@@dashgamer2325 GoT can be divided between GRRM and post-GRRM Phases. The GRRM Phase was had really good writing. The post-GRRM Phase sucked, and the series ended on it.
@@alwaysxnever I thought it was a bit hypocritical considering Magneto loves himself a longwinded speech too lol. And mostly when he's in the process of killing everybody.
@@katheli89 The Magneto speeches are for flair while the Xavier speeches that Magneto talked about are not. He talked about the speeches aimed to change peoples minds rooted in the "people are good and should do good for the greater good" philosophy that those close to Xavier sees as hypocrisy. In my opinion, Magneto was spot on with that remark. We saw that Mystique was tired of Xavier's remarks earlier on, and she wasn't alone.
Making a cartoon about fantasy fiction is much easier. If Harry Potter was a cartoon Peeves would've definitely been included, everyone would've worn proper clothes and Voldemort would've looked like Voldemort.
@@wavingdragon To be fair, someone in the production team surely notices when a script is not good, but if they think the fans will lap it up they procede anyway. Writers don't have a lot of time when a script is commissioned and must ride a fad.
I figured they could regenerate at a certain speed. So small bullets from guns can't kill them but, the big guns like the one from the chopper have enough power to overcome their healing abilities
Fox executive: "It will be difficult for Disney to buy us with our X-Men franchise doing so well." Fox accountant: "Dark Phoenix bombed tho." Disney executive: "I will give you 5 bucks for the whole company." Fox executive: "Eh..." For accountant: "Take it, it's more than what we are worth now."
There are 3 things this movie got right: 1. Recruiting Hans Zimmer for the score. 2. Killing off Mystique 3. Providing quality content for a Pitch Meeting.
@@unclecreed2986 Thats the thing. He gets a bad written script but manages to pull it off. Only the best actors can achieve that. His parts were my favorite in all the classic xmen movies.
Ohhhh, that thing that happened over 30 years ago, where magneto deflected bullets that someone else shot at him, and accidentally sent one into Xavier. That "Sacrifice".
My biggest gripe with these movies is that every single one skips 10 years and every single one does nothing to age up the actors, so needless to say I loved Ryan’s jokes about it😂
They could have just said the Phoenix (the space creature) stretches across time in all directions, thus explaining how it could be present before encountering Jean in the future.
Look at it this way. Imagine if the only X-Men movies there were were First Class, MAAAYYYBE DOFP if it got rewritten a little bit, Apocalypse, and Dark Phoenix, it would work really well.
I mean, it's a saga that relies on a lot of build-up. You might be able to pull it off with an MCU level of build-up for the Infinity Saga, but I just don't think it's very adaptable, especially not by the tools at Fox.
@@DayOldMeat Yeah, I've heard it was supposed to be a trilogy, but Fox got rushed. I could see that working. First film: Space stuff happens and Jean becomes the Phoenix when returning to Earth. Second film: The Hellfire Club, or some equivalent, drives Jean over the edge and in the final scene cliffhanger she becomes the Dark Phoenix. Third film: The Dark Phoenix. They have to deal with her and then the space aliens from the first film show up and want to kill her too.
@@AndreNitroX They should have killed _everyone._ They should have had Jean just straight-up blow a huge chunk off the Earth and cause the final mass extinction, then fly off into space in her phoenix form.
37Factorial it always happens to me as well, I wonder how it’s even possible, like it could be a coincidence once or twice but it happens very often, it’s scary and funny at the same time.
@@TheVamxie There's less coincidence to that than you might think. Say you start reading the comments at the same time you hit play. The comments reference, say 10 different lines from the story. So, that's 10 times over a 6 minute skit that a line comes on at the same time as you are reading the relevant comment.
“Well I figured since everyone liked Ken Watanabe from the last movie, I figured we’d have more” “More Watanabe?” “Well yes, but also no” “What do you mean?” “I mean a bunch of big name actors saying cool lines and not contributing to the plot” “Ah, cool lines are tight! Sounds like we can get some cool trailer moments”
"It must be hard for her to get her hands on the Orca." "Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Oh really?" "Yeah. She just waits for everyone to leave the room... and they do." "Wow, it's pretty inconsiderate of them to leave the thing that can decide the fate of the world unguarded." "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"
I love how everyone who talks about this movie refers to how meta the line, “You’re always sorry, Charles and there’s always a speech but nobody cares any more”, is.
DEADSCHOOLED yeah because anyone would stay in a movie that shits on the biggest mutant that sacrifice everything for everyone by putting the x-woman line and renaming the school wtf you are a poser to think you are an x-man fan
Watching a movie cam-recorded is a blasphemy to movies, and watching it online is a disservice to its potential. You missed the beauty of the special effects and sound design that you can only get in a theater. That aside... I don't understand the world anymore. People keep hating on pretty good movies and loving mediocre ones.
