Fantastic Four (2005) Pitch Meeting

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  • @buckiesmalls
    @buckiesmalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3739

    "Why doesn't her invisible powers fully work?"
    "Unclear."
    "I see."

    • @anthonyb4479
      @anthonyb4479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      un-CLEAR

    • @buckiesmalls
      @buckiesmalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anthonyb4479 Your comment is unclear?

    • @anthonyb4479
      @anthonyb4479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@buckiesmalls unclear
      cause
      she's supposed to be see through
      but instead of being clear
      she's un-clear
      geddit

    • @buckiesmalls
      @buckiesmalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@anthonyb4479 Is that not the exact joke i made in the original post?
      readdit

    • @anthonyb4479
      @anthonyb4479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@buckiesmalls yeah i was
      sorta just
      restating to display understanding

  • @diymatt
    @diymatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5449

    I can't stop watching these. It's like somebody giving me an endless supply of funny.

    • @gsil247
      @gsil247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Right. And its super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @jhupp8707
      @jhupp8707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I’m running low on my supply of Pitch Meetings I haven’t seen. I’m growing quite depressed.

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @ieatgremlins
      @ieatgremlins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Welcome to the club lol

    • @bobmeomartino2069
      @bobmeomartino2069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Watching these is tight.

  • @sitcomchristian6886
    @sitcomchristian6886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    I'm just gonna say though, when Ben can't pick up the engagement ring off the ground because of his rock fingers, that was really sad.

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Man, that woman is such a female dog...

    • @dmi5664
      @dmi5664 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      That was unscripted, he just couldn't manage it in costume and the director liked the moment it created

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@dmi5664 I would've kept that in, too.

    • @goldrichmabotha3128
      @goldrichmabotha3128 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Very sad man,😢infact Ben was the saddest charecter man,

    • @alecpowers8591
      @alecpowers8591 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would just say well iam bulletproof and have super strength iam good

  • @TedOfNod
    @TedOfNod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    “Physically impossible lovemaking is tight.”
    Yeah, maybe too tight.

    • @collinsquires410
      @collinsquires410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That scary moment when there's no wrong hole...because there is no hole!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jempe93
      @jempe93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Hentai has entered the chat

    • @philvess6376
      @philvess6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hell yeah, ask the hamster what HE think about it.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So many characters have powers that complicate thier love life.
      "Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex."

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jempe93 Hentai gets real impossible, and the more impossible it is, the better it is.

  • @zakberliner7926
    @zakberliner7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I absolutely love the cut to Norman Osborn from the first Spider-Man movie when the writer discusses Victor turning on senior guys in the company! 😂

  • @joshg1555
    @joshg1555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7557

    Dropping everything to watch Pitch Meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @robertparks7233
      @robertparks7233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And ur epic.rp

    • @BigJoe6669
      @BigJoe6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yeah yeah yeah !

    • @danielhissi585
      @danielhissi585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Phil Swift ya

    • @lukelim5094
      @lukelim5094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Watching pitch meeting is tight

    • @randirafaeli
      @randirafaeli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dropping everything is tight

  • @edwardkasozi92
    @edwardkasozi92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

    Me: How come none of these pitches ever get rejected?
    Ans: Because
    Me: well OK then

    • @user-zj9rr6yc4u
      @user-zj9rr6yc4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Have you not seen how many extremely successful Movies Screenwriter guy produces? Start rejecting him and he might stop only working with a single studio executive guy. You don't mess with the guy that writes all the movies.

    • @ticurtis
      @ticurtis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I Don' t Knowww!!!

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wowowow

    • @buckiesmalls
      @buckiesmalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That works.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you see only the accepted ones make it to his youtube channel. If he made a pitch meeting about a fictitious movie that doesn't exist because it was never made because it was shot down at the ground floor, no one would care, because they want to see him make fun of actual bad movies.

  • @zwergz1122
    @zwergz1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    "Reaching the temperature of the sun is impossible"
    Human Torch: "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience"

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Captain America:*

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@karthikpolpakkaramana (Gasps)Really?

