existing. Gosh forbid you didnt have your ticket in outstretched hand the moment you stepped on the train. Buddy relax, im not trying to skip my fare, especially since I have a paper ticket. How about let me sit down first, take out my wallet and then you get your ticket. I take metro North now and it's like night and day. They are pleasant, polite and seem to appreciate and enjoy their jobs.
That is because Metro North goes to CT. the best state in the entire region.
Domestic abuse is NEVER funny! Unless Ant and Dave are riffing on it.
Lmao ruthless 😂 Reality is the conductors are making loot though with crazy benefits and pensions
Artie can be funny but he is also guilty of flogging a joke/comment to death, he repeats it two or three times and by that point your kinda like, yeah we got it the first time bud. This Dave guy is better in respect that he does not shout over Anthony trying to make his comment 3 times in a row, the style complement each other.
Is this a highlight of the show?
I'm ashamed that I don't get the "Charlie" references. What are they talking about?
LLIR ?? whats that do you guys all mean LIRR?
Djerelle Williams Long Island Railroad. They're trains here in New York that run from Long Island and Queens to Manhattan.
Train system that begins in Manhattan and extends all the way out to the tip of Long island.
billiam S yea I told him already lol
It's the "LONG Long Island Railroad"
....much longer than the regular long island railroad...
Who's that lesbian talking to Ant? She's pretty fucking funny.
He's lucky to have a job in this world, if you don't like your minimum wage job do something about it!
uganda
John Lovett lost some weight...
I just don't understand why you are afraid of Saiyanz. I'm not a troll and always
had respected Anthony until he disrespected Saiyanz. With all due respect, please
reconsider, and re-invite him on the show. Thank you.
Anyone miss Coke talk artie yet?
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I avoid old friends like that (crank talkers) cumia invites them as co-hosts. Imagine if Landau was still on coke & crank talking, would anyone be amused?
@anonymous yup & they spew nonsense like veteran meth heads on their 1st gram
@anonymous wolf of wallstreet was fun though, Bellefort getting involved in the great wallstreet crash of reddit/4chan. the anonymous spew of the net are crashing the coke heads in wallstreet
Why are you filing copyright claims on a video with a guy only talking about Compound Media? Also when are you guys going to announce that the Artie and Anthony show is no more?
psfanboy79 great point!
You really smashed him good didn't you genius..
Yuck.
psfanboy79 what? I couldn't hear you, your phone crapped out.
psfanboy79 I should try to be more original like you, "Mushmouth". you had me rollin with that original line.
psfanboy79 you have yet to contribute anything that's pertinent to my original statement.
Does anyone in the comments give him money? Is it worth it?
hmm. yeah I don't really get off on chicks in army uniforms.
Worlds most annoying laugh, Anthony Cumia. Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
That guy looks like he's really trying to relate to his teenager.
Yeah, teens these days sure love their Pearl Jam...
The guy in the black shirt looks like the butch from Orange is the New Black
Dave is a legend. Thumbs up.
so u were trying to ride fareless, but they decided to check tickets, and then you bought one, sounds a bit antisocial
yaay jokes ant is fun race talk is boring