@@Ailwuful I mean, if you liked the movie, good, but overall the current X-men movies are not upto to the quality of the older ones; they come off kind of generic. Having not seen the movie, I'm assuming they skipped the raunchy parts from the comics/cartoon, like where Gene basically dresses up like a domanatrix when she joins the Hellfire club, haha. The current X-men movies just don't seem to fit with the rest of the MCU, with how awesome it is right now. It's also kind of annoying that they keep redoing the Mutant Hate and Dark Phoenix story arcs over and over, and over... the X-men have soooooo many more stories to tell, but they keep picking the bland stories to tell.
@@MacTac141 At this point I'm mostly just reading game of thrones fanfics and watching theories and hoping that winds will be released even though ik it most likely never will be
What I don't get is why she was so mad at Charles after that when her dad literally stated that he didn't want her anymore after she accidentally killed her mom. And didn't even want to check in on her after giving her up to Charles as Jean read in his mind. Like, what? Charles did her a favor by taking her in when her dad basically disowned her.
No. The movie was so much fun. As a standalone movie, without continuity, it is great. Tbh if you look at the series as just First Class, Apocalypse, and Dark Phoenix it works really well as a trilogy.
@@rigatonipasta I heavily disagree. You're also forgetting DoFP which connects it to the X, X2, X3, Origins and Logan continuity. But film is subjective so if you enjoyed it that good.
"She's real popular with Game of Thrones" "That's a good point and people associate that with good writing" "And they always will I can't wait to see how they will wrap that whole thing up" Beautiful, guys, truly beautiful
I know everyone's all about that "super easy, barely an inconvenience" life, but I'm more of an "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back" kinda guy myself.
His character arcs pretty much consist of I want to be good, something bad happens, I’m evil again, my dear friend gives me a sentimental speech, I’m good again, faces no consequences. Rinse and repeat
@@youknowwhoiam2771 Exactly. And every single time Charles lets him walk away. Even Fassbender's acting is stale. Honestly,I preferred Ian McKallen's version,at least he faced the consequences of his actions and he was pretty self-aware.
2:56 Don't forget to mention, "isn't that what happens in Captain Marvel?" 2:16 Also, "isn't that what happened in the also very recent Shazam, the other Captain Marvel?"
Magneto complains about being a murderer, but it’s the only reason i can think of how good he looks for a 60 year old man, like he’s hardly aged over the past 30 years
Why the hell did they injure quicksilver in the movie I know that his scenes are funny and this movie is the opposite of that but Quicksilver is the best x-men there
don't worry.about spoiling any scenes or.........apparently not spoiling any scenes. I have zero interest in ever seeing this film. I doubt I'll even buy it on Bluray to complete my collection. It just looks that awful.
His scene in DOFP was absolute genius. "Apocalypse" you had to kinda suspend your reality a tad. "Phoenix"...5 whole seconds?! Words can't describe my contempt for this abomination of a movie. And I went in with an open mind--despite all the nasty reviews.
Please do Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! Because avoiding nuclear explosions is super easy; barely an inconvenience. Plus, hiding in fridges is TIGHT!
Lets continually write situations where the men from x men except Wolverine serve no purpose so we can later say why not call or x women cause they do more to be woke and gain points with a 0% chance of it backfiring.
Taking shots at Game of Thrones writers and Dark Phoenix writers is TIGHT.
But he said GoT has good writing
@@incog0956 it used to
@@dashgamer2325 GoT can be divided between GRRM and post-GRRM Phases. The GRRM Phase was had really good writing. The post-GRRM Phase sucked, and the series ended on it.
@@incog0956 I don't even watch GoT and I got the joke, you're just *whoosh*
@akshay Viswambharan why? she doesnt write the stories and she's made millions. and GoT isnt as bad as these people pretend.
"Dark Phoenix spoilers"
Yeah whatever
Chanceral the actual movie trailer should’ve had a spoiler warning
Bahaha I thought the same thing. Rather watch paint dry.
Nobody's gonna see it anyway!
It not worth seeing lol you just got the whole thing free for free
I should care, and yet...
All jokes aside, the "there's always a speech and nobody cares" line was pure gold.
Yeah it was. Both in the trailer and in the film. Fassbender is amazing.
@@alwaysxnever yeah yeah yeah!
@@alwaysxnever I thought it was a bit hypocritical considering Magneto loves himself a longwinded speech too lol. And mostly when he's in the process of killing everybody.