    • @daff42
      @daff42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@karthikpolpakkaramana Wowwowwow

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WAIT WHAT?

  • @IzzySarru
    @IzzySarru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    I always assumed Johnny's high temp at the beginning was a result of him not knowing how to control his powers, not just a permanent thing he now deals with.

    • @NecropsY1
      @NecropsY1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      he just had STD's

    • @kriss3907
      @kriss3907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Huh...never thought about that.

    • @IzzySarru
      @IzzySarru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@kriss3907 It tracks with how everyone else experiences their powers. Richards gets a bit stretchy without meaning too, Thing breaks stuff all the time, and Sue can't control when she goes invisible right off the bat.

    • @docsavage8640
      @docsavage8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      A good script would have resolved that with a few words.

    • @NYC_Goody
      @NYC_Goody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@EventualWarlord yeah, but aside from all that, the movie was still completely ass.

  • @sagarraisinghani8676
    @sagarraisinghani8676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "was this whole thing just an excuse to show a woman in her underwear"
    "oh yeah absolutely"
    "as long as we're clear"
    😂😂😂

    • @animelvr99
      @animelvr99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I feel Joss whedon had input on this

    • @bensenzo
      @bensenzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@animelvr99 what?

    • @enderduck4253
      @enderduck4253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bensenzo Joss Whedon has a history of focusing way too much on showing everyone how hot his female cast is, often to the point where it's uncomfortable for said cast. Watch the Justice League movie (not Snyder cut) and notice how often the camera is pointed at Diana's ass.

    • @GeorgeEugeneBarrett
      @GeorgeEugeneBarrett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Joshua Cline - oh ffs.

    • @tommyvercetti1111
      @tommyvercetti1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A woman in her underwear is tight .

  • @unknownyoutuber2007
    @unknownyoutuber2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    4:28 "So then the Fantastic Four all become super famous heroes, ya know 'cuz they stopped THE THING that they caused."
    Ben: *( ._.)*

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The best and most underappreciated comment in this thread

  • @billcasey3492
    @billcasey3492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    "Does saying 'I Don't Know' over and over again qualify as a catch phrase?"
    "I Don't Know"

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2398

    "Physically impossible love making is tight!"
    Noice

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      geardog24 What about emotionally impossible love making? Is that tight, because that’s about all I can hope for.

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So you can go screw yourself? Not you of course. Unless you're an asshole.

    • @smvml89
      @smvml89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kamasutra lovers approve this statement 👍

    • @elimDBZ
      @elimDBZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @sauron6064
      @sauron6064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is really tight if it’s giant wiener 😂

  • @Haaris.Qureshi
    @Haaris.Qureshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    ‘Physically impossible lovemaking is tight!’
    Hm. In a way that kinda sounds like it’d make sense.

    • @nealm6764
      @nealm6764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Shooting 209 degree semen into her would have been super tight!!!

    • @ruebenllongoria836
      @ruebenllongoria836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Anal with someone with hemroids?

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      only if he accidentally welds her shut...

    • @theyellowflashoftheleaf5896
      @theyellowflashoftheleaf5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TragoudistrosMPH okay.... Too far

    • @Emerald-t7k
      @Emerald-t7k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      666th like

  • @aivreescend7945
    @aivreescend7945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "So he set the Sky on Fire?"
    I don't know why but i burst in laughter hearing him saying it nonchalantly.

    • @snapdragon9300
      @snapdragon9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Possibly, fireworks are a thing.😀

    • @zakarijenkins341
      @zakarijenkins341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cried

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Interesting trivia, some people thought that was a real possibility the first time they initiated an uncontrolled atomic chain reaction (the atomic bomb). Or just the entire world, or known universe, would be destroyed. But they didn't the think that would _probably_ happen so they just went ahead. Just like how they set up the first operating atomic pile in an old gym right in the middle of Chicago with a guy with an axe to cut a rope to drop the control rods if it went out of control, which they were _pretty sure_ would stop the reaction before it exploded in a radioactive cloud, if they reacted within the few seconds it would take before it got dangerous. Good times.