@@katheli89 Yup.
@@katheli89 The Magneto speeches are for flair while the Xavier speeches that Magneto talked about are not. He talked about the speeches aimed to change peoples minds rooted in the "people are good and should do good for the greater good" philosophy that those close to Xavier sees as hypocrisy.
In my opinion, Magneto was spot on with that remark. We saw that Mystique was tired of Xavier's remarks earlier on, and she wasn't alone.
Why does FOX have such a hard time doing the Phoenix Saga when a Saturday morning cartoon did it better over 20 years ago?!
Because Saturday morning cartoons -are- were tight!
This was going to have the Shi’Ar in it back when it was a two-parter that Fox axed in late preproduction.
Facts.
Making a cartoon about fantasy fiction is much easier. If Harry Potter was a cartoon Peeves would've definitely been included, everyone would've worn proper clothes and Voldemort would've looked like Voldemort.
@@artphone610 But the Harry Potter films weren't dumpster fires. A lot of effort was put into making J.K. Rowling vision come to life.
Lately the Screenwriter Guy is really turning into a supervillain. And I find myself beginning to root for the Studio Executive Guy.
wavingdragon I think you’re on to something here. I wonder what his endgame is.
@@MrJagermeister Perhaps Ryan is building up something. Or it could just be that Hollywood has too many bad writers.
I'm gonna need you to get right off his back right now.
@@wavingdragon To be fair, someone in the production team surely notices when a script is not good, but if they think the fans will lap it up they procede anyway. Writers don't have a lot of time when a script is commissioned and must ride a fad.
He's subverting your expectations
This is genius
Woah why don’t you have any likes
Fancy seeing you here
@@wolvencrazy19-37 different audiences
This is good.
High praise from the God of editing
"Sometimes they're not bullet proof"
"What do you mean"
"Sometimes bullets kill them"
Thanks for clearing that up for me
I figured they could regenerate at a certain speed. So small bullets from guns can't kill them but, the big guns like the one from the chopper have enough power to overcome their healing abilities
@@Tomblom dude don't bother thinking
Wanna know what happens to a frog when it gets shot by a bullet?
@@robertmcginty4146 It croaks!
Well, that's the laziest thing ever!
Oh, ruining the same franchise with the same story twice is TIGHT.
by the same guy.
Kinberg wrote script for x3 and apocalypse and then... he become director and writer of dark phoenix.
@@marcinbudzinski9347
Lmao Jennifer Lawrence only agreed to be in the movie if he directed it
This disaster of a franchise was ruined a long time ago. Can't wait to see X-Men and F4 back at Marvel. Good riddance Fox, Kinberg and Singer!
@@danletko What would you expect from Harvey's girl?
To this day the x men animated series did dark Phoenix better than both movies!
The "Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience" Gets me every Time.
Yeah i lip synch to it every time he says it..you know when its coming lol
For me it's "OH, my god."
Tyrant-Den for me it’s “whoops” “WHOOPSIE”
OH REALLY?
For me it’s the... wow wow wow... wow
Fox: I think it will be difficult for Disney to buy us. We're too big.
Disney: Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
Disney could buy anyone.
The mouse earns 14k dollars per SECOND
O'Rly?
Lolz
Fox executive: "It will be difficult for Disney to buy us with our X-Men franchise doing so well."
Fox accountant: "Dark Phoenix bombed tho."
Disney executive: "I will give you 5 bucks for the whole company."
Fox executive: "Eh..."
For accountant: "Take it, it's more than what we are worth now."
I Look Forward to the Pitch Meeting instead of The Movie. Thanks Ryan
Legal Latino Heat I can say that this was more entertaining
The film is easily one of the best X-men movies
I'm gonna need you to get ALLLL the way off his back about that thanks
@Hate Spreader what
Watching Pitch Meetings is super easy barely an inconvenience unlike going to the movies
There are 3 things this movie got right:
1. Recruiting Hans Zimmer for the score.
2. Killing off Mystique
3. Providing quality content for a Pitch Meeting.
1. Magneto
Check... Check and Check.
Yeah Yeah Yeah And it was Super easy barely an inconvenience
@@PuppyTheTiny Magneto had the same story arch he had the past 3 movies
@@unclecreed2986 Thats the thing. He gets a bad written script but manages to pull it off.
Only the best actors can achieve that.
His parts were my favorite in all the classic xmen movies.
Mystique: When was the last time you sacrificed anything?
Charles Xavier: [Remembers getting shot and paralyzed and Mystique leaving him for Magneto]
Mystique is just a retart some times.
@@bendavis6457 J-Law's fault.
That was the best part of the movie. Mystique decided to go full SJW feminist, and then almost immediately died.
[Remembers sacrificing his hair in the last movie]
Ohhhh, that thing that happened over 30 years ago, where magneto deflected bullets that someone else shot at him, and accidentally sent one into Xavier. That "Sacrifice".
God bless every single thing about you and this video.
How is baby benjamin doing? Still eats bugs?
JAPAN VLOGG
Garrett!! You’re right pitch meeting is such a good series!!
he said several bullshit things though
Oh, blessing things is tight!
"They're gonna name it after a girl who killed Raven." 😂😂😂👌🏽
That never sat right with me like wtf😂😂
I mean, I would honor that girl too for ridding us of JLaw.
Apparently they really held a grudge over how Jennifer Lawrence handled Mystique…can’t blame them.
@@Flaris Nope, she only accepted the role in this movie if she was killed early. She wanted to walk away from this trash. Can't blame her.
"Jean gets a force called the pheonix."
"Didn't she have that Phoenixy thing in apocalypse"?
"Unclear."
"Okay then."
That made laugh so hard
hahahahahaha
Its DARK Phoenix, she already had the Phoenix force
In apocalypse the "Phoenixy" thing is her full potential, that Charles locked in for her safety, as said in the last stand
@@Ur_toes_are_mine nope, clearly it was stated in the movie that it entered her in space
this is my favorite show on youtube..
Idol Nico, nandito ka Rin pla
Good to know.
So true
@LimeCayOyster Same here.
Favorite? I thought this was the ONLY show on TH-cam. What else is there to watch?
The "UNCLEAR" gets me everytime
Unclear is tight!
"I can tell this movie is going to be a lot of fun!"
"Not so much, no."
Fox: *"Ha! Try touching this franchise now, suckers!"*
Disney snaps fingers.
Ahahaha
Lolololl I can't that is hilarious
😂👏
X-wohman
Bibbity bobbity boo, mfs
"he's something like 42 in real life and that's basically 62 if you round up several times" LOL, that got me off guard 😂😂😂
the very concept of "rounding up several times" is pretty funny
They aged like 5 years from the 60s to the 90s. I need their skincare routines.
The magic of make believe and not make up 😂
My biggest gripe with these movies is that every single one skips 10 years and every single one does nothing to age up the actors, so needless to say I loved Ryan’s jokes about it😂
“Didn’t she go all Phoenix-y at the end of Apocalypse, what was that about?”
“Unclear!”
*screaming*
Mhmmm
They could have just said the Phoenix (the space creature) stretches across time in all directions, thus explaining how it could be present before encountering Jean in the future.
But is there not the Phoenix and the dark Phoenix?
Quoting the pitch meeting video is tight.
0tispunkm3y3r it’s the same entity it just corrupts her over time so it doesn’t make sense in the movies.
I'm upset about how you didn't mention Storms important role as an ice machine.
Ryan just likes to subvert your expectations like that, it makes for good writing.
That'll be a major burn esp since the actress made such fuzz.
@@tiaaaron3278 Did she really?
@@brandonchristen2472 I heard many things. She had triggered some people.
Not to mention she completely changed her accent from the previous trilogy...
The best part of any of Pitch Meeting is when one the Writer says, "I don't know" and the Producer says, "Fair enough".
The look up & down when he says "I don't know" kills me 😆
@@Nyagee just picturing it when reading your comment made me legit lol
The Dark Phoenix saga is one of the best comic book stories, an absolute classic and they have failed to portray it on film twice.
But the franchise always rises again like a... like a... Damn, I had it a second ago.
Look at it this way. Imagine if the only X-Men movies there were were First Class, MAAAYYYBE DOFP if it got rewritten a little bit, Apocalypse, and Dark Phoenix, it would work really well.
@@rigatonipasta you gotta include DOFP, it links to the new timeline which interns links the new movies to the old ones. You can't not include DOFP
I mean, it's a saga that relies on a lot of build-up. You might be able to pull it off with an MCU level of build-up for the Infinity Saga, but I just don't think it's very adaptable, especially not by the tools at Fox.
@@DayOldMeat Yeah, I've heard it was supposed to be a trilogy, but Fox got rushed. I could see that working. First film: Space stuff happens and Jean becomes the Phoenix when returning to Earth. Second film: The Hellfire Club, or some equivalent, drives Jean over the edge and in the final scene cliffhanger she becomes the Dark Phoenix. Third film: The Dark Phoenix. They have to deal with her and then the space aliens from the first film show up and want to kill her too.
Post credit scene of this movie, Nick Fury shows up,
"I want to start a team, and ya'll aren't invited."
That would have been hilariously self-aware. So of course it didn't happen.