  • @grumpyoldman3458
    @grumpyoldman3458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5025

    I didn't watch Fantastic 4 'cause I missed Fantastic 1 through 3.

    • @hooty8219
      @hooty8219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Every one did

    • @roygreem5326
      @roygreem5326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Only 1 and 2 are worth the watch It’s been downfall since 3

    • @giraffebirth
      @giraffebirth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      MCU should ACTUALLY name the movie Fantastic 4.. 1 and 2 was the 2005 franchise and 3 was the reboot

    • @leonardalexander162
      @leonardalexander162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@roygreem5326 You didn't get the joke

    • @real_nosferatu
      @real_nosferatu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@leonardalexander162 no u

  • @CheeksE-yi8mt
    @CheeksE-yi8mt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3079

    No joke about Johnny Storm looking exactly like Captain America? That would’ve been TIGHT

    • @thefuzzyone933
      @thefuzzyone933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      You do know that it is a pitch meeting FF4? Pre-MCU; it wasnt even an idea yet. So it would be kinda weird to make a reference that hasn't happened yet.

    • @mattparker1881
      @mattparker1881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      @@thefuzzyone933 actually it would be super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I thought he’d tie it in somehow. There are lots of times pitch meetings references movies “in the future”.

    • @amateur-madman3047
      @amateur-madman3047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Fuzzy One He does stuff like that all the time

    • @GoodOldGamer
      @GoodOldGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Low hanging fruit. I mean, they could do that all day. 😏

  • @vicholtreman1405
    @vicholtreman1405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "Feels like he could have done that in his human form with, like, a wrench."
    LOL

  • @jimnasium3208
    @jimnasium3208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I like how he says "I don't know"

  • @DFWL
    @DFWL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    The freaking explosion scared me. A change in format is tight!

  • @gurugeorge
    @gurugeorge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Wow, what a horrible nurse - and patient." :D

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Do the “Ice Age” pitch meeting
    “I was thinking we could make five of these movies”
    “Why?”
    “Because”
    “That works”

    • @mr.farrowsclass6592
      @mr.farrowsclass6592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Why?"
      "Because money"
      "Oh, I love money"

    • @ryanal4923
      @ryanal4923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why?
      Because
      Very good reasoning you should be on a debate team.

    • @Luna1328-u
      @Luna1328-u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mr.farrowsclass6592 "loving money is *T I G H T*"

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noah Clark well the reason is money

    • @somethingsuperbland8829
      @somethingsuperbland8829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve never wanted something more in my life

  • @RileyRedux
    @RileyRedux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Must be hard to watch these videos within 5 seconds of them being uploaded every time.
    Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @badabingmike
      @badabingmike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watching them within 5 seconds of being uploaded is tight.

    • @babyjesuslovesme1219
      @babyjesuslovesme1219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What’s hard is whenever I see a new pitch meeting video and play it everyone in my house suddenly wants my attention. Every single time :(

    • @bearbrand6626
      @bearbrand6626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@badabingmike YeahYeahYeah

  • @federicopalacios7439
    @federicopalacios7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I like how he shows a scene from Spiderman when mentioning that Doom loses his mind.

  • @sablebranwen2539
    @sablebranwen2539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    How is the movie even _worse_ than I remember? At least Marvel realized Chris Evans could be a great superhero in the right hands.

    • @dude_8434
      @dude_8434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Recasting is tight.

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fantastic 4 movie is better than most of the MCU imo

    • @ecliptorcalrissian5014
      @ecliptorcalrissian5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      At least it's better than the 2015 edition.

    • @scroogemcduck8509
      @scroogemcduck8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I actually loved it as a kid so I’m just nostalgic about both Fantastic Fours

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evan's was the best actor

  • @thebattlefieldclone9852
    @thebattlefieldclone9852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "Physically impossible love making is tight" lmao

    • @Zokyden
      @Zokyden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kugrox shut up meg

    • @manamongmen3381
      @manamongmen3381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, it really is. Seriously. No amount of lube will help.