Would have been funny, or have jean just blow up everything or have Deadpool and wolverine just start murdering everyone.
But alas we got nothing
@@Silenthitman44 Girl, I would love for SOMEBODY to end the missery of this franchise.
dude if you came up with that, I bow.
would have been the best part about that movie
"Fair enough. So it's the 90s."
*Ryanverse intensifies*
my thought exactly :D
exactly what i was thinking. 2004 was a sad year 😞 .
@@ZayMagDumper f for 90s talk show host
You know Main Characters are going *DIE!*
Oh so do any other main characters die?
No.....
Basically, I mean they might as well have done it since this was the last movie
@@AndreNitroX
They should have killed _everyone._ They should have had Jean just straight-up blow a huge chunk off the Earth and cause the final mass extinction, then fly off into space in her phoenix form.
Well another character did technically die
“Hopefully they’re not doing anything with shapeshifting aliens”
“Could you imagine”
Caleb Jackson i died
We don't ever see an alien shapeshift in X-Men Dark Phoenix though, they only invade and inhabit human bodies.
Hafabee The Skrulls were originally gonna be used in the final battle.
@@billybarnett9518 Don't know why they couldn't use the Shi'ar, weren't they involved in the original Dark Phoenix saga?
@@Johnny-rx4hs Yes
Hearing him say "it's the 90's" definitely threw me back to his 90's time travel show on his channel
YESSS I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😆😆😆😆😆
“Aww using make-believe instead of makeup is TIGHT”
😂
I read this at the same time it came on the scene
@@TheVamxie always happens to me for some reason
37Factorial it always happens to me as well, I wonder how it’s even possible, like it could be a coincidence once or twice but it happens very often, it’s scary and funny at the same time.
@@007Julie exactly tho it happens to me too many times
@@TheVamxie There's less coincidence to that than you might think. Say you start reading the comments at the same time you hit play. The comments reference, say 10 different lines from the story. So, that's 10 times over a 6 minute skit that a line comes on at the same time as you are reading the relevant comment.
"Sometimes they are bullet proof some times they aren't i dunno"
@M J Grasscutter 4:27, not exactly the same but still
"I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back on this"
“Hopefully they’re not also doing anything with shapeshifting aliens”
“Can you imagine!?”
Got me good there
"It's gonna be really hard to ruin the same franchise with the same story twice."
"Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
It's technically thrice because of Apocalypse.
Finally someone gets it
@@handsomebrick apocalypse broke my heart with how bad they fucked it up by adding the dark phoenix in it
@@tempestjewel I only rewatch the Quicksilver scenes in Apocalypse, It's better that way.
@@Hypotetiskt definitely
*"...and people associate that show with good writing."*
*"And they always **_will._** I can't wait to see how they wrap that old thing up."*
LOL
That line hurt...
That was brutal roast.
@@JereyStonearm yepp. it does.
Biggest OOF moment I ever had with any Pitch Meeting joke. That bit wrecked my sides so hard from laughing.
Lmao 😂
“Ok, so it’s the 90s”
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
Fox: wait wtf is happening here?
Writers: I'm gonna need you to get right off my back about that
Fox: OK
Fair enough
that works!
@Sermon Institute For Success Disney: Yes, get off his back and get over here
"There going to name it after the girl who killed her." 🤣🤣🤣 That was the best
**they're*
@@starhunter9085 nice grammar police I'm police you're here *note the sarcasm
@@Nexusstorie when you have to note the sarcasm it's basically not even worth it
@@AeneasGemini You understood what he said? Wtf?
@@starhunter9085 they're, their now.
"So it's the 90s"
That sounded like that time traveling reporter segment this guy does.
Almost like Ryan said that on purpose. Wow wow wow.
We never get to see a quicksilver magneto father and son moment
Because theyre not longer father and son according to marvel comics
@@xzenitramx666 it's cannon in this timeline. See DOFP and Apocalypse. Sadly it was all dropped in this movie
HISHE got it covered 😄
We will get it one day
We never got to see a mother and son moment with Mystique and Nightcrawler either
“People associate Game of Thrones with good writing. And they always will.”
Emperor Palpatine Seinfeld music plays
Hate Spreader - Oh, so YOU wrote the script to ‘Dark Phoenix’!
Hate Spreader good as in awful?
season 8 never happened please let me believe it
the writing was hit and miss since the start, when HBO had to write parts it was bad but when it was actually from the book it was good
"Jean's gonna make Charles walk up some stairs...it's going to be horrifying."
Lost it🤣🤣🤣😂
“Using make believe instead of make up is tight” 😁😆😂🤣
I laughed SO hard at that i had to pause the video
"I guess we'll have a lot of fun with 90's culture?
..Not really, no."
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Captain Marvel did the 90s better!
@@NexusKin At least they put effort in that aspect, Blockbuster,(I miss it)
0:13, Quicksilver. You’re supposed to be invested in the eventual revelation to both him and Magneto that he’s Magneto’s son.
"PITCH" Godzilla king of the monsters please
“Well I figured since everyone liked Ken Watanabe from the last movie, I figured we’d have more”
“More Watanabe?”
“Well yes, but also no”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean a bunch of big name actors saying cool lines and not contributing to the plot”
“Ah, cool lines are tight! Sounds like we can get some cool trailer moments”
Kunal Mittal agree.
"It must be hard for her to get her hands on the Orca."
"Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah. She just waits for everyone to leave the room... and they do."
"Wow, it's pretty inconsiderate of them to leave the thing that can decide the fate of the world unguarded."
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
Yes please
actually i'm surprised he didn't pitch godzilla 2014 yet
"Which character am I supposed to care about this point"? Unclear sir"! LMAO
I love you Athena the goddess of love.
Mr. Unknown only good actor James Macavoy
@@316bkeb Think you got your gods mixed up there bud
@@316bkeb I think you mean Aphrodite...
Too bad there wasn't a Wolverine cameo in this one, because he's pretty much the only strong character in this whole franchise!
I love how everyone who talks about this movie refers to how meta the line, “You’re always sorry, Charles and there’s always a speech but nobody cares any more”, is.
Ironically sitting through that film was super hard. A real inconvience.
DEADSCHOOLED yeah because anyone would stay in a movie that shits on the biggest mutant that sacrifice everything for everyone by putting the x-woman line and renaming the school wtf you are a poser to think you are an x-man fan
Screenwriter: "Hey sucker that saw the movie, Im gonna need you to get waaaaay off my back"
I had completely forgotten that Phoenix bit at the end of Apocalypse.
Actually no I completely removed the whole movie from my memory.
Whoopsie!!!
Woopsie!.. anyway what happens next?
Use your FULL POWER, Gene!
"Tell me more lies!"
Same, at this point all I remember was the Quicksilver scene. The rest of it has been mind wiped.
"Whoopsie"
*Slide whistle sound effect #1*
How’s there no comments about the “It’s the 90s” reference
because that was like 70 years ago, if you round up several times
Omg lmao
Now there is
@@Selyidar 2004 was a terrible year
"Is it going to be easy to skip watching this in theatres?"
"Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!"
I wouldn't skip it. I got chills watching this movie. Great scenes.
I work at a theatre and I feel horrible for trying to convince people to watch this movie.
@@Ailwuful I watched it online but in cam quality. The film was okay, but it was far from memorable.
Watching a movie cam-recorded is a blasphemy to movies, and watching it online is a disservice to its potential. You missed the beauty of the special effects and sound design that you can only get in a theater.
That aside... I don't understand the world anymore. People keep hating on pretty good movies and loving mediocre ones.
@@Ailwuful I mean, if you liked the movie, good, but overall the current X-men movies are not upto to the quality of the older ones; they come off kind of generic.
Having not seen the movie, I'm assuming they skipped the raunchy parts from the comics/cartoon, like where Gene basically dresses up like a domanatrix when she joins the Hellfire club, haha. The current X-men movies just don't seem to fit with the rest of the MCU, with how awesome it is right now. It's also kind of annoying that they keep redoing the Mutant Hate and Dark Phoenix story arcs over and over, and over... the X-men have soooooo many more stories to tell, but they keep picking the bland stories to tell.
3 years ago taking shots at game of thrones would have been a sin now you get applause. Good job D&D
I am liking this for your icon alone.
As a long time Thrones fan the hatred of the final season is all I have left
@@MacTac141 Good for you man, at least you got something. Oh wait I kinda forgot.....
@@MacTac141 At this point I'm mostly just reading game of thrones fanfics and watching theories and hoping that winds will be released even though ik it most likely never will be
'How do you mess up another X-Men movie?'
"Oh, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Seriously, bruh. Your burns are third degree. This movie never stood a chance.
Bc the movie sucked and didn't stay True to the source material at all.
The movie has to change things
I believe you meant 1st degree.
@@propheinx2250 no,he really meant 3rd degree.
The best thing about Dark Phoenix is this Pitch Meeting video. 😁
Edit: Woah. Thanks for the 600+ likes!
The best part about Dark Phoenix is either when Mystique dies or the train fight. Or the very short Quicksilver scene
who thanks people for "likes"?
"Sounds like a sure thing to me."