  • @reidmcallister5206
    @reidmcallister5206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    that looks like some kind of life threatening catastrophe we have to deal with
    Oh thats not good
    *fades to black*
    Wow wow wow what a crazy wild situation we just lived through

    • @bazzvid64
      @bazzvid64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *we just lived through you and I

    • @terrasquad1134
      @terrasquad1134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea we all watched the video. But thanks anyway

    • @thanesgames9685
      @thanesgames9685 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This would later be the inspiration for the writers of GOT 8:3!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR fading to black can solve any problem. Being robbed at gun point simply fade to black

    • @htxphoenix1994
      @htxphoenix1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ronald Mcdonald typing a long paragraph making people think it’s an original thought, however it’s a paragraph of an exact event from a video we all just watched is TIGHT.

  • @AJScraps
    @AJScraps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    Oh I didn’t realize the *police* were so influenced by applause.
    Yea, they basically operate on a *clap-o-meter* system, that’s just how the law works. 😂😂

    • @darksion124
      @darksion124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You'd be surprised

    • @findgeekspots
      @findgeekspots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How did the other two get pass the police? From Invisible Girl creating a distraction

    • @yashwinning
      @yashwinning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hey he said that in the video! man I can't believe I wasn't the only one who heard that line!

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bad news, is that this is actually true.
      The worse news, is that the police are the ones clapping.

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    Ben going back into that machine is the stupidest thing to ever happen in Marvel.

    • @jimbomacgee3499
      @jimbomacgee3499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It’s cloberrin time, bietch

    • @zmpjacksoncomics2077
      @zmpjacksoncomics2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      No the film is

    • @MetalGamer666
      @MetalGamer666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      So the machine backed up his specific super powers and the re-applied it when he stepped back into the machine?
      If anyone else would have stepped back into the machine, would they have gotten rock powers as well?
      Or did the machine just apply super-power radiation to anyone, and his body would always turn that into rock powers?
      If it's the latter, can the machine turn anyone into a super hero?
      If they have a super hero creation machine, wouldn't that have huge implications?

    • @jimbomacgee3499
      @jimbomacgee3499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@MetalGamer666 Look, the specifics don’t matter. Don’t overthink it.
      What matters is that it’s cloberrin time, bietch

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jimbomacgee3499 What it bietch? Do you mean beach?

  • @GeorgeMonet
    @GeorgeMonet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    If Ben got powers from the machine then does that mean EVERYONE can get powers by using the machine?

    • @irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin
      @irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @GeorgeMonet 'I don't know'

    • @BingBong67489
      @BingBong67489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      "That certainly seems to be what we're going with."

    • @ebolachan3451
      @ebolachan3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Wow Wow Wow Wow

    • @williamstark9568
      @williamstark9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this machine.

    • @undauntedgrady
      @undauntedgrady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Maybe, but we're never going to mention it again so it's fine.

  • @scottmiller1418
    @scottmiller1418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Do Rise of Silver surfer next!
    “Yeah He’s gonna fight Galactus
    What’s he look like?
    Well what’s the most imposing and frightening thing ever?
    Giant monster? Space Demon?
    Clouds!
    What?”

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "Yeah it's a giant cloud that's bigger than the earth and is going to eat it"
      Producer: "wow I bet that's going to be hard to stop"
      "Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience "
      Producer:" oh really"

    • @soonamisapphire2425
      @soonamisapphire2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scott Miller tight

    • @gruskek
      @gruskek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same with Parallax in GL. Apparently it was a trend.

    • @scottmiller1418
      @scottmiller1418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like a forecast.

    • @savonlofton
      @savonlofton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correction: "I'm sorry, what?" Lml

  • @dv9239
    @dv9239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    " what a horrible nurse and patient"
    Lol😂😂😂

  • @adit.ajikumar
    @adit.ajikumar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "so then he did a back flip snap bad guy's neck and saves the day" Please say this in pitch meetings

    • @Zokyden
      @Zokyden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like the best ending ever

    • @gronkgrunk
      @gronkgrunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Putting this Tight ending into the next Pitch Meeting should be Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience, Ryan!

    • @liveactionlink8736
      @liveactionlink8736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The world is not ready for such an ambitious crossover

    • @sparkyk24
      @sparkyk24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Keep lying to me

    • @dhruvgirgenti8268
      @dhruvgirgenti8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adi Aji no

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Even if I did have super stretchy long arms, I would still want to be standing in front of what I'm writing.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It would be useful to get more toilet paper if you had only a square to spare.

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nosuchthing8 It's how you use that square that makes all the difference.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nosuchthing8Elaine

  • @chosen4painedlife631
    @chosen4painedlife631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Face/off with Nick Cage and Travolta pitch meeting PLEASE

    • @KaizerMan
      @KaizerMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don’t think they can afford to hire them. Especially considering Travolta’s hot property after that new gangster movie of his

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There are tons of face jokes to be made considering the exec and the screenwriter have the same face

    • @Atheist7
      @Atheist7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If they do Face/off, they GOTTA do "Con Air"... They've probably done it already....
      I can see "Con Air" being about 25 minutes long.... People will will stop watching it after 10 minutes or so,... or WILL they???

    • @quevo_iv
      @quevo_iv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The prophet!

    • @noelv1976
      @noelv1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's been done.

  • @andreimadalin5669
    @andreimadalin5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    " Wait how do they come back to earth ? "
    I don't know ...

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fair enough

    • @sentientsaladstudios6326
      @sentientsaladstudios6326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That works

    • @hellothere2052
      @hellothere2052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fading to black is tigh⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

    • @ghostapostle7225
      @ghostapostle7225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, okay then

  • @96grunge
    @96grunge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    *”So, was it hard for the Fantastic 4 get back to Earth?”*
    Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @EthanBeer6
      @EthanBeer6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fading to black is tight!

    • @ghanigaming8353
      @ghanigaming8353 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah yeah yeah

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The same way Sandra Bullock arrived back to earth in gravity

    • @AlphanuberLeo
      @AlphanuberLeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were secretly rescued by the X-men. Back in the days when the X-men were in permanent stealth mode.

    • @Frosty1979
      @Frosty1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AndreNitroX Also the same way way most characters survived the undeads attack on Winterfell In GoT.

  • @Kevin-sn2cv
    @Kevin-sn2cv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Yeah boy, what a way to start my day
    Watching pitch meetings just after waking up is TIGHT

  • @Minotaur-ey2lg
    @Minotaur-ey2lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “Put some extreme sports in there. The kids love that.”
    Some random executive.

  • @lazydobo1094
    @lazydobo1094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I love the genuine.... "oh my god" every time he mentions a accident lmao

  • @pythonjava6228
    @pythonjava6228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The fade to black gag was amazing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @plavnik6176
    @plavnik6176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    the only reason i have notifications on for screenrant

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAMSIES

    • @Jimmy19382
      @Jimmy19382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too

    • @dr6054
      @dr6054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Let's make a petition for Ryan to lead screen rant with nothing but pitch meetings

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This channel would curl up and _die_ without Pitch Meetings =)

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *I **_so_** wished the pitch meetings had their own separate channel.*

  • @thomasmcintosh390
    @thomasmcintosh390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "Just as long as we're clear." kudos for the pun about invisible women in their underwear

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ha
      i didnt get it till i read your comment
      i just went with the fact that he wanted to be clear in the metaphorical sense. lol
      awesome pun placement

  • @Kiasoul821
    @Kiasoul821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    No one gonna talk about “so we get to see some stuff” “GREAT!”

  • @GossamerGhoul
    @GossamerGhoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "So, Sue's powers don't fully work..."
    "Oh? What's her status?"
    "Unclear."
    "I see!"
    "So does everyone else."

  • @captainawesome1316
    @captainawesome1316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    PLEASE DO PITCH MEETING FOR “THE TRUMAN SHOW” it’s absolutely perfect for a pitch meeting!!!
    “I don’t know if you can just fade to black without explaining something”AHAHAHA

  • @ThePandaaa
    @ThePandaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “It Doesn’t Fully Work So We Get To See Some Stuff”
    “GREAT”
    Haha I’m dead

  • @Dopecheetah
    @Dopecheetah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I saw what you did there with Willem Dafoe yo. Crafty👍🏾

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah shockingly its a trope I never really noticed before. The antagonist kills his boss(es) to demonstrate his new found dominance and/or power. lol

    • @Vv18_._
      @Vv18_._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was watching that part going "Willen Dafoe was in this?!?", then i realized it... 😂😂

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Vv18_._ I did the same thing, then when it hit me what was happening I laughed so damn hard.

    • @darthfrieza1134
      @darthfrieza1134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joy Brown ya no how much I sacrificed?!!

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lovely. Beautiful.

  • @joshuavildor2824
    @joshuavildor2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1931

    I wish we could fade to black from covid-19

    • @tedbarnhill5796
      @tedbarnhill5796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol YES

    • @xoxmama
      @xoxmama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      but some people do...
      sorry

    • @lavaguava2648
      @lavaguava2648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      but we can with the magic of editing

    • @peacekharis743
      @peacekharis743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What does the 19 in covid mean, have there been 18 other covids

    • @joshuavildor2824
      @joshuavildor2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Peace Kharis the name COVID-19 is an acronym that describes the overall symptoms of the virus. It’s stands for Corona Virus 2019. The 19 symbolizes 2019, as in the year the virus first emerged.

  • @apcsox
    @apcsox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “I don’t know”
    “It was super easy, barely an inconvenience”
    I love these 😂😂

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Having your last name being Doom is tight !!!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m sure it was spelled doom probably Duiuum

  • @V1kt0r8o5
    @V1kt0r8o5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    “They basically operate with a clap o meter”

    • @joaolucasfraga9147
      @joaolucasfraga9147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean, in some deeper, fundamental aspects of how a democratic society in theory works, they actually do...

    • @collinsquires410
      @collinsquires410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Porn also works on a clap-o-meter...and an advanced one! The Clap-O-Matic 69!!!

  • @bobbyking1738
    @bobbyking1738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Do The Sixth Sense or Pulp Fiction pitch meeting pls

    • @asaking5795
      @asaking5795 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BobbyKing He already did The Sixth Sense but I’m still waiting for him to do Pulp Fiction.

    • @bobbyking1738
      @bobbyking1738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asaking5795 no he didn't

  • @Myxril
    @Myxril 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Physically impossible love-making is *tight*."
    "Yeah it is!"

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm glad those two made it through that explosion...They're so good together..

  • @richardcaraballo4947
    @richardcaraballo4947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Next time I get pulled over by the cops I’m going to start clapping hoping I can get their clap o meter high enough that they leave me alone

    • @soonamisapphire2425
      @soonamisapphire2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anotha 1 That sounds super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As long as you don't get handcuffed. Cuffs are tight.

  • @ashleymckenzie9233
    @ashleymckenzie9233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’d love to see you do The Princess Bride in a Pitch Meeting!

  • @lincoln3307
    @lincoln3307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Victor Von Doom is the BAD guy???? How did they not see that? Oh well, fade to Black!

  • @mallorycarpinski1160
    @mallorycarpinski1160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That may have been the best "Whoopsie!" ever...

    • @alethiamillner5603
      @alethiamillner5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His head went up in the air that's how tight that Whoopsie went!

  • @EverrFrrost
    @EverrFrrost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Can we please have Pitch Meetings for video games as well? The possibilities would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Video game pitch meetings would be TIGHT!

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Great idea

    • @donovanwick9278
      @donovanwick9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ppl mention honest trailers and i think cinemasins after this comment

    • @aryan6201
      @aryan6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How can possibilities be super easy

    • @solokom
      @solokom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aryan6201 I Don'T knOw!

  • @MichaelAres
    @MichaelAres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The “I don’t know” lines are killing haha

  • @growingoaks
    @growingoaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    This is helping me learn what pitfalls to avoid when writing stories so thank you. I love these.

    • @Drawnartist
      @Drawnartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha well good luck cause I feel like Ryan could find something wrong with any story haha its hard to write not insult to Ryan

  • @shubydoobydoo3212
    @shubydoobydoo3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Why do these exist?"
    "I don't know"
    "fair enough"

  • @scottski02
    @scottski02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Physically impossible love-making is tight!"
    *No lie detected*

  • @harveyjennings3729
    @harveyjennings3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Me: Would it be too much trouble to do the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise?
    Ryan: Actually, it'd be super easy- barely an inconvenience.

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono8095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Victor Von DOOM is the BAD guy?!? *Spoiler!!!*

    • @shadowbane7401
      @shadowbane7401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's in the name though but that's awesome sarcasm and I get it so don't r/whoosh me

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    TH-cam: New Pitch Meetings video
    Me: Yeah yeah yeah....

  • @MDCGaming87
    @MDCGaming87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm so glad I discovered these videos. These are absolutely incredible and insanely accurate. Keep up the awesome work!

  • @spidavenom4
    @spidavenom4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:05- 1:27 is one of the funniest moments ever in this series. I had to pause cause I was crying and screaming so hard lmao

  • @Herr.P
    @Herr.P 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    -"So she like saw that he was involved in a dangerous situation on a bridge and then rushed to that bridge to break up with him in front of everybody?"
    -"Thats waht we going with".
    Poor Ben no wonder hes pissed the entire movie. lol.

  • @GreyHulk2156
    @GreyHulk2156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    "Who are we going to cast as the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Sue Storm?"
    "We're going with Jessica Alba."
    "The famously brown-haired, brown-eyed latino woman?"
    "Yeah, yeah."
    "Well okay then."

    • @burger_kinghorn
      @burger_kinghorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yeah, she's invisible so no one will notice.

    • @algalkin
      @algalkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      yeah yeah yeah*

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Okay except latinos is not a race

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was a good choice.

    • @badideabearcub2747
      @badideabearcub2747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And people complained about a not blond enough human torch, and what did the get next? Black and white siblings!

  • @willywhonka
    @willywhonka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The actual pitch meeting...
    'Let's make a movie with Jessica Alba in a skintight suit'
    'Jessica Alba in a skintight suit is erm... TIGHT, but there's no way we could get her to do it'
    ' Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience'

    • @Scripture-Man
      @Scripture-Man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skintight suits are tight!

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “And also she strips down to her underwear!”
      “Wow wow wow wow wow”

  • @seancollier1954
    @seancollier1954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Physically impossible love making is tight
    - 2019 quote of the year

  • @SBzKillFrenzy
    @SBzKillFrenzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *fun fact...@ **1:18** how they dealt with the catastrophe is they went outside,did a backflip,snapped it's neck,and ruined it's day*

  • @asdjqndhujdwhd
    @asdjqndhujdwhd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "very thankful citizens" lmao

  • @ggt47
    @ggt47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Captain America: the lost years.

  • @johnh2118
    @johnh2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    You... have found your calling. These videos are even more entertaining than HISHE!

  • @mr.farrowsclass6592
    @mr.farrowsclass6592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Before even starting the video I'm just gonna say:
    Jessica Alba is tight

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I like how it's becoming taboo to objectify women with gratuitous underwear or bikini shots, but it's still totally OK to show men in their underwear or shirtless for no apparent reason. Compare the MCU male heroes to the female ones. Lots of shirtless scenes of Chris Hemsworth, yet we got none with Evangeline Lily or Brie Larson.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, I'll bet she is.

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lots of shirtless men in Twilight too. Does someone think feminine-lust is more innocent?

    • @benjaminoupillovers
      @benjaminoupillovers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nahor88 so that's why i'm mad since 2005! an Evangeline Lily in underwear would calm me down I guess

    • @jasonfischer8946
      @jasonfischer8946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rubbing one off to her is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @monicawism
    @monicawism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the way he says "I don't know!" Even though he's the screenwriter! 👍

  • @Esthetician106
    @Esthetician106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just recently found this channel and I’ve got my kids into it as well. I love the intelligent writing! We would love to see Pitch Meetings for any of the following: Cars, Bugs Life, Mean Girls, Toy Story 2, 3, and 4, and Wedding Crashers! I can’t get enough of this channel!

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Physically impossible love making is tight
    Dead 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JennySparkz
      @JennySparkz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ....and HOT, don't forget HOT!

  • @MinhNguyen-wk5fr
    @MinhNguyen-wk5fr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Please do John Wick pitch meeting. PLEASSSSEEEEEEE and thank you :-)

  • @unumarma8449
    @unumarma8449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I don't know”
    The best quote...😅😅😅

    • @joshjohnson3442
      @joshjohnson3442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the way he delivers it too always makes me laugh. Like 'how the hell am I supposed to know? Who do you think I am? The writer?'

  • @po15op
    @po15op 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:15 the 3 slow wows killed me

  • @uncharted7againblackking256
    @uncharted7againblackking256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:26 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 the bridge and dumping in front of him damn I'm in tears now that this guy says it I now think about that

  • @wadeadpool4796
    @wadeadpool4796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "....because they stopped the thing they caused" 😂😂

  • @j.h.181
    @j.h.181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like when he says "wow wow wow wow!!!!"
    (Exactly that many wows)

  • @falricthesleeping9717
    @falricthesleeping9717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:05 this gets me everytime, please do this in every pitch meeting

  • @daxbradley4346
    @daxbradley4346 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fade to black trope kills me. I lol'd at this one. I hadn't thought about it before, but you're right, it's a lazy writing shortcut that gets overused in these movies

  • @GoDzkRoNiKz
    @GoDzkRoNiKz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m on a 2 day pitch meeting binge. So happy they have their own channel now!

  • @AndreNitroX
    @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    1:07 basically the logic Got final season had when fighting the white walkers.
    Fading to black can solve any problem
    Still love this fantastic 4

  • @azaleas_x
    @azaleas_x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    We need a doctor who or Supernatural pitch meeting next😂😂

    • @THEREALCAPTAINDREAD
      @THEREALCAPTAINDREAD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you have a TV show for me?

    • @abhimanyupanwar6926
      @abhimanyupanwar6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about picking meeting of a Bollywood movie

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Yes sir I do. It's called Supernatural and it's about two brothers who look longingly at each other while hunting demons"
      Producer: "if they're brothers why are they looking longingly at each other?"
      " well sometimes I dont have enough written down for each episode so I have them stare intensely into each others eyes to pad run time"
      Producer: " ooh, padding runtime is tight"

    • @azaleas_x
      @azaleas_x 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@estefanolivares4159 that is gold

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucifer's cage was tight!!!

  • @prolifik5
    @prolifik5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Oh, VERY thankful citizens!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rachelwhite6325
    @rachelwhite6325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets pitch meeting please!

  • @totallyrandomofficial
    @totallyrandomofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've watched these so many times now, it has become a life goal of mine to become so successful, so I can hire a bunch of people to help Ryan post at least 2 of them a week

  • @unodinoi9478
    @unodinoi9478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stepping the editing game up, aren't we! Well done!!

  • @donovansilletti1913
    @donovansilletti1913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    @5:18 the most Intense “whoopsie” I’ve seen 😂

  • @messythehead
    @messythehead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Its so weird seeing Evans as Johnny Torch after growing up with him being Cap...

    • @Venom94.
      @Venom94. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      TaserFace aaaand now I feel old.

    • @DedricSilva
      @DedricSilva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not to mention Doctor Doom's actor is in the MCU as Jonah in the Runways.

    • @glanemann
      @glanemann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was way better and Not Another Teen Movie.

    • @akira1072
      @akira1072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I grew up seeing him as the human torch... I'm old

    • @MissZeely
      @MissZeely 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akira1072 you're not old, OGC is way too young 😂😂

  • @BOBXFILES2374a
    @BOBXFILES2374a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME WATCH WAY TOO MANY OF THESE! SUPER AWESOME! OKAY!

  • @cptjockitch
    @cptjockitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are easily the best thing on TH-cam. Love pitch meetings!