"It absolutely...might be...maybe."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Producer: “It’s gonna be great to only show jean and her phoenix pow-
Writer: “Also Aliens”
whoat??
@@govindraghavan9493 oh sophia and jessica chastain's pants are tight!!!
Yeah we watched the video.
that was hilarious 😂😂
Just like the original cómic saga, to be fair
Jean Grey is killing everyone because of dad issues...
Also Jean Grey forcing Charles to walk up stairs is horrifying
Poor Charles
Laughed
Straight up got so uncomfortable at that scene eughhh
Charles kind of deserved it. But killing everyone wasn't so nice.
What I don't get is why she was so mad at Charles after that when her dad literally stated that he didn't want her anymore after she accidentally killed her mom. And didn't even want to check in on her after giving her up to Charles as Jean read in his mind. Like, what? Charles did her a favor by taking her in when her dad basically disowned her.
"It's a line my wife threw at me while I was working on this movie." Made me lmao
Is it going to be hard to make this movie terrible?
Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.
At least it was better than Apocalypse; I know it's not a high bar to top, but still....
Ye ye ye
Using make believe instead of make-up is ALWAYS tight🤣
I just got the "it's the 90s" line!! It's a reference to another one of Ryan's skits!!! Either a hilarious coincidence or well put for Ryan!
This was actually better than the movie. I owe you 11.50 sir
$7 for me lol
No. The movie was so much fun. As a standalone movie, without continuity, it is great. Tbh if you look at the series as just First Class, Apocalypse, and Dark Phoenix it works really well as a trilogy.
@@rigatonipasta I heavily disagree. You're also forgetting DoFP which connects it to the X, X2, X3, Origins and Logan continuity. But film is subjective so if you enjoyed it that good.
You saved me $25.00 thanks for saving my sanity.
$18 if you see it in imax
The way Movie Studio Guy says “oh, my god” gets me every time
Wow wow wow wow.. wow
“Well they are going to rename it after the girl that killed her.” 😂
I don't know why, but I watch every pitchmeeting, regardless of whether or not I've seen it
I watched all the pitch meetings, then I went and watched all of the videos on Ryan George's personal YT channel. Dude is my new favorite YT person
Same here
I watch every pitchmeeting...and I don't watch any movies. This has got to be far better than any moving picture.
@@metaLungiez "Favorite YT people"... fixed that for you
Because they're TIGHT
566 dislikes? How can anyone dislike these? Ryan is hilarious
Unclear
think it was the GOT cast.
I'm from the future. What's a "dislike"?
I'm still mad they got rid of it
Throwing shade at Game of Thrones' final season is TIGHT!
"I'm gonna need you to get aaallll the way off my back about this."
"Okay, let me get off of that thing."
YES! .... that IS in fact something that was said in this video.... you are correct.
what was the point of typing this?
@@kanaric To annoy lil' internet bitches years down the road. Mission accomplished!
"She's real popular with Game of Thrones"
"That's a good point and people associate that with good writing"
"And they always will I can't wait to see how they will wrap that whole thing up"
Beautiful, guys, truly beautiful
I know everyone's all about that "super easy, barely an inconvenience" life, but I'm more of an "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back" kinda guy myself.
It is a way of living
I like wowwowwow
@@Jamalvain That's my runner up.
I wish I could be mad at this video, as an X Men fan...but it's 100% accurate. Dark Phoenix is a dumpster fire. 😔
Hate to agree... At least Noghtcrawler was cool for a bit, even if it was a massive jump character-wise
I thought the acting was well done, everything else not so much.
0:55 "Thats certainly one POSSIBLE outcome" - oh man, that was on point!
Can we talk about how repetitive and stale Magneto has become since Days of Future past?
His character arcs pretty much consist of I want to be good, something bad happens, I’m evil again, my dear friend gives me a sentimental speech, I’m good again, faces no consequences. Rinse and repeat
@@youknowwhoiam2771 Exactly. And every single time Charles lets him walk away. Even Fassbender's acting is stale. Honestly,I preferred Ian McKallen's version,at least he faced the consequences of his actions and he was pretty self-aware.
Tia Aaron and his character barely got a send-off. At least Patrick Stewart’s Charles Xavier did in Logan
@@youknowwhoiam2771 I've heard Magneto was to be appear in Logan. Shame it didn't happen.
Tia Aaron oh, Ian McKellen’s been done with them for five years. Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman have only been two, how time flies
2:56 Don't forget to mention, "isn't that what happens in Captain Marvel?"
2:16 Also, "isn't that what happened in the also very recent Shazam, the other Captain Marvel?"
"This movie isn't messing around. Main characters die."
"So, others characters die?"
"No."
"Ok."
In 8 years, Fassbender becomes McKellan and MacAvoy becomes Stewart 😂
They didn't even try to age them up at all. At least give Fassbender gray hair or something!
Magneto complains about being a murderer, but it’s the only reason i can think of how good he looks for a 60 year old man, like he’s hardly aged over the past 30 years
The Only Reason I Went To See That Movie. Was For Quicksilver Running Momment.
There Was No Quicksilver Moment 😢
Why the hell did they injure quicksilver in the movie
I know that his scenes are funny and this movie is the opposite of that but Quicksilver is the best x-men there
don't worry.about spoiling any scenes or.........apparently not spoiling any scenes. I have zero interest in ever seeing this film. I doubt I'll even buy it on Bluray to complete my collection. It just looks that awful.
His scene in DOFP was absolute genius. "Apocalypse" you had to kinda suspend your reality a tad. "Phoenix"...5 whole seconds?! Words can't describe my contempt for this abomination of a movie. And I went in with an open mind--despite all the nasty reviews.
OUTRAGE
@Disneylegospider 1 Peter Evans was busy filming AHS.
The catharsis that this granted me is absolutely what I needed.
This is the best thing on TH-cam right now. I'm kinda addicted, barely an inconvenience.
"I'm going to need you to get all the way of my back about this."
LMAO!
That's so funny 🤣
“But you had fun? That’s all that matters.” Very wholesome for the executive that also said, “baby junk is tight”.
Also "nuns are tight"
also semen and penises and manholes are tight
Sometimes he is a good guy... at least the moments hes not betting over interns with James Cameron.
Please do Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! Because avoiding nuclear explosions is super easy; barely an inconvenience. Plus, hiding in fridges is TIGHT!
And let's not forget how tight it is to swing on vines and keep up with jeeps traveling 50 mph
Literally!!
That's what I call Nuking The Fridge!
People associate Game of Thrones with Great writing!
Wonder how it ends!!!
Jesus you and me both!!!
I just started watching these and I love it when he just goes, "Unclear" and "Barely an inconvenience!"
"I'm going to need to you to get ALLLLL the way off my back" definitely using that line when people are pestering me.
which character am I supposed to care about
nobody
Quicksilver? But they didn't give him much to do.. That space scene with him was cool tho.
Really Random No One.
"Fingers crossed for horrifying." Indeed the movie was 😅
"No, we can pretend he's old"
Solves the aging issue, i guess
Edit: Woah, thanks for the likes, God bless you guys
Super ez
Magneto looks like Fassbender in 1992 and like McKellen in 2000. That's a lot of meth.
Some people look young at sixty
using make believe instead of makeup is tight
David Marks Being mutant is stressful I guess
Alien shape shifters
Skrulls: Am I a joke to you?
Marvel certainly made them that way in Cap. Marvel.
yes
Jeremiah Except they weren’t evil. But knowing that Talos is leading a bunch of civilians, it’s possible the Skrull government themselves is evil.
@@fulcrum6760 Yeah, no kidding. I saw the movie. Which was the complete opposite of how the Skrulls are portrayed in the comics.
Jeremiah Knowing the MCU, that’ll change soon. It’s a set up plus those were the good Skrulls. We could get the bad ones real soon.
As long as he had a lot of fun. His smile looks so happy.
"Let's add the X-Women scene and let everyone get angry about it"
_"Yea good idea why not amirite"_
All hail X-women!
What happened?
Lets continually write situations where the men from x men except Wolverine serve no purpose so we can later say why not call or x women cause they do more to be woke and gain points with a 0% chance of it backfiring.
@@ghornisbae1653 can you explain it just a bit more? I have not seen it and don't understand
The funny thing is nobody talks about it. Nobody is saying they are angry about it.
I lost it at the cats playing with string part 😂😂😂
4:03 "Can you imagine?" 😂😂😂 That delivery killed me!
I would really like to see a National Treasure pitch meeting!
Your videos are so good I'm watching this even though I haven't seen the movie
10,000 Subscribers don’t. Not worth it. Last stand was better
@@David_Bagent I havent seen the movie. I believe you, but it's incredible that "Last Stand" and "better" are in the same sentence....😕
Its okay buddy. nobody has. And if they have seen it, its because they just wanted to see how bad it was gonna be.
I'd like to see a pitch for The Last Airbender.
There is. Be prepared to laugh your ass of.
"You've got to commit to the gimmick." --Mom
Shrek pitch meetings dude.
Shrek pitch meetings
*daniel bryan voice* YES! YES! YES!
It would be
PERFECTION
Cause he’s a top, oh not that kind of